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mashkaroom · 2 years ago

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My dad is convinced that I'm masterminding my transition in order to get cool and quirky points with ? big transgender? and honestly at this point it's like. do you not believe that i could find a less effortful way to manufacture quirkiness points than physically transitioning?

#pap i am a connoisseur of transgender swag. i have a short haircut i play accordion and im obsessed with Yentl #Big Transgender sees me and immediately they/thems me. i literally do not have to do more #I'm honestly transitioning to a less sexy gender than I'm at right now #but you don't have the pyramid of gender sexiness in your mind so you wouldn't know this #also what do i gain by coming out to you?? do you think i like being annoyed?#well actually it's materials for my upcoming best seller ''fathers and sons: insane emails from my father''#but also it's funny bc he'll be like 'masha please pleeeease can i try to gaslight you about your gender' and I'll be like 'no'#and he'll be like 😟☹️😥 'ok...'#world's biggest poor little meow meow is My Father

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