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Within Temptation
Author: The-Black-Manor
Demon x Trans Male Priest (Pre-transition)
Warnings: Rape, unprotected sex, stolen virginity
Kinks: Demon, priest, corruption, blasphemy, oral, excessive cum, oversized cock, monster cock, bondage, belly bulge, rough sex, age difference, size difference
Terms used: Cunt, cock, balls, cervix, chest, nipples, binder, cockhead, crotch, walls, entrance
Words: 4,002
Note: If you find any mistakes, please let me know so I can fix them.
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The young priest didn’t arrive at the old stone church until well after dark. He was exhausted from his long journey, but there was nowhere nearby to rest, and he certainly wasn’t going to rest in the church until he was certain there were no malevolent entities present. He stepped out of the cab and stretched before grabbing his luggage and kit and making his way through the crumbling, overgrown courtyard. The front door was unlocked, and he was silently grateful to the family that lived here that they’d remembered to keep it open for him before they fled.
He pushed the door open and stepped inside. The foyer was dark and foreboding. Previous owners had begun renovating the church into a home years ago, but progress had been halted when strange activity began after unsealing a walled-off room in the cellar. Scaffolding, canvas, tarp, rope, and all sorts of construction equipment had been left behind when the family and crew abandoned the location. There was a large industrial light nearby, and the priest switched it on. The room was no less unsettling bathed in white light.
As he moved through the home in search of the dining room, dust that had since settled was kicked up once more and made the air hazy. The dining room would work well enough as a sort of “home base” while he investigated the claims of demonic activity. He was no exorcist, just a young priest sent to validate the claims. If he found evidence of activity, he would send for an exorcist. For now, though, all he had was himself, his bible, his crucifix, and his faith.
After he got himself settled, he descended to the cellar, to the newly-excavated room the family claims is a “door to hell”. He scoffed and shook his head. Not likely. A gas leak, perhaps, which is why he had a mask and detector with him. But the detector stayed silent, and when he felt comfortable enough to take his mask off, the air was clean, if a bit stale. He worked his way through the house slowly, paying great attention to each room, making mental notes if anything seemed “off”.
The only thing he found unusual was that nothing seemed unusual. He shook his head. This was a waste of time. Still, he had a job to do, and he was going to see it through to the end. He kept going. The church was huge, more a castle than anything, and he eventually found his way upstairs to the bedrooms. The doors were all closed, except for one at the very end of the hall.
If there was ever a place to start up here, he supposed that was it. The dusty old runner beneath his feet muffled his footsteps, and he peered into the room as he approached. It was dark inside, but he could make out the silhouette of a bed with a canopy. He hesitated for only the briefest moment before stepping over the threshold and into the master bedroom. The windows either side of the bed were open just a crack, letting in a crisp, fresh night breeze that sent the linen curtains fluttering and rays of silver moonlight that provided just enough light to see by.
This room was different from the rest. There was no dust on the plush red duvet, no cracks in the stone walls or gunk on the windows. No tattered rugs or moth-eaten curtains. Whereas the rest of the church was obviously abandoned, this room looked well cared for. Lived in.
The door closed behind him and the lock fastened with a “click”. He whirled around, and his blood ran cold as his tired gaze met the glowing purple eyes of an undulating shadow. He took a step back. At points, the figure looked almost human, and then its silhouette dissolved and melded with the shadows around it, moving like ink in water. It was both tangible and intangible, solid and smoke, man and monster.
Its eyes flickered like flame, and it glared at him, and then he thought he saw, for only the briefest moment, the hint of a sharp-toothed smile.
“Hello, priest,” the entity greeted him.
Its voice was deep and seemed to burrow into his chest and reverberate around in his rib cage. The priest gripped the crucifix around his neck and lifted it, wielding it like a shield against the darkness. The entity laughed, low and menacing. And then it was gone. Or so the priest thought. He gasped and nearly jumped out of his skin when he felt arms snake around him from behind. The demon pulled him close, pressing its chest against his back, and ran its shadowy clawed hands all over the priest’s chest and stomach.
