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[minecraftbookshelf]

I had a thought for your MoS au

Them empires meeting scott for the first time

Sausage and fwhip both being like: wow. I hope he has a great personality

You know. To poke fun at jimmy for this

Jimmy still feeling terrible

And then xornoth and scott walk in.

Xornoth: this is my brother. Smajor

And there is scott. An by elf standrds pretty/handsome elf. So certified pretty boy. Tall (werent they like 8 feet? Ish? If i remember right?) And as you said he mains a bow so you know this guy has arm and shoulder muscles. And with his large, gorgeous, owl wings he has an open back

Xornoth and scott just share a look. Which to the siblings means xornoth begging scott to please behave. But from an outsider look probably looks threatening

Scott huffs and walking over to jimmy and just smiling and saying: well hello. I believe you are my future husband. Mayi have your name?

Jimmy having about six gay-panics/crisis at the same time just starts speaking in like oceanian a bunch of things which comes down to: wow! You are pretty! I mean hi i am pretty. I mean you are i mean.

Neither scott nor xornoth speak this so both just like: ... ????

Meanwhile sausage just throws his arms out like: HOW IS THIS FAIR?! HE GETA RIVERDELL AS ALLY AND THAT AS HUSBAND?!

scott smoothly and smiling charmingly: well he is trying to keep and establish peace. Which you are not. It is only fitting he gets the better deal... isnt it?

Fwhip is also pouting because this is so unfair.

Just the chaos the first meeting would bring. THE CHAOS

Oh, Jimmy is absolutely going to verbally embarass himself in front of anyone who speaks Oceanic or the Swamp Dialect when he first sees Scott XD

Luckily for him, Fwhip and Sausage won't be there. Unfortunately Lizzie will be and she does speak the languages in question.

(Fwhip and Sausage will be giving Jimmy a hard time in the leadup)

Scott is about 6 1/2 feet tall, Xornoth is a little taller. And yes, he is a bow main, if a bit on the casual side.

So Scott in Rivendell doesn't really have an uncovered back outside the house. Scott in the Swamp however... :)

Everything Xornoth does comes off threatening, unfortunately. Its why they are only really friends with Pearl, because Pearl knows they don't mean it and honestly wouldn't care if they did.

It's going to be so chaotic and I am so excited to get it written and posted. (It will be awhile yet :( )

[pacificwaternymph]

SURPRISE! Selkie Scott fic has been finished and posted! Terribly sorry for the delay, there were just a few things I had to iron out before I felt comfortable posting this.

CH: 1/1

CW: Misunderstandings, brief, partial (and nongraphic) nudity, mentions/fear of dehumanization, panic attacks, dissociation, accidental power imbalance, accidental controlling of another person's body

Word Count: 6011

Rating: T and Up

Relationships: Jimmy Solidarity & Scott Smajor (platonic, but can be read as romantic if you really squint)

Characters: Jimmy Solidarity, Scott Smajor, Martyn Inthelittlewood (mentioned)

No Archive Warnings apply

Summary:

Jimmy finds a mysterious man on the beach, tanged in a net and on the verge of death, and decides to help him.

Scott wakes up alone, terrified, and without his coat.

Taglist below the cut

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[angstandhappiness]

LMAO TRUE

@passivedecept Everyone: batman you are forcing children to fight by your side and you endanger them!

Bruce who is a very tired dad: i wish i had any type of control over them

Dick Grayson: "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" SMASH CUT TO: DICK HAVING PLAYED 60 HOURS OF A RACING GAME IN THE CIRCUS I cannot express how hard I lost my shit at this, because they are currently in the middle of trying to outrun an actual firestorm being rained down on them by Firefly, Dick just broke his promise to save himself if things went down, he dragged his 280lb mentor into the Batmobile and probably barely reaches the pedals because he's still like eleven years old and Batman is FULL FORCE YELLING AT HIM for disobeying direct orders and this CHAOS GREMLIN CHILD HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVES OF STEEL TO SAY RIGHT TO BATMAN'S FACE "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" when he knows Batman knows Batman doesn't have a simulator and HE MEANT THAT HE'D PLAYED A BUNCH OF RACING GAMES. Let's be real, Bruce didn't put that kid on a dangerous path, Bruce put a fucking leash on that kid so he was maybe 5% less dangerous and likely to get himself killed and HE WORKED A MIRACLE TO GET THIS FAR.

