#owch :((

[patrothestupid]

What a beautiful shooting star... Oh it's just patro falling out of the sky on fire after flinging...... Hes heading right for me

[eddieintheocean]

does the humble mudskipper ever get a tuommy ache

[bruisedlittleangel]

n i'll curl up in corners whn it makes me too sick.. </3

[syntaxsta]

ahhh messy rendering my beloved

(edited to fix the lighting cause it was bothering me)

[changelingsandothernonsense]

If i'm lucky, i may have succeeded in putting my hip back in. The pain's less.

[sodapopcurtis-dx-asks]

whats your best pick up line?

He smiles for a moment and thinks. He doesn't have a fucking clue.

Best one? Well, I dunno about my best one, because all of 'em seem to work pretty well on whoever I'm flirtin' with! ;)

But, I'd say my favorite is when one time Johnnycakes tried flirtin' with a girl at the DX and, haha! It was the funniest thing ever.

I tried to make him feel a little confident, get some pep in his step, but that boy was quiet for a reason. He was terrible with words. He goes up to the girl, right? Super smooth, real confident.

He freezes up, he goes...

“You got nice teeth.”

She never even opened her mouth.

He laughs to himself a bit, shaking his head and getting back to writing.

The poor guy had to rush himself off and sat behind the counter with me for the next 2 hours, he was so damn embarrassed. Man, that was funny.

[marciavalance]

the devil couldn’t reach me so he gave me a tiny stomachache

[matsubusa-m]

I didn't know Mew had claws... the more you know, I suppose.

[skyward-floored]

Somehow “my mouth hurts and it’s really bothering me” and “I feel bad so I think I’ll eat some chocolate” didn’t connect in my mind as “hey. eating hurts and chocolate won’t help that and will in fact actively make that worse”

[astrobei]

back in the motherland and i’m afraid the mosquitoes have found me

[angelpuns]

Me when I am in pain again ( despite it being gone this morning and me going ' haha just in my head!' ) and I wanna go home but I got an hour and a half left of work and I still gotta go vote :/

Anyway go out and vote while you still can!

[inanimate-reboots]

Fan and Test Tube, we don't expect anything romantic or anything between you two! You're not your originals and you can be whoever you want and it's your choice to be friends, more or nothing at all!

If you have those feelings and are comfortable, share them with eachother! But otherwise, just take your time navigating your relationship. It doesn't have to be like your original selves- I'd honestly prefer if you guys had your own relationship instead of forcing yourselves into a cookie cutter shape of people who no longer exist.

🧪 - I... I..... I agree.

🪭 - ....I... dont.

🧪 - ex..excuse me, Fan?.. you.. you heard what they said. Don't you understand?

🪭 - b..b....b..but Test Tube. Bot. That.. that.... recreation of Bow..

They... they... they just lost someone. Two someones..!! That.. that we're based off of!...

S..sure they don't exist any l..longer but. What if this Bot person can.. can help us fix the gap!.. and.. and with that- we can help them too!..

W..w...we don't have to be perfect but. Maybe en..enough to make things right- right??...

T...to... make things somewhat familiar!!.. kinda similiar to.. w..what they had!..

So m..maybe we-

🧪 - so I was right.

🪭 - ..what?..

what do you-

🧪 - It wasn't actually geniune.

Here you are again. Wanting us to be like THEM!

Theyre GONE Fan.

Can't believe you want to only be near me due to that fact...

🪭 - th..that wasn't what I was saying at ALL!!

Sure they're a key element but-

🧪 - Can't you understand I want nothing to do with the originals??? We aren't them in any way other than similiar design choices!

We don't need things from their history to align with ours.

🪭 - So you want to leave this Bot fellow alone without any closure!?

🧪 - I said none of that!

🪭 - Yeah sure, but you didn't even talk to them when they were here!! At least I introduced myself!!

🧪 - Sure but you're the one saying we should be like them FOR them!..

🪭 - Wouldn't it be nice for them to see us get along at least one more time??

🧪 - FAN. THAT WASNT US! We aren't THEM!! There won't be one more time because they're GONE!!

🪭 - WHAT IF THEY DONT HAVE TO BE?? YOU'RE JUST BEING STUBBORN!!

🧪 - YOURE THE ONE BEING STUBBORN, FAN! NOT ME!!

[ifoundthishumerus]

my hidden talent, you ask? Joint pain.

[gingerreggg]

Snowball fight!!

[okayonetta]

Heache got me feel soo sicky

When will thigs nightmare enr i dont want to heache anymore i just want to play tuoys with my frands.....

Snoic

[johnnyvalance]

drew on myslef a Lot with marker on face today. bad idea. skin did not like that. skin ate marker and went fuck you for feeding me this im going to bring out the red bumps