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lhpxawol-amalgam · 5 years ago
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Touki Bouki (dir. Djibril Diop Mambéty)
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 5 years ago
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Blue Kwon’s cover of Once Upon A December
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 5 years ago
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JOYCE Ships
Kimbin (Kang Yubin x Cedric Kim)
Oxford 
Theatre nerds
Lit major x Cinematography major
Journalists TM
French boys
Partners in crime (exposing)
YELLOWS
Just overall very soft
They care for each other very much
And mean a lot to each other
Consider each other family
Kimrose (Cedric Kim x Ambrose Nakamura)
Loud meets quiet
The Europeans TM
Opposites attract
Different but compatible
“Cedric, guess what!”
“Cedric, look what I did!”
Cedric smiles softly in return
Idk mate they’re just very soft for each other
It’s a nice friendship
Kangrose (Kang Yubin x Ambrose Nakamura)
Eldest hyung x maknae
Yubin tries to kill Ambrose half the time
Tolerate-hate relationship on Yubin’s part
But in all seriousness, Yubin’s a very good hyung
He makes sure Ambrose doesn’t get hurt from his antics
Helps Ambrose with his homework
Ok so maybe Yubin loves Ambrose too
A little weird of a ship since Yubin dated Ambrose’s sister
Sunlight (Apollo Park x Helios Liu)
They’re literally in a relationship
Whipped TM
Boisterous bisexual meets gentle gay
A lot of fond glances and stares
Soft smiles
Have I mentioned Whipped TM?
The names are a coincidence
Except they weren’t
They’re soulmates ok that’s it that’s the entire relationship
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 5 years ago
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La Femme Ships
Daesol (Jang Marisol x Lee Daehyun)
Oh my god they were roommates
Spain girls
Culture nerds
Language nerds
Gentle smiles with guarded eyes
Sophisticated lesbian x dysfunctional bisexual
Eldest x maknae
Hyedae (Pak Hye-in x Lee Daehyun)
Leader x maknae
Bitchy wallflower x flamboyant social butterfly
Holy shit all the plaid 
Heels who? idk her
Hye-in may seem annoyed by Dae
But no one is fooled
We all saw the homemade lunches
Hye-in cares silently and Dae knows it
Raedae (Chung Mirae x Lee Daehyun)
Maknae ship
Makeup babies
Art babies
Soft smiles
Gosh their smiles
Absolute darlings
Gentle princess x rowdy athlete
BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyerae (Pak Hye-in x Chung Mirae)
Best friends to lovers cliche
Chaebol cliche
The pansexual agenda
Wallflowers
Silent affections
They don’t need to say anything
Their eyes and smiles say it all
Queen Bitch meets Princess Babygirl
The most popular ship
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 5 years ago
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Xenesis Ships
Solbin (Kang Yubin x Sol)
YELLOWS
ROUND WIRE RIMMED GLASSES
Oh my god they were roommates
Best friends
Oxford
Europeans TM
Eldest x leader
Sol is pretty chill as a person
But he stresses out Yubin so much
Something always explodes whenever he’s around
Damned chem students
But they’d literally die for each other so it’s all good
Yuji (Kang Yubin x Jeon Jiho)
MORE YELLOWS
MORE ROUND WIRE RIMMED GLASSES
Floof
Soft bois
Bookstore AU meets Animal Shelter AU
Literature student x  Zoology student
A lot of softness in case it wasn’t clear
Absolutely adorable these two
Smol beans but with trauma
Gosh their smiles
Solji (Sol x Jeon Jiho)
EVEN MORE YELLOWS
EVEN MORE ROUND WIRE RIMMED GLASSES
Proud gay x shy baby gay
Science TM
Cute relationship
Very goofy
A lot of Sol trying to make Jiho laugh 
Hwangseung (Hwang Hanbin x Lee Hyunseung)
N O 
Kangseung (Kang Yubin x Lee Hyunseung)
Stressed x stressful 
Love-hate 
Yubin might look like he wants to strangle Hyunseung half the time
But he very much cares
They always... they usually have each other’s backs
Mutualistic relationship
Solhyun (Sol x Lee Hyunseung)
Swim team AU
Senior x junior
Mentor x mentee
Competitive but compatible
They’re in a lot of the same sports
Always competing to see who’s best
Glasses
Bad lungs
Science TM
Jelly (Jeon Jiho x Ellery Kim)
Smol boi x tol boi 
They both tend to be on the quieter, calmer side
Very cute
aGAPE
Science TM
Mutualistic relationship
Gummy smiles!!!
