#parasites as in a reference to the ‘I don’t wanna eat candy but the parasites in me want the candy’ audio

[symbiotic-slime]

“having a special interest can’t be that bad” I had to convince myself not to get a blond mullet because it was “Eddie Brock core”

[onmyyan]

🗡️Psycho🗡️ Anon, here again! #4

Girlie you’re so sweet! We’re gonna be so bad for each other for real! Like imma be the worst mistake you’ve made on Tumblr. We gonna be each other drug dealers in a co dependent relationship. Constantly feedin off each others touch starved horny brain rot. I should change my name to Parasite Anon or somethin cuz imma be your little vermin of a menace from now on. Sincerely thanks for givin me your whole entire heart. And don’t go breakin mine. Cuz if ya do…imma eat your heart and shit it out (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎) *yes this was a Jennifer’s Body reference…

Glad you thoroughly enjoyed everything of the submission #3, with lil baby Princess, the Grand Duke yandere, and the 6 Hunt bros. I also screamed from the lil treat ya gave me of Princess’s interaction with Grand Duke yandere! I love you! If you ever need more brain rot from me I’ll try to provide. Just make a post to try summonin me. I’ll try to be a good mama comin home from the store with candy and toys n stuff. Don’t wanna ever be a dead beat daddy who never came home with milk and cigarettes

P.S. This is the last of my brain rot for now till I’m summoned again or sent into another hallucination delulu episode…

While I leave the final appearance of Grand Duke yandere up to you if you decide to make him into an OC. I got this itch about his appearance. For some reason I feel like he got silky black hair, (not sure if it be wavy or straight), with either green or purple eyes. And a beauty mole underneath one of dem eyes. Like he remind me of a serpent. A sexy sexy serpent

Love 🗡️Psycho🗡️ Anon

Babes ty for sending this in I am being WELL FED and inspired

[wither-rose-circus]

BRO BRO BRO THIS CANDY AMGST IS SOOO GOOD. like I thought this type of angst was far to specific to ever talk about but now impulse is giving us what we want! I wanted to ask if you would be okay with me drawing your design for candy impulse? It was such a vivid image in my head! Who else might have been turned? Botem? Iskall and etho? Cause I wanna draw these horrid candy people...

You absolutely can :D! I’m cool with anyone drawing from anything I’ve posted, I will simply Cry

Firstly, I wanna explain that originally, I was thinking of the infection as a sort of a magical curse sent to Impulse by the person claiming to be Wonka, but as I wrote and leaned into more body horror, I started going with it being more of a parasite that nestles in its host and feeds off their body

(If you’ve ever seen the game Bugsnax, that’s kind of the vibe I’m going for now)

If I ever sat down and tried to fully write something out, I’d probably branch out into full fledged au territory and have Impulse find the original “rock candy” in an infected geode he mistakes for a normal amethyst one, just generally cutting out the Willy Wonka angle entirely

As for who would get infected, I’m using this map from the wiki as a frame of reference

Who gets infected is pretty reliant on who interacts with Impulse:

• Boatem (and by extension Doc)

Just all of Boatem Village, they’re like ground zero, they’re infected basically from the get go. Doc is also close by and would probably get infected too (Ren is an exception thanks to his recent mechanical parts. He’s still adjusting to eating food in general, let alone stuff like candy).

• Tango (and by extension Keralis and Bdubs)

Tango is Impulse’s good friend and probably one of the first people he calls to test out his new confections. As a result, Tango probably brought some back for Bdubs and Keralis (If you want to get extra spicy, imagine if Pass n Gas started selling Impulse’s products >:3).

• Wels (and by extension everyone else in the YWC)

What better little gift to give the YWC members than some free candy :) (This includes Cub and xB, the other members have already been mentioned above).

