#paperhat summer!

[orengejoshi]

Paperhatober Day 1: Sexy Outfit

(it is October now.)

...not daily btw. I have no schedule. I just wanna finish the prompt list before summer ends. If I'm honest I just run out of ideas so this list is a nice tool to help with inspiration

[noodlenibblescribble]

Look at mee, I’m a foool. Lol.

A highschool-au Villainous fanfic involving poly PaperLizardHat. The first chapter mainly focuses on Flug being sent to Demencia’s school and his having to start actually listening to her. A whoppin 8000 words of dumb smart boi angst, lol.

[grandmasdowry]

Woman's Woven / Crocheted Cream Paper Hat, Summer Boho Ladies Straw Hat. #Sunhat with Red Flower #accessories #paperhat #red #bohohippie #strawhat #beachhat #summer Link to shop in bio https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0H5jXneke/?igshid=inh24rpfw340

[paperhat-week-month]

Woooow this is late...

Hello everyone, I’m posting this little note to say thank you to all the artist and writers who participated in paperhat Month. I had a fun time going the feed and I think if I ever did something like this again I’d be better prepared.

I was originally going to post the day after Halloween but I wanted to make a little thank you drawing, I was busy throughout the month and ended up focusing more on other things. I am really sorry. Either way I still wanna say thank you and I hope you hall have a happy and safe holiday season ^^

[jadetigress]

@kimonokats suggested a Camp Camp crossover and I immediately died

[tietoonsartblog]

Fireflies - A Villainous Fanfic

Genre: G for General audiences

Summary: Black Hat decides to confess his feelings to the shy little boy that hangs with him. But even alone, in the middle of a forrest surrounded by fireflies, the words still get stuck in his throat.

Read more on a03!

Inspired by the summer camp au and this fanart! Written with permission from @sminch and @chocolatezombie-nasti!

[zukoromantic]

this is amazing

Summer time

[melonbread96]

Can you please show us what you are working on? Pwease? OwO I love your writing so much keep up the good work! :D

💛 Well, me and Melon are working on a omegaverse paperhat one-shot. Also, thank you for the kind words, it's really appreciated. (:

I'll have to abandon it a bit to start working on a h2ovanoss one-shot for J, since her birthday is coming up on May 4th. Please wish her a happy birthday on that date.

I can't really show the h2ovanoss one-shot, since I haven't started on it. I'll however show you the beginning of the paperhat omegaverse one-shot. Enjoy!

