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Did you ever mention how you got into kyman? Personally speaking, I got into it (again) around 2020 when I rewatched sp, and I basically fell down the rabbit hole. I’ve been into it on and off since then.
I probably did somewhere, but I'll say it again!
I wanted to see what SP was all about so I decided to just watch the most recent episode/special at the time-- post covid. But I realized, it was a story that wasn't forgiving for newcomers, and I had NO idea who was who. I have vivid memories of being weirded out by the redhead guy being upset about the rabbi dude's wife and kids. Then when he said "did you know that he once snuck into my room and gave me fucking aids?!" I GASPED bc one, it was super out of nowhere, super crude, and two, I falsely assumed like, OHHHHH they're gay exes... that explains this weird behavior. I'm sorry what else was my dumb ass supposed to assume! And I watched the rest of the special viewing them in that context hgkd But when I started to properly watch the show from the beginning/ hop between episodes, I felt embarrassed for myself, I was like HOW on earth could I have made that false assumption. I was actually grossed out by the thought of kyman at the start! I knew that Cartman was obsessed with Kyle, and that they did care for each other as friends, but I couldn't fathom Cartman's obsession being anything genuine or Kyle reciprocating. I even made a post abt it on my main as I was watching the show, it might still be in there somewhere lol. I was happy just watching the show as is and I was like, dang! This might be the first thing I get into without shipping anyone! Then, my buddy @shpadoinkle-day texted me what was practically the kyman manifesto and urged me to "wait till seasons 20/21, it'll change everything"
at the same time, an irl buddy watched THAT moment in Manbearpig w/ me for the first time and went "that's... kinda fruity" and I was also like?? yeah?? damn... Then I saw seasons 20/21 and it opened up my eyes. I think it was the only seasons I was so enthralled with to completely binge in one night ghfksd and I. was. floored. Kyle crying over cartman? during a montage of couples breaking up? Kyle being speechless when he saw cartman get a gf? Kyle questioning if he liked heidi, Kyle's stupid ass "we're all going out with Cartman right now", how he inserted himself in the relationship so hard, yet when taking heidi from cartman, talks as if he wasn't doing it for Heidi. His frustration at Heiman was at the very top in list of justification at bombing a country (yes, Kyle says he's upset a girl he liked turned into cartman... but there's layers in that statement, esp. compared to kyle's actions). Kyle memorizing the day they got together, confronting Heidi and asking how Cartman is doing as a boyfriend, what specifically she finds about him that's redeemable (and we all know how Kyle is about finding the good in people), batshit insane things a normal person (like stan) wouldn't ask his friend's girlfriend. And then of course, Kyle dropping all that effort when they break up. Insanity. I realized the obsession was mutual, and rewatching the show in that context completely rerouted my watching experience with the show. It kinda made it funnier for me too lolol. I started picking up on all the evidence I saw shippers point at, and I got what they meant fr. Kyle and Cartman are assholes and poke at each other's insecurities, have hurt each other, yet will not let the other die, Kyle is usually the first one to call for cartman if something happens to him, he saves him when he doesn't deserve it, and Cartman, as stated by Stan, cannot live without him. And it's subtly shown he wouldn't keep kyle just to rag on, bc if that were the case, he would not hesitate to hold it over Kyle's head. Their feelings for each other are very complex, and--if you really pay attention to the show--mutual.
#kyman#this is all a word dump i'm sorry if it doesn't make sense#asks#the weird Thing happening between these two characters is damn chaotic and mutual. I ain't sayin u gotta ship them cos you dont gotta#but to say it's one sided or not there at all is a misread of the show. I'll die on that hill.#Like they're so. fucking weird that it's a reoccurring joke that they get mistaken for a couple. or people easily believe they're together#The shock of them being together is. kinda the joke. as seasons go by#matt and trey love making them fruity or putting them into fruity situations and the sooner u accept 'hey that's gay af' the funnier the#show is i promise y'all#believing kyman is one sided or not there does little for the 'he gave me aids when we were young' joke. if u accept they fruity? bursting#out laughing i guarantee
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Sometimes being a best friend means supporting your friend's decisions and offering advice. Sometimes it means screaming your head off at them for being an ABSOLUTE DUNDERHEAD, tanning their hide with your umbrella, and terrifying them into going into literal deer-in-the-headlights mode. In no particular order.
