#ouat 7x14

[priscilla9993]

Robin: Make a wish! Just not for another troll.

Robin, after Alice blows out the candle with obvious heart eyes: So, what did you wish for?

Alice: You know that's not how it works, but I've got a good feeling about this one.

Robin has been pulling fast ones on Alice all day, stumping her with modern items, lingos, and idioms. But this special moment is significant, as it's the first birthday in years since Alice got separated from her papa where she isn't alone as Robin's stuck by her side. Alice knows entirely how birthday wishes work, (plus or minus hers actually being magical) the traditional superstition of how telling someone your wish will make it not come true.

Alice is on the same page as Robin for once and won't fall for any accidental secret giving. She KNOWS what Robin is up to and cleverly evades the playfully innocent and teasing question. Alice isn't going to quickly profess her love or want of Robin to be in her life/herself to be part of Robin's life. So cute and cheeky, makes me want to go just tell her already!

All gif credits go to @leiandcharles since tumblr gif finding system is whack and they make such pretty gifs. The candle lighting shot with a modern day lighter lives in my head rent free. Robin could probably live in the woods, on a farm, and hunt, but for love of life won't start a fire without her handy dandy lighter from Storybrooke.

[priscilla9993]

From the painful truth in the soft nearly whispered admission of “I don’t got nowhere else to go” to the happy go lucky acceptance and ease of “Yeah, I’d like that, very much (to come live with you AKA a home).” *wheezes* Cinnamon roll that has me in a tense chokehold. I want her to be protected and cared for so bad and I’m glad Rogers was there for her.

100 days of Alice Jones - Day 60

[dinneratgrannys]

ONCE UPON A TIME 7.14, The Girl in the Tower

[miladylocksley]

WHAT IS THE POINT OF SAMDI SHOWING REGINA THE LOVERS CARD AS HER FUTURE IF SHE'S NOT GONNA HAVE IT????

[likehandlingroses]

OUAT Rewatch 7x14 - The Girl in the Tower

My papa used to say all the best people were mad. He'd say, 'Starfish, you meet loads of people in this world. But the best ones? They'll challenge you. Make you see the world through a whole new looking glass.'

[priscilla9993]

“You're gonna fall in love, grow old with someone, live a normal life free of towers.”

Alice Jones & Robin Mills in 7x14

[piracytheorist]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I recently got access to Disney plus and I just remembered OUAT is in it

So I'm looking through the episode titles and descriptions in Greek and... shit they're bad.

1x8 "The Price of Gold", the title was translated into "The Prince of Gold" for some reason.

The thumbnail for 8 "Desperate Souls" is this??

Did they mistake thumbnails with OUATIW?? XD

For episode 1x17 "Hat Trick" there's no direct translation in Greek, so instead they named the episode "The Mad Hatter". But then they named 2x11 "The Outsider" as "Yaoguai" because I guess that appears there.

BIG CRINGE they translated 3x17 "The Jolly Roger" as "The Pirate Flag" because yes that is what jolly roger means but it refers to Hook's ship jfc

I should have been the one to translate the titles agdsafddhgx

The description for 3x19 is "Zelena threatens to kill Henry if Hook doesn't kiss Emma" and while it's accurate, it feels so funny to just read this as a description for the entire episode agdsghafdsg

Is this what the episode descriptions are in English too? Cause for 3x20 "Kansas" the description is "Mary Margaret is about to give birth" and that's even funnier XD

4x03 "Rocky Road" is "Dangerous Road" because we don't have that ice cream flavour in Greece -_-

The description for 4x04 "The Apprentice" is "Hook asks Gold to stick his hand back" but the verb used is like... the verb we use for welding metal and idk it looked weird XD

The description for 4x12 "Heroes and Villains" is "Our heroes try to unite the pieces" and I'm like WHAT. WHAT PIECES??

Seriously, I would have done a much better job.

The description for 4x16 "Poor Unfortunate Soul" is "Gold and the Queens of Darkness torture August"??? Like yes they do but that isn't the focus of the episode??