[minecraftbookshelf]

I had a thought about the whole tango joining the 3G's thing.

I just imagine that tango also learned that cleo was betrayed but before it becomes obvious to everyone they switched teams

Tango: how did you deal with it? That you were betrayed by a teammate and still had to play nice and just do it for the team?

Cleo: lmao. I didnt.

Tango: what-

Cleo grinning: i left. Took their most valuable resource. And joined scott and pearl. Two people i know i actually can trust! See you later tango.

Tango: ... mmh... *seeing new options*

Later

Tango getting to the scottage: hello. I am pulling a cleo.

Ooooooo that might be a good spin for it. Id have to check a couple of timeline things!

I do think that Bigb’s kill on Cleo happened during the session that Tango missed tho…

[minecraftbookshelf]

@passivedecept replied to your post “what even Happened during the MOS rivendell...”:

Okay but the coup not being actually planned as coup really fits xornoth? Xornoth, in my head at this point at least, is the act first think later type (scott is the think a lot first and act dramatic later) So for xornoth to burn the palace and killed their parents. Being smug they won. Only to surrdenly realise that... who are all these people following them and- why are they expecting them to make more choices and- OH!

​Yeah it was very much not planned as a coup. They went in with full scorched earth intentions of the "leave no survivors" variety.

(Neither of the Rivendell Siblings is anything even approaching emotionally or mentally stable.)

Fortunately Something Happened (before they got too far with the earth scorching luckily, though not soon enough that there aren't consequences still that they will be dealing with for a very long time) and was the catalyst for a wild change of plans.

It was very much a hostile takeover, and a good portion of the Rivendell populace approached it kind of like a hostage situation for quite a bit of time (Scott was the hostage in this scenario) It took some time (and a wedding) but it turns out that Xornoth is actually Not Horrible at being king. It helps that their parents were, in fact, absolutely terrible at ruling in addition to being terrible in general and so despite...Everything, things have actually been improving in Rivendell at a slow but steady pace.

(The second winter of Xornoth's reign was the first winter in nearly a generation where no sickness swept the city and no children or elderly died. The Power of Trade with Helianthia.)

[phantoms-lair]

Dan i just say i love the danny phantom batfam crossover?

Also. I appreciate tim

Danny: so.. hey...

Tim ready to throw the homework out of the window: yes?

Also. I cant wait for vlad masters to walk in

Vlad: i am vlad masters

Tim: *hears kill bill siren*

Was planning on attaching this to a different snippet I was working on, but now your get the preview:

It was weird, hearing that he wasn’t stupid. That there was a legitimate reason he was bad a math and it should have been caught a while back. It wasn’t his fault.

He was still trying to process it when he heard a voice. A voice he hadn’t heard for months, but still was instantly recognizable. Danny stiffened. “What’s he doing here?”

Alfred’s eyes sharpened. The already pale young man had turned a ghastly shade of white. And there was every reason for Master Bruce to be here, which meant the reaction was to his current guest, a Mr. Vladamir...Vladamir Masters.

“There is a panic room on the third floor, the door is hidden in the back of the closet in the office converted from a guest bedroom.” Alfred instructed. “Please remain there while I make sure Mr. Masters leaves the premises.”

Danny looked at him in shock. “What are you talking about?” “Danny,” for once Alfred dropped the ‘Master’, as least for now until he could disassociate the term from the man currently talking to Master Bruce about a business venture. “You just had a very visceral reaction to hearing the man’s voice. I’d wager whatever history you have with him, it wasn’t a pleasant one. And if you do not feel safe with him around, quite simply, he has to go.”

