#parkner au

[th3sungod]

Parkner 'enemies' Au ( draft ish cause i'm probably not gonna write this but i love the idea sm )

Parkner au where it's that one scene from sailor moon crystal ( episode, like 6/7 ) with harley in love with the supposed enemy, who isn't actually the enemy but everyone thinks they are because of their unknown endgoal/motives ( peter btw )

Harley is an avenger, working as Tony Stark's future successor and had been the one brought in for civil war. ( endgame didn't happen and moving it up a few years so he's like 17/18 when it happened ). Less than a year later, the rogues are back but weary. They question everyone, especially since it was so easy last time for HYDRA infiltration multiple times before.

Amended accords state all heroes and vigilanties who wish to operate legally must sign, give up their identities, and submit counter measures for their disobedience with contingencies for their ill actions. The Avengers sign it, but are allowed then to operate as they were. They're still working on making it perfect, but it's fine for now. Multiple hero groups sign it, but local New York vigilantes don't make the same call.

As busy work, the Avengers are given the job of bringing them in for breaking the current standing law -- while giving them an opportunity to sign beforehand. Harley doesn't find a problem with this, he was on Tony's original side after all, but and genuinely doesn't understand why the vigilantes won't sign.

Spider-man, Daredevil, Deadpool, Ghost-Spider, Shadow-Spider, and other vigilantes are clearly working together but they don't seem particularly bad, but it's Harley's job to at least try and convince them. Overall, he's pretty neutral.

They all, Avengers and Vigilates, find themselves in a battle similar to the chitauri invasion, with aliens and too many enemies. Spider-man seems to have his back, but he ends up making the wrong move and gets greatly injured, passing out while Spider-man bolts towards him.

When he wakes up... it's in a nice bedroom that's been obviously converted to be more medical. He's wrapped in bandages, there's a IV drip on a metal wheeler connected to him, sitting just before him is a teen with soft looking brown curls and nose pressed into a book. He in comfortable clothes, and when Harley's memory slowly comes to, he jolts upright. The teen notices him awake in turn, and tries to comfort him.

Harley asks where he is, the man replies with 'safe'. He asks what happens, the reply is 'i got you help'. They're not really answers, but with one last try Harley asks for his name. He says Peter.

After that, it doesn't take long for him to realize it's Spider-man. He makes the same stupid jokes and looks about the same height and build. And, it's pretty obvious when Wade Winston Wilson, the Deadpool, walks in and calls him 'Webs'.

Harley is warily calm about the whole thing, but he's heard of Spider-man from civilians and he has a huge following in the media. He does the right thing, he follows a moral code, he made Deadpool reform and makes it a point to help people who aren't even really in danger who are just scared or need help walking home. Subconsciously he knows that Spided-man -- Peter -- isn't going to hurt him. In his mind, it's more than confirmed when Peter says the only reason he wasn't brought back to the compound was because any of them would've gotten caught if they tried going near it, and medical would've definitely been delayed.

Within a day, two more people enter the room he's in while Peter stays the whole time. One only enters for a moment, covering his face with a single hand while keeping his back to Harley, asking Peter about something he can't decipher. While the other was a kind looking woman who brings him something to eat, and acts as his nurse.

"You know, if you're going to be this nice, why don't you just sign the accords?" Harley asks eventually, slightly annoyed. It's clear they enjoy helping people, and even Steve signed the new accords, so they must be up to 'standard'.

Peter's face grows into something sombre, and he looks away from Harley. At first, he doesn't even think Peter will reply, but he speaks up eventually. "We can't."

"Can't? Why not?" Harley pries.

"Can't." A hand comes up to rub the bridge of his nose, "Our enemies are on a different scale, and if they found out who we are, they'll gi after our families. It's our responsibility, with the life we've been given."

He speaks diplomatically, something proper as if it's been told to him time and time again. But Harley finds a problem with the answer. "And Deadpool? His identity is already public."

"Deadpool doesn't like injustice, but he says he's an Antihero at best. As long as Daredevil and I don't sign, neither will the rest of them." He says confidently. "We can't let anyone know who we are."

"But.. You have your mask off now..?" Now, Harley's a little more than confused.

