#oyster bae

[ignrance]

˙   ៹ walking to a cafe in manhattan   :

"  am  i  the  only  person  who  thinks  that  this  whole  pink  and  bows  and  coquette  thing  is  just  a  really bad microtrend  ?  i  swear  my  publicist  spent  twenty  minutes  trying  to  convince  me  to  wear  a  bow  in  my  hair  during  my  next  show  ⸻  i  know  my  style  leans  a  bit  more  preppy  than  someone  would  expect  from  listening  to  my  music  but  the  bows  to  me  are  just  so  .  .  .  like  ,  twenty  -  thirteen mustache tumblr  core  ,  no  ?  " ( @delicatlueur )

[izzyfishie]

What do u think Squid Game characters favourite fish would be?

(Sorry for odd question lol just desperately trying to connect my only 2 interests rn xD)

hello!! good question + ty for the ask, i love fish 🐠 aquatic science my beloved 👊

in-ho: ofc he loves his fish; i believe somebody said they were platies?

sang-woo: blue marlin or (idk they arent quite fish but) some type of jellyfish!!

gi-hun: oh man idek 😭 maybe a goldfish? catfish? unsure

ali: king mackerel. not sure why just The Vibes

ji-yeong: SANDBAR SHARK!! i can get behind her being a shark girlie

sae-byeok: butterflyfish like me :]

jun-ho: like in-ho, platies

mi-nyeo: betta fish (siamese fighting fish)

deok-su: oyster toadfish /hj

jun-hee: princess parrotfish 💗

dae-ho: swordfish

jung-bae: catfish (unsure what specific type)

woo-seok: dottyback

seon-nyeo: barracuda

[xxknockoutxx]

𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐏𝐈𝐌𝐌 𝟔

(𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝)

Ever since I started Bluelock my brain chemistry has changed. Who knew a anime that's 98% dude could be so fucking zesty💀 and hot may I add?.

I don't usually ship characters and especially males. My ships are based off of how well the two characters interact (obviously) so I don't ship things like Bakudeku😰. Kiribaku tho? (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧✧ʸᴱˢ

But it has come to my attention that this zesty ass anime has truly solidified itself into my heart. So let's just start off with some quick ideas and thoughts with everything ⏤͟͟͞͞✧𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐤

𝐘𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢 𝐈𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢🌀

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◌ Now I can't speak for everyone but I was unfortunately the one to stumble across Atlanta lock😭 The more that I look at Isagi's character it makes me realize this mf really is from Atlanta 💀 So now I can imagine isagi walking with you somewhere with this fit.

He's holding your hand or arm or whatever being a gentleman, making sure you're safe when walking through Atlanta because all of the damn crackheads (speaking from experience) 💀😭 you guys walk past a few cool places and then you stop at a place to eat (fontaine's oyster house 🤤) and he holds the door for you and a few other people and most people say thanks or whateva but then some dude just bumps into Isagi and nearly steps on his shoes.

Now that's fucked up so isagi being the gentleman he is just shrugged it off and was like.

❝Excuse you man.❞

But the dude turn around and he's like.

❝Tf you say to me bitch ass nigga?❞ Isagi turn around like.

❝Tf he say? Hol up bae❞now your boyfriend is scrapping with some hood dude outside of a seafood restaurant. 😭

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𝐌𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚🐝

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◌ for Bachira I get super super yandere vibes from. Him like crazy vibes but under the assumption that he's normal I feel like he would be bffs with isagi still after bllk or even if they never went.

I used it as a joke in my smaus but bachisagi 3some? And I know how ship names work but just because Bachira's name is first doesn't mean he's the Dom 🙃

This dude had me screaming when I started bluelock and now that I keep watching I still love him but there's so many.... Men ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ....

I still love him though<3 I just can't come up with much rn.

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𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐨 💸

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◌ I don't know why but recently this man has had me in a chokehold. I don't get it, when he was first Introduced I was like

"Oh he cute, he cute. Fans prolly ship the fuck out of him though." (And I'm not wrong)

And lately I've been THIRSTING over him. I imagine that he has little nightmares in the middle of the night about him and Nagi and he just wakes up yelling, covered and sweat and dramatically sticking his arm out in front of him like he can grab Nagi🥲

❝NAGI!!!❞

You just grab his arm and hug him like "it's okay baby it's just another nightmare. Nagi is okay he's probably just playing games again."

