#owen like 'what are u looking at thats YOU'

[dearinglovebot]

oml hi! what are your headcanons for claire and owen when they were at school? here are some of mine:

claire would defnitely be on good tersm with everyone, i feel like she'd be popular in the way that she knew everyone

but she's classify everyone as aquaintences though and call it 'networking'

would be super annoyed by everyone in her class constantly talking abt marriage and kids like thats the only option for her (alas i wish she was in my class i'd have someone to survive those trenches with 😔)

straight A+ student ofc

owen wouldn't really care for school i think

he'd get like alright grades

he'd be like 55% class clown if that makes sense?

super good at PE tho like he'd be the Pe Kid (TM)

i think he had a pet dog or cat (or both?) but they died

i kinda hc that his parents were pretty shitty. idk why but i do. (shhh let me project)

constantly getting into fights with vic hoskins but everyone agrees vic is annoying as HELL so eh he gets a pass socially-speaking

also:

in dodgeball the teachers always put claire and owen on the same team bc the two of them against each other means the match lasts FOREVER and if it does end it's a tie followed by an argument of who won that lasts for two weeks. like claire vs owen in dodgeball would be legendary. and like +340% hype bc everyone's 10 and dodgeball matches are IT when ur ten (can u tell i miss primary school dodgeball 😔)

hello anonnie! brace yourself cause this is a level 5 yapnado

I don’t agree with EoC a lot (...most things) but it hits my high school headcanons very well. that is to say, she is weird and off-putting to the general public. particularly sheltered midwestern kids who absolutely will be raised on the housewife/breadwinner-husband cool-aid in the 90s. they’re all obsessed with settling down with kids in the same town they were raised in while she’s trying to escape to a big city and get a master's degree. they’re doing the 90s equivalent of calling her woke blue hair liberal with pronouns. not outright bullying her but like... side-eyeing her. she's not really being invited to parties. which is fine! (it is not fine. she is lonely).

she has sooooo many autistic traits that i do just consider it part of my personal canon and that will NOT help her. her hyperfixation is going to college and she stims by doing homework (exaggerating. but only partially). i love my queen dearly but she does not have cool autism that makes you do cool art installations. she has collecting alaskan postage stamps from the 1800s type autism. she is a loser that few will truly appreciate <33 like fine wine

claire being from no-where wisconsin in the 80s-90s is sooo vital to understanding why she is #likethat. small town midwest is basically the deep south politically except in the south people will straight up say "women belong in the kitchen" and in the north they'll go "oh. you want a degree? how quaint [condescending tone]". she's used to everything being a backhanded compliment and proving that she deserves what she has. it makes her super defensive and lean towards interpreting things as malicious even when they're not. which is why, on the island, people don't really like her. she's the mean boss lady who won't even do small talk with her peasants

she absolutely is a straight A student. that is PRESIDENT of the debate club to you. she's a teacher's pet who Will do the extra credit work every time and has perfectly chosen her extra curriculars based on what will look best on her college application.

i also think she'd start working about as soon as she legally could. not only is that the smart financial move (start saving as soon as possible) but it looks amazing on college applications too. she is absolutely maximizing what she is able to accomplish in a day

overall, it really isn't an experience she thinks of fondly. she spends most of her teenhood devoted to trying to escape the poor, rural lifestyle she was born into. it's another stepping stone in her 10 stage plan to conquer a small nation. and she wouldn't regret any of it until her life inevitably comes crashing down (indominus incident) because only then does she realize she's been chasing material wealth instead of internal happiness for her entire life

owen has none of the crazy ambition claire does bc he's normal. he would take it one day at a time with vague goals of where he wants to end up. as long as he does the bare minimum of passing the class then he's doing pretty good. best subject science, worst subject literature

owen is from the 80-90s deep south which also heavily influences how i view his characterization. as a funny guy who enjoys very traditionally masculine things like construction and sports, he's going to be very well liked. everyone likes someone who makes you laugh. but overall it's pretty surface level. nobody asks about his day. he's gonna be like "damn is this really all i am to them??". but it's not like he can say that cause then he's being weird and emotional (toxic masculinity culture). so whatever. he keeps balling. (represses vulnerability and compensates by going even harder into funny sport guy routine)

so really he's the guy everyone "knows" but they're gonna lose contact the moment he leaves town. which is whatever. he has his wholeeeee life ahead of him to make some #real friends (his only long term friends include barry, the raptors, and sometimes claire)

he has proven time and time again he has no problem speaking his mind so yeah he's punching every hoskins that comes along and getting a few days suspension over it. he would not gaf tho bc his internal sense of justice is stronger than any school related punishment

he's the kind of kid who mows the lawn for your mom for pocket change and volunteers at the animal shelter

not the worst but yeah he's not that interested in reliving that

not including much about their individual family dynamics because thats an entirely different yap session

also:

in a hypothetical au where they're in the same high school, i believe it would go like this: claire is brilliant and smart in every class they share meaning he's enamored with her big words, she thinks all sports guys are meathead jocks and actively avoids them, she tutors for extra cash after school and he's on the verge of failing lit, she takes him on as a client and he's like wowza the whole time, she's like can you focus on the themes of shakespeare already and stop looking into my eyes longingly every few minutes i'm starting to think you aren't even interested in the deeper meanings of the rivalry between the veronas and capulets (she isn't picking up on a single hint), and now he is actively pretending like he doesn't understand any of the assignments to "get her guidance" on them (she still doesn't get the hint and is wondering if he got a concussion at some point)

[sundayinthcpark]

hi folks i watched s2 e1 of torchwood while i was on a plane and these r the notes i took/the posts i would’ve made had i not been on a plane

fully incapable of watching television w/o writing commentary so i’m gonna write this post from the plane and post it later ‼️

‘have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?’ gwen cooper i love you so much

