#paolo using his fuckin chun-li legs to stand rooted in the ground
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they're trying to jersey swap so they can both get what they wanted
people will learn two men are rivals and take the worst photos imaginable of them
#the first photo is like straight out of a shitty scifi horror film by nickelodeon set in highschool#the school bully pauses midway thru bullying a nerd to stop and stare up at the sudden ufo approaching from the sky#even the nerd and his friend trying to make the bully stop stops struggling to stare up at the flying saucer#gup looks so skrungle here 🥰🥰🥰🥰#his big doe eyes <3 his lashes <3 his parted mouth#this photo isnt about him and yet somehow it is#jabaris fuckin desert tarantula hands my god#the photo kinda reminds me of that one statue or like painting i think?? where theres one hero looking away standing#and some damsel at his feet clinging to his legs or something lmao#'NOOO PAOLO you CANT go to the MAGIC. THEY FILM SO MANY TIKTOKS. AND YOU ARE SO UNPHOTOGENIC#IM DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD SWAP JERSEYS WITH ME PLELAEPEPLEASPELEASE PLEASE#ITLL BE SO QUICK THE REFS WONT EVEN NOTICE- SOME OF THEM EVEN BETTED ON ME GOING TO THE MAGIC#pLEASE paolo PLEASE while gups DISTRACTED !!!!! MY MOM WONT EVEN BE MAD AT US !!!!'#i like how the last photo has more dramatic lighting like this scene called for it#the fbi agents trying to tug ET (paolo) into the government fan but ETs parents finally come home & land on earth#thwarting their area 51 efforts#sorry for saying things that never make sense i was a breachbaby#jabari voice: see paolo if you had just jersey swapped with me maybe you never wouldve gotten dusted by donovan#at the one on one 😤😒😌💅🏽 ..#the facts dont lie pp!!#how are they standing.... theyre supposed to be the same height 😭#is jabari just doing his classic bent backwards knee horse stance again..#paolo using his fuckin chun-li legs to stand rooted in the ground#i hate men#jaba#ppdoesit#look at ppdoes it man so inspirational
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