#parsley sage rosemary and crime

[wordup2007]

Beautiful sunset at Dr. Two-Brains' lair (Episode: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Crime)

[cyberpawn]

Fantasy Aesthetics

Bold what applies

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. chipped nail polish. glitter highlight. tall trees with smooth bark. tangled hair. the taste of cinnamon sugar. talking too loud and too fast. overgrown flowers in your hair. crumbling buildings reclaimed by nature. flirting. walking home at 3am with no coat. platonic hand-holding. blowing smoke out of your nose. dragonfly wings. chaotic good. freckles. fairy rings. secret meetings. gender nonconformity. leather. smudged eyeliner. forbidden fruit.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑. computer errors. a shiver down your spine. haunting beauty. hard liquor. crowns of thorns.shadowed alleyways. decaying plant matter. shattered mirrors and broken glass. corrupted memories. stopped clocks. the scent of stale cigarettes. tattered black hoodies. walking your friends home. the crescent moon. the sea. a graveyard on a foggy day. cold rings on cold fingers. absolution. looking out the window of an airplane. soft kisses.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇. graffiti. pretending to know what you’re doing. worn paperback books. growing up too fast. parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. lace and combat boots. moth wings. candles on every surface. a weathered deck of cards.turning the music up. fireflies in jars. calloused fingers. drawing on your skin. sunlight filtering through clouds. petrichor. a dying rose in a jar. wearing a crystal pendant. illusions and spells. black cats. mint gum.chapped lips. dirt under your fingernails. the cycle of life and death.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅. murders of crows. frost-bitten leaves. wolves howling at midnight. knocking on your door. leaving food out for stray animals.the twang of an acoustic guitar. honey. tiny red buds on trees. claw marks on the walls. golden eyes. slightly too long stubble. sharp canines. soft, thick fur. hunger. a small cottage in the middle of the woods. knitted fingerless gloves. sleeping on the forest floor. always finding your way back home.

Tagged by: STOLE FROM @unrclypirxte

Tagging: BE GAY DO CRIME STEAL THIS

[arsontheanon]

I see.

Angelica, mint, cloves; Protection. Lemongrass; Insight.

Cinnamon and mint; Happiness.

Bay, dill, parsley, sage, Majorjam, borage, chervil, thyme, cumin.

Bay, lovage, rosemary; success.

…Be smart with your crimes.

-Witch Anon.

Oh don't worry I've been to area 51, some weird distorted area, and almost died 14 times in the past month or so.

I'm fine, see!

Actually I'm hungry.

*sets hair on fire and eats the fire*

[five-rivers]

Are we still doing food crimes? I used to put butter on my vegetables. Literally just raw cucumbers and celery with butter on them

I also made salad from stuff in my garden. Said salad consisted of lettuce, cherry tomatoes, and every herb in my garden, including mint basil rosemary sage parsley thyme cilantro oregano and probably more I’m forgetting. My family actually ate this multiple times (I don’t know why it definitely didn’t taste good). I also made a soup with those exact same ingredients (by soup I mean lukewarm water with things in it) and I added pepper seeds to it. It was good except they were not edible peppers so it was wayyyy to spicy

We are, but I'm trying to move them to a blog I made for this purpose, @food-crimes-blog!

That is a lot of different stuff to put in one salad, but I can understand the excitement of having stuff from a garden to put in the salad. The lukewarm soup is kind of wigging me out, though.

[milfjagger]

my record collection 2023 :)

