#paper mate

[vintagepromotions]

'Christmas is the Paper Mating Season!'

Christmas advertisement for Paper Mate pens (1963).

[goshyesvintageads]

The Gillette Co, 1982

[totalement60]

Paper Mate, 1963.

[coolpeaches]

logan + mateo photographed by luis venegas

[blamemma]

Interviewer: Sorry to connect that race to your future, but RB and Sauber are the two teams undecided for next year. Is it frustrating when you're just trying to show what you can and all you want is a stable platform to show your talent? Daniel: Yeah look, it's hard. Honestly, what was most frustrating, now today is Yuki had the damage and he couldn't race.

unbothered. moisturised. contract signed 🎀✨💅🏼

[fashioninpaper]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

HP from the sketchbook!

[kc5rings]

Now that she’s playable I have a humble request for fic writers and artists regarding Viviana

She is a moose.

Moose are fucking massive.

Please picture with me the humor of Viviana seeming average sized until you get close and suddenly she’s towering

[activatebutterflyshield]

I was compelled last night and I’m quite honestly scared of whatever 11:59 PM me intended for those middle sections. At least I still know my colors when sleep deprived, and I’m sure someone else on here can fill the blank spots out better than I can on a full eight hours of shut-eye.

[sageofthestarz]

Some sad kinda fucked Ifrit thoughts because I woke up and they came

Cw; Substance Abuse, Sex as a coping mechanism, and just kinda general sads.

Nothing graphic said but still putting those ^

Ifrit

Big, Strong, oh so stupid Ifrit.

That's what was thought of him. A muscle head who fucked hard, partied hard, and got fucked up without a care.

An easy fuck and go without connections, without having to stick around after sorta thing

That isn't who he was though.

This was all learned behavior because it's what got him the attention he craved, any sense of being useful, cared about even if it was only because his body was useful

He loved and hated every single second of every single hookup, high, and any other thing that got him out of his head

If he wasn't happy he wasn't useful, if he didn't stay the persona they all knew he wouldn't be liked, if she showed just how broken inside he truly was he'd lose everything and everyone he had, no matter how superficial he needed the attention

It didn't matter if it was a vicious cycle of regrets, and horrible sleepless night, bad highs and.. thoughts he shouldn't have. Couldn't have

It was all he had now

His pack was broken.

His pack hated him after he left.

He never bothered to try and reconnect, why would he.

Aether, Mountain, and Dew stayed with the band, Zephyr never spoke to him, Mist was long gone to be with the lake.

He couldn't bother any of them with this.

With him.

He left the pack, he left the band, that was his choice. He left the only people who cared about him and for what? To go and be whatever he was now?

Yes.

Even when he knew he could possibly rekindle something he didn't. Shoved those feelings down and shoved more substance down his throat.

He didn't deserve it.

Didn't deserve to have that happiness.

That comfort.

Ifrit used to be the most caring, lovable golden retriever there was.

Always following someone's trail, loving on them, and doing every favor he could

His pack loved him

He loved his pack

Now a days he's nothing more then an old dog owned by a family long since grown.

One that's waiting for the first excuse to be put down despite all the love it has left to give.

He thinks it's what he deserves.

A life of misery, and pain without comfort.

He watches his old pack in longing, the only happiness coming from seeing how happy and healthy they are

He'd do anything for them even now

He's so happy to see them thrive and love each other

Even if it also breaks his heart.

[goshyesvintageads]

Paper Mate Co, 1955

[vyncentevelyn]

Steve: Ah shit!

Dustin: *looks up from what he was reading* What?

Steve: *hisses through his teeth* It’s nothing.

Dustin: No what is it? *studies Steve, his eyes narrowing on Steve’s right index finger*

Steve: *in a sharp whisper* Do not.

Dustin: *oblivious* What is the big deal it’s a paper-

Steve: *looks around with big eyes*

*crashing and thudding can be heard*

Steve: *physically braces himself*

Dustin: *finally realizes what is happening* I’m sorry.

Steve: *ignoreS the growing sounds, shrugs* I mean, he means well.

*something like glass breaks*

Dustin: *watches as a dark blur tackles Steve*

Kas!Eddie: *envelopes Steve in limbs and wings, tail twisting around wrist to display the tiny red line on Steve’s finger* Boo-boo?

Steve: *struggling to breathe in Eddie’s embrace* I’m ok, it’s just - just - Eddie let go some…

Kas!Eddie: *loosens his hold on Steve just slightly, wide red eyes still glued to the tiny red line* Who hurt?

Steve: No one. I did it on accident. It’s a paper cut.

Kas!Eddie: *hisses* Paper.