“Release me!” the priest insisted, writhing in its vice-like grip.
“Cute,” it cooed, its breath hot on the shell of his ear. “You think you have authority here…”
“In the name of Jesus Christ, I command you to- mmph!”
The demon forced two thick fingers into his mouth, silencing him.
“Hush now,” it breathed as its free hand slid down his stomach to his crotch.
It grabbed him hard and pulled him back into its bulge. He could feel it hardening against his ass.
It let out a sound then that was somewhere between a purr and a growl. “What’s this?” it asked as it felt between his legs. “No cock? Does the church know about this?” it chuckled. “No, I think not. They wouldn’t let you be a priest if they did.”
He held his crucifix so tight that the edges of the cross dug into the soft flesh of his palm. He repeated all the prayers he knew in his head, over and over. He wasn’t afraid, but he couldn’t speak with the fiend’s fingers pressing down on his tongue, so he couldn’t fend it off. All he could do was pray. Its claws dug into the flesh of his inner thigh, and then he was in the air. He landed hard on the bed, and the breath was knocked from his lungs. He propped himself up on his elbows, ready to run, and saw the demon approaching slowly, a predator stalking its prey. This was the most tangible it had been. It looked like a man, around six feet tall, with a slim body and long hair that flowed like smoke. He could make out no facial features except for those gleaming eyes, eyes that burned into his very soul and held him in place, like a deer in the headlights.
The demon leaned forward to match his level, its face only millimeters from his. It breathed in deep, taking in his scent, and then a long, pointed tongue snaked out from behind sharp, wet teeth to lick a line up his cheek.
“Delicious,” it purred.
It rested its hand on his chest, over his racing heart, and shoved him onto his back. Claws dug into his flesh as it tore at his vestments and binder and peeled them away. He snapped out of his fear-frozen state, and brought a leg up to try and kick the monster away. Something wrapped around his ankle, then his thigh, then his other leg, his wrists, his biceps. Inky tentacles held him down and spread him open, leaving him bare before the evil he faced.
“What do you want with me?” he growled, though he was sure he already knew the answer.
“I want your body,” it responded simply, then ran its tongue over its lips. “And it is a beautiful body… Seems a shame to have such stunning assets and not put them to any use.”
He had to get out of here.. He sneered at the demon and began a prayer, voice rising in an attempt to drown out its booming laugh. It didn’t care for his prayers, his faith, his god. It crawled on top of him, and he expected its body to be as hot as the fiery pits that spat it out, but it was icy cold and sent a chill down his spine. His prayer was cut short as the creature forced that long tongue into his mouth and entangled it with his own. He writhed beneath it, trying to free himself from the tentacles’ grasp and the slimy intrusion. One of its teeth nicked his lip, and he tasted blood. The demon must have tasted it too, because another purr-growl rumbled through its chest.
It pulled its tongue from his mouth and licked up the side of his neck while the priest spat, trying to rid himself of its taste. And then its lips replaced its tongue, peppering kisses along his jaw, down his neck, across his collarbone. Its hands touched and grabbed and massaged every inch of him that it could reach, paying special attention to his chest, where it groped the soft mounds and pinched his nipples, rolling them between clawed fingers. Despite his best efforts, the demon’s ministrations were affecting him, and he keened, back arching, when the demon replaced its fingers with soft lips and sucked a sensitive bud into its mouth.
He choked back a moan as fire ignited in his belly. He could feel some sort of wetness leaking from his cunt and pooling on the bed beneath him, but he couldn’t close his legs or reach down to feel. Just then, he felt something hard knock against his cock, and he cried out as electricity shot up his spine. He thought it must have been the demon’s knee, but when he managed to lift his head to look down, the demon was straddling him, its knees on either side of his hips.
“No…” he whimpered, and his head fell back against the mattress.
When it said it wanted his body, he assumed it meant possession, not…
“Get off of me!” he shouted, struggling with renewed vigor.