‘bloody torchwood’ fucking GIGGLING everyone in cardiff hates them don’t they

OWEN IS SCARED OF THE BIG FISH me too buddy i’m terrified of fish

owen u dumb bitch telling gwen to hold the wheel he’s so silly

the fish is on cocaine i’m gonna scream why is he being such a douche abt jack being gone ianto pls shoot him

JACK ⁉️⁉️

‘hey kids. did ya miss me?’ WHAT THE FUCK

oh he’s still a pretty boy and they r all just doing their jobs ignoring him AS THEY SHOULD

i will be a jack harkness anti for a moment LOL

go OFF gwen

‘i found my doctor.’ shut up i can’t stand u sometimes

‘i came back for you.’ ACTUALLY SHUT UP WTF

who is this man he looks like pure evil wtf why did he just drop an entire man off a building

‘help me, obi-wan kenobi. you’re my only hope.’ GIGGLINF THATS SO STUPID

ianto my bff

why is this thing with jack and whoever he is looking like a duel oH THEYRE SNOGGING and now they’re throwing punches this. sounds about like jack.

they’re so me they can’t decide if they love or hate jack

‘you went to murder rehab?’ help ???

why is tosh flirting w him i hate him

what. what is gwen and jack’s relationship fr HAHA

gwen’s pupils r fucking enormous

NO FR WHAT. IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP NOTHIN MAKES SENSE

dying this is so silly i can’t stand jack or john

ooooooh and now john has disappeared goddamnit

paralysing lipgloss i’m gonna kill him fr

is owen flirting with tosh OMG ‼️‼️‼️

‘you touch her again and i will kill you, okay?’ GO OWEN ‼️‼️

poor ianto baby :((

WAIT JACK ACTUALLY ASKED HIM OUT ‼️‼️ janto time janto time

rip jack again

idiotic mfers never hang around long enough to find out if jack’s staying dead

not owen calling gwen darling :(( i love pet names especially when i know they’re not super romantic LOL

THE SIMULTANEOUS GUNS COCKING OOOOH THEYRE SO HOT

their teamwork is shit but also i love them all

IANTO WITH HIS TIMER I COULD KISS HIM

oh god it’s so pretty when they work together

‘oh, that’s gorgeous.’ ‘that’s a poodle.’ FUCKING LOSING IT

GO GWEN SHES SO HOT

who is gray what does that mean MARTHA JONES COMING UP WOOO MY GIRL why did i only download one ep that was silly

[lightningsprotienpowder]

LITTLE INTRODUCTION (this will be a bit long, sorry for that)

Omg hi! Tysm for taking a look ive my tumblr, if you know me already, im loveable lamebrain (aka heathers broken nail file) from tiktok!

If you dont know me and just have discovered me for the first time, hi! Im loveable lamebrain, i go by she/they pronouns and my accounts have been on total drama! (This used to be a sims tumblr, or simblr as they call it) but now its an account for anyone who wants to follow me on here ig lol, I probably wont post much on here but if i do, its most likely gonna be smt random lol

Anways, onto my interaction list thing

FEEL FREE TO INTERACT WITH ME!

-if your a chr!s mclean, d*ncan, al3jandro, sierra, sugar, skye, dave and dawn antis/haters

-if you stan almost the entire s1 cast lol

-if you stan lightning, jo and scott (aswell as most of the other tdroti contestants)

-if ur between 11-16 years old

-if you ship heathney, gweather, aleheather, scottney, lyler, ozzy, iva and gwoey

-if your a duncney, gwuncan and chref hater/anti

-and ofc, if u love total drama!

(Idm if u dont like the things i like, just as long as ur kind to everyone. It doesnt matter)

THIN ICE

- if you ship gwourtney/gwencney (both the same ship, just a different name) duncney, chref and zoke

- if youre a heather, owen, scott, lightning and jo anit/hater (this goes for if u hate most of s1 characters)

-if youre a d*ncan, alejandro, sugar, skye, dave, dawn, and sierra stan (as long u dont support their actions)

-if youre a bridgette and blainely/mildred stan

-if your in the miraculous ladybug fandom (im sorry, but that is so cringe 😭)

DNI

- if youre a chr!s mclean or s!erra stan (and u support/dont care abt their actions)

-tox!c courtney, gwen and chr!s stans

-if you ship lindsay x chr!s, cody x sierra, cameron x sierra, chef x izzy, lightning x cameron and gwen x cameron (i hate to say this, but u should probably get help if u like any of the ships ive listed here)

-obvi, if ur racist or homophobic/transphobic

Okay, thats it for intreactions list! Tysm for reading this, there will be a picture of my profile so yk what it looks like and ill post a link below the cut, anyways, i hope ure having a good day/night and i hope u stay safe if u never see me again.

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[stardove]

MHYK Should Come With A Warning

I CAME HERE FOR CUTE SILLY WIZARD BOYS. NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT THE DEPRESSION THAT COMES ALONG WITH IT. mayhaps spoilers so uh dont read if u dont want that.

Like omg look a cute little kids, surely nothing bad will happen to them.

NO. One of them was raised in a human supremacy cult.

The best of them bouta die cuz of some prophesy. like naw dawg, he softened the demon lord into being his papa why tf would u let him get taken out by some prophesy.

Another one regretted ever being born since his mother died and his brother used up half his magical abilities to keep him alive. And he's prophesized to kill said brother, father figure and the rest of his entire country. Was also raised with that prophesy in mind so uh you can imagine what that would do to a kid.

Not to mention all of them are expected to annually save the world and withstand human discrimination-???

And thats not even all bUt i AM TIRED. YALL NEED TO STOP DROPPING BOMBSHELLS ON ME.

Im not even talking about owen and faust or figgy or any of the older wizards. Also. what is the deal with rustica. I needed that off my chest thank you.

[narwhalandchill]

Tag game: Current

got tagged by @begaydoalchemy !! thank u !!

- Current time: 9:45 (AM for you US peeps smh)

- Current activity: finished up prefarming blades traces to 6/8/8/8. double calyx drops events is a godsend. was listening to a video essay on the bg but the favorite song section made me go listen to stiny on repeat again bc i love inflicting emotional damage on myself so i guess thats what.

