#ouaghhhhhhhhh

[hpdmguy]

thinking about the journal of dreadful things 4 the golden snidget by lilbeanz and chewing on drywall and frothing at the mouth

[eli-is-an-idiot]

double ads between the end and dead should be a capital crime

[threadsun]

Ok, so I was going to go into more characters but I started talking about Jack and Rory and then did not stop so here’s that!

Well, first things first, incubi can't feed other incubi like a human could but if one well fed incubus feels positively towards a hungry incubus and they touch the fed incubus' energy will flow into the hungry incubus until they reach equilibrium. That's how Jack got most of his energy starting out, Rory would basically shot gun his energy into Jack. Now, did they have to have sex to make that happen? No, but they both preferred it that way

As for relationships

The most obvious one is Rory and Jack, Jack literally fell from heaven because of how much he loved Rory, they fuckin. They first met while Jack was sneaking out of heaven, he saw an old woman fall down and he couldn't just stand there and watch, so he broke the rules just an ittty bitty big bit and took a human disguise to help. Once he got there though someone was already helping her up, Rory himself. Jack could sense he was a demon but why would a demon help an old lady? Demons are the ones that trip old ladies not help them up!

He had to know more. Over time his suspension faded into curiosity for demons, and more importantly, this demon. He couldn't say when it happened, just one day he knew he was in love with him. At that point he didn't care, fuck heaven, if that was the only thing getting in the way of him and his beloved he didn't want any part of it

He didn't even say any goodbyes, just strolled into God's domain and told everyone that he was in love with a demon. It hurt, holy shit he didn't know anything could hurt so badly. He felt his halo crack like bone and his wings plucked and marred by his fall. Once it was over he set off to find Rory, ignoring his new found hunger and instead focusing on finding him him him him HIM HIM

Rory couldn't fucking believe it, Jack had talked about wanting to truly be with him but he never thought he'd actually do it. He's a laughing crying mess, telling Jack that he's the sweetest dumbest most beautiful man he'd ever met. Lucky for both of them rory had just come from a feeding so he had plenty to give to Jack during their first time

Rory didn't live anywhere at the time but he made due. He brought Jack out to a clearing in the forest and said "may God be my witness" before kissing him. They made love that night, under the stars and hopefully all those pricks in heaven. Jack wasn't holy anymore but who cares, now he can help people like he's always wanted, and he'll have Rory by his side

Forever

Ouaghhhhhhhhh I love this so much!!!!!! Their relationship is so good and cute and sweet and 🥺

[strawbfairyy]

#OUAGHHHHHHHHH #not the lin manuel miranda. ignoring that lmao Uh oh, why we ignoring the LMM?

absolutely not engaging in lmm discourse in the year of our bulb 2023

[lindwyrmrelinquished]

On the ask blog, Butler told us, once, that after he left the Wild West town, he and John John used to meet each other at halfway between the town and the mansion to talk and give each other things- John would give Butler milk, and in exchange, Butler would give him something good.

Do you reckon that the ghost of John John would still go to that same spot and wait for Bu? That even after death, after all these years, he would still leave town every so often to wait for Bu at their spot?

And do you think he'd still take milk with him, for Bu?

OUAGHHHHHHHHH THAT HURTS, YEP, YEP HE WOULD... OUGH GOD HE'S SEEKING OUT THE ONE HE CAN BARELY REMEMBER SO HE CAN FINALLY BE AT PEACE OH NO OH GOD OH F U C K

[lagomort]

sigma and reaper since uve been talking about them?

OUAGHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSS

Literally literally the ship of all time. Thank you for sending me an ask about them I have SO many opinions. So many thoughts. Open invitation to all the people of the world forever to send me asks about these two to give me an excuse to write thinkposts on this godawful Tumblr blog.

Yes I despise Activision Blizzard and haven't played Overwatch in years. Yes I love these two enough to have written over 150,000 unpublished words about them. We exist.

[yutadori]

i dont want to learn how to drive why can't i die instead

[yutadori]

my stomach hurts so bad what did i do to deserve this

[yutadori]

going crazy checking my email for job responses i hate you capitalism i hate you piss job market i hate you piss unemployment rate i hate you ghosting i hate this stupid baka world