“I’m not scared of him.” And he wasn’t. Not of Vlad himself. He was afraid of being found. Of being returned to his parents or locked up by the GiW if his parents had reported him to them. Danny Doe was safe. Danny Fenton was decidedly not.

“Be that as it may, it seems to be in your best interest he leave, so he’s gone.”

“But what if it was in Mr. Wayne’s best interest for him to stay?” Danny asked. Surely Alfred cared more about Bruce than him.

“Right now Master Bruce is far more concerned with your best interests than his own. he will agree with me. Furthermore, would it be in Master Bruce’s best interest to cultivate an alliance with this man?” Danny slowly shook his head. Vlad was ruthless and untrustworthy. 

“I thought as much. Head to the third floor. I’ll be with you shortly.”

Danny hesitated, then “Please...just don’t mention me by name until you’ve come to get me. Vlad has ways of listening in. I know what to look for.”

Well that was highly worrisome. Still, he could dwell on it later. Right now he had a billionaire to politely remove.

[depravedmicrowave]

[passivedecept wrote in the comments:

“Then later Dan joins as well

Danny: yeah this is dan. He is also Phantom

Dan: …

Tim: … okay now you are just fucking with me

Danny: :D?

Dani: …

Dan: …?]

That said, everyone learns to treat anyone passively white haired and a ghost as a possible Phantom.

Tim has a mental crash after learning that Dan is a future past

Hi Yes We Just Share

Danny Phantom, looking at the batfam member funny: What do you mean you almost killed each other for the title of Robin? You can just, share it???

Batfam member: no you don't understand-

Dani Phantom, popping up through the floor: hi Danny what's cooking.

Danny Phantom: Hi yourself Dani. Just explaining how we share our names.

Batfam member, not liking the implications: you're not... duplicates?

...

For the purpose of this one I think the Phantoms is with the YJ, probably. So they're talking to Tim?

Also like, they're both Phantom. At the same time. They didn't try to hide it at all, everyone else just assumed they're the same person because duplication is one of phantom's known powers. And because they usually called each other by name, and have chronic under-explaining things syndrome, and does things in sync a lot, and look almost identical.

So in their teammate's eyes Phantom is one single entity, just casual with his duplication power and also genderfluid. Even when Dani occasionally calls Danny template, people think of dupes before clones.

...Which leads to the next hilarious situation where Tim only tell the other members there's more than one Phantom, making them questions every dupe they see.

[kabukiaku]

Hey there. First i wanted to say. Love all the artwork and i love every single pic which includes jazz that you draw. But i was wondering. Do you ship bee with anyone? I rarely see him in your artwork so i was wondering that.

Yo thanks! i love jazz so so much.

ah well, I ship him with the twins as a poly ship! (meaning both the twins are interested in bee, bee is interested in both jetfire and jetstorm. 

although bee is gets overshadowed by jazz in my art, cause i absolutely praise this boy and give him the spotlight. something hasbro can’t, unfortunately, commit to anymore :))

[inked-spirit]

It is time.

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@marchharesteatable @passivedecept @always-be-a-stranger @pennerjones @s1eepyreader (it says the last three don't exist:( and won't let me tag.)

That should be all of the tags at least.

Edit tags incase you guys wanted to know there's a fanfic:) If not all good:

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[unprecedenteddpxdchyperfixation]

@passivedecept you have passed peer review

The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.

A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.

Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"

Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.

The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.

There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.

[miraculouscontent]

Askplosion #12 1/4:

.:Asks Referring to Previous Miraculous Posts:.

Anonymous said:

I think that story with Delmar, Sabrina and Alya is only type of Alya demonization you accept.

(the post this anon is referring to)

Absolutely.

