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notyouraveragebozo · 2 years ago

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Note 7/21/2023

A small business responds to the NASA + AARO (All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office) UAP Independent Study Team Report of May 31, 202 Take -TWO (This is the Second, more reflective, response after the one posted here on tumblr on June, 2, 2023). From: the desk of Unique Destinations Enterprise – CEO/COB

To: science.nasa.gov/uap and everyone who would like to understand better, and who read the following message,… (This message comes after a total of 5 full-listens, of the 4-hour long NASA YouTube presentation.)

We had a small following on the corporate tumblr account, but after posting the first – long – response to the UAP Meeting,… We found corporate tumblr account followers dropped-off. We apologize if anyone took offense. We (did/do) NOT intend denigrate those seeking to ‘grow in understanding’. We posted the Red Curtain Tour video to Our Home page (4/16/2023), – 836 days after – We first went LIVE to the World – and 3 days before – AARO spoke to Congress (4/19/2023). (We had hopes that this new material would have been ‘mentioned’. Harassment of truth seekers – was/is – not – Our aim. We have taken pains to try to be as transparent, and forthright as possible.)

Being a VERY small company, it is a daily challenge to distance and/or ‘filter’ business matters promos/plans/ and intentions, from – public ‘expression’ – of ‘personal views’ on things. (And proof-reading and editing – are big challenges – as well.)

Let me begin by saying to – all – that I have great respect for those who seek after knowledge. Those who advance Science, and those who serve in Academia, informing and inspiring future generations… I whole-heartedly endorse.

(The following is a short and incomplete bio.) I grew up with NASA and the Space Age. The oldest of four boys (with five years span between – first and fourth.) I was privileged to travel for three weeks each summer as a kid, (up until my senior year), due to my father’s Hospital Administration work. We traveled/camped in many State and National parks each summer, and traveled through many states, (about 23), and I visited many museums, libraries, and monuments. – I had a very enriched experience as a youth.) The asthma would make camping hard, at nights, but the things I saw and experienced,…I was very pleased and grateful, to experience – all of the things and places my parents enabled me to witness and take-‘in’

In elementary school, I had as a classmate – the niece of one the Apollo One crewmembers. I was the space cadet/class-clown and she was like – a movie star to me. (She was so pretty!) I was a slow-blooming student, with ADDHD, asthma, (and was socially awkward with peers - having so many brothers - to occupy my life.) I tended to be more comfortable with rocks than with people.

My asthma kept me ‘immobile’ a lot,… I grew up in front of the TV. Nature shows like: ‘Marlin Perkins and Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom’; ‘The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau’; ‘The Wonderful World of Disney’; and many hours of Science Fiction TV shows, like: ‘Time Tunnel’; ‘Johnny Quest’; ‘My Favorite Martian’; ‘20,000 Leagues under the Sea’; ‘Twilight Zone’, ‘Lost in Space’; ‘It’s About Time’; ‘Star Trek’ – and many others. I brought the role-playing game Dungeons and Dragons to my High School when I was a Junior. (My family was a family of ‘nerds’.) My brothers, coming-up, after me, learned from my mistakes – and each made Phi Beta Kappa in college.

I started my collegiate education by failing-out – after 1 1/2 years,… – but – after that VERY expensive ‘learning’ experience,… I returned to school – and was made valedictorian of the third largest school in my state. (I had joined the Marines after ‘failing-out’ – in order to grow in discipline.) (I currently stand at having connections to 14 post-secondary institutions.)

I am also a life-long rock-hunter/fossil-collector/and artifact-seeker. It has long been my nature to look for ‘patterns’ and rationale, for ‘Why?’, ‘What?’, ‘Where?’, and ‘How? – and thinking about ‘What to do?’ – with what is noticed by my eye. The asthma, kept me ‘still’ and able to focus on my surroundings, and the ADDHD kept me ‘searching’.

When I rock-hunt – I search – with ‘intention’ – (as well ‘joy’ and ‘hope’, in serendipitously discovering things ‘special’ enough to go into my bucket.) I try to gauge the environment, I look for clues that might inform my searching. My eyes scan, and my brain ‘decodes’ the – ‘favorability quotient,… – continuously ‘assessing’ – each rock’s ‘potentiality’ – against – the ‘leaverite’.

I have had to physically ‘weigh the merits’ of having a beautiful 68.4 lbs. boulder of fossil fern impressions at my home – versus – the ‘pressing’ reality of having to shoulder the boulder to the car, in 105 degree heat, a half-a-mile away,… – uphill – (But hey,.. it’s what rock hounds do.) – I’ve had to contemplate logistics, as many times as I have had adventures.

I am trying to say, that in my days, on this beautiful, blue, miraculous, marble,… I’ve spent many long hours in silent contemplation, utilizing the elements of the Scientific Method: – making observations; collecting data; and developing hypotheses – (by having my mind open, to take – second – closer looks – to scrutinize – clear my eyes, look, again, and again, and again,… and, review, ‘it-all’,… and,… I come to revise the ‘angle’ of my ‘understanding’…. until I am either satisfied – that I figured something ‘new‘ – out, or,… if I can go no further at the moment, then I’m stuck at a point, and… I’m left to question – wanting more data,… more ‘input. This is how I process, make sense, and deal with my world.

55 months ago, while virtually wandering this World, as one would a beach – but utilizing satellite imagery – in place of eyes upon the ground,… potentially ‘novel‘ information – was first encountered.

This Intellectual property, is at the heart of the small, veteran-owned/operated company, A Urumalli, U Macinasar, G Entum – Unique Destinations Enterprise.

It took two years of patient, solo, silent study, and the deepest of cogitation, (and three website developers) – before finally being able to turn the website, UniqueDestinations.org – ‘On’, and… an Opportunity – ‘the likes of which, the World had never known’, was – first broadcast – to the citizens of this planetary paradise.

With that being said,… to the meat of the matter’ at hand… as to UAPs – (Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon)

Regarding UAPs,… Unique Destinations Enterprise and UniqueDestinations.org CANNOT talk about: ways to improve sensor and detector methods; safeguarding air travel; mitigating space junk; or discussing the ‘goings-on’ in the sky today, that cannot be explained. However, We find ourselves in a position to contribute to the understanding, of a specific subset of UAP investigational lines of query.

Unique Destinations Enterprise and UniqueDestinations.org can offer insight into that, which is – proposed to be observable – at a certain, specific, geophysical, latitude/longitude location, – (in-situ!)

It is not a trivial side-point, to mention, that what appears - as ‘observable’, – appears to have 'occasioned' – a VERY long time ago! Should this be found evident,… (the possible – ‘vast’ – age),… it is conceivable to think,… that – coupled – with the sightings of stuff moving around in the sky today,… – this OLD(?) thing – could inform us-all of – some (very interesting information).

I understand – that at the time of this meeting, Dr. Nadia Drake, was speaking, as she knew things to be ‘true’, when she iterated the corollary… ‘to date in the referred scientific literature, there is no conclusive evidence suggesting an extraterrestrial origin, for UAP’.

Dr. Drake,… you spoke the truth, but just because certain supportive evidence for ‘claims’, are not ‘in-the annals’ or ‘in-hand’ (by the meeting date) – does not mean, that – evidence – does not – ‘exist’ – to be recorded in much clearer imagery in the near future.

During the May 31st, UAP Roadmap to Investigative Research – Framework Development meeting,… several phrases were mentioned repeatedly: ‘a needle-in-a-haystack’; ‘extraordinary claims requiring extraordinary proof’; and ‘without sufficient data, we are unable to reach defendable conclusions’.

In my life, also courtesy of NASA, I have heard, (voiced in real-time 54 years ago!), the thrilling adage, – “One small step for a man, and one giant leap, for mankind.”

For 55 months now, I have been in a very unusual - and I feel very privileged position,… to be the ‘shepherd’ – of a new possibility – a new ‘opportunity‘ for everyone.

If you seek ‘possible’ leaps in learning,… regarding the nature of this Universe,… and to seek to find solutions to the pressing: Climate issues; Energy issues; and matters of ‘Food, Shelter, and the remedies to the Human ills of the ‘heart’ and of the mind,…besides looking – as far, far away as you can possibly see – to take it – all – in… UniqueDestinations.org, would have it be understood, that amazing things abound – right here – under our noses! Things wondrous, and miraculous, just wait to be discovered - and learned about.

To start to learn about any new thing, we all are taught the ‘basics’, and when we are informed,… it is from – a ‘certain point’ – a place of ‘beginning’,… – putting all growing/searching/hungry minds, on the ‘same page’.

The Home page of UniqueDestinations.org – is a great place to begin to learn about possible novel data.

We await the ‘validity test‘ – that We had ‘couched' in a ‘dream opportunity’ – for those who could ‘dream-without-restraint’. We had offered – a unique opportunity to entertain thoughts both – boggling – and – remarkable. We offered an ‘Adventure‘ -(‘everything that it takes – to cobble together an expedition – actively wrapping one’s mind around the ‘What-ifs’?, and ‘What-nows’? that come about, when contemplating – ‘walking up and rapping on the door.’ (All that would go through such an ‘experiencing’ mind,… that – experience,… – will be the – ‘Tale‘ – they will tell – forever!)

We offered – the opportunity to ‘dream’ dreams – in such a way, as to try to – ‘move and inspire, and fill one’s being, and life, with a renewed sense of awe, wonder, respect, and purpose,’… or,… just to have some new – EXPENSIVE – memories made.

We offered the ‘deepest of human dreams’. A supreme adventure – full of ultimate cogitation

After the recent tragedy at sea with those travelers into the cold, dark, unknown,… We are rethinking the logistics required, in a second auction presentation. Do We repeat, as We had shared before? Or, might there be,… tweaks?

With 99 pages of unredacted text, 11 more stills, and one more movie,… the Deep-Dive materials help provide for ‘clarity’ in one’s personal opinions.

Just how the Coordinates are moved upon, is still – up for consideration. In the eventual dissemination of my ‘dreamy’ directions – it is my most fervent hope – that this material not be swept under a rug, and hidden-away.

Any collaboration would be with Science, Academia, Industry , here in America, and Internationally. – (This is thinking – hypotheticals – out-loud.)

As one of 8,000,000,000 people on this planet, I felt a duty to share, what this ‘citizen’ saw. I felt everyone must have a chance to comprehend, if they so choose. So I was tasked to make things readable in many tongues – to minimize any miscommunication.

If you want to make some headway in Your UNDERSTANDING… You know where to go for the Coordinates of Conundrum – the Directions to a ‘Dream’ – an adventure – of rarest sort. We can point to where you begin your Journey into Tomorrow, – the place to start – to learn more.

We have a new Facebook profile: ‘Unique Destinations Enterprise’ – (it is still in its early days and rudimentary.) I have been notoriously hard to contact, We have email: [email protected] We have tumblr @UniqueDestinationsEnterprise Plurk @UniqueDestinationsEnterprise, YouTube @uniquedestinationsenterpri7973; and @UniqueDestinations.org on TikTok.

For those who seek to understand how it – all – 'first began' – (whatever that means),… Remember the Bard – ‘There are more things in heaven,… and on Earth, Horatio,… than are dreamt of, in your philosophy.’ (FYI: When I had first experienced higher education, and had failed-out -I was studying Philosophy.) But,… like John Cleese, had eventually exclaimed,… ‘I got better’.

I have grown in my understanding over time. I have had wonderful experiences in my days - as I have had bad ones, – but – knowing what I do – now,… I would not use the ‘Time Tunnel’ to travel back in Time to tell myself – even – five words! I would endure everything – all over again – to be in the position – I find myself in – today. I am not a comic book, or an AI fabrication. I am flesh and blood human that saw ‘something’ and took the chance. I created an opportunity to grow, and I shared it for free, with everyone having a cell phone and access to the internet. In the time since going LIVE – 12/31/2020, I sought to improve comprehensibility in 104 languages and spoken English voice! I have added a verbal Back story element after the self-proclaimed ‘free speech absolutist’ SILENCED my CEO Twitter account.

I have added a Red Curtain Tour video, and have a Director’s Den page that reflects on the First auction attempt. Since Halloween of 2022 – I have shared one element of my Post Script messages – intended to be held back for after the GPS Coordinates sale, (but due to the human element of the message, I could not risk staying silent, in case of losing the human opportunity to ‘connect’.

As of this posting, I can offer coffee mugs to consumers – globally – (for reduced shipping and increased speed in problem resolution.)

