#parot to human

[mother-ofthe-universedraws]

Haha, they’re gonna fucking die

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Had an idea for a Backrooms themed GF au.

Ford joins the MEG after college and quickly works his way to becoming a lead explorer. His goal in exploring the backrooms is to both discover the nature of it, and to find Stanley, who he suspects fell into it years earlier, not long after getting kicked out. Fiddleford doesn’t work for MEG, but Ford pulled strings to get him invited as a guest explorer/technology consultation expert. Fords exploration team is full of the best MEG employees he knows…. Who all are secretly crazy and worship a parrot.

Let’s see if he can find his brother and get out alive!

[david-talks-sw]

I think it's interesting that - in order to make his "free-thinking Jedi" characters hold any semblance of rationality in their arguments - Dave Filoni needs to resort to artificially dehumanizing the other Jedi and painting them all with the same "we dogmatically worship protocol" brush.

He does this with Huyang in the recent Ahsoka episode.

"Lolz he's so narrow-minded, preachy and by-the-book, unable to think outside the box, just like the Jedi in the Prequels."

My first reaction was being amused at the fact that Filoni had to resort to making the Jedi Order's ideals and rules be embodied by a literal machine for his anti-Jedi headcanon to start making sense.

But then I remembered: Huyang isn't just any droid.

In The Clone Wars, he had a sassy personality, he had a pep in his step, he had a sense of humor...

This character was human in his behavior, he was fun and whimsical.

But now he's been reduced to, I dunno, "Jedi C-3PO"? Basically?

"Ha! He's blunt and unsympathetic because he's a droid, but it's funny because the Jedi were the same, they were training themselves to be tactless, emotionless droids."

And Filoni does this with Mace Windu too, in Tales of the Jedi.

Mace, who brought a lightsaber to the throat of a planetary leader to defend the endangered Zillo Beast...

... and who went waaay past his mandate by mischievously sneaking around Bardottan authorities and breaking into the Queen's quarters because he felt something bad was afoot...

... was reduced to being an almost droid-like, rule-parotting, protocol purist who sticks to his instructions (and is implied to be willing to let a murder go unsolved so he can get a promotion).

I mentioned this at the end of my first post on Luke in The Last Jedi... while changes in personality do happen overtime and can be explained in-universe... if you don't show us that progression and evolution and just leave us without that context, that'll break the suspension of disbelief, for your audience.

Here, we have two characters with a different (almost caricatural) personality than the one they were originally shown to have.

Now... we could resort to headcanons, to make it all fit together.

We could justify Huyang's tone shift 'cause "Order 66 changed him". And we could make explanations about TotJ's Mace:

Being younger and thus more ambitious and a stickler for the rules, and only really becoming more flexible after getting his seat on the Council and gaining more maturity.

Being such a teacher's pet in the episode because we're seeing him through the eyes of a notorious unreliable narrator, Dooku.

There'd be nothing wrong with opting to go with either of those headcanons to cope with this. After all, Star Wars is meant to help you get creative.

But the problem I encounter is that:

Filoni has an anti-Jedi bias, so the above headcanons clearly wouldn't really track with his intended narrative.

We'd be jumping through hoops to extrapolate and fill in what is, essentially, inconsistent characterization, manufactured to make Ahsoka and Dooku shine under a better light.

And that sours whatever headcanon I come up with.

Edit: Also, yeah, as folks have been saying in the tags... wtf is "Jedi protocol"? The term isn't ever mentioned in the movies, I skimmed through dialog transcripts of TCW, never saw it there.

So it's almost as if - if Filoni wasn't draining characters like Mace and Huyang of all humanity and nuance - his point about "the Jedi were too detached and lost their way, but not free-thinkers like Qui-Gon, Dooku and Ahsoka" wouldn't really hold much water.

[mylesimeblr]

RDA somehow makes a blight that lowers the amount of food for the Metkinya tribe, and Na’vi cannot survive long without food, not like humans can, so Spider is put on active hunting/gathering duty by Tonowari at all available times and asked by Jake to eat less. Ao’nung notices how Spider is wearing himself doing so.

or Ao’nung notices Spider eating a well know poisonous fruit and freaks, while spider’s tells him to chill, he can eat this. Part of being human.

IDK, I just want something that shows there are benefits to being human. (Making Spider feel better in the process). Every fic so far I’ve read makes humans seem inferior in every aspect minus intelligence.

Here you go, a quick little something!

Spider owes them his life and he would do anything for them to prove his worth and his desire to be recognized as one of them. He didn't expect the Na'vis to be so dependent on food when he can be as efficient as he usual self with only some fish and the fruits he find here and there.

Aonung is very intrigued by the human. He's very small but strangely strong. He's not as affected by their changing lifestyle as he is. And his strange thing on his face makes him very efficient underwater. Plus, he finds him... cute? The color of his hair is something he's never seen before and his body has a lot of muscles. He's becoming kind of obsessed with the stray cat of the Sully clan.

