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[mrssakurahatake]

Stuck in the Middle with Pakkun

Chapter 7/7: I DO Know Why I Came Here Tonight Rating: M Pairing: KakaSaku Total word count: 8541

 "Not if you were the last person on earth." Sakura slammed the door behind her. She had some things to say, and the neighbors didn’t need to hear it. Not bothering to kick her shoes off, she stomped over to where he was laid back in her favorite chair, clearly making himself at home. It only pissed her off more. “What the fuck was that?!” Sasuke wasn’t cowed, in fact his only reaction was a slightly raised eyebrow. “Language.”  “You shot me.”  He had the gall to smirk at her. “That part was just for fun.” 

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[kakasaku-week-2023]

Thank you everyone for participating in this year’s KakaSaku Week and making it such a success! Don’t forget to reblog all the art, and of course co scream at the authors in their comments on AO3. Hopefully we’ll see everyone next year!

For future events and more KakaSaku goodness, be sure to give us a follow at @scarecrowsandcherryblossoms!

Here’s the 2023 Master List, under the read more!

Day 1: Historic AU

Trapped in a Small Space—Innocent—"Never cruel or cowardly."

Art 🎨

a barmaid and a pirate by @mayskalih Innocence, the language of flowers by @aerie-skysinger historic au by @this-is-my-canon WWII trapped historic au by @xenea-aesthetic

Fics 📝

Shield by @tsume-inuzuka Undone by xylazine Salvation and Slaughter by @petriikore My Fate is in Your Hands by fusionblitz28 Hey Princess, Let’s Go by kaoruhana08 Ruination Be Damned by @sakuradeservedbetter91

Never cruel or cowardly by Crystalina The Lady and The Coward by @alittlewooy Midnight Stranger by FeralSaturday My Cruel Lady, My Cowardly Samurai by Fountain_pen Sharp Tongues and Foolish Daydreams by @twofortea Stuck in the Middle with Pakkun by @mrssakurahatake (every chapter is a different prompt of the week, still in progress!)

Day 2: Someone Else’s Show

Domesticity—Wingman/Wingwoman—"Should I stay or should I go?"

Art 🎨

an earthbender and a waterbender by @mayskalih someone else's show-bleach by @aerie-skysinger pretty woman by @this-is-my-canon

Fics 📝

My Cruel Lady, My Cowardly Samurai by Fountain_pen The Battle in the Underground by @goldfishlover73 What Trembles Underfoot by @twofortea The Intricacies of Pokémon Breeding by Fusionblitz28 Healed with a Kiss by heartensoul Stay by @alittlewooy

Day 3: Modern AU

3 A.M.—Missed Connections—"You have my sword."

Art 🎨

assassins modern au by @mayskalih 3 A.M. missed connections by @aerie-skysinger

Fics 📝

When I Saw You Standing There by @tipsyraconteur Kill for Me by @this-is-my-canon An Ocean Away, A Moment Away by Fusionblitz28 Like To Get To Know You by @twofortea Morning Fix by xylazine Pretext/Postscript by @ax31s2 Missed Connections by @alittlewooy A Four Week Class in Flirting, Seduction, and Bagel Making by @goldfishlover73 the booty call that wasn’t by @sakuradeservedbetter91

Day 4: Fantasy AU

Hot Springs—Seduction—"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

Art 🎨

seduction fantasy au by @aerie-skysinger

Fics 📝

My Cruel Lady, My Cowardly Samurai by Fountain_pen Say What You Wish by @twofortea What The Sea Wants, The Sea Shall Have by @rosebrided Lady of Dreams by @alittlewooy

Day 5: Swap AU

Booty call vs. Butt dial—Beach—"Oops."

Art 🎨

oops by @aerie-skysinger swapped, beach by @this-is-my-canon office hours by @twofortea gender swap by @princessxgarbage

Fics 📝

One Long Mission by @goldfishlover73 Office Hours by @twofortea In Between My Legs by Fusionblitz28

Day 6: Mythology AU

Soulmate—Morning After—"Not if you were the last person on Earth."