~Angel

~~~

It wasn't like he had any other choice, but to hide his second gender. There were others who had done it before him, some successful and others weren't. He know of the different social standings and didn't care much for it. The only thing that would normally occupy his mind was his newest invention, though sometimes there was something else that would interrupt his train of thought. Flug brought over his clip board, which he written out a very well put together schedule for himself. He also laid out what he would do for further events, such as next week. It was the thing that had been bothering him lately, and he knew about it because he had always monitored his vitals. Everyone experienced them, even the betas, but at a very much minor capacity.

Summer was coming.

Flug groaned to himself, but it was unavoidable. This time he couldn't just use suppressants and ignore his biology. It wasn't like he could go to other doctors for their opinions either, mostly because he didn't trust other villainous doctors with his person. This was a matter he had to deal with himself, and he noticed all the signs. He's also done all of his research, doing various tests and trying out certain drugs on himself. Some of them worked, others were either duds or created horrible side effects. Flug made his own suppressants that worked wonderfully, but they weren't a permanent solution. This time he would have to go through his heats, at least for this time. It would satisfy his body enough, and seemed like the best way to deal with this predicament.

The problem was that now he would have to ask his boss for some time off, just to deal with this situation. Black hat wasn't the sort to just give out these days, at least not without a proper explanation. Flug just hoped that summer would be a good enough explanation, because everyone was affected at this time. Last year when he had ignored his biological needs and went on suppressants, which was one of the worst years of his life. He was screaming in agony, and even if he didn't want to mate. His body was fighting heavily against the medication, trying to urge him to go into heat, when he couldn't. Everyone either experienced heats as omegas or ruts as alphas. The betas would just be a little more horny, but otherwise not affected by much.

Flug wasn't even sure how his boss reacted to the summer, or even if it would affect him at all. When he was arrived at this establishment, it was a month right after he had denied his body a heat. He was also fearful of his boss finding about his second gender, though he was afraid of anyone finding out. It wasn't like he got much respect in the first place, but he would gain even less. Black hat was also a very feared alpha, where so many villains respected him and did business with. It was just a theory that his boss probably went through ruts like a normal human, but Flug would rather not assume this as a fact. He wouldn't be surprised if instead of mating, his boss went on a rampage spree and covered himself in blood during the summer. A fearful shudder ran through him.

[ao3feed-billdip]

by neko1998

In order to unify the remaining denizens of Mewni, the Magic High Counsel has agreed to adopt a non-mewman custom. One of the most sought out and influential humans, Marco Diaz, is selected as a token to unify Monsters and Demons. If only he realized what peace really entailed.

Words: 3860, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Villainous (Cartoon), Bee and PuppyCat, Bendy and the Ink Machine

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi

Characters: Cardamon (Bee and PuppyCat), Cardamon"s Mom (Bee and Puppycat), Tad Strange, Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Melody (Gravity Falls), Wendy Corduroy's Brothers, Wendy Corduroy, Eclipsa Butterfly, Reynaldo the Bald Pate, Hekapoo (Star vs. The Forces Of Evil), Omnitraxus Prime, Rhombulus (Star vs. The Forces Of Evil), Globgor (Star vs. The Forces Of Evil), Sir Glossaryck of Terms, Toffee (Star vs. The Forces Of Evil), Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel), Robbie Valentino, Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Stan Pines, Ford Pines, Lekmet (Star vs. The Forces Of Evil), Kelly (Star vs. The Forces Of Evil), Manfred (Star vs. The Forces of Evil)

Relationships: Marco Diaz/Tom Lucitor, Marco Diaz/Toffee (Star vs. The Forces Of Evil), Star Butterfly/Marco Diaz, Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines, Will Cipher | Reverse Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines, Kill Cipher | Fight Falls Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines, The Beast/Wirt (Over the Garden Wall), Tad Strange/Wirt, Cardamon/Greg, Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), 2P Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), 3P Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), 4P Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), 7P Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr. Flug/White Hat (Villainous), Bendy/Henry Stein, Sammy Lawrence/Henry Stein, The Projectionist & Henry Stein