- Currently thinking about: so theres this person in the hsr leaks subreddit megathread doing daily renheng insanity ponderings since blades trailer dropped and ive been just losing my mind ever since reading them. anyway i wanted everyone here to get to see them too but didnt wanna repost em bc its just kinda ehhhh to do so. here u go!! suffer with me!!! click the links theres all 3!!! (spoilery warning tho. idr how many leaks refs there are in there exactly but expect some at least)

- Current favorite song: spotify most listened to top5 currently looking like NEON by raon, kissaki by reol, wildfire, cha cha cha (we will never forgive xx swedes watch out) and stiny from KALUSH & jerry heil.

but like let me be clear the only reason reol isnt number 1 is bc the full version of the song only came out like 2 weeks ago and the earlier released shorter anime ver of kissaki is literally 7th on the list.

- Currently reading: ...i mean mostly just renheng fanfic but uhhh. i did read where the crawdads sing from delia owens (just plucked it out from the bookshelf randomly bc i was bored) a month or so back. it was neat but no like particular strong feelings abt it. it was very well written and i liked the flow of the prose a lot. also waiting for crooked kingdom to get a finnish translation bc i got six of crows in finnish and i dont do book series as mixed language sets generally. (also the translation work itself was just like an absolute fucking banger with the imagery and metaphors used like chef kiss)

- Currently watching: no particular show (last thing was when i rewatched fmab a couple months ago) going on but like. random video essays or informative stuff on yt honestly and its mostly for bg noise.

- Current favorite character: gee i wonder. dan heng (past editions included), blade, (big gap here bc i tunnel vision on characters), bailu, luocha, jing yuan i think for specific ones from hsr for now. am looking out for jingliu and fu xuan too i need to study them. in genshin its like. yeah its mr childe ajax tartaglia all the way but i kinda just havent been feeling it for the game much so eh. tighnari, kazuha up there too n arlecchino obvi.

- Current WIPS: what kind of productive person do you take me for??? ig i like. opened word this week to type out some random passage drafts for a ficlet type thing relating to the post i made a while back abt belobogs temperatures wrt dan hengs potential terrible, horrible, no good, very bad scalie time with it but do Not expect any results from that or anything i s2g. ive finished one fic in my life and that was half poetry half madness full one sitting and be done with it type deal

im sorry i have no idea who to tag so like. anyone who wants to do it feel free, mutuals or followers!!! :]

[clembian]

TOBY I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUU. im standing under your balcony like romeo and juliet and calling to you my love like the THEATER KID I AM.... I MISS YOU :(

howve u been? finals r kicking my butt >_< but!! i have become obsessed with the artist everybody's worried about owen his music is soooo good :D i'm teaching myself the song mawce on the ukulele which is sooo fun i think im gonna perform it at an end of year theater celebration we have soon!! :D

um. whats new in your life? how are you? yeah. hi friend :D <333

FLOWERRRR I MISSED U TOO i am leaning over to pull u up to my balcony except i tumble over and fall on u .btw<333 i am good BLEACHING MY HAIR RN !!!!!well. rebleaching !:3 i think I've heard a bit of his music a while back actually let me look up this song .GUT PUNCH !!! i heard the old version of it but i didn't know he actually released it :0 also thats sick !!!!!!! excited for u :]]

anddd currently im tryign to decide whether or not to dye the part of my bleached hair ORANGE or maybe yellow ? like sunflower yellow ? or to just keep it blonde ^_^ IM ALSO ABT TO TRAVEL !!!!!!!going to the NORTH <- thats abt how specific ill get outside of dms LOL but im visiting family !!! 🫶ALSOOOO remember stick season ? the album i showed u ? HES COMING OUT WITH A DELUXE VERSION its called stick season (we'll all be here forever) and it has an extended version of the view between villages and im gonna CRY ohhh im so excited

ANYWAYS im jamming to freakin out on the interstate by briston maroney and wildflowers by the wailin jennys rn 🌟and i think u would rly like them both :]]]] ANYWAYSSSSSS i hope ur finals stop bein so mean to u bc we r going into COOLGUY SUMMER and we r going to THRIVE !!!cant wait :3

[jakowskis]

soul ur tagsss. fr!! i also love ianto but he's so ridiculously all-consuming in this fucking fandom everything's about him and/or jack it's like 😭😭😭 pleaseee. ive had the same thing w trying to find fic like when i first got into this fandom i'd look up a trope bc i wanted it for owen and there'd be Nothing for it except one or two ianto-centric ones. ARGHHH and ive written stuff to try to compensate (all unposted still) but it's unsatisfactoryyy.

w u being a whump fan in particular that suuucks bc this fandom Loves to whump ianto but not owen never owen. ive been whumping him in horny ways a bit JGKF but thats not quite the same. it's the same thing im on about like its So frustrating to almost have what you want except it's for the wrong character. grr.

and the jack/ianto/owen thing 😒 i ship that and thats the literal Worst possible take on it. i think owen should get janto sandwich'd but not if it's gonna be fetishy and gross and everyone's gonna be wildly ooc. also it's always so clear they don't care abt owen they're just being weird about ianto x men. jack & owen tag teaming ianto is like the worst possible trope and ianto would neverrr go for that. grr i have a lot of Disdain for what this fandom tends to do w ianto but thats another subject. ALSO and then they ignore the girls. lol. (...and i wanna address my apparent hypocrisy bc the girls weren't rlly in my fic but that's cuz it largely took place over one night. theyre gonna be prominent in my bigger series 🫵) gahh will i ever be in a fandom without bitching about it. i hate being negative but also being underfed a year into a spin is honestly a top 10 form of first world torture and i will complain.

honest to gd tho i am always so dissatisfied w the fic in this fandom. if ur not a j/nto u starve, simple as that. its literally so disappointing like u go into the ao3 tag n u go woah! 20k fics! lets eat! but if ur fav is one of the girls or owen and if ur otp is anything but that main ship u get to drown. no sign of land. how many times can i reread the same couple dozen fics. idk guess we'll find out