Inspired by @mocamagical's X-angel AU and some recent shenanigans with Alastor making an ass of himself. Because as Rosie herself said, no one in Hell is perfect.
#rosie#alastor#x-angel au#hazbin hotel#i was thinking about this all day and i kept laughing#guaranteed Rosie is cashing in a favour just to force him to stay in deer more for a day#because that boy had better humble the hell out of himself to kiss up for his dumb decisions lol
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person TEXTED ME BACK btw all is well suicide cancelled
#^ very obviously a joke since i have an anxious attachment to life and would literally never kms#when the grim reaper comes i will come out shooting at him first i guarantee you that#the structure of this joke makes me laugh though.#i think it's that it's framed like an announcement of a work event being cancelled and you smile and delete it off your calendar
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I’m just here as your friendly neighborhood podcast listener and current layabout with not much going on.
I’ve seen a few things about Eddie and the community turning on him quickly. I think a lot of things people aren’t remembering or realizing is just how prevalent the satanic panic was, and is, in the US.
Now there’s no chance that everyone in Hawkins hated Eddie and believed the satanic stuff. I mean, look at everyone in Hellfire. I guarantee parents were wary at first but then Eddie shows up like a goofball or has a string of ma’am’s and sir’s and they realize he’s just a kid with a lot attached to his name from a lot of terrible circumstances.
Anyways. A good thing to listen to is the You’re Wrong About podcast. Specifically these episodes.
Very first one of the podcast:
And then these two both have multiple parts to them, the first one is actually about the book that kind of jumpstarted the whole panic to begin with.
This also has multiple parts. This one is about someone getting seduced by a ‘satanic cult’.
These would have been books that while not everyone would have had one in their home, anyone who was devout or at the least religious, would have bought or read their own copy.
Basically all I’m getting at is that Eddie would have had a lot going against him. I know that a lot of people didn’t want to read Flight of Icarus but Eddie’s character is built on a very shaky foundation. The town dogpiling when the ‘Queen Bee’ gets killed, especially if they’ve already decided that he is a satanist? It was only a matter of time.
#Eddie Munson#Writing#also#Eddie doesn’t help his case by acting out#that’s not me blaming him because literally why join the bastards?#when no matter what you do they’re never going to accept you#so stick your tongue out and make horns at them because it’s gonna get you laugh#do you think he ever thought any of those things would happen to him?#god no#if he’d had even a bit of foresight into the events that would unfold I guarantee he would put his head down#or finally just dropped out#why would he willingly stick around a bunch of townies with no more sense between them than two rocks#I have a lot of feelings about this#because the satanic panic is like a really big thing in the US#was a big part of my childhood#I remember hearing about it all through high school and I graduated in 08#so it hasn’t gone anywhere#it’s just mutated
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can i offer you a low effort meme in these trying times
#i guarantee someone has done this before#but the idea just hit me and i laughed out loud i had to make it#donald duck#the three caballeros#jose carioca#dewey duck#three gay caballeros#panchito pistoles#yeah i'm tagging this i'm fucking funny#kenn talks
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based on the preview of the last episode the thistlecaster agenda might be heading into rocky territory but you’d best believe i can still make it work. fun fact fabian is allergic to expressing vulnerability so making the argument about towel-slapping is the closest thing he can do to admitting that he’s hurt that he’s about to lose time with one of his closest friends. it’s the abandonment issues cropping up again.