Ellol (Sol x Ellery Kim)
Pronounced like L-O-L
Leader x maknae
Ellery is usually quiet 
But sometimes he’ll randomly roast Sol in the middle of a conversation
A lot of eye twitches from Sol
More of a crack ship tbh
A lot of stuff blows up around them
Chaotic neutral ?
Hyunery (Lee Hyunseung x Ellery Kim)
New York TM
The Americans TM
Science TM
Math boys
Maknae ship
Skateboards
Sports
MEMES
The quintessential Gen Z’ers
Anarchist-socialist alliance
“Ok boomer”
Screeching bisexual vs tame gay
Childhood friends
Very close
Annoying together
Vocals? Check. Rap? Check. Dance? Check.
The talented all rounders
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 5 years ago
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H4O Ships
Hwangseung (Hwang Hanbin x Lee Hyunseung)
Keyboardist (Hanbin) x guitarist (Hyunseung)
Best friends cliche
Common civilian x chaebol cliche
Except everyone thinks that Hanbin is the chaebol
He’s not
Soft and quiet gentleman meets loud slutty twink
Probably the most popular ship
Familial/friendly relationship
Haejin (Song Haemin x Park Huijin)
Leader x maknae
The soprano (Huijin) and the... ok look Haemin can range anywhere from alto to bass so idk what to call him
Vocalist (Haemin) x bassist (Huijin)
Huijin is a bratty twink and Haemin is the only hyung who can/is willing to keep him under control
Actually super sweet though
The way they smile at each other~
They’re actually dating but aren’t public about it
If not the most popular ship, it’s the one with most evidence and believers (I wonder why)
When they go public everyone will collectively lose their shit
Huijin regularly tells antis to stfu
Menghyun (Meng Ollie x  Lee Hyunseung)
Eldest x (almost) maknae
Drummer x guitarist
A buff slut and a twinky slut
Pretty compatible
Extreme flirts, very affectionate
FIGHT SQUAD
They throw hands together
Hyunjin (Lee Hyunseung x Park Huijin)
The maknae ship
Guitarist x bassist
They always seem to be high, and I’m not just talking about their unworldly and ineffable notes
Stupid shits
They have class together and everything
A little weird since they’re second cousins
H4O stans unintentionally formed a fandom alliance with Stray Kids stans with all their “we love Hyunjin” posts
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 5 years ago
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Popular AWOl Ships in a Nutshell
Long post ahead.
WonderMod
Suwon:
Won x Soomi
Queen of all ships
Intellectual meets philosopher
Funniest couple you will ever meet
Agdjkfdgdaf there’s just so much chemistry
Stans have like written full-length thought-out analyses on this shit
When they dance together it’s the best cause Won can dance like no one’s business and Soomi is just trying her best but they still look awesome together
Gyuju:
Gyuri x Jinju
Both have two siblings
Both play guitar
Both are the two tallest in their group
Both do modern dance
At this point no one knows if the only reason this ship is so popular is cause they just have so much in common
But they do kinda balance each other out
Gyuri’s the drill sergeant and Jinju’s the cheerleader
Hyeju:
Hyerin x Jinju
Leader/maknae stuff, ya know
They’re actually pretty cute together
“Oh my god, they were roommates”
These shippers will never get over the one time Hyerin made Jinju ramen when she was super stressed and helped her to take a break from working
WonderMod stans be like “I ship Hyeju” and LOONA stans be like “but with who tho”
Hareum:
Hanbyeol x Areum
Hanbyeol can cook and Areum loves to eat so
Also lots of dad energy for some reason 
This one’s only as big as it is from that one fanfic “I’m Trapped in a Hareum Anime”
Shenanigan
Sangeun:
Sangwoo x Jaegeun
It’s a duo group
Of course it’s a ship
Generates lots of enemies-to-lovers fanfiction for some reason
Sangwoo’s the flirty one and Jaegeun’s the dapper one so you get all the cute shipping dynamics
AK6
2Woo:
K.O. (Kiwoo) x Woori
“Oh my God, they were roommates”
Scary but weak meets buff but softie 
Honestly could become real
I mean K.O.’s bi so
The fans feel vaguely justified
Uwu
Lites Out:
K.O. x Lite
Ah yes, the ultimate ship war: 2Woo vs. Lites Out
K.O’s stage persona is almost aggressive enough for Lite’s actual personality
Jk she’s soft for like one person and it’s him
Need to host a variety show stat
DeLite:
Lite x Luxe
Ah yes, the ultimate ship war: Lites Out vs DeLite
Fashion king and queen
They got that yin/yang thing going
Watch them like actually get away with murder tho
Labyrinth:
Miro x Luxe 
Ah yes, the ultimate ship war: DeLite vs Labyrinth
The thinking man’s ship
They’re always the ones to sit back and lovingly shake their heads while everyone else does something fun but stupid
No one really sees this ship going anywhere sexual but it’s got all the good memes so
Forget-Me-Not
Hanhwan:
Hanbin x Joohwan
That name tho
Poetry