Additional Tags: One Year Later, Summer Vacation, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, it's gonna be wild, read the tags, Genderbent Star Butterfly | Comet Butterfly/Marco Diaz, Starco to Cometco, tomco - Freeform, Toffco, Paperhat - Freeform, radiodust - Freeform, Shadows/Angeldust, 2P Alastor (Blue), 3P Alastor (Green), 4P Alastor (Purple), 7P Alastor (White), Post!Weirdmageddon (Gravity Falls), Gravity Falls Spoilers, Post!Cleaved (SVTFOE), Post!Halloween (OTGW), Post!Pilot (Hazbin Hotel), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series) - Freeform, Villainous (Cartoon) - Freeform, Bee and Puppycat (Web Series), Starts in Echo Creek (California), OTGW Comic References, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Emotional Manipulation, Demons With Love Fetish, Demons being Evil, Who Will Get the Last Laugh?, Mythological References, ReverseBill! (Will) & Our Bill, Rape/Non-con Elements, Kidnapping, Underage Sex, Forced Bonding, Forced Orgasm, Forced Pregnancy, Forced Cohabitation, Sexual Coercion, Mental Coercion, Scenting, Shameless Smut, Pedophilia, Breeding, Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, That Means No: Trans/Intersex/Vagina (sorrynotsorry), No Offense (Don't Kill Me Please), Feral Demons, Stalking behavior, Non-Consensual Blood Drinking, Threesome m/m/m, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Socially Awkward ML’s, Mabel’s Everyone's Older Sister, Cinnamonbun Greg, Protective Wirt, Protective Mabel Pines, Protective Cardamon, Protective Greg, Demons with Human Forms, Age 13.5 Dipper & Mabel, Age 15 Wirt, Age 15 Marco, Age 6 Greg, Bottom Wirt (Over the Garden Wall), Bottom Marco Diaz (SVTFOE), Bottom Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls), Bottom Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Bottom Dr. Flug (Villainous), Bottom Greg (Over the Garden Wall), All Demons Are Bad at Feelings, Non-Ace | Non-Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Momma’s Boy Alastor, Alastor's Shadows, Shadows Being Perverted, NO Pcest!, No 2P Angel Dust (sorrynotsorry), Angel Dust’s Legs, Crurophilia, Soft Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Fallen Angel! Molly (Hazbin Hotel), Background Stolas/Blitzo (Hazbin Hotel), Obviously Blitzo Bottoms, Stolas Hates His Wife, Monster sex, Forest Sex, Tentacles, references to drug abuse, References to physical abuse, Abusive Relationships, Toxic Relationships, Tom Has Issues, He Should've Completed the Demoncism, Summerween...Maybe?, One-Sided Pacifica Northwest/Mabel Pines, Eventual Pacifica Northwest/Mabel Pines - Freeform, Will Cipher has a Praise Kink, Tad is a bit..., Sophomore Wirt, Sophomore Marco Diaz, Freshman Dipper Pines & Mabel Pines, First Grader Greg, Angel Dust is Innocent, He just wants to be happy, Cardamon’s Mom Wakes Up (Bee and Puppycat), Cardamon Leaves the Island (Bee and Puppycat), Soft Dr. Flug (Villainous), Dr. Flug Gets a Name (Villainous), Dr. Flug Runs Away (Villainous), Reformed Dr. Flug (Villainous), When Will You Learn to NOT Run Away From Demons, Plot With Porn, Story Will Get Darker, Folks You Know What You Signed Up For, no hate please, Pseudoscience, Pseudo-Incest, bendy and the ink machine - Freeform, Norman Polk | Projectionist, Sweet Projectionist, No Brute Boris (thankgod), demon Boris, Possessive Boris | Borkis, Gentle Buddy Boris, Ink Bendy is also the original “Bendy”, Dark Lord Bendy, 21 Year Old Henry, beast bendy, Face-Fucking, No Ink Tunnel Rival, Sammy Lawrence is a Pervert, The “Wandering Sin” | “Lamp”, No More: Movie Thief! References, Background | Patrol Light/Mini Camera, Background | Smoker Box/Mini Camera, Background | Kicker/Mini Camera, The マナー違反者 | mana-ihannsha, AKA “Characters to Improve Theatre Etiquette”, c_zer0 Started the Art, Mini Camera 映画泥棒, Patrol Light パトライト, Smoker Box スモーカー, Kicker (The Polygon/Factory) キッカー, Cellphone (The Arrow) セルフォン, Speak Not (The Lips) リップ, Background Eclipsa Butterfly/Globgore, Marathon Sex

[links-writing-blog]

Tax Evasion

Fandom: Villainous.

Ships: Paperhat (Black Hat x Flug).

Word count: 1211 words.

Rating: T for swear words (that’s it though).

As always, I don’t have time to go back and fix things like italics and bolding since it doesn’t carry over due to the weird way tumblr handles copying and pasting from google docs, so I strongly suggest you go read this fic on AO3 instead! I’ll reblog this with a link to the fic, or, if you want, you can just look for me under busybeingtrashasusual!

 It had been one of the nicest days they’d had all summer. The sun had shone awfully bright, but it wasn’t dreadfully warm, beating down on the back of their necks let it had been every other day. Instead, it was gentle, tender and loving, bestowing the softest shred of mercy for the first time in a long time. And aside from the fleeting cloud or two, the sky was nothing but a vast, intimidating void of blue. Looking up at it, it was easy to feel minute compared to the grand wonder of things. The birds chirped their lazy summer song and kids enjoyed the time off from school by laughing and playing in the streets. In nearly every sense of the word, it was a perfect day.

 And it was incredibly unbefitting for the scene laid out before a certain scientist.

 There had to be a thousand people present, at least. The exact number was unknown to Flug because, although it was supposed to be a private event, word spread hastily and many uninvited people showed up to attend. Enough that security just simply couldn’t keep up and people slipped through. And although the sound outside was loud and boisterous, festering like a rejected wound on an unhealed scar, everyone who actually made it in promptly fell silent. Some shut their mouth out of sheer horror and shock that the rumours were true, others became speechless from pure disbelief. The rest simply sat in confusion, left at a loss of how to react.