Vinyl

Scary Monsters & Super Creeps - David Bowie The Dreaming - Kate Bush Never For Ever - Kate Bush The Songs of Leonard Cohen - Leonard Cohen Wind on the Water - Crosby & Nash Crosby, Stills & Nash - CSN Songs of the Sea - Pete Dawson Ultraviolence - Lana del Rey Lust for Life - Lana del Rey Norman Fucking Rockwell - Lana del Rey Romance in 1600 - Sheila E. Liege & Lief - Fairport Convention Tusk - Fleetwood Mac Close up the Honky-Tonks - The Flying Burrito Bros Transangelic Exodus - Ezra Furman A Trick of the Tail - Genesis Godspell (original cast recording) Dookie - Green Day Hair (original cast recording) Live Through This - Hole Celebrity Skin - Hole Living In the Past - Jethro Tull Jesus Christ Superstar (1973 motion picture soundtrack) Greatest Hits (1974) - Elton John Joanne - Lady Gaga Court & Spark - Joni Mitchell On The Threshold Of A Dream - The Moody Blues The Black Parade/Living with Ghosts - My Chemical Romance Bella Donna - Stevie Nicks Songs for our Times - John O'Connor GP - Gram Parsons  Raising Sand - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss Queen - Queen Queen II - Queen Sheer Heart Attack - Queen A Night at the Opera - Queen A Day at the Races - Queen News of the World - Queen Jazz - Queen The Works - Queen Live at the Rainbow 1973 - Queen New Again - Taking Back Sunday Man on Fire - Roger Taylor Goats Head Soup - The Rolling Stones Through the Past, Darkly - The Rolling Stones Metamorphosis - The Rolling Stones Get Yer Ya-Yas Out! - The Rolling Stones Linda Rondstadt - Linda Rondstadt It’s My Way! - Buffy Sainte-Marie Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme - Simon & Garfunkel The Sound of Music (motion picture soundtrack) Nebraska - Bruce Springsteen The River - Bruce Springsteen Below the Salt - Steeleye Span Stephen Stills - Stephen Stills Under Soil & Dirt - The Story So Far Grave New World - Strawbs Crime of the Century - Supertramp GLA - Twin Atlantic Hesitant Alien - Gerard Way Blunderbuss - Jack White _

CD

Almost Famous (motion picture soundtrack) Little Earthquakes - Tori Amos Odelay - Beck Daisy - Brand New Grace - Jeff Buckley Hounds of Love - Kate Bush Let Love In - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds Push The Sky Away - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds Everybody Else Is Doing It… - The Cranberries Blue Bannisters - Lana del Rey Flowers of Flesh & Blood - Nicole Dollanganger Observatory Mansions - Nicole Dollanganger Ode to Dawn Weiner - Nicole Dollanganger I Told You I Was Freaky - Flight of the Conchords Ceremonials - Florence + the Machine High As Hope - Florence + the Machine Born This Way - Lady Gaga Wolfways - Michael Hurley A Creature I Don’t Know - Laura Marling The Mask & Mirror - Loreena McKennitt Elemental - Loreena McKennitt The Book Of Secrets - Loreena McKennitt The Visit - Loreena McKennitt Blue - Joni Mitchell Clouds - Joni Mitchell Jagged Little Pill - Alanis Morissette Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge - My Chemical Romance Danger Days - My Chemical Romance GP/Grievous Angel - Gram Parsons Trio - Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris Meds - Placebo Band of Joy - Robert Plant The Bends - Radiohead OK Computer - Radiohead The King of Limbs - Radiohead Transformer - Lou Reed Darkness on the Edge of Town - Bruce Springsteen The Promise - Bruce Springsteen Western Stars - Bruce Springsteen Carrie & Lowell - Sufjan Stevens Suede - Suede Dog Man Star - Suede Dead & Born & Grown - The Staves Velvet Goldmine (motion picture soundtrack) Want Two - Rufus Wainwright Harvest - Neil Young

[tully-blue]

3, 6, 8, 14, 14 again because I want another headcanon and no that’s not demanding at all 👀👀

3. funniest episode?

literally, how dare you, first of all. okay. off the top of my head? The Frond Files or Bob Day Afternoon.

6. favorite burger of the day?

the charbroil fair burger (comes with parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme)

8. what’s one unpopular opinion you have about the show?

not sure if it's really unpopular, but i don't see it around much - Gene is underutilized!! he's a unique character with hilarious timing and fun interests, and i feel like they push him to the side a bit too often.

14 (& 14 again). tell us one headcanon you have!

for you? of course. 😘 sometime in her late teens/early twenties, Louise spends a summer learning some basic handy-manning from Teddy (for various crime related reasons, and a sense of independence). and for another Teddy headcanon, Bob and Lin definitely discuss a threesome, at least once. they obviously never go through with it because Teddy is too emotionally unstable.

[hobo-rg]

parsley sage rosemary and ... crime?

imagine you get jumped by simon and garfunkel and you hear them say take his ass to scarborough fair

[probablyforgottenwordgirlfacts]

Bear: *rawwr*

Tim: Why do I deserve this basil? Well, let’s see, I...

Two-Brains: Wait. You can speak bear?

Tim: I took a few classes in college.

Tim Botsford speaks bear.

