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Melody: Oh! Because you're too afraid to ask Hope Swan-Jones to go with you. Gideon: That's not true. That's not true at all. Melody: [Begins her chicken dance] Chaw-chee-chaw-chee! Gideon: What is that? Is that a chicken? Malcolm: What's this? Melody: Gideon is scared to ask out Hope. Gideon: No, I'm not. Malcolm: This is priceless. [Starts chicken dancing with Melody] Malcolm: Caw-ca-caw-ca-ca-caw! Gideon: Oh, come on. Those aren't even birds!
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Gold: Our grand opening is in three weeks. Turn around and show 'em, Gideon.
Gideon: Okay.
Zelena: Opens in three "weks?"
Gold: Uh, that's supposed to be three weeks. Gideon!
Gideon: They got the point!
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Killian: *answers phone that Hope threw in the fridge*
Killian: hello? who's this?
Killian: OH GIDEON, thought you could hide in the fridge?.... it makes plenty of sense!
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Hope: *at her grandparents looking at a fish tank*
Hope: Can we name them?
Brennan: Yeah. Let's call these two Lee and Stan, and that big one with its mouth open we'll call Alice.
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Hope (to Killian & Emma): You guys are the best parents in the whole world!
Killian: No.
Hope: No, what?
Killian: You want something and the answer is no, you're just too young.
Hope: You don't even know what it is......
Killian: What is it?
Hope: I wanna date.....
Killian: No, you're just too young. Emma, I got it right!
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Hope Jones* Hope Jones: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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