"It'd be pretty hard to find me." Peter sounds amused like it's some sort of inside joke, Harley doesn't get it. "Plus, I trust you."

When evening rolls around, and Harley feels weirdly a lot better than before, and Peter tells him it's because of medication he formulated himself. Harley is too impressed to think anything bad of it, though he probably should. Peter even says so, amused all the same at his flippantness.

But he asks then after the battle, then finally noticing how Tony must be worried about him ( despite being newly an adult ) and Peter tells him Deadpool can have someone bring him back to the Avengers Tower.

He does ( though he has to get blindfolded for it ) and halfway through the drive he's swapped cars and a cabby gets him the rest of the way there. no more blindfold.

Tony, of course, is worried sick. F.R.I.D.A.Y. alerts him the second Harley steps into the building -- with his armor having been given back with the ride swap -- and it's a flurry of people trying to figure out his condition after being missing since the battle. The battle, which he learned then happened the day before, so it's been over 24h. He feels a little sheepish at that, cause he knows he probably could've been released the moment he woke up, but Peter had been really kind and good company while the dull ache in his bones started to go null.

He gets ushered into the medical wing, gets a full checkup to make sure he's okay, and while it all goes on he's to give an account of what happened.

"A whole day, where have you been? Did they hurt you?" Tony looks pained, worried, and panicked all at the same time. The only other people in the room, beside himself and Tony, is Pepper, Steve, and the nurse checking him over.

He can't look Tony in the eye, despite not having done anything wrong. It wasn't his fault. "I got hurt.. in the fight, and Spider-man helped me."

Harley doesn't particularly want to give out any more information than that. He knows they're internationally wanted, in technicality, but hearing Peter tell him he trusts Harley makes him feel guilty if he said anything.

"Helped you?" Tony sounds incredulous, and one glance up tells him Steve isn't far behind. "They're criminals."

"Yes! they helped me," Harley insists, and then a little quieter, "And they're not criminals."

He doesn't know why he says it, but mentally he can see the face of Spider-man, Peter, talking with him all day so he wasn't bored or alone. Peter talking about his own interests, biochemistry and technology.

Tony scoffs. "Actually, that's exactly what they are." He turns to the nurse, "Order a complete tox-screen, I want to make they didn't put anything in his system that'd make him like this."

Harley stiffens. What if they did put something in his system? He hadn't even thought of the original possibility, nor did he try to remove the IV. At that point, with the new bout of clarity, he does tell the nurse that Spidey did give him something, but it was like pain meds and he doesn't know what they are. He wants to trust Peter, he really does, but the way Tony and Steve look at him is as if he's spewing nonsense.

The tox-screen comes back normal, besides having pain medication. Something Oscorp just released, called Osarane.

"It's already best on the market," The nurse tells Tony, declaring Harley to have a full bill of health besides topical scrapes and bruises. Nothing too bad. Harley notes the information; Spidey probably modified it or something and it wore off already. Like he said. Or, he simply lied.

The Avengers hover, though Pepper is mostly quiet and treats him as usual. With his identity known to the public, one of them insists on going everywhere with him to make sure the Vigilantes don't try again. It's kind but unnecessary, and he doesn't get a second away until two weeks later. All the other avengers seem to be busy. So, he just wants to walk around, alone and with his thoughts for once.

He does put on a hat and sunglasses, but besides that he's just in the open. It only takes thirty minutes for him to see a familiar mop of brown curls, ordering a coffee in very casual clothes. Like the man can sense him, Peter turns around and waves.

When he passes Harley, leaving the shop, he apologizes and says he has work, otherwise he would stay and chat. It's so unusually kind that it throws Harley off a little. At least before, it seemed like there was a small semblance of Spider-man in Peter, but now he's all jovial and a tad timid.

Harley says it's fine, but Peter insists they meet the next day. To talk.

And so they do. They meet, and they talk. Peter tells him how he started being a vigilante, how he got his powers and such. Harley asks about the medication, and Peter simply laughs saying, "You're smart, you'll figure it out."

They don't meet often. Peter has work and Harley can't always leave the tower, but they end up exchanging numbers. They become real friends, they talk and text, and even Tony notices how he looks at his phone more often.

"You meet someone?" He asks knowingly, save for the fact he doesn't actually know.

