#pantalone centric

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Back on my baizhu shit again

Pantalone is Baizhus older brother. His brother was constantly hanging off him, barely left him a minute of peace; but he was born sickly and his family was poor.

So he left home early to pursue fortune enough to take care of his brother and family; and baizhu was left mostly bed bound and alone while his parents worked tirelessly to make enough mora for his medicine.

By the time the village is struck with disease, Pantalone has joined the fatui and Baizhu forgets he had a brother in the first place, unknowing of the money his brother sent home every quarter. From this point, the story progresses as normal. Baizhu joins the traveling doctor and Pantalone only knows his family is dead. He rises through the ranks, having nothing left to him but work and Baizhu enters the contract with Changsheng.

It's only after the Rite of Passing, when Childe and Signora head back to Snezhnaya with the gnosis when he hears of a doctor that looks almost exactly like him.

Does he disregard it, married to his work as he is now? Or does he start to silently worry again, remembering the sickly child who hung off his every word?

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Boss makes a dollar yadda yadda nine hour shift today SO here are the crumbs of a Fatui-centric Wild West AU I might hopefully one day actually do something with that isn’t daydreaming vividly

Pantalone: Initially made his fortune as an oil man, then opened the Northland Bank once his new social status had been secured. Carries two pistols on his person for any poor son of a bitch who tries to square up thinking he’s some sort of soft rich boy, or when debt collecting isn’t going as smoothly as he thought.

Dottore: His reputation as Il Dottore Corvo, a serial killer boogeyman who dissects and mutilates his victims beyond recognition, precedes him. He’s a travelling doctor though no one knows if he’s licensed, not that it matters because he knows his stuff anyways. He’s actually albino in this AU, so instead of his iconic mask, he wears tinted sunglasses to protect his eyes as well as a large hat.

Capitano: Town sheriff who’s never seen without his hat or the bandanna over his face. People talk about him the same way people used to talk about Chuck Norris in the 2000s-2010s (“he’s so tough he smokes gunpowder instead of tobacco!”) Rumour is he was the last man standing in his platoon, and his face was mutilated in the battle that killed his comrades. That’s why people sometimes call him Captain, it was his rank.

Childe: Farmboy with a violent streak who wants to be a rough and tough cowboy. Sort of living that dream while doing community service with the Sheriff as a punishment for shooting but not killing a certain oil man... Whether or not “that asshole’s had it coming a long time” is still debated. (He kind of did but no one wants to be the one to say it.)

That’s all for now. Will expand if not dead.

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It just ended

by rededesert03 Era extraño estar de pie aún. Un sonido le hizo girarse sobre sus talones, sus instintos aun alertas ante cualquier cosa fuera de lugar. Era Fushiguro. Estaba recostado sobre el tejado, los pantalones de Sukuna aún puestos en él, su torso desnudo mostrando cicatrices rosadas. Yuji se dio cuenta que se había empezado a mover cuando se dejó caer a un lado del cuerpo de su amigo, más de cerca podía ver los temblores en el cuerpo de Fushiguro. Notó que a su mano aún le faltaban dos dedos cuando la colocó sobre el pecho de Fushiguro, comprobando sus latidos. Está vivo, pensó. FushiIta Week- Codependencia :) Words: 2464, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Español Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Fushiguro Megumi, Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara Relationships: Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji, Fushiguro Megumi & Itadori Yuuji & Kugisaki Nobara Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Eventual Happy Ending, Codependency, Fushiguro Megumi Needs a Hug, Protective Itadori Yuuji, Itadori Yuuji-centric, fushiguro megumi vive por yuji, es un hecho, Dark Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara is a Good Friend, Mentioned Fushiguro Tsumiki, Cuddling & Snuggling, FushiIta Week 2024 from AO3 works tagged 'Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji' https://ift.tt/RmnhaOg

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the mind electric

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by Kapps_Locke

“We rescued you from Mondstadt. Captain Alberich had his claws all in your mind.” The man raised his hand, his Hydro Vision glowing brilliantly. Water droplets formed in the air, making a small projection of a man with long blue hair, an eyepatch, and a cape falling off one shoulder. He saw Diluc’s conflicted look and raised an eyebrow. “Don’t you remember?”

“Kaeya Alberich is the man who killed your father.”

What? Diluc frowned as his headache grew worse. He ignored the red. The red? The red eyes. His red eyes. Diluc stumbled out of his bed, waving off the man as he staggered his way to what he could only assume was a bathroom. It was, thankfully.