I also accept “demonization” for like--comedic purposes. For example, if they had Alya be all in on the love square and all no Marinette you’re not allowed to give up on Adrien if it’s Lukanette endgame and Alya’s (and possibly the rest of the girl squad) “demonization” is for the sake of their dramatic reactions to the mere idea that Marinette would be both not into Adrien anymore and also into someone else.

I just think the idea of turning things on its head by making the people around Marinette the subject of jokes instead of it being Marinette herself.

Anonymous said:

Alya going "Need Some Help?" reminds me of Karma and Nagisa from Assassination Classroom(I said it right this time!). Obviously Alya is Karma and Sabrina is Nagisa(and now Karma's jazzy motif is playing in my head). And Delmar is probably(and by probably I mean almost fucking definitely) Kayano. For real though, I didn't even know Delmar's name until I read that ask/response now. I mean, like, that's how forgettable and underutilized he was. And no, Ms. Bustier isn't worthy of being Koro-sensei.

(the post this anon is referring to)

Still not familiar with Assassination Classroom so I will let the other anons who are familiar with the series silently judge for themselves. ;P

As for Delmar, don’t feel bad; his name actually isn’t mentioned in the special to my knowledge, and it was a tweet that confirmed his name.

Anonymous said:

Oh yeah, the "Astruc gets hit with a washboard" was SUPPOSED to be a shout-out to Koro-Sensei Quest, in which Karma gets hit with a washboard(don't ask where it came from or where they go when they hit the ground, the world may never know) every time he acts like a smug-ass little bitch. You know, like Astruc. Often, the washboard will ricochet off his head and hit a red button, which then opens up a pit which Karma then falls in. In other words, Karma getting Karma! If only Astruc could too.

(the post this anon is referring to)

khfjdgdg ahhh, yeah, thanks for explaining! I’ve always said that I’m not very media-savvy so sometimes I don’t know about more popular shows.

Anonymous said:

Eventually Salty Decadent Court

(the post this anon is referring to)

lol we just slowly upgrade our way through the salt ranks

Anonymous said:

I was thinking about your edit of Desperada, and how I would definitely love to edit the ATLA finale to cut out Kat/aang and Mai/ko stuff lol.

(the post this anon is referring to)

Oh yeah, that’d be amazing! I imagine it’d be difficult, but not impossible. Sometimes it might be better to sacrifice good shots or move scenes around for the sake of making things cohesive.

Anonymous said:

Kagami when adrien its back from NY: I'm sorry adrien, but I have feelings for two blueberries, we have to broke up

Adrien: eh? Broke up? We were dating?

(the post this anon is referring to)

I like how this ask doesn’t specify whether the joke is that Adrien might’ve just been way too “friendly” with Kagami and gave her the impression that they were dating, or a joke on the fact that the show itself doesn’t specify that they’re dating, or both.

A+ 10/10

Anonymous said:

If Adrien does get akumatised because of jealousy about Marinette, I hope someone (Kagami would be great) points out that Marinette was never akumatised for that reason even though she had waaay more scenarios that could have turned out that way. So don't blame yourself, Marinette!! (I also hope Kagami yells at anyone else *cough*Alya*cough* who tries to blame Marinette.

(the “Didn’t Need Burrow” that this anon is referring to)

We just want someone unambiguously on Marinette’s side, is that too much to ask?

Anonymous said:

"It's difficult to animate" hasn't stopped others before (Lord Shen, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, etc). You may do it as a hobby, but this are professionals who should have done more than the bare minimun.

(the post this anon is referring to)

I agree. I’m just trying to keep things like budget in mind. A bunch of free-flowing clothing is fine but I’m basically like--okay, but you don’t NEED the stuff that would hamper the budget to make things look good.

Anonymous said:

I don't know why, but I'm picturing Ladybug confronting Chat Noir after he gets back from New York like a mother scolding her teenage daughter for sneaking out at night.

(the post this anon is referring to)

Honestly? Accurate.