[nightmarebees]

Madison’s first time hearing “Flying Solo”

[mattsboldyy]

the night he had his chance | brendan brisson & thomas bordeleau

this is the third part to ‘the night that ruined everything’

read part 1 here!!

read part 2 here!!

summary -all u ever needed was him.

words - 754

warnings - angst, mentions of cheating, fem!reader

authors note - i’m so happy this series has become so big !! i hope y’all enjoy part three!! i’m always open to doing a part four!! love u all endlessly!!

other - i listened to bad at love by halsey and grave by nessa barrett while writing this :)

———————

two months before the night that ruined everything.

you stared at your phone screen, taking a deep breath as you hit the call button. a few seconds went by before a voice picked up on the other end, “y/n?” “hey thom, sorry for calling you this late.” “you’re all good, y/n. what’s up?” “uh, uhm, me and brendan got into a fight again.” you said, starting to let the tears fall down your face. “i’m so sorry, y/n/n. you deserve better than him.” thomas says, look up at his ceiling while his heart aches for you. “thom, can you come over. i want best friend hugs.” you say, taking another deep breath in as you waiting for his response. “of course. i’ll be over soon, alright?” he says before hanging up the phone. he throws his phone of his bed while sitting up in his bed.

and thats when he knew.

he loved you.

“hey bordy.” nick said walking into the locker room, seeing thomas sitting in his stall,

“thom?” nick asked.

“thomas?”

“THOMAS BORDELEAU.” nick yelled from across the locker room.

thomas shook his head, snapping himself out of the replay of that night which took place a few months ago. “sorry cap.” thomas mumbled, getting up from his stall. nick laughed, “were you thinking about y/n, your little girlfriend?” thomas snapped his neck around, “what’d you just say?” “nothing nothing” nick said, throwing his hands up in defense. “yeah.” thomas scoffed.

later…

“is thomas home?” brendan asked owen, peaking his head into the living room. “nope.” owen said, scrolling through instagram. brendan walks over and plops on the couch.

“you still upset about y/n?” owen asked, turning off his phone and putting it on the couch cushion beside him. “yeah. i miss her so much.” brendan says, closing his eyes, thinking about you. “you should confront thomas. i mean him and y/n have been getting pretty close since uhm.. ya know. the party. and if him and y/n start dating, that’d be really messed up on thomas’ part, you don’t even have to be mean about it. just ask him if he’s planning on dating her.” owen suggested, shrugging his shoulders as he look over at brendan. “yeah you’re right. what time is he planning on getting home?” brendan asked, sitting up on the couch. “probably in like in hour.” owen said.

an hour later

brendan was in his room when he heard the front door open and close and soon after he heard thomas’ voice. it was go time. brendan got up out of his bed and took a deep breath before opening his bedroom door and heading downstairs. “hey bords, can we talk?” brendan asked, looking at thomas. “sure buddy.” thomas said, walking over to brendan. “so about y/n.. are y’all dating or even planning on dating?” brendan asked, eyes looking down at the floor. “maybe. we don’t know yet.” thomas answered honesty. “are you kidding me bordeleau? she’s my ex girlfriend!” brendan said, raising his voice which made some of the older hockey guys came over where the two were standing, incase the argument escalated. “bro why are you so jealous? you cheated on y/n, you must’ve not wanted her too bad.” thomas said as he stood there with his arms crossed as brendan clenched his fist. “you don’t understand thomas!” brendan said as he lunged forward towards thomas, provoking nick, jimmy, and nolan to get between thomas and brendan. “your ridiculous, brisson.” thomas shouted as brendan got pulled upstairs back to his room. bordeleau turned around to see most of the hockey team standing there, looking amused. “that guy’s crazy, eh?” thomas said, raising his eyebrows while sitting down on the couch and grabbing the tv remote.

a week later

you and thomas were iceskating in the yost arena, with no one else on the ice.

kent and owen were up in the stands watching you two laugh together and prance around the ice. “the night y/n found brendan cheating at the party was a mess.” owen mumbled. “yeah, weirdest part is, is that thomas didn’t even seem phased by it.” kent said back. owen say and thought for a moment before continuing his statement, “you know, now that i’m thinking about it, maybe the reason thomas wasn’t phased was because he realized that that night was,” owen sighed….

“the night he had his chance.”

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tagging some friends !!

@1-800-iluvhockey @lukehhughes @owenpowersglasses @bitchinbarzal @hockey-lover86

[smoothpapertowels]

my stranger things vol. 2 reactions

just thought it would be fun. i’m watching alone so i have to talk to SOMEONE about these emotions.

Episode 8: Papa

- disappointed robin didn’t come thru with the tidbit where she sees nancy’s tapes in her room and saves her from vecna with them (but my fic has that ;))

- eddies music line was hilarious

- enzo was hot asf

- poor joyce having funerals for both her boy and her love. at least they’re both not dead.

- “she missed her dad” waaaah

- the demogorgon absolutely clearing the floors of the prison was hilarious and sick

- how did the open heart surgery demogorgon die from one bullet

- the russian demogorgon lab reveal was GOOD

- eleven lifting up the tank was satisfying

- will just wants to play dnd with mike for the rest of his life.

- will is such a good friend. he’s a good LISTENER

- mike :((

- TENDER EMOTIONAL MUSIC

- OMG THE DRAWING

- are you kidding me. are you fucking kidding me. i’m crying

- WILL IS SO IN LOVE WIYH MIKE. THE GODDAMN HEART. HOLY FUCK

- omg mike is realizing

- NO DONT CRY WILL BABY. gay is different and OK

- noah u are so good at what u do

- OH MY GOD DONT CRY WILL BABY NOOO my little gay heart

- he’s such a good friend. he is helping mike with his relationship even tho he wants to be with him. like wow.

- “i’m not gonna lie to you eleven” bs.