But besides his rocky relationship with Nagi, I also have some more... Uh... Spicer thoughts.

A dimly lit room, nice soft rain outside and your balcony curtains slightly open, letting some nice marine moonlight into the room. Despite the relaxing environment Reo had different plans.

Plans like fucking you hard into your bed and whispering the most possessive things in your ear after he saw you chatting it up with some of his former bluelock teammates. At a little get together that was hosted earlier today.

❝Fuck, you're all mine y'know that? My precious treasure. You only look at me, not Isagi, not Nagi, not Rin. Me.❞

You can't even get out any of the words you just mumble out a response and he continues his jealous and possessive attack on your cunt.

Or at least that's what I think..

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𝐑𝐲𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐢 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐮😈

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○He puts up the biggest front ever and he gets on your fucking nerves bad. He's literally your guard dog and he is happy to be treated like one. But are the same time his overwhelming physical presence is enough to make anyone freeze for a second.

Similar to isagi he has some thug in him but he looks like a fucking dumbass😭

Any prank you pull on him comes back to you 10x more. He's like...

❝I'm your cute kawaii Guard dog and I will protect you :3 But if anyone tries anything with you I'll break bone in their body and watch them bleed out and beg for mercy as they die. ❞

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𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟔.𝟓 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 🤔

[flytrcps]

my intros for my clowns will be divided into present-day / fun facts & a background portion. if you’re not interested in reading the background, you can skip it! trigger warnings will be listed before the background portion.

❀ *◦ bae joohyun. cis woman. she/her. demisexual demiromantic. ⇝ hey, isn’t that venus adler-rhee ( nickname: lilico )? i think that the thirty-eight year old from yeosu, south korea works as cabaret singer at sweet cheeks burlesque & cabaret lounge and local busker; nightcrawler, but outside of that people describe them as we’re sorry, the number you’re trying to reach has been disconnected dialtone on the other line, unknown numbers, the sensation of bugs crawling beneath skin and a rot that you can’t cut out, feeling alone in a crowded room, dead behind the eyes, a hurried glance over the shoulder walking lonesome in a dark alley, bruises blossoming around the knees out of the blue. i hear they are weak-minded & timid, but they are also known to be soft-spoken & adaptable. consider giving them a visit at their home in delilah’s den gated community and get to know why they’re called the cannibalized star.

PIN BOARD. / STATS.

PRESENT-DAY:

she is fully blind. she wasn't born that way, for the record, as you'll see from her background. she does wear prosthetic eyes to keep the sockets from closing up in a shade of deep amethyst

fame is no longer an end-all, be-all goal. it's not even on the scoreboard anymore. she gave up on the dream when it gave up on her, although it's just an echo now without the vivid memories of her past

a car could backfire on the street and she would jump out of her skin, tbh. much as she loves the cover of the night and can never seem to sleep during it, it's not the most ideal for her after everything. but you'll still found her out grocery shopping at two in the morning, with whatever company will suit her losing

the gift of sight gave her greater appreciation for the gift of sound. she enjoys playing stringed instruments still, namely the harp, and received a gorgeous lever harp at her wedding. she owns a custom lyre harp, as well, and a collection of wind chimes

menial tasks that keep her hands busy are moderately enjoyable. she'd roll coins into those little sorters for fun

still an intense neat freak after her tenure as a nightcrawler, and doesn't understand the reason for technology that cleans your house for you. they seem like necessary jobs for humans. but that's just her opinion

she hasn't coveted material things or luxuries. if there were remnants of such desires, they were lost when she became a nightcrawler. she's happy to work leisurely as a singer and find gratification in the simpler joys of life

awkward with children, and has no plans or intentions of ever mothering any of her own, so she's pretty okay with being a stepmother to those that have already left the nest, though she thinks she's poorly at even that

BACKGROUND!