And so Aonung has taken into a habit of following (stalking) the human around.

One day, as it's very hot and they've been on gathering duties for hours, Aonung sees the human reach for some berries in the greener parts of the island. His eyes widen in horror as he watches the human pop those berries into his mouth while putting herbs in a basket for Ronal and chew on them as it's nothing.

He's suddenly alarmed.

This berries are extremely dangerous! Why is he eating those!

Without thinking any further, he storms toward the human, arms high in the air.

"Don't eat that!" he screams.

He grabs the human's small body in his arms and tries to make him spit the food. When seeing the tiny human being manhandled by the tall Metkayina, Lo'ak rushes to the rescue before Aonung breaks him in two.

"Hey! What are you doing to my bro?!"

"Let me go!" Spider yells at Aonung.

Aonung complies, shocked by their reaction.

"What is wrong with you?" Spider asks, not appreciating how powerless he has just felt when being lifted off the ground by someone twice his size.

"Yes, what is wrong with you?" Lo'ak parots.

Aonung frowns, "He shouldn't eat those", he answers gesturing towards the berries Spider crushed in his fist when he was surprised by Aonung's bear hug, "They're really bad."

It's Spider's turn to be confused, "What, those?"

"Yes. They make you very sick," he takes the human by the hand and his heart suddenly misses a beat at how warm and small that hand is.

He starts leading him forward under new waves of protest from Spider and Lo'ak.

"Eh, what are you doing?" Spider asks.

"Yes, let him go!" Lo'ak repeats a bit louder.

Aonung tries to ignore the strange dance his heart his making in his chest, "We need to take him to my mom so she can cure him of the poison before it gets bad."

"What poison?" Spider argues, wiggling his hand into the Na'vi to try and set himself free, "I'm fine."

"No, you're note."

Spider tries to snatch his hand away again from the Na'vi's grasp. Lo'ak looks like a bull ready to charge.

"Yes, I am," Spider insists, "They don't do anything to me."

Aonung stops and turns toward him, "Look, little pink thing-"

"My name is Spider! And I'm not pink!"

"Fine, Spider, I know that finding food has been difficult lately but that doesn't mean you can eat whatever you find on this planet. It's dangerous."

Spider glares at him and Aonung feels a little stupid under his gaze.

"I know what I'm doing, asswhat!" Spider argues and Aonung blinks - there's way too much fire coming from such a tiny frame, "And maybe those berries are dangerous for you, they're not dangerous for me! I can eat them!" he then proceeds to pop a fresh berry into his mouth to prove his point, "See?!" Spider says, chewing on the berry, "I'm fine!"

Aonung watches him with wide eyes, "How is that possible? You should be vomiting your guts out right now."

"I'm human. The food on Pandora doesn't affect me the same way as you guys," Spider explains without much thought to it - he's really nothing special.

But then, Aonung takes an expression of wonder, "Wow!" he says and he sounds suddenly fascinated, "You can breath underwater, you need half the food we need to stay alert and now you can eat those berries without being sick. You're so cool!"

Spider blinks. He didn't expect that. At all. A blush creeps on his cheeks and he doesn't know what to do with himself.

"Oh, uhm.... Thanks... I guess..."

Aonung grins at him and Spider bites his lip, unaccustomed at being flattered and his blush reaches the tip of his ears as he looks away, uncomfortable.

Besides them, Lo'ak stares, a bit confused. The Na'vi and the human give each other a shy look followed by a smile and Lo'ak realizes that Aonung literary is flirting with his bro and it makes him gag.

"So," Aonung asks again, "What other cool stuff can you do?"

Spider blushes all the more, "Uhm..."

Aonung gives him heart eyes and Lo'ak looks at them with a grimace, horrified to have suddenly become a forgotten third wheel. Who did Aonung think he was to dare flirt with his bro?

[sigmasoyboy]

Would it be possible for Gage to ever regain humanity? Just curious.

I've been musing about this honestly, since it's not really that connexions in his brain were severed but more that they are inaccessible. I think Gage for sure will relearn to do some things by himself with Hunter but it's hard to tell if it's him regaining his humanity or just being taught to do human things. He'll never be 100% autonomous again either way but I can imagine him learning some very basic speech through parotting and association.

Ironically enough, maybe actually exposing him to stuff that triggers his lucidity episodes would eventually help him concentrate for longer and regain his humanity but it might as well lead him to total insanity. Once you baked a cake you can't really return each ingredient to their original form.

[lazerswordweilder]

(Check the post itself not the reblogs I’ve made some changes)

Okay but Batman fic where he’s not actually human. He comes from a whole other planet of humanoids who have wings, the wings vary from swans to bats to parots to pidgons even to some more aqutic or zero-gravity looking ones! With other quirks that vary too, some people have markings, or skin tinted a specific colour, or scales, or those ears with feathers, or anthing else.