With coffee mugs available,… the next step before the Coordinates are dealt with,… I am tasked with finding an Art gallery home for my image, ‘Abstracting Enigma’.

And then, to the meat of the conversation, as far as UAP go,…

Unique Destinations Enterprise and UniqueDestinations.org can address the extraordinary claim of – a ‘possible, ancient, crashed, flying-saucer’.

Validity and Verification await those bold enough to move forward and explore.

At the time-mark (3:53:44), Dr. David Spergel stated,… ’I think this is an opportunity for Citizen Science’. - I do not know if he was referring to me, specifically, but I know, We DO have the ‘GEEPS’ – (GPS data.)

Thank you for listening to this long post. No slight is intended, however I am sensitive to those that belittle the pursuit of new information, and those who would amplify ‘fear’ and ‘loathing’, over making new discoveries and advancements.

This is the Second – (more studied) – response, to the NASA + AARO UAP Investigational framework-building, ‘Road Map’ for Studying Anomalous Phenomenon presentation, of 5/31/2023.

I thank you for having the patience to read this message.

Respectfully, the small business Unique Destinations Enterprise and UniqueDestinations.org, – (The place where dreams and reality, may meet),… and,… –( a ‘needle’ – may be parted, from – a ‘haystack’).

(This letter is posted here for transparency and will also be directly sent to the NASA UAP website.)

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ppangjae · 4 years ago

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BROKEN CLOCKS | Jaehyun

SUMMARY. On the day of your graduation, you bump into a stranger who was an almost, a stranger with memories that remind you of how you were both almost what you could’ve and wanted to be... but couldn’t.

GENRE. almost lovers!au | angst

WORD COUNT. 836 words

author’s note. got into my feelings and wrote this. happy (but not so happy bc this is angsty!) reading~

So close, yet still… so far.

That’s what you and Jaehyun are. Correction: were. No matter how close your hearts were or how much your hearts yearned for each other, there was always something that stopped the two of you from being together. It was like fate was playing a game with you, where fate brought the two of you together but would always put something in the way between your connection. Everything was an ‘almost’. The two of you were an ‘almost’. The scary thing about being that—being an ‘almost’—is that you’re both not sure if it ever has an end, if you’ll go back to strangers or if you’ll finally be more than an ‘almost’.

Exes, distance, time, philophobia, you both knew them all too well.

And now here you both are, strangers. Strangers who have history. Strangers who have a past. A shared past. It’s a fragment of your memory that, at times, you wish to forget. The past, the memories, they keep you up at night, wondering what if? What if this happened instead? Would things have been different?

“I’m so proud of you, Y/N. Four years later and you finally graduated!”

A shit ton of flowers. A shit ton of hugs. You could definitely get used to this attention.

“Congratulations.” It’s a familiar voice. But at the same time, it’s a foreign voice.

You turn around to see him, a stranger. He looks different since the last time you saw him. The last time you saw him was—

“Has it really been two years?” He chuckles. Two years. The last time you saw him was two years ago, at the airport terminal with a heavy heart and uncontrollable tears. An almost. All of your memories with him remind you of how you were both almost what you both could’ve—what you both wanted—to be.

You eye the bouquet of flowers in his hands. He’s dressed up in a white button-up shirt with his hair—are those teal highlights?—gelled and combed back with strands framing his face. You muster up a smile and all of your friends standing behind you gawk at him, lips tightly shut. “I guess it has. I’m assuming you’re here for Sicheng? I haven’t seen Sicheng since the ceremony ended, I’m sure he’s being bombarded by everyone.”

“Yeah, I’m here for Sicheng and—”

“Babe, where are you? Ah, there you are!”

A woman approaches Jaehyun, interlocking arms with him. She looks at you with a bright gaze. You tear your eyes away from Jaehyun’s to look back at the woman standing beside him. You assume she’s—

“This is my girlfriend, Eunha.”

Girlfriend. Your smile twitches and falters, but you cover it up with a chuckle. Playfully punching Jaehyun in the arm, you tease him. “Look at you, finally in a relationship! What took you so long?”

You barely notice how Jaehyun’s smile falters. He glances at his girlfriend, then back at you. You extend a hand out to Eunha. “I’m Y/N. I met Jaehyun during our undergrad before he transferred to a university abroad. You’re really beautiful, by the way. Jaehyun is quite lucky to have you.”

“Nice to meet you, Y/N.” She smiles and it makes your heart ache. “Almost two years of dating and people still tell me that Jaehyun’s lucky to have me. I should probably start believing them.”

Almost two years. While you were having those sleepless nights wondering what could’ve been, how things almost could’ve been, Jaehyun was already falling in love with someone else. Maybe you truly were the only one hung up over the other. Maybe you truly are the only one stuck in the past, stuck with all of the shared memories. Maybe you truly don’t know the Jaehyun standing in front of you right now. That’s because you don’t. The Jaehyun standing in front of you is different from the Jaehyun that stood before you at the airport, from the Jaehyun that introduced himself to you after Sicheng figured you both suited each other well.

What a huge wake up call.

You truly are strangers.

You will forever be an ‘almost’.

You’re both fated to be an ‘almost’.

Nothing more and nothing less.

“Well,” you chuckle sheepishly, “I should let you go find Sicheng—”

“Let’s catch up sometime?” Jaehyun cuts you off. “It’s been two years, I’m sure a lot has changed.”

Indeed. A lot has changed. But the one who changed was Jaehyun. Time and distance surely changes people. But you’re not like that. “Well, uh, I should probably get going with my friends before we miss our reservation—”

“When can I see you again?”

You don’t want to see him again. You never wish to see him again. You hope this will be the last time. You would rather remain as strangers now. As an ‘almost’. As the one who got away.

You muster up a smile, your grip on your bouquet of flowers tightening.

“When time permits. It was nice seeing you again, Jaehyun.”

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angelsndragons · 4 years ago

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Clay Timeline

Or our best guess at it, really. I am trying to reference Matt primarily because it is his world and because Taliesin has admitted to being fuzzy on some details, owing to Caduceus’ own navel-gazing/not paying attention to said details. There is also the chance that Matt swapped things around in the background in the six irl months between Dust and Clay and Family Shatters.

Update as of 130/131: No one can keep track of the Clays and it is hysterical. You know you have a problem when the Lorekeeper has to ask for a family tree.

~545 - Molaesmyr falls to whatever corruption or experiments its elves were running. This corruption is eerily similar to that of the corruption found in Aeor, a floating city once known for having god-killer weapons. Ref. EGtW and the timing of Ludinus Da’leth founding the Cerberus Assembly in A Game of Names.

~735 - The Corruption of Molaesmyr begins assaulting the Blooming Grove. Ref Caduceus and the Clays saying the corruption within the Savalirwood began overtaking the temple about a century before the start of the game.

~715-755 - Caduceus Clay is born. Taliesin has said he is anywhere between 80-120, however the lower numbers have come up more frequently. What is also interesting is that the reference age for Caduceus settled into early 20s/23, down from mid 20s/23-26.

826 - The Gorgon comes to the Menagerie and petrifies the inhabitants. Ref Family Shatters, Eremus Stone confirms he was frozen ten years ago.

826-827 - Constance and Corrin leave the Grove together. Ref. Family Shatters, Constance confirms that they left around 827. Also reference Calm before the Storm.

828 - The last of the Clays leaves the Grove. Ref Family Shatters, Caduceus says that Clarabelle left eight or seven years previously. Also Ref Within the Nest, Caduceus says that one of his sisters was the last to leave, heading East.

- Okay, so Taliesin talks like they left one by one once they had their visions but we know that is not strictly true because of Constance and Corrin. Either way, this timeline lines up with Taliesin’s ‘once every six months the next one would leave’ comments; you can accommodate more individual trips by adjusting the time of year they left. For example, put Constance and Corrin later in 826 for leaving pairs or put them earlier for the rest of the family leaving individually. Remember that the Exandrian calendar only has 11 months.

---Update from Episode 130, Calm before the Storm. Caduceus says that after Corrin and Constance left, Calliope left by herself, followed by Colton (who may have left with Cornelius), Cornelius, and finally Clarabelle.

We also know that the Family Shatters Clay pairs probably did not travel together exclusively throughout their journeys.

- Constance and Corrin arrive separately at the Kiln. They also leave separately, lacking the residuum they need. This was ‘a few years ago,’ according to the Dusts. Ref Jeramiss Dust in Clay and Dust.

- On a maybe relevant note, Corrin is the Clay who comments on Uthodurnian food, stating she likes it a lot better than the Empire’s food in Family Shatters.

- Constance and Corrin arrive at the Menagerie together and are petrified. They came hoping the Stones might have some residuum to use at the Kiln. Ref Family Shatters, Constance confirms they came together and that the trip took ‘quite a few months.’

- At some point, Colton also arrives alone at the Kiln. He leaves like his mother and aunt do, confused and lacking materials. Ref Clay and Dust. Note that we do not know if Colton got there before or after his mother and aunt, he is simply brought up later in the conversation, as though it was easier for Jeramiss to remember Constance and Corrin than him.

- Colton is found with Clarabelle inside the Menagerie Cave, protecting her from something.

- Clarabelle is the most visibly confused of the Clays re Caduceus’ apparent age. She also is not panicked or defensive like Colton is when he awakes. I would guess her lack of darkvision meant that she did not see the statues or the gorgon when she entered the Cave, even if she brought a light source.

- Calliope has a single residuum seed on her when she is restored, indicating she too went to the Kiln at some point and had residuum on her when she did so. Ref Calliope Clay, Family Shatters, she straight-up tells Beau she got it at the Kiln.

- Notably, she is found with Cornelius, who has residuum glass on him but no seed. He states that he got confused when Caduceus shows him his residuum seeds.

- Also notably, Cornelius had spotted Constance and Corrin before he was petrified, indicating that he and Calliope arrived after them.

835, Fessuran 22 - Mollymauk Tealeaf dies.

835, Fessuran 23 - Caduceus Clay has visions of eyes in the trees, sky, spring, and stones in the Blooming Grove. He then sees nine butterflies.

835, Fessuran 24 - Caduceus Clay joins the Mighty Nein.

836, Thunsheer 25 - Cornelius, Calliope, and Constance Clay reunite with Caduceus. Corrin, Clarabelle, and Colton are found but are unable to be restored due to a lack of spell slots.

836, Thunsheer 26 - The Clays reunite as Clarabelle, Colton, and Corrin are all successfully restored. They begin their trek back to the Grove.

Update as of 131: Reani totally dished the deets on the Nein while she escorted the Clays home. Reference Clarabelle asking about the Xhorhaus’ tree when no one mentioned it around her in 96 or 130.

836, Brussendar 19: The latest date the Clays make it home; Jester checks in with Calliope on this date and confirms that they have planted the seeds. They probably have been back for a while at this point, as Colton and Corrin are on a supply run on Brussendar 31 during Calm Before the Storm.

Speculation on the timeline below -

Updated as of 131: Matt and Taliesin apparently mixed up which sister is the crafty one, aka which one made the armor. Clarabelle is the sensitive artist while Calliope is the warrior but according to 130 and 131, Calliope made Caduceus and her own armor (which honestly was my thought the whole time, the two of them being a matched/equal and opposite set, but the idea of Clarabelle making her siblings’ matching armor is too dang cute). Obviously Calliope can be a warrior and make her own stuff, in fact, it is probably smart on her end considering she wants to go out on her own.

The fact that Calliope has a seed but no residuum and her father has residuum but no seed and seemed confused by Caduceus’ indicates to me that Calliope and Cornelius met up at the Menagerie not too long before they were petrified. Calliope did not have the time to explain to her father how she got the seed or perhaps that she even had it in the first place. I lean towards lack of time because she, like Colton, seems really gung-ho about being the hero of the family/Grove. It seems weird to me that she wants that validation but would withhold the seed from her dad.

Given that Calliope does have a seed but was not mentioned at all during the stay at the Kiln, I wonder if she came in behind Caduceus and made it to the Kiln after the group reforged the sword and left. I thought that Caduceus mentioned he wanted to leave a record of his time there but I cannot find it at the moment. Maybe someone else will or maybe that was all in my imagination. If she actually did come in behind Caduceus, that means that she was aging for the vast majority of her time away from the Grove, as was her father if they met up at the Menagerie. CritRole Stats tells me that the Nein were at the sanctum on 18 and 25 Misuthar, while the Clays are reunited on 25 Thunsheer, two months later. It would be a tight schedule for Calliope to make across the entire freaking continent in that two months but considering that Matt has said that Molaesmyr is only a few days to a week from the Sanctum and the fact that she is a badass, it might be possible.

