#p: parkner

[volantium]

wanting for daylight

Sometimes the depths of Harley’s feeling for Peter is incomprehensible, even to him.

It catches him off guard, in moments like this. Harley had been awake for a while; his body clock is a temperamental thing. But Peter sleeps like a baby wherever and whenever he wants. Watching the morning light inch over Peter in increments, until he’s covered in gold and none the wiser, well, Harley didn't think he could fall even more in love.

But even that is an inadequate of a description, really. Each nerve ending of Harley's is so attuned to Peter that the soundless shift in his breathing from sleeping to waking sends a thrill up his spine. You, Harley thinks, to the beat of his heart, you, you you. Peter is his magnetic north. Like a blind man wanting for daylight, or the tide seeking the shore. Since the first day they met, Harley’s been drawn to Peter like the other man is hooked into him.

Harley has the sudden, fierce desire to press his lips to the soft skin just underneath Peter’s eye. Right beneath his eyelashes. Wants nothing more to run his nose along the strong bone of Peter’s, and pepper kisses from one side to the other across the top of his cheeks.

Peter’s blush is something Harley aches for.

Instead he raises a hand, and grazes the tips of his fingers along Peter’s jaw, his cheekbone, at last tucking an errant strand of hair behind the curve of his ear.

“You don’t even know what you do to me,” Harley murmurs, unintentionally turning thought into voice.

Peter, watching him through sleep-hazed, honeyed eyes, smiles indulgently. He turns his head, lips pressing against the very edge of the palm of Harley’s hand in the lightest suggestion of a kiss.

When Peter speaks, Harley can feel each word vibrating through him, the brush of air across his wrist with each exhale.

“Similar to what you do to me, I expect,” Peter says, and Harley smiles, bright and content and wonderful.

[thompsborn]

fun fact i tried to make a thor playlist once because i thought it would be fun to make one for all of the marvel characters that i love and the only song i ever put on it was days of thunder by the midnight

[sarah-sandwich-writes]

WIP Game

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Thanks for tagging me @jmrothwell!! It's been a hot minute since I've done any games 😅 and as I was putting together my list I realized how many things I have jotted down in my notebook and nowhere else. So oops guess I'll be doing some clean up and organizing soon!

In the order I found them:

Joshua Tree State Park (parkner)

Your Mom Freaked Out (parkner)

Baseball Smut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (parkner)

another time, a different place (I have loved you before) (parkner)

Blue, like don't forget about me (original work)

Not Spider-Man 4: Bring it on Home (harley-centric)

Spider-Man 4: Bring it on Home (spideychelle)

Red, like my bleeding heart in your hand (original work)

Woolen Hollow (original work)

We Were Gods (we were kids) (parkner)

Robot Apocalypse Dream (original work)

Parasite (original work)

Hot air balloon town (original work)

The Chosen One's BFF (original work)

Violet, like these delights (original work)

Apocalypse Story Idea (original work)

Luke's book (Green, like ever?) (original work)

Teddy's book (Rosa, like our roots through the rock?) (original work)

Timeloop lovers (original work)

I have....been working solely on blue for a long time....which has left a lot of time for dreaming up new ideas but not much for working on them.

p-p-pblease send me asks? 🥺

Tagging: whoever sees this and wants to play (I literally have no idea who is open to tag games rn) but also @thegrindingwheel @arionawrites @keenerkey @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see @dummieez if you want?

[yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr]

MARVEL SHIP MEME!

(art by ✨moi✨)

FAVE SHIP: sylki! ↓

i personally don’t view this ship as selfcest for multiple reasons, but atp i’m too tired to argue about it, so please don’t give me hate for it, ty :)

LEAST FAVE SHIP: thorki! ↓

it was a tie between thorki and starker, but i ultimately put thorki. look, they’re brothers, and i just don’t see them as anything but.

FAVE COMFORT SHIP: sylki! ↓

technically my fav comfort ship would be me x loki, but i don’t think that counts, so sylki it is! (i love them anyways <3)

FAVE CONTROVERSIAL SHIP: brutasha! ↓

absolutely in no way does natasha romanoff need a man, but that doesn’t make brutasha any less cuter, or an invalid ship. thank you for coming to my ted talk, in this essay i will-

FAVE RARE PAIR: happy x may (happmay)! ↓

happmay is so underrated imo. i can’t find any fanart or ship content about them and it makes me so sad, so i think this legally qualifies as a rare-pair!

PAIR YOU DON’T SHIP, BUT THINK IS CUTE: lokius! ↓

i have zero hate for this ship, i can see why people like it and i respect it.

WEIRDEST SHIP: bugborg! ↓

in all honesty, i don’t really have a ‘weird ship’, soo i suppose bugborg would fall into that spot! imo mantis and nebula would make an adorable couple.

