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dolcinos · 2 days ago

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I just like the idea of Alfred running a food vlogging channel and tries to write off all of his feasting as a business expense or tax write off. It is his job after all. Also buying novelty clothes on vacation and manages to outgrow them before he has to return home

i love these types of settings for him so much 😩 in canon he is already a poster on HetaTube™️ and does cooking shows with matt sometimes so I absolutely love to picture him becoming a fatty because of his content.

i have a streamer AU with alfred that i am definitely gonna expand on and write more about one day (i think i’ve made one brief post on it before?), where the basic premise is him becoming popular on twitch but as his subs grow, so does his weight. and you know he’s always sitting around all day playing games, doing mukbangs while he talks to chat, making streams of huge food challenges (eating entire menus of fast food places and things like that), etc etc… he has the charisma for it though and i imagine his audience definitely likes him a little porky too (he is totally playing into all the jokes).

BUT I DIGRESS. my rant over. now let me get to your question. what i’m saying is, i really like that concept as its own AU as well! the idea of him being a youtuber who posts semi-frequently, so his visible weight gain is rather slow for people to notice. he is totally one of those food vloggers who goes to the best rated and worst rated restaurants, tons of novelty restaurants, and tries crazy food challenges at restaurants (a la “man vs food” type of stuff), etc.

alfred totally takes a vacation on a cruise one time, to review the restaurants and buffets on board, and is ten pounds heavier by the end… imagine his first video on the ship has him in a memorabilia shirt for the cruise brand, and he wears at it during the last video at the end of the cruise, his fatter belly peeking out of the bottom because it’s a size too small now… delicious.

AND SPEAKING OF NOVELTY RESTAURANTS. most people have probably heard of this one, but the heart attack grill in las vegas (which has huge fat/healthplay themes) has this on the outside:

(“over 350lbs eats free”) and yes, basically i’m saying he goes there for a vlog and jokingly gets on the scale, only to absolutely be well past 350lbs (dude is pushing 450 at that point) and he is embarrassed about capturing that on camera, lmao. but at least he eats free!

totally would get the octuple bypass burger, by the way.

#📧://emails #📁://original #paleopotato19 #/weight gain #/stuffing #/degradation #him always purchasing the most food and writing off literally everything as a tax write off #lmfao #i also think he’d genuinely like the food at the so called lowest rated or 1 star restaurants #because he genuinely just likes all food lmao #he’s tasteless after all!!!! no matter how burnt or gross it can be he’s willing to chow down

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