#d20#fhjy spoilers#fhjy#thistlecaster#i firmly choose to believe that fabian is just. at a loss for what to do here.#he’s so lonely that he’s begging people to come hang out and they won’t#and he got a few guaranteed hours a week with one of his friends and now that’s going away#but he’s fabian and he laughs in the face of genuine trauma and his own hurt feelings#so instead he makes it about something silly#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring
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Lan Jingyi's the type of dude to post memes on the neighbourhood groupchat while Jin Ling fights some old lady about the quiet hours, Lan Sizhui's trying to contact the administration to avoid escalating to the police and Zizhen cooks smoked fish in his balcony to spite the old lady that keeps threatening them with the police
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#original thots#i love neighbourhood groupchats#im laughing so hard im losing my mind#yall look up on youtube neighborhood groupchats and i guarantee youll laugh so hard youll run out of air
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so happy everyone is finally appreciating mcsm after the movie trailer. jesse deserves their damn flowers man way better protag than whatever whitewashed steve got goin on
#like he dont even look like steve tbh#like itd be one thing if he just looked like what if steve was white but he doesnt even look like steve#bad hair bad beard#how tf u mess up a blue tshirt man#anyways this why jesse my goat#everyone laughs at the ruben porkchop scene but i guarantee that its 100x more emotionally moving than anything the movie attempts lol#whyyyy are u making a mc movie and trying to round everything out and make it hd bro#thats not minecrafttttt just make a different movie if u dont want to make minecraftttt its a very distinct visual u cant just not do it#then call it minecraft#not my minecraft movie smh
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#no one’s gonna pick date but god that’d be a funny option#he’d be supportive but also would be so caught off guard and so uneducated on the topic he’d say just. the stupidest shit#and you KNOW kiryu would just say it out of the fucking blue. date would probably drop a glass or something behind the counter. whiplash#anyway honestly it’s always been hard for me to pick between haruka and daigo- haruka obviously is the number one most important person to#him and if he’s gonna be that vulnerable with anyone it’s most likely gonna be her#HOWEVER. if he (miraculously) picked up on daigo never having an interest in women and having at least one close male companion that was a#liiiiitttttle too close to be Just a companion#then daigo has an advantage because. i mean. it’d guarantee the person he’d admitting this too wouldn’t judge him for it#and would have- amusingly enough- more experience in the area than kiryu himself thus the possibility for advice/reassurance#which is such an interesting conceptual conversation that I started writing it. maybe one day I’ll finish it……….#I think the only way he’d come out ti majima first would be completely on accident / incidentally#like. getting drunk with him and laughing about whatever havin a good time and after a waitress or whoever hits on kiryu majima says like#‘you know- I’ve known you for like 30 years and I don’t think I’ve ever seen you return the favor when a gal flirts with ya- so what kinda#gals ARE you into–‘ ‘I don’t think I’ve ever really been into any women. ………. ah.’#anyway that’s just one thought#anyway have fun with this#kiryu#kazuma kiryu#yakuza#rambling#polls
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the kind of hijinks that barton gets up to sometimes can vary. and what i mean by that is he'll do something like the 'you're dead' gesture across his neck while around jim gordon, but then immediately change it up to a finger heart the moment someone else looks at him like JSJSJ LMAO but also, he does the kind of hijinks that actually aren't that AT ALL where he hits someone over the head with a shovel and then acts like he's so 'silly' for doing that. though let's be real here... man's is a little bit cuckoo for cocoa puffs as my friend emi very gracefully put it LMAOO
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ahh... so i noticed that i hadn't made a sillay headcanon in a while and thus here i am gracing y'all with another one / j LMAO i kiddd#but i really do miss talking about how unserious barton can be sometimes bc he really does things that are SO out of left field-#sometimes that all you can do is laugh jsjsj but i can guarantee you that the 'you're dead' one has happened at least once ☠️#just imagine how confused the other police officers there would be though to just suddenly see this criminal making a heart at jim-#like SKSKS ' ooh jim i think someone's got a... crush? ' and they say it all hesitantly bc what the hell is that LMAOO#nah but i think if someone accused him of liking jim barton would literally feel like hitting himself with a bottle or something-#on the head just to escape the embarrassment that he just caused JSJS