I think we can reasonably say that Clarabelle found the Menagerie first and that she probably came alone. Colton found her statue when he came and tried to protect it before he succumbed. Or Clarabelle and Colton met up at some point and she wandered off for a hot second before being petrified.

Out of universe, I think Matt just flubbed with which sibling made it to the Kiln and flubbed the girls’ introductions; I think he meant to have Clarabelle and Cornelius together outside and Colton and Calliope inside, esp given the potentially poetic imagery of Calliope and Colton being that close to saving their home before they are taken out of the game. But if mistakes were made, they have yet to be clarified so until then, we just have to deal with what canon gave us.

#caduceus clay #clay family #caduceus meta #my meta #long meta #i seriously word vomited #ran out of steam #but overall good with this #calliope clay #clarabelle clay #look there is a major story #behind each of the clays #and how they got to the menagerie #i feel like there are so many pieces missing with their story #and that folks are just unable to see the subtle horror #and general them-ness

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blackhakumen · 3 years ago

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Mini Fanfic #836: Doing the Jack-O Challenge (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

2:35 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Living Room......

Palutena: (Walks By the Living Room) Hey, Bayo, got any plans for- (Immediately Stops Walking While Her Eyes Widened at What's In Front of her) today?....

Bayonetta: (Happily Waves at her Girlfriend While in a Sort of Crouch like Position) Hello, my darling goddess!~ How's it going?~

Palutena: Uhh.....Bayo? What exactly are you doing right now?

Bayonetta: I'm doing the Jack-O Challenge.

Palutena: (Raised an Eyebrow into More Confusion) The Jack-O what now?

Bayonetta: Jack-O Challenge. It's the new trend on the internet where everyone is trying to imitate a woman doing a fairly unusual crouching position.

Palutena: Okay. So......why exactly are you doing it yourself?

Bayonetta: To see if I have what it takes to do it myself. I seem to be doing a fairly decent job at it, don't you think?

Palutena: (Trying her Hardest Not to Stare at Bayonetta's Butt for Too Long While Blushing) Yeah.....You are.... REALLY getting the hang of it so far....oh gosh......

Bayonetta: (Giggles Softly) Awwwww~ Am I making my beautiful goddess flustered back there?~

Palutena: (Immediately Glares at Bayonetta) N-NO! It's just.....The whole "Jack-O Challenge" or whatever the hell you're doing had just took me by surprise is all.

Bayonetta: Perhaps....(Starts Wiggling her Butt Left and Right in a Bit of a Seductive Manner) But you ARE enjoying the view, right?~

Palutena: (Facepalms Herself While Sighing in Defeat) I am....... Honestly, why do you always have to be a tease?

Bayonetta: It's just who I am, baby. (Starts Smirking Teasingly) That and and it's always amusing to see you blush like a cherry blossom~

Palutena: ('Sigh') Fair enough. Just try not to get yourself hurt, okay?

Bayonetta: I'll be fine, darling~ This is already feeling like a cakewalk already. (Turns to Palutena) Care to tag along?

Palutena: Wait. You....want me to do the challenge with you?

Bayonetta: (Smiles Brightly) Of course I do, dear~ It wouldn't be fun do this all alone. Plus, it could be good exercise for the both of us to endure together.

Palutena: It does seems to fit the role of an exercise......(Nodded in Agreement) Alright. I'll join you as soon as I get change. (Make Her Way Back Upstairs) Don't hurt yourself while I'm gone!

Bayonetta: 'Kay! ('Sigh Dreamily') I love that adorable goddess so much~

Few Minutes Later......

Dark Pit: (Walks in the Living Room With Misako and Kyoko) So you're telling us the whole big foot stories we're all false?

Misako: Yep. I mean seriously, who would be dumb enough to believe all of- (Eyes Widened at What is in Front of Her) That?.......

Kyoko: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Awe) Wooooah......

Dark Pit: What fresh hell am I looking at now?.....

Bayonetta: (Waves at Her Angel Son While Still Doing the Jack-O Crouch Along With Palutena) Hi, sweetie!~

Palutena: (Trying her Hardest to Keep her Balance in Check) H-Home so soon?

Pit: Yeah.....We were going to watch some TV in living room till we see you two here doing..... whatever this is.

Misako: Are you guys actually doing the Jack-O Challenge right now?

Bayonetta: Right on the money, my dear!~

Dark Pit: (Raised an Eyebrow in Confusion) The hell is the Jack-O Challenge?

Misako: (Turns to Dark Pit) You know that crouching animation Jack-O does in the game? Apparently it gotten popular enough that it became an actual challenge on the internet.

Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) And Jack-O is one of the reincarnations of Sol Badguy's girlfriend.

Misako: Who was killed in some kind of freak accident or something....I think she first started off as Justice at one point....(Noticed Dark Pit Was About to Say Something Before She Continues) She become the first Gear that was hell-bent on causing chaos and destruction..... It's best not to ask.

Dark Pit: ..............Oooookay......(Turns Back to his Moms) Why are you two even doing this to begin with?

Bayonetta: Out of curiosity, of course.

Palutena: (Still Trying her Hardest to Hold Still) Your....mother.... asked me...to....do this....with her.....so I figured....."Sure!"...."Why...noTTT! (Finally Fell Down on her Face)

'Thud'

Palutena: (Winces a Bit in Pain) Uggh..... Damnit....

Misako: You're alright, Mrs. P?

Palutena: (Sighs While Sitting Up) Yeah..... I'll be fine, kiddos. This challenge is getting tougher than I thought it would be.....(Turns to Bayonetta) How were you able to do this so perfectly?

Bayonetta: Simple: I've been stretching my body for centuries now that I might have perfected the arts of flexibility at this point. (Gives her Girlfriend a Reassuring Smile) But there's shouldn't fret though. You were doing great so far.

Palutena: (Smiles Back) Thanks.....Been a long time since I've done some...(Starts Stretching her Upper Body) Actually stretches!......('Sigh a Bit Heavily'') I'm still rusty....(Turns to the Kids) Sorry. Did you three still wanna use the living room? Cause we can get out of your hair if you-

Dark Pit: Nah. I think we're good. You two were obviously here first, so we might as well go back to town to do something else.....(Turns to his Two Girlfriends) If it's already with you guys.

Misako: (Shrugs) I'm down.

Kyoko: (Happily Raises her Hand) Ooh! Can we get some ice-cream first?~

Dark Pit: .....Sure. (Turns Back to Palutena Before Heading Towards the Door) Try not to hurt yourself next time, okay mom?

Palutena: I try....You three be careful out there in the streets, okay?

Bayonetta: And you two girls be sure to take good care of our precious angel boy while you're out there!~

Dark Pit: I can take care of myself, Witch Mo-

Misako: (Waves Goodbye at The Ilder Couple) Don't worry, Mrs. B & P! You're baby boy is already in good hands.

Dark Pit: (Gives Misako ba Deadpinned Look While Opening the Door) Really?

Misako: (Smirks Playfully at Dark Pit While Walking Out With Him) Really.

Kyoko: (Happily Waves Goodbye to the Couple) Bye, Mrs. B & P!~ Good luck on the exercise!~

Bayonetta: Thank you, darling!~

Palutena: Have a good and safe time!~

'Door Close'

Dark Pit: (Walks Out of the Mansion's Porch With his Girlfriends Following Along) Well, that was something.

Misako: Tell me about it. Didn't know your moms would try and do that sort of stuff.

Dark Pit: Neither did I. Hell, I didn't know that whole Jack-O Challenge meme was even a thing until now.

Misako: Oh, it been around for a while. It just wasn't as popular then until now.

Kyoko: You know, I've been thinking..... Maybe we should give it a try too. As a training exercise

Dark Pit/Misako: (Turns to Kyoko) Training exercise?

Kyoko: (Happily Nodded) Yeah. It could help our back and leg muscles to get more stronger and flexible by each minute.

Misako: That's.... actually not a bad idea, Kyoko.

Dark Pit: Yeah. I mean, I'll doubt we'll be able to last that long do, but.... it's worth a try. Good thinking, babe.

Kyoko: Is it good enough to buy your cute girlfriend a Triple Decker Sundae?~

Dark Pit/Misako: No.

Kyoko: Damnit!

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thisblogsaboutbooks · 5 years ago

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Book A to Z

I did this a few years ago, and as I was reading through my old answers, I wanted to do this again since I’ve read many more books since then.

Author you’ve read the most

- It’s a toss up between Jodi Picoult, Cassandra Clare, and Sherrilyn Kenyon. (I’ll read Picoult and Clare until I die, but I think I’ve officially denounced Kenyon. Maybe.)

Best sequel ever

- Still too hard to choose. So many good ones for different reasons

Currently reading

- Wandering Star by Romina Russell, part of the Zodiac saga

Drink of choice while reading

- Water? I don’t really drink anything else

E-reader or physical book?

- As much as I love going to a book store and buying a hard copy, I read mostly ebooks. It’s just way more convenient for me to read on my phone

Fictional character you probably would have actually dated in HS

- Absolutely no one . . . Maybe John Ambrose McClaren

Glad you gave this book a chance

- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic. Dove into that series without REALLY knowing what it was about and ended up REALLY enjoying it

Hidden gem book(s)

- The Seven Realms series by Cinda Williams Chima. Seriously SUCH a good series

Important moment in your reading life

- OG answer: When I read My Sister’s Keeper by Jodi Picoult, I was fourteen, and it was the first time I’d read an adult fiction novel. The twist at the end was a lot for my young teen heart to handle. When I finished it, I literally declared I was never going to read another book again, but a day later, I picked up another one of her books and have been obsessed ever since.

Just finished

- Zodiac by Romina Russell

Kind of books you won’t read

- Never had an interest in the classics *shrugs*

Longest book you’ve read

- Still think it’s Styxx by Sherrilyn Kenyon (836 pages of WHY DID I READ THIS?!?!)

Major book hangover because of …

- Last one was definitely All for the Game

Number of bookcases you own

- One-ish . . . My headboard is a bookcase (and it’s a mess lol)

One book you’ve read multiple times

- I’ve read The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer and The Seven Realms by Cinda Williams Chima at least three times

Preferred place to read

- Toss up between my bed and the toilet tbh (Sorry!)

Quote that inspires you / gives you all the feels from a book you’ve read

- “We accept the love we think we deserve.” - The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stephen Chbosky

Reading regret

- Chronicles of Nick by Sherrilyn Kenyon. Possibly Twilight?

Series you started and need to finish

- I guess Zodiac (but I need the world and Maggie Stiefvater to continue existing so I can finish the Dreamer Trilogy)

Three of your All-Time favorite books

- I don’t really have favorite books so much as I have favorite series, but the last books that I gave a five-star rating to were:

(1) Call Down the Hawk by Maggie Stiefvater

(2) Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

(3) Queen of Air and Darkness by Cassandra Clare

Unapologetic fangirl / fanboy for:

- Gonna have to go with The Seven Realms series by Cinda Williams Chima again. Hands down favorite YA series. I’d buy so much merch if it was available

Very excited for this release more than all the others

- Nothing at the moment

Worst bookish habit

- Probably buying a hard copy thinking I’m gonna read it only to turn around and buy the ebook version later

X marks the spot: start at the top left of your shelf and pick the 27th book

- My bookshelf doesn’t really have any order to it, but the way I counted, it would be Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo

Your latest book purchase

- ebook: Wandering Star by Romina Russell

- hard copy: Chain of Gold by Cassandra Clare (that cover is SOOOO pretty!)

ZzZ-snatcher book: last book that kept you up WAY late

- I’m sad to say reading usually puts me to sleep nowadays, old age and all

#05.27.2020 #book tag a to z #aftg #all for the game #the lunar chronicles #marissa meyer #cassandra clare #red white and royal blue #dreamer trilogy #maggie stiefvater #zodiac #romina russell #the seven realms #cinda williams chima #jodi picoult #booklr

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knk-sun-moon-star · 6 years ago

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The 3 Second Rule || Chan

Written By: Admin Chen

Paring: Chan x Reader

Requested By: a sweet nonnie

Request: 27,38, & 52 with Bang Chan please

Word Count: 836

Warnings: absolutely nothing

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“3 SECOND RULE!” Chan shouts loudly and you turn, gasping at the sight of horror of him leaning down to pick up his accidentally discarded half-eaten dakgangjeong.

“The three seconds rule doesn’t apply to sticky foods,” Your hand connects with his arched back and your features instantly morphe into one of pure disgust as you place some distance between the two of you. “I will not associate myself with someone who practically eats dirt.”