[thelambliesdown1974]

MY RECORDS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER. 2022

1. listen - a flock of seagulls

2. deep sea skiving - bananrama

3. abbey road - the beatles

4. beast the in the basement - leon berry

5. dear catastrophe waitress - belle and sebastian

6. girls in peacetime want to dance - belle and sebastian

7. the life pursuit - belle and sebastian

8. crimes of passion - pat benatar

9. precious time - pat benatar

10. the best of the great songs with a folk-country accent

11. paranoid - black sabbath

12. american utopia - david byrne

13. high n dry - def leppard

14. on through the night - def leppard

15. pyromania- def leppard

16. some great reward - depeche mode

17. a christmas together - john denver and the muppets

18. slow down world - donovan

19. another side of bob dylan - bob dylan

20. you are free - cat power

21. i cannot believe it’s true (single) - phil collins

22. lungs - florence and the machine

23. melt - peter gabriel

24. scratch - peter gabriel

25. a trick of the tail - genesis

26. duke - genesis

27. genesis - genesis

28. invisible touch - genesis

29. nursery cryme - genesis

30. the lamb lies down on broadway - genesis

31. ghostbusters 2 soundtrack

32. great ghost stories

33. two by two - danny kaye

34. the poetry and voice of gallway kinnel

35. computer world - kraftwerk

36. songs by tom lehrer

37. froot - marina and the diamonds

38. comedy is not pretty - steve martin

39. great white north - bob and doug mckenzie

40. strangebrew soundtrack

41. anarchy in the u.k. (single) - megadeth

42. killing is my business… - megadeth

43. so far so good so what - megadeth

44. chante… - yves montand

45. you, me, the music, and me - rick moranis

46. international morse code course

47. pictures at eleven - robert plant

48 the pleasure principle - gary numan

49. the odd couple sings

50. marching in time - oingo boingo

51. organ cameos

52. a day at the races - queen

53. news of the world - queen

54. jazz - queen

55. vo, vo, de, oh, doe - tony randall

56. fly by night - rush

57. love - sesame street

58. parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme - simon and garfunkel

59. sounds of silence - simon and garfunkel

60. abracadabra - the steve miller band

61. pieces of eight - styx

62. chicago, august 28, 1978 - talking heads

63. remain in light - talking heads

64. 77 - talking heads

65. creep on creepin on - timber timbre

66. hot dreams - timber timbre

67. timber timber - timber timbre

68. the music for unicef concert

69. the who by numbers - the who

70. close to the edge - yes

71. fragile - yes

72. 36 new songs for Jewish children

[thesecretingredientislove]

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[wordup2007]

Battle for the Bold Botsford Basil (Episode: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Crime)

[chocobohaired]

I. THE FAIRY . chipped nail polish . glitter highlights . tall trees with smooth bark . tangled hair . the taste of cinnamon sugar . talking too loud and too fast . overgrown flowers in your hair . crumbling buildings reclaimed by nature . flirting . walking home at 3am with no coat . platonic hand-holding . blowing smoke out of your nose . dragonfly wings . chaotic good . freckles . fairy rings . secret meetings . gender nonconformity . leather . smudged eyeliner . forbidden fruit .

II. THE REAPER . computer errors . a shiver down your spine . haunting beauty . hard liquor . crowns of thorns . shadowed alleyways . decaying plant matter . shattered mirrors and broken glass . corrupted memories . stopped clocks . the scent of stale cigarettes . tattered black hoodies . walking your friends home . the crescent moon . the sea . a graveyard on a foggy day . cold rings on cold fingers . absolution . looking out the window of an airplane . soft kisses .

III. THE WITCH . graffiti . pretending to know what you’re doing . worn paperback books . growing up too fast . parsley , sage , rosemary , and thyme . lace and combat boots . moth wings . candles on every surface . a weathered deck of cards . turning the music up . fireflies in jars . calloused fingers . drawing on your skin . sunlight filtering through clouds . petrichor . a dying rose in a jar . wearing a crystal pendant . illusions and spells . black cats . mint gum . chapped lips . dirt under your fingernails . the cycle of life and death .

IV. THE WOLF . murders of crows . frost-bitten leaves . wolves howling at midnight . knocking on your door . leaving food out for stray animals . the twang of an acoustic guitar . honey . tiny red buds on trees . claw marks on the walls . golden eyes . slightly too long stubble . sharp canines . soft , thick fur . hunger . a small cottage in the middle of the woods . knitted fingerless gloves . sleeping on the forest floor . always finding your way back home .

tagged by: stole it

tagging: be gay do meme stealing crimes

[iscariotsdeputy]

BOLD what applies to your muse        /        repost,  don’t reblog.