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truly lmao 2024 lambda literary award finalist wynnstannery
#have probably already heard of these awards w/o absorbing it but has a sizable [twitter acct you follow follows this acct] overlap for one#wikipedia blurb ''to recognize the crucial role lgbtq writers play in shaping the world...celebrate the very best in lgbtq literature''#Lol! naturally everyone set to laugh abt Individually being lambda award finalist Authors amidst 40+ anthology contributors. sure#and of course oh absolutely crucial cam stone page. we did make the back of book blurb too after all#born of [crucially soph nothingunrealistic (a) investigates that akd role which (ai) leads to me also checking it out. later (b)#investigates this Call For Submissions For All Trans F&F Zine which (bi) leads to me going ''oh so true cam stone Needs to be there'']#all originating in The Wrong Fake ''Fans'' Show Up For Billions By Way Of Beloved Character Winston lmao#b/c fr imagine the trans f&f zine Doesn't have a Did You Know That???? page abt a delightful akd role & canon nonbinary f&f character#but this amidst Plenty of ''fake'' ''wrong'' ''fans'' messing around w/the concept of Fast & Furious as a Work throughout#as i said & got the feedback of [hell yes You Get It] that the premise Guarantees you get a very Varied & inherently Playful response#not b/c playfulness need be ''unserious'' but it sure need not be ''serious.'' like f&f itself; as part of [the premise guarantees it]#& that the Range of ways ppl can approach this broad concept is like the Range of ways ppl can approach the broad concept of Gender lol#& not Unearnest but needing no Gravitas / ''serious'' ''legitimacy'' guaranteed in turn to ''validate'' your efforts#and your not being the ''right'' or ''expected'' audience getting the perhaps straight(tm)forwardly intended experience here lmao#so in many ways it did feel very resonant / relevant to wynnstannery#embracing [the one use of: editor's note!] and [the one use of: the word ''autistic''!]#2 trans 2 furious#which is probably gonna get a physical reprint sooner than later; pdfs still available despite the lack of link there#was already The Intention if vaguely so; now with the added ''can put the 2024 Lambda Award Nominee / Finalist on the cover lol''#page 54 (i believe) brought to you by a couple of quantnoisseurs; rushed to finish last minute then ft. some post deadline edits lmao#classic....nonzero other works i've Heard Of! nice#which: sure does seem like the focus here is like ''did you hear about these books? :)'' as many ''awards'' can ultimately be#like i Am hearing about them now. had seen abt Being Ace on twitter interesting interesting. hi honey i'm homo hell yeah#do we have one or two f&f films left? put cam stone cameo in there for real. Fast furious worth the effort worth the cost#& just shoutout to the like bifurcation of Akd Role Types. [intense in a relatively restrained affect way. some dramatic flair for sure]#and [spontaneous! vivacious! bright! playful! pretty emotionally open!] that's right lmao
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Not me shipping Officer Martinez with one of the Ice Lounge twins
#i hc that one of them is clichely really nice bc he didn’t smile when bruce was in obvious emotional pain JSJJSS#my toxic trait is focusing so much on background characters but hear me out#martinez seems to be the youngest officer and he's really impulsive so i can see him investigating#penguin by himself. he has no idea how he ended up on this guy's lap but he's not complaining#bruce finds out bc ofc he does and he's like. that's not a good idea (plus the guy tried to beat me up)#comissioner mackenzie gets wind abt it and is like what the fuck stop seeing this guy rn#martinez: listen even if you get mad even if you get offended SO? what you gonna do? cause i can guarantee you cant beat me up#batman vibrates on the spot but only bc bruce is trying not to laugh out loud#officer martinez#the batman#batman
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Not necessarily an ask, I kinda just wanna say I really love all your doodles and hcs of Cabbie and such. He's become a brain worm and lil hyper fixation of mine and it's lovely to see so much work of him. Would definitely love to see more if you have any planned! :]
Aw, thank you dear! I didn’t have any more doodles of him, but I couldn’t just leave you with nothin, so I made some for ya :) I haven’t drawn him in a bit so I’m a bit rusty, but I hope these suffice !