Absolute softies for each other
If this were a fanfic it’d be a slow burn cause they’re so goddamn oblivious
Hanbin’s a sex-demon on the outside and a cinnamon roll on the inside
Let’s just say people suspect the opposite of Joohwan
Kim Woo:
Kim Gyeong x Siwoo
More leader/maknae
Try and make this one sexy and watch yourself get kicked out of the fandom by angry stans
This is why Forget-Me-Not doesn’t have ship wars
PINEAPPLE
Shinmin:
Shinyoung x Minchul
We don’t know how anyone let this happen
They’re cousins
Like not even distant cousins
I know the internet sucks
Ah yes, the ultimate ship war: Shincest or Mincest
Lots of pining jokes cause gEDDIT they’re in pINEAPPLE
But yeah this one gets all the shame it deserves
a.LOVE
Jangyoung:
Gayoung x Tokki (Jangmi)
Their MV characters have a sorta abusive dynamic so
This one gets a lot of eyebrows raised
But IRL they’re both just trying to out-care for each other
So the fics are either hardcore angst or total fluff 
I would say “oh my God, they were roommates” but they’re all roommates so like
Sungyoung:
Gayoung x Sungmi
The Unpopular Ship™
Oh look it’s another enemies-to-lovers Sungyoung fic
Half the time they’re both j chilling and the other half they’re the literal definition of sexual tension
MiMi:
Tokki (Jangmi) x Sungmi
Technically leader/maknae but like
It feels different
It’s just really cute man what can I say
They’ve got that tsundere/genki girl dynamic going
*insert meme man* Show ALL the affection!
GSG
Yangbin:
Yang x Sebin
All the chemistry, all the feels, and sadly also all the annoying straight girls fetishizing Asian men
But like seriously when they dance together it’s absolutely golden
Yang’s all flowing and expressive and Sebin’s all sharp and aggressive
Kinda matches their personalities too
It’s just sad that so many stans have to be all sasaeng-y about it
AB Yang:
AB Young x Yang
Who wants to bet it’s just for the name huh
But no it’s low-key cute 
You wouldn’t think they’d have too much chemistry at first
They’re like the “don’t match on paper but perfect irl” kinda couple
More platonic vibes than the Yangbin shipping content
Kyunghorang:
Horang x Kyungho
Literally just Sangeun all over again
Everyone wants to protecc our precious maknae Kyungho from bad boy Horang
But they’re actually both really good for each other and Horang just gets him ya know
You know what it is? It’s Good Omens. That’s the dynamic here.
DGRM
Moyeon:
Moya x Doyeon
Also called Doya by people who are stupid
Should really start their own pranking channel
Who’s ready for h/c fanfiction~~~
No but seriously Moya has helped Doyeon through panic attacks a lot
She’s tall so she can fit all the comfort in her
And Doyeon’s short bc
Um
Ok it’s just cute how much taller Moya is compared to Doyeon lol
Duanjung:
Jung-ah x Duanphen
Softies trying to be baddies
Like Yangbin in their dancing styles
So much poking fun at each other it’s not even funny but like it is tho
All the cuddles, all the selcas with cutesy filters
And then BAM new set of teasers comes out and they look sexy as FUCK
Yufang:
JD Fang x Yuyan
No one would’ve shipped it until the behind-the-scenes vid for Midnight Girl came out
And now they’re just weirdos together
They’re like the Sith: One master, one apprentice
Yuyan is the dark mysterious inner core JD wishes she had
And JD is the stability and reasonableness Yuyan has been searching for her whole life
JD Aika:
JD Fang x Aika
It’s 99% because they kissed in a music video
But like COME ON THEY KISSED IN A MUSIC VIDEO
AND NOT HALFHEARTEDLY EITHER
Honestly gorgeous fan art for this couple
Not as much obvious chemistry as some ships but fans are always like “omg thEIR HANDS tOuChEd”
Yiyan:
Yifei x Yuyan
There’s something about whenever they have lines or screen time together that just works
Both trying to soften each other up but in different ways
And usually succeeding
They’re just really good close friends ya know
The kind you could see accidentally developing a crush on each other
RFei:
Yifei x RJ
“Oh my God, they were roommates”
Ultimate good girl/bad girl ship
But secretly they’re both just nervous wrecks
We know Yifei helped comfort RJ a lot after she came out and heard back from her parents so
Get ready for more h/c fic~~~
Ho-J:
RJ x Hoa
The actual baddies
*stifles laugh* hoe-j
Remember the “sugakookie with a cup of tae” jokes? Yeah it’s that bad
They’re both just too sexy for the fans to handle so naturally what better ship could you get it’s just basic math
Also need to host a variety show stat
Triple D:
Duanphen x DaO x Doyeon
It’s a joke ship that some people started taking seriously
Don’t ask, no one has an explanation
SET! (Korean soloists)
JZo:
Jihoon x Zo
Because Jizo is an objectively bad name (ok sure it looks fine but try saying it out loud)
Also occasionally known as Jezus
Lots of uncle energy (?)