TRIGGER WARNINGS: implications of s*x trafficking, exploitation, blackmail, torture, death/murder

born kang ye-seul, the world was the oyster for the doting parents and their baby girl. she was destined for greatness and shined from a young age, a prodigy in every instrument that she picked up and with pipes of gold that were honed and practiced like cello strings the hunger

ye-seul's parents owned a small restaurant in yeosu that she would tend to and help out with. it was a humble upbringing. they had a comfortable upbringing but not one that beckoned for luxury, and she was a woman who coveted for just that whenever the future prospects of marriage and ambitions were spoken of

for the fame and stardom that she would eventually covet was a fool's errand. her schooling was stellar and she initially considered trying to 'make it' in south korea, but as she graduated, she hungered for the world on her string. in her search for a jumping off point, she stumbled upon a proposal from an anonymous liaison with passage to the states. they claimed the samples she had sent to them had impressed, and she had the chops the western world was looking for

with little more than a goodbye to her parents, packing up a handful of clothing, and all her life savings in her pocket, ye-seul left the small realm that she had been coddled and sheltered in. she had no idea what would await her on the other side

she landed somewhere on the west coast. where, she couldn't say for certain now. what was dreams of fame and fortune turned into her worst nightmare in no time flat, after meeting with the producer who had listened to her music. they demanded that to launch her career, she would need to pay her dues to the people who would boost her career. the kind of dues they were looking for weren't monetary

being exploited for her body did not fetch her gigs, in fact, she never recorded a damned thing or sat in front of stages with a hundred screaming fans. penniless and with no passage home, she had no choice but to go along with it, as she thought there was nowhere for her to escape

these violent delights have violent ends — is that not what they all warned her of, her family and friends? she died alone in a motel room after merciless and indescribable torment. they didn't take her voice but they took her eyes and cleaned up the evidence

so, venus rhee was born from the rubble, or the laboratory where her original body was stored in ice. they didn't restore her eyesight. the first crawlers of the night were mole rats and entirely blind, after all. her memories of her old life are not entirely gone, but not entirely there — she didn't know who she was and the past felt like echoes far from her reach. she set to work with no questions asked, looking after the underground labs and whatever tasks were assigned to her

serendipitous, perhaps, she met her kindred spirit in the underground tunnels with the cold cryogenic tubes when she sensed two or three attempting to flee the facility, and recognized one as part of the scarlet nightmare itself. she promised the agent that she would not breathe a word of the broken protocol. khadroma adler's secret was safe with her

like the other nightcrawlers, venus was eventually let go and released into the world above ground that she had been previously unfamiliar. for the second time ( or the first, in this life ) she was stunned and shell-shocked, figuring out how to navigate

eventually, she and khadroma reconnected at the pub that the now former handler was managing at the time. venus wasn't much for drinking but couldn't help showing up a couple more times, curious and yearning for the companionship of another person who had lived a similar life to her own. anchorage's best kept secret project. or the worst, depending on who you asked. but she was never one for telling stories that didn't belong to her

the couple started a torrid love affair while khadroma was still married to another in a loveless marriage. when they were ready to go public with their relationship around 2018, venus thought she had a life that she hadn't previously been able to fathom. someone to chase away the night

in 2020, the wedding bells were heard for the couple and that was all she wrote. life as an adler-rhee has permitted her the freedom to return to singing and not worry too much about making ends meet at the end of the month. it isn't a perfect life, but it's the tranquility that she sought, or close to it

[katierosefun]

Hello!

I’m rewatching BE (again) and I’m curious what you think of the timeline of jwds. Some people are like oh yeah they def did stuff/something after [insert arrest/clue/chase scene/homoerotic moment] and stuff like that. I personally think that while there was a lot of sexual tension going on, nothing really happened until the ds arrest scene which was basically a confession. If I had to add anything to what happened in that scene I would say the “missing” part is that I think ds stopped jw from full on confessing bc ds knew he was going to jail. He didn’t want anything to happen bc it would leave jw tied to him but also not really tied to him and he didn’t want jw to wait for him or feel trapped. Jw has had no one in his life to count on and be cared for by. Letting jw create that link between them only to be whisked off to prison two seconds later would exacerbate his abandonment issues. Homeboy literally cried over ds’s hands he would not have handled an acknowledgment of anything beyond “juwoon-a” well. Also I fully believe that jw did not visit him in prison and ds wouldn’t have allowed him to if he’d gone.

But yeah anyways those are my very messy thoughts lol. What do you think about the timeline? Do you think anything happened that wasn’t shown in the show and/or how things went at the end and after Nam Sang Bae’s death anniversary (I also think that was the first time they’d seen each other since ds got out of prison)?