#planes: fire and rescue#planes 2#doodles#cabbie mchale#cabbie#maru#these were so fun to do#he’s so silly#I might do the others as well if y’all want#Cabbie has that loud ass dad sneeze that the entire park can hear#I think he also would hate bugs#don’t tell him if a bug lands on him. just brush it off and move on#he WILL freak out. guaranteed#he also has that laugh combo where he sounds like a duck with asthma#if he laughs too hard he will die. instant fatality. K.O.#heh.#hes so cool
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why brain whyyyy
i just want to read a book why must it make me paranoid?? I want to Sleep 😭
#this is about The Book of Bill#No Spoilers#typing out loud#Paranoid From Book Edition#but ya know it's meant to be kinda scary. a bit horrifying. Fills you with some dread#and i pointedly ignored that! i laughed at things and went “you cant do that! this is a fictional book”#now its almost 5am and my Bill plush I got hanging up is Taunting Me#i have a nightlight (im a wimp) but the plush is obscured so its all shadowy#and i see it! without glasses! and Get the Jeebies!#ive had to grab my flashlight and stare at it. or turn on my lamp and stare at it.#or make a tumblr post and occasionally look up to stare at it#damn you Alex for letting me get my paranoid hands on this book (/pos)#fr I think im going to have to take plush Bill down so i can attempt to sleep again#it's that or wait for the sun! yay all nighters! hhhhhhhhhh#i didn't get to read all the book yesterday. reading physical books make me sleepy after a while sob#but man! its a trip. a journey. who knows what's on the next page! not me!#i also blame gus. not like gus gus (rip my man) but his unfortunate.. situation#its also rattling around my spooked brain and not helping <3#wait his name is gus right?? im so tired ugh#ah whatever you either get it or you dont lol#i could play mc.. but.. eepy#but also. no big light = no good#and i cant guarantee relocating the plush will solve my problem#gaaah why am i like thissss. i think of plenty scary things!! why must the well dressed triangle be my downfall#crying on the floor#“i think of plenty scary things” bruh i cant sleep without a nightlight what am i on about lmao#maybe that's the point. im a wimp <3 so many things are scary to me. huh#Anyway!#Read the book. Or Don't#I am! Will! Have?
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my therapist seems kind of appalled and malding a little bit that I am not in a relationship and refuse to actively seek one out. it's okay though it's fine like genuinely water off a duck's back what she thinks of my celibacy. it's just annoying.
#girl you know all about my sex trauma.. you really think a romanian man would have the patience to deal with that.. I guarantee he wouldn't#^ implying I'm even attractive enough to get anyone to the point where my sex trauma becomes an issue. laughing quite hard.#no even outside of that (though it is very hard to speak outside of that) I have no desire or time or need for a relationship right now.#to the point where imagining being in a relationship with a real person makes me physically nauseous. I don't really see this as a problem#to be solved because I know it'll go away on its own after I move out and transition and just feel ready to be with someone in that way#whether or not it actually happens is another discussion entirely lol and I'm not holding my breath for it.#well. enough self-pitying on the subject for now.
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Especially because in the end... Arakawa loses his son in small ways that just Accumulate... but Jo's the one who even gets to outlive his son... AUGH. THROWING MYSELF INTO A WOODCHIPPER
Also while going through old messages, I saw I actually had a dream back in 2021 that Jo came back in LaD8. I mean sure he had "longer hair" and "a new outfit NOBODY liked except me" and was Unserious like RGGJo whereas in the actual teaser he sounds more depressed than ever but I'm still taking credit alright... the vision came to me...