The demon didn’t reply, but it released his nipple with a “pop”, and traveled down his belly, kissing and licking every inch of the soft flesh there and on his hips as he made his way lower. The priest squirmed, trying to kick away the tentacles so that he could close his legs, but they only pulled them wider apart. Finally, the demon buried its face in his cunt and inhaled deeply. It flicked his cock with its wicked tongue, and then pressed the strong muscle flat against it. It massaged him expertly, and as his back arched and his hips bucked involuntarily, another tentacle wrapped itself around his midsection to hold him down.
“S-stop…” he panted.
“Keep praying to your absent father,” the demon mocked. “I’m sure he’ll come to your rescue.”
His cock throbbed, his cunt clenched, his body ached for more.
“Don’t… ahh-”
The tip of its tongue prodded at his entrance, gauging resistance.
“A virgin?” it purred. “I couldn’t have asked for the church to send me a better gift.”
Fighting back was useless, so the priest closed his eyes tight and started up another prayer.
“That’s it,” the demon cooed. “What a good boy. So obedient.”
He cursed the creature silently and continued his prayer while it pushed the tip of its tongue just past his entrance. He groaned and balled his hands into fists. Its tongue was far bigger than a human’s, and he’d never had anything inside of him before. The stretch burned, but there was pleasure there as well, and he hated his body for reacting the way it was.
It thrust its tongue in and out, in and out, and then buried it deeper. He cried out at the sharp pain, and then stumbled over his prayer as it hit something inside of him - a sensitive spot that sent pleasure shooting up his spine. Its tongue delved deeper, opening his cunt, curling and uncurling, thrusting, massaging, and pressing again and again and again against that spot.
“Sto-op…” he tried to beg, but his pleas fell on deaf ears.
Its tongue suddenly retreated until only the tip was inside, and it used the meatiest part to press hard against his cock.
“Ah!” he cried out in surprise as another shock of pleasure flooded his senses.
The demon chuckled low, pleased with the reactions it was pulling out of this man of god. Its hands traveled up his sides and it took a breast in each one, kneading them in its large palms and rolling his nipples between its fingers.
“Fuck-” he swore.
Its tongue plunged deep inside of him once more, all the way, until he could feel its lips and nose against his crotch.
“Such a dirty mouth for someone so pure,” it mocked. “And you pray to your god with that tongue?”
“Shut up,” he tried to command, but it only laughed again.
“Have you given up on your prayers, little priest? I quite liked hearing them.”
Mocking. Always mocking. It should hate his prayers, not like them. It was only driving home the fact that the priest had no power over it, no weapon against it.
“Sing for me, priest.”
He clenched his jaw.
“I said, sing.”
It dug its claws into the sensitive flesh of his breasts, and he hissed in pain. He could feel warm blood pooling beneath its talons and running in rivulets down his sides.
“Our f-father, who… who art i-in…”
“Good boy,” it praised him, purring happily.
It ran its cold hands up and down his sides, and then traced soft spirals into his hips before it removed its tongue entirely. The priest was given only a moment to breathe before it was climbing over him once more. It pressed its lips to his neck, peppering him in soft kisses while one of its hands gave his cock the same treatment it had given his nipples. His body jerked, and a moan escaped his lips. The demon nipped at his collarbone, then soothed the bite with licks. It dipped a finger inside of his cunt just as it latched onto his neck, sucking a deep bruise into his pale flesh. A second finger joined the first, and then a third, stretching him wider than its tongue had.
It’s preparing me, he thought. It’s stretching me open so it can fuck me.
And so it was. It added a final finger, opening and closing them with a scissor-like motion inside of him. And then it curled them harshly upward, pressing hard against that sensitive spot. He felt a spurt of something wet gush from his cunt around the demon’s fingers, earning a pleased rumble from its chest. It curled them again, and again, faster, harder, and the priest’s eyes rolled back in his head as he was overcome with pleasure.
There was a tightening in his lower belly, and he couldn’t stop his hips from bucking, his walls from clenching, his back from arching. The coil tightened quickly, and he shook his head, trying to rid himself of these sensations, to no avail.