Thanks!

hi anon!

to answer your questions: i honestly think part of my love for beyond evil is that there are some pretty ambiguous moments where it seems like dong sik and joo won hung around each other more than was seen on screen, so i personally love playing with whatever might have happened between them during that time.

that said, from a more technical perspective: i think the beauty of a lot of television shows (not just beyond evil, but especially beyond evil) is that there's always going to be an ambiguity of what happens where and what's shown on screen or not. i think true film theory professors/geeks could ramble for hours about the power of the camera in storytelling and how it completely changes the medium of what we know vs. what we don't. which is really all to say that i think since it's a show that has a camera that turns on and then turns off, beyond evil inherently is going to have scenes that probably happened but just aren't actually shown to the audience.

so just by default, i think there must have always been things happening between dong sik and joo won that just didn't happen in the show, and that's just by virtue that this is a television series that's made deliciously more ambiguous by director shim na yeon and writer kim su jin's creative choices.

but from a fan's perspective: oh yeah, i think dong sik and joo won absolutely had some closer will they-won't they moments that we didn't get on screen. not necessarily because the cast and creators cut them, but just talking about the characters themselves here--i like to think that joo won and dong sik had plenty tenser moments of just. figuring out whatever the hell is going on with their relationship.

and as a fan/fanfic writer, i definitely love playing with what could have happened in those kinds of moments. in some versions, i like the idea of one of the two of them crossing a line somewhere . . . and in other versions, i like the idea of the two of them telling themselves that what they have is enough, and neither of them will do a single thing about it until maybe a year or ten years after the events of beyond evil. but who knows! the world is our oyster when it comes to things like that. it's just always nice to see when people have different interpretations and different ideas of how joo won and dong sik might have finally gotten together :)

[braidlottie]

omg. bae! ive been reading ur works and love them soo much <3 u are so right about nat being a whole man i mean its so obvi in the way they casted him ;P giggles and chuckles aside, i so headcanon you as a girl <3 you just give off such cis-minnow oceanside woman seafood stand energy! get them oysters bae!

do i know you??

[imperfectly360]

Don't go to university... Don't oyster universe me. No more whoreshire sauce. Prime rib. Where are you at? Community college. Doing bad things again. Thinking about church women. Country girls. Cowboy guys. Astronauts. I love it when you are a heavy bird. Something something burdon. Burgundy. Burlingertenacious. Crabs are tenacious. Don't come for me. I like myyyyyyyy coffeeeeeeeee iced iced baby. No shame. No game. I'm gamey like a dike. I am a horrible women. Repeat after me. Mommy Katie. Daddy father. Baby vanilla. Dream team makes fire works. I still like to shimmy shammy. Don't comeeee for meeeeee. Yeah I like to stare. Call me artistic. I.d.c. I can draw your face all day. It's not weird. Trash tattoo. Trash mom!!! Secret Santa. Saints and Mrs. Clause. Classic like a coke and lays potato chips. I.d.c. I'll figure it out!!!!! Stahp doing gay shit!!!!!! I wanna be better bear :) I wanna be......... FML. "I just want to be cool" said nobody ever. Drunken donuts drunk a hazelnut. I obsessed with chocolate peanut butter!!!!!!!!! No you're not. That's gross like roses. I love my grocery store. Gwosherry stoah. Oh my bb Katie!!! I wanna see she go shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In her OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dress for the cause. National heart association. I'm classy like my stretchy pink polo. That's not funny anymore!!!!!!!!! Mommy I sad. Daddy I cry. Baby no love. I sowwi. Me no nothing. Biiiig hump! Wednesdayyyyyyyyyyyy I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Not under my watch!. It's Tuesday everyday!!!!!!!! Perk up butter cup! You're saaahmazing. Said bae? Bay watch? Lol. Go home you wannabeeeeeeee. Okay byeeee. I'm moving!!!! Hahahahahahahahah

[virtueofsanityx]

"a year or two ago, i might not have." a year or two ago, hari was still mourning the loss of what she assumed was her great chance at a love story, finding nothing in her but an empty black hole, sucking all of the light around her. she can remember her art from that time, just as dark and hollow, tucked away in a drawer somewhere, hidden and shameful, just as miserable as she'd been then.

but now?

now it feels freeing. seeing it with clear eyes. no longer the young woman who would sit back and take the snide comments and sarcastic remarks in stride, letting them happen just to placate a man who clearly hadn't found her any more interesting than a pet. there's something light and bouyant in her chest, like she's finally let go of something miserable and tossed it into the sky, and she can float away from the places deep inside herself that keep her miserable.

let her old 'friends' be happy to talk about her behind her back and wonder what she's up to now. they likely have nothing nice to say, anyway, and she can live with that.