Batman was bat wings (duh) and black markings that are gnarled and dig into his flesh, almost like scars or wounds with orangeyred-gold instead of blood. They form lines around where his cowl is, his gloves are, his boots, his belt, on his thighs where the outside underpants are, and even a vaugely cirle shaped one where his bat symbol is.

He was orphaned and the Waynes found him, Martha (ever the rebellious) was like “Tomas I found and alien bird child, he’s ours now.” and Tomas is like “Okay.” and he becomes the dad who didn’t want a cat. Bruces wings are only little at this point so he can easily hide them in suits most of the time.

But they die of course, and Bruce freaks out so hard, and Alfred (who showed up when Bruce did and is secretly a bird elder making sure that the child survives with human, he’s like every crypid old man/wizard with all of the not explaining stuff and smirk) decides Bruce has had enough enrichment and brings him to his home planet and raises him as his second parent(s). Also Alfred had dove wings because he’s bruces angel and stuff, and also he keeps them really well groomed and regal, and his hair is white and has feathers in it, like water proof feathers that make his hair smooth, but that’s pretty much the only other change.

Roughly 50 human years later (which is when their species becomes teenagers lol) Bruce realizes that he is hell bent on revenge, and Alfred is like absolutely not, go to school you baby. So 80 years later Bruce graduates what was pretty much primary and intermediate school but better becasue it actually teaches you things (I speak from experience) Alfred is like, if you are so insistent you may go. But I’m coming with you.

So Bruce shows up, and wears a superhero suit (like all the other protectors did) that took inspiration from his own markings, and protends his wings are just a cape. All the meanwhile Alfred bullies Bruce into doing online schooling while he fightes crime, and that’s it, for like two years, that’s it. Then the Flying Graysons show up, their whole act is being bird folk who tie up their wings to do tricks that are actually dangerous. Not sure if I touched on this before but bird-folk live waaaaay longer than humans, so they raised Dick and taught him everything and so much more over about twenty or so years? That was about his infant to kid range (some people have theirs longer, occasionally shoter, he was always an early bloomer).

And then the Flying Graysons die because of it. And Dick refuses to wear hoodies to hide his wings because he doesn’t want to tie up his wings, even if they aren’t big enough to fly yet. And Bruce is like, okay, because of your trama we’ll make do with just quick stops everywhere, the police have worth things to deal with than reports of bird children at Walmart.

(Dick)Robin has robin wings of course, and specifically the yellow and black ones. His wings are built more for speed and zipping around rather than long flights or power which Bruces happen to be (bats wings have different used depending on the species). The black on the outside of his wings is a little too dark for shadows but over all don’t stand out much even when he’s in plain sight, they are useful for hiding. The yellow on the underside of his wings stands out howerever, barely anything in Gotham is such a vibrant yellow and he can often scare people by opening his wings wide if they’ve been in gloomy dark colours like the Gotham harbour for too long.

(Dick)Robins wings aren’t actually big enough/developed enough to fly yet and still have baby fluff but he’s just starting to fly by the end of his Robin years and almost all the baby fluff is gone. The wings go down to a bit longer start of his legs (the area below your but). For plot reasons there’s about a years gap between him being Robin and being Nightwing, lets say Jason showed up and took up the mantle of Robin and Dick decided to take a break from all the action and promptly becomes a police officer for only that year instead of keeping it as a job, the uniform was uncomfortable and hard on the wings you know?

But anyways in the year or so Dicks wings got a little bigger and lost a lot of the black on the outside as well as the yellow turning golden and the feathers growing longer and staying as ‘sharp’ (sharp as in sharp, not fluffy or round, sharp and defined). It’s not too much of a change but he looks older, this is also unusually fast, he was one of those kids who got really big growth spurts at random, I imagine this hurts because the bones are growing (like growth spurts) so that would be another reason for him to take a break.

Anyways by the time he shows up as Nightwing his wings are almost down to the bend in his legs but not quite, they have black stripes almost but not obviously meant to be stripes because they’re not, and his bright poping yellow has turned to gold and it’s less bright but more smooth, but it’s only really noticeable if you have a picture of him when he was Robin and comapre.

By the time we get the buff Nightwing ratehr than the teenger-looking Nightwing which is probably about 5 or 6 years his wings have grown about 5 or so inches past the bends in his knees and there are small groups of black feathers in the fluff of his wings and on some of his longest feathers, they haven’t changed in about two years so he thinks they’re going to stay roughly like that. Also the yellow has changed obviously to gold, it isn’t bright anymore, and doesn’t clash with his suit anymore, he also keeps more gold in the suit instead of the black and blues he has in cannon.

(Jason had the more classic red and grey wings, grey on the outside, red on the inside, he also had red feather ears and a few other patches of feathers like at the base of his wings and back and his wrists, with yellow and green feathers dotted around the red of his wings that he grew out of with age, as well as the red becoming more saturated and the grey a little darker, patches of red feathers also apear on his skin all over his body looking alarmingly like splashes of blood)

Also of course Gordon gets these bird child reports and is validly concerned given his citys rouges, and after having Batman dodge the questions for about two hours, Gordon is like, okay the winged child is with the winged man, sure their different species, why not. Oh also both Bruce and Alfred absolutely refuse to let (Dick)Robin go around jumping off buildings, acrobatics? Yes. Actually dangerous stuff? Wait until you have wings to rely on then you can.

