#panda jay

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Does Jay have a preference on sandwich fillings (or flavors like sweet, salty, spicy ect).

Jay: I don’t actually eat sandwiches too much, i stick with the Galarian way of Curry, but it’s hard to lug around a huge pot. Mom and Dad are planning to send one over a Galarian Camping Set soon so it’d be easier!

[ahalliance]

shoutout to soarinng for kicking off the gay pandas with two gay ass moments right after the other (transcript below)

Kenny: It is love we need

Etoiles: Yeah we need love, too

Soarinng: Okay we follow you, we follow you

Shubble: Oh

Kenny: Helloooo

Soarinng: Hiii

Etoiles: Hellooo

Shubble: Is that our team—?

Etoiles: (laughs) No, it’s not—

Soarinng: (picks daisy)

Kenny: No, it’s not

Soarinng: Okay, Kenny, Kenny

Kenny: It’s me, it’s me

Soarinng: Take, take for you (gives Kenny the daisy)

Kenny: (gasps)

Soarinng: (kisses him on the cheek with a ‘Mwah’ sound)

Kenny: Thank you!

Etoiles: (laughs) Mwah

Mynthos: Ah, c’est de la merde. Je peux plus courir déjà [trans: Ah, this is shitty. I already can’t run anymore]

Etoiles: T’inquiètes, bro, c’est— le début c’est, c’est chiant— [trans: Don’t worry, bro, the beginning is annoying—]

Soarinng: No güey, una cruz, mira [trans: No way, a cross, look]

Etoiles: —et après, dès qu’on va trouver des mobs et tout ça va être beaucoup plus facile [trans: —but after, once we find some mobs and everything it’ll be much easier]

Soarinng: Qué sexi suena hablando de francés [de tipo] [trans: How sexy he sounds speaking French]

Etoiles: (laughs) Sexy francés?

Soarinng: No, no, no— (laughs) me entendió, me entendió [trans: He understood me, he understood me]

Etoiles: Sexy francés, okayyyy

Soarinng: (laughs) Sorry, sorry

Etoiles: Sexy francéeeees, man

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I am pointing right at you, tumblr user @tickly-trashcan. /pos

Everyone go read their fanfiction!! Please and thank you! I took some creative liberties from their fic What Goes Around...

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

[amarioe]

Watching we baby bears and,,, i can't stop thinking about the bears but as Ninjago characters

Ice bear as Zane, Panda as Jay and Grizz as Kai, and if Cole was also a bear i imagine he'd be black bear. Also, maybe Wu as the And also, Fraya(???)/the mermaid fish girl could be Nya. Just a thought,, hghjmijjvwjm

[acatnamedafteradog]

Red panda by Jay Naylor on Twitter

[rin-henricov]

what's your favorite films???

The list will be supplemented when possible.

[levtev]

Question…

So I recently watched Kung Fu Panda 4- fantastic movie btw- and SOMEHOW I came up with a whole Marble Hornets Kung Fu Panda AU that I blocked out extensive plot for…

And I know it sounds like total crack and ridiculousness…but if I wrote it out as a fanfic would you guys want to read it…? 👀

You can ask questions about it too if you want, I am weirdly eager to share this strange AU that my brain came up with lmao

But would you guys want to see it become a whole fanfic?

[happy-hermit]

HE MUNCH, HE CRUNCH

Red panda Scar fic for @stiffyck :)

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Grian hadn’t even known Scar was there, at first, too engrossed in his lunch and not thinking to look up. So, in a strange turn of events, it’s Scar who spooks him.

“What’s that?”

Grian screeches, nearly choking on the fruit in his mouth and frantically coughing to combat it. The feathers on the top of his wings fluff up in automatic defense as he snaps his head to where the voice had come from. Above him.

“Scar!” Grian scolds, voice higher than he’d have liked it to be. “Come on— You almost gave me a heart attack!”

The red panda hybrid is sitting on a low branch in the tree Grian’s walked under, and he’s laughing maniacally, head thrown back and tail swishing in glee next to him. It’s hard to stay mad.

“I— Aha, I’m so sorry, oh gosh,” Scar says through a laugh, voice squeaking and eyes crinkling as he looks back down at Grian, grinning. “Didn’t mean to, honest!”

“Yeah, I’m sure,” Grian responds, though he’s smiling now, too, leaning back against the tree trunk. “What were you saying? I was— I was busy jumping out of my skin when you asked, so—”

“Alright, alright,” Scar cuts off his complaining with an amused lilt to his voice, tail swinging down from above to smack Grian in the face. He sputters at the mouthful of fur, swatting it away with his wing. “I asked what you were eating.”

“What am I—” Grian looks down at the pouch in his hands and then back up at Scar. “It’s grapes.”

Scar hums inquisitively, claws emerging from fluffy paws to grip the branch as he pokes his head underneath it, ears twitching where they stick out of his hair. His eyes are wide and curious. “I don’t know what those are.”

“You don’t— What?” Grian says, baffled. “You… don’t know what grapes are.”

“Well, gosh, Grian, we can’t all be articu— agriclutcher experts. Some of us have lives, we have friends—”

“Alright, alright,” Grian interrupts, stopping it before it becomes unstoppable. “First of all, it’s agriculture, but I'll give you a pass for that one. Secondly…” Grian shakes the pouch of grapes in invitation. “You want to try some?”