"anyway, what now? the world and the city is our oyster, mr. bae." twisting in her seat, she flashes a smile that is as light as she feels, blinking once as she notices the mark she left on his face and reaching over with her thumb to try and lightly smudge away the lipstick lingering there. "do you like stars? because i happen to know the best spot in the city to go and look at them."

to any onlookers, it would almost appear like they are kissing. and the thought crosses jinho's mind that it's almost a shame that they aren't. he lets her push close and listens to her instructions. hari seems to have properly brushed off the antagonism that has clouded her evening, and it seems to have awakened the playful side of her. the 'parting' kiss takes him by surprise, but he keeps his expression collected in the event anyone is continuing to watch.

"i'll be there," he assures just as she's turning on her heel.

while he's 'waiting', he goes to the bar and lets the bartender know that he will be leaving but slipping her his business card in the event that something catastrophic happens. he doubts it since the only item left on the itinerary is the send-off. his phone is tucked into the pocket of his jacket after he checks it like he was instructed and heads out the door.

it doesn't take him long to find her car in the lot since it's the only one turned on. he knocks on the window. "pretty impressive performance there at the end. wouldn't have thought that you had it in you when i met you earlier." he's honest. his first impression had been of her being mopey, after all, and he's glad to see her bounce back so effectively from that.

[scilessweetheart]

HI LOVE i have a goofy idea: bop or flop family trip/vaca edition

you can ignore this or make it into something completely your own. if you decide to do the standard bop-or-flop perhaps you could add a third secret option for spice. the world is your oyster and this post is your blank canvas

bop or flop:

road trip

gas station stops gas bathroom AND food stops (even better than a bogo!) cracker barrel (an American Treasure) no shoes on in the car you're on aux vs. someone else is on aux (a person of your choice) driving through the Middle Of Nowhere driving at night vs. during the day driving on highways/interstates/etc vs. taking back roads listening to FM radio vs. aux eating pungent food in the car driver's seat, passenger seat, or backseat (outer) or backseat (middle seat) the quintessential family argument

if you don't hate this i will gladly send more. i'm oscillating between bored and existential crisis BUT BUT most importantly pls enjoy your time & don't let me distract you from living your Main Character Moment <3

my god your MIND. i have never received an ask so catered to me specifically and i love you for it. no clue if i did it right tho. for the record, i’m borderline american midwest, which should explain a lot about my road-trip preferences. so first, either or, so if you read any of this please compare notes.

gas station food or drive thru. gas station bathroom or roadside. cracker barrel or golden coral or (insert preferred full stop meal). shoes on or shoes off. you on aux or someone else. Middle of Nowhere or city driving. night driving or day driving. interstates or back roads. FM or aux. eating pungent food (regret) or eating pungent food (pride). driver or passenger princess or window or middle. family arguments or passive aggressive.

now. i have separated this into two groups: answering as myself, and then answering as whoever is unlucky enough to be driving with me. because the result is very different. i literally end up just talking to myself but i thoroughly enjoyed this so thank you for the prompt :)

FOR ME

gas station stops: bop. i will get a slushee and an extra large soda and will be at peace for life.

gas station bathroom: for everyone involved - flop. simply disgusting. almost would rather roll the dice and pull over to the side of the road, but am not quite there yet.

cracker barrel: bop. i fuck up some cracker barrel for real. i also would like to know how you just knew i stopped here on road trips.

no shoes in the car: BOP. i’ll slide off the walmart birkenstocks and curl up into a ball in the backseat and be dead to the world.

me on aux: BOP. anyone else: FLOP. why would i tolerate music i only lukewarm care about when i could be the DJ of my own coming of age movie. (the size of the flop is dependent on who it is. lauren is the only one who comes close to being a bop. sorry bae)

driving in the middle of nowhere: bop. the adhd kicks in and i just like to zone out and focus on my current maladaptive daydream, so i’ll be set for hours and a barren wasteland of corn is the perfect white noise.

night driving: BOP. day driving: BOP. i have catered playlists to both scenarios and therefore am prepared for any situation.

highway driving: a surprising bop. i like being able to flip on cruise control and just follow the road. HOWEVER. backroads: bigger bop. because pretty <3

FM: flop. see aux cord.

eating pungent food: flop. i get car sick and food smell makes it worse.

driving: bop. passenger princess: less of a bop. window: the most bop. middle: massive flop. i can’t explain beyond this.

family arguments: bop. now you all are trapped with me and my shitty opinions.