Barbara Gordon of course shows up, she immeditely becomes Orcale as instead of getting paralysed she just has no wings, as the daughter of Commisioner Gordon (or wife in a few comics but I’m pretty sure that’s not cannon anymore?) she’s human. She still does Batgirl stuff, but no solo missions, she has accepted this is just concern for someone without wings and is okay with it and still gets into the actions and villianous plots a lot, just less. Due to this she never gets paralysed by Joker.

Okay and then the Justice League show up, and Batman’s like ‘haha, yes, normal human things, I do those to.’ because he lost touch with normal humanity a long time ago and the bird people have a vastly different culture. And he gets seen through in minutes, litterally minutes, the invasion ends and they just all collectively turn to Batman and tell him he’s standing next to at least two aliens, a amazon warrior princess, and like seven other crazy things, and that there’s no need to pretend to be human.

So they all try to teach Batman more human stuff, while freaking out, because he has literally been living in a cave (it was under Wayne mansion which Alfred had somehow kept clean even now and everyone found it suiting and nice), not even beds or anythings, just pilllows a a blanket so the spikes aren’t sharp. But anyways, this leads to members like J’onn and Wonder Woman getting more acclimated to human culture as Batman needs help too and they cannot have who’s supposed to be the smartest of them all not knowing what elevators are.

They have days where the League (or just as many non-acclimated members can go and two or three acclimated members) just go to theme parks and stuff under their civillian idetities, and Bruce always wears dresses or big jumpers and sweat pants/skirts because there is no other way to hide his wings and it’s always really akward in situations like that time Green Lantern got into a fist fight becuase people were being homophobic to him for wearing a dress.

Not only does this help the non-acclimated members learn humanity, but it builds a lot of trust between the Justice League and everyone seems to consider the league a second family, everyone is trusted with everyone elses lives. Also they went to a convention one time and Bruce got so many compliments, Green arrow just stright up wore his normal outfit but without the bow and mask, and the hat not the hood.

[dshret]

Something short to explain why he'd be openly acting like he's not related to jack and sally: trying to fool everyone. Whilst he obviously is just parotting what he heard them all say, like repeating the whole book fair part yet also failing with knowing nothing about how their magic works, Skully feels like he needs to seem more human like they are. That does mean ignoring his parents completely unless in secret.

[mr-kiwi-the-wizard]

I like how cats can and will mimic human speech.

I've never seen a cat pull off the accuracy of parots but a cat returning my hello like a song bird in the woods always fills me with delight.

[queensnarf]

Fun extra tidbit of info: Measles really does erase the immune system in humans, it's not just in monkeys. It's a form of pathogenesis called Immune Amnesia, and it wipes your memory cells (specifically your B and T lymphocytes) of any adaptive immunity gained from other viruses and pathogens. So if you have caught a virus in the past, you are susceptible to catching it again after catching measles. This was a lesser known symptom of a virus that was previously assumed to only affect the respiratory tract. Even the rash that measles causes is because it infects the immune cells present in the epidermis.

This kind of "unknown" symptom is present in any severely dangerous virus. There will always be dangerous symptoms to a virus that you would not expect it to be associated with.

Polio, despite being know for its damage to the nervous system that causes paralysis and severe tetany of the body, is a disease of the gastrointestinal tract.

Mumps, a virus that causes parotitis, or an infection of the salivary glands, can cause pancreatitis.

It's true of COVID too! An upper respiratory disease is causing people to lose their sense of taste and smell, as well as other bizarre side effects brought on by long COVID.

The point of this little addition is that EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED. Even if you think a virus won't affect another unrelated part of the body, you're wrong. It can and will hit you everywhere, even if it is not abundantly visible to you. That is why YOU MUST GET VACCINATED.

So the next time you forget your flu shot and you're suddenly mentally exhausted for months on end, you know what happened.

Back in the 1960s, the U.S. started vaccinating kids for measles. As expected, children stopped getting measles.

But something else happened.

Childhood deaths from all infectious diseases plummeted. Even deaths from diseases like pneumonia and diarrhea were cut by half.

“So it’s really been a mystery — why do children stop dying at such high rates from all these different infections following introduction of the measles vaccine,” says Michael Mina, a postdoc in biology at Princeton University and a medical student at Emory University.

