#panini maker

[maxstewart]

Panini - Rotisserie Chicken Panini with Roasted Sweet Red Pepper, Spinach, and Guacamole Rotisserie chicken leftovers, roasted sweet red pepper, spinach, and guacamole can be used to make a tasty panini.

[effyeahtombraidergirls]

Grilled Panini Sandwich Without a Panini Maker An easy and quick panini sandwich recipe made using just a grill pan; feel free to use any meats, cheeses, and vegetables you have on hand.

[hotmeltadhesive]

Recipe for Grilled Panini Sandwich Without a Panini Maker

An easy and quick panini sandwich recipe made using just a grill pan; feel free to use any meats, cheeses, and vegetables you have on hand.

[dailyblakes]

Rotisserie Chicken Panini with Roasted Sweet Red Pepper, Spinach, and Guacamole Rotisserie chicken leftovers, roasted sweet red pepper, spinach, and guacamole can be used to make a tasty panini.

[dynamobooks]

Jonathan Hickman & Bryan Hitch: Ultimate Invasion (2024)

[allhailthefrog]

god exists in the crushing weight of my panini maker

[sharkfinx]

NOTE 🙄

send me  ‘ NOTE ‘  and i’ll tell you what my muse would write on a note left for yours. 

There's a note right over an cupnoddles in the Hokage's table.

[wickedhawtwexler]

every time i see "adhd is only a disorder under capitalism" discourse i lose a year off my life

[fingertipsmp3]

I fucking got the job lads!!!

[cimeriansparrow]

Playing the does everyone hate me/ think I'm annoying or am I just 4 days away from my period game

[gayhoediaz]

[theendofmybody]

ok a post recommending appliances to buy when you move out saying that you should buy a panini press but shouldnt buy a coffee maker (and get a french press or keurig instead)....... absolutely baffling

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ways to make your sad 2am sandwich slightly more interesting:

Use buns or some fancy bread you’ve got lying around to trick yourself into thinking it’s classy

Put some salt and coarsely ground pepper on there. Really helps the sad bologna along

Put a teeny bit of olive oil over the top. Mixes well with the salt and pepper. Maybe some vinegar too if you’re into that

Keep a bag of mixed leafy greens in the fridge to use on sandwiches so it looks like it was made at a hipster restaraunt

Stick your sad cheese and something sandwich into a panini maker or toast it in a pan with some butter. Now it’s not a sad 2am sandwich. Now it’s a sad 2am melt and/or grilled cheese.

Put some random veggies you’ve gotta use up in there. Does broccoli go in a sandwich? Well you’re about to find out aren’t you?

Put some jelly and/or cream cheese on it. If you think this sounds gross I’m just gonna assume you’ve never tried it

Use two sauces. Or mix two sauces together to feel like you’re doing something. If you mix mayo and  Sriracha together now it’s not just mayo and Sriracha now it’s a sauce and you’ve done something with your life

Make it in a flour tortilla instead. Now it’s a wrap and you’re on trend

Deconstruct the sandwich and convince yourself it’s actually a charcuterie board 

[here-comes-the-moose]

Kitchen Appliances I Think The Bad Batch Would Like

Hunter- Panini Press (my dad goes CRAZY for our panini press so I now associate them with dads)

Wrecker- Pressure cooker (for legal reasons I cannot explain why)

Tech- Air fryer

Crosshair- Iced coffee machine

Echo- Kitchenaid standing mixer (specifically in shade Blue Velvet)

Omega- Cupcake maker

[beeseverywhen]

Imagine a bed but it works like a panini maker and there's a top mattress that gently squeezes you

[universalthaumaturge]

Nobilis Dash Simulator

❤️‍🔥 theworkofhellisholy Follow

i love you shipping discourse i love you having to make accounts for everything i love you small talk i love you esophageal cancer i love you deforestation i love you scabs you can't help but pick even though you're not supposed to i love you scabs as in strikebreakers i love you unbearably hot weather in winter i love you people who film strangers in public without their consent i love you prion disease i love you car-based infrastructure i love you gallstones i love you stock market i love you enshittification i lov

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🌳 sneacensnoveonthesnorldsnash Follow

just ate an elfsciene panini for the first time and cried i love u world

🌺 flore7 Follow

i'm dying of cake so i can't really eat it without being crushed to death by a giant cake mountain but aelfscienne's is so good i don't even care anymore LOL

🌳 sneacensnoveonthesnorldsnash Follow

i want you carnally

🪲 lord-entropy-official Follow

Why do I even bother anymore.

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🐶 surolam Follow

Remember to use miracles responsibly! There has been a surprising increase in dementia animus cases lately.

lakedrinker10000-deactivated60231212

and what if we don't?

👨‍⚖️ locourtbailiff Follow

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🕵️ illegalregal Follow

ok i know we're meant to "enact vengeance no more than sevenfold unto their crime" or whatever but what the fuck does that MEAN????