Diluc grasped the porcelain sink in his hands, eyes shut as he breathed heavily. He wasn’t going to be sick… yet. He was just in Mondstadt, right? Or at least… he was in his dream. It all felt so real. Diluc turned on the faucet, splashing water on his face. He shakily opened his eyes, looking up and making eye contact with himself in the mirror. Messy red hair. Pale skin. Bloodshot blue eyes. Not red. Blue.

Diluc sighed in relief. It really was just a bad dream.

(Brainwashed Fatui Harbinger Diluc)

Words: 2151, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: ���神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Diluc (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Fatui Harbinger Members (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Amber (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Il Dottore (Genshin Impact), Il Dottore's Segments (Genshin Impact), Capitano (Genshin Impact), Columbina (Genshin Impact), Pierro (Genshin Impact), Arlecchino (Genshin Impact), Pulcinella (Genshin Impact), Sandrone (Genshin Impact), Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Pantalone (Genshin Impact), Tsaritsa (Genshin Impact)

Relationships: Diluc & Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Jean (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Jean & Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Fatui Harbinger Members (Genshin Impact)

Additional Tags: Brainwashing, i thought of this two years ago and have been cooking it since, Fatui Harbingers (Genshin Impact), Fatui Harbingers as a Dysfunctional Family (Genshin Impact), Fatui Harbinger Diluc (Genshin Impact), but its against his will really, KAELUC SHIPPERS DNI, Ying | Lumine is So Done (Genshin Impact), so is Kaeya, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Diluc and Kaeya are Siblings (Genshin Impact), Hurt Diluc (Genshin Impact), Diluc Angst (Genshin Impact), Khaenri'ah (Genshin Impact), Diluc-centric (Genshin Impact)

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ALL GENSHIN IMPACT POSTS

🩸 — scenarios

🃏 — harbingers

guide to surviving the harbingers

fatui harbingers with someone else's child

the harbingers while drunk

harbingers with vampire s/o

harbingers with a tsundere s/o

harbingers receiving flowers from their s/o

fatui harbingers with a child god

🃏 — pierro

papa pierro fluff

s/o with sleeping troubles (pantalone, il capitano, pierro) 🩸

papa pierro doing more papa pierro things

papa pierro birthday headcanons

even more papa pierro doing even more papa pierro things

the little brotherfication of pierro

pierro with lowkey unhinged elf reader

pierro-centric domestic fluff

🃏 — il capitano

s/o with sleeping troubles (pantalone, il capitano, pierro) 🩸

capitano with a short s/o

reader with capitano’s pet nether beast 🩸

the little brotherfication of capitano

opening up for the first time (pantalone, dottore, capitano)

🃏 — il dottore

sick dottore 🩸

soft dottore and his cold assistant 🩸

s/o with asthma (pantalone, dottore)

the little brotherfication of dottore

dadtore with his adopted child

opening up for the first time (pantalone, dottore, capitano)

dadtore with his germ-ridden adopted child

dottore with porcelain doll reader

dottore giving child reader a checkup 🩸

dadtore and his increasingly more mischievous child

🃏 — columbina

clingy reader (columbina, sandrone, la signora)

yandere columbina blindfolding her s/o

🃏 — arlecchino

arlecchino relationship headcanons

arlecchino comforting her crying s/o 🩸

arlecchino and her sick s/o 🩸

arlecchino with a fiesty s/o

arlecchino chasing around a kunikuzushi'ed reader 🩸

a guide to surviving the house of the hearth

arlecchino being comforted by her s/o 🩸

the little sisterfication of arlecchino

arlecchino and harbinger reader 🩸

🃏 — scaramouche

the little brotherfication of scaramouche

🃏 — sandrone

clingy reader (columbina, sandrone, la signora)

the little sisterfication of sandrone

sandrone receives a crumb of love

🃏 — la signora

yandere pantalone and signora sharing a s/o

clingy reader (columbina, sandrone, la signora)

the little sisterfication of signora

🃏 — pantalone

pantalone's obsessions

yandere pantalone and signora sharing a s/o

you're not used to losing people (pantalone) 🩸

s/o with sleeping troubles (pantalone, il capitano, pierro) 🩸

more pantalone angst 🩸

s/o with asthma (pantalone, dottore)

the little brotherfication of pantalone

opening up for the first time (pantalone, dottore, capitano)

loverboy's first kill earning pantalone's approval 🩸

🃏 — tartaglia

little brother childe

✎ ─ works in progress

dadtore but the 1930s psychological experiment kind

columbina with favonius nun reader

the little siblingfication of columbina

pantalone/loverboy

please do not edit, plagiarise or repost my work to any other sites without permission.