“I didn’t eat any dirt!” He groans, jogging to catch up to you as you look back slightly, barely noticing the pink tinge to his cheeks.

“You nearly did.” You let out a stifled laugh which earns you a slap of your own.

“Well at least it wasn’t a full on mud pie.” He threw back at you, a proud smile playing on his lips.

“That was one time! ONE TIME!” You exclaim from embarrassment, lifting your hands to cover you deep red cheeks. You slowly drop them and look over to him with a deadly glare, daring him to say another word. “You sure you really want to do this?”

“You’re the one who started it.” He takes a step towards you, challenging you and you know that your next words have to make an impact. Oh, if he wants to play this game then you’ll make sure that you win.

“Well, if we’re gonna talk about childhood traumas then I hope you didn’t forget all the times we were in your backyard and you ate worms thinking they were and I quote ‘healthy for you.’” You smile sweetly, pleased with the shocked gasp that escapes him before you take a slow deliberate step towards him, coaxing him to try and say something worse.

“You promised to never say that out loud,” His mouth falls agape and eyes widen, unable to fully believe those words just left your mouth. His eyes turn dark as they narrow on your figure. “I hope you didn’t forget that one time we were running down the street and you ran into the old man Craig’s letterbox.”

“Oh I remember it very clearly. I remember how I was the one that got injured . I was the one that got yelled at. He nearly made me replace it for no reason, the thing wasn’t even broken... and it was all because of you!” You point an accusing finger in his direction. “I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE ANY MONEY FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!”

You look at him, a smirk slowly forming at your lips knowing that this is the one that’ll bring Chan back to earth.

“What about when we were in 10th grade and you had a crush on that kid in our music class and you wrote that song for her. How’s it go again…” you pause trying to think exactly how it went before singing in a weird tune. “‘For a long time I laid in bed, wide awake as my mind wanders, wonders to you, thinking maybe, just maybe, are you awake thinking of me too.’”

“OH MY GOD!” He pushes your shoulder, watching you stumble back slightly as your light laughter becomes louder by the second. You turn, watching his face become more warm with every word that passes his lips, the horrific memory playing vividly in his mind. “Th-that should never make the light of day. Ever. Again.”

He looks up at you and before you know it, the two of you are laughing in unison,

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” Chan questions between his wheezing laughter.

"Maybe they'd just lock you up but that's just for being you"

“Oh, gosh… you’ve insulted me! Whatever shall I do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scarred for years!” His hand lifts to rest over his heart in mock hurt before the two of you burst out in laughter, that soon turns into the sound of wheezing and mouths agape in a smile.

You both turn away from each other, the feeling of an oncoming stitch growing as you try your best to calm your laughter. The moment you turn around and his face comes into view, you both burst into another fit of silent laughter.

“I still can’t believe that you actually ate worms for nearly a whole year before your mum found out.” But it was your next words that had you doubling over in laughter, finding it hard to breath. “But that song is what I think about in my darkest times.”

“Hey! I told you to forget about that” Chan’s hand collides with your shoulder in another light hit, only causing you to laugh even harder at the expense of his embarrassment.

“You should’ve known that I’d never forget about it. It’s one of my many leverage tactics” You giggle, shouting “I’ll still be teasing you about it even when we are 93” as you run away from him. his faint “HEY!” drifts through the air mixing in with loud footsteps crashing against the concrete.

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cami-chats · 5 years ago

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Fanfic roundup, 2019!

In summary, WOW this was a busy fanfic writing year for me. According to AO3, I published 439,972 words this year (whaaaaaat). About 20k of that is from a years-crossing WIP, so the full word count isn’t accurate, but I feel like after I passed 300k mark, the 20,000 words stopped mattering as much (and I still don’t know how this happened).

I’ve got at least one fic in the following fandoms: Avatar, Charmed, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Marvel, Shadowhunters, Star Trek DS9, Supernatural, That 70′s Show, and Ultra Maniac.

None of the fics are particularly long but there’s... a lot of them. So everything’s going to be listed by fandom with the pairing (if applicable), summary, and word count next to it under the cut

Avatar (2009)

I Choose You (10728 words) Tsu’tey/Jake Sully: The night after Jake becomes Omaticaya, he chooses Tsu'tey as a mate and somehow, Tsu'tey chooses him as well. With a little talking and waking up in a different situation, they're able to stop the destruction of Hometree.

Charmed (TV 1998) A Family Man (9744 words) Also Supernatural Fandom, Piper Halliwell/Dean Winchester: With the yellow-eyed demon dead, Dean retires from hunting. He doesn't expect for a routine set-up at his job one night to end with starting to date Piper, but he's not complaining. Cursed (3648 words) Wyatt Halliwell/Chris Halliwell: Bianca was sent to the past to retrieve Chris for Wyatt. Chris knew that as soon as he saw Wyatt again he wouldn't be able to say no to him, but he also knew that he couldn't outrun Bianca. The past is filled with shadows, but the present isn't much better. Your Pain Almost Destroyed You (1148 words) Wyatt Halliwell & Chris Halliwell: When Wyatt was a baby, Leo cast a spell on Piper to keep her from getting upset so that she wouldn’t fall apart. Almost twenty years later, Chris finds out that Wyatt isn’t exactly fulfilling the role everyone cast him in, and Wyatt casts that same spell on his brother.

Game of Thrones (TV) A Line Of Firsts (14086 words) Jon Snow/Sansa Stark: The firsts of Jon and Sansa's lives through their relationship, from getting together to getting it on outside, to having an anniversary. Boy On The Side (3113 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane: Jon thinks that things with Tormund are going really well, until one day he sees Tormund shopping with a woman and two kids that are obviously his. What Now? (1197 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane: Jon and Tormund are together, despite Jon's occasional stupidity. So with the war over, what does Jon do next? Hint: Tormund thinks it should be with him. After The Long Night (1777 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane: When the dragon falls, dead, Jon's only thought is to find Tormund and make sure he's alright. It's An Age Thing (4565 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane: Tormund only meant to return Jon's book, he didn't mean to find out that his boyfriend was still in high school. Home to the North (653 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane: Jon is back at the Wall where he belongs: with Tormund and Ghost and the Free Folk-- but mostly with Tormund. After The Miracle (836 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane: Jon died but came back. Tormund knows that, but in his sleep-addled mind, he panicks at seeing Jon look the same way he did when dead. A 'Lord', A Lady, And Their Lovers (6608 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane, Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell: Jon and Sansa are strangers, now forced in an arranged marriage. Jon's in love with someone he couldn't marry even though he wanted to, and Sansa found herself falling for her best friend before she was married off.Aka Jon and Tormund are together and Jon getting married is fucking with their relationship. In an effort to fix that, Sansa and Margaery lie about being together so that Jon and Tormund can be happy. Bastard Of A Different Kind (4950 words) Jon Snow/Ned Stark: It is well known that Jon Snow, Lord Stark’s bedmate, is a Targaryen bastard. Lady Catelyn Stark hates him because Ned prefers him to her, but they’ve managed to live with it for years because they are stuck together for life. Everything changes when King Rhaegar and his siblings come for a visit to the north. White Russians And Hot Bartenders (1980 words) Arya Stark/Ygritte: Arya didn't mean to hook up with her favourite brother's best friend, but in her defense, she hadn't known who Ygritte was to him at the time. Your What? (3014 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane: Jon's home for the holidays, and he sort of forgot to tell his family who Tormund is. Left Behind (3779 words) Jon Snow/Robb Stark: When Robb left for King's Landing without a word, Jon felt like half of his heart was missing. Robb finally returns, expecting, for some reason, that Jon will be willing to pick up their relationship right where they left off. Abreast (644 words) Arya Stark/Ygritte: Arya keeps messing up in fencing club because she has a crush on Ygritte, the senior leading the club. Not Rock 'N Roll Good (4623 words) Arya Stark/Sandor Clegane: Sandor's life is monotonous but okay until he receives a text from the wrong number. He didn't think that telling someone their date stood them up and lied to them would result in a relationship, but he ends up pretty damn happy. Our Family (848 words) Jon Snow/Daenerys Targaryen: Daenerys burned people living, and sometimes that was hard to remember when she was smiling at Jon so sweetly as she shared news that obviously made her happy. It only made him feel trapped. First Choice (7223 words) Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark: Trapped in King's Landing, Sansa is offered one choice about her life: who she wants to marry. Picking Ser Sandor Clegane was one of her best decisions. Married (2636 words) Jon Snow/Tormund Giantsbane: Jon had agreed to come to this wedding with Tormund pretending to be his husband. After he sees Arya there though, the situation gets a little complicated.

Harry Potter Not The First (847 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius is inexplicably nervous about the ball. Fortunately, James knows him well enough to take care of it before it's a problem. Like Father Like Son (1435 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Harry's nervous about coming out to Sirius, but then he learns that there was nothing to be afraid of. Perfect Morning, Perfect Boyfriend (487 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Anniversary/Valentine's Day morning fluff for James and Sirius. When Is A Door Not A Door? When It's Exploded. (806 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Remus, Lily, James, and Sirius have to run from Death Eaters. None of them were hurt, but the war is starting to wear them down. Engaged, Said Facebook (691 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James and Sirius aren't together, which makes it all the more surprising when Euphemia calls to congratulate them on their engagement. SBDS Founder James Potter (3228 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James is Sirius's Number One fan, and everyone that interacts with him realizes it sooner or later. Write Yourself A Love Story-- And Make It Last (5476 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James and Sirius are ridiculously in love, but no one's life is absolutely perfect. There are good days, bad days, and blah days, but they always have each other and their friends. Healer's Bed (1043 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius is doing some secret reading in the dormitory when James decides he wants some quality time. James and his "I love Sirius" rant (785 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius has been trying and failing to talk to James about a kink he has in mind, and James has had enough. What You Lose (2238 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: In the Shrieking Shack in Harry's third year, Sirius learns that James isn't dead, just in a coma. Now he has something other than revenge to live for. Leaving Me In The Dust (2198 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius decided to move out, and James does not like that. Not one bit. Tie Mix-Up (1431 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: It's the easiest thing in the world to sneak Sirius into the Gryffindor dormitory for a little bit of fun, but then they oversleep and have to rush off to class, still trying to tuck in their shirts. Just Come Home (3213 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius's boyfriend is abusive, and James can't understand why he stays with him. Proposing Is A Great First Date (2191 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: On the one hand, it seemed like a mistake to propose to Sirius when they weren't even dating. On the other hand, fuck you Moony this is a great idea. What A Ruin (2414 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James always dives into things too quickly, so after he does that with his new dance partner, he takes a step back before it gets too bad. Only now Sirius is upset with him and he doesn't know how to fix it. Typical Behaviour (749 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: It was pretty typical of James to wake up after a brutal attack that left him in critical condition that was so bad he had to be put in a medically induced coma, and immediately start getting on to Sirius for not taking care of himself. Win/Win (1787 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James has been planning his proposal to Sirius for a while. It was meant to be a surprise, but when he lets it slip a few days beforehand, he thinks the whole thing is ruined-- Sirius loves him far too much for that to be true. You're a virgin?? (3776 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James learns that Sirius is a virgin, and then he can't think of anything else. Not A Prize (2591 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James and Remus both fancy Sirius, and they agreed that neither of them could spend time alone with him until they got it sorted. For his part, Sirius has no bloody idea what's going on, except that his mates are avoiding him like he has dragon pox. The Creepy Professor (3209 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: The newest DADA professor likes Sirius in an entirely inappropriate way. James notices and tells him, but Sirius thinks he’s overreacting and ignores all the warning signs until the professor tries something. Not A Hair (1788 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius gets hurt in rehearsal, but he's too embarrassed to fess up to his friends, leading to Remus thinking that James is abusing him. Fix Your Mistakes (1169 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Instead of James running to stop Snape from seeing Remus as a werewolf, it's Sirius, who gets badly injured while doing so. Et Vous? (1036 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius is French, and James quite likes that. Cold And Comfort (1144 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius runs away from home, but James doesn't know it's permanent at first. The Not-Yet Sirius Potter (518 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius is bigger than James, and James is a romantic. Reading (892 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius is dyslexic, and James does his best to be supportive when he finds out. Speak Now (1365 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: When James says the first, cliche'd line of a breakup, Sirius thinks he's being weird. Next thing he knows, James is telling him that he's about to marry someone else. Sniffles (1172 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James is sick. If Sirius weren't so much bigger than him, it would be easier to run away instead of taking care of himself. Hold Me And Let Me Cry (993 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James knew that Sirius's past had left lasting marks, but sometimes he forgot just how much that affected him. Deserve What You Get (2102 words) Sirius Black/Lily Evans, James Potter/Sirius Black/Lily Evans: Both Sirius and Lily want James, but they know that they’re not good enough for him. Some time together though... that’s not a bad idea. Home and Bloody (604 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius is late getting back from a mission, and James worried about him. Breaking Out (1264 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James busts Sirius out of Azkaban, and they're not really careful about Sirius being in public. Why would they be? He was never officially charged with anything. The Little Things (4870 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius was miserable, but he was getting through it. James Potter showed up and decided that 'getting through it' wasn't good enough for Sirius despite the fact that they hadn't talked to each other. Too Cute (582 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius is sloshed and he likes to talk about how great James is. Keep Calm. Failed Step One. (1330 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius sees a suspiciously shaped scar on the back of Harry's hand. He deals with it like a reasonable adult. Happy Birthday (741 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James and Sirius have a birthday party for their two year old son. So Happy Together (1687 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Everyone thinks James and Sirius are together. A stupid decision or two later, and they are. Through It All (5951 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: When Sirius gets Sorted in Slytherin, it changes his friendship with James. They're still friends, it's just... different. Not as certain, even if they end up in the right place. Absent (256 words) Lily once described muggle ghosts to Sirius. He didn't expect to be surrounded by them. The Potter's, Both Old And New (22050 words) WIP James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius helped raise Harry with James until they had a fight. Sirius hasn't seen them in years, but he's a teacher at Hogwarts, and Harry is now 11. With the constant danger Harry's in, and the likely return of Voldemort, they can't ignore their issues any longer. Snuggling (2082 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius feels like James is avoiding him, and Prongs (James's daemon) takes the initiative in fixing it. In his own way, of course. Post Prank Depression (2778 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: Sirius is depressed, and the Marauders don't really know what to do. Like and Subscribe (753 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: The Marauders are famous youtubers, and James and Sirius's fans ship them without realising they're already together. Absolute (768 words) James Potter/Sirius Black: James didn't understand how Sirius could constantly ignore his wishes to keep Padfoot off the couch, but talking about it one day made certain things come to light.

