#ough i miss this bitch

[lbhslefttiddie]

youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either. and is also still, sort of, a sex flower

from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way

[gentlebeard]

my pathetic ass crawling back out of my hole: hi everyone, i’m back 🥺

[littleplantfreak]

this is what it looks like when im sad and look in my ume album

[salad-storm]

Tried drawing getou with @hi-raethia s design bc ive been a bit obsessed with it. Two versions bc lighting is funky

[dreadfuldevotee]

wait actually the unintended side effect of making this silly cape is learning i apparently have a deep association of handsewing with my friends and so while im having fun I am also, deeply sad that I'm not with them rn

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

YAAAA I fucking knew it

[justablah56]

help I just remembered galavant ouvhwbznnwkm 💥💥💥💥

[the-kipsabian]

i have always been completely sane about him idk what youre talking about

[lelianaslefthand]

WAIT!!!!! fallout 4 london (mod) has an official april release date happy birthday to ME!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

yearning for the aesthetic of the 90s and aughts again 😔

[numberoneredriotfan]

Just wanted to put some of my favorite shots from Wiege here since I'm so not normal

THIS IS CANON THEY GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND HYUNA WAS ALIVE YUP THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT HAPPENED MM NO DOOMED TOXIC HETERO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.

Okay but seriously this is such a beautiful frame and the implication that they get to live happily in another life... ough... my heart...

Sua...

SUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I wonder if this implies that originally Mizi was supposed to wear the white dress and Sua was supposed to wear the black one. It would make sense, since white feels more like a Mizi color than it does Sua and vice Vera. But that's just me speculating. Anyway, Mizisua crumbs my beloved <3

I love this frame because it shows the brief moments of happiness the kids experienced in their horrible situation. Or perhaps the childhood bliss and ignorance to what they would face when they grew up. Moments of fleeting happiness that we as the audience know could never last forever. Fuck.

I just thought this frame was silly. Those silly goobers. I miss them so much :')

OUGH HE LOOKS SO HAPPY. Real though if I saw Hyuna I would have the same reaction.

The difference in their expressions here...

Mf quit smiling like that I'm trying to hate you/j

And then... yeah. Also, would like to point out-

His album cover... Vivinos you sick son of a bitch.

Honestly, Wiege might be my favorite music video so far. It was wonderfully made, the animation was just stunning, the song was obviously a banger but the orchestra during that one sequence was just. Incredible. Overall it was amazing and heart wrenching, as expected from Alien stage.

Anyway! Can't wait to see Mizi's crash out!!

[remerg]

Can you pretty please drop your blues brother headcanons? :>

Sorry it took me so long to answer this HAKDHFJFBDNS

[Just a note, these are my personal hc's and that's just how I interpret both Jake and Elwood]

|| Jake ||

• Gluttonous bitch (that's obvious if you think only someone like him would ask for 4 fried chickens and a coke)

• He would actually enjoy sweets, but he'll be very selective.

• Scrappy and vindictive fella. Better avoid messing with him, or Elwood.

• Can't stand kids. Or doesn't like them to an extent, feeling very uncomfy around them.

• Following the vindictive thing: I picture him as being quite protective of Elwood, probably more when they were kids and maybe teenagers. So, mess with his brother, mess with him too (and get your ass kicked)

• Bisexual. Just has a preference for women

• W h o r e (I don't think I need to explain why)

• He isn't very physically affectionate (or very affectionate in general) I actually think he's a bit uncomfy with that kind of affection.

• Very athletic guy (he just gets fucked up by cigars😔☝️☝️)

• Alcoholic yes, but not the kind to be a complete stupid when drunk 🗿💥

• Gets sick often, goes through a living hell when this happens.

• Dyslexic (I think this is canon actually), still has a bit of problems bc of this.

• Jake is actually a very emotional guy, the fact that he's all tough and allat it's just a way to hide it👁️

• HISTORY NERDDDD (no one knows about this besides Elwood, it's also pointed out in I think the BB Private book he has potential for history sooooo)

• Bro's got the ADHD

• And he's also a gang history nerd hehehe

|| Elwood ||

• Very calm, reserved guy (maybe an introvert).

• Tends to fix Jake's tie quite often.

• Eats way less than you think, very low quantities of food (he's healthy dw)

• On the contrary to Jake, Elwood is more of a kids guy. So maybe he's the one to deal with all the kids on the orphanage while Jake just silently goes away lol.