But the question hits all the same because it's been a month since the coffee shop, nearly a month and a half after the battle, and he's texting Peter daily. He has a crush on Peter.

It spirals from there.

There's another fight, not as big as the Aliens but someone decided to make rudimentary robots out of adimantium, which means they're heavy and have bad reaction time. But, they're still nearly solid and pose a threat with how they're trying to annihilate half of midtown manhattan. Cap can't transport them, they're too heavy given they're the size of the Iron Man armor. Scott's on his way in a, as an 'on call' avenger, but until he arrives they're stuck trying to keep them away from civilians. There's only about twenty, but that outnumbers the avengers and it feels like a loosing battle.

And then Peter arrives.

Peter, and his group of merry men, some of the most wanted individuals as of late.

Peter, Ghost, and Shadow -- the three spider vigilantes -- make quick work of the bots. Deadpool is ushering civilians out of the way, Harley can spot him from the corner of his HUD. While the three spider vigilantes smash the bots like soda cans, enhanced strength on full display, and they're in a pile in seconds.

The danger is neutralized, everything's okay.

Harley walks up to Peter, the vigilante's bloodied hands not going unnoticed, and asks if he's alright. He asks the other two spider vigilantes then, as if an afterthought. Daredevil isn't around, he's the only one missing, but Deadpool walks up and claps Peter on the shoulder, telling him it's time to go.

They almost do, until Cap calls for them to stop. "Turn yourself in and sign the accords."

Harley doesn't move from beside Peter, but turns and tells him to go, under his breath. He doesn't stop them when they leave. It's not long before he finds himself in a debriefing room, being chewed out for it.

"It's your job to capture them!" Tony's voice is raised.

"They're not doing anything wrong!" Harley bites back. "We're doing the same work!"

Rhodey speaks up, "They didn't sign the accords, their actions are illegal."

"But they're not hurting anyone!" Harley yeager's on a plea.

"You don't know that." Steve asserts.

"I trust him!"

He yells it loud enough for the room to stop. Tony looks pained again, Rhodey looks as if he just won't see reason. Natasha is contemplative while Steve's face is impassive. Everyone else looks simply shocked at his outburst. 

Steve speaks first, but Harley wishes he didn't. "You're been speaking to Spider-man, haven't you?"

Harley locks up, doesn't say anything. Tony's head falls into his hands. "Harley, they're dangerous. You saw what they did today." Steve tries.

"Yeah. I saw. They helped us, and saved countless civilians." Harley's eyes ar panicked and determined, and he speaks more. "Theyre always trying to help people. He isn't our enemy. He's always there to save our asses, I know him, they're not trying to harm anything!"

"It almost sounds like you're in love with him." Natasha says, passive as ever. He doesn't know if it's a joke or not, but he freezes all the same. Tony goes still, too.

Rhodey sighs. "Think carefully, Harley, are you sure about him? He could just be using you."

Any trepidation is gone in mere moments, as red hit anger and frustration pools in his chest. "You're wrong he would never! He would never!"

He's backing up towards the door before he can even realize it, and once his back hits, he opens it and runs.

Harley runs out of the building and texts peter, asking to meet him if he's available. They do, at the original coffee shop, and Harley tells him what's going on. He leaves out the part where he's in love, until finally at the end of their conversation admitting "I care about you."

Peter gives him a soft yet sad smile, "I care about you too, why do you think a saved you."

[[ insert the rest of the plot that i definitely don't have the time or energy to put into this. ]]

I definitely think this prob ends with the accords being amended with a vigilante clause, able to keep identities with a hero to vouch for them. ( like if they step out of like it's up to the hero to find and bring them in, on top of the hero being somehow penalized ) but i have just been thinking about this idea for a really long time and don't have time to write another long fic ( or fic in general )

this i didn't edit and wrote on the spot so like sorry for any typos and mistakes!

it's pretty figured out, but if you would like to use this or amend this and use it, feel free! just tag me cause i genuinely want to read this and its been on my mind for months

hope you enjoyed!!

[spoodrm4n]

ok hear me out

Harley is a touring photographer for a band that Peter is in.

Peter plays the keyboard tends to stay in the background of the shows. Harley notices how reserved Peter is and starts taking more pictures of him at each show.

