Just a little snippet of conversation I imagine Vlad and Danny having in the middle of a fight.
Danny: Brett Favre would be very disappointed in you and that’s a FACT.
Vlad: For the last time, the man isn’t dead Daniel.
Danny: Vince Lombardi is. I wonder how disappointed he would be.
Vlad: Daniel, stop.
Danny: Nope! I’m going to call Aaron Rodgers and tell him what you did!
Vlad: Gasp YOU WOULDN’T DARE.
Danny: WATCH ME.
Vlad: You can’t threaten me Daniel! I know where you live!
Danny: ignores him Better yet, I’ll go into the zone and talk to that Lambeau guy. Hey, how does it feel to root for the only team in NFL history that didn’t sell out a Super Bowl?
Vlad: Tell me this Daniel, how is it that you claim to not watch the Packers play, but you can remember all of these insignificant details about my favorite football team?
Danny: Easy. Pause for dramatic effect I’m a Bears fan.
Vlad: immediately tries to kill him
Danny: Whoa! Haha, Didn’t see that coming! Unsportsmanlike behavior from the offense!
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Todays beanie of the day is Packer the Bear
Birthday- 4/22/2006
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I need to get a packer with balls I need to have my balls fondled and nuzzled and huffed etc etc
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Me and @mirrorvi have been marveling at the consistency of these teams being in the same division for like 100 years
so I had to make them a poster based on our description of them.
YOU FUCKING FOUR.
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'I need to see a home run' Jordan Love Mic'd Up for Dodgers vs. Giants 🎤
DORK
💚💛GIANT DORK💛💚
it's so over for me
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Lucas Patrick
Lucas Carter Patrick
Position: G
6'-3", 313 lbs. (190 cm, 141 kg)
Team: Chicago Bears
Born: July 30, 1993 in Brentwood, TN
College: Duke
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