#partu

[nhlovesadri3]

martinarencova

[vacicezprvnilavice]

Zrozena k tomu jít na kostýmovou party jako česká nadpřirozená bytost*, donucena** jít jako americký tajný agent

*bílá paní

**padá klobouk pod vahou "závoje" a v těch všech vrstvách se vařím ve vlastní šťávě

[shinybulbasaur]

did u know u can bake cream cheese. like. just wrap a block of cream cheese in foil n stick that bad boy on a grill. idk I might just be drunk but holy shit. cream cheese

[roxas--munchkin]

First Posting of Hopefully Many More To Come

Hey there, Roxas here. Due to the very convincing SeaDragon’s words (cough cough @you-say-that-so-often, cough cough) I’ve decided to start posting stuff here. I’m mainly active on Twitch, with the occasional use of my Discord. I’ll be posting up my artwork that I do on-stream, thoughts about various events, and hopefully something interesting might spark. To those who lurk and/or follow, thanks for stopping by to my tiny corner of this vast digital world- it means a lot :D

[leviiackrman]

Wtf did I just watch…

[cleothebeo]

me and my sister roleplaying as Donald and Douglas in pony town (safe server)

pls rp w/ us, we can be seen in: the main harbour, the bakery, the cave.

also, if your a ttte character we would gladly add you to our party

[kahuna-burger]

They are going hard against women's reproductive rights, and they want to make marriage a cage. Would it be morbid to take bets on what stage decriminalizing spousal rape will be?

No fault divorce allows women to escape abusive husbands. Making this unlawful tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about Republicans.

[fhear]

TVINNA l Partus (Official Lyric Video)

[cuntrytaylor]

no but why do gay men treat you like an endangered species when they find out you're a lesbian

[shelleyvcely]

MILUJU

Some apocalypse happening at Comic Con Prague

Oh good.

[hatutannews]

Sentru Saúde Osso-Queli Presiza Kama Partus

Hatutan.com, (21 Novembru 2023), BAUCAU— Sentru Saúde Osso-Queli ne’ebé lokaliza iha suku Loi-Lobu, Postu Administrativu Vemasse, munisípiu Baucau daudaun ne’e enfrenta problema menus kama partus. Continue reading Untitled

[oblitum]

Esther doesn't invite Bryn to the ball— she isn't stupid, she knows her daughter is in town skulking in the shadows but she also knows her daughter well enough to know any kind of contact has to be on her terms because she's stubborn and if she received an invite or any kind of sign Esther knew she was there, she'd leave and she wants her daughter on side, to believe, much like her siblings that she's back for them to be a family.

But as Bryn told Katherine 'It's been a thousand years since I mourned the woman I called mother, naivety died a long time ago.' although her humanity longs for it to be real, she doesn't believe for a second her mother is there for them. What she won't admit is how much that knowledge hurts her. Bryn puts on a very good act of being self-reliant and not needing her family but truthfully her identity is very tied up in them and the betrayal of her mother (and especially Finn) wounds her greatly.

[black-wolves-bw]

"Magneto, itta ses narendi?! La chi te partu de conca!"

(translation from Sardinian unavailable)

(just kidding, it's something like "the hell you're talking about, I'm gonna gut you!" 🤣)

Magneto saying exactly the wrong things to Sabretooth. I mean, for real?! Using "animal" in a pejorative way with VICTOR CREED?!

[hardcore-heaven]

(via shxllshxcked, fuckyeahsabin-blog)

[crazyintheeast]

Chappell Roan is the epitome of why liberals keep failing in USA . She is the most stereotypical internet liberal . Someone who doesn’t understand politics and more importantly someone who absolutely refuses to learn and correct themselves ever . We see people like her all the time online . Liberals who live for the drama , who shout and rage but don’t actually do anything in real life . Sure they might go to a protest because again drama but actually becoming part of their local political landscape ? Run for office ? Volunteer ? Nope . They almost never do. In fact you can barley get them to vote

They see politics through the lenses of movies , where you if you shout long and hard enough and do some frantic gestures the opticians bow down and the good guys win . And as soon as their scenario doesn’t happen they immediately quit and refuse to do anything because in their kinds this will “teach the politicians a lesson . It will hold them accountable “ . We saw it with Obama as they handed control to the senate when he magically didn’t solve their problems , we saw in 2016 when they handed the country and the Supreme Court to Trump because their idol Bernie didn’t get elected . And no we see it again with people like Roan and her kind who think it’s more important to criticise dmeocrsts then then sheer horrifying evil and threat of Trump and Vance

And when you point this fact they always parrot the exact same type of strawmen “OMG YOU WANT US TO WORSHIP THE DEMOCRATS AND BLINDLY FOLLOW THEM ? “ or “I AM HOLDING THE POLITICIANS ACCOUNTABLE. THEY NEED TO EARN MY VOTE “ and then they tend to have a meltdown and get very self righteous .

This is bullshit of course . If they lived in a normal country you could do it. You could vote for a third or fourth partu and then on the second tour of elections the President would be force to make alliance with this party and incorporate them into the government. But USA is not a normal country . Here you have ONLY TWO CHOICES when it comes to President . Horrifying evil or a typical politicians .