“No, please… Don’t!” he begged. “I can’t!”
He was right on the very edge. One more second, and he’d-
The demon stopped all at once, removing its fingers and its lips, and pushed away from him to stand at the foot of the bed. The priest lay there, quivering and clenching around nothing, his cunt leaking and his chest heaving.
“Silly boy,” the demon chuckled. “You think I’ll let you cum around anything other than my cock?”
It slapped his cunt hard, and the priest cried out in pain. It grabbed his hips and pulled them off the edge of the bed, then settled itself between his legs. He finally got a good look at what he was dealing with. Its cock was as black as the shadows that made up its body, massive - at least the size of his forearm, with a tapered, pointed head and thick, ridged shaft, pronounced veins, and precum leaking from the tip like a faucet. Below them swung enormous balls, bigger than any he’d seen even on the horses in the stable or the bulls in the pasture.
“Please…” he begged, his voice barely a whisper.
“Please?” the demon asked. “Please what?”
It lined up and began to prod at his entrance.
“Please don’t do this…”
It smiled that sharp-toothed smile.
“Ah, and here I thought you were begging me to fuck you.”
He forced the head in all at once, and the priest cried out in pain.
“It won’t fit!” he screamed, but the demon only laughed wickedly.
“I’ll make it fit,” it promised, and forced another inch inside.
The pain was blinding, and he fisted handfuls of the bedding either side of him to ground himself against it.
“You’re so wet, I can slide right inside,” it teased.
Another inch, a wider stretch. The priest saw stars every time he opened his eyes.
“Your body wants me,” it told him. “Otherwise your pelvis wouldn’t be opening so readily my cock.”
He shook his head feverishly, tears streaming down his cheeks.
“Yes,” it chuckled. “Your pelvis is opening up to allow me easier access, and your wet cunt slicked itself up to make pushing in easier. You want this. You want me.”
It snapped its hips forward, burying itself to the hilt in one swift motion. The priest screamed as it slammed against his cervix, but his voice seemed so far away, muffled by the ringing in his ears. It rutted into him, making itself comfortable inside of his body, the pointed tip of its cockhead nestling itself in the little dimple at the opening of his cervix. The tendril around one of his wrist loosened, and then slipped away, but before he could even think to try and throw a punch, the demon had his wrist in its hand. He was silently grateful for the relief on his shoulder as it guided his hand down, where it pressed his palm against his lower abdomen. There was a bulge there, and it moved beneath his hand as the demon rut into him.
His cock… it’s so big it’s making my stomach bulge…
He clenched involuntarily at the thought.
“You like that?” it purred. “I thought you might.”
It rested its hand over his, preventing him from pulling away.
“Why are you doing this?” the priest asked quietly.
“Why does anyone do anything?” the demon asked in reply. “Because I want to. Hush now,” it growled. “Enjoy it.”
But how could he enjoy anything when he was being violated so thoroughly? His body would never be the same after this. He would never be the same.
It gripped his hips tightly, but the priest didn’t move his hand from the bulge. Instead, he pressed down on it, though he wasn’t sure why. The demon hissed and its hips bucked forward harshly, pushing the priest upward on the bed. It pulled him back down and dug its claws into his thighs.
“If you make yourself tighter, you’re only going to make me want to fuck you harder. Unless that’s what you want?” it smirked.
“No!”
He didn’t know why he pressed down. He didn’t mean to, his hand did it on its own… The demon slid almost all the way out of him, and then pushed back in smoothly. The priest let out a long, low moan. The burning stretch had since given way to a pleasant feeling of fullness, and feeling that bulge in his stomach each time the creature bottomed out was doing something to him, making him feel things he wished he wasn’t feeling.
It pulled out again, then slid in, then out, then in, setting a slow, steady pace, fucking him with its entire length.
“Sto-o-op,” he moaned, the word broken each time its cockhead hit his cervix.
“I don’t think you really want me to,” it chuckled. “I think you want me to make you cum.”