Marvel: Abomasum (299 words) Bruce Banner/Tony Stark: Deer Tony is trying to bond with his Brucie-bear partner. Bruce is somewhat disgusted by what goes on in Tony's body. Abominable (354 words) Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Tony and Bucky and Natasha came out about their relationship, so now Tony has to stop them from murdering the judgmental public. Resting Murder Face (6699 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Everyone knows that Bucky and Tony love each other....Except for Tony and Bucky. After watching them pine uselessly, the Avengers and Company do their best to get them together, even if the oblivious idiots make it more difficult than it needs to be. Aboral (473 words) Peter Parker/Tony Stark: Tony finds out that Peter lied to him (it all ends okay). Don't Waste Your Life (2338 words) Tony Stark/Ho Yinsen: Tony had sort of given up hope on meeting his soulmate. And then they met while being held captive by Ten Rings. They made it out miraculously alive, but now Tony's starting to notice that they don't kiss, and they're not really together. The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker--Only not the first and third ones (2231 words) Pepper Potts/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark: Pepper meets a gorgeous baker, now she just has to convince Tony to give a new relationship a try. Aboriginal (559 words) Tony Stark/Thor: Tony thinks that if Thor wants to see him in a pretty dress, there are easier ways than lying to him about wedding traditions on Asgard. In Your Camera Roll (3151 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Bucky was innocently working at home when a wrong text makes his night much more enjoyable. One For You Too (1447 words) Tony Stark & Avengers: Tony gives the okay for someone to make prototypes of Avengers themed sex toys, but he forgot to warn the team. They're more than a little surprised when they're opening the mail and see that. It Was The Soup (3428 words) Peter Parker/Tony Stark: Peter lies about being sick because he's out of suppressants, and he doesn't trust himself to be around Tony without purring and following him around like a puppy. Of course then Tony shows up at his apartment with soup and then Peter goes into a rut. Not Always 20/20 (1545 words) Tony Stark/Wanda Maximoff: Wanda thought she had finally found a home and a friend that wasn't related to her. She doesn't know what happened, but all of a sudden her life came crashing down.Now it's years later, and new information comes to light. Mail Order Bride (2834 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Tony knew as soon as he woke up that he'd done something stupid last night, but it would take a while for him to figure out just how bad it was. As far as mail order brides went though, Natalia was something of a god send. Around The Living Room (1418 words) Avengers/Avengers: The Avengers have a movie night, only more interesting than usual. (Just porn) A Cliche In Love (1745 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Natasha is a prostitute, and Tony mistakenly thinks that she doesn't really like him. My Baby's Got Me Locked Up In Chains (1061 words) Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: Winter has a kink that he wants to try, and Tony is 100% on board. Chatroom Meeting (1864 words) Tony Stark/J.A.R.V.I.S.: Jarvis only meant to make Tony feel better. He had no intention of catching feelings, much less a body. Abort (761 words) Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanoff: Wanda doesn't listen during a mission and she gets hurt. Natasha talks to her about it. Aborning (434 words) Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanoff: The death of Pepper's icy reputation, but she doesn't mind. Classroom Play (1033 words) Pepper Potts/Wanda Maximoff: Pepper and Wanda are trying out a little teacher/student roleplay. About-face (628 words) Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanoff: Natasha has been pining after Pepper for a while, and a well placed motivation spell finally gets her moving. Aboveboard (599 words) Matt Murdock/Tony Stark: A villain lets Daredevil hear Tony's thoughts during a fight. Unfortunately, Tony thinks about Matt's ass in that outfit a lot. Fit (1769 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: There were three things that weren't really secrets. 1. Tony was trans. 2. That bulge in Bucky's pants wasn't because of a sock. 3. Bucky and Tony were dating. Tense Date Night (1639 words) Bucky Barnes/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes/Pepper Potts: Tony's wearing a remote controlled vibrator, and when Pepper finds out, she thinks that's hot as hell so she drags Bucky off to have some fun. Abreaction (538 words) Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanoff: Wanda's a bit of a coward, so she finds some courage in a truth spell. Always Friends (1203 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: In which Tony and Rhodey could have been together for thirty years if they learned how to have a conversation. The Man Inside The Armor (8023 words) Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark: It's obvious that James Rhodes is the one in the Iron Man armor, right? Steve and Bucky want to add Iron Man to their relationship, so instead of asking Iron Man directly they go to James so there's less confusion. Only now they're rejected, and Iron Man's mad at them. It's Like We're Living In Hell (409 words) Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanoff: The heater's broken, and Nat's stripped down to undies. Bringing You Down (309 words) Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanoff: Natasha has a stomach bug and is being Dramatic. Think Of Me Fondly (1544 words) Wanda Maximoff/Tony Stark: Wanda knew that Tony would miss her while she was helping rebuild Sokovia, so she left him a present to keep him company. Back Against The Wall (636 words) Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: Winter pins Tony to the wall and has some fun. Bucket List (1213 words) Clint Barton/Tony Stark: It’s on Clint’s bucket list to have sex with Tony Stark, and now that he’s on a superhero team with him, his chances of it actually happening have skyrocketed. A Love Like This (1762 words) Iron Man Armor/Tony Stark: It's pretty well known that Tony makes his best friends (DUM-E, Jarvis, Friday), but Mark LIV of the armor takes it to a whole new level. Making Me Yours (875 words) Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: It was for the best, probably, that Tony was used to being on his knees so often. He'd gotten used to it before he was sent off to boarding school, working on one project or another, and he associated the ache in his knees with pride of a job well done. Unlikely Invitation (3433 words) Sharon Carter/Tony Stark, Sharon Carter/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark: It was bad enough to be pining after two people, but it just got worse when Steve found out that they were dating each other. Inside The Mask (3060 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony has a secret identity, which doesn't work out super well when he likes Bucky (and Bucky likes him??) and villains have any number of weird powers that could expose him (and let him have a first kiss twice somehow). Spun Onto You (1616 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: Tony thought they only played spin the bottle in high school movies, but he's willing to let that go when Rhodey spins it right at him and he thinks that he's finally going to get to kiss him. Dataport (1003 words) Steve Rogers/Tony Stark: On Deep Space Nine, Steve saves Tony from a jail cell once again, except this time they achieved their goal. Just Another First Contact (1886 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony catches an alien disease-- which somehow is the least concerning part of the situation. Bucky wants to spend time with him, only Tony's trying to avoid him so desperately that he gets caught in a lie. Ability (28958 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony knows there's an issue in his company, now he just has to find it and fix it. Easier said than done. His boyfriend is down an arm and doesn't look happy to see him, his best friend is mad at him, and he doesn't know who to trust.He's had better years. I, Tony (10451 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: It was a secret from everyone that Tony was android. Including Tony. When he finally finds out, Howard is long since dead, he doesn't know what that stone inside him is, and he's pretty sure he won't be able to hold a relationship like this. The Sex Tapes (2293 words) Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: Bucky knows for a fact that Winter has never had sex-- and especially not with Tony-- so why, exactly, does he know what Tony looks like during sex? Vanilla And Lovin' It (1541 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Tony thinks that he’s old, and he wants to give Natasha a reason to stay with him. Somehow, him fucking it up isn’t even a bump in the road. Truth Is... I'm Not Iron Man (9642 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: The public doesn't know, but the team sure knows that Tony Stark is Iron Man. There are disagreements about getting him to admit it, and of course the biggest problem with that is, well, he isn't Iron Man. Rhodey's Iron Man, and it's a very specific kind of torture for Tony to see the man he's been in love with for most of his life to be in danger 24/7. If Wishes Were Horses (1814 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony's had an obvious crush on Bucky for a while, but it's taken to a whole new level when his imagination manifests a version of Bucky that's all over him. Hidden Winter (4027 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony thinks he has a pretty great life post-Iron Man. Riri's got everything nicely in hand, but he gets worried about Bucky. Bucky hates that he's keeping his Winter Soldier identity secret, but he thinks that he's in too deep to get out. I just wanted some candy (2747 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: Rhodey went to the store for candy, and somehow ended up going home with an abused omega and his kid in tow. The Kidnapper's Heart (12787 words) WIP Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: Falling in love with one of your kidnappers was definitely a bad idea. Tony could probably blame it on his heat hormones at first, but then Winter goes and rescues him and Tony doesn't let him leave once they get home. Now he has a mate, his parents actually care about him, and he still needs to finish college. Seeing You Again (1667 words) Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Years after breaking up, Natasha tells Tony that they have a kid. He falls back in love with her and her current boyfriend Bucky, and they somehow end up together. Which Of Us Is The Devil? (4335 words) Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Bucky and Nat cross the line from teasing Tony about their sex life, to being entirely inappropriate. Having sex with him wasn't really an improvement on that, but here they were. Your Coffee, My Libido (1453 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony was definitely not going to thank Loki for swapping his and Bucky's powers, even if it resulted in them getting together. Hold Me Down (652 words) Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: Winter wants to try bondage, but Tony has some doubts. They compromise and have a good time. It Wasn't You (2752 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: A month and a half ago, Rhodey was kidnapped and replaced with a Skrull without anyone noticing. In that time, he and Tony got together. Now though, they know he's a Skrull, and Tony tries to figure out how to live with what's happened. Abridge (2255 words) Tony Stark/Johnny Storm: Johnny and Tony are in love, but Johnny doesn't quite realize that. Abroach (451 words) Darcy Lewis/Tony Stark: Darcy catches Tony trying to hang decorations dangerously high. Abroad (1073 words) Tony Stark/Wade Wilson: Tony had a way of showing up at the worst possible moments. Like, when his ex was in the middle of blowing up a building, for example. Abrogate (590 words) Bucky Barnes/Matt Murdock/Tony Stark: Tony thinks there should be a Superhero Holiday, but his partners aren't as into the idea as he is. It's all a blur last night (4498 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark/Clint Barton: Natasha is posing as a stripper, and it works best for everyone when Tony takes a definite interest in her. Clint shows up a while later, and Tony takes it in stride. Abrupt (465 words) Pietro Maximoff/Tony Stark: Getting coffee spilled on you may not be the BEST meet-cute, but Tony's had worse from people that weren't near as attractive. Abscess (295 words) Bruce Banner/Tony Stark: "How many times do I have to say that I'm not that kind of doctor? Honestly Tony, how do you not know better? You've got a doctorate, too." "Maybe-" he said, as if he hadn't gotten his doctorate literally a month ago "-but you took biochem and I didn't, so clearly you know more than me." In Bed (774 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Natasha is asexual, and the conversation with Tony could have happened a little sooner or been a little easier, but at least it happened. A Taste Of Heaven (1926 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony was doing work when Bucky came in, wanting some attention and fidgeting like there was no tomorrow. A Helping Hand (1045 words) Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: Winter's on what is basically a filler mission, and he helps the random guy that just escaped a kidnapping. Time to take a shot (1410 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: When Nat's undercover, she doesn't end up as Tony's assistant, but she still catches his attention. At a party. And Tony's offering to show her the Iron Man armor up close, how could she say no? The Red-Head Harem (792 words) Bethany Cabe/Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark, Gamora/Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts: Tony and all his red-headed girlfriends get along quite nicely. Breakfast fluff and teasing are commonplace. The Lost Twin (1023 words) Wanda Maximoff/Tony Stark: Wanda gets shunted back in time for a little bit and learns that Tony has a twin sister she's never heard about. Turns out there's a reason for that. In Love With Wolves (655 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Natasha gets turned into a wolf, and Tony still thinks she's the best. Both literal and figurative fluff ensue. Field Of Study (3035 words) Bruce Banner/Tony Stark: Bruce is the Hulk, and Tony thought he was keeping a different anger-related issue secret. They break up but get back together when Tony learns the truth. Beside And Below You (602 words) Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: Tony gave Winter a necklace, and he's a little confused as to why Winter isn't wearing it when he comes to his room that night. Hot Summer Day (521 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Nat wanted to come to the fair, but it's hot outside. Three Loves Of Life (873 words) Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanoff: Tony knew from a young age that coffee was the love of his life. Now he has expanded that list to include the two hot baristas at his favorite coffee shop. Younger but just as in love (826 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: Tony gets de-aged, and they're all unreasonably surprised that the best way to keep him in control is to bring in Rhodey. About A Little Boy That Lived In A Blue World (11537 words) WIP, Tony Stark/Loki: The Frost Giants are willing to sign a treaty with the Asgardians, if there's a little marriage with them to solidify it. How Tony got dragged into that when he's just a human, he'll never know. His husband is attractive though. So that's a plus. It Began Like This (406 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: Tony thinks their relationship started the first time he kissed Jim. Jim thinks their relationship started the first time they kissed and kept kissing. Your Heart/My Heart (3881 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: When they're young, James and Tony break up for basically no reason. It takes them twenty years to get back together. Abscise (1157 words) Sharon Carter/Tony Stark: Tony and Sharon have been together a while, but being a top-secret spy doesn't let her have much time at home. Of course one day she shows up with Steve in tow and Shield after them, so like, maybe not Tony's biggest problem. Pictures Of You (2085 words) Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: When Tony loses his memories and sees suspicious pictures in his room, he assumes the worst and tries to leave Avengers Tower. An Expectation (4655 words) Matt Murdock/Tony Stark, Matt Murdock/Tony Stark/Foggy Nelson: Foggy drops by Matt's apartment one day to find Tony Stark leaving. As if his crush on Matt wasn't hopeless enough. I've Been Drinking (2249 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony can't remember last night at all, and he can't even blame it on Avengers business. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (2715 words) Tony Stark/Natasha Romanoff: Tony wakes up in Vegas with a hangover and a wedding ring on his finger. He was going to embrace the cliche and make the most of this. Better Than A Ferrari (1384 words) Clint Barton/Tony Stark: Clint often had bad ideas, but they usually didn't include asking Tony to down a lethal amount of caffeine. Fortunately, Nat's only a phone call away to give him more good advice than he bargained for. Stay At My Side (4417 words) Gamora/Tony Stark: Tony gets picked up by the Guardians after an expedition gone wrong and becomes an honorary member. He likes not having to think about the Avengers breaking up, but when Thanos goes to Earth to get the Infinity Stones that are kept there, he doesn't have much choice. Lovin' Me Good (5199 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Bucky loves Natasha Stark so much he forgets that people have shit ideas about her. Chance Encounter (2196 words) Giuletta Nefaria/Tony Stark: When a villain pulls Giuletta into their universe hoping for help, Tony is quick to follow. This universe's Avengers don't really know what to do with them. Iron Man in a relationship with Tony Stark? Yep. (1736 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: James Rhodes is Iron Man. It makes the secret identity less confusing, and if you asked Tony, he'd say that Jim was better at it anyways. Abscond (453 words) Gamora/Tony Stark: Somehow Gamora ends up pregnant. No one will be more surprised than she is. I Always Have You (3932 words) Bucky Barnes & Tony Stark: From Tony's first day on the earth, he had a soulmate looking after him. Not everyone wanted Bucky to be that close with him, but they manage. Abseil (479 words) Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: The team goes to a rock climbing wall, and Tony hates that he promised his girlfriends that he'd go through with it. Absinthe (1395 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony lives, and Bucky gets reborn again and again and again. Tony always finds him. If someone were to give it a label, it would probably be soulmates. Myshka (3767 words) Tony Stark/Natasha Romanoff: Soulmarks are the nicknames your soulmate will call you. Tony has some Russian petnames and guesses wrong the first time, but Natasha’s just happy that Tony asked her on a date, even if he went on one with Bucky first. Business Time (1050 words) Tony Stark/Winter Soldier: Tony promised Pepper that he would stop having sex in his office, but that was before Winter had an idea. Identify Yourself (773 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: All Bucky wanted to do was see his boyfriend after a week long mission. He didn’t want to deal with this random ass person in their kitchen that apparently was Tony’s brother. Not the fun kind of handcuffs (500 words) Kate gets kidnapped by a bunch of amateurs. More embarrassing for them than her, thank god. Here In Your Arms (1702 words) Tony Stark/James Rhodes: Jim goes to the past specifically to save Tony, but he finds himself stealing a kiss or two while he's at it. It's called SOUR cream (481 words) Natasha Romanoff/Tony Stark: Tony thinks Natasha's latkes gave him food poisoning, she thinks it's the sour cream he put on it, and Strange just wants to undo a curse. The Last Candles (510 words) Steve Rogers/Tony Stark: Tony forgot candles, and he finally finds some. There's one little problem: someone else is trying to buy them too. The Meaning Of Chanukkah (353 words) Sam had thought it was a pretty innocent question to ask what Chanukkah was about. He was wrong. Dreidel Cheater (206 words) Kate Bishop & Clint Barton: Clint cheats at dreidel and denies it. Gasp, The Latkes! (389 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: The team gets Bucky latke themed shirts to wear for Channuka. Stop Stealing My Latkes (406 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Bucky doesn't think it's weird that Tony's keeping him company in the kitchen until he notices most of the latkes missing. BYOC (1003 words) Wanda Maximoff/Tony Stark: When Tony forgets to bring a channukiah to a channukiah party, Wanda offers to let him share. No Shirt, No Pants (628 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: Tony dropping sufganiyot jelly on his shirt ended with Bucky inviting him to his room, so... good Hanukkah party? Operation Metalwork (897 words) Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark: From Bucky: The plan is WORKING From Natasha: DETAILS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN From Clint: DISH DISH DISH From Bucky: Tony told me that I had to stop growing a beard From Natasha: What the fuck Barnes I got all excited