Harley is determined to get Peter out of his shell and allow him to have more fun. Harley will crack jokes or compliment Peter before he snaps a picture and Harley thinks Peter looks perfect in every picture.

Peter always keeps track of where Harley is. Whether he’s in the wings, the back of the crowd, or even right on stage in front of him. Peter looks forward to seeing Harley.

Each show, due to Harley’s consistency, Peter gradually loosens up and begins putting himself out there and having more fun on stage.

Everyone notices that Peter relaxes when Harley is there— his band members and fans.

At the last show of their tour, Harley reveals to Peter that he’s an artist himself and going on tour next fall. Peter also mentions that he’s a photographer and shows Harley his work.

It’s decided that Peter will photograph Harley on his tour and the two end up together and make music together.

The band and fans aren’t even slightly surprised.

[squilfmybeloved]

working on ideas for a stranger things/mcu crossover u guys won't know what hit u when im finished with my latest monster idea i'll never write

[thompsborn]

watching twisters and remembering my storm chaser au fic in my drafts and having to forcefully remind myself that i need to update homeward bound

[willsolace-loml]

ok parkner and thompsborn nation (all 5 of yall)

im going to write a 10 things I hate abt u fic for parkner and thompsborn and I need yall to decide who should be who, also comment who should be joey or if I should make and oc for joey

(for sm reason i cant make a pull????)

peter as kat, harley as patrick, flash as cameron, harry as bianca

2. harley as kat, peter as patrick, harry as bianca, flash as cameron

3. harry as kat, flash as patrick, peter as bianca, harley as cameron

4. harry as kat, flash as patrick, harley as bianca, peter as cameron

also whoever is kat and bianca would be adopted by tony and pepper

comment ur opinion

[myarmsaretoolong]

snippet from the first chapter of my hunger games parkner/irondad au because these boys are already breaking me

[yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr]

I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KNOW THE SHIPS AND IF THOR GAVE AGENT MOBIUS A TALK ABOUT NOT BREAKING LOKI’S HEART IF THAT IS ONE OF THE SHIPS pretty please?

ok so lokius isn’t canon in my au bc i honestly don’t ship them but i can’t lie it is pretty cute,, but if it was canon thor would SO do that amdnsjsjsj

anyways anyways, S H I P S

(quite a few of these ships are considered controversial, please don’t hate on me for them. ty!)

r o m a n t i c

pepperony (pepper potts x tony stark)

sambucky (sam wilson x bucky barnes)

parkner (peter parker x harley keener)

sylki (sylvie laufeydottir x loki laufeyson)

danbeau (carol danvers x maria rambeau)

starmora (peter quill x gamora)

bugborg (mantis x nebula)

fosterson (thor odinson x jane foster)

brutasha (bruce banner x natasha romanoff)

bishova (yelena belova x kate bishop)

sifkyrie (lady sif x valkyrie)

wandavision (wanda maximoff x vision)

p l a t o n i c / f a m i l i a l

yelena x bucky

valkruce (valkyrie x bruce banner)

peter/mantis (peter parker x mantis)

bucket (bucky barnes x rocket)

science teens (peter parker x shuri)

science boyfriends (bruce banner x tony stark)

clintasha (clint barton x natasha romanoff)

black pepper (natasha romanoff x pepper potts)

valcarol (valkyrie x carol danvers)

witch family (stephen strange x wanda maximoff x loki laufeyson)

revengers (thor odinson x bruce banner x valkyrie x loki laufeyson)

irondad (peter parker x tony stark)

nebora (nebula x gamora)

maximoff twins (wanda maximoff x pietro maximoff)

science family (bruce banner x tony stark x peter parker)

j o k e

rocket x bucky’s arm

bucky x plums

mobius x jetski

loki x tesseract

and like, so much more, AIJSIWJEIWJW

don’t be afraid to send in any asks about my au, i LOVE infodumping abt it :3

[rqsser]

title tag game!!!!

rules: write out any fic titles you have that are based off of lyrics, list what songs they're from, and tag some writers!? :D

(if you don't have a lot of finished fics, you can include your wips, or if you have way too many to list out, pick your faves!)