- pls do true owens. not ominous at all

- nancy leaving out her dad…does she not…love him?

- THE SUSPENSE

- what bad skin robin??

- max. ur gonna die

- max bby ur so brave omg

- she’s preparing herself to die and it hurts so bad

- hop is free :)

- EDDIES TIME TO SHINE

- RED. max is now red.

- HELP THE MASK

- eddie motorcycle perchance?

- oh. eddie rv. slightly less cool but funnier

- eddie is abt to CRACK i swear

- BIG BOY?? BIG BOY?? HOLY SHIT

- steve’s bare foot💀

- Team Owens yass!

- steve wants a family😭it’s his babysitting gene

- omg if maxs memory is lucas-

- boy is BRAVE

- PRESUMPTUOUS😭😭

- stop lumax is supreme

- kate bush is also supreme

- is yuri Okay

- VICKIEEE!!

- vickie :((

- amybeth is the loml

- nancy pls beat up jason rn.

- jason is off his rocker!!!

- small woman.

- luv u argyle

- oh sam u are dust. wait who are these dickheads??

- BRENNER U ASSHOLE

- YAS ELEVEN SHE IS THE MOMENT

- she is such a slay rn. open that door girl.

- HOLY SHIT

- YOU MOTHERFUCKER

- KILL HIM GIRL

- GET HIM

- oh this is not good

- eddie! little shield boy!!

- omg eddie’s such a nerd.

- AW DUSTIN. so cute

- aw omg eddie munson heart of gold.

- erica is such a bad bitch

- AW SUPPORTIVE ERICA

- everything is so wholesome for a bit.

- steve trying to comfort robin :(

- not everything has a happy ending. i will cry

- SHE LOOKED OVER AT NANCY??

- robin. robin shut up. no. it will work out.

- they’re just kids man :(

- if robin or steve die i will kms

- tbh i totally forgot that military storyline was happening

- i hate the military btw :)

- california crew to the rescue!!

- YES GIRL CRASH THAT COPTER

- she is such a badass

- that was so cool

- millie has fallen to her knees so many times. get this girl some knee pads.

- she doesn’t even pass out after that? my girl gettin STRONG!

- will in the background of mileven i- (kinda have to laugh)

- will and el :’)

- a speck of redemption for brenner??

- kinda sad that she’s his family but like���why would you treat ur family like that🤨

- stop the music- the mike music :(

- oh shit. el is her OWN! PERSON!!

- GOODBYE PAPA INDEED!!!!

- i heart u and ur music kyle dixon

- who IS gonna die el??

- SEPARATE WAYS YEAHHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD

- also have y’all seen the spotify playlist it looks so cool

- THATS THE END OF THAT ONE??

- i’m so scared for the next one. here we go folks.

[quoththe-ravenn]

🦴ANON BACK AGAIN YR THOUGHTS ON DA HOLIDAYS ARE SO RIGHT. i feel like alex gets offended abt st patricks day bc of the 'drunk irishman/scotsman' stereotype while being Completely oblivious to the Very Funny Fact that he literally is that stereotype. like hes all defensive like 'its not even realistic!! and its so offensive!' while the pc is just giggling bc he is literally a drunk redhead downing whiskey At That Very Moment. also i feel like wren would love halloween. if he was rich i feel like he would have one of those giant set ups all over his house to make it look super creepy from the outside. if he doesnt stay at home to give candy hes out there being the trick-or-treater thats WAY too old to be doing it and youre also pretty sure he's drunk but hes having a good time and deffo brags about the amount of candy he gets. also feels like the type of person to be really good at trading candy wih his friends so he only has the types he likes. if he stays at home i feel like he would make people 'prove their worth' to get candy? but its literally just like 'survive this jumpscare from the animatonic clown they sell at spirit halloween' or like 'get to the front door without crying bc of all of the scary decorations'. like yes he is an angel and the love of my life but he is also a little bastard who thinks its a little bit funny to see people get the shit scared outta them. probably the type to pull rlly elaborate pranks with their friends where they try to convince someone theyre haunted. doren and memorial day thoughts also: i think in england its rememberance day?? thats what we have in the rest of the commonwealth as well. i feel like he would be the type of english teacher to teach abt war poetry on that day and tear up a little when reading flanders fields outloud to the class. he teaches abt wilfred owens and other war poets and he seems Wayy Too Invested. (i too am a firm believer in puri's headcanon that he was ex-SAS). i feel like rememberence day would be the one time he would let something slip about his past life but then he would never mention it again. also bc the uk doesnt have thr fourth of july id like to respectfully change mason's fav holiday to guy fawkes day. u light a buncha shit on fire and then go do fireworks and go swimming with your friends. hes a little ashamed to admit it bc he wants to seem like a mature teacher but truth be told this university/high schooler's holiday is his favourite bc of the adrenaline rush and the excuse to go and party with his friends. winter likes it but only bc he wants to talk about the rebellion and the historical roots of guy fawkes day. however it is cool bc he will take u to the secret tunnels beneath the town in a 'recreation' of what guy fawkes himself had to do. ok oxoxo love your thoughts and they made me think my own thoughts so here they are. ily and i slobber all over your writing so much. sorry this was so long

THANK YOU FOR ALL THIS I ASKDGSLDHS LOVE IT.

Serious Big Brain ™ thoughts. I love Wren's Halloween idea!!! If he was rich I can see him doing a full on haunted house out of his house, making it a goal to personally scare everyone he knows.

Doren's makes so much sense!! Yeah I couldn't find any holidays for england bc I am dumb dumb.

Mason's is basically the same bc that's how the 4th of July is here, and Winter's makes so much sense!!!