Shadowhunters: Abound (339 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Clary supports Izzy at a party. Above (289 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Isabelle is taller than Clary, and then she puts on heels. Aboveground (425 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Clary and Isabelle come out to the Lightwood parents, and it doesn't go well. Ab ovo (1122 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: In Pandemonium, Clary catches sight of Isabelle and thinks she's the most gorgeous person ever. That crush sticks around through demons and getting her mother back. Abracadabra (1006 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Clary is a warlock, and Isabelle is a Shadowhunter-- that doesn't stop Clary from falling for her. Abrade (462 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Izzy's recovering from the vampire addiction forced on her. Alec and Clary are both there for her. Ditched (390 words) Clary Fray/Maia Roberts: Maia and Clary's friends ditch them during a night out, so Maia opts to go home with Clary. Poison =/= Love (329 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: It's an expected disaster when Izzy tries to cook. Told You So (413 words) Clary Fray/Maia Roberts: Clary and Maia get together after a surprise demon attack. Mistaken Mother (302 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Clary's glad to find out that this beautiful woman is Max's sister, not mother. Dragged To Hell Kicking And Screaming (477 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Clary's annoyed that their date got interrupted, and Izzy just wants the attention back on her. A Smoothie And A Kid (337 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Clary walks in with a smoothie in one hand, and a goat in the other. Secrets Told (4988 words) Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland: Jace makes a deal with a demon to help Clary find her mother, but it was just a truth for a truth, what was the worst that could happen? Chicken Wings (356 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Izzy's costume creation didn't look like she imagined it would. So Pretty (100 words) Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood: Isabelle's singing and braiding Clary's hair. Under A Spell (3387 words) Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland: Alec and Jace are together. So why the hell is Jace flirting with Clary and ignoring Alec completely?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:

About (290 words) Jadzia Dax/Kira Nerys: Jadzia tries to convince Nerys to go on a double date.

That 70′s Show: Girls Girls Girls Night (1135 words) Jackie Burkhart/Donna Pinciotti: Jackie goes to a strip club after a rough day, and stumbles upon the most gorgeous woman in the world. Well, maybe second, after herself of course.

Ultra Maniac: Pictures Of You (Pictures Of Me) (947 words) Sakura Nina/Tateishi Ayu: Ayu has a crush on Nina the size of America, so when Yuta gives her a magic camera, it's the perfect opportunity to see if Nina feels the same way.

#me stuffs #my writing #fanfic

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blondrichclosetwitch · 2 years ago

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900/902afraid of everyone

903 wishful thinking

9:11/9:12 Deanna live

936/938/939 hallelujah

1011\1012 kangaroo

1039 pushing forward back

1102\1103 no favors

1103 I almost do

1109\1111\1112 Rome

1112 coming down

11:36/11:38 Neptune city

1138 /11:39his story

1203 we can’t stop

1209 fourth dimension

1211\1212 golden years squandered

12 36\1238 wish you were sober

1238 /1239living in one country

102\103 fuck your acid trip

109 don’t forget me

111/112the tools of the inner warrior

136’pavane for the deceased child

138\139 lady

202 maniac

202/203song for Bob Dylan

209\211\212 thunder

212 telling lies (238\212)

236\spies

238-\239 strange wire

302no yeah

302\303-\309\3 11\312 straight no chaser

336 stay away Nirvana

336\338-\339 born to run

409\411\412 when the music‘s over live at the Isle of Wight

436 le promenoir of the two lovers

438-\439 ashtanga yoga opening

5 o’clock favorite crime

502\503 every time I’m with you danger mouse

509\511 I want you she’s so heavy

511\512 beautiful strangers

536 1979

602/603 seraphims

609\611\612 fish

636\and it stoned me

638\639 Dolly’s suite

6:53 bound 2 (14)

836/838-\839 the chain demo

9 o’clock\902-\903 it’s my own cheating heart that makes me cry

936 ghost

936\938-\939 freak

2 202\2203 dark but just a game

2209\2211 shout Tears for Fears

2211:\22:12 the gate

2236\Daddys gone danger mouse

1102 sketches and annoyances of a big man

1102 keep my Spirit alive

11 36\11 38\1139 hotel

1139 by my car

1153 divorce

1209 hoax

12:11/12:12 new again

12 36\12 38\1239 illest motherfucker alive

With my kid on my shoulders I try not to hurt anybody I like

Your voice has stolen my soul

Meet you down at the bottom, finish your bottle

I heard a rumor, everybody’s talking about you now

I cum a death’s head in your frock and we discuss the murder plan

Well this is a car and this is a gun and this is a day number one of our little crime-worn histories

We will eat out of their pantries and their parlors, ashy leaving in their beds and will unload into their heads on this mean season.

I’m down here for your soul

I’ve been here before I’ve seen this room and I’ve walked this floor

When I first saw you you had on blue jeans knew what I was doing I came against them didn’t say excuse knew what I was doing.

Falling down, now I know her

I’m about taking a risk, that might fuck up your life

How many hot verses till you bitches start acknowledging the pictures we’ve been painting

Insanely perverted, rapey and scurvy

Oh we made quite a mess, babe

I’ll be driving, you look the other way. That ain’t easy to ignore when your shutters are open all the way.

