#pacisquodalcedonia

[solisanima]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia (continued from x)

Soundwave tilts his head. He was not at all expecting Barricade to be willing to accomodate his audial sensitivity. It's a pleasant surprise.

"I would not insult you with the suggestion," he says calmly. "Though you leave me rather curious regarding your statement."

[photobombingcryptid]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia "I WILL MILK CERTAIN PARTS OF YOU."

I FEEL THREATENED

[transformiing]

"WHO AM I TO YOU? NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT." - for rocky

"You're--okay, this is so weird to admit, but--you're a friend. Against all odds. And I think you're pretty cool. You're fun to mess with, but more than that, I like being around you, which, y'know, not a lot of people can say. So yeah! Ten out of ten, would Barricade again."

[doorwings]

LICKS.

SNATCHES that offending appendage. Weird leash.

[highprotector]

He can smell you.

[a-life-revised]

pacis-quod-alcedonia "THERE IS USED CHEWING GUM ON IT."

"WHAT IS-

..what is chewing gum. What is that."

[wagenstung]

"I NEVER WAS A FUN MAN."

🗦 @pacis-quod-alcedonia 🗧

Charlie bites back from saying that she used to be once upon a time. Instead she takes in a breath, head atilt as she looks over to Barricade. There's a bit of silence before she says anything.

❝ .. What do you find fun? ❞

[polyhexianchicken]

HORRID SHRIEKING

YEAH THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR LICKING HIM WHEN HE DOESN'T LIKE BEING LICKED.

[photobombingcryptid]

"YES. YES INDEED."

Leans against a conveniently located wall. But like charismatically.

"You. You free on some day or two?"

"SCARED AND HORNY ARE THE OBJECTIVES. I HAVE ACHIEVED ONE. HAVE I ACHIEVED THE OTHER?"

[solisanima]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia

“Okay, but if I die, you get custody of The Children.”

[photobombingcryptid]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia WITHOUT INVITATION, HE APPEARS AND CURLS UP ON BLAZE'S FORM. <333

If there is one rule he will begrudgingly respect no matter the circumstance, it would be the law stating to never disturb a loafing creature or person manifested on one's lap.

In other words: he's stuck.

[transformiing]

@pacis-quod-alcedonia

"You know it babyyyyy!"

[inthecompanyofprimes]

pacis-quod-alcedonia

"YOU ARE A WORM. TINY SQUISHABLE BUG."

“...sooo, you’re saying you would love me just the same.”

He nods sagely.

“…Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Never mind that, to a large portion of the company he keeps, he is in many ways comparable to a worm.

[doorwings]

climbs up Prowl's back and sits there like a cockroach backpack

Sirens.

SIRENS!

[a-life-revised]

"STOP LICKING THE SLAB OF CONCRETE."

"MAKE ME-"

[wagenstung]

﹙ ｡° ➷ ﹚ᅳ @pacis-quod-alcedonia

As many perks as there were to working alone and having her own shop, there were also.. just as many downsides. In this case, it was knowing whatever she was hearing was not, in fact, any other coworkers or customer ( as she was now closed for the day ). Noise from the back of her autoshop pulls her attention away from the carburetor repair at hand, eyes blown wide and cautious. Slowly she sets her tools down and swaps instead for something with more heft, gripping one of her larger wrenches in hand.

She reaches the edge of her garage and flips the yard's floodlight on, trying to keep herself steady.

❝ Hello? ❞