I don’t have any specific ideas for how any other hermits could potentially get infected so that’s the general list for now

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #459

“i wanted you to know that i love the way you laugh  /  i wanna hold you high and steal your pain away”

Does the person you like have any flaws? He's never seemed very expressive of what he feels. Has anyone ever given you a ring? Why? Yes. Because it was our anniversary and he wanted to, ig. If you ruled your own country, what type of government would it have? I'm not educated enough to answer this. Creation theory, Evolution or the Big Bang theory? I really don't know what I believe about the origins of the universe, but I do believe in evolution. Describe one of your most emotional farewells. The last time I saw Jason and we talked for a long time, and I finally got my closure. It was all so heavy. It started so stiffly, but it ended with us just chatting and smiling and, to my absolute shock, a hug from him. I'm getting emotional so NEXT QUESTION. What was your last serious conversation about? I was reassuring and comforting Sara about some stuff. Is there a city that you have a particular fondness for? If so, what city is it and why? No. Are there any gnomes in your yard? No. When was the last time you were stung by a bee? What kind was it? Years ago. A bumblebee. Are you gonna buy lottery tickets when you’re old enough? I am old enough, and no. The odds are way, way too small, and I don't really dabble in addictive behavior. Have you ever been into a real cave? No. :( That's a life goal, though. Have you ever posted mean comments on YouTube? I know I did once as a kid. It was regarding Meerkat Manor and I thought it was really disrespectful to Flower just because of the music chosen lmao. The drama. What color is your digital camera, if you have one? Black. If you had to spend one day in any movie storyline, which one would it be? Alice in Wonderland, I suppose? Name the strangest game you’ve ever played (video game or real game): Oh man, I've played waaaaay too many video games. I suppose Silent Hill with how confused it left me at first. Its concept is definitely wild. Parasite Eve is high on the list, too. In your opinion, what is the saddest movie you’ve ever seen? Boy in the Striped Pajamas destroys me. What is the best song to make out to? I could answer this but I'm not gonna lmfao Is there anyone right now that you are simply/overly infatuated with? story of my life ayyyyeeeee Who was the last person to play with your hair? Are they cute? Not a clue. Who was the last person close to you that died? Did you cry? Jason's mom. I sobbed on-and-off for days. Do you consider yourself a healthy person? Physically and mentally? No, in either way. Do you know anyone who owns a boat? My dad does. I'm sure others, too, with how popular fishing out on a boat is here. Do you know anyone who uses medical marijuana? I don't know. Even for medicinal purposes, it's not legal here. Do you know anyone who’s died in childbirth? No. What did you do for your 21st birthday? I was in the psych hospital, so... lmao. Therapy, reading, and coloring. Lots of reading and coloring. Because they did NOT fill your schedule enough there. We only had two group therapy sessions a day, and the rest was just... blankness. If dinosaurs could be tamed, would you want one as a pet? I know I'd be one of the dumb ones that absolutely wanted a tiny raptor, lol. Do you own more than one copy or edition of a book? No. If you could see any musical on Broadway right now, what would it be? Not interested. Do you eat soup when you’re sick? I don't like soup. If you read, which book or series did you enjoy most as a child? My first real series that I read religiously was Hank the Cowdog. Then it was Warriors. Do you buy Halloween candy when it’s on sale after the holiday? No. I really don't need candy available to me. Do you agree with the “they’re just being kids” excuse? It depends on what they're doing. In a lot of cases, no. Do you ever watch talk shows? No. Do you have a/any hero(s)? Mark Fischbach, Steve Irwin, my mom... Have you told your parents all of your secrets from when you were a teen? No. Though Mom has playfully once told me that she knows a lot of things I don't think she does, and that's terrifying lmao. You’re getting married. Who’s your maid of honor and best man? M.o.H.: Mom or Sara. Best man isn't my choice. Would you rather get highlights or dye your whole head? DYE IT ALLLLLLL. Are you wearing anything of any sentimental value? Describe? My friendship ring w/ Sara. It has a heart carved on the outside and "bitch" engraved inside so no one can see when you have it on, lol. She has one that says "jerk." It's a Supernatural reference. Who challenges you the most? In what way? My therapist and psychiatrist. They just help ensure I pursue my goals and give me little nudges forward to reassure me. Who seems to hold you back? In what way? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT ME. I listen to my anxiety WAY too much. What was the last opportunity that you passed up, and why? Going up to Lake Gaston w/ Mom to visit Ash and her fam. They go there all the time, and it's a real nice place. I just didn't want to go because of the heat. Should there be an application process for having children? Hunny, that would not stop people from fuckin lmfao Name one thing that you think defines you as a person? m e e r k a t s What is a fear you have about living on your own? That depression would get the better of me and I'd neglect taking good care of my house. One of the many reasons I'll never live alone. Not at all saying I'd leave the responsibilities to my partner, but they'd be motivation for me to get stuff done. What’s the worst name your mom has ever called you? I don't know. Nothing that bad. What’s your stance on spooning? It helps me feel safe and loved and alsdkfjalwe I just love cuddling in all sorts lmao What’s your most recent obsession? Violet Orlandi & Melodicka Bros' cover of "Somebody That I Used to Know." Have you ever been scammed? Ha ha, yes. I once wanted to get Jason a Joker and Harley Quinn pillow from deviantART; talked to the artist, paid 'em, never got it. :^) Have you ever fostered an animal? No. I would get WAY too attached to foster. I wouldn't be able to give them up without breaking down, probs. Do you know anyone who acts way younger than what they are? I'm sure I do, but no one is coming to mind atm. Would you say you’re a pretty independent person? God no. Does the last song you listened to, remind you of someone? JASON. Do you currently want a new computer? Yes, actually. I want a desktop PC for better gaming quality, honestly. Also, the "escape" key doesn't work on this laptop, one key is missing so I have to hit the sensor JUST right, and it restarts randomly sometimes. I want a PC mainly because I want to get out of the habit of being on my laptop in bed all damn day. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo? I already have like six or seven, so they wouldn't be surprised. Is there anyone you can picture yourself being with forever right now? Maybe. Who is your truest friend? Sara. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen outside of your house? THIS house? Idk. Nothing that I'd consider odd. What bug frightens you most? STAG BEETLES lkadjslkfja;lwekjawl;kejrlawer Who is your oldest friend? That would be Sam, and he's in his mid-30s. How long have you known them? Many years. We met via WoW, which I've been playing since '14. I don't really remember how far into it we met, though. Where are they right now? lol I wouldn't know, he's all the way in Jersey. Plus we haven't talked in a while. Have you ever dated a friend of one of your siblings? God no, that would be so weird. What is the best gift someone can give you? An ear to listen without it feeling like a chore to them. Have you ever dated someone who had a child? No. I don't think I could do it. What is the last movie that made you cry? The The Lion King remake made me tear up. Have you ever played in a waterfall? No. Ugh, that sounds like a blast. In your life who has meant the most to you? Let's not get into this. What has been your biggest failure in life? Letting depression and my other conditions take away my identity, becoming my new identity. Do you trust yourself? No. I second-guess EVERYTHING and never know what I should listen to: my heart, my head, my gut... or which voice is what. Would you ever consider getting an abortion, under any circumstances? Yes. What was the last bug you killed? Some kind in the bathroom. Idk what it was. Just a little thing that sort of resembled an earwig, but not completely. Do you prefer profile pictures by yourself of with someone else? By myself, since it's my page. Do you know anyone who has written a book? I don't think so? Do you drink milk/juice from the carton if no one is around? Ew, no. I live with another person, and even if I didn't, what if I had guests? Has anyone ever told you they liked you in a realllly sweet way? Maybe? Has a member of the opposite sex ever given you jewlery? Jason has. Do you find sleeping in cars easy? NOOOOOOOOOO. I'm too scared to let my eyes close and not see what's going on on the road. Has a boyfriend’s/girlfriend’s parents ever gotten mad at you? Why? I don't believe so, no. What is the funniest thing a child has ever said to you. Definitely something my niece has said, but idr what it was. What’s been on your mind lately? Y'all know, lol. Do you feel like you need to get something off your chest? No. Sara was recently there for that. ♥ How would you react if someone told you they had feelings for you? Be very very excited if it was from a certain person.