And in a Hell Will Freeze Over Before This Happens I Just Like To Think About It way. I want him in my goddamn party and I have for all of Y7 so it's not related to the new game. I don't care. I want to find out what his favorite flowers are I want to take him to Every Movie and get his commentary on all of it I want to take him out to eat and watch his little itadakimasu animation play out I want to have the most light-hearted and inconsequential conversations and I want him to chime in I want to exhaust every option on his Drink Link I want to unlock his sickass tag-team moves I want to wear True Hero and fight by his side I want to shower him with so much love and affection he won't know what hit him (<- channeling Arakawa tbh)
its just insane because from a metaphorical sense arakawa 'outlives' masato in that he becomes aoki and like. That's One Thing, but then Of Course. There's Jo. //stuffing my mouth with wet cement// like OHHHH the pain never stops it never ends,,
mate i think your brain was just tryna manifest RGGJo to make a come back through y7 ☠️☠️ CREDIT WHERE CREDITS DUE THO BUT DAMN would have been. THE MOST interesting change to his character though.... on the real.... because yeah he just sounds so tired from the trailer so far (;´д`)would be hilarious if instead of entering a Super Depression arc bro's just. Yeah Alright Fuck It. What Can We Do Now Amirite. walk right out the cell with the white suit and snake-patterned lapels and all ☠️☠️
OK BUT MOST VALID RANT EVER. MOST VALID WANT EVER. would really just have the vibe of dragging your jaded uncle around the city i would died to have that,,, 😭😭
#snap chats#ON THE REAL THOUGH JO PARTY MEMBER WOULD'VE MADE ME YELL#it too is a part of my This Is Guaranteed To Never Happened But What If wish list.....#i still stand firm he shouldve at least been left with tendo for five minutes. JUST FIVE THEN EVERYONE ELSE CAN COME IN#first he necks his boss then he fucks up his office like LET HIM. GET A FEW SWINGS IN. it's what he deserves i think...#BUT REAL PLEEAASSE I WANT THE SAWASHIRO SOCIAL LINK GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW SEGA#id die and throw up because you just know he and ichi'd have to talk about arakawa at some point during it...#if the whole SL not JUST being about meetin arakawa or his early days in the family#also forgive me for calling it 'social link' i unfortunately played persona a lot years ago and just. Its A Social Link ok ik im a monster#persona's one piece of media that was crucial to my developmental years its in my dna now...#IN ANY CASE NOOOOO I COULD SIT AND THINK FOREVER ABOUT JO MAKING LITTLE COMMENTS...#its my mental illness... its my weakness i think..... just thinkin of silly scenarios...#see while im cringe at being intelligent i AM adequate at making funny scenarios... hehe even...#its a dangerous thing to put an idea in my head as Creatively Ambiguous as that one oh no i feel my brain being eaten alive already#PLEASE I NEED THE PARTY TO REACT TO JO 😭😭 IN A NON VIOLENT SITUATION 😭😭#i hope when jo's forced to be in social settings he's just Weird. like not Weird weird but its painfully obvious he's never had friends#like he just doesnt know what to do with himself the closest friend in age he has is adachi and He. Is Definitely A Character (affectionate#i hope theyre all out to lunch and someone makes a lighthearted joke and jo takes it too seriously and one other mate gotta just#'my guy relax. it was a joke. see [explains the joke]' and bro just Hm..... Not Funny Didn't Laugh about it right#he's not gonna flip the table now at least#UGH why would you remind me of the timeline of jo being a party member. im gonna drive myself mad thinkin bout it (;´x`)(;´x`)#ITD BE SO SWEET JUST SEEING JO BE NICE FOR FIVE SECONDS. NOT EVEN 'NICE' JUST CHILL#jo karaoke wouldnt exist but it'd be cute to at least see him in the crowd...#I REPEAT IM GONNA THINK OF LIL SCENARIOS LIKE THESE ALL DAY NOW NOOOOOO im ruined 😔
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