Scientists Crack A 50-Year-Old Mystery About The Measles Vaccine Photo credit: Photofusion/UIG via Getty Images

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My Fandoms

Fandoms I have written in:

55 Degrees North/The Night Detective Age Sensible Aliens 2 Almost Human Alphas American Dreams Angel Farm At the Faber Being Human Brokeback Mountain Bron/Broen Brothers In Arms/L’Union Sacrée Brottet/Forbrydelsen Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel

The Cape The Chronicle Cold Case Commander In Chief Conviction Crossing Jordan/Silent Witness Cutthroat Island Death in Paradise Defense Desperate Romantics Dharma & Greg Downton Abbey Dr Quinn The Eagle – A Crime Odyssey Extremely Dangerous

Father’s Day/La fête des pères First Wave Forsyte Saga The Fugitive Gattaca Gilda Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes Grimm Hair Haven Heartbeat Hercules/Xena Heroes High Tide Homicide – Life on the street Hornblower House M.D. House of Angels (Angel Farm) The House of Eliott Inspector Lynley Mysteries Jack & Jill Judging Amy KDD Kriminaldauerdienst Lewis The Long Kiss Goodnight The Lord of the Rings Love Boat: The Next Wave Miami Vice Midsomer Murders MillenniuM

My Beautiful Laundrette My Own Private Idaho The Chronicles of Narnia Poldark The Pretender Prey Rastignac ou les ambitieux The Raven Rex, a Cop’s Best Friend Robin of Sherwood Roswell Sanctuary The Scarlet Pimpernel Second Sight Sherlock Holmes Silent Witness/Crossing Jordan Sleepers Sliders Spellbound Spooks Spy Game Stargate SG1 Starsky & Hutch Star Trek State of Play Stephanie Plum Three Torchwood A Touch of Frost Touching Evil Trinity Unit One Velvet Goldmine

Vera Veronica Mars Waking the Dead Wallander Will & Grace Wire In the Blood Without a Trace X files Young Lions Your Mother Too

Some of my other fandoms

The Sarah Jane Adventures Lord of the Rings Murder Rooms Endeavour Space: 1999 All Creatures Great and Small 21 Jump Street (the old tv series

Grantchester Call the Midwife Bletchley Circle Mr Selfridge Sherlock Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Dark Matter

All Jane Austen’s books, also as tv and movies Jane Eyre (so far the movie, looking forward to reading the book) Diana Wynne Jones’ books Garth Nix’s Sabriel books Charles De Lint (Dreams Underfoot, The Blue Girl)

Gregory Frost (Shadowbridge, Lord Tophet) Ursula LeGuin’s Earthsea series Jean-François Parot’s historic mysteries about Nicholas LeFloch Eliot Pattison’s mysteries, set in Tibet Barbara Nadels mysteries, set in Turkey

and many more, too many to mention here.

[martinabruna]

THE VOLUME NUMBER 002 - PARIS LOVE ME

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[jewish-jonathansims]

Did you know that Johnny Eugene Osborne who was the third governor of wyoming had boots made out of human skin (specifically the skin of George (big nose) Parot) and he wore them to a party celebrating his win in the governor elections?

The entire story is so wild up to how big nose george was arrested

TW for being really gross like so gross

Basically George was a criminal (the reason he is called big nose is because there was another guy at the time that was also a criminal name George called flat nose george) in wyoming and after a failed attempt to rob a train two cops followed him to his gang hideout where they were eventually ambushed and killed putting a price of 10,000 on his head (that was later on doubled) after that he ran up to Minnesota specifically milestown (now called miles city)

In 1879 he was arrested during a robbery, and at some point he got drunk in front of a cop and told him he is wanted in wyoming (like an idiot might I add) leading to him being send to the prison in rawlins wyoming where he was sentence to be killed, at some point he attempt to escape from the prison but was stopped by the jailor wife.

When the people of rawlins heard about the failed escape plan they were enraged and out of the 1,400 people living in the town at the time two hundred broke into the prison and took away george and lynched him (at this point it was 1881)

Then john eugene osborne and thomas maghee did an "autopsy" to find out why he was such a criminal (because that is absolutely how that shit works) the cap of the skull was sawed of and given to lilian heath (who later turned into the first female doctor in the state of wyoming) the body was kept in a barrel of food with whiskey and salt to preserve it and when they finish with the body john took the skin of george thighs and torso and send it to colorado there it was made into a pair and boots and a medical bag.

In may 11th 1950 during construction worke in rawlins the barrel was discovered and for some reason Lillian Heath was contacted and now we know the story

YAY

[infonewsmania]

Infectiology - List of infectious diseases

List of infectious diseases Human infectious diseases grouped by causative agent and alphabetically Viral infectious diseases AIDS – AIDS Related Complex Chickenpox or Varicella Common cold Cytomegalovirus Infection Colorado tick fever Dengue fever Ebolahaemorrhagic fever Epidemical parotitis Flu Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease Hepatitis Herpes zoster Influenza Lassa…

[rockinmyownboat]

Why the Left Has Failed to Grab Both Balls, Despite My Best Efforts

I have intentionally been subjecting myself to months of leftist propaganda, listening to the arguments, letting it saturate my YouTube feed with the algorithm ....