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indefinite hiatus --  active on discord

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                                           INDIE    PANTALONE   FROM   GENSHIN                                            SELECTIVE  /    PRIVATE   /   MULTISHIP                                                     WRITTEN BY AUTUMN  /   25+

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posts of note:

permanent interaction call permanent ship dynamics call

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Walk on the wild side ʚɞ Traducción

by louelsolecito

Decir que Mitch está confundido en cuanto a lo que está sucediendo exactamente sería una subestimación colosal, especialmente cuando el vaquero se inclina y besa a Louis en la boca y éste no se aparta.

"Puedes seguir caminando, amigo", le dice el hombre a Mitch, sacándolo de su estado de desconcierto.

Mirando boquiabierto al hombre, Louis le da una palmada en el pecho desnudo. "¿Dónde está esa hospitalidad sureña de la que todo el mundo habla? Ese es Mitch, mi amigo, nos conocimos hace unas horas. Es agradable, no hace falta ser grosero, H".

"Mi error, hombre. Pensé que sólo estabas mirando", se ríe H, poniéndose de pie para quitarse el polvo de los pantalones y arrebatarle sombrero a Louis antes de caminar hacia Mitch. "Soy Harry, el novio de Louis. Encantado de conocerte".

Qué.

Un AU inspirado en Woodstock del '69 donde Mitch conoce a Louis... y a Harry.

Words: 11884, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Español

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Louis Tomlinson, Mitch Rowland, Harry Styles

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Mitch Rowland/Harry Styles, Mitch Rowland/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1960s, Recreational Drug Use, Woodstock, Period Typical Attitudes, Open Relationships, Cowboy Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson is a Tease, and a little bit of a slut, mitch is mitch, Threesome - M/M/M, Unsafe Sex, Top Harry, Bottom Louis, Top Mitch, Semi-Public Sex, Double Penetration, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talk, Needy Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles is a Tease, Possessive Behavior, Dom Harry, Harry Styles Calls Louis Tomlinson Pet Names, Verbal Humiliation, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Smut, POV Alternating, Spitroasting, Louis Tomlinson-centric, Traducción, Español

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/3A0HJWx

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Modern Dottolone Headcanons

Behold, a long ass list of headcanons. In case you’re wondering why like most of these are horror movie centric, I kinda fell down a weird rabbit hole of people reacting to extreme horror novels. There are. There are some books out there. No actual content warnings though except like mentions of gory gross movies like Human Centipede, and a couple swears here and there.

The two have a shared interest in horror, however their tastes are on completely opposite ends of the spectrum. Pantalone is more interested in psychological horror/thrillers, stories that centre around the human mind and inner toil, making you question what is real and what is right. Dottore likes body horror and gore, basically anything that will fuck up the human body.

The two usually compromise on slasher films but they take turns watching each other’s preferred films. 

Oh and Rocky Horror Picture Show. You’ll catch them at their respective jobs humming along to Time Warp or Sweet Transvestite.

Pantalone had a little home theatre room built for movie nights but is fine watching them in say the living room or the bedroom. Dottore will only watch his gory movies on the big screen to gross Pantalone out.

Dottore has been trying to get Pantalone to watch more of the Saw movies, but Pantalone won’t watch anything other than the first movie because it’s all just violence for the sake of violence with no deeper meaning. He likes the discussion around the first film of how far would you be willing to go in order to save your own life, or even the lives of others? Dottore just wants to see a guy cut his leg off on the big screen. Half of the entertainment comes from Pantalone cringing.

Human Centipede was banned from movie night the moment it was suggested. Pantalone doesn’t know or care if Dottore was joking, he’s not entertaining the thought of watching people get sewn ass to mouth in any capacity.

Pantalone has been trying to find a psychological horror film that will get under Dottore’s skin ever since they started doing movie nights, because Dottore just has an entire fuckin archive of gory horror movies that get grosser and bloodier each time. He’s yet to find anything, but Dottore encourages him.

The two usually have another more lighthearted movie planned for after the horror marathon to lighten the mood. Dottore doesn’t need it, you give that man a soft surface and he’s good. Pantalone needs something nice before bed, though he’d never admit it except for after Dottore’s movie nights. It’s not like anyone is gonna disagree that you won’t need eye bleach after all of that.

Dottore sleeps like he has rigor mortis. He’ll get into bed and whatever position he happens to be in is how he’s going to sleep for the rest of the night. Most of the time it’s very inconvenient for touch starved Pantalone unless he wants to be big spoon. Even then he has to kinda maneuver both their bodies into a more comfortable position.

You can also tell who sleeps on which side of the bed. Pantalone has more pillows on his side, as well as extra blankets because he constantly hogs their shared blanket.