tagged by @trashbag-baby666 :)

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i actually don’t have a lot of fics or wip with song based titles… so i’ll include some that were inspired by songs! (from both ao3 accounts)

clevenhq fics:

we get along so why can’t they? (stay together for the kids) - stay together for the kids by blink-182 (inspired as well)

the rock show - the rock show by blink-182, both inspired and for title

heaven is a place on earth - inspired by ocean avenue by yellow card (i’m sure that there’s a song with this lyric, but not what the title is based off of)

pay attention - inspired by everybody talks by neon trees & a b182 song that i can’t remember

scarebat fics:

you’re only the love of my life - the greatest story ever told by ice nine kills, lyric altered slightly

It’s Something Unpredictable. But In The End, It’s Right - good riddance (time of your life) by green day

Stealing You From Me - are you gonna be my girl by jet

fair warning, stealing your from me is not at all good… and i’m not sure why this post is flagged for maturity

🏷️: @spaceshipkat @anachilles @floralcyanide and whoever else!!

[harleyification]

Hi Kody! When you get this, answer one of the questions (or all if you really want!) then pass it on to 5 writer friends! 🥰 If you have more than one WIP, pick at random! We want you talk about your works and celebrate with you! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 1. What are you most excited to write with this WIP? 2. How has this WIP changed since the “daydream/brainstorm” stage? 3. Who is your favorite character in this WIP and why?

HI SARAH!! THANK YOI FOR THE ASK!!

The worst part about this: I have so many WIPs that I wanna talk about at every given opportunity, and I only have the space to talk about one...or two...but screw it, I'll go with the obvious WIP!

Oblivion Heir:

1. "What are you most excited to write with this WIP?"

SO many things!! I have so many action scenes pre-planned already since that's all I daydream about when at work, but I gotta say...I'm most excited for certain parts in my story that I call "Harley's Orphan Eras" JDKCKEKEKDKFKEK!! They're all really emotional chapters that all serve a purpose to introduce new characters that will guide Harley to his next lesson! I have actual arc names for OH (Symbiotic Arc, Remnants Arc, and Unity Arc), but I can't wait for Harley's Second Orphan Era in the Remnants Arc, because certain characters FINALLY come into play!!

2. "How has this WIP changed since the daydream/brainstorm stage?"

Fun Fact: OH is now a year old, since brainstorming began back in April 2022! But also, like....this is wild....but Oblivion Heir actually started out as a Peter & Harley twin brothers AU!! I wasn't into Parkner just yet, and I really wanted to make an AU where they did have a connection! However, I didn't like the idea of Peter getting spider powers and Harley just being left in the dust. I wanted to put them on equal grounds. So, I looked into possible ways to give Harley superpowers that would make him as powerful as Peter...and symbiotes appeared in my research!! Not long after that, I got really deep into Parkner and fell in love with the solo concept of Harley having a symbiote that it all snowballed from there! EDDIE AND VENOM WEREN'T EVEN PART OF THE ORIGINAL DRAFT, IT'S WILD

3. "Who is your favorite character in this WIP and why?"

So, excluding Harley since ofc he would be my fave...I think it'll be very spoilery, but I really, really can't wait for a certain thief character and bully jock to enter the fray...they both have such a funny as FUCK dynamic with Harley, and have such awesome character arcs that I WILL DIE TO WRITE FOR!!

(I hoped to finish Chapter 4 soon, but Im so fucking busy this week and I accidentally deleted my chapter notes which destroyed a lot of my motivation, so I'm at a standstill for now, skxkckekd,,,)

[sarah-sandwich]

🚨INCREDIBLE PARKNER FIC ALERT🚨

Miss it and miss out!!

Set Your Sails (Be Ready for the Winds of Change) - Chapter 2 - sheps

If Peter was being completely honest, he was getting really tired of walking into buildings for the first time and making life-changing discoveries that meant he wouldn’t walk out the same person he was when he’d gone in. Sure, maybe this was only the second time that had ever happened to him. But two times was too many. One time was too many. Did everyone going off on their Pokémon journey have to deal with something like this, or was that just his own terrible luck? He didn’t know. The silence inside the Viridian City Gym was too loud for him to think too hard about it right now.