And I can practically feel some of your exploding to parrot the accountability line again. . You can hold them accountable . You can do it by writing to your representative, by voting in primaries , by supporting candidates who represent your views . Chappell Roan could have easily done that . She could have supported pro Palestinian candidates who got ahnilated by the Zionist lobbies , she could have constantly told people to write their representatives, she could have hosted benefits for pro Palestinian candidates . Hell she is rich enough she could have hired her own lobby firm to lobby for Palestine . But that would mean actually getting involved into the cruel and deeply boring and dirty world of politics . So instead jsut like all those internet armchair liberals she just complained online , gave some symbolic donations that might help individual Palestinians but do nothing about the political situation and called it a day

And most of you who support her are like this . You want solution to the problems but instead demanding specific actions and doing the hard , very slow and ungrateful job of doing the step by step work you about into the void some vague demands about change , stol genocide etc and act like you are above politics . Yeah that’s not how it works . If you want to be vague and bullshit your way through politics you vote blindly for the lesser evil ( yes evil in the only option in politics . There is not good ) like the sheep you claim to hate or if you want real change you get detailed and world hard

Yes I know the vast majority of tik tok / Twitter liberals and Roan fans won’t actually bother even finishing what I wrote and would just write some dismissive nonsense or parrot some random line they think it’s wittty . And the rest would ignore the entire point and go on about how Roan is a good person who cares missing the entire point . It doesn’t matter if you are a good person or how much you care about the issue . The only thing that matters is whether you help or not . Right now the ONLY way you can help and is to vote like your life depends on it and insist that everyone you know votes as well and about how dangerous Vance and Trump are . The biggest piece of shit who votes and takes a stand against Trump and Vance is doing more to help the world then the most saintly caring liberal who goes on about both sides and does random tik tok world salsa where they threat voting like some annoying chore

And lastly remember. EVRY VOTES MATTERS even if you are in a red state . Bush won by 500 votes

[mehiwilldoitlater]

Smoker xReader age gap (modern AU)

Your age gap is pretty evident, to say the least. He is an officer, and you are an university student.

In some cases, this would be a concern for other people. I mean, the chance of Smoker being a manipulative fucker, using his position against a civilian, the fact that he's actually an older man, and you, a young woman, still need to understand how the world works.

But he's Smoker, and of course he's not someone like that.

First of all, he would prefer DIE than even believe that your relationship is made up and he's using some kind of control over you. From the beginning, he always made it clear that if he ever made something that could make you uncomfortable, scared, or even insecure, he would just disappear. You don't need those kinds of things, and he's far more considerate than anyone could ever believe.

Of course, this could lead to other kinds of problems.

Since his position has been granted some sort of respect by many, you have no shield against the world. He could have some enemies and find out about you, or someone could even believe that you're nothing more than a girl who has found an old and wealthy man and played the pretty girl just to gain something. It's not unusual, and it's not a crime, but it's so far away from your relationship. 

Yes, he may or may not have idealized you a little too much, seeing you more like an innocent little girl praying to the world than an actual woman, ready to take her first leap in life. You had to remind him from time to time, but it's still sad to hear what others had to say about you (about being a manipulative little minx) and remember the day that you both finally had a nice day off together and you were so excited by just spending some quality time with your boyfriend (his heart almost collapsed from that small word).

The second problem was more personal. He wasn't that old, but he deserved a young, fine man, not him! You needed someone to whom you could relate—not an old officer who happened to have a small crush on a nice young girl! He felt so bad and sick, to be fair, but he tried to avoid you and those feelings! Why did you have to reciprocate?!

Still, he couldn't say that this was the worst relationship in his life. He was happy, looking forward to your nightly phone chat, talking about your day, your lessons, and his work, as well as the bad guy that he had arrested that day. Knowing that you were a little more safe from criminals was a goofy thought that led him to sleep every night. Of course he did spoil you a little, maybe buying you a few staff here and there, but he knows how difficult life is when you're in college! And he saw your fridge… His grumpy retorts weren't just made to scold you; they were a caring way to help you finally buy some decent food! You can't survive on ramen; come on! But he was proud to know that instead of just enjoying his money, you decided to find a part-time job to help yourself. You were so independent; he likes that! He'll still buy you that new laptop that you need for your lessons and help you with the groceries.  

You're not even those kinds of partu animals that he had to arrest from time to time. You weren't that kind of girl; you preferred small parties with people that you knew—some drinks, yeah, but nothing that could lead to devastating hangovers. You tried once, just once, to go to those parties.

It was terrible, but you were able to meet Smoke! He was called because the music was so loud, but he was the nicest (and best-looking) police officer you've ever met!

He liked those days when he needed to work on some documents and you needed to study for some exams. The house was filled with the aroma of his cigar and the brewing of your tea. Click on his computer and the pages of your books. You stopped only when it was finally time to eat dinner.

There was some small thought. Imagine that after you had eaten all the food from the table, you didn't have to go back to your campus when you could finally stay there permanently with him—maybe with a ring on your finger.

But those were thoughts for another day.