Description for 4x21 "Mother" is "Regina doesn't trust her mother's intentions" and I'm like did they mix Lily's and Regina's names XD

They didn't do the "scary dragon bitch" justice in the translation -_- My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined

5x01 "The Dark Swan" is "The Black Swan" for some reason?? The word we have for "Dark" would have worked, but okay...

The rest of the thumbnails are good, though I guess those were not handled by the translators.

There's something about seeing this screenshot with the title for "Swan Song" in Greek. It's been nearly eight years and this storyline still pulls at my heartstrings.

5x13 "Labour of Love" is supposed to be connected to Hercules' Labours, but they didn't use the word for that that we use in Greek. It's still a correct word for "labour" but it should have been the word we use for Hercules' Labours. Again! I would've done a better job!

5x18 "Ruby Slippers" is translated as "The Kiss of True Love"??? Like I know the English title was a play-for-words for the Ruby/Dorothy ship but come on!!

6x12 "Murder Most Foul" is translated as "The Real Murderer" and the description says "Regina helps Robin adjust to Storybrooke" and again. Yes that happens there. BUT IT'S NOT THE FUCKING FOCUS.

For three episodes straight, 6x15, 6x16 and 6x17 the descriptions are about what Hook does. "Hook is trapped in another realm with the Nautilus", "Hook bets his most prized possession in a cards game", "Hook and Tiger Lily join forces against the Lost Boys". Like yes that happens but again not the focus?? Was a Hook fan responsible for that because I kinda relate lmao that's all I remember too 🤝

7x14 "The Girl in the Tower" has the description "Ivy tries to reconcile with Anastasia" and I'm like what?? Did they mix things up? And even if that happened in that episode, IT'S NOT THE FOCUS.

Massive disappointment. I should have been hired to write episode descriptions. Hmph.

[lumadreamland]

365 days of ouat ladies: day 118

[queenofglassbeliever]

[wicked-storybrooke]

Full crack recap here

[priscilla9993]

Ouat 7x14 Captain Cobra 2.0 deleted scene humor

So, the gist is Henry and Rogers walk up to the Rollin' Bayou to question Jacinda if she's seen Tilly the day prior, therefore confirming Tilly's innocent alibi to being a serial killer. In it, these glorious lines happened (my transcription might be wink wonky since the audio is crap in this one). Henry: So, you sure the maybe murderer is gonna be okay in my apartment? Rogers: I told you, Tilly will be fine. But will you be alright talking to Jacinda? Henry: Yeah, of course. Why would you even say that? Rogers: Well, it’s ‘cause I saw Ivy leave your apartment late last night.

Henry: (interjecting quickly) Dude! Could you be a little louder next time?

Rogers: I mean, I must say Henry, I didn’t have you pegged for dating sisters. (cheekily) That’s living on the edge.

Look at Roger's winky head tilt and Henry's flabbergasted denial

Henry trying to keep it cool Mills: No. What? No. I’m just- Ivy’s just a friend, okay? All I care about is… (stops at food truck) Jacinda! How's it going?

Jacinda: Henry. I didn’t expect to see you here today.

Henry: Yeah, well, you know what they say, 'Beignets all day!' [Iconic line that lives in my head rent free but crickets might as well be chirping bc I can feel the secondhand embarrassment from here.]

Henry: Nobody says that. (regrets then segues like he wasn't awkward) Hey, uh, anyways, how’s Lucy doing?

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Oh that's why she didn't like when Henry called her Alice from Wonderland bc she didn't like the idea of being in one place 😥

[outofcontextonceuponatime]

Henry: Unless you ran into Oscar the Grouch, you're not gonna find an alibi back here.

[dinneratgrannys]

ONCE UPON A TIME 7.14, The Girl in the Tower

[leiandcharles]

Alice’s face when Robin stands up for her (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[enixamyram]

"Lock her up." Alice's reaction to this is really upsetting when you realise how terrifying those simple ^ words must have sounded to her. A life time of being locked up in the tower and now some asshole does it to her all over again without a second thought about it.