#paltatine

[ria-coolgirl]

Awesome art 🤩 @deebrisbyfish

I originally was going to have far less dialogue in this strip, but realized that If I DIDN’T mention that the cat was unaware of my even doing this, SOMEONE would comment that I was electrocuting my cat. lol I am not electrocuting my cat. My cat is fine. lol

[kulvefaggoth]

If i had total control of the Star Wars brand but only for one act i would commission and greenlight a comic series about Who and How Palpatine Fucked™ and while i would not actually work on the plot it would need to follow these directions:

It HAS to happen after Revenge of the Sith. Not before. Not during. Only after.

No sexual violence or trickery of any kind. Palpatine WILL fuck and it will be 100% consensual from both (or more?) parties. No wiggle room allowed.

Also no cloning or Force bullshit. Palpatine isn't gonna get magically younger or hotter. No Force insemination. It's good ol' fucked up Sheev Palpatine but he Fucks™ now.

Darth Vader will be present. Not as participant. But he will be there. Against his will. To help build his character.

The Big Fuckening doesn't need to be graphic but it will take a whole issue for itself with both preliminaries and after fuck talks.

[deebrisbyfish]

I originally was going to have far less dialogue in this strip, but realized that If I DIDN'T mention that the cat was unaware of my even doing this, SOMEONE would comment that I was electrocuting my cat. lol I am not electrocuting my cat. My cat is fine. lol