“Yes.” Scar’s face lights up, and he swings down from his tree branch to land in front of him. He holds his paws together like a bowl and thrusts them towards Grian, excited noises building in his chest. “Give me the snacks.”

“Okay, keep your shirt on,” Grian says, giggling, and he puts a grape into Scar’s waiting hands. “Just picked them an hour ago, so they’re pretty fresh.”

Scar first sniffs gingerly at the piece of fruit, inspecting it closely, and then he pops the whole thing in his mouth. Grian grins as he starts chewing, then outright starts laughing when Scar’s eyes start to sparkle in pure joy, happy squeaking noises escaping his throat as he crunches on the grape. Helpless fondness curls up in Grian’s chest, warm and cozy and making itself at home. His grin gets a bit softer.

“You want more?” Grian asks, and is suddenly considering becoming a full time grape farmer.

“Yes,” Scar says, like he’s insane for even asking, already making grabby hands towards him. “Where have you been hiding these?”

“Apparently in a Scar-proof vault,” Grian says dryly, even as he pours more grapes into Scar’s hands. “You might want to take a look around you every now and then, buddy.”

Scar glares at him playfully, which is made even less intimidating than usual by the fact that he’s currently chewing on grapes, still making happy red panda noises. Grian just laughs, and hands Scar the pouch with the rest of the grapes in it. Scar is clearly enjoying them more than he was, anyway.

(If this new fact happens to make it into the covert hermitcraft red panda-centric groupchat, well. Scar didn’t have to know.)

[luvtonique]

Made a song about my punchy panda girl Ku Min Mei

Lerrics:

Yeah...! Gonna gitcha gonna hitcha Gonna swing ya gonna miss Ya gonna gimmie an in to win To hitcha right in the chin I got two fists, lightning speed Quick reflexes, never bleed Dodge right, left hook, hey look Every opportunity of yours I took

Yeeeeaaaah!!

[CHORUS] (x2) I'm greased lightning in a jar Runnin' faster than a car The sound barrier broken by my fists A thousand angles every one's been hit Flurry of punches, dodges, dashing Bones are breakin limbs are smashing Tumble, tussle, every muscle Bruised and beaten, you'll be eatin' A knuckle sandwich to the face Can't match my pace Want some more!? Well come and get some! I'll knock your ass on the floor! Yeah!

ROUND TWO!

Never stopping never slowing Never missing never showing Any weakness never giving You a chance to see Knock your vision out your head You'll wind up dead Hit you so much your body's red I didn't break a sweat I just borrowed yours A million hits a second you're on the floor Oooooh-ooooh-AAAHHHHH!!!

[CHORUS]

RAWR!

[browsethestacks]

Storm

Art by...

1) Alex Nino

2) Peach Momoko

3) J. Bone

4) Jen Bartel

5) Vincenzo Ricciardi

6) Chris Panda

7) Jahnoy Lindsay

8) Adam Kubert

9) Milo Manara

10) Jay Hero

[ahalliance]

okay sorry hi i said i’d go to bed and i am going to but after killing bbh kenny just told étoiles “no but seriously what you just did turned me on” ISNDKSKW???

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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DOODLE... WHAT HAPPENED.

Anyways, this is a shoutout to the small TK community interested in Ninjago! I'm giving an @luv4lance to you because your headcanons were the final straw for me to sit down and draw some ninjas, I love your writing!

Closeups & dialogue under the cut:

Zane says, "Precious laughter, my friend." In an alternate drawing, I would also incorporate the tease, "I'm certain you sure do love to laugh Jay!"

Kai says, "What's wrong Jay? Does it TICKLE??" He's such an asshole. (/pos /lh) He digs in, he has experience in tickle fights. (Though, it's less of a tickle fight here and more of a slaughter.)

Cole says, "PFFFT! Did I just hear a SNORT?" Asshole Number 2. (/pos /lh) He'll keep Jay from kicking too much, wouldn't want anyone to get hurt. What a nice friend!

[celineszoges]

WORKING HARD FOR THE ANIMALS USED AS SPORTS TEAMS NAMES AND BRANDS

[supericee]

Zero Tribe Lineup

Took time out one day and drew the members of the Zero Tribe. All of them in my canon are demigods that were sealed away as a terrible evil 500 years ago, each tied closely to a Chaos Emerald and its origin. From left to right: Mei Panda ("the Dark Empress") Valent the Blue Jay ("the Mighty Wind") Apollyon the Bull ("the Unstoppable") Talia the Monkey ("the Huntress") Kenji the Lynx ("the Resourceful") Ahote the Tenrec ("the Bashful") Len the Raccoon ("the Thief")

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[morgan--reads]

The Panda’s Thumb - Stephen Jay Gould

Summary: A series of essays on evolutionary biology, from the basics to more complex problems in the field.  

Quote: “Ideal design is a lousy argument for evolution, for it mimics the postulated action of an omnipotent creator. Odd arrangements and funny solutions are the proof of evolution—paths that a sensible God would never tread.” 

My rating: 4.0/5.0  Goodreads: 4.12/5.0

Review: Short, incredibly engaging essays make up this collection. Gould explains complex theories and academic debates in such a clear, light-handed way that reading about them becomes a lot of fun. The book is old, so some of its arguments may be out of date, but a lot of the core arguments are about the history of evolutionary theory and it corrected several basic misunderstandings I held about Darwin and Darwinism. My favorite essay, for example, was the one about Alfred Wallace and Darwin, which focused not on their rivalry like I expected, but on their close collaboration and where their theories differed.