FAVE MLM SHIP: parkner! ↓

ngl this ship is one of the reasons i’m alive rn-- yes there’s never been any on-screen interaction and yes spideychelle is canon and a wonderful ship but if any of y’all cared about canon i doubt y’all would be here- /hj

FAVE WLW SHIP: bishova! ↓

i will die with this ship. that’s it.

ok but they would be so CUTE together PROVE ME WRONG--

FAVE STRAIGHT SHIP: mobius x ravonna (ravonbius)! ↓

ok, so, i wouldn’t die with this ship but i love it nonetheless. tell me there didn’t seem like there was something more than “ friends ” there.

go on, do it. /j

-/-/-/-/-/-

these are simply my ship opinions, please don’t hate on me for them, ty :))

fee free to jump in and add your own marvel shipping opinions on this if you want, just use the blank template below (which is not mine, btw) (or use your own template)! (also, you can just put pictures or words in the boxes, i only drew them bc i wanted to ;p)

[yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr]

Three ships: rasey, parkner, sunapril

First ever ship: kristanna

Last song: Burn it All Down - league of legends

Last movie: Spider-man: Far From Home

Currently reading: anything rottmnt x reader

Currently watching: Castle (rewatch)

Currently consuming: noodles :p

Currently craving: a key lime pie yoplait

tags: @pommigranite @bucket-of-nickels @kittenartz @a--random--person @redak-ted @jasontoddisbest @dearestdracaena @irishhooters @theplacewhereidumpmyinterests

Rules: tag nine people you want to know better.

Tagged by the stunning @jordanparrlsh

Three ships: Edancy, Lumax, and Dousy

First ever ship: Jackunzel (yes I was a ROTBD girlie)

Last song: Labyrinth by Taylor Swift

Last movie: Captain America: The First Avenger

Currently reading: nothing at the moment

Currently watching: Agent Carter, Stranger Things (rewatch)

Currently consuming: Chocolate Cupcake cookie from Crumbl Cookie

Currently craving: A mud sundae from Ritters

tagging: @heroeddiemunson @usergabby @useranti-hero @josephs-quinns @joseph-quinns @arthurpendragonns @arthurhavisham @kieumy @redvanillabee

[sup3rbloom]

Have A Seat, Dad

Title: Have A Seat, Dad Square: MPREG for @spidermanbingo Ship: Harley/Peter (only mentioned) Rating: General Summary: Peter tells Tony that he's going to be a grandpa. Word Count: 1,062 AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32582374

[sarah-sandwich]

Last Line Tag

Thanks for the tag @writingamongthecoloredroses. I love these things but rarely get tagged so I super appreciate it!!

Also I love how we never post just the last line like we’re supposed to lmao

This is not from You’re Freaking Out although I did make some progress on that today. It’s actually a little one-shot I just started today bc parknerweek inspired me. It is a little baby fledgling fic currently at 1.3k. Hopefully I can finish it up in the next couple days and post it in its entirety. Enjoy!

He can’t do this. He can’t—

With a soft ding, the elevator doors open revealing the well-lit garage filled with precisely parked cars in pristine condition. He nearly trips over his feet in his haste to get into the driver seat of his Mustang and comes close to pulling the door closed on his arm. He can almost breathe in the cab of the car. It’s better than the anxiety of the tower, not knowing who he could run into, but it’s full of memories. And by memories, he means their glaring absence.

The mustard stain from when Peter dropped an entire hot dog on the floor is gone. Or rather… not there yet? The douchey driving gloves Tony bought him as a gag and Harley wore ironically at first but grew to love aren’t resting on the dash, and the sunglasses Peter leaves on the passenger visor aren’t there either. It smells different too. It still smells like Rose Hill. Like dust and good manure and diner fries. He never realized… He never noticed the smell before.

He shakes away the thought. He doesn’t have time to miss home. He’s gotta figure this out. It’s a long-shot and maybe it’s dumb, but there’s an address scribbled on a sticky note in his wallet and it’s the only idea he’s got. He never got around to throwing away the note, despite never using it, and now he’s thanking his lucky stars for his laziness. 

He grabs the keys out of the center console and starts the car.

~*~

Parking takes forever. He doesn’t have any change on him so in the end he has to take the chance on getting a parking ticket for not paying the meter and then still has to walk ten minutes to get to the “sanctum”. He’s not sure who gets to decide what buildings are called but when he finally walks up the front steps to the “sanctum” he think whoever it is should maybe take a chill pill. It looks like a regular old building to him.

Tell me what you think? Tagging: @dredfulhapiness @shadedrose01 and @marywhal if you’re interested!

[maywildflowers]

Parkner All Nighter

Peter is an idiot.