I have listened empathetically to countless hours of debates on the gender debacle. I've saturated myself with all the perspectives outside of my own as a white hetero male.

I listened to black trans, and white trans, and smart trans and some really stupid trans ....

Ive analyzed the Cultural reaction to "Wokeism" through the pundits, the talking heads, the science debates, the panels, the commentators, reporters and the influencers, and ive been haunted by a few things that are just not right. I can't get past a few things.

Ill start this by saying, i don't trust where its going.... nobody else should either.

Ive talked about the hormones and hormone blockers. How they're all being crammed down youths throat by "social media activists" and the medical drug industry, in one of the most unlikely and BIZARRE partnerships ive ever seen. We are talking about an industry that is posed to make fortunes upon fortunes from life long customers, while it permanently sanitizes their ability to procreate naturally.

I hate right wing politics as much as the next objective. But the left is aggressive, constantly poked and prodded by woke Hollywood and Disney, who want that Yen....

This is cultural gaslighting.

TikTok is chinese. We didn't hear much about trans before tiktok.

Now, you can't get away from the subject.

China won't let their youth view trans content. So why are they forcing it on the west with TikToks algorithms?

How many generations would last in the west if all our kids today start taking hormone blockers?

Exactly.

That's not the end of it. Chinas plans for world domination aside ....

The more of tomorrow's generation is conned into sterility by Big Pharma, the fewer humans will retain their natural ability to procreate.

Maybe that's the WHOLE point....?

Anyone stop to think it might not be about the warm fuzzy "kumbaya!" narrative that's being paroted by good obedient leftists with the best of intentions?

How about population control... just like Covid19 and the next pandemic about to be unleashed on the human race?

Abortion cant keep up with the pace anymore.

Ohhh but what about"other alternatives" ...?

We still have test tube babies to look forward to.... hell you assembled your own social media avatars. Why should bringing a kid in the world be any different?

It was the gender parties of the late 2010s. That did it. Back in those days, parents would be excited about the sex of their baby. They'd just assume that the gender and sex would correlate, so they would create these artful, elaborate displays of INSANITY using balloons or fireworks, or smoke, or whatever other mechanism to tell people what they were having.

Well thats insane. So the left started talking about how inappropriate it was to celebrate gender before a fetus was conscious and developed enough to choose its own ....

Cause gender is something we can totally choose on our own, not based in ANY biological, genetic, or cultural influences...

Gender Parties ruined everything, didnt they? How dare you reckless irresponsible parents be proud of your baby's sex....

But not long after that, gender was no longer celebrated. Cause straight cis people were using it to mislabel infants..

Hmmm...

So itgot talked about. And driveled. And emphasized, and vridden like a kentucky derby horse, causing it to be beaten down so hard that its now ok, even expected for a penis handler to walk into the lady's room, after gender-reveal parties burned down the Columbia Gorge, and 3/4 of California.

Thats when everyone on social media decided to rework our understanding of centuries of bio-evolutionary processes.

I mean there was some time lapse in there for Chinese algorithms to snatch up the tasty morsels they needed to Collect in order to know exactly HOW to corrupt Americas youth with TikTok...

But they made it guys! The conversions started happening.... the conversation turned vitriolic, and now here we are.

All because a few parents were proud of their baby's biological sex, and wanted the entire world to know too....

Gender reveals are stupid. But whats even more stupid is trying to reprogram the entire language of a binary species that's only been able to produce two verifiable sexes since monkeys first started masturbating.

I wonder if Caveman Korg knew that he could be the bell of the ball if hed just stop clinging to those pesky gender roles ...

Oh wait. Humans had to eat and didnt have a fucking Whole Foods nearby. Good thing the human race had some toxic masculinity to fall back on, right? All The hunting and killing and clubbing women over the head and dragging them by their hair as a mating ritual ...

Yeah and you thought an anal plug was kinky...

Human survival is misogynistic.

Its not just a problem with the trans movement either. Its feminism too. I do consider myself a feminist. I believe in fair treatment, equal pay, the right to not be harassed, bodily autonomy, freedom to choose ... all that ....

But its not enough is it? Nah ...

Give a mouse a gallon of gas, and hell come back to burn down the whole oil rig.

Modern liberal women firmly planted in intersectionality would be happier as Praying Mantis. They hate men. There's no other way to say it. There are so many modern feminists thst would prefer the mantis method of copulating and it shows

Female mantises hold the male. There's no confusion about who is who in this scenario. There's no gender dysphoria for a female mantis. They live for this shit. They bite the heads off the male...

and suck their cum out like a vacuum cleaner.

That would have completely altered my first experience with a blowjob. Just saying.

Thats what modern feminism wants to do to men.

Off with their heads. Or off with their nuts.

Dangle them balls from the mirror of their man-built Honda Accords like fuzzy dice and Hang em out to dry.

Cause MASCULINITY IS TOXIC........

This has caused an upheaval of men who are wising up to it, adopting hyperfeminine attributes and saying, " ill raise a dick of my own in support! Cause im a woman too!"