Anonymous said:

Clara Nightengale: I sensed Marinette was in trouble, so I came to this school on the doub-- Jagged Stone: It's okay, I already got her.

(the post this anon is referring to)

jdhgdjkfgkjfg Jagged and Clara walking down the street together all cool, Jagged still having Marinette slung over his shoulder, and everyone watching is just, “??????”

passivedecept said:

Honestly

After reading your last bit i feel cheated that Jagged isnt included more

But it may be better that he isnt like luka's dad.

Can you imagion?

Luka: dad. I like someone.

Jagged: who?

Luka: a real nice and talented girl name marinette and- who are you calling?

Jagged: penny because we need a place for your wedding STAT!

Because i firmly believe if jagged had a son who was dating marinette he would do everything to get mari as his daughter in law.

Okay that was it. Love every fic and small bit you make. And i was wondering if you had your own fav. Like. What have your written so far that you like the best yourself?

(the post this anon is referring to)

Do you mean it’d be better because love square is endgame so it’d be messy? Because otherwise, not gonna lie, Jagged meddling and being super supportive sounds fun. :P I’m not here for love square meddling but Lukanette meddling is cute because both parties would be mutually aware of it and also be into it.

As for my favorite fic I’ve written? That’s probably too tough to answer, ahaha. For sure, it’s something Lukanette-based, but I know that doesn’t narrow it down much at all. It would also probably be one of my fix-its/canon divergences because I’m crazy for multiverse/alternate timeline stuff (I hate time travel, but I’m all about multiverse, I adore that stuff).

Anonymous said:

In one of your Didn't Need Burrow masterposts, when someone said that Marinette and Adrien had kids and a hamster who'll get Miraculouses, I somehow misread that as "the kids as well as the hamster itself will all get Miraculouses".

(the post this anon is referring to)

I’m sure at least one of my anons would snap back at that with a joke like, “well, with the standards set for who gets a miraculous, I wouldn’t be surprised.”

rogueinthedigitalworld said:

Would like to pop in for a second to say that yes, Maribat *did* start out as a spite ship, because the original creator was a heavy Adrien salter and wanted someone to replace him… and chose Damian Wayne, for some reason. Since then, Marinette has been shipped with all the Robins (and from I can tell, they’re all warped into actuallynice!Adrien with two gimmicks added from the *actual* characters). I’m pretty sure I’m forgetting something, but that’s the gist of it.

(the post this person is referring to)

Thank you for the response! Yeah, I didn’t know if it was like Spider-man and Ladybug - which I don’t think is a spite ship but I might be wrong - so I didn’t want to say that it was a spite ship without being sure (and obviously, some shippers of it could be just genuine shippers, who knows).

Anonymous said:

Okay, but seriously, when I first joined the ml fandom I was so confused about the maribat. I'm not really a big fan of either romance or comics (except for sandman lol) so I kind of filtered them out but it's kind of an experience tbh. I'm pretty sure it started on tumblr though- everyone sites it as the ozmav au

(the post this person is referring to)

Thank you for the extra clarification, anon! Yeah, I have that ship blacklisted (so I don’t see it around) but not really out of hatred for it; I tend to blacklist names/people/ships that I’m either indifferent to or don’t like (I immediately blacklist people who write angst, people who cross tag, and people who do onesided-Lukanette and don’t tag it that, even if it’s just one offense; I don’t play games, lol, if anyone does something I don’t like, I filter it out because I filter everything).

Anonymous said:

Your images of Luka and Marinette kissing are so super kyute! What program do you use to render them?

(the post this person is referring to)

Thank you! I made them myself!

The program I use is MikuMikuDance, using an edited version of the shader “GreenerShader 1.14″

[minecraftbookshelf]

@passivedecept replied to your post “And What Becomes of Them”:

@liveandletrain Lizzie is mentally preparing herself for the moment when jimmy says he is mad at her. She isnt emotionally ready. Jimmy is staring at different flowers trying to remember etiquette and flower language and FAILING. Joel sees the mess they make and obviously he will be the bridzilla. Someone has too. Now. People. This wedding better be PERFECT!!