Like…an idiot in the way that only a genius with two degrees at twenty-one can be. Brilliantly booksmart, but apparently lacking an insane amount of common sense. He can’t even blame the alcohol because he’s been drinking water the past hour and hasn’t even had that much to drink. No, he’s not drunk. He’s just…enraptured by the bartender with wild blonde curls and tattoos.

The same bartender who he’s currently clutching as they ride through the city on a motorcycle.

They pull up to a stop light. Peter leans forward a little to ask, “Where are we going?”

“I hadn’t decided,” the man, Harley, answers. “You need to get home?”

“Come on, Stark. Live a little.”

“We’re going out to tonight! It’s your birthday, Peter, and we live in one of the most magical cities in the world.”

“Honey, go out and have fun with your friends.”

Peter swallows. “No. I just, um—what do you do for fun?”

“It depends,” Harley answers. “Sometimes I go dancing with my friends, sometimes we hang out and watch movies, sometimes we find the best cupcakes in the city.”

“Cupcakes?”

Harley chuckles. He does that a lot, chuckling. It’s deep and rumbling, and Peter can feel it where his hands are at Harley’s ribs. “I guess I know where we’re goin’ first. Hold on, sweetheart.”

The bike takes off.

[silvernyxa]

style concepts for a Thing™

[parkerparts]

someone please write a parkner fic based on “only us” from dear evan hansen i’m begging you

[harleyspotatoes]

so harley is 2 years older than peter... (16 & 18)

honestly that’s not a problem for me but I can understand why it could be for others

[volantium]

circles around the sun 

i have risen from the grave to write peter’s pov of the first prize bravery ‘verse 😌 read it here on ao3

Someone, years later, in an interview for a magazine Peter doesn’t remember the name of but was definitely more interested in their love life than their contribution to science, asked him why Harley.

“Why Harley for what?” Peter had asked, confused.

“Anything, everything,” the journalist had replied, and the suddenness of it had struck Peter, he remembers that much, the way they’d lent forward, eager for an answer. “He’s your work partner as well as your life partner. There must be something about him.”

He’d snorted, because there was definitely something about Harley, that’s for sure.

“Harley’s, well,” Peter took a moment, to gather his thoughts, failed at figuring out how to put into words that his whole world existed for some six-foot-three menace from Tennessee.  “He’s Harley,” he’d said in the end, not at all to the point but clear all the same.

And that was explanation enough, really, when Peter thinks about it.

[mauverawrites]

Drabble: hair braiding

Peter drifted in and out of consciousness. A happy sigh slipping through his lips as he snuggled further into the couch, his head propped up on Harley’s lap with his eyes shut against the blaring coloured lights of the television.

He was pretty sure Harley was still watching whatever the action movie was but Peter had just spent an entire day swinging through the city so he was entirely satisfied with simply lying down while the other boy absently carded his fingers through his hair.

It was nice. It was relaxing. It was… wait. What?

“What’re you doing?” He mumbled. Harley’s fingers continued their new movements, gentle tugs at his hair. Peter refused to open his eyes but he could almost imagine the way Harley would be looking, his brow furrowed and his tongue poking out in concentration.

“Shh,” He hushed, “I’m braiding your hair, so shut up.”

Begrudgingly, one eye cracked open to stare at Harley. He watched the way he wove the strands of hair that May had been telling him to cut for weeks, over and over. Fingernails scraped lightly against his scalp as more hair was added to the braid, it took a valiant effort on Peter’s part not to shiver at the contact.

Dutifully he stayed still. Not a single muscle in his body moved until Harley finished his work where he learnt back into the couch cushions with a proud grin upon his face.

Peter’s hand inched slowly upward until he could run his fingertips against the bumps that now crossed his head. A smile tugged at his cheeks as he had no doubt that the braid was an absolute mess. Strands were poking out in every direction and none of his hair was laid evenly in place. But Harley was proud and Peter could feel nothing but a warm buzzing in his chest with how much he loved it.

“Can you do this again sometime?” The words slipped out before Peter had even thought them through, but Harley nodded enthusiastically, already gently shooing Peter’s hands out of the way so his own could get back to work.

“For you? Always.”

[random-fandoms-stuff]

OH MY GOSH I SWEAR!!!!! I WAS JUST WANTING TO LOOK AT CUTE PARKNER INCORRECT QUOTES OR/AND FICS BUT ALL I SAW WAS A WALL OF THOSE STUPID P"RN BOT POSTS!!!! I THINK I COUNTED LIKE 10!!!!! IN A ROW!!!!!

THEN I KEPT FINDING MORE

[stabbing-to-life]

PARKNER/KEENKER HEADCANONS

None of them is legally adopted by Tony, but they’re his emotional sons, as he says.