Im sure the other ladies in the restroom can hear you pee standing up.

Its uncomfortable.

These men know exactly what they're doing. They're not monsters.

They're just ahead of the curves.

Ironically, thats where they're lacking the most.

Even with surgery, a couple of anthills is not gonna turn you into the grand Teetans...

Its a subconscious masculine trait to want to retain influence and control. So we have hyperfeminine penis handlers now still wanting to retain a patriarchal grasp and misogynistic persuasion on female ideology.

For fucks sake,

Trans Men now have tampon promotion deals.

Think about that.

Even if a m2f trans fully reforms their penis into a vagina,

They're STILL not gonna be surfing the crimson wave... they'll never have that issue.

Cause the womb ain't there. Never was. Never will be.

What are tampons used for?

Blocking blood from the.... say it with me.... uterus ... very good. Some people paid attention in sex ed. This uterus is kinda important as its gotta shed its lining walls once a month, when the baby factory hasnt received incoming orders.

The tampon helps to stop that flow so women aren't walking around like a bottle of red wine with a busted cork between their legs.

You can think you've got what it takes to be a woman, but til you've had to deal with cramps?

Shut the fuck up.

Id like to see how a Tampax commercial with Dylan Mulvaney would play out.

How are you going to convince women they they need HIM to promote tampons... when everyone watching it knows...

He's never had a period...?

You can wear the clothes, buddy. But you'll never be a real woman, no matter how much pretentious TikToking you do to indoctrinate insipid ideology into impressionable youth.

You can even use a scalpel to turn a petal into a palm tree, but you're still not gonna get any coconuts from it, you understand what im saying?

No matter how much language-bending your culture is getting away with, facts are facts.

You got one thing straight in your perspective. Everyone does.

We are at the front lines of a war, alright.

The end result isnt so funny. Its annihilation by sterility. Instead of the ending scene resembling the Roddenberry utopia of "Star Trek," we get "Children of Men" vibes

Thats the joke.

Its like the universe retconned everything we thought we knew.

God isnt Rian Johnson is He?

"Just a slob like one of us "....

[wordchanter]

4 Random Deities

Lalaldo the human deity of water, farming, beggars and theives. They are associated with hippopotamuses and the color garnet. Followers of Lalaldo are blessed with the ability to sing with perfect pitch.

Parot the lionkin demigoddes of winter, sunsets, monarchs and water. They are associated with the color orange and ostriches and orangutans. Followers of Parot are burdened by the ability to resist disease.

Mugroogr the frogkin deity of sunsets and the east wind. Followers of Mugroogr are cursed with the ability to taste things by looking at them.

Elebrimb the elven god of jewelers, farming and lanternfish. They are associated with hounds and lapis lazulis. They demand weekly prayers and require that followers renounce their families.

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Immunofluorescence

Electron Microscopy

Others

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Blood Banks

Research Institutes

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Dr Aykroyd’s House Of Insanity.

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Sometimes what is weird to one person is normal to another and in this universe there is no such word as normal, everyone is weird and insane to some degree. Nathan loved Dan Aykroyd and as such wrote stories about him but he was wholesome about it and wasn’t harming the actual celebrity in question, and as such he was just being himself and there was nothing wrong with that but he wished some of his critics understood that and he wished there was a way to fix it and luckily there he was…he had Were-Aykroyd powers that allowed him to take him on a new persona, Dan the Were-Aykroyd who was a supernatural version of Dan Aykroyd who could hypnotize people and also charm them.

He knew exactly what to do as he got out a medallion he had in his possession and gazed at it, concentration and wishing…’I wish I could teach the people who tell me I'm not normal a lesson.’ ‘A lesson is what you want to teach them, then I shall help you with that.’

Dan Aykroyd’s spirit entered Nathan’s body, morphing him into Dan the Were-Aykroyd and allowing him to think of a plan, he decided to set up a horror house to teach these people a lesson, which converted his house into a horror attraction with real monsters, scares and even some demons. Speaking of those people, that’s where he saw two of them…Thomas Sheppard, who was Stephanie’s boyfriend and his lackey.

“Well, it looks like my first victims are here.”

“What did you call me, you nasty little weed?”

‘You heard me, Thomas. You know, it’s not nice to call others names like that. Maybe you should consider a new line of work that doesn’t make you an ignorant jerkass.’ ‘Maybe you should consider being less of a disgusting creep who does fetish fics of Dan Aykroyd and his dead friend and maybe you shouldn’t be talking about your strange fantasies and sexual fantasies.’ ‘Bla bla bla yeah yeah you think I’m a nasty little freak that needs professional help. Maybe you should see what it’s like to be weird, like me.’

“What do you mean by that?”