Either way, the noise and presence of thousands of overbearing, physical bodies, all with eyes analyzing and absorbing and thinking was starting to get to Flug, and so he simply muttered, barely above a whisper but easy to hear since it was the only voice in the overcrowded hall, “Can I have a moment with him?” He paused for a moment, before stressing, “Alone?”

 And that was that.

 Demencia simply glanced over to him in her extravagant, pure-black gown for a moment, studying the look on his face that indicated he was deep in thought, before she uttered an “Of course,” and quickly ushered everyone out of the hall. There were a few who protested for a bit (they were quickly shot down by the lizard girl), but thankfully most seemed to understand what was happening and were respectful enough to leave. The bear, bless his heart, hovered around his creator for a little longer, before wrapping his arms around him in a quick good-bye hug and left the room.

 Now, it was just them.

 The bright sun from outside glowed elegantly through the red-tinted windows, the light they cast warm yet ominous. The long, scarlet carpet laid all the way down the hall beckoned the doctor forward to what lay at the very end of it, to confront the problem he now faced. Flug slowly walked over to the lavish coffin placed before him, decorated in black and silken reds, adorned with jewels that simply couldn’t be of this world. It was closed, and as far as Flug was concerned he was the only one who knew why.

 He reached out and rested his hand atop the coffin, before boldly calling out into the silence, “Sir, with all due respect, I know you’re not dead.”

A beat of tense silence passed.

“Yeah, no shit.” Was all the response he received, muffled from within the walls of the coffin.

“...So?” He spoke after a moment, unsure of how to proceed with the situation.

“So?” Was echoed right back at him, an invitation for him to continue his thought process.

“Why did you do this? Fake your own death, I mean.” Flug clarified, clenching and unclenching his hands while letting his eyes wander, undecided about what to do with his limbs at the present moment.

“Well, Flug,” Black Hat talked to Flug condescendingly, as though the answer was obvious, “If I’m legally dead they can’t tax me, can they?”

“That…” Flug paused for a moment, completely taken aback. “Tax evasion?!?!?” He exclaimed. “You’re telling me all this was about… tax evasion? I- wait, you paid taxes?”

Black Hat cackled, seemingly utterly delighted with himself. “Not anymore~!”

 Flug sighed, unsurprised but still somehow caught off guard. “You’re unbelievable. Completely and utterly unbelievable.”

“Sure, sure.” Black Hat bantered, seemingly not having listened to a word he said. “Now can you open this damned casket? It’s dreadfully musky in here. Oh! And another note: If, by some miracle, I ever did manage to perish by unspecified means, should you bury me in this bloody coffin I would drag you down into the throes of the abyss with me.”

“Duly noted, sir,” Flug tiredly replied, as he grabbed what he could use to pry off the nails. He had brought his small tool kit with him that he uses to work on his projects while on trips. You know, just in case. That should work. “And sir?”

“Yes?”

“What about the business?” Flug finished prying off the first nail, a loud ‘pop’ ringing out.

“Why, I felt that should’ve been obvious, Flug! You’ll ‘inherit’ the business while I continue running it from the inside. Death and tragedy make for excellent publicity, you know. Our sales should skyrocket!”

“For a while.” Flug critically commented. He was at least a few nails in now. “What about when people move on, sir?”

“I think it awfully bold of you to assume that I didn’t think that far ahead, Flug.” Black Hat acted like he was offended, but in truth was more than happy to brag about what was, in his eyes, a brilliant plan. “Someone presumed deceased abruptly coming back from the dead? That’d make for even greater publicity! Drama sells, doctor.”

“So it does, sir.” The scientist nodded his head in agreement, even if his boss currently was unable to see it. “And the ‘tax evasion’ part?”

“They can’t do anything about a man that’s legally dead, Flug.”

“Of course they can’t, sir,” Flug replied, smiling to himself while shaking his head, still in total disbelief at the whole situation. 

“Flug?” A voice called out through the large hall doors.

 Flug started for a moment before stowing away his tools and the nails as swiftly as he could, assuming a position that made it look like he was grieving over Black Hat’s coffin. No sooner had he gotten into place did the door open to reveal Demencia peeking into the hall.

“Is everything alright in here? Fives said he heard strange noises.”

 Flug jumped as if he was surprised to hear her, before bringing his hands to his eyes as if he was desperately trying to wipe away tears and get himself together.

“Oh, I,” Demencia began, clearly embarrassed, “I’ll just… give you a moment.” The door promptly shut, silence consuming the hall once more. 

Flug deeply sighed after a moment, before picking up his tools once more and getting back to work on the coffin. “Will I be getting a raise for this?” Flug desperately asked. If he had to play the role of the heartbroken widow for 2+ years, he (at the very least) hoped to get some form of compensation.

