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[phantomhiveraven]

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[mei-rin-blossoms]

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It was all her fault. Had she not forgotten the keys to the manor, they wouldn't have to wait in this rain, until the rest was back. Trembling a little, Mei-Rin was just about to utter some words of apology, when she felt something warm around her shoulders. With a surprised gasp, she turned around to see Alphonse, already without his jacket.

"N- no! Please, don't... you'll be cold, I'm fine," she shook her head, starting to remove the clothing from around her, ready to return it. "Thank you, but I wouldn't forgive myself if you got something because of me!"

[simplex-vigilum]

I saw this and immediately thought of Aleister and Alphonse

[sxrpens-archive]

<small>Snake shuddered at the voice in his ear, and only managed to turn redder. He didnt fight the other's grasp, however, and stayed quite still. "T-Thank you, but... Is now a good time to say that? asks Emily." he managed to stammer out, thinking maybe the other would give up his little flirtatious antics. Not like he really wanted him to stop, but he didnt want to get caught like this.

[bestia-domitor]

oui-monsieur-chamber replied to your post: how tall are you Beast?

omg she’s the same height as Alphonse :’D

// ooc; TWO SHORTIES :'D ♥

[scarletfoxdorm]

 oui-monsieur-chamber said: half my family’s from manchester /o/

OutOfROses: O.O THE CONNECTIONSSSSSSSS

[expectingbutler]

oui-monsieur-chamber replied to your post: oui-monsieur-chamber repl...

"Thats what you had in mind all along, isnt it?" "No shit, Sherlock!"

When I was young and barely a kid

My mama noticed funny things I did

Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun

I'd poison guppies, for when I was done

[jokesandjugglingballs-archive]

Six years had passed since Edgar had moved away from Weston and into the wide world; it was hard, at first, to understand or conceive an idea of what to do, what to make his mark within. One day, while lying in the bath and gazing up at the ceiling, it came to him. 

He would open a strip club. 

From Left to right:

Joker: Exotic dancer, once performed such genre for the Baron, and within more secretive aspects of the circus; Joker know's his way around a pole and his strength previously built aids him in such. 

Alphonse: Playboy Barman. French accent, slick words, heavy cocktails; the butler knows his way around the alcohol and mixes currently big in the underground and keeps them stocked at all times; Charmer. 

Purple and Gold: Strange men who attend regularly. 

Aleister Chamber: The pretty nobleman takes center stage with his charming looks and sleek legs. Now sporting a sexy pair of hotpants, the nobleman has no qualms with putting on a show, and often promises more in private. 

Thomas Wallis: A visitor whom comes often, though finds the workings of the club somewhat unnerving. Thomas likes to write in the atmosphere with a glass of orange juice and observes the people coming in and out. His excuse being 'it helps him think'. 

Alois Trancy: Underage Stripper. Alois has always had an eye for being a tease, and in his latest, if not illegal, job he does just that; except this time he is paid. 

Edgar Redmond: Manager. The noble left his usual schedule behind for the octane life running the strip club brings, the circus is merely a travelling sideline, now. Bring on the stockings. His private shows from Joker in the early mornings make everything worthwhile. 

Drocell Keinz: Pimp. Drocell often comes by for a change of surroundings and a different taste of life to what he is used to. His suave talking and often expensive attire say a lot about this secretive gentleman. 

Beast: The once-circus-performer provides a company not many women provide within the club and is very easy on the eyes. She provides eye candy for those drinking and loves to swish around. Forbidden fruit, anyone?

[mei-rin-blossoms]

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There was seriousness in Mei-Rin's eyes when she glanced at Alphonse. Truth be told, she couldn't be sure how much of it he could see through her glasses, but she hoped he wouldn't think she was just playing with him. Having been fidgeting for a while, she bit her bottom lip and forced herself to stay still. Then, she took a deep breath and at last blurted out, "I want to be more than friends."

[sxrpens-archive]

Snake stares wide-eyed at the French butler, then looks away with a blush. "..... I-I'm turned on, says Emily...."

[bestia-domitor]

oui-monsieur-chamber replied to your post: ×

I need to show this to Claire

//ooc; WHAT?! Who is that?! WHY WOULD YOU SHOW IT TO THAT INNOCENT PERSON?!?! DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG WHAT WAT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------------

[inperator-aviditas]

@Elliot

"What you say 'bout me, motherfucker?"

[scarletfoxdorm]

Birthday Wishes || Drabble for oui-monsieur-chamber's birthday requested by entwined-in-a-web

Alphonse stretched as he awoke. It was his day off, yes, but besides that it was also his birthday. His master, Aleister Chamber, the Viscount of Druitt was away. He was planning to go about his day like every other day off he had, lazing about and sleeping more. That plan was shot to hell when Alois came running in and hopped on the Frenchman's bed. "Happy Birthday, Alphonse!"

Alphonse sighed, shaking his head as he chuckled at the young Earl. "Zank you, mon cher. Now, let me zleep?" Alois shook his head, giggling.

"I think not. We are going to celebrate." Alphonse tried to protest when the younger blond dragged him up and out of bed. There was no fighting Alois, he knew when the young blond wanted something he did not stop until he got it.

"What ees eet you want  to do?" He asked as he let out a sigh. Alois smiled.

"Obviously we are going to go fun places and see things. Or... we could have Claude make us some lunch and cuddle in the garden. Your choice." Alphonse crossed his arms and sighed. He knew that Alois would insist on this.

"I chose zee garden..." Alois smiled and kissed the Frenchman on the cheek at his answer.

[expectingbutler]

oui-monsieur-chamber replied to your post: I have developed a strang...

ohgod I love that musical

Feed me!

Feed me!

Feed me!

Feed me, young master!

[jokesandjugglingballs-archive]

Requested AMV. 

[mei-rin-blossoms]

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It had been a while since they had last met, and truth be told, Mei-Rin was quite surprised seeing Alphonse again. Smiling happily, her cheeks slightly flushed, she leant in and pecked the corner of his mouth. "It's good to see you again, sir," she rejoiced.