Zo would totally be Jihoon’s real life manic pixie dream girl if she wasn’t, ya know, a strong and badass woman with her own agency who also happens to have quirky hair
Mayoon:
May x Hayoon
Ah yes, the ultimate ship war: Do you pronounce it like “May” or like “Hayoon”
Tbh this ship died pretty quickly
Since we’re all pretty sure now that May’s aroace
And like they’re young, we don’t get in the way of their friendship
That iconic answer-your-tweets vid where someone asked “how do you pronounce Mayoon” and Hayoon was just like “you don’t”
But for real they have the BEST FRIENDSHIP HANDS DOWN
PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER
Mesmere
Jaereum:
Jaegeun x Areum
The thing with Mesmere is that there are canonical “couples” in the MVs
Which were decided based on which members were like “yesss I’m so down for this concept” and which ones were like “this could be fun to try I guess”
Jaegeun and Areum fall into the former category
The shippers tend to be very kinky
So much smut but like most of it’s inspired by Mesmere’s original concept so it shouldn’t be surprising 
Is there real chemistry? Who knows? Does it matter? Not to the fans it doesn’t
Robin:
Miro x Hanbin
The “this could be fun to try I guess” gang
Everyone stans bc omg that ship name is adorable
If Jaereum is the “sweet on the outside, sexy on the inside” pair, Robin is the “sexy on the outside, sweet on the inside” pair
This one always throws AK6 and Forget-Me-Not fans for a loop because no one expects them to be THAT SEXY
BUT THEY ARE
Fireflower
Seiko: 
Seori x Teiko
Another tsundere/genki girl ship
Except the genki girl is surprisingly intimidating in that “she’s not scary she’s just hot” way
New fans never expect Seori to be the head-over-heels type
But she is~
Someone make this into an actual book please it would be so cute
Harumi:
Haruna x Mega (Megumi)
1 ball of energy + 1 ball of energy = perfection
No but literally they have so much enthusiasm
They could be a perpetual motion machine where they both just survive off the other’s energy
Opposites attract more like no I love Harumi
Firepower
Junto:
Hiroto x Junya
Obligatory main-vocalist ship
Surprisingly pure ship until you realize you just haven’t looked hard enough
Like seriously it’s all fluff or all smut with this one
Irl they’re fairly cute together but mostly because they’re good friends
Good friends who happen to be very sexy
Yoshico:
Yoshi x Nico
The one fans actually care about 
Partners in crime except they would suck at any actual crime
All the memes. And when I say all the memes, I mean all. The. Memes.