“No.”

“Of course, sir,” Flug replied, “I expected nothing less.”

And that’s it! Also, one last note: For those of you who sent in blog requests, I have actually been working on your requests, even if it doesn’t seem like it. I promise I’ll get them to you eventually <3 It’s just taking a while due to my current workload.

EDIT: Post updated on 6/6/2022 for formatting. Original post content has been left unchanged for preservation. Original post date: 7/15/2019.

[emile-hides]

12, 11, and 17?

12. What's your favorite Villainous blog? 

I think this answer is, will, and should always be @nightfurmoon because they do so much work for us and I am so thankful to them and all the hard work they do for the fandom.

11. What do you think is underneath Flug's bag? 

I have a full theory post on my own idea, but to summerize it, I think Flug and GoldHeart are identical twin brothers, and Black Hat made him hide his face because he looks like a well known, possibly very powerful hero, and having someone like that work for him would ruin his reputation. If we get a good look at GoldHeart’s face, we’ll know what Flug looks like.

17. How did you get into the fandom? 

Paperhat. Specifically @zwagyzonk (whom I’d already followed for Fontcest) drawing Paperhat. It was such a weird dynamic I HAD to figure out what it was from. For a while there the fandom was the only thing keeping me into Villainous too, cause I didn’t find slapstick humor funny and that’s all we had at the time.

[sometimesvillainous]

Tag Meme :D

Tagged by @lyntreisback, technically!!!

Nicknames: Shelby/Shleb/Shelbert

Gender: Cis ♀

Star sign: Tavros Tauros!!!

Height: 5′5″ last I checked! Average height! Shorter than my sister by half a inch!

Sexuality: Pan!!!

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw!!! I’D GET STUCK OUTSIDE THE COMMON ROOM SO OFTEN I’D HAVE TO BRING A BLANKET WITH ME EVERYWHERE JUST IN CASE I CAN’T GET IN

Favourite animal: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ RATS ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ RATS ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ WE’RE THE RATS

Average hours spent sleeping: 3-13 a day but it depends on how much work I need to do (college/blog/fanfic wise thO I REALLY SHOULD START POSTING MY FANFICS EVENTUALLY)

Dogs or cats: DOGS ARE GREAT BUT CATS ARE THE GREATEST

Number of blankets I sleep with: 3 in the winter (TWO IS TOO COLD, MY WINDOW DOESN’T CLOSE ALL THE WAY)!!! 1 to none in Summer (I PLUG THE GAPS WITH COTTON BALLS TO DETERR THE SPIDERS the maple bugs can stay)!!!

Dream trip: INDIA AND JAPAN!!! I REALLY WANT TO VISIT AKIBA, HARAJUKU, AND UENO IN JAPAN, AND UDAIPUR, KOLKATA AND RAJASTHAN (LOCATION OF KARNI MATA TEMPLE)

Dream job: I really want to go into the video game industry!!! For now I am a happy/bitter college student plotting my revenge biding my time!!!

When I made this account: Uhhhhhhh february 10th 2018 at about 11pm tho I had the username poorlydrawnvillainous then (THEN @paperhats-and-evil-schemes AND @villainoustrash KICKED MY SELF DEPRECATION IN THE ASS FOR THAT AND I READ SO MANY WONDERFUL TAGS THAT I STARTED VALUING MY ART MORE)

Why I made this account: HONESTLY FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES IF I MAKE U GUYS LAUGH THEN MY MISSION’S ACCOMPLISHED

Followers: hhhhOLY SHIT I NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER MILESTONE POST (WHERE DO U ALL POP OUT FROM??? THANK U FOR ENJOYING MY CONTENT) 

Tagging: ANY OF Y’ALL THAT WANT TO DO THIS MEME!!!

[ghost-art]

Tagged by @bilumi

Rule one: tag nine people you want to get to know better.

@theinsanefruitloop-chan @sassinapaperbag @blues-and-gang @coreath @hushowl @humanized-stuff @paperhat-or-bust @ask-wolfie-chan @nivilliain

Rule two: highlight the truth

I am 5���7′’ or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are somewhat defined

I have or had braces

I love meeting new people ( i love meeting nice new people)

People tell me i’m funny

Helping other people with their problems is a big priority to me ( i like helping my friends if I can)

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people i know well (sometimes)

I started to say something ironically now i can’t stop saying it

There is something i would change about my personality

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do 30 push ups without stopping

I’m a fast runner (walker)

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing maths in my head

I can hold my breath underwater first over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in an arm wrestle

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I can throw a punch

I enjoy playing sports

I am/was in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week ( I used to but now I don’t have time)

I’ve gone for running at least once a week in summer

I have drawn something in the last month

I enjoy writing

I have done martial arts

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored a winning goal in sports

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been to an overnight event

I have been in taxi

I have been in hospital / er in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite bands concerts

I have at least one person I consider a best friend