Art 🎨

soulmate by @aerie-skysinger

Fics 📝

through violence by @this-is-my-canon On Wings like Wakinyan by by Fusionblitz28 Death and the Maiden by @twofortea

Day 7: Canon Divergence

Pakkun Makes a Startling Discovery—Arranged Marriage—"Why are you in my house?"

Art 🎨

Pakkun Makes a Startling Discovery by @aerie-skysinger married by @this-is-my-canon

Fics 📝

Dwindling Dreams and Infinite Nightmares by Fusionblitz28 What You Don’t Know (Sure Can Hurt You) by @twofortea a scent of floral by @goldfishlover73 From the Imperfect Start to the Finish Line by heartensoul

[aerie-skysinger]

Kakasaku Week 2023

Day 7: Canon Divergence

Category: Pakkun Makes A Startling Discovery

Background: Location- Kakashi’s room/bed…..there is the discovery of an..Oooopsie 👶

Expressions may be a little more impactful upon zooming in a bit on the fanart on the trio’s faces 🔍

@kakasaku-week-2023

[twofortea]

KKSK Week 2023 Submissions

Realizing I didn't do much self-promo on here for my kksk week fics, so they get one big post instead :) Day 1: Sharp Tongues Rating: M

Historic AU | Trapped in a small space | Innocent | “Never cruel or cowardly”

Sakura is 18 and set to be wed. It’s out of her hands, as most things are, but as the only child of her family, and a daughter no less, she’s expected to marry someone of prestigious status in order to secure her family’s future (and fortune). She’s been told for years of what life will be like when she’s finally married. The security, the contentment… What she didn’t anticipate from the process was the complete and utter boredom.

Day 2: What Trembles Underfoot Rating: T

Someone else’s show | Wingman

The Avatar has disappeared, and the Fire Nation is quickly expanding their influence across the lands. Kakashi is one of the generals leading the charge against the Earth Kingdom villages, and the days drag along in weary sequence, until a strange woman with green eyes captures his attention.

Day 3: Like To Get To Know You Rating: T

Modern AU | 3AM | Missed connections | “You have my sword”

You have my sword Considering it was the middle of the night and she had a completely ridiculous classload tomorrow, Sakura knew she should just shut her phone off and go back to bed. Yet for some reason, her fingers were already typing out a response. Who is this? The response was an immediate ping back. You’ve stolen more than one?

Day 4: Say What You Wish Rating: T Fantasy AU | Seduction

How does one get unlimited wishes from a genie? Seduce them of course.

Day 5: Office Hours Rating: E (Fem!Kakashi) Swapped | Booty call vs butt dial | “Oops”

She’s in the middle of teaching when her phone starts buzzing. Generally, Sakura has a self-imposed rule not to look at her phone during class since she expects the same focus from her students, but for some reason, today’s buzz has her fingers itching towards her pocket. She glances up to see if anyone is paying attention to her, but the class seems to either be occupied with the video on the projector screen, or asleep on their desk. This feels like as good a time as any to break her rule. Slinking down slightly in her chair, she pulls out her phone and flips it over. Call from: KH

Day 6: Death and the Maiden Rating: Unrated but not explicit Mythology AU | Morning after | “Not if you were the last person on earth”

“Who’s there?” The pause that follows is stifling, unsettling as it seeps into her bones. The room seems empty except for her… did she only imagine the voice? A hallucination borne from one too many sniffs of the red poppies blooming in the field? Then he steps forward.

Day 7: What You Don't Know (Sure Can Hurt You) Rating: T

Canon Divergence | Pakkun makes a startling discovery | Arranged Marriage | “Why are you in my house?”

“I found it,” the pug interrupted, pausing for a moment before he finished his statement, “in the study.” Kakashi’s next words were more of a snarl than anything, “What the hell were you doing there?” “Isn’t that besides the point?” the pug deflected. “Legally, you’ve been married since the girl turned 16.”