I’m coming down

Neptune city (this showed up on the playlist 4 times today, usually Indicative of a blond with 4 planets in water; my mother said she had a “really bizarre” fall around 11:30)

Girls have an image too, but when they get mad at you there is no telling what they’ll say to hurt you.

Why you wanna go and tell a lie on me

We can’t stop (bookmark)

If I get locked up, I won’t finish the sent…

Wish you were sober

The clouds above and the fish below

Because of what you do all my world is you

don’t put a hex on me baby

Making me want you somehow

You were with your friends partying when the alcohol kicked in; said you wanted me dead.

Psychopathic don’t be so dramatic

We had magic, but you made it tragic

Now you’re manic, honestly I’ve had it

Listen to yourself; you need to get some help

Some words had truthful vengeance that could pin us to the floor; brought a few more people on and put the fear in a whole lot more

“From the brow of the super brain.”

Couple of songs from your old scrapbook could send her home again.

Is this my Sweet savior or the devil in disguise

Only the children born out of me will remain

I’m telling lies

You’ll come to me with tears and blame

Knowing this may help you to open up your eyes…Spies.

There’s something going on that’s not quite right.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me read your mind for the final time.

Straight no chaser

Stay away.

Everybody’s out on the run tonight but there’s no place left to hide

What have they done to our fair sister

Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and beat her stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn and tied her with fences and dragged her down

Music is your only friend until the end

I was you’re willing accomplice, Honey and I watched as you fled the scene

You used me as an alibi

It’s bittersweet to think about the damage that we do because I was going down, but I was doing it with you.

Your favorite crime.

Every time I’m with you I am drunk and you are too. We get so trashed. And every time I’m with you I’m fucked up and you are too.

Maybe there’s a singer with no ring around their little finger

If you ever hear that gunshot

I know you better than you fake it to see

I started wars in the heads of men

There’s bitches in my business

Bound to fall in love

When a real bitch hold you down, you’re supposed to drown

This that what we do, don’t tell your mom shit

I think making up/faking up stories is all right. Fiction is my thing. My attitude is always I and me and mine. It’s funny how me fucking her about has got me in this fucking mess. Liar liar liar liar liar pants on fire, lies and alibis lies more alibis.

So this is where the outcome unfurls and the truth is being told.

And one day in New York City, baby a girl fell from the sky

Hands are full of a fishing rod

There were bottles two, one for me and you

It’s dark but just a game, so play it like a Symphony.

They’ll both go down in infamy.

In violent times you shouldn’t have to sell your soul

I hope we live to tell the tale

shout, shout let it all out these are the things I can do without

I’m talking to you

Didn’t used to be so needy just more broken than normal

“He gotta get paid.”

Lyin in the hospital when I got shot

“Met ‘em in a hotel.”

I’ve known you for years. I know all your moves. I just can’t believe that it caved in this soon. I’m playing it over and over again in my head.

And I’ve killed little baby rabbits

All you got to do is say it

Divorce

This has broken me down

You knew the password so I let you in the door

But what you did was just as dark.

Cause you know you would never live up to my ex, though

Most insane out of body experience

“Keep your mask on.”

When they vandalized, He’ll evangelize

“I need a slow motion video right now.”

#8/30/2022

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tkmedia · 4 years ago

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Gatland makes 6 changes to his Lions XV for the third Test finale

7:06am, 03 August 2021 Warren Gatland has made six changes to his starting team as the Lions look to clinch their Test series versus the Springboks in next Saturday’s deciding third Test in Cape Town. The Kiwi’s charges came unstuck in last weekend’s second Test, surrendering a 9-6 interval lead to lose 9-27 after they were held scoreless in the second half. ADVERTISEMENTThis has now resulted in Gatland taking remedial action similar to what happened in 2013 when he made six changes to his starting Lions team to face the Wallabies in that series decider after the opportunity to clinch the series with a game to spare wasn’t taken in Melbourne. Half the starting pack was changed for that decider eight years ago, along with the infamous decision to axe veteran Lions midfielder Brian O’Driscoll and also make a change at scrum-half. This time around, though, Gatland has made four changes to his backline, with just two alterations in his pack.

Graham Henry on how the Lions must play to win their series versus the Springboks Liam Williams, Josh Adams, Bundee Aki and Ali Price are all included at the expense of Stuart Hogg, Anthony Watson, Chris Harris and Conor Murray, with Robbie Henshaw repositioned to No13 from inside centre, while in the pack Wyn Jones and Ken Owens take over from Mako Vunipola and Luke Cowan-Dickie. It means that Wales, the 2021 Guinness Six Nations champions, now provide the biggest Test team representation with six players compared to Ireland’s four, England’s three and Scotland’s two. The contrasting second Test breakdown was England six, Ireland four, Scotland three and Wales two. Big selection calls this week – does Warren gamble from the start or bring on the game changers? @RugbyPass https://t.co/T7UX7t0wQX— Ben Kay (@BenKay5) August 3, 2021On the bench, Adam Beard, Finn Russell and Sam Simmonds feature for the first time in the Test series and will all win their first Lions cap should they take the field. Kyle Sinckler is also included subject to the outcome of a disciplinary hearing. Rory Sutherland, Tadgh Beirne, Taulupe Faletau and Owen Farrell, used as replacements in last Saturday’s defeat, drop out of the matchday 23. ADVERTISEMENT“The matchday 23 have an incredibly special opportunity in front of them, to seal a Lions series victory in South Africa,” said Gatland. “It doesn’t get much bigger than this and we are excited by the challenge that faces us on Saturday. We have no excuses from last week, the Springboks put us under pressure in the second half and deserved the win. We have to be much better than that second-half performance and I believe we will be.”LIONS (vs South Africa, third Test, Saturday) 15. Liam Williams (Scarlets, Wales) #833 14. Josh Adams (Cardiff Rugby, Wales) #836 13. Robbie Henshaw (Leinster Rugby, Ireland) #824 12. Bundee Aki (Connacht Rugby, Ireland) #837 11. Duhan van der Merwe (Worcester Warriors, Scotland) #841 10. Dan Biggar (Northampton Saints, Wales) #821 9. Ali Price (Glasgow Warriors, Scotland) #843 1. Wyn Jones (Scarlets, Wales) #842 2. Ken Owens (Scarlets, Wales) #829 3. Tadhg Furlong (Leinster Rugby, Ireland) #818 4. Maro Itoje (Saracens, England) #825 5. Alun Wyn Jones – captain (Ospreys, Wales) #761 6. Courtney Lawes (Northampton Saints, England) #826 7. Tom Curry (Sale Sharks, England) #853 8. Jack Conan (Leinster Rugby, Ireland) #839Replacements: 16. Luke Cowan-Dickie (Exeter Chiefs, England) #851 17. Mako Vunipola (Saracens, England) #787 18. *Kyle Sinckler (Bristol Bears, England) #814 – subject to the outcome of a disciplinary hearing 19. Adam Beard (Ospreys, Wales) #852 20. Sam Simmonds (Exeter Chiefs, England) #849 21. Conor Murray (Munster Rugby, Ireland) #790 22. Finn Russell (Racing 92, Scotland) #835 23. Elliot Daly (Saracens, England) #822ICYMI – Interesting take on second test events from a 1997 series winning Lion…https://t.co/J4rNDal81p— RugbyPass (@RugbyPass) August 3, 2021ADVERTISEMENT

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https://youtu.be/WEwbyCW7yrk

my video.. would be uploading.. 46 minutes..

it’s 2.5 GB

lol okay.. so.. you know.. this dude.. was 1v1 ing this dude.. so.. like.. I though that he did some damage to him.. but he didn’t do any damage.. he was shooting him with a pistol and he was in caustic gas.. so he didn’t hit him at all. so that’s why he had full hp..

https://youtu.be/EBaa1lJwUNg?t=387

jumpu!! jumpu!! xD

https://youtu.be/ounAOxMBLzA?t=632

good upload

https://youtu.be/r7KiXlkReVw

https://youtu.be/e6Tfnv5Jf7Y

https://youtu.be/WVmnPMS7Z_0

fuck.. придётся покупать суб за 5 доляра... god..

the wingman game lol.. I am a f*cking god in this game with this gun

I found.. it on the start.. with lvl 3 heavy mag and best sight for this gun I mean though.. it’s better than the default sight.. with default sight I probably wouldn’t hit as many shots

and lvl 3 mag on the start

today I peeled potatoes.. I got a little bit faster.. at peeling potatoes

I wish I was really fast at doing that

it takes time.. but they taste very good

https://youtu.be/WVmnPMS7Z_0?t=11

https://youtu.be/HWXPy_9gUD4

https://youtu.be/HWXPy_9gUD4?t=160

https://youtu.be/HWXPy_9gUD4?t=176

https://youtu.be/HWXPy_9gUD4?t=207

I wonder if I’m gonna sleep after eating

the rain happens when cold air meets warm and wet air I think

https://youtu.be/pr5_6U2Mh2w?t=82

https://youtu.be/fypnwxKfpNw

https://youtu.be/EBaa1lJwUNg?t=12

jumpu

leave console gamers alone. they already have difficult lives already

https://youtu.be/3FWrpzgZhoI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWrpzgZhoI&lc=UgxmqE3I6xV0gOBC3gN4AaABAg

“Япония: -10 конец света

Россия: -43 пиздуй в школу “

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWrpzgZhoI&lc=UgzvjqS8ZueHMFNGcQB4AaABAg

“ -30 мы не выживем

Якуты: В - 45 дети едят мороженое🖖🏻

Сама якутка “

https://youtu.be/1E1No6rkR4Y

https://youtu.be/aHGd6LqAVzw?t=149

https://youtu.be/2OHtZMbBxi0?t=373

omg. I feel so sorry xD

that’s so sad

https://youtu.be/aHGd6LqAVzw?t=233

impostor?? he called elon musk impostor??

https://youtu.be/7UORSe9y5f8?t=132

that’s so heartbreaking that he won’t go to mars

send elon musk to mars right now

https://youtu.be/7UORSe9y5f8?t=290

I bet she would want to eat potatoes.. but she doesn’t have time to make them

https://youtu.be/7UORSe9y5f8?t=349

she could just eat good meal in a bar or any cheap restaurant

I went once to canteen.. near school..

https://youtu.be/7UORSe9y5f8?t=392

“the weather was warm and the sky was very clear”

https://youtu.be/7UORSe9y5f8?t=400

“autumn seems to be just passing by”

same thoughs

https://youtu.be/4P-OdjnbdvA

fUck I hate this game!!!!

so hard to get points

what do people have in their heads.. to go 1v2.. guys.. what the f*ck do people like that have in their head..

they go 1v2 and die.. and they leave me 2v3

he literally scanned people with bloodhund.. so he saw them.. and goes 1v2

1 person dies solo.. 2nd person goes 1v3 dies solo.

2nd game same teammates that die solo 1v3

no.. that’s actually 3rd game.. god.. jesus..

“go fight” xD

they die solo and tell me to fight 2 squads.. xD

he shoulesn’t even go in knowing that our teammates is dead

trash teammates.. 3rd time in a row..

omg.. I don’t even know what is go0ing on in this game..

I got burned with 2 termite nades.. how could I be so unlucky.. god..

2 kills.. 2 assists.. top 4.. only 64 points.. what more do you need.. so little points.. god.. I lose 36 points 3 times in a row.. because my teammates die on start.. what am I supposed to play 1v fucking 3??

this time I was only lucky that I didn’t play with platinum 4s.. I was lucky I got platinum 3 players in team..

fucking platinum 4 players..

the hell with this hoe

I don’t even wanna play honestly..

wow.. diamond and plat 1 ez

ez.. I got fried with hemlok..

so pointless.. time time.. platinum 4s.. but.. top 5. they wasn’t as bad as other teams..

1 kill top 5.. +9..

but it’s platinum 4s..

but.. tbh.. diamond 4s.. is the same..

if I play too much then my fingertips are gonna.. not have bloodflow.. and they gonna get hard and bleed..

and my teeth would also start to hurt.. because I would not move and become numb.. if I play

it seems super pointless to me.. but.. I’m alone and bored.. you know.. nothing else to do..

fuck.. I was supposed to own people with wingman.. god.. not running with hemlock all the time.. god..

dude 2 burst shot me.. with hemlock last game..

disco bania wraca dzisiaj

każdy czeka

https://youtu.be/7Wd9A32T0TU

w wielkim stylu

omfg these comments..