Dan chuckled, using his powers to make a ticket manifest in Thomas’s hand. ‘Oooh lookie here, you’ve got a ticket, you can come on in.’ ‘I didn’t ask for a ticket.’ ‘Oh yes you did, look, take a good look at it.’ ‘No way would I ever want to be part of your freakshow.’ ‘You have no choice i’m afraid. Besides, it’s better than parotting what your girlfriend said about me.’

“Parotting?”

Thomas screamed as he found himself suddenly growing feathers and he developed a half beak-like nose, looking like some kind of mutant parrot. ‘Hey! Cut that out?’ ‘Ooops, sorry..what’s that, sorry, dear boy I don’t speak parrot.’ ‘But i’m not a parrot, i’m a human being.’ ‘You don’t look or act like a human being to me.’

“You ain’t normal, you know that right?”

“Of course i’m not normal, but nobody is..now come on, the show is about to begin.”

He panicked as a pair of ghostly hands grabbed him and pulled him into the attraction, Dan, taking on the mad persona of ‘Dr Aykroyd’ showed him all around the attraction…he tried to complain but then Eucalyptus showed up, and summoned some Dan Aykroyd characters to attack him. ‘Next time you have something to say, don’t be a personal puppet for your own girlfriend.’ The green haired koala-girl teased.

“I am not a puppet.”

‘Oh yes you are, you’re like a sock puppet account for her who parrots exactly what she says because you don’t know better. Stephanie got fixed though, but don’t worry you will be fixed too and it will be fun.’ ‘I am not Stephanie’s puppet.’ He protested that remark but he found himself turning into a Spitting Image style puppet version of himself. ‘Oh yes you are, you don’t do anything unless she tells you, you believe what she tells you to believe.’

Several undead beings emerged from the walls and attempted to attack Thomas as ‘Dr Aykroyd’ and Eucalyptus showed him their little horror attraction, and a screen with multiple reflections of him popped up including one that showed him becoming a deformed creature, one that showed him turning into a doll, one that showed him peeling his face, etc.

He attempted to escape and he ran through the rooms in the attraction only to run into some of Eucalyptus’s mutants and a few Aykroyd characters. ‘What the hell, let me out of this nightmare.’ ‘Nightmare? I am afraid not, dear boy…this is very real. I know you probably think this is a rage-fic or whatever it is, but this is real and this is your lesson.’

Eucalyptus smirked…’Oh how I love someone who acts like they’re in the right but in actuality they’re wrong, you are just so wrong and you know it, you don’t understand weirdness, but I can help with that.’ ‘What do you mean by that?’ ‘Come now, don’t be shy.’

Thomas gulped as a pair of ghostly floating hands pulled him towards Eucalyptus, taking him into a laboratory, he attempted to break free but he was dragged over to a table where he was strapped in. That is when what appeared to be invisible needles were injected into his arm, as a result…his skin slowly began to mature as brownish hair slowly coated his arms which bulked up as his hands enlarged.

His fingernails lengthened a bit to resemble Dan’s as his chest and torso broadened, causing the buttons on his sporty button up shirt to pop off, the hairs from his arms covered his chest and his stomach making him look hairy but not overly hairy, he wasn’t on the same level as Alec Baldwin or Robin Williams.

He groaned as his stomach broadened and he bemoaned the loss of his athletic muscles, in addition to this his shoulders broadened and his rear plumped up and made him look like he had a thicc real end, and yeah I know this sounds erotic, but the fans told me as the narrator to describe it like this and well if Dan Aykroyd didn’t want to be viewed as simp-worthy maybe he shouldn’t have played such adorkable characters.

He looked at himself as his feet enlarged, two toes on both feet merging together to look like he had webbed feet. In addition to this his neckline altered while his back broadened and his height grow to around 6’1, his hair turned from dirty blondish to dark brown as his brow furrowed and his forehead enlarged, his eyebrows thickened and his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green and the other remained brown.

In addition to this his nose broadened with a cleft materializing in the middle of it as his lips plumped up to become kissable as he became more Aykroydian in appearance, becoming a perfect doppelganger of Dan as his voice contorted to sound exactly like him and his voice deepened and his mannerism altered to sound very much like him. ‘There we go, I fixed you. No more stupid crybaby antics from you.’

He realized he had been a bit of an idiot and he apologized to Dan and Eucalyptus before hugging them. ‘You are so right, I feel awful now, I didn’t mean to, it’s just I was told to judge Nathan based on what Stephanie said and I only do as she tells me because i’m afraid she’d kick my ass if I disobeyed her.’ ‘You don’t need to be afraid.’

“I don’t?”

“Of course not…you’re among friends here.”

Dan hugged his latest addition and admired him…’Another successful operation, another happy patient.’ ‘Indeed.’ ‘You are an excellent doctor, Dan.’ ‘Same goes to you, Eucalyptus.’ Eucalyptus giggled as the ghostly hands broke the new Were-Aykroyd free and allowed him to explore the lab.

‘You did such a great job.’ ‘Thanks, you too.’ And thus Eukie and Dan had a lovely time welcoming the new member of the group and as for Thomas, he had learned a vital lesson.