#ow ow

[patheticwhimpering]

hey @the-muppet-joker , we've been suffering from an ear infection so i decided to draw you giving me (gage whn fictive) our antibiotics

i hope you dont mind lol

[infectiouspiss]

oooooo the ovulation pain is starting place ur bets which ovary will be releasing an egg soon

[artofdansan]

Bonking you with a metal pipe

this is who ur bonking btw

[theodoretwo]

I am on fire.

[waytoorambles]

SPINE

[bulldog-geckorahhhhh]

Me: I should draw Fisher now!

The devious arm cramp:

[lilu-the-horse]

FUCKIN SPILLED THE HOT WATER FOR THE HORSES SOUP ALL DOWN MY CHEST FUCK OW

[twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats]

spontaneous back pain when you're about to leave

[dramatic-dolphin]

list of best ways to find out you cut your finger:

squeezing a lemon for your tea

[kandidandi]

bile tastes bad

[sweatyfuntrash]

my tummy hurts and I'm not being brave about it please someone help

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

Breaking News: local idiot surprised when slapping their phone against their leg hurts

[ghostedrain]

I have an owie but im being very brave about it

[prideandperdition]

Reminder to myself: don't fall asleep on a couch because you'll dream of scary things and wake up feeling like hulk used your body for bowling practice

[pathophysiologic]

baby keeps stabbing me n screaming at me. someone pls call the police on this clear case of elder abuse