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[ha-bakbuk]

Paul Rudolph: Boston Government Service Center, Boston, Massachusetts, USA, 1962–1971

[duckdodger]

some of my favorite interactions in mutants unleashed so far I LOVE THIS GAME THEYRE SO SILLY

[halflifebutawesome]

"gordon and alyx can have a sibling dynamic i think" wrong interpretation: Gordon sees Alyx as a little sister to be humored and protected, Alyx sees Gordon as an idolized big brother figure correct interpretation: these are two adults who know each other on such a deep level that they are a fucking nightmare. they're the time when i worked food service and my brother came in and asked "hey can i get something to eat" and I glared at him and sneered "I don't know, CAN you?" and scared my unknowing coworkers into thinking I'd finally snapped. except my brother and i don't have alien superpowers yet

YOU GET IT EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYY . they're like two cats bonded at a shelter. You get it you understand completely THANK YOU for wording it so perfectly . Yeah. Yeah 🧡 this is so beautiful

[kotowatee]

GET REAL

[sentryworm]

[cleverreports]

We report from the ink spill of after midnight: with the wind and the dark and the rainy afternoon, the chill climbs up from our toes to our ankles. We feel our cold knees scrape against our trousers as we walk. The stars are shivering up there, caught up in smoke and soot.

[siliconcat]

Honestly you couldn’t possibly do anything to embarrass yourself more in this situation

[strawberryfrostedkitties]

[hoverboards-and-dragons]

my God has evolved somewhat He deserves big fuck off claws , although I do miss the flowy way the colours came together and cannot get happy with His hair

Think i'm going to go with a more human face to drive home the contrast

[lesbiangiratina]

Thank fuck i woke up at like 8 and resolved to hang out in the living room until the mail came because i requested redelivery on a package that needed a signature… usps doesnt tell you shit but well reddit said it would still need to be signed for… but my Mail Daily Digest didnt say i had any packages coming today so i thought usps was just ignoring the request (again) and i went back to sleep… but no it was just dropped off while i was asleep… i got the Dgaf mailman this time thank youuuuuu!!!!

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Sometimes I have actually insightful and interesting things to say about w101 and other times I say useless things like I want to carry around Wizard101 NPCS under my arms like exhausted and surrendered cats while I swing them around and slap their backs and shoulders like I'm proudly showing them off to strangers

[kj-munch]

i almost never post about director here which is really fucked up and sad. they love learning about humanity and have a huge interest in learning about human inventions specifically. AND theyre silly

[academiccockroach]

it's 1 AM and I have a very specific bone to pick with a very specific thing I consume, enjoy and endorse wholeheartedly

here's the thing about vampire bites. they are depicted as this little unhinged and nasty but mostly sexy thing right. our guy (gender neutral) gets bitten and it's like ah! it hurts but also it hurts good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). and here im talking about like. proper vampire teeth, non of that twilight bullshit just two to four proper fangs nothing more nothing less

well clearly the person writing the sexy biting smut scene has never been bitten by a cat. I dont mean like 'ah no Scruffy bit me a little' i don't even mean 'oh no Sceuffy bit me a lot' i mean like a fully grown ass feral cat that has never been touched by human in its life and craves the taste of flesh biting thru skin muscle cartilage -even sometimes bone- whatever the fuck you got in your meat sack that tiny needle thin tooth is piercing right through it

and here's the thing. it doesn't hurt at first oh no. okay well it hurts but if doesn't hurt too much ya know what i mean. and it leaves a cute little mark nothing serious at all

but in a day that wound is gonna swell. and it's gunna. hurt like all fuck because it just directly injected about five gazillion bacteria directly into a neat little incubation pouch and then closed it right up. its gona swell its gonna ooze and throb and hurt and if that shits in your neck ur pretty much done for i mean an infection right next to the jugular is just easy mode for the bacteria

so unless your vampire boyfriend gargles with antiseptic beforehand you aint gotta worry about turning or bleeding out or developing a biting kink cus youre gonna be delirious from meningitis with a football sized phlegmone in your neck beggjng for the sweet sweet release of death thank you for coming to my ted talk please ensure your vampire boyfriend employs proper dental hygiene

[deus-ex-mona]

*pays for mona merch with the one and only chozetsu kawaii credit card*

[nylarac]

i saw these peelable peach gummies at five below the other day and tried them

and uhhhh this is nothing like how it looks on the package texture or color wise i wasn't even sure how to peel it

i did manage to peel it but it usually came out more like the second photo and was sticky every time

HOWEVER. it did taste really good and the texture was actually really pleasant

[compressednerve]

I want Bimbo!Jacket (hotline miami) to smoke these and I want him to smoke them NOW!!!

“More women die of lung cancer than breast cancer, by a wide margin,” Ms. Healton said, yet the tobacco companies still “want to increase their market share among women.”