Harley met Tony when he had 11, Peter when he was 15, and they both treat him as a father figure. Still, they didn’t actually meet each other until Harley started college in New York ( H:19 P:16 )

Peter’s first impression of Harley was that he was a cool kid, which scared him off a little as first bc he thought he would be like Flash.

The more he talked to him, though, the more he proved Peter wrong. He was confident, but not an asshole. He was the kind of person who did not need to make people feel bad about themselves to feel good about himself.

He was a cool kid because he was simply himself, and he didn’t care what anyone had to say about him.

( he would find out a year later that all of that came from his childhood and how he learned to only care about his opinions after coming out as transgender )

Harley’s first impression of him was that Peter was weird but cute.

He knew from the very first moment he was a nerd ( the periodic table meme t-shirt he wore gave that up ), and the nervous smile, the way he fidgeted with his hands and the way he over talked because he didn’t know when to shut up was the absolute cutest for Harley.

Harley swears a lot ever since he was a kid ( there wasn’t really anyone to stop him from doing it ) but he hates insulting people with bad words, he prefers to do it the intelligent way, with long, smart words he specifically learned to insult.

Peter hates saying bad words because he can hear May’s voice in his head right after saying “you think you’re cool saying that, don’t you, young man? Well, you’re just another brat, congratulations, I didn’t raise you like that!”

Still when Harley swears he thinks it’s hot

Harley was Peter’s preferred driving teacher ( Tony used to get very nervous, May was all for theory and Ned thought he was a genius driver even though he passed his test because of a miracle ). He was the only one who answered his doubts calmly, didn’t get nervous and trusted him.

Sometimes Harley can be a little mean to people but that’s just the way he shows love.

He’s only ever sweet to Peter but he tries to play it cool anytime his soft side slips off.

Peter is asexual, and he actually forgot to tell Harley because he never asked for sex or tried to spice things up.

One night they were hanging out ( like six months after they started dating ) and Peter showed him an asexual meme and Harley was like: “wait, you relate? Like- you’re ace?”

And Peter was like “WAIT I NEVER TOLD YOU?” And started panicking.

And Harley told him everything was fine, that love isn’t sex and that he loved him all the same

And Peter teared up because 1- he had the most amazing boyfriend and 2- HARLEY LOVED HIM.

So he said “I love you too much”, and Harley blushed and tried to change the subject

And Peter was confused but let it slip

But then he noticed that when anyone told Harley they loved him he always did the same and tried to joke his way out of the spotlight

And Peter made a vow to always make Harley feel loved, either with his words or his actions, to make him aware that he REALLY meant something to people and that they really DO love him.

Some people have told Harley to see a psychiatrist but it wasn’t after a late night conversation with Peter that he finally decided to.

They argue sometimes, but never to an extent that they think of breaking up as an option.

Harley is really proud and hates to admit he’s wrong, but he’ll overcome it for Peter

Even though the proudest, he’s always the one that apologises first. He isn’t willing to make either of them ( especially Peter ) feel bad because of his pride.

[ UPDATE: Peter was always scared at first that because of a fight they’d break up, and Harley noticed that- even though Peter firmly believed he was right- he always apologised before things could escalate. Then Harley realised that he was really scared of losing him after he had lost so many people already ( Uncle Ben right after and because of a fight ) so he told him he had the right to be mad at him, and that it wouldn’t change how he felt about him, so he should never give him the reason, especially if he thought he was right. ]

May LOVES Harley

He reminds her of Uncle Ben’s teenage years, when he’d be all rebel and mysterious and everyday would feel like an adventure

She is glad that Peter has someone spontaneous yet responsible enough to take him out of his comfort zone.

When he was 21 Harley decided to get bottom surgery, and Peter supported him through every stage and never left his side.

Peter has a lot of trouble organising, which triggers his anxiety even more than usual.

Harley is super organised ( Because he’s never had anyone to tell him to do things and has always done everything alone ) and has designed his own schedule system that fits his life perfectly.

He’s currently helping Peter create one of his own to help him with his anxiety.

Peter sometimes has anxiety attacks and Harley has talked to him, May and Tony about how to help him through them in the best possible way ( he’s had a few of his own but in really concrete situations that aren’t likely to happen again, so he prefers to focus on how to help Peter, because not everyone reacts the same during an anxiety attack )

They moved in together on Peter’s second year of college and Harley’s last ( three years after they started dating )

Harley took a few first aid courses in case Peter ever got wounded during Patrol.

Want part 2?

Part 1/?

[sup3rbloom]

You’re What?

Title: You’re What? Square: Cuddling for @spidermanbingo Ship: Harley/Peter Rating: General Summary: Peter tells Harley that he’s the father of his baby. Word Count: 800 AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32582374/chapters/81163090