FOR EVERYONE ELSE

gas station stops: flop. they make me have to piss every half hour which adds a good amount of travel time.

cracker barrel: flop. once i got so sick on a road trip from chicken and dumplings we had to pull over so i could throw up off the highway.

no shoes: flop. when we do pull over, it takes an hour for me to find both shoes and put them on.

me on aux: flop. anyone else is indifferent. i’m self aware enough to know i’m insufferable when i pull up spotify.

middle of nowhere: apparently it’s a flop from what i’ve heard, but i don’t know if i believe that.

night vs day driving: apparently night is a flop? people can’t see as well and get tired. once again, how do you not enjoy the empty.

FM: indifference. as long as i’m not on aux, no one else i know cares.

pungent food: bop. no one else i know seems to have a problem with it >:(

family arguments: bop. mine loves them. let’s release all the pent up tension 15 minutes into the drive and hope the awkward goes away by the time we get to our destination.

[maxjellopower]

Booty booty

April - May 2020

[sanguineterrain]

🪄 cym aka cast ME. as... outfits 😎 i was gonna say cast me as a steve harrington outfit but you know a lot of old musicians so maybe they have killer fits. anyway world is ur oyster bae

OH HECK. ok here we go. i went w musician outfits! sorry that the links are all over the damn place, the jpgs were too big :/

p.s. if u don't want to be tagged in the mutual games lmk!

for you bae, i'm going to kin you this cute pink cowgirl dolly parton outfit i think you'd love bc it's quite southern-fem-buckycore

@itistimeforusalltodecidewhoweare you get brian may's rainbow angel winged outfit

@thesoftestpunk you get elton john's costume from his crocodile rock performance on the muppet show

@stevestummy you get paul mccartney's pink suit from the beatles' mad day out shoot

@notyouraveragemailman you get freddie mercury's sparkly sequin jumpsuit that i personally adore

@starchildbucky you get this stevie nicks' fit

@stevebabey you get bicon david bowie's blue suit from life on mars

@thornsnvultures you get prince's LOVELY purple rain fit

@spideystevie you get kate bush's chic yellow dress

@springsteens you get cher's gorgeous gold two piece from the academy awards

[i-still-dont-know-blog1]

Fun times with my love ❤️

[thepickyprincess]

When you tell #Bae you just want a light dinner....MORE FOOD PLEASE 🥰 #oysters #tartar #fishtaco #fishtacos #seafood #seafoodpasta #datenight #feedmeimyours #goodcatchboilhouse (at Good Catch Boil House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3QuGuUBF_D/?igshid=yco5cebii8yv

[mypreciouskitchen]

Oysters shucked and delivered because I've had a tough week😢. I think he might be for keeps🤔! Didn't even know @checkers_sa sold oysters 😳. So pleasantly surprised. #Happiness 🤗 #love #oysters #bae #fresh #spiritsup (at Infinity Beach Front Hotel- BloubergStrand) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2UlgcwicWi/?igshid=1i2ogd0ag4how

[stonedrozes]

what songs do u think best describe you??

hello emmi bae <3

those would be: this is the one (the stone roses), tinderbox (stiff little fingers), in thee (blue oyster cult) & emilie (the charlatans)

anonymously (or not) ask me anything you want to know about me

[visualkeijunkie]

S’MOYSTER EPISODE! S’MOYSTER EPISODE!!