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the US

There is snow right now where i live ( soon it will be)

I have hung out with friends in the past month

I have a smart phone

I have at least 15 cds

I share my room with someone

I have a crush on celebrity

I have a crush on someone i know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush for over a year

I have had feelings for a friend

I have break danced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with some last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I am listening to a song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I have known someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the last year

[volbeast]

Tagged by @paperhats-and-evil-schemes (asdfghjkl THAMK FOR THE TAG!! qwq)

Rule one: tag nine people you want to get to know better.

Anyone who wants to ^^

Rule two: bold the true statements:

I am 5'7 or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

My abs are somewhat defined

I have or had braces

I love meeting new people (but I am terrible at communication lmao)

People tell me I’m funny?

Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me (but is a problem bc I have the emotional/mental stability of a one-legged clown on a unicycle to go with it lmaooo)

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude to people I know well

I started to say something ironically, now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

I can play an instrument

I can sing well 

I can do 30 push-ups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well (at least thats what they tell me lmao)

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing Maths in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle

I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch

I can throw a punch

I enjoy sports

I have learned a new song in the past week

I’ve gone running at least once a week in summer

I work out at least once a week

I have drawn something in the last month

I enjoy writing (but am Bad)

I have done martial arts

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored a winning goal in sports

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been to an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in a hospital/er in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

I have at least one person I consider a best friend 

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling 

I live in the US 

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with friends in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with somebody (I share the whole house with the bf lmao)

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least three relationships

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush for over a year

I have been in a relationship for more than a year

I have had feelings for a friend 

I have break danced 

I know a person called Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I am listening to a song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I have known someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone (fractured my ring finger playing air hockey on grad night rip in pieces)

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what to do with my life (HA, you’re funny) <-- leaving this here because Big Mood |D

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the last year

[disquietedpalefish]

ERMAHGERD, TERGED!

Tagged by @paperhats-and-evil-schemes Holy cow, thank you!  X-}

Rule one: tag nine people you want to get to know better. I… am not sure who to tag.  Most of who I follow is a bigger Tumblr user and/or I don't want to bother them and/or they already post about themselves and/or have a big YouTube channel….  HOW DO I REACH NINE WITHOUT GETTING TAG-ANXIETY? WELP, HERE GOES (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER): @a-s-h-f-l-a-m-e  @courtneyj-undertaletrash  @fionasbelli  @halorvic  @imnotyourfatheryo  @pythox  @silentfeels  @vadeva  @zombooyah2thesequel Just barely managed this.  And noNE OF YOUSE HAS GOTTA DO THIS, TOO, IF YOU DON'T WAnna, of course.  If you even get this, seein' as how most of you probably get a flip-ton of notifications already. Rule two: bold the true statements: I am 5'7 or taller  (A few inches short of making this one.  *badum-tsss*  .....…No?  No.) I wear glasses  (I wanted to when I was little because I like how they look; now I hope I never need to because I know they're costly.) I have at least one tattoo  (I'd like to get just one very specific one someday.) I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair My abs are somewhat defined  (I actually like that they aren't.) I have or had braces I love meeting new people  (Usually, but also scared to because I'm terrible at holding a conversation.  >.<) People tell me I’m funny Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me (I can't usually do much, aside from listen to them, but yEAH!) I enjoy physical challenges  (I mean, I'm not really sure, from lack of experience.) I enjoy mental challenges  (Certain ones.  Usually in games.  Trying to learn a language is fun, too.) I’m playfully rude to people I know well  (But not always because even being playful I can feel bad about it.  XD) I started to say something ironically, now I can’t stop saying it  (You know how that gets, right fam?) There is something I would change about my personality  (I'd be less of a pain in the tuchus at times.) I can play an instrument  (Like… a song.  