🕵️ illegalregal Follow

like, if an excrucian eats the leftovers i had on my fridge, do i eat their food? do i punch them (but softly enough that it's not over 7x as worse as having your leftovers stolen!)?? is there a conversion guide somewhere. how the hell do you MEASURE that?????

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🦑 yog-sazasthur Follow

Kids these days TOO FOCUS on their damned CELL-PHONES..... They should be Eating... Having Sex... And Wriggling !

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👽 prescottsdaddy Follow

do you think cneph and harumaph ever explored eachother's bodies

cneph Follow

we did

👽 prescottsdaddy Follow

dude's literally roleplaying as the great maker and the angels in the notes are calling ME blasphemous???

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☠️ chattering-monkeys-and-parrots Follow

kys. just in general

🧍‍♂️ the-light-is-perfection Follow

excuse you???

☠️ chattering-monkeys-and-parrots Follow

kys in particular

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👼 graceful-invader Follow

guys the voice of the creator is telling me we should kiss eachother with tounge. this is what heaven needs

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🔨 warry-in-main Follow

just did my first tempering and it turns out the dude was lactose intolerant

🐻 peregrine-twink Follow

aw man that sucks. is there anything we can do to help?

🔨 warry-in-main Follow

take my test boy

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🧸 dailydahlia Follow

Why do people still think i'm a mimic?!

#seriously guys! #longfurby is RIGHT THERE.

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💠 itfuckenwildy Follow

god i fucking hate it here

🎩 qistjannuja Follow

Hate? No no no my enemy, you don't "hate" creation. Not really.

Let me tell you about actual hate. Pure, undiluted, wyrdbound Hate.

I was ROYALTY. I ruled over my lands with a kind hand and an iron fist and we THRIVED. But then, the little prick you call a maker fucking drowned it all in… in THIS. This grimy, glitched, causational mess you dare to call home.

If that was it, I'd be pissed. I'd be furious, even. But that's not all.

It had the AUDACITY to poison me with its substance. I physically can't stay in the void because it leaks out and poisons it too. And when I come back, guess what? It kills me. Over and over and over and over. I've died five times this month. Died of HORSES. Imagine getting stampeded on just for daring to exist, **WHICH I DON'T BY THE WAY**.

And you know what? if that was it, I could take it. If that was it, I would just take the L and try to adapt. I would try to find beauty in the world, you know? stop and smell the flowers? But GUESS WHAT. Your "great maker" DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE WORLD RIGHT. It's all... eugh.

I can't stand the creation simps who try to defend it but HARUMAPH-MY-WITNESS I FUCKING DESPISE the ones who think they hate it more than me. YOU DON'T. Fuck you. I'll world-breaker's hand you. Bitch.

💠 itfuckenwildy Follow

nvm i love it here. where else would you get shit like this

🎭 gaathika-aupa-yochelm Follow

"i'll world-breaker's hand you. bitch." LMAOOO i bet this dumbass doesn't even have the drunkard's gift

🎩 qistjannuja Follow

It's none of your fucking business, ""Aupa"", and besides, it seems you don't understand what an ANALOGY is.

"World-Breaker's Handing" someone is simply meant to imply utterly and retroactively erasing them, something your deceiveroid intellect probably wouldn't comprehend anyways.

I am a Votary in my Dream-of-Self and a Dustcloak of my Sphere, I don't need some paltry Wyrd-trick to kill either of you.

🎭 gaathika-aupa-yochelm Follow

🌌 not-heritage-posts Follow

Not-Heritage Post

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🌸 botanyhellyeah Follow

my gf mde fun of me bc i cant open the jar of pickle but shes a supernal martialart master and im jsut a little motal i'm not even miraculous in natures

🧘‍♂️ zulander Follow

Rosie, sweetheart, do you remember the miraculous bracers you made? the ones with the oak leaves, that make you as strong as a noble when you say the command word? the ones you're wearing right now?

🌸 botanyhellyeah Follow

FUFK

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👥 weamlegion0015 Follow

normalize consuming peolpe and incorporating them into the unliving matrix of your pseudoself! ^u^

🪀 jojotun Follow

Are you an actual

👥 weamlegion0015 Follow.

no what makes u say that? :P

🪀 weamlegion0016 FOLLOW.

aah it was nohting! my bad XD

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🤫 iolithae Follow

this joke format is still funny and relevant

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👚 dionylsus Follow

look it's not a sex thing when i pretend to be a set of human clothes and my partner wears me to the movies, ok? we do it so we don't have to pay two tickets. putting me in the washing machine IS a sex thing though

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cneph Follow

can someone please get me out of this fiddle. the wi-fi is great but i can't stretch without getting splinters

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🌟 ananda Follow

I might have accidentally let a few urbana escape into the prosaic. Stay safe out there.

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👨 im-an-anchor-you-wankor Follow

WHY THE FUCK IS MY TRASH CAN BITING ME