Thank you for sending these in it helps me a bunch!! 💖💖

LAUGHING SO HARD AT ALEX TOO BC HE SO WOULD THE DUMBASS (affectionate)

[transmasc-wizard]

autism? autism! me too!!! wanna rant about your special interests? go for it!

hello fellow autistic individual

be warned im about to talk a FUCK TON, specifically about the raven cycle. this post will very much need a "readmore" to keep it from clogging dashes

ANYWAY

the raven cycle is a YA urban fantasy quartet by maggie stiefvater published between 2012 and 2016, which also has a spinoff series "the dreamer trilogy" but ive only read the first Dreamer so far; i have a signed copy of the 2nd and am mildly worried ill ruin it. i first read TRC last year in july and am actually currently doing my 3rd read (via audiobook this time). So what is it about, you ask??? WELL

TRC stars 5 teenagers--Adam Parish, Ronan Lynch, Richard Gansey, Blue Sargent, and Noah Czerny. the boys meet blue at a restaurant and somehow drag her into their "quest"--find the body of Owen Glendower in the hills of virginia and wake him up. They want to do this because when gansey was 10 he died via wasp stings and was brought back to life with the voice of glendower talking to him and now he's OBSESSED with finding glendower. Along the way we find out Blue is gonna kill her true love, and that guy probably is gansey (who only has a year to live).

u may be thinking, 'alright, cool plot, but why special interest-worthy?" and i shall gently yell BECAUSE ITS THE BEST WRITING AND CHARACTERIZATION IVE EVER COME ACROSS

Maggie stiefvater knows how to make the best characters, like, ever, because she doesnt do the typical YA thing of "oh uwu here are their flaws: theyre too nice, too sweet, too naive". she's got shit like "purposely failing school" & "stupid about money and insensitive to friends about it" and "refuses to ask for help" and "drinks to cope", y'know, things that are actually flaws to overcome.

they've also all got amazing little traits just-to-them; blue really likes trees, layers her clothing, loves yogurt, is the only non-psychic in a family of them, & shreds her shirts to make them look more interesting. Ronan races cars, knows how to farm, LOVES his little pet bird (named Chainsaw btw), and grapples with being religious (catholic) vs being gay. Noah is quiet and "smudgy" and doesn't eat enough (because he doesnt. actually. have a stomach or like an actual brain really thats another thing tho). Gansey loves his journal and is terrified of wasps and eats avacado on his pizza and is really good at finding things. Adam wears a coca-cola shirt and is super focused around money (bc he Has None) and lives above a church and helps ronan do stupid shit. like, this is the stuff i thought of within 30 seconds for each character, and most of that alone is in the 1st book. like, it gets even more thorough as it goes on.

and the WRITING. i know exactly what the inside of gansey's car looks like and it wasnt boring to learn that. like, i still remember that stiefvater described that there's CDs in the backseat and beef jerky thats long expired and too many receipts. I remember 300 fox way (blue's house) doesnt have a single man living there and that there's a sewing-phone-cat room. I remember monmouth (gansey's house) was a factory but it's unknown what it produced but there's scorch marks on the walls and really high ceilings. I know blue adores the stars and trees and i know persephone (blue's mother's friend) listens to angry PHD music. Like, this was all peppered in casually but written in such a gripping way that its lodged in my brain. i was never once bored reading TRC, and ive gotten bored reading almost every other book, even the ones i love.

and the MAGIC is so cool, there's psychics and trees that speak (but only in latin!) and dragons made of fire that came out of people's heads and demon bugs and weird sticky stuff that tears apart the world. it's not all explained, and i love that, because it's explained enough that i'm satisfied but i don't somehow know more than all the characters combined.

... anyway i realize ive practically written an essay, and also i have to do my nano shit now cause theres not a ton of hours left in the day, but!!! soul is doing the smiley emote!! because raven cycle!!

anyway everyone should read it, it's very very cool

(also i will be posting my Autistic Gansey Theory at some point)

good day to all

[piggyrobloxandmore-yt]

Riley starts a science club nick ruins it gets grounded

Nick: dang it I got grounded by that father of mine I wonder what to do

Nick: hahaha I got an Idea im gonna ruin rileys science club cause I said so

.walks downstairs.

Owen: hey

Nick: oh crap

Owen: I thought I grounded u for throwing the most stupidest tantrum from ur school get back to ur room

Nick: . I gusse ill have to jump out the window.

.nick walks back to room to jump out the window.

Nick: haha I'm out now I must find rileys science club to ruin it

. Few mins later.

Nick: oh finally I found it looks like no one is there ill break everything

Nick: .breaks everything while laughing. Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Nick: now I must get out of here before riley and the others come back .leaves quickly.

Riley: omg our stuff who could have done this

Host: I saw a guy run in he had brown hair for some reason he wears lipstick and weres a white suit

Riley: I think ik who ur talking about ill inform Owen about this

.back at home.

Nick: I must get inside quickly... oh shoot

Owen: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH NICK NACK HOW DARE YOU RUIN RILEYS SCIENCE CLUB THATS IT YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 93.212MILL LIFETIMES GO TO UR ROOM RN

Nick: wa a a a a a a a a a. A A a a. A a a a a. A A a a a. A aa a a. A A a a a a. A

Now I just feel like I'm starting a series of these guys getting grounded

[asexualbookbird]

22 In 2022

Rules! Choose 22 books you want to read or goals you want to achieve in  2022. That’s it! It can be a mix of books and goals, or 22 books, or 22 goals…. it’s up to you. Then tag some friends to play along!

I was tagged by @agardenandlibrary and @bigcats-birds-and-books

The Ikessar Falcon by KS Villoso, as well as The Dragon of Jin-Sayeng but with my track record for finishing series I understand that's a stretch goal lol

The Burning God by RF Kuang, maybe I'm cheating because this is my next read of maybe I'm setting myself up for success

Steelstriker by Marie Lu, I was supposed to read this in December but life and crochet projects got in the way

Middlegame by Seanan McGuire, I did start this in October I think? But it needed more brain power than I had to give

Son of the Storm by Suyi Davies Okungbowa, this was in my stack of books to read before 2022 that I then ignored for six months

Little Thieves by Margaret Owen, the only reason I've yet to read this is because of who I am as a person and also I really love her writing and I won't have anything new of hers to read

The Jasmine Throne by Tasha Suri, another from my read before 2022 pile

The Liars Knot by MA Carrick, I must know what my bastard of a son Vargo is up to

Nona the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir is it out yet? No. Do we have a release date? Actually goodreads says September but I'm not sure if that's accurate. I DON'T CARE, I WANT TO MEET NONA

The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon, it's been intimidating me since I bought it and it's finally time for me to attempt to read it or put it in the donation bin

more general book goals is to get through my "read before donating" stack thats still hanging around and taking up desk space. It does NOT spark joy and I want it gone

Breath of the Wild, yes I intended to play this while recovering from surgery but it just? Never happened??