Surprisingly, Dottore is the nicest of the two when it comes to waking the other person up. Gentle shaking and cooing. Not to say Pantalone isn’t nice, but he’s firmer and more insistent when it comes to getting up on time.

On days off, though, whoever wakes up first will usually tuck the other person in. Pantalone moves Dottore’s body so he’s more easily covered, and Dottore will swap himself out of Pantalone’s grasp with one of his pillows.

Dottore gets the small black coffee where Pantalone has the very specific and complicated Starbucks order. Dottore has his order memorized so he can surprise Pantalone at the bank.

Dottore’s love language to me is acts of service but he’s kinda tsundere about it. He usually hides it behind the excuse of not wanting to hear Pantalone complain about a chore, or he was doing this one thing and figured he may as well do the other thing since he has time to kill. Will not admit it’s because he loves his husband, and Pantalone finds him floundering for an excuse to be really funny.

Pantalone is gift giving obviously, he loves getting Dottore strange and expensive things, most notably he buys Dottore licorice. He has no idea why Dottore enjoys it, but hey, who is Pantalone to deny him? 

Actually, food is a sort of love language on its own for Pantalone. He likes sharing meals with Dottore, making old recipes with him, slipping him a little snack when no one sees them

He also really likes physical touch and quality time. Put him in a room with Dottore and he will be very happy.

Pantalone has like thirty different products he uses on just his face alone in order to maintain a perfect complexion. Dottore washes his face with regular ass tap water and he’s good. It frustrates Pantalone to no end.

Pantalone is iffy about who touches his hair, you gotta build up his trust before you can do that, but he’ll let Dottore brush/play with it whenever he wants to (within reason and with permission). Pantalone likes the intimacy, Dottore likes having something to do with his hands.

They are the absolute worst to play board/card games with in like every way. They find loopholes and abuse them, they psyche you out, we don’t talk about monopoly night, or they’re just wayyyyyy too good at the game in general. If you get roped into playing chess or monopoly with them, you should just give up. 

Cards Against Humanity is a wild ride because they both have really fucked up senses of humour. You will come out of it a worse person in one way or another. 

[localplaguenurse]

Chex's Masterlist

A list of the fics or headcanons I’ve written! I may have missed a couple of headcanons here and there because they were just one off questions from the ask box. Mostly wanted to keep track of the long lists. 

Some of my fics have suggestive or mature content. Read the tags, proceed with caution, and if you can’t read this stuff for one reason or another, best to move on. Also, in case you're wondering why a lot of my oneshots have to do with Pantalone; I love him and he is my muse.

Have fun!

Ongoing Fics

You've Got My Eyes: Zhongli/Reader slowburnish fic where Reader is a single mom in Inazuma after a one night stand with the man of the hour; ongoing

the capillaries in my eyes are bursting: Dottore/Reader angst fic, aka the "dottore divorce fic" where Reader is sick of feeling neglected and unappreciated by her husband; ongoing

you are someone i have loved, but never known: Pantalone centric fic where Arlecchino finds a baby left on the steps of the House of Hearth; on hiatus/discontinued

Falling Head over Heels: Pantalone/Male Reader where Reader is an author with retinitis pigmentosa (hereditary degenerative eye disease), masterlist with all current chapters here

Complete Fics

it’s all that i can give to you, my dear: Pantalone/Reader smutfic, a sequel to take all you can, give nothing back; completed

As Gold as the Ginkgo Trees: Morax/Reader arranged marriage slowburn set during the Archon War; completed (see also: the ginkgo trees masterlist with all my other headcanons/fics/aus)

Oneshots

Little Helper: Pantalone family fluff oneshot, technically Pantalone/Reader but it’s not really the focal point

Catch of the Day: Zhongli/Reader Mermay oneshot

that is enough: Fear and Hunger angst oneshot where Cahara returns home after... everything goes wrong. Please read the tags before reading.

Hold on Tight: Pantalone/Reader smut oneshot where someone goes a little overboard during sexy times.

Pretty in Pink: Hwei/Reader smut oneshot, and the only league fic I'll write

zero days until the party: My take on the bite of '83, child death warning

Have Your Cake and Eat It Too: Pantalone/Reader smut oneshot I wrote for my birthday where Pantalone gets bored at his own party

Playing strip poker with Pantalone: Self explanatory. Not really smutty, mainly silly, but still suggestive so you know the drill

The Price for Greed: Dragon Pantalone smut oneshot that has been sitting in my google docs for too damn long

an act of kindness: Pantalone oneshot where he's too tired for sex, so you give him a bubble bath. Starts spicy but doesn't go full smut, mainly domestic fluff.