“ xBosokx trzymaj mnie bania wraca wale salto “

“ Młody FeRoX bania wraca ołł jea “

“ Sebx20032 days agoLegenda powraca “

“dawać mi tu krula banie!!!!”

“ pvdzian1 day agoPieniadze sie skonczyly to baniak powraca xd “

“ Dawaj mi ten film już “

“ On wrucił król polski nareszcie “

“ Powrót następcy Masnego Bena “

disco bania. ostatnia nadzieja polskiego disco polo powraca

https://youtu.be/lzB2DblN6BY?t=30

https://youtu.be/H-18Xiligoc

what else am I supposed to do..

watch videos all the time??

I have 2 options.. to watch videos.. and to play game.. but I could go outside today honestly.. I’ve been thinking about going outside.. doing something.. like.. doing whatever

https://youtu.be/lzB2DblN6BY

impossible.. it’s like.. impossible.. she really outsmarted all geeks in cambridge??

to be honest.. that’s just another university tbh.. just like any other university.. I though it’s like.. impossible.. but turns out that that’s just another university.. and.. to be honest.. like.. all the university knowledge is bullshit anyway...

wow.. that is so revolutionary

this was the content I asked before.. when I mean.. “revolutionary”

they can’t teach anything else.. than anyone.. like.. knowledge is.. subjective.. I mean.. like.. everyone is a human.. and people are subjective.. like.. like animals.. they are driven by emotions..

so all the teachers.. they’re not robots.. they are no better than any other person that lives on a countryside.. they’re not smarter.. than a person who lives on a farm.. they’re not smart

they’re not any better than a farmer..

they both eat..

https://youtu.be/wcFLyPb9m3I?t=62

https://youtu.be/wcFLyPb9m3I?t=103

bedside table. this is what I miss

how is she able to be top 1.. if I spent so much time learning.. then I would be super negative..

https://youtu.be/wcFLyPb9m3I?t=226

stretching in the morning.. that’s a good start. I think it’s important to do that. I mean.. for me it’s true too

https://youtu.be/wcFLyPb9m3I?t=242

she has flat stomach what the heck

wow she looks as fit as like.. some really fit fitness instructor

top 1 cambridge university. that’s revolutionary

https://youtu.be/wcFLyPb9m3I?t=430

yes.. I mean.. plain paper makes it look clearer

I liked plain paper..

https://youtu.be/wcFLyPb9m3I?t=464

nobody needs this.. university knowledge..

nobody needs to study this.. I mean

if you want to learn you can learn anything you want or anything that you need on the internet.. or by yourself.. university is shit.. useless..

https://youtu.be/wcFLyPb9m3I?t=507

https://youtu.be/1s64AR_-8SY?t=536

chill out. xD

these dudes don’t miss..

dude who downed me with hemlok

now I eat my cake.. it’s sweet.. and I like sweet right now.

https://youtu.be/wcFLyPb9m3I?t=604

puffed rice

it looks like worm’s cacoons

I didn’t even see wingman at all in all these last 10 games that I played right now..

I didn’t even see one wingman.. god..

maybe I saw it once.. ye.. I saw it once.. I didn’t hit as many shots as I wanted..

I had it once.. it was pretty good. I didn’t hit as many shots as I wanted.. because I haven’t played like.. idk how much.. and.. that was my first game..

so I didn’t hit as much

damn.. I don’t feel.. I mean.. I feel.. like.. I need to feel something.. and if I play game.. then..

I need to feel another

I’m gonna play music..

https://youtu.be/Jyi-b8lalTU

https://youtu.be/HFiV5yVZaiA

https://youtu.be/26u657MfFJM

https://youtu.be/U0rorLEzxsQ?t=113

https://youtu.be/z88_26M2xQk

this played on random shuffle. xD

https://youtu.be/oBFbR2B5yU4

https://youtu.be/RSQqVDmNaj0

https://youtu.be/QUnuG6iOxZk

https://youtu.be/QUnuG6iOxZk?t=76

https://youtu.be/qoKKx4OIk5M

https://youtu.be/IbKmIpTfKeo

https://youtu.be/IbKmIpTfKeo?t=214

top 1 lol

lol we just.. didn’t fight.. and they fought.. and we just rotated to the ring first.. and they fought each other. xD

we just rotated to ring early.. lol.. this dude.. of course.. he hit all wingman shots on me.. and hit a headshot.. of course..

ok.. that wasn’t a headshot.. what the fuck.. he hit all hit shots.. what the fuck..

he hits all wingman shots on wraith.. of course..

4 shots

on full speed.. 1, 2, 3, 4 and I’m dead..

on full speed.. he hit all. what kind of superhuman does it have to be.. to be able to do that..

we just rotated first.. lol..

https://youtu.be/j1v0xUeZSMQ?t=836

I hate rice with eggs..

but it’s just one egg..

https://youtu.be/j1v0xUeZSMQ?t=892

and yes.. next time I’m gonna make rizotto I’m gonna cook rice in pot..

because I don’t have a cover for a pan.. and.. it also.. gets burned a lot.. on pan

I forgot that wraith.. takes.. +5% more damage.. 47 damage.. so it wasn’t a headshot.. he hit 4 wingman shots in a row.. shooting at full speed..

how are these cheaters so good..

finally a win.. lol.. we did an early rotation.. and they kept sitting.. outside the ring.. and they started fighting each other..

noob team keeps fighting when ring is closing..

fuck disco bania is starting..

idiot pathfinder

wingman on zipline is not accurate.. g7 scout too

https://youtu.be/fFlDoutuooI?t=96

“cały ten internet śmiga” xD

https://youtu.be/aQWZY-j9Lqw

https://youtu.be/fFlDoutuooI?t=461

shit.. my brother did that..

https://youtu.be/fFlDoutuooI?t=507

instead of playing i can meet these new people damn

2 interesting people in a row

https://youtu.be/n11Xp6gKkos

my last game was not my proudest moment..

https://youtu.be/n11Xp6gKkos?t=82

omg she looks so chinese f*ck

she looks like geisha here

fuck..

I know this hairstyle.. that’s japanese/chinese hairstyle..

she looks like from a “hero” movie

https://youtu.be/Cpxv-wrMz0s

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=34

jumpu

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=45

wow she looks like.. hm.. japanese ammo with misa

no.. more like.. jinna.. kim.. even the last name fits.. wow.actually.. but.. jinna kim.. said she’s.. like.. korean.. is kim.. is kim.. I think kim is like.. chinese.. name.. chinese or korean.. there’s probably not much difference

wow she looks like jinna kim.. kim like kim-chi.. lol and kimchi is like korean or something..

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=123

so much like jinna kim

I mean.. she’s probably her age..

in this movie.

wow I have such a heartburn today.. shit.. all day.. since like.. 6 hours.. ago.. when I ate cake..

and for some reason my legs feel like a spent all day at the gym doing leg day..

I can barely get up.. ffs..

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=188

jinna kim

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=200

that looks like strawberry syrup

omg. I have such a f*cking heartburn.. all day..

I know.. I actually know why.. last time I had it.. was when I was wearing a belt.. and this time.. I know what I did.. I pulled my pants high so it was pressing my stomach.. and that’s why it pushed.. stuff from my stomach to my throat..

I need looser pants.. my sister gave me some tight pair..

look in waist.. or more adjustable..

I need looser pants..

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=67

hero is chinese

I told you

jinna must also be chinese maybe

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=85

wow all the asians have shiny black hair

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=90

they’re always shining the same way

https://youtu.be/4ZDh180hAl8?t=74

shitty mic

crappy mic guy

https://youtu.be/hkcxvD1VsDk

“we all have that one friend”

with a shitty mic

https://youtu.be/4ZDh180hAl8?t=83

oh f*ck.. I can’t heard this bullshit

shitty mic friend

“tech deals uploaded: Ryzen 9 5950X @ 5GHz — Radeon RX 6000 Details — 1000 HP Hummer EV Revealed — Rogue One News 10-23-20 “

wow I need to get interested in the.. pc parts market.. after recent.. updates.. sh*t.. my shit is gonna get obsolete

thank god I never buy expensive stuff.

but ddr4 at least won’t get obsolete at least.. I checked it

https://www.youtube.com/c/TechNewsNetwork/videos

what the f*ck they have 2nd channel what the f*ck..

well.. probably nothing changed.. the 2080 got cheaper.. and that’s it probably..

because 2080 competes with 3080 etc 3070 3090 etc.. but if they release.. 3060.. god.. that may be an issue

3070 is not even out yet.. but it’s gonna get released together with 3060.. f*ck..

f*ck.. I should have actually sold my old card

I need looser pants..

f*ck.. but I know how to send stuff.. I know how the delivery company works.. what wrapping they accept (there are many companies some accept only normal boxes)

so I can sent it already.. now I know how to do that

https://youtu.be/WVmnPMS7Z_0?t=33

I learned that one company would accept everything

https://youtu.be/WVmnPMS7Z_0?t=168

and I have a printer now.. but.. like.. I don’t have wifi.. on my computer.. so.. only in laptop.. ok.. I’ll use laptop maybe

and I also wonder how to send packages without printing the sticker.. also.. because there’s also something like that possible in this company

thank god that only 3080 release is most popular.. nobody is gonna wait for 3060 and 3070.. lol.. I just can’t wait to see that I was wrong..

https://youtu.be/WVmnPMS7Z_0?t=181

each bag has registrar.. which registers if the bag landed in the correct bag.. after being pushed to the bin..

if it doesn’t register then it would light red

if it ended in the wrong bag

and they have to check.. if there aren’t any red lights

https://youtu.be/n11Xp6gKkos?t=81

she looks like geisha

https://youtu.be/n11Xp6gKkos?t=183

wow I mean.. I didn’t realize.. that anna akana also has normal dark asian shiny hair

f*ck I didn’t even realize that before

https://youtu.be/n11Xp6gKkos?t=194

they are very dark

https://youtu.be/uSjS_l3wGu8

https://youtu.be/499Aiwh_If0

https://youtu.be/jTCJiWT8avo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTCJiWT8avo&lc=UgiPB_q4Q_QrIHgCoAEC

“ 240p - the metalest of resolutions. “

goulish language.. that's really old obsolete language that nobody is using any more

https://youtu.be/jTCJiWT8avo?t=211

her instrument is really cool.

https://youtu.be/pr5_6U2Mh2w?t=82

I didn’t have internet for 2 hours.. or 1 hour..

https://youtu.be/fypnwxKfpNw?t=125

https://youtu.be/rjy_bgrHZDI?t=41

https://youtu.be/n11Xp6gKkos?t=31

anna’s songs

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N

she’s a good singer

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=150

wow. her songs are insane

her songs are on the same level as avril lavigne and britney spears

wow.

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=83

interesting music writing. she had very good writer

the person who wrote the music..

https://youtu.be/7Wd9A32T0TU

https://youtu.be/GiOYo-OSANw?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N

she had a good music writer

and producer post producer and everything

https://youtu.be/n11Xp6gKkos?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N

all her songs are just 3 minutes :/ that’s a bit disappointing

https://youtu.be/fnVQHuqrqsA?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N

oh. I was listening to this one.. this one was the first one I heard

I really liked the U sound

https://youtu.be/fnVQHuqrqsA?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=35

that’s how I started liking her singing

but the other ones that I heard right now are also really good.

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=86

this one is her biggest release right now

but I saw the thumnail long time ago already and the song is really good

but it’s short. shooting footage.. is.. like.. it’s difficult to get enough footage so she makes short songs

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=70

they should do long version just for listening without video

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=117

this is not the best cut scene in example

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=131

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=158

jesus christ she’s amazing

who wrote these songs. that must have been some really good musician

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=126

this is a really good take

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=126

her hair look like one kpop artist here

https://youtu.be/xKMT44GBaUI

https://youtu.be/xJkFZmVfSaI?list=PLyVaF6bvPQ-R84s8_qr69WM-PyjB2qs3N&t=131

she’s so good

I watched a video today from a person who does modeling.. about modeling for clips like these

https://youtu.be/4ZDh180hAl8?t=108

https://youtu.be/mClOxgyWLs8?t=25

is that the same girl??

https://youtu.be/watzMSbA0Cw?t=170

wow she played in both movies.

https://youtu.be/Bl4_BbYMZEo?t=51

she looks like jinna kim 4 real

https://youtu.be/Bl4_BbYMZEo?t=162

plastic rubber swords.. lol..

https://youtu.be/Bl4_BbYMZEo?t=169

lol.. steel doesn’t bend like that..

they assumed that viewers don’t know that they’re using rubber swords??

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