That I can only usually play.  I don't practice enough.  X-|) I can sing well  (I have literally no idea.) I can do 30 push-ups without stopping I’m a fast runner  (I think.  I haven't exactly had anyone to race since I was tiny, so I'm not sure.) I can draw well  (I have not posted many of my better attempts yet, though.  XD) I have a good memory  (I can remember a lotta odd details from the dawn of time, but I forget what I was thinking of every five seconds, so… *shrug*.) I’m good at doing Maths in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute  (Heck no.) I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch I can throw a punch  (No clue.) I enjoy sports I have learned a new song in the past week I’ve gone running at least once a week in summer I work out at least once a week  (Unless you count my weekly heavy cleaning, then no, I don't do much.) I have drawn something in the last month I enjoy writing I have done martial arts I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol  (And now I can't stand the smell.  XD  What a time.  -_-) I have scored a winning goal in sports I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been to an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in a hospital/er in the past year  (I think it's been within that long, at least.) I have beaten a video game in one day  (MANY, AND MANY TIMES.  YEEEHOOO.) I have visited another country I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts I have at least one person I consider a best friend I live close to my school  (Technically, yeah, but I spent next to no time there.) My parents are still together (And everyone thought they wouldn't last.  X-}) I have at least one sibling I live in the US There is snow right now where I live  (I wish….  Snow's beautiful.) I have hung out with friends in the past month  (I can't, in a physical sense.) I have a smartphone  (Not even a dumbphone.  XD) I have at least 15 CDs  (And they're almost alllll soundtracks.) I share my room with somebody I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least three relationships I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush for over a year I have been in a relationship for more than a year I have had feelings for a friend I have break danced I know a person called Jamie I have had a teacher with a last name hard to pronounce  (I don't remember aaaannnny names from then.  Except one kid’s.  ...He wasn’t a teacher.) I have dyed my hair I am listening to a song on repeat right now (🎶Beneath the stains of time / The feelings disappear / You are someone else / I am still right here🎶 *LOUD GUITAR STRUMMING*)

I have punched someone in the past week I have known someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone  (I guess.)

I have eaten a waffle today  (I wish.  Especially those cinnamon ones~) I know what to do with my life (���Does waiting for stuff to happen count?) I speak at least 2 languages  (Again, I wish.) I have made a new friend in the last year

[kaylenosferatul]

THIS! I’VE BEEN TAGGED!

Tagged by @animenotaizai

Rule one: tag nine people you want to get to know better.

@redmoondragon @nightfurmoon @paperhats-and-evil-schemes @thesinnabun @avenoire @themcnobody @ka-al-le-caillou @eldritch-archivist @theinsanefruitloop-chan

(and most of the people I follow if possible xP)

Rule two: bold the true statements:

I am 5'7 or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

My abs are somewhat defined

I have or had braces

I love meeting new people

People tell me I’m funny (in the weird way? XD)

Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude to people I know well

I started to say something ironically, now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

I can play an instrument (flute counts?)

I can sing well

I can do 30 push-ups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing Maths in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle

I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch

I can throw a punch

I enjoy sports

I have learned a new song in the past week

I’ve gone running at least once a week in summer

I work out at least once a week

I have drawn something in the last month

I enjoy writing

I have done martial arts

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored a winning goal in sports

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been to an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in a hospital/er in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

I have at least one person I consider a best friend

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the US

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with friends in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with somebody (cats count? XD)

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least three relationships

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush for over a year

I have been in a relationship for more than a year

I have had feelings for a friend

I have break danced

I know a person called Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair (I’d like to try)

I am listening to a song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I have known someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the last year