“No…” he whined, even as embers ignited in his belly. “Please, don’t…”
It laughed, low and menacing as it picked up the pace, fucking him harder, faster. It pulled him back against it with each thrust, burying itself as deep as possible, bruising his virgin cervix. Wet squelching and skin slapping against skin filled the air like a song, and the priest’s little whines and moans harmonized beautifully. The embers quickly ignited into a blaze, and the spring began to tighten once more. The demon’s hands slid from his hips. One slipped between his legs to pinch and massage his hot, hard cock, while the other rested once more over the priest’s own.
He didn’t see the demon’s wicked smile, so tightly his eyes were closed, but he felt its thrusts become harsher, faster, until it was fucking him like an animal, growling and panting, warm drool dripping off of its lolling tongue and onto his belly. It pressed down hard on the bulge. The priest released a high-pitched whine at the added pressure, and the demon growled low.
“So fucking tight…” it breathed. “There’s nothing better than an innocent little virgin stretched around my fat cock.”
“Huh- uh….”
He couldn’t seem to form words anymore. His senses had narrowed until all his world consisted of was the monster violating his body and the pleasure radiating from his core.
“S..st-o-o-”
“Hmm? What’s that?” the demon purred. “Use your words.”
“Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.” His voice broke with each thrust.
“No, I didn’t think so,” it grinned and slammed into him like a jackhammer.
The priest tried to arch his back, but the demon’s hand held him down, and that somehow only made the pleasure more intense.
“No… no, no, no,” he cried with each thrust as he rocketed toward the edge. “No, please!”
He came hard. His entire body tensed and curled in on itself, his cunt clenched and unclenched around the demon’s member, and he threw his head back and cried out. His eyes rolled back, his tongue lolled out, and his breath caught in his chest. The demon plowed deep, pushed itself in as far as possible, and then stilled as a feral growl rumbled in its throat. He could feel its cock throbbing, feel its heavy balls clenching against his ass as it released inside of him. Its seed was hot, and it flooded his cunt like a waterfall. It painted his walls white and leaked out past the demon’s ridged length to run in rivulets down his ass and pool beneath him, mixing with the slick that had gushed out of him earlier.
Tears streamed down his cheeks, a mixture of pain, pleasure, and grief, and it was all he could do to choke back his sobs in between gasping for air. He came down from his high much sooner than the demon did. It seemed like an eternity before the flood of cum finally stopped. It rubbed his belly softly over his uterus, thrust gently another couple of times, and then was gone.
The tendrils unwound themselves from around his body, the shadows retreated back into the far corners of the room, and the priest was left alone, a trembling, cum-soaked mess. His joints were sore from the unpleasant position he’d been trapped in for… how long had it been? He pushed himself off of the bed and unsteadily to his feet. It was only as a sliver of sunlight through the curtains lit upon his pale face that he realized it was dawn.
Hours. That creature had violated him for hours. He wiped his tears and used the tattered remains of his vestments to clean himself up before descending the stairs back to the dining room. He got dressed and threw his things together as quickly as he could, then all but sprinted for the door. It slammed behind him of its own accord, but he didn’t look back. He couldn’t.
All he could do was run and hope that whatever dark entity lived within that old stone church decided not to follow him home.
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back at it again with the armoredcoreposting
#ac6#armored core 6#armored core#armored core vi#armored core 6 fires of rubicon#armored core vi fires of rubicon#acfa#armored core for answer#ac4a#white glint#steel haze ortus#steel haze#full course#IB-C03 HAL 826#loader 4#nightfall#entangle#reconfig#mad stomp#milk tooth#liger tail#locksmith#barren flower#deadsled#overseer#head bringer#nine-ball
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i saw your reblogged post about self-insert ocs. i DEFINITELY want to see a drawing of yours with sun and moon and your self insert oc! *bangs fists on table*
awww thank you, Anon! It means a lot :D Here's a doodle a did a little while back:
Her name is Esther! She works at the pizzaplex as general staff (was majorly inspired by Bamsara's "Solar Lunacy" cuz that's what I was reading at the time). Her pronouns are she/her, but she intentionally dresses androgynously (for backstory reasons) so she's not bothered if people use other pronouns for her.