Dustin: This. *flaps a piece of paper around* This is paper, remember buddy? You use it to draw and write with it. It’s harmless. Just an accident.

Kas!Eddie: *snaps head around to look at paper* *sniffs the air* *growls*

Steve: *blushes immediately as he feels the growl vibrate out of Eddie and into his own chest* *stutters* Har-harmless.

Kas!Eddie: *turns back and looks at the red line* Boo-boo.

Steve: *smiles* Yes, but it’s ok. I’m not going to die from a paper cut.

Kas!Eddie: *blinks*

Steve: Really, I’m ok.

Kas!Eddie: *shoves face into the crook of Steve’s neck and inhales deeply*

Steve: *trying desperately not to get turned on when Dustin is right fucking there* See, all good.

Kas!Eddie: *mumbling against skin* Good. *he pulls his face back and looks down at the drying cut* *he frowns* Harmless?

Dustin: Yes!

Kas!Eddie: *licks the cut, wraps his inhumanly long tongue around the whole finger, sucks it into his mouth and pulls off with a sharp pop*

Steve: *...no one is home right now, if you’d like to leave a message…*

Kas!Eddie: *smirks, keeps his eyes on the finger now dripping with his saliva*

Dustin: I…I’m getting Robin.

Steve: *…please wait until after the beep…*

Kas!Eddie: *clearly proud of himself for so many reasons* Good.

Steve: *voice trembling and matching a similar motion in his thighs* G-good.

***

Robin: You did it again. Over a PAPER CUT.

Eddie: I did? *looks between Robin and Steve*

Steve: It wasn't that bad -

Robin: *interrupts and gives Steve a sharp look* Wasn't that bad? He waited all of three seconds before ripping your clothes off and mating you...

Steve: *winces* But technically he did wait.

Eddie: *lifts his head from his hands* Wait for what?

*Steve and Robin look at each other*

Eddie: Wait for what?

Steve: We weren’t alone when you came in…Dustin was there before he went to get Robin...

Eddie: *eyes grow wide* IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN.

Robin: *nods* In front of the damn children.

Steve: Technically -

Robin and Eddie: IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN, STEVE!

This was way longer than I pictured. Anywho, it's the same little Kas!Eddie from here. Maybe he'll pop up again...

[pauls1967moustache]

[azereus]

Epaulette Shark Hybrid! Gaz x Gn! Reader Headcanons

Warnings: Pre-established relationship, no pronouns expect for you, and ends kind of abruptly whoops-

@puff0o0 told me to do this ‼️

The relationship started a bit rocky in all honesty. Him being a mershark and thus confined to water made it difficult for him to visit you. And it wasn't like he could live in a pool in your backyard or your shower or bath

But other than that, it was pretty okay all things considered

You'd visit him when you can, have little 'dates' where he'd show you a cool cave he found or some other hidden area

But, if you live on or near a beach, it makes things easier distance wise. Expect to find Gaz on one of the shore rocks waiting for you in the early morning either way

Once you find him, he gives you a gift! Like a cool seashell or maybe a pearl. You most likely have a jar or a drawer filled with the things he brought you due to him bring you gifts every other day

He's anxious giving you things because he fears they might not be good enough please tell him you love the gifts

He's like a dog when it comes to the back of his ears getting scratched. He enjoys the small bit of affection. It normally ends up with him nipping/biting at your hand though ^^"

Actually scratch that. He likes trying to bite or nip at you regardless of what you were doing before hand

But He'll keep apologizing to you if he accidentally clamped down too hard and hurt you!! He doesn't mean to hurt you, he just forgets his own strength sometimes

Tries to make up for it by doubling the gifts until it heals. Which isn't very long all things considered. It's like a cat bite, just larger in size

He once crawled out of the sea just to tackle hug you once he spotted you walking towards him

Think like that one stereotype where the dog owner comes home and the dog runs up to them at the door and tackles them to the ground. That's basically what Gaz did

He has golden retriever boyfriend energy taken literally

I'll probably add more to this if people are interested but this is all I got 😔

[fashioninpaper]

[movedtodykedvonte]

I think it’s be funny to have a Spider-Man that is genuinely just a kid, not like a teenager or a kid who understands the gravity of his abilities but a kid who does heroics simply because that’s cool to a kid.

The gimmick is that the villains think it’s a gimmick and Spider-Man(?) fucks with them by acting like a kid to make ‘em feel bad or embarrass them only for them to realize he’s a literal child due to a forced team up where they like offer him a brewski afterwards and he’s legitimately like “Mr I am 9 years old, I just do this cause my aunt can’t take me to the park every afternoon.” And they grill him on adult things and he sits there just blanking cause he’s fucking 9.