Wouldn’t surprise anyone to know that Yoshi and Nico made all the memes themselves
They don’t like it when fans box them into a specific romantic relationship but they’re also like “yeah we ship Yoshico too” to be funny and cute about it
Flower+Power
Coco:
Teiko x Nico
The Cute Ones™
Sometimes it seems too perfect and you have to wonder if it’s just an idol personality thing they’re putting on because they’re supposed to
Until you remember this is AWOl we’re talking about
Probably just friends but still
More food puns
Ah yes, the ultimate ship war: Coco vs Ho-J
Ryouna:
Ryouga x Yuuna
So #sophisticated
Shipping Ryouna is a wild ride cause like
First of all they’re both hot as hell, especially together
And there’s just something about most Ryouga/Yuuna biases, they tend to be very hardcore stans (let’s just say neither of them are the Jungkook of their group in terms of popularity so if you stan them you STAN them)
And they are well aware of this fact
And love to tease fans with like “pretend” kisses on stage or during variety shows 
There’s just so much Ryouna content like who cares whether or not it’s real
We all know they’re gonna fall in love eventually
Other
WorldWideWoo:
K.O. (Kiwoo) x Sangwoo x Siwoo
AWOL’s version of the Dinosaur Triplets
Sangwoo came up with the name himself so you know it’s legit
All flirtatious bad boys on the outside, all surprisingly courteous once you get to know them
On their own they’re genuinely cool people, but for some reason whenever they get together they all become the kind of person to (un?)ironically use the word “swag”
So of course someone’s gotta ship it
Kim Hyerin:
Hyerin x Kim Gyeong
The pure one
Kinda overdone so
You either love this ship or you hate it
And either way it’s because they’re both such caring people that it becomes an unstoppable-force-meets-immovable-object problem
But everyone tends to agree that it’s at least kinda cute 
It’s also funny ‘cause in Korea women don’t take their husband’s names
Hyesang:
Hyerin x Sangwoo
Because Sangrin is an objectively bad name
The sexy one
They did ONE performance on e.LIVE together and now no one can get over how hot they are
Ah yes, the ultimate ship war: Kim Hyerin vs Hyesang
No seriously the number of Kim Hyesang love triangle fanfictions is kinda insane at this point
The shippers love to pull the “they’ve known each other longer, of course they’re emotionally closer” card and then make absolutely no content that reflects that
Naozo:
Ah yes, the ultimate ship war: is this referring to Naoko x Taizō or Naoko x Zo
Of course it’s Naoko x Zo they’re so much cuter together
Naoko and Taizō kinda go together as the two Japanese soloists but like
Naoko and Zo~~~
The chemistry~~~~~
NaoZo > Naozō
Why
Because it’s gay you fools
Cococo
Naoko x Teiko x Nico
Ok this is just ridiculous
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 5 years ago
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Everyone at LHP wish all the fantastic Muslims in the world a Happy Eid!
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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Y’all ever just… go into complete denial about other artists existence and just pretend that every song you listen to actually belongs to your paras and they wrote it and they made it and they sing it and it’s theirs now what do you mean this belongs to a certain other artist thaT IS INCORRECT SIR CLEARLY MY PARA MADE THIS SONG FUCK OFF
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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Duanphen here saying hello ㅅ ㅅ
I’m also a lead singer and dancer, but rapping is the one thing I will let Horang be better than me at lol
My group, DGRM, has a Chinese zodiac concept, and as the third oldest I got placed as none other than the Tiger. It’s nice when things work out.
Another intro ‘cause we’re feeling random over here at AWOL
Ayyy~ It’s Horang.
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My real name is Somsak Anuwat, and I chose Horang as a stage name from the Korean word for “tiger.” Because… tigers. Why not?
I’m an all-rounder member of GSG (seriously, I got ranked third place in singing, rapping, and dancing in the group and am definitely not still salty about it).
Shoutout to my sister Duanphen in DGRM, she’s killing it 🐯
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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Another intro ‘cause we’re feeling random over here at AWOL
Ayyy~ It’s Horang.
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My real name is Somsak Anuwat, and I chose Horang as a stage name from the Korean word for “tiger.” Because... tigers. Why not?
I’m an all-rounder member of GSG (seriously, I got ranked third place in singing, rapping, and dancing in the group and am definitely not still salty about it).
Shoutout to my sister Duanphen in DGRM, she’s killing it 🐯
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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The other Areum: dAMMIT Areum you’re gonna make me look bad
Areum: I like to piss people off, and what better way to do that than by waking everyone up at 6 am with loud noises?
This morning at 6 am: Areum blows her trumpet and marches all throughout the LHP estate, with Nari, Cocoa and Jisu following close behind with their trombone, tuba and saxophone blaring almost as loud.
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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Sungmi: See this is why you should stan a.LOVE
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I really enjoy story driven MVs like BTS’s Run, I Need U, and Spring Day (not to mention all those highlight reels) that leave a lot of room for interpretations and I think it’s fascinating with how many different theories and possible connections fans can come up with, but I’d really like it if the company or group itself would drop the real story or even hints after maybe a year instead of leaving us in the dark. I get really frustrated thinking about it.
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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Moya: Never mind, everyone, this is the hot new meme we’re doing.
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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FUCK NO
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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Lol would you rather be a responsible adult then?
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lhpxawol-amalgam · 6 years ago
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SOWON I’M NOT A KID
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