And another (even older) doodle with a little more about her questionable career choices (pardon the weird side-profile for moon, I was still learning how to draw the DCA at the time):
(yes, that's Baby's quote from Sister Location, but it fits)
I'll have more art of her with the jester boys soon!
#fnaf oc#dca oc#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#dca fandom#Esther is a nervous ball of gangly limbs stress and oversized hand-me-downs#fun fact: I designed her off of a jrpg character I was trying to get used to drawing#in the end I just ended up drawing her more#crab art#traditional art#ask the crab#I need to do more finished artwork of Esther#my OC Esther
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Can we see more of that weird mole thing
He is a lesser bamboo rat and he is not weird. Thank you very much 🎍
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#HE IS SO SO STUPIDGJFKDJGKDFJ#dan#dan fielding#roz russell#night court#me when i'm being chased by an oversized 8 ball at my workplace: ahhhhhh
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Dad, I got into a fight at school with my bully... I got my ass kicked. Could you teach me how to fight? 🥺
Listen kiddo I’m not sure I’m the best man to ask that. You sure your older brother couldn’t help you out? Dad might be a little rough with you, I honestly might not be able to hold myself back. I’ll make sure to patch you up afterwards though.
#dabbing your cuts and bruises with a cotton ball that stings from the alcohol#coaching you on the lie you’re going to tell your teachers when you go back to school#can’t have you telling them I put my hands on you#driving you out late at night to seven eleven all bruised and sore and in my oversized hoodie to pick something out as a treat for being#such a tough guy for Dad
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something I have been really enjoying lately… putting together an outfit to go to yoga class. not the actual yoga outfit itself- that I could care less about. but instead all the other layer that go on top of it for the walk there.
#personal#mixing a lotta normal things with the workout items#yoga pants with tank top and oversized cashmere turtleneck socks and satin leopard Mary janes#it’s always an oversized sweatshirt/sweater with a layer underneath#socks that really don’t go with anything or are a pattern#ballet flats or Mary janes and sometimes sneakers#various ball caps and oversized coats
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Idk anything about Vault Hunters, Ethos episode was my first intro to it, but his armor at the end of episode one really reminded me of something and after scratching my head for a bit I realized what it was:
#i mean. the horns. the oversized shoulder pads#red black orange and white color scheme#cinnamon roll esque goof ball in big old suit of armor#it fits#vault hunters#ethoslab
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#dragon ball#db#dragon ball z#dbz#dragon ball super#dbs#marvel#oversized grape called thanos#zeno#zeno sama#the omni king
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Thinking about having a cock the size of my forearm, with a pointed pronounced head that leaks precum like a faucet, ridges along the underside of the shaft, a knot the size of a melon, and huge, heavy balls full of potent sperm ready for breeding.
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shoutout to the anon who requested vincent smut. for forcing my hand to have something OTHER than mechanic-LARPer porn in the amalgamation of fics I’m publishing this year. ur the realest!!
#sadly. regrettably. two boregardless fics are comin down the pike before that's published. bc ofc they are.#but eventually. I'll be able 2 say that I have a least one (1) fic for each of the radioactive hick siblings.#hiding my 437324949 bo fics under my oversized trenchcoat like wow!!! can't believe I wrote a single fic for each character!!#I would love to be a fic writer with a wide variety of characters under my belt. but unfortunately. I'm ensnared. hdsfjhdsfjhjfds#u all must be screamin from the rooftops like BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! WRITE!!!!!! SMTHN!!!!! ELSE!!!!#and meanwhile I'm just garglin mountain dew balls and eating expired mayo sandwiches. sigh sigh.#<3#sam speaks
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sometimes you have to say they're having looney tunes bdsm sex the likes of which bugs bunny couldn't even imagine and then move on with your life
#.text#like theyre beating each other with oversized hammers and nails#blowing each others balls off with a shotgun even
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happy valentine's day!!! 💙💖💐💗💖💖💐💙💕
[ my s/i, the one wearing glasses, uses any pronouns! ]
#self insert#self ship#selfship#cookie run#choco ball cookie#choco ball // tbd#art o'clock#caw caw#i'm feeling too tired to say much but i rlly like the outfits i came up with in the second drawing <3#i was originally going to give him something Comfy; like an oversized vaguely off the shoulder sweater#but i couldn't resist...................