Click the link to read on AO3!

Found out like five days ago that today was Pokemon Day and immediately wanted to be obsessive about it. Here's a little something for everyone celebrating today's festivities.

[officialparknerawards]

This Year’s Nominations

Fic Nominations

Best in Fluff

“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent

“confessions (just for you)” by blxrryfxcxd

“(A Picture Can Say) A Thousand Words” by shipskicksandgiggles

“You’re Breathtaking” by Tea_For_One_Please

“Pete, I’m Fake Drunk and Wanna Go Home” by Sarah_Sandwich

Best in Hurt/comfort

“a rainbow doesn’t always have a pot of gold” by Scarlettpin

“She’s My Sister” by Weirdness_36

“For the First Time, Eye to Eye” by Sarah_Sandwich

Best in Angst

“Tools to Fix You” by shipskicksandgiggles

“we were all just humans” by MayWilder

“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

“rise and fall of the tides” by enzhe, MayWilder

Best in Fieldtrip

“Obligatory Field Trip Fic” by Dredfulhapiness

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in Social Media AU

“A Spider on the Web” by bee bark (nachtwaechterin)

“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent

“creeper, aw man” by impravidus

“twitter beef so salty and scalding hot that it’s a well done steak” by impravidus

Best in Post-No Way Home

“We’re Happy To Serve You” by ExcaliburLibrary

“After You” by WaywardKeener

“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

Best in Non-canon Compliant

“Space in Your Bed” by PeachyKeener

“we were all just humans” by MayWilder

“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

“Tennessee Whiskey” by Superstitious

“Lemon Boy” by Sarah_Sandwich

Best in College/University

“Too busy being yours” by everythingisconnected

“Or Whatever” by shipskicksandgiggles

“The Hottie Across the Hall” by coconutknightshade

“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

Best in Superhero Harley Keener

“it’s always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man” by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz

“saving peter” by thompsborn

“Parkner Meets Miraculous Ladybug Tropes” by impravidus

Best in Identity Reveal

“Spider At Home (ah-ah)” by the_oncoming_stormageddon

“Simply the Best” by impravidus

“As You Wish” by Superstitious

“Tennessee Whiskey” by Superstitious

Best in Future Fics

“Head in the Stars” by shipskicksandgiggles

“not done yet” by thompsborn

“no one else was in the room where it happened” by LilacsAndLilies

Best in Proposal/Marriage

“The Proposal” by impravidus

“Stuck in the Middle” by impravidus

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in Tony Stark Involved

“The Hottie Across the Hall” by coconutknightshade

“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent

“Devils in the Details (but you got a friend in me)” by PeachyKeener

“Well, this is awkward” by Saturning

Best in Soulmates

“Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions” by sammiespider

“Garden Growing” by saladbabie

“promises, promises, promises” by MayWilder

“Skin-Deep” by m4xw3ll

Art Nominations

Best in Digital Art

Harley Keener Introduced At CEO of SI by TEDDY

"Laddie & Spidey !!" by cqlementine

Unnamed by Darka

Best in Physical Art

Aka Peter and Harley won’t stop flirting by Mauvera

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in Collage Art

For October Parkner Week by EmmaElsa0000

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Creator Nominations

Best in New Writers

Weirdness_36

DiAngelosBae

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in OG Writers

@official-impravidus

@thompsborn

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in Artist

@peanuttoffee

@cqlementine

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

[th3sungod]

parkner au where harley technically remembers peter, and is very concerned that tony suddenly stopped talking about him one day.

he remembers hearing about tony's insanely smart intern and how he rivals even tony's genius ( harley would beg to differ on principal but tony never says that about anyone ) so he assumes the kid must be special. he absentmindedly assumed the kid was spider-man, and when he asked, tony simply told him 'i can neither confirm nor deny' which basically answer that question.

but, he never got a name for the intern. spider-man. the kid. underoos. spider-boy. spiderling. 'one of the two people fully responsible for every grey hair on his head' -- all names used, but never explicitly stating a name.

and, when after nearly a month and a half of not hearing a thing from Tony about him, he asks. at first he assumes he has no new stories since it's been a hot minute since Tony's even been able to do anything other than sit in bed and recover, but something isn't sitting right with him. he asks where's the intern been, and says as much about not hearing anything, throwing in a joke or two about leaving him on the side of the road, but Tony is silent.

