Context: Ranger’s PC is the daughter of the same player’s PC from the previous campaign. Ranger and Fighter had just had an emotional moment in the dead of night during the long rest.
Fighter: I’m hugging her- and- wait. Did you ever take off your armor?
Ranger: …I don’t think I did
Rogue ooc: LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER SHE SLEEPS IN THE ARMOR
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Thanks to h0tb0x for finding this surreal 2018 estate at an undisclosed location in Oklahoma City, OK. I wonder why they built this incredible home only to sell it 5 yrs. later. It has 8 bds, 16ba, $17.25M.
Immediately, I'm blown away by the entrance hall chandeliers. That blue one has to be a Dale Chihuly worth millions. I always hoped I could afford a little one, but nooooo. In fact, I can't even afford a fake one.
The living room is gigantic. It has large windows for an amazing view, a stone fireplace that soars right up to the black wood ceiling, and a built-in entertainment center with a balcony above.
At least 2 more balconies overlook the space, and there are stone walls with openings to the other areas.
The dining room has wainscoting, an incredible ceiling, and you'll notice the blue lights are a theme throughout the home.
In the kitchen there are silver tray ceilings, stone walls, gray cabinetry, and 2 dark gray islands with black granite counters. The blue lights give the islands gradient tones.
A pantry that's larger than my kitchen has dark gray cabinetry and note the shimmery backsplash with red accents.
Now, this is a professional bar.
And, check out the incredible fantasy-like wine cave. The home is ultra modern but has some medieval elements in the light fixtures, stone, dark wood, etc.
The rec room is set up like a club with a pool table, bar and table, as long as the wall, w/stools.
On the other side is a lounge with a fireplace and sculpted ceiling with blue lights.
Now this actually looks like a hall with abstract art on display.
The dogs have their own room, also. I like the wide tile wainscoting- if they rub against it, it's washable.
Here's another lounge with a balcony that overlooks the living room. It has a lovely turquoise built-in game table and a kitchenette, plus a blue tray ceiling.
Next, there's a 2 lane bowling alley.
On the other side there's a lounge for the bowlers. Love the carpeting.
The primary bedroom is probably bigger than most of our apts. It has a beautiful blue ceiling feature and glass doors to patio areas. There's also a living room off to the side.
Of course the en-suite can't be anything less than spectacular. Love the silvery tiles.
Now, this is beautiful- a pink closet/dressing room.
Got shoes? And, this one is blue.
The laundry room has beautiful blue cabinetry. Love the backsplash, floor and contrasting island.
Yet another lounge with a kitchenette.
Check out the garage.
How many bars and party areas does one need?
Huge restaurant-like space with a large stage.
And, over here, there's a sitting area with a snack bar.
This is some home. Look at this.
The big barn has the garage and entertainment area with the basketball court outside.
36 acres of fun.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Oklahoma-City-OK-73150/133368865_zpid/
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[Warlock is consentually possessed by the Ghost of a Paladin who needs to make the "final blow" against a Beholder to be free of his curse. The Beholder is already wounded from Wizard's spells and the party's Paladin's smite. ]
Warlock: Well [Ghost Paladin] I know this isn't your usual fighting style and I kinda wanted to let you borrow my Shadow Blade for this but I hope you don't mind terribly if we just finish this quickly especially for the sake of Monk [frightened] and the Githzerai [several near misses with the disintegration ray]. Since you're possessing me even if I call down the power of my patron upon it this will still count as the "Final Blow," right?
Ghost Paladin: Yes.
Warlock: [*summons Bigby's Hand Tentacles and the Fathomless Tentacles and unleashes them all on the Beholder to devastating effect.*]
Warlock: Are you still doing okay, [Ghost Paladin]? Wanna do the honors of crushing this asshole?
Ghost Paladin [cheerfully]: Oh verily!
[*The Beholder dies Screaming*]
Ghost Paladin: Ah, peace at last.... *Fades away. *
DM: Warlock is no longer possessed.
Warlock: Awwww... he seemed nice, I think I'll miss him.
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