Witcher: Blood and Wine, I've been putting this off because it's all that's left and I'm not ready to say goodbye and not have more witcher game to experience for the first time

SKYRIM! I want to play Skyrim! Unfortunately I only have it on switch, so I have to play unmodded, which everyone says is Bad?? dunno I want to be a cat person

Love Live! (anime), most definitely want to finish watching this series at least through Sunshine. The mobile game looks like its on its way out, so I want to get to the anime before its even more difficult to get a hold of

I have all the makings for a pride themed blanket that I want to at least start this year

I want to get into resin crafting, I have a bunch of fun ideas! Not sure how feasible this one is tbh considering price and need for a clean ventilated space

Oh! I want to crochet a net and hang on from my ceiling for all my stuffed animals lol I decided last year not to feel guilty or ashamed for the things that make me happy, like stuffed animals!

I think. This will be the year. I finally attempt to make croissants. I've been putting it off because croissant pastry dough is notoriously difficult to get right and if you screw it up there's no fixing it, and it's a LOT of work and I've been in pain lol but I want to try! Love those crispy crescents!!

I want to limit the books I buy, and if I do buy a book I either want it to be a book I've already read and want to keep as a friend, or read it within three months of acquiring it (I'm being generous I know me I won't read them right away lmao)

I have such a back log of puzzles that I need to do

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

this was as difficult as I feared thank u. I know by know making health goals is useless because health is uncontrollable. If this is the year I get a functioning computer, I'd also like to write Actual Reviews again and make more original content for this blog. I do really miss writing reviews!

I've lost track of who has done this already so if you want to do this here is me tagging you!

[cattles-bians]

exes au part 14

post directory

obsetress:

obsetress: viola

em: holy shit

em: i think viola could hold a truly ridiculous number of things in her hands

em: danis like i have a little fanny pack right here- and violas like (turns up nose) absolutely not

obsetress: pre therapy viola during her relationship w dani: buys dani a birkin too, is like "here baby, so you don't have to use that fanny pack"

obsetress: dani's like "oh. i, um. like my fanny pack"

obsetress: viola therapy era after her relationship with dani: buys her a hermes fanny pack instead

obsetress: jamie rolls her eyes but dani is literally

em: i think a lot abt viola offering solutions completely unprompted n then being really offended when ppl dont take her up on it

em: pre therapy obvs

obsetress: SAME

obsetress: oh link is gross

obsetress: cost is grosser

obsetress: but viola lloyd dropping $2550 on a fanny pack for her ex gf? chefs kiss

---

obsetress: ok just remembered viola slouching or leaning or w/e n like

obsetress: brain practically applying that to exes au and imagining when and where she'd slouch n everyone's reactions to htat

obsetress: bc like she has perfect posture but when she chooses to do it it's a power move

obsetress: and i. hm

em: yeah

obsetress: viola sitting up stock straight when they first get to brunch and as soon as she's ordered her bloody mary shes pulling off her sunglasses and dropping them on the table and just sinking back

em: how to phrase this w/o sounding too much like a whore

em: actually no way to say this but like i feel v strongly abt the way we make women take up less space wrt to knees together calves touching type deal and i think maybe

em: maybe viola can manspread a bit as a treat

em: hate that term but i cant think of a better one

obsetress: nah she does n it's hot

obsetress: just had this image pre divorce of viola and arthur at marriage counseling on opp ends of the couch n arthur's sitting v tight close and vi is just

obsetress: leaning and spreading a lil

obsetress: the first time jamie sees her do it she's so taken aback

obsetress: because she's NOT expecting it

em: jamies like ah ok late in life lesbian deal and then jokes on her viola is fluent in dyke slouch

obsetress: jamie immediately trying to suss out just how long viola has been fucking women

obsetress: she says to dani later "i thought she was all proper like" and dani's like "she is" and jamie's like "so wot was that then" and dani's like "well, people are gay, jamie,"

em: ghfjhgljkJFDASJKKJFGA

em: jamies like so wait how long HAS viola been

obsetress: jamie: so you were vi's first serious girlfriend right? dani: dani: jamie: right???????

em: violas been fucking women longer than jamie has lbr

em: i mean shes clearly only 35, jamie,

obsetress: jamie: so... vi... viola: hm? jamie: you're, uh, gay, right? viola: obviously jamie: right. well dani told me you've been dating women since–– viola: since i was 15, yes jamie: but you married a man

em: violas like u went to jail everyone does stupid shit occasionally

em: jamie: so how long have you been dating women viola: since i was 15 jamie: no i meant like. in years viola raises her eyebrows and jamies just like haha nevermind fuck

obsetress: she tried!

