#ouat incorrect quote

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Melody: Oh! Because you're too afraid to ask Hope Swan-Jones to go with you. Gideon: That's not true. That's not true at all. Melody: [Begins her chicken dance] Chaw-chee-chaw-chee! Gideon: What is that? Is that a chicken? Malcolm: What's this? Melody: Gideon is scared to ask out Hope. Gideon: No, I'm not. Malcolm: This is priceless. [Starts chicken dancing with Melody] Malcolm: Caw-ca-caw-ca-ca-caw! Gideon: Oh, come on. Those aren't even birds!

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Emma: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Regina speed run the five stages of grief as she realises she still wants to fuck me

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I hate you.

Emma: *in her head* Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[goosin-around]

Emma: Whenever Regina gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on the jars so she has to ask me for help

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Emma: It hasn't worked yet but it will.

[queer-boo-radley]

[2-the-moon-and-2-saturn]

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[somethingcleverbutinswedish]

Rumplestiltskin: did it hurt? When you fell from-

Belle: when I fell from the ladder? No, not really, I had a guardian angel there to catch me

Rumplestiltskin:

Rumplestiltskin:

Rumplestiltskin, under his breath: I can't not marry her.

[chipedteacupchat]

Gotta love Rumbelle: because with Lacey, Gold acts all evil and mysterious, but the minute Belle comes back, he turns into a fragile bean again.🤧😭💖

(Also, shout-out to Rumple and Lacey for being an evil power couple. I still don't think there's ever been a hotter scene on the show than when Gold ties up Lacey's necklace and she looks at him with that expression and says, 'Can you keep me young?' Or when Lacey says, 'I thought you were a man that doesn't let anything stand in his way,' and then Gold pulls her closer and says, 'I am.' CaptainSwan could never.)

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Killian: *answers phone that Hope threw in the fridge*

Killian: hello? who's this?

Killian: OH GIDEON, thought you could hide in the fridge?.... it makes plenty of sense!

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: You are nice and calm when you are not mad.

Regina: Wait, then what do i look like when i'm mad?

Emma: Hot as fuck.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Regina, sighing exasperated: What am I going to do with you? Emma: Ideally? Fuck me at some point.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle: Can you keep a secret? Emma: Sure we can. Belle: "We?" Emma: Yeah, me and Regina. No one else will know. Belle: No, I want you to know, but not Regina. Emma: If you don't want Regina to know, then why are you telling me?