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[dramioneasks]

The Shears of Fate - ottersholdinghands - E, one-shot - “Wh—wh—what is that?” Hermione tried to laugh to cover the awkwardness clearly present in her speech, but it came out as a strangled yelp. “Granger, I’m not so sure this hotel is for sleeping,” Draco said from behind her. She could practically hear the smirk in his voice. In which Hermione and Draco accidentally end up in a sex motel. But there's more than meets the eye.

[dhr-ao3]

The Shears of Fate

The Shears of Fate https://ift.tt/A8Rr9E5 by ottersholdinghands “Wh—wh—what is that?” Hermione tried to laugh to cover the awkwardness clearly present in her speech, but it came out as a strangled yelp. “Granger, I’m not so sure this hotel is for sleeping,” Draco said from behind her. She could practically hear the smirk in his voice. In which Hermione and Draco accidentally end up in a sex motel. But there's more than meets the eye. Words: 8516, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Crookshanks (Harry Potter) Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, background Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Additional Tags: Angst, at least that's the goal, Explicit Sexual Content, Sex Motel, Draco x Crookshanks, Ambiguous/Open Ending, crack if you squint, Unspeakable Draco Malfoy, Unspeakable Hermione Granger, Co-workers, Additional Warnings In Author's Note via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/UZpbGwM May 01, 2023 at 05:23AM

[hpcrackficfest]

HP Crack!Fic Fest 2022: Reveals!

And that's all they wrote, folks! To those who participated, y'all are seriously the absolute best. I had an awesome third year of HP Crack!Fic Fest, and I hope you all did too!

Now all of our lovely participants can thank people for their comments, show off (rightly) anywhere they social, and repost their works wherever they like!

MASTERLIST REVEALS

Title: Court Me! Author: Dark (Chelonie), Scarpath Rating: R

Title: Endurance for Hospitality Author: @diandrastrikesback Rating: NC-17

Title: “Former Headmaster,” oil (and occasionally mixed media) on canvas, 2010 Author: nocturn Rating: PG-13

Title: Shit Happens Author: @nv-md Rating: R

Title: Veridicere Author: @voldemorts-tap-shoes Rating: R

Title: Sweeter than Fiction Author: @adenei​ Rating: NC-17

Title: Oh, We Stamp and Crush Through the Underbrush Author: @miffmiff​ Rating: PG-13

Title: Go to Hell, Lucius Malfoy Author: @mumka-fanfic​ Rating: PG-13

Title: Severus Snape's Darkest Secret Author: @namara-ashina​ Rating: G

Title: Weasel Into Your Heart Author: @vitaminpops​ Rating: R

Title: Severus Snape, Yoga Teacher Author: @deliciousblizzardshark​ Rating: PG-13

Title: keeping score Author: @talkingtravesties​ Rating: NC-17

Title: not as intended Author: @fantasyborn​ Rating: G

Title: Behind Every Great Man… Is a Very Angry Hermione Granger Author: ottersholdinghands Rating: PG-13 Title: Yer A Muggle, Michael Author: Kenzlepuff Rating: PG-13

Title: Girl Boss Author: @edie-k​ Rating: PG-13

Title: Sabotaging Umbridge Author: @theslytheringurl​ Rating: R

Title: Always Knock Author: @celestemagnoliathewriter​ Rating: NC-17

Title: Bogle’d Down Author: @drwhoisginnyholmes​ Rating: G

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[otters-holding-hands]

To all the people who follow me for my writing,

I am sorry I havent been posting anything lately I’ve just been so busy with school work (yes its summer yes im doing school work yes its a mess) and I havent had time to just really work on my WIPS. But i hope to get to work on them again soon.

Thank you for your understanding.

love, @ottersholdinghands 

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[irishjaney]

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[dramioneasks]

Any fics with full body massages or at least butt massages. I really want to read Hermione rub all over Draco.