[bopeepwritingsheep]

Lone Wolf - Yasu 3

Kakashi had commandeered his bed again--The small boon this time being that he hadn’t bled all over Yasu’s sheets but honestly dealing with head trauma almost made him wish it had been a simple stab wound. It was amazing at times, the wounds that had never truly occurred to him as being terribly serious back in Konoha could be utterly devastating without hospital grade technology. If Kakashi had gotten to him any later...well, Yasu did his best not to think too hard on what-ifs about Kakashi, he had enough on his plate as is in that regard.

He sighed as he leaned against said bed because he couldn’t just leave Kakashi, the young man needed at least three more hours of observation before he was completely out of the woods. He’d been camped out on the floor for the past hour, once he was sure Kakashi was as good as he’d ever be Yasu could finally get some rest. Whether he’d simply yank a quilt from his closet or actually get up and make his way to the guest bedroom to sleep depended entirely on how exhausting dealing with a semi-conscious missing-nin ended up being--Yasu wasn’t making any bets on the guest bed.

“Boss, hey Boss, eyes open.”

The yip and shuffle of sheets reminded Yasu of his other guests. Barely able to wedge the lot up with Kakashi lay his dogs in a protective cocoon. Bull sat forlornly on the ground, too big to fit with the rest of his pack but rested his head on the bed next to Kakashi’s hand. Pakkun had taken charge, as always, and was placing a gentle but firm paw on Kakashi’s cheek to rouse him from his momentary lapse into dreamland.

Yasu took that as his cue to push himself up and fumble around in his pockets for his penlight before leaning over the pile of dogs so he could get a better look at the man beneath them. “Okay, check-up time, I’ll take it from here, Pakkun. Thank you.” The little pug grumbled but carefully fit himself into the crook of Kakashi’s neck who grumbled unintelligible something himself.

“Alright, Hatake, I’m going to need you to open your eye--No, right eye first, that sharingan reacts no matter what ridiculous condition the rest of your head is in.” That had been a startling discovery a few weeks back, wonder of the sharingan and whatnot, he supposed. As he examined Kakashi for the third time that evening he quietly narrated all of his movement and tasks. It had always put ninja more at ease, to know exactly what, why, and how everything was done to them. He’d picked it up from his grandmother, of all people, a pediatric surgeon and a civilian one at that. Ninja were a bit skittish like nervous children, he supposed, and Kakashi was practically a child in Yasu’s eyes despite the fact he was an adult in the eyes of ninja and civilian law.

“Alright, you’re definitely looking better, so that’s good progress. Do you have any questions? Need water? I can’t have you eating yet, but as soon as I think you’ll be able to hold down food I’ll fix up something simple for you.” Yasu rambled a bit, hands delicately carding through Kakashi’s hair--It was to double check his bandage, Yasu told himself as he seamlessly transitioned the motion into gently replacing the cold compress on his forehead.

Kakashi groused for a moment, squinting between Pakkun and Yasu, as if unsure who his question was directed towards. “C’n I sleep?”

Yasu huffed a small laugh as every dog capable of speech simultaneously gave a firm but quiet “No.” Even Bull released a light whuff and gave Kakashi’s hand a warning nip. Not enough to break skin, or likely even hurt but certainly enough to stave off drowsiness.

“Well, they make a compelling argument, Kakashi so I’m afraid you’ll have to stay awake for a little bit longer, alright?” Yasu patted the little bit of dogless space on Kakashi that wasn’t injured, an elbow looped around Shiba’s neck. With a light yawn, he slid back down the side of the bed, back to his vigil. He could feel himself nodding off and frowned, that wouldn’t do at all. Then, as if summoned by the medic’s thoughts Yasu felt a heavy weight against his side jarring him out of his daze. Yasu had to muffle another laugh, if it was too loud he could overstimulate Kakashi’s already sensitive ears when Bull layed both paws and his head across Yasu’s lap.

“Heh, thanks big guy, I appreciate the company.”