#pastaaaaaa

[thebrood1979]

everytime a man with long hair cuts it an angel loses its wings. an angel gets sent right to hell. i dont know how angels work

[prettypinkmcavoy]

PASTA GOAL! SPAGHETII IN THE CAN BABY, LETS GOOOOO

[cuteteacakes]

Happy World Pasta Day!

[warriorsatthedisco]

*screams* can I just go a single week without needing a medical procedure done. Just a single week

[fallencelsetial]

Huuuuuuuu someone buy me pasta for dinneeeeeeeeeeer

[nexus-nebulae]

wails. alfredo why must you cast curses on me

[rowanhoney]

want pasta sm rn I could kill

[kragehund-est]

when i was 14 i got really into hetalia, it was one of the first animes i watched. so i saved up a money from my job scooping dog poop, went to hot topic, and bought a hetalia shirt that said "make pasta, not war". my first time wearing the shirt i walked into my church youth group, where the most loud annoying girl there started yelling "OMG YOU LIKE HETALIA??? ME TOO!!! PASTAAAAAA~" and then i never wore that shirt again.

[chris-sturniolo0]

https://www.tumblr.com/chris-sturniolo0/761510100845346816/guess-whatttttt-im-eatingggg-pastaaaaaa-right?source=share

RAAAAAAAAHHAHHH

Look at this goofy ass

[hyunpic]

he was just camping under someone’s pasta post demanding answers like shaking the bars of his enclosure like give me PASTAAAAAA

[blossoms-phan]

blosssoommmsss hiii!! i’m half asleep bc i stayed up late talking and making plans with one of my friends but i’m at a restaurant!!! pasta time pasta time pasta time

hiiii that sounds lovely!! the most valid form of sleep deprivation is when it comes from staying up late talking to a friend or doing something fun hehe but i hope you enjoy your pastaaaaaa

[prettypinkmcavoy]

PASTAAAAA

[petitmimosa]

This or That Ask Game

Tagged by @alittlefrenchtree for an obscure reason. Should've made you guess what I was going to answer and you'd get one sugar per cup of tea for each one you got right.

Iced or hot coffee ☕

Why would you make me drink coffee in the first place? Why was coffee even discovered and who decided it was an acceptable beverage? If I have to make a choice, then iced and with a shit ton of sugar/chocolate/white chocolat syrup. You know Starbucks' white chocolate frappuccino? Very little coffee, lots of everything else.

Iced or hot tea 🍵

Why would you ice TEA? This is why the human race is doomed I'm telling you. Tea is to be served hot but never burnt so get that kettle off before it boils.

Lemonade or sweet tea 🍋

Sweet tea is an abomination. Why would you give me BAKING SODA TO DRINK? Ugh. Lemonade is alright if homemade by someone who's not addicted to sugar though.

Fruity or minty gum

Not allowed to chew gum anymore but I was more of a mint person. Fruity flavors were too chemical for my taste.

Pasta or potatoes

Niak. This is a hard one. Potatoes are fun and you can fry them and they're creatures of God but pastaaaaaa... Parmesan goes on pasta and for that reason only it gets my vote.

Olives or pickles

There are two things you need to know about me if we're gonna share food together: I will never, ever willingly consume olives and will have pickles with absolutely everything. The small ones though, cornichons. Not the gigantic ones people in America like to grow.

Rice or bread

Bread. Bread. BREAD.

Cookies or brownies

Brownies take too long to bake and you have more fun with cookies. Also, that's my cat's name and if I don't say cookies he will know tonight when I get home and he will bite me to punish me.

Handwritten or phone reminders-

That notes app is somewhere on my phone because I can't uninstall it. But I hate my handwriting with a passion so I just remember everything since I have an excellent memory.

Zip-up or pullover hoodie

I hate zip-ups, I look like a whale in them. And hoodies are COZYYYY.

Jeans or sweatpants

I look even more like a whale in sweatpants so I'll have to say jeans. But when I'm home I'm just wearing pjs.

Flip flops/thongs or slides

Both are evil so they can crawl back to where they belong. I'll sleep with socks (even thin) all year long. I'll take them off when we reach 40°.

Paperback or ebook

I use my kindle before bed but paperback all the way when you want to spend hours reading.

Enemies to lovers or FWB to lovers

Enemies to lovers all the way. The hatred, the tension, the angst, the oh, oh maybe I was wrong? the messy feelings, GIVE IT TO ME I'M READY.

One bed or fake dating

That one bed trope has been alive way too long and needs to be put to rest, pun very much intended.

Hurt/comfort or whump

Hurt/comfort. I'm all for angst but the heavy hurt usually deals with atrocities and, nope.

Mutual pining or amnesia

Amnesia! That's the kind of angst I like.

Canon compliant or AU

It depends on the ship. I usually prefer canon but there are some excellent AUs out there.

Soulmate or Sports AU

My issue with sports AU is that it's almost always about the characters in the sports world rather than the chosen sport itself. I end up frustrated with how poorly depicted the sport is or how irrelevant it is to have them in this world in the first place all.the.time. Like okay they're figure skaters but why would you have them do 3 triple lutzes in one program when it's not a thing and yolo spins without telling me if it's a flying sit spin or a back camel?

Celebrity AU or Coffeeshop AU

I may have outgrown the coffeeshop AU, so, celebrity.

One shot or long fic

Quality over quantity. Which isn't an answer but :D

Anyone who wants to answer this, have at it!

[rathockey]

PASTAAAAAA

[pastafossa]

Pastaaaaaa

What is the level of angst we should expect tomorrow? Will our penguins find their way to each other in the next chapter?

So basically

(ok but for real: I'd say this chapter will be about 65% angst, mixed with scattered funny line showers and some comforting holding to finish our day. Definitely comfort at the end, I wanted to make sure of that, so I promise she'll be out of the thread and with matt again by the end of the chapter)

[chris-sturniolo0]

GUESS WHATTTTTT IM EATINGGGG PASTAAAAAA RIGHT NOWWWW RAAAAAHH😫😝

LUCKYYY