We have a tag: dramioneasks (tumblr.com)

But here are some more:

Coming by OneEqualTemper - E, one-shot - Draco is the King of Squirt. Or, at least, the character he’s playing is. Hermione is his willing subject.

Deep Heat by riafloss - T, one-shot - The war has been over for three years, which also means it’s been three years since Draco Malfoy left society behind and locked himself in his manor, riddled with guilt over his actions. Cut off from the outside world, the future seemed bleak and lonely. That is until The Letter arrived.

Draco Malfoy Loves Bath Bombs 🛀 by Bunnybunkins - M, one-shot - Draco enjoys some of his wife's magic bath balls.

Self(ish) Care by Bana_Bhuidseach, greyditto, iftreescouldspeak, Lookitsathrowaway, ottersholdinghands, quicknotesquim, SapphireBee, sugarquill94 - E, 9 chapters - When Hermione’s well-deserved spa day is rudely interrupted by one Draco Malfoy, she has to decide if relief from the stress from one too many late nights at the office is worth baring herself—literally—in front of her least-favourite coworker. [Or: The one where eight writers and two artists came together to serve you sweet and utter Dramione chaos.]

Relax for me by CosmicCthulhu - E, one-shot - Being the Head Auror can be quite stressful at times - especially when he had to deal with exasperated gits like Harry Potter all day long. Thankfully, Hermione is there to help Draco relax.

Let's Workshop This by RoseHarperMaxwell - M, one-shot - “'Cock', Granger? Unless Pansy gave you a very special assignment I'm not aware of, that's fairly salacious. Even by Prophet standards.” Hermione startled as soon as his voice broke the silence of their shared office, hunching over her desk instinctively. “What? No. I don't know what you're talking about.” “I’m wearing my glasses,” Draco said, amused by her denial. “I know what I saw.”   Hermione gets caught working on her "creative writing" project at the office, and Draco offers his assistance. Featuring: banter, sexual tension, and a drink or two to relax some inhibitions.

-Lisa

[jeffmanleycartoonist]

My heart is so full of love right now. #cartoonistlife #ottersholdinghands #otters

[hpcrackficfest]

FEST FIC: Behind Every Great Man… Is a Very Angry Hermione Granger (PG-13)

Title: Behind Every Great Man… Is a Very Angry Hermione Granger Author: ottersholdinghands Prompt: #85: Hermione realises the story of her life currently wouldn’t pass the Bechdel test. She’s determined to correct it. She ditches the boys, and recruits a lot (all?) of the female characters in the books to her crusade. Named and unnamed ones. Still, there’s an awful lot of talking about Harry Potter and You-Know-Who, so they still fail the Bechdel test. Gaaah! There’s nothing to it. They have to get rid of Voldemort. Rating: PG-13 Pairing(s): N/A Word Count: 10k Warning(s)/Content: N/A Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended. Summary: It’s Hermione Granger versus the Bechdel test. Who do you expect to win? Notes: Huge thank you to fangqueen for putting on this fest! And an extra big thanks to HourlyLawyer for the beta and fixing my inappropriate usage of the em dash. Any remaining mistakes you find are enthusiastically mine. Before reading this fic, it is expected you have an understanding of what the Bechdel test is. If not, hop on over to Wikipedia for a quick gander. (What? This fic has prerequisites?!) (Sorry, not sorry. I promise it’s worth your while.)

Read on AO3

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[emilytomasik]

Otters holding hands #281 - / - / #365daysofminiatures #365project #polymerclay #clayart #miniature #miniatureart #miniacs #etsy #handmade #makermade #happierhandmade #dailymini #otters #ottersholdinghands #seaotters #love #relationships #customartwork

[nicolelevyatkinson]

My otters are finished! #ottersholdinghands

[brownroundboi]

[Image: a chunky otter swims on his back. He wears glasses and a bowtie. The text next to him reads- "I am delighted to be your significant otter." Beneath text is a heart. // making winter gifts like this. #brownqueerlove #drawing #qtpoc #boi #ottersholdinghands]