obsetress: she tried

em: jamie on her 35th birthday pencilling 'many happy returns' into violas ????th 35th birthday card

em: yknow i think

em: i think something's afoot

obsetress: jamie, giving up on the direct approach

obsetress: slipping in next to rebecca at the wine bar

obsetress: "becca"

obsetress: "hi, jamie" "hi. how old is your girlfriend"

em: am fucking losing it thinking abt jamie like. realising how much gay energy viola has

em: like taken ABACK

obsetress: fksljfLKSDJFLJ

obsetress: just like

obsetress: why are jamies reactions to viola so funny

obsetress: montage of jamie realizing how much gay energy viola has

obsetress: jamie watching viola sitting

obsetress: jamie watching viola pick up a variety of glasses and mugs

obsetress: jamie watching viola compare hand sizes with dani, jamie's girlfriend and viola's ex girlfriend who she dated for literal years and whose hand size she definitely already knows

em: NOT THE HAND SZIES

em: they go for a walk and viola immediately complains about the sun and jamie's like

em: i have a spare hat but ur not gonna like it

em: its a snapback that says daddy or smthn in gold, owen got it for jamie for her bday, jamie Loathes it

obsetress: BYE

obsetress: viola looks better in it than jamie does

em: jamie has that

em: am i attracted to viola? moment

em: it passses

em: she has already compartmentalised the weird psychosexual power play

em: queen of compartmentalising

obsetress: jamie: had another one of those moments today dani: what moments? jamie: where i thought i might be attracted to vi dani: well, you did let her fuck you... what was it, four? times in one night, so

em: jamie; yeah but like that aside

em: jamie 'thats neither here nor there' taylor

obsetress: she is the queen of compartmentalizing tho

em: i was gonna be like. 'jamies like wait i dont remember saying four' but. i think she would tell dani

em: because the flip of that is dani callin up vi n i dont think she would necessarily

obsetress: i think she would and dani would make her anyway

obsetress: well make her is harsh but

obsetress: dani would very curiously ask in very convincing ways

em: lovingly coax it out of her

em: dani: what if i fucked you four times in o

obsetress: dani: let me do five

em: viola probably wears so many rings jamie doesn’t even clock the ever present thumb ring

obsetress: jamie just. writes it all off

em: am laughing abt like. viola v meticulously taking off every single ring and putting it in its proper location before...

obsetress: there is something. so hot about that

obsetress: im gonna scream i think

em: i was just meming and now im thinking abt it and

em: truly played myself

em: actually this is me refusing to unpack whatever the hell theo crain gloves made me feel

obsetress: sdkfmsldjfa

obsetress: fair

em: sublimate it into rings

obsetress: i just like um

obsetress: thinkin about when she and dani are together and like

obsetress: it's intentional and everything has its place but vi also makes a show out of it

obsetress: and like

obsetress: she's SO painstaking about it and definitely makes dani wait a little bit and

em: helps dani outta her big ass earrings

em: i mean dani doesnt even Need the help

em: viola meticulous lloyd

em: i mean she just wears so much goddamn jewellry

obsetress: she can tell when dani's getting impatient and goes even slower

em: viola has like

em: viola is one of thos ppl thats really into expensive watches

obsetress: !!!!!!

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: nice lil canon nod too

em: she drags dani to antique auctions n danis like i cant. actually tell the difference between the real and the forgery and violas like (passionately explains it for like 30 minutes) and dani is

em: like shes mentally checked out but also v intensely watching violas hands as she points to the parts of the watch

em: rebecca gets it tho

em: rebecca Gets It

obsetress: dani shoving vi into the bathroom at the auction house and tugging vi's hand between her legs v rebecca grabbing her own auction paddle and bidding against viola for the same watch

obsetress: (rebecca n vi fuck in the car on the ride home)

em: dani grabs a paddle n mimes spanking viola n then the auctioneer is like '$250 to 201' and danis like aw Fcuk

em: violas like i cant take u Anywhere

obsetress: dani gives her the 🥺😌and viola's immediately over it and pulling out $250

obsetress: dani: i didn't even want it, i was just–– vi: i know dani: what am i even gonna do with a–– vi: i'll sell it for $500 at a private auction next week dani: so technically i'm making you money dani, grinning: it's like i'm your employee dani: do you have any more assignments for me, boss? vi: dani get your hand out of my pocket i need to focu––

[amelinksworld]

Falling

“Would u do me the honor of marrying me” were the last words Amelia heard, she just stood there, wondering where, when, and how did it happen, she thought it was clear she wasn´t ready for marriage, at least not yet. Link has been so focused in planning the proposal that none of them did what they had agreed on; checking in, for more tan eight months he didn´t notice Amelia has not been herself and that she has been going to meetings more tan before and the way she used to zone out while feeding Scout.

She didn´t want compolsury, and he thought because  he has been planning everything for weeks it meant it wasnt but it was, and at her sisters wedding? She thought. Is all shes gonna think about every time someone talks about it. Link then asked the kids if they could go back to the party. They were confused, especially Zola. Why would auntie Amelia just look at Link and not say a word? They love each other, she was still little but she had the mind of a grown up woman. She also knew that whatever it was it was between them and that she would always choose her auntie Amelia, she would love her no matter what.

Link, I – I told u, I´m not ready, not yet, I love you, and I’ve never loved someone the way i love you but- And before Amelia could continue to explain the situation to Link, he says, then why would u say no?, the brunette then said, I thought we were on the same page, and that we had the same opinión on marriage, and Link, you know that marriage wouldn´t change things between us, is like we are already married, we will always be together.

Link then said, if marriage wouldn´t change anything. Then why don´t you accept?. Because I´m not ready and I don´t wanna have kids, I know u do, I do not want to make u be with me and give up on your dreams and what you want. You and Scout are all I need. Then she said to him what he told Owen months ago. I don´t think I could have a baby without losing myself. The way I love you and I love Scout, it´s scary, it scares me. And that could mean I would slip. I dont want that, I want to be present enough to enjoy every momen with Scout and you, to be a good mother and someday a good wife, you and our baby are my life and my home, I do want to marry you but not yet, We just got out of Meredith’s house. One day at a time, lets just stay like this for a while. Just the three of us in our house, what was Amelia said while tears were streaming down her face.

Amelia, I love you, but I thought thats what you wanted too, and I didn´t want to wait, I still don’t, so now I just need some time to think. He said with pain that was visible in his eyes.  I just need to be alone now, were his last words before leaving her alone.

Amelia stood there crying, hoping they can rise up together. After all, they have  been through worse, but the look Link had on his face? She has never seen him like that before. And she was scared.

This is my first fic, I hope you enjoy it and tell me if u would like a part two.