#pacisquodalcedonia

[solisanima]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia (continued from x)

Soundwave tilts his head. He was not at all expecting Barricade to be willing to accomodate his audial sensitivity. It's a pleasant surprise.

"I would not insult you with the suggestion," he says calmly. "Though you leave me rather curious regarding your statement."

[photobombingcryptid]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia "I WILL MILK CERTAIN PARTS OF YOU."

I FEEL THREATENED

[transformiing]

"WHO AM I TO YOU? NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT." - for rocky

"You're--okay, this is so weird to admit, but--you're a friend. Against all odds. And I think you're pretty cool. You're fun to mess with, but more than that, I like being around you, which, y'know, not a lot of people can say. So yeah! Ten out of ten, would Barricade again."

[doorwings]

LICKS.

SNATCHES that offending appendage. Weird leash.

[highprotector]

He can smell you.

[a-life-revised]

pacis-quod-alcedonia "THERE IS USED CHEWING GUM ON IT."

"WHAT IS-

..what is chewing gum. What is that."

[wagenstung]

"I NEVER WAS A FUN MAN."

🗦 @pacis-quod-alcedonia 🗧

Charlie bites back from saying that she used to be once upon a time. Instead she takes in a breath, head atilt as she looks over to Barricade. There's a bit of silence before she says anything.

❝ .. What do you find fun? ❞

[photobombingcryptid]

"YES. YES INDEED."

Leans against a conveniently located wall. But like charismatically.

"You. You free on some day or two?"

"SCARED AND HORNY ARE THE OBJECTIVES. I HAVE ACHIEVED ONE. HAVE I ACHIEVED THE OTHER?"

[plantaemechanica]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia​ has followed!

I do believe you have a Taraxacum officinale stuck to your... helm. Right there... If I can just - May I have it?

[solisanima]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia

“Okay, but if I die, you get custody of The Children.”

[photobombingcryptid]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia WITHOUT INVITATION, HE APPEARS AND CURLS UP ON BLAZE'S FORM. <333

If there is one rule he will begrudgingly respect no matter the circumstance, it would be the law stating to never disturb a loafing creature or person manifested on one's lap.

In other words: he's stuck.

[inthecompanyofprimes]

pacis-quod-alcedonia

"YOU ARE A WORM. TINY SQUISHABLE BUG."

“...sooo, you’re saying you would love me just the same.”

He nods sagely.

“…Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Never mind that, to a large portion of the company he keeps, he is in many ways comparable to a worm.

[transformiing]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia

"You know it babyyyyy!"

[doorwings]

climbs up Prowl's back and sits there like a cockroach backpack

Sirens.

SIRENS!

[a-life-revised]

"STOP LICKING THE SLAB OF CONCRETE."

"MAKE ME-"

[highprotector]

There’s an indignant huff.

Fine. But Barricade is missing out on corralling tiny maniacs all these super fun sparkling-sitting duties going on around here.

Why are you running? Why are you running?