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER THIS OKAY YA’LL?! THERE IS A LOT TO PROCESS BUT LET’S START FROM THE BEGINNING

Yes Steven, please do remind us how you’re like a newly wed romantic couple that just goes to every country together for their dates (Fancy husbands au again guys???  👀 )

Steven talking about he and Andrew share a bond that only the two of them have and just fuckkkkkk I’m sorry, but isn’t this something you almost write about when doing a soulmates au??? OR OR WHAT U SAY DURING WEDDING VOWS SOMEBODY STOP ME PLEASE sdbvjkbavdsk

AND THEN YOU ADD THIS LINE NEXT

THE BEST PARTNER I COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR GUYS STOP STOP MY HEART MY HEART

I CAN’T TAKE IT AHHHHHH

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Steven , saying things that are close to soulmate quotes or wedding vows and then next I hear Andrew saying long and hard and my brain exploded

I am so fucking sorry but this was hilarious and i am crying and i can’t, i am just losing my mind with these two pls

Somebody please save me, i can;t handle this oh my god oh my god

STEVEN REALLY SOUNDED TENDER EARLIER AND ANDREW KEEPS MAKING LIKE INNUEDO BED SAYINGS I AM LOSING MY MIND AHHH

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I’m sorry Andrew, but even Steven looks like he is questioning your mind right this moment and I am fucking losing it

But Steven knows his bae so fucking well so he just takes it and asks how it’s spelled again, DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING QUESTION IT AHAHAHAHHAHA

NEVER GONNA GET OVER STEVEN’S FUCKING REACTIONS HERE GUYS NEVER AHHHHHHH cbdsajifhjadsk fuckkkk  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

Andrew: polite and ethereal

Me: Are we still talking about the S’moyster or are you talking about Steven now????? lmaoooo

THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING! GOOD ADVENTOROUS FOOD, DRAMA, TENDERNESS, GAYS, AND CATS! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR!?

Steven knowing exactly what Andrew likes, loves, and appreciates and just fuckkkkk  🥺

It’s either Steven is HUGE BOYFRIEND MATERIAL or Steven just really KNOWS AND LOVES ANDREW THAT MUCH.

Willing to wager it’s both lolololololol  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

U know, Andrew has some pretty dark thoughts that slip out every now and then, but I feel like we just don’t notice enough that STEVEN also has those pretty dark fucking thoughts lurking in the dark recesses of his mind lmaooo

also jfc Steven HANSEL AND GRETEL! XD Steven and Andrew finding a ginger bread house tho and having to escape certain death from a witch  👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Why does this ep give u so many standrew au ideas??? lmaooo

I really love Steven having mental break downs in each episode, he will always have one whether he’s cooking or baking lol

Need to have pictures of both Wellington and Simba in this post ya’ll, this is not complete without them lol

More Simba content! I know this is supposed to be a standrew post but ya’ll can;t stop me from appreciating their cats sdbfjhasdkj

Yes Steven, we remember your oyster ep in Australia but also please keep telling us more how the two of you have grown together as people  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

This scene just makes me think that it’s been so long since they’ve last held or been with each other physically that they’re both shy and trying really hard to contain themselves and just not fucking smooch on camera with everyone around them dsbfjasbkjd

Andrew SUBTLEY trying to tell Steven on camera that whatever the fuck he makes Andrew will love it and I am living for this fucking ship i am fucking crying, my crops are thriving, my skin is clear, and we are all in standrew heaven thank you

THIS IS SUCH A WORTH IT MOVE HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME!?!?!? AHHHHH literally Andrew only appears one episode and all of a sudden Steven is doing so many censored things I am fucking crying

WHY IS HE ASKING FOR STEVEN’S PERMISSION TO OPEN HIS GOD DAMN EYES AHAHAHHAHA

No Andrew, actually you’re the only he served wine to here AND IT IS A FUCKING ROMANTIC BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND GESTURE HOW DARE bdshcbasdjbcfadsj  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

This is date night, almost, Andrew pls, he’s trying to be subtle even with the cameras on lololololol

Andrew, this was a disgusting dish that Steven made edible, IT’S FUCKING AMAZING.

The entire ep just shocked me in general that he really made it so edible, ANDREW YOU GOTTA APPRECIATE UR BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND MORE, I EXPECT STEVEN TO GET MORE THAN A GOLD STAR REWARD LATER TONIGHT.

EDIT:

I ALMOST FORGOT TO ADD THIS LAST SCENE BECAUSE IT’S LIKE A FUCKING MARVEL ENDING CREDIT LMAO

guys please, just imagine, Steven saying faster, faster in the end but it’s in bedroom times with Andrew fuckkkkk yiiiisssss sdbjihasjkcnsak *gets knocked out* 

need to record Steven’s voice here for fanfic inspirations lol