• He knows how to defend himself quite well so that's not a worry for him. The one thing that actually worries him is Jake always defending him, since it always ends up with the latter being quite fucked up (he's insisted Jake to stop, he won't listen🗿)

• He has more of a 'Dad Face' as in, ppl will always confuse Elwood with being the dad of some random kid (not random anymore in BB2k☝️☝️)

• HETEROCHROMIA

• Following the latter, I think he might've been uncomfortable with this for a while, mostly on his early years thanks to Catholic beliefs. He's just more comfortable with the sunglasses on.

• He's got the weird math teacher vibe (he's great in math as shown in BB Private)

• Also he's a great mechanic, he has definitely tinkered with the Bluesmobile

• In the 90s he'd probably managed to get a job as a mechanic, u won't change my mind oUgh

• A u t i s m (we love him)

• As in the 90's, he's definitely bickering all the time with Buster lol

• He's now got the dad's personality, yell at the kid for him to give you the wrench when fixing the car/j/hj

• Might still miss Jake, but at least he's being happy with his new family

• Bluesmobile is just that resistant bc of Elwood's lot of work and love he's put into it (u could say the car gets its soul thanks to Elwood)

[writing-for-the-gays]

hi its me againnnn,,, ermm i would like to request poly billy x stu x (ftm, fat, hairy ect ect) reader again :3c but fluff HCs this time :3c

-🐛 anon

Ough these boys be home of sexuals in a world of homes of phobics , continuation of the other fic actually. Disk jockey reader. Again me and 🐛 anon are holding hands and frolicking through fields.

No pretty pic this time I'm reblogging this with memes I made for these fics

Fluff! Tooth rottingly sweet.

"catch my breath and hold it for me."

- you three are a power couple behind a closed door. Infront of people you have to pretend to be very straight with each other (as straight as you three can be, if you three were a line you'd be a circle.)

- to be blunt they're in love with you.

- you got custom rings for each other about a year into the relationship, to symbolize your dedication.

- and these boys take it very seriously. They keep the rings on a necklace they wear underneath their shirts when out , and wear them proudly on their fingers when around you.

- alone Stu and Billy are affectionate, Stu being more like a dog and Billy being more like a cat.

- Stu will run up to you and throw his arms around you I'm a big hug when you walk through the door of his house and Billy will wait until you're all sat down to come up and lay his head on your chest, and whisper to you Abt how much he missed you.

- in conjunction with this is their love language. Billy can be somewhat touch averse, especially after a rough day, or whenever, and has a tendency to pull away if the physical touch is too much, but he loves acts of service, and will often cook for you, and do whatever you ask of him including, but not limited to, murder.

- Stu's big on physical affection, and will hang off your arm whenever he can, hold your hand (he sometimes pretends to be measuring hand size out in public so he can have some more skin to skin contact even when it's not totally socially acceptable.), and kiss you often, but he prefers to do activities with you instead of for you, and tries to get you to do random things with him, it doesn't even matter what it is. You find yourself doing dishes with him more times than you can count.

- it can lead to some really tender moments, and you three really relish in these moments. It's one of your favorite parts of the relationship.

- Stu being trans means that when you're binding you get tons of reminders to take breaks, especially considering the fact that binding methods around this time aren't exactly safe. More often than not you find yourself in a stall with him while he massages your back and checks your ribs.

- Billy has an equal amount of worry, considering he's known Stu since forever and so is intimately familiar with trans topics, but he's less nice about it. He refuses to let you cuddle him or vice versa if you have your binder on. He also helps you take your T injections because Stu can handle a lot, but needles aren't one of them. He does T gel that's how bad it is.

- every night you all rotate who's the middle spoon (what else do I call it).

- Stu's absent parents mean that you've basically decided to move in with him. You don't have the most aware parents either. (Dead, probably.)

•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

You laugh gleefully, worn down black and white shoes thud against the concrete as you run past Billy and Stu and onto the top of the playground.

"Fuck you two! I'm the god of this bitch." You shout down to them, slamming your hands on top of the plastic tube slide making a hollow thudding noise that echoes dully in the cool night air.

Billy lets out a snort while Stu lets out loud bark of a laugh. "What? You don't find me powerful enough? Fine you don't get to watch the shooting stars up here with me." You promptly stick your middle fingers up "Have fun on wood-chips!" You playfully sneer, the bright smile on your face portraying the playfulness.

"Not if I can get up there!" Stu says sprinting to the metal platforms that lead up to the playground. You let out a dramatic gasp and race to them as well, giggling the whole time.

Billy looked on with a soft smirk, he eyed the playground and tried to find another way up, spotting a rock wall he snuck around while you jokingly wrestled Stu.

Billy climbed up the rocks, quietly sneaking up onto the playground, tip toeing his way behind you and locked eyes with Stu who smirked.