Or You Lose: Modern era oneshot where Pantalone is a nightclub owner, and you're tasked with assassinating him.

i lie in your arms tonight: Pantalone oneshot where you're training a new recruit and things go horrifically wrong. Character death and angst heavy.

Stress Relief: Trans Pantalone/Male Reader smut, horrifically self indulgent

Keep Your Ego in Check: Male Harbinger Reader/Pre-Fatui Pantalone smut that is porn with wayyyyyy too much plot

"It fits you.": Short Pantalone/Reader request where he's jealous

Last Minute: Pantalone/Virgin Reader smut

An Unexpected "Guest": My submission for the 2024 Fatui Con "x reader" fic category

A Debt Repaid: You rescue young orphan Pantalone

Pantalone's daughter finds scissors

Expendable Resources: Pantalone angst fic where reader gets kidnapped and no one looks for them

Original Writing

a stone in the wall: Original horror story about walking through a serial killer's house, please mind the tags

Headcanons/Ramblings

Pantalone health headcanons

Assorted Pantalone headcanons

Pantalone domestic fluff

Assorted/sorta modern Dottore headcanons

Pantalone being husband material

Pantalone appearance/self care

Modern Dottolone

Arlecchino/Pantalone/Reader NSFW

Casper First Time NSFW Headcanons (A Date With Death)

Pantalone being a Girl Dad

Kinktober 2024

Week one: Spider Arlecchino/Fem Reader (ao3) (tumblr)

Week two: Pyramid Head Capitano/GN Reader (ao3) (tumblr)

Week three: Mothman Dottore/Fem Reader (ao3) (tumblr)

Finale: Vampire Pantalone/GN Reader (ao3) (tumblr)

[localplaguenurse]

Anyways have a Pantalone centric OC

His name is Ethel

[localplaguenurse]

CHEX CRUMBLEMUFFIN I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE FLAVOUR OF PANTALONE NOW

What if pants was actually some sort of abyss creature that disguised himself as human? I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IM GOIJG WITH THIS BUT I SAW PANTS WITH SIX EYES AND MY BRAIN EXPLODED

BETA LITERALLY SENT THIS TO ME YESTERDAY AND YALL THE EXTRA EYES SET OFF MY MONSTERFUCKERY

I am having a very pants centric morning, pants for breakfast fr.

Also I might have had a dragon pants smut wip sitting in my google docs. It got longer than I thought and then I was like “this isn’t as hot as I want it to be” so it’s been abandoned. Maybe I’ll post the tail scene, but unlikely...

[localplaguenurse]

Divorce fic has taken my brain

So widow and pantalone are endgame because well I don’t have to list down why pantalone is husband material it’s on your pinned post I think and also because pants would treat widow to fancy dinners on the weekends sure he’s busy and sometimes he’s not always home but he always makes it to the weekend dinner. And he makes up for being late with flowers, no not just any regular old flowers, I’m talking about metal flowers because I have this idea where pantalone would give his beloved flowers carved/shaped from durable materials because their love is like the flower. Beautiful, durable and can withstand anything

I have my head in my hands because listen, that is such a good concept. It's a great one even. I actually love that and widow deserves it.

But I have to tell you something.

I did not plan to have widow and pants be endgame.

Legitimately I didn't. I have a whole other twist planned for the ending. Pantalone was going to make an appearance but he was supposed to show up in the middle of Dottore being pathetic post wife leaving like "for fuck's sake get it together and talk to her." Literally the only reason he's shown up so far is because I had to scrap chapter two and couldn't think of anything else to fix it, and also for some reason he cures my writer's block. Pantalone wasn't supposed to be a love interest, he was supposed to be a bandaid-

And like it's fun to joke about how pants is a better husband and I'm "never beating pants/widow endgame allegations" but now I'm at a point where like... That idea is a really fun idea, but I don't want to cave easily because this fic is supposed to be more bleak? But at the same time people may not like the twist I have planned and they especially won't like it if I go that route when they want pants. I can't do both at the same time because it'll make everything messy.

... Didn't expect to ramble that much, but yeah. Good shit. Need me a man like that.

Honestly I think what's lowkey happening is that I'm literally itching so bad to write more pants fic but beta is gonna be mad at me if I tack on more writing for myself. I'm already working on a third Pantalone centric project and I'm on thin ice. She hasn't killed me for it yet because I promised I wouldn't start posting it until the main fics are done, and because I'm using it as stress relief writing because this is a legitimate passion/special interest of mine.