"Who?"

"Uhh- your intern? Spider-man? Don't tell me you're already forgetting in your old age." Harley jokes dryly.

Except, Tony actually has no clue why Harley would think Spider-man interns for him. And, he doesn't seem to remember any instances he'd brought up when trying to jog his memory. He says he remembers Spidey helping for a few different things, but never stayed to chat and never revealed his identity.

So, given that it's not particularly out of the question, he automatically assume an alien has taken over Tony Stark's body and calls Pepper. And Pepper knows nothing. And after a very frantic bout of questioning, he takes the initiative to drive all the way to New York.

He doesn't know The Avengers, he talked to Rhodes and Vision maybe once at Tony's wedding, but something is most obviously wrong so his first thought is to tell them. Get there before whatever took over Tony's body, or is impersonating him, or something doesn't have the time to infiltrate the world's mightiest heroes.

No one knows anything. Happy said he drove him once, but he was in full costume and he doesn't remember the starting address off the top of his head. He feels like he's going crazy. He tells Tony as much.

He tells Tony about the kid from Queens he picked up basically off the side of the road, gave him a new suit, and every single story he can remember Tony told him about Spidey. It's a fucking long shot, but he recounts the Vulture incident and about how he took the suit, so he has to know who's under the mask.

Eventually, Tony tries picking out specifics about the dates Harley mentions, and can't honestly tell him what happened otherwise -- other than things that definitely don't add up.

Harley, now trying to think back to ever since time Tony even mentioned the kid, while simultaneously trying to figure out why the vigilante has been subsequently missing since around the time Tony stopped mentioning him, puts himself to work immediately. He said the kid had an aunt, he doesn't know her name. He went to one of the best STEM schools in New York, but he doesn't know which one. But, there are discrepancies. The AI he knows Tony made the kid is still functioning, though it won't locate since the HUDs been off for nearly a month.

Slowly, Harley finds himself spending every waking hour thinking of Spider-man, one of the world's finest, who simply fell off the face of the earth. And, by the time he finds concrete proof in the form of a picture and a name, Tony finally brings him to a resident wizard to help. There are no files on Peter Parker anywhere, so maybe magic will help?

What they find is a scrawny teenager half dead in an abandoned train station, wearing what's left of a spider-suit underneath dingy clothes. he's balled up, and doesn't hold a lick of peace in sleep.

he despises, then and there, he isn't leaving New York until whatever happened is fixed, and everyone remembers peter again. he doesn't know why any of this happened, but he's gonna damn help as much as he can.

( harley would've definitely heard the news of some teenager being outed as being spidey, but he never got a name. he did see a picture, so any memories of the outing are wiped from his mind. )

[spoodrm4n]

Peter stares up at the ceiling. His dorm room is dark, the April showers pouring down outside his window. His roommate Harry is out of town for the weekend. Peter has the dorm to himself for a couple of days. The thought of calling a certain someone keeps re-entering his mind. He’ll start to pick up his phone and search for his contact, but then he’ll stop himself, setting his phone back down on his bed. This process has been repeating for the last fifteen minutes.

He could go see Gwen. Gwen always welcomes his company. Gwen is fun and it’s a Friday night and he could be out with her and his other STEM friends.

He pauses and looks at the contact name for one more second before finally committing. He presses the call button and sits up, becoming nervous. It rings for a couple of seconds before–

“Peter?” Peter releases the breath he had been holding and switches the phone from his left ear to his right, a wide smile appearing on his face.

“Hey, Harls. Harry’s out of town and I was thinking maybe you could come over?” Peter swallows as the static of Harley’s silence bleeds out. Peter knows he shouldn't. He really shouldn't.

“I’ll be over in ten.”

called you again

[two-sheep-in-one-wolfs-clothing]

ok peter methinks

if i were to write a parkner princess diaries au, which one would play the role of mia? please help lol

(peter would still be spider-man)

[thompsborn]

currently reading what was gonna be a christmas fic for 2022 but that i didnt finish in time….. debating trying to finish it in time for christmas this year…….

[willsolace-loml]

pls help