Billy wrapped his arms around your middle and hauled you back, making you let out a genuine frightened yelp.

"Billy!" You scolded before giggling breathlessly "Fine you two can come up here with me." You say squirming out of Billy's arms you smile up at the starry sky.

Stu sets down a blanket, and sits down on it. You follow and sit next to him leaning your head on his shoulder. Billy lays his head in your lap.

You hum a soft tune and relax into your boys, you and Stu's rings clicking together when you join hands.

Not long after twinkling streaks of light begin to dot the sky and you sigh.

"I don't think there's anywhere else I'd rather be." Billy says softly, and you nod with an awestruck smile not losing your focus on the lights. "Same." Stu says.

You don't notice their gazes locked on you and not the sky.

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-id be fucking dumb not to mention that you all regularly fuck with the radio station when you can.

- you like your job but it's funny to let Stu or Billy just say some dumb shit on air. Nothing too scandalous so you don't get taken off sir but enough to get a solid laugh out of you.

- Stu normally tells what I can boil down to 'haha funny penis joke' and Billy's a little more sophisticated. ('haha funny penis joke but less obvious' basically)

- let me be perfectly clear, Stu and Billy couldn't give less of a shit about what you look like, but the fact you're bigger than the both of them makes them all sorts of soft.

- they call you their 'big bear' and have accidentally called you that multiple times in public (mainly Stu going 'big bear!' when he sees you, he says it's an accident but it may be just to see the panic on everyone's face for a second.)

- Stu likes to wrestle you, especially if you're playing around or in general rough housing. He sometimes pretends it's just guys being guys but it's really just to be close to you in public. He also likes the feeling of trying to overpower you because he's definitely not in charge with Billy, but you're nice enough to let him pretend for a little bit.

- in an AU where they don't die, somehow aren't caught for their crimes, and don't do anything dumb enough to get them killed before 2015 they see the legalization of gay marriage across the entire united states. Billy and Stu have a big fight about who gets to legally marry you, of course you're all at the altar, but whoever legally marries you will get to change the last name of the entire polycule.

- you agreed on a hyphenated name but you can only have one of their last names and both of them aren't too keen on changing their name (Billy wins, meaning you're 'Y/n Loomis-L/n' Stu's 'Stu Loomis-L/n' and billy is of course 'Billy Loomis-L/n')

- by the start of the reception Stu isn't angry anymore and keeps repeating Mr.Loomis-L/n every time he has to say something to one of you two.

- for now you three have different last names but the exact same heart.

[gengar-pixel-2]

Gengar Transformers animated liveblog: Season two finale, part two! SPOILER WARNING!!

Just finished season two! And I have many thoughts! /pos

THAT WAS. A LOT. so forgive me if this ones a bit more.. messy than usual.

THE CLONES OH MY GOD.. my favorite is the liar one. ..Sorry, not sure what his name is. I loved him. Actually speaking of the clones, I'm NOT over how because he's a traitorous bitch, THEY BETRAYED HIM AND JOINED MEGATRON. iconic honestly. also starscream when he had the swords and was going to kill megatron AUGGHH god. i need this man so badly. you don't understand.

also THE SHIP IS ALIVE?? FYM THE SHIP IS ALIVE?? IT TALKS?? IT HAS A NAME, A BODY?? also more sari and ratchet YAYYYY!! and i loved when omega smacked blitzwing out of the way, random comes in and goes "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Let's all dance around the maypole!~" was so stupid. made me giggle. silly little guy.

rip omega supreme, too good for this world. (/gen that was a nice scene) also uncommon isaac sumdac win, kinda liked it when he took the headmaster head and went "total ownedge noob" lmao

ah. also world of light. with the portal.

ALSO SHOCKWAVEEEE EEEE!! HIIII!! HIHIHIHIIII- THE REVEAALLLL TO BEEEEEEEEEE

mitski voice: "my shayla my shayla.." ough... he's just a head right now.. my baby, my baby.... You're my baby, say it to me...

the fights were pretty intense and i loved blurr's inclusion, I just wonder where he went after. ..Most of all, however. Hey. Remember this post of mine?

Yeah, this one?

I FUCKINGKNEW IT!! SHES A ROBOT!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!! AHAHAH!! IM RIGHT FOR ONCE! PROFESSOR YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!!!! LIKE! SERIOUSLY BRO!! WHAT!! WHAR??

makes me wonder if shes like, half robot? since she was like a human and needed sleep and to eat? I DUNNO

IM SO EXCITED FOR SEASON THREE AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE!!!

i'm gonna miss this show though.. i've grown so attached... augh.. prime is gonna be good but im gonna miss peepaw ratchet, sweetie pie bulkhead and sari.. *sniffs*

anyway i can't wait for more of my scream EHEHEHEEEEE!! and as an end note, i have to say.

this end credits scene is iconic lmao- great way to end the episode and i love tom kenny's voice work here and the silly little laugh.