The second time they meet jimmy gives scott a bouquet of poppy's (look he likes the flower a lot okay!) The elves are horrified because it probably means something bad. Meanwhile scott, who also likes poppies. Just takes them like: well isnt that just sweet of you charming grin Poor jimmy is close to hyperventilating and just blurbs out: you are pretty!! Which is when scott probably starts to see the silver lining of this whole thing because jimmy is kinda cute

Lizzie is absolutely convinced that she is the worst big sister in the history of forever and Jimmy absolutely will hate her and she will deserve it. Which is actually kind of funny, because of the four of them (Seablings and Rivendell Siblings) she is the least responsible for what is happening.

Joel and Scott are going to end up in a blood feud over the color of the table settings and they are both going to be so happy about it.

OKAY THE POPPY THING!

Because here is the thing...if you hop onto youtube and take a look at Rivendell, the flower that grows on that mountain? Three guesses and the first two don't count.

So my thoughts (and this absolutely will be in one of the fics) are that Jimmy had a lovely orchid bouquet he painstakingly put together...and it got crushed on the flight to Rivendell. So he panics and picks a poppy. Scott is charmed and annoyed that he is charmed.

Jimmy is absolutely panicking and having a crisis. Scott does find it cute.

(He does not, however, know if Jimmy is cute in the sense of "cute boy!" or not because The Codfather Mask :) )

[minecraftbookshelf]

What is gem doing in MOS?

Gem is causing many, many problems, mostly on purpose, in the Crystal Cliffs! She grew up in the Grimlands and moved to the Cliffs to further her magical education! She’s got some fancy title like “Great Wizard” or something

[variablejabberwocky]

excellent points/additions from the comments section:

[attempt at text description:

blueblackangel: Bruce:Has tried to maim me, might be mine

passivedecept: Tag: it is not one of his. Me: bold to assume that bruce still wouldnt try and claim him as one of his

unkillablejazz: Vlad: And here is my soon to be protege and successor *muttering* just as soon as I coerce him to sign the paperwork. Bruce: Well, actually-]

[attempt at text description 2:

leomalfoy: Custody battle between Vlad Masters and on incredibly determined Bruce Wayne

geraldmariaivo: Vlad is having an aneurysm while Bruce is mentally going through the list of people he’s slept with/people who have the motive and potential means to clone him.

phantoms-world-and-more: danny: trying to figure out how and why he’s a creepy billionaire magnet]

[attempt at text description 3:

armybratz123: Nothing like trying to chew hand off to realize this random feral black haired blue eyed child is most likely yours. Blood or otherwise

chaoswarfare: wasn’t his before, is now!]

Brucie Wayne, jokingly putting an arm around a dark haired kid at a gala: this one might be one of mine!

Danny: *tries to bite his hand off*

Bruce, internally: oh god it really might-

[minecraftbookshelf]

For the meme game. (If it is still going)

The two ladies yelling at the whote cat meme

The meme game is always going XD

Does this count?

[minecraftbookshelf]

@passivedecept replied to your post “Has Sausage ever gone to harrass the Swamp borders...”:

Omg! Gem is a treasure! Gem: hi. So... you know any good elf books? Scott: i got a library hidden in the mountains. Gem: !!!!!! Inner gem: this is my bestie now. Gem looking at Jimmy Gem to scott: bestie. If you ever need an excuse or place to stay. Say you are helping me with studies. No questions asked

​Gem is absolutely angling for a look at mysterious elven libraries. The new best friend who's just about as nerdy as she is is just a bonus. She is incredibly annoyed that she's only meeting him now that he is moving away when he has lived next door this whole time.

Xornoth is pretending they aren't alarmed by her displeasure.