𝚃𝙷𝙴    𝙵𝙰𝙸𝚁𝚈:     chipped nail polish.   glitter highlight.   tall trees with smooth bark.   tangled hair.   the taste of cinnamon sugar.   talking too loud and too fast.   overgrown flowers in your hair.   crumbling buildings reclaimed by nature.   flirting.   walking home at three am with no coat ( shirt* ).    platonic hand holding.   blowing smoke out of your nose.   dragonfly wings.   chaotic good.   freckles.   fairy rings.   secret meetings.   gender nonconformity.   leather.   smudged eyeliner.   forbidden fruit.

𝚃𝙷𝙴    𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙴𝚁:    computer errors.   a shiver down your spine.   haunting beauty.   hard liquor.  crowns of thorns.   shadowed alleyways.  decaying plant matter.   shattered mirrors and broken glass.   corrupted memories.   stopped clocks.   the scent of stale cigarettes.   tattered black hoodies.   walking your friends home.   the crescent moon.   the sea.    a graveyard on a foggy day.   cold rings on cold fingers.   absolution.  looking out of the window of an airplane.   soft kisses.

𝚃𝙷𝙴    𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷:     graffiti.   pretending to know what you’re doing.  worn paperback books.   growing up too fast.  parsley,   sage,   rosemary,   and thyme.   lace and combat boots.   moth wings.   candles on every surface.   a weathered deck of cards.   turning the music up.   fireflies in jars. calloused fingers.  drawing on your skin.   sunlight filtering through clouds.   petrichor.   a dying rose in a jar.   wearing a crystal pendant.   illusions of spells.   black cats.   mint gum.   chapped lips.   dirt under your fingernails.   the cycle of life and death.

𝚃𝙷𝙴    𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵:   murders of crows.   frostbitten leaves.   wolves howling at midnight.   knocking on your door.   leaving food out for stray animals.   the twang of an acoustic guitar.    honey.   tiny red buds on trees.   claw marks on the walls.   golden eyes. slightly too long stubble.  knitted fingerless gloves.   sleeping on the forest floor.   always find your way back home.

tagged by: @killerfied

tagging: BE GAY DO CRIME STEAL THIS

[je-blauge]

Parsley, sage, rosemary and crime

[storieswrittcnarc]

Character Aesthetic || Klaus

BOLD what applies to your muse     /       repost, don’t reblog .

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲 .   chipped nail polish.  glitter highlight. tall trees with smooth bark. tangled hair. the taste of cinnamon sugar. talking too loud and too fast.  overgrown flowers in your hair. crumbling buildings reclaimed by nature. flirting.  walking home at three am with no coat. platonic hand holding. blowing smoke out of your nose. dragonfly wings.  chaotic good. freckles. fairy rings. secret meetings. gender nonconformity. leather. smudged eyeliner. forbidden fruit.

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫 . computer errors. a shiver down your spine. haunting beauty.  hard liquor. crowns of thorns.  shadowed alleyways.  decaying plant matter. shattered mirrors and broken glass. corrupted memories. stopped clocks. the scent of stale cigarettes. tattered black hoodies. walking your friends home. the crescent moon. the sea. a graveyard on a foggy day. cold rings on cold fingers. absolution. looking out of the window of an airplane. soft kisses.

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡. graffiti. pretending to know what you’re doing.  worn paperback books. growing up too fast. parsley sage rosemary and thyme.  lace and combat boots.  moth wings. candles on every surface. a weathered deck of cards. turning the music up. fireflies in jars. calloused fingers.  drawing on your skin.  sunlight filtering through clouds. petrichor. a dying rose in a jar.  wearing a crystal pendant. illusions of spells. black cats.  mint gum. chapped lips.  dirt under your fingernails. the cycle of life and death.

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟.   murders of crows. frostbitten leaves. wolves howling at midnight. knocking on your door.  leaving food out for stray animals. the twang of an acoustic guitar. honey. tiny red buds on trees.  claw marks on the walls.  golden eyes. slightly too long stubble. knitted fingerless gloves. sleeping on the forest floor. always find your way back home.

tagged by: @kiiteiru​ tagging: be gay do crimes