[bnsni]

You finally find a job after living on Cybertron and Prowl is so happy to finally have space without his Velcro human climbing all over him. You’re gone during the day and Prowl is getting his work done but now that he has a break where is he going to dump his transfluid?? You’re no longer there to bug him and kiss him and be spread over his desk. Maybe him finding you a job was actually a bad idea Prowl thinks while sadly jerking it to images of you he has stored in his processor

why is this so funny djoroejdnwldjlwejn it was sad at first but the image of prowl sobbing while jerking it off had me dejaofinoeifjoiinfoweionf Ough this man is so pathetic I love him. He barely treats his Velcro human right, acts like a bitch to them too with his cold stuck up attitude but once theyre gone he’s wahhh he misses them so much and now his spike is all soft and floppy after so many overloads

[imagine-silk]

I've been playing TOW nonstop ough

Could you please write romantic yandere headcanons for Vicar Max or Phineas Welles (for both if you feel like it???) with a GN or male Captain? (Specifically loyal to Phineas) Those two make me feel insane 🥺 me when old men: 😳😳😳

Thank you <3

》Me also when old men: ⸝⸝⸝o⸝⸝⸝o⸝⸝⸝ Been playing Veilguard and I'm so in love with Emmerich.

【Vicar Max】

When he joins the crew for selfish goals he was all to happy to use Hawthorne to get it done. He wasn't lying when he told him having another adult on the team would be for the best, he just didn't know that would impact him as well. Sure there was Nyoka but she was just as immature as the others. He found himself seeking the company of the only person on the Unreliable he doesn't want to strangle (the exception being Parvati but she's a baby to him). This is ultimately his decent into madness considering he's trapped in space for long periods of time surrounded with people he deems incompetent. Then there's the one who is an adult like him, meaning not stupid.

He never needs to baby Hawthorne or check himself, he can swear and bitch around him. Hawthorne takes everything he does in strides and once he finds out Max's real intentions he almost never cares. "You gotta do what you gotta do. Even if I don't agree with it." That nonchalant attitude was rather attractive to him.

Of course the Architect would never have allowed him to act on this sinful lust and pleasure, the insatiable need to have him. If Hawthorne never asked then it's not in the Great Plan for it to happen. However things change after his enlightenment. He's abandoned the Plan in exchange for autonomy and peace. Now he's more comfortable pursuing what he wants

It starts off light. Hawthorne heading out? Max does too for one reason or another. Does Hawthorne need company? No? Then Max needs his. When Felix mentions something about the captain being hot like a protagonist Max reminds him Hawthorne is older than him, meaning Felix was too young for him. And it stays there. He never leaves the crew and is almost always at his side like a loyal second in command. He wouldn't care if the others died but Hawthorne is attached to them so if it's insisted he supposes.

He will would go to the other side of the galaxy to stay with him.

【Phineas Welles】

This is a man who is alone and likes to be alone, very different from being lonely. He would never seek out people if it didn't effect him and it took the universal government to get him to do just that. And he keeps his distance as much as he can, just gives Hawthorne directions and leaves him to do it. But Hawthorne didn't like that and started going to his hideout. He didn't appreciate it but it got him to keep running around to get rid of the board so sacrifices were due. He didn't expect to actually enjoy the company. He still doesn't like others but he makes an exception for Hawthorne.

Turns out Hawthorne was a fellow scientist or at least working under one and had college education. Phineas was self taught so they knew about the same information. Hawthorne was able to teach him even more, practical things you don't learn in a textbook, and Phineas was able to recap what was missed in the decades he was frozen. He respected the exchange of information without judgment.

It would be so easy to just lock Hawthorne in with him but the board needed to be dealt with and neither of them were safe until they were taken out of the equation. But he did prepare for after that happened. He's very flexible with his morals so he's not very concerned about it.

He doesn't say anything about his plans and he doesn't ask Hawthorne if he'd like to stay with him. He just continues to indulge him when he visits and asked the crew to not come inside so they don't 'accidentally poison themselves after touching the wrong thing'. Then the long awaited day comes when the colony starts to get back on track about how humanity moves on and the people of the Hope are free. After that Hawthorne is basking in the celebration glow and is immediately place in the glass room. Phineas doesn't even ask, just explains he's just not going to let him leave in any way, shape or form.

He assures Hawthorne everything is accounted for and that his job was done. Now all they had to do was enjoy the time they had together.