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i am standing by how there hasn’t been a good looking bow in ffxiv in years
#they are all insufferable looking#there are probably some gems I just don’t want them#so many of them are clunky looking or incredibly oversized in a bad way#what happened to simple bows. what happened to bows like the one from the rak’tika greatwood dungeon in shadowbringers?#it’s more I don’t like how any of the ex trial bows look from like stormblood and on#HW and ARR too#I am just grumpy about bard bow aesthetics and ffxiv has been dropping the ball#owen plays ffxiv
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Nexomon Theory: Netherworld Edition :D
Going back to the Netherworld story gave me plenty of catharsis when looking at the multiple hints that everything in the Netherworld is a wild goose chase (and a mass delusion), the one thing that seemed glaringly-obvious is the absence of Nexolord/Metta alongside his other imprisoned siblings. You know, the mastermind of the entire Omnicron revival scheme and future end of the world? Not to mention the two week gap when the MC coincidentally traveled to the Netherworld on their own to kick Omnicron's bucket a second time and failed so hard that Ziegler personally managed their Nightmare until they go into Doom mode and finally bust out on their own.
Case in point, I have a pretty solid idea that Metta yet again managed to escape death by the skin of his teeth and follow an extra contingency plan the moment everything literally blew up in his face. Here's what I think happened:
Preemptively throw his "favorite Overseer" Glacia under the bus by convincing her truck through the Netherworld to "finish what he started" in the event of his "death" before the big showdown in N1.
Presumably give a fraction of his power to revive Omnicron and slither away from the battlefield relatively unscathed.
Wait until the dust settles and kick MC's ass the second they're alone.
Convince/Control MC into traveling to the Chasm and release Omnicron. (Implications aside, MC didn't really know that the Netherworld existed until they're neck-deep in it, so who knows if they knew how to access it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Let MC get their ass kicked by Omnicron and get imprisoned by Ziegler for "their prideful folly".
Let Omnicron return from the dead a third time around and convince his dad to only wreck Parum until MC crawls out of super-hell.
Sit back and relax while everyone in Parum (and Deena/Nara) go through the worst two weeks of their lives fighting back an obviously world-ending threat on their own.
Profit!
(+9.) In the event of Omnicron's super death and the slow but inevitable extinction of the Nexomon species, just drop off the face of the earth for an extra thousand years while his siblings (and Deena/Nara) wait in undead limbo for the gene pool to repair itself. Rinse and repeat with an extra convoluted plan at N3 and watch the inevitable rollercoaster from afar.
If that's the only way (to me) to explain why Metta never reveals himself until the post-game content of the DLC (also not say his true name in the final battle in order to prevent MC from tracking him down easier), but to let his siblings falsely believe that the bowling ball finally got what he deserved in the Netherworld...Though I'm afraid that the Abyssals DLC says otherwise.
#nexomon#nexomon spoilers#nexomon dlc#nexomon metta#I'm back~!#Metta is a sneaky sneak with his mischievous bowling-ball schemes#If he was smart enough to escape Ulzar once he can damn well do it again (with Ulzar 2.0 aka MC)#Tbh the MC barely got out of the Omnicron gauntlet alive without the Overseers & Deena's help#What were they thinking facing doggo-dad *alone* even in a weakened state!?#Maybe Metta banked on their stubbornness for Plan Number 2 to succeed either way
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↑ Causing problems for the king for no good reason~
#Royal Ball AU#xSylvia#Overseer of Life (Dash Commentary)#Love it when the king being a dick bites back
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