#otp: parlie

[bobfloydsbabe]

" Why didn't you tell me? " for whoever you want!!

This has been sitting in my drafts for God knows how long and I have no idea which prompt meme it was for or when it was sent but here it is. Enjoy.

“What?”

Charlie rolled her eyes. “You heard me.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Because it’s none of your business.”

Peter’s eyes narrowed. “He beat me up!”

“That was your own fault,” she argued. “You’re the one who followed Tony headfirst into a fight you didn’t understand.”

Peter ran his hands over his face, groaning in frustration. “I can’t believe you didn’t tell me Captain America’s your dad.”

“It’s not relevant.”

He groaned again. “You’re impossible.”

“It’s not that hard to guess,“ she said and shrugged. “I didn’t get to be part of SHIELD because of my good looks. I was born into it.“

“You look seventeen,“ he argued, his voice dripping with exasperation.

Charlie snorted. “You look twelve.“

[icantlose]

B A S I C S

NAME:  Parli

ALIAS( ES ) / HANDLES:  8) 

ARE YOU OVER 18?  yes / no

IS YOUR MUSE?  yes / no / verse dependent

WHEN WAS YOUR BLOG ESTABLISHED? Sometime in like... 2014? Maybe? lol But then I deleted Wolf and Andross after throwing a tantrum and now of course I’m back because I can’t escape this hell. icantlose was reistablished on February 21st, 2017. lylat-ruler came the following March.

W R I T I N G

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU WRITE WITH ON THIS BLOG?

no ( anyone )  /  semi ( most people )  /  yes ( some people )  /  highly ( few people )  /  private ( mutuals only )

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU FOLLOW ON THIS BLOG?

no ( anyone )  /  semi ( most people ) /  yes ( some people ) /  highly ( few people )  /  private ( mutuals only )

IF YOUR MUSE IS CANON, HOW MUCH DO YOU ADHERE TO CANON?

not at all  / a little ( headcanons )  /  some  /  mostly /  strictly  /  not applicable

WHAT POST LENGTHS DO YOU WRITE?

one liners  /  single - para  /  multi - para / novella

DO YOU USE ICONS AND/OR GIFS?

no  /  yes ( gifs  /  icons  )

DO YOU WRITE ON OTHER PLATFORMS?

no  / yes

DO YOU WRITE PLOTTED OR/AND UNPLOTTED THREADS?

unplotted /  open - ended plots ( set up a meeting and see what happens ) /  semi - plotted ( one or two steps ahead )  / fully plotted epics ( plotted beginning, middle, and end )

HOW QUICKLY DO YOU USUALLY RESPOND TO THREADS?

very slow ( more than a month )  / slow ( 3-4 weeks )  /  average ( 1-2 weeks ) /  fast ( less than one week )  /  very fast ( less than three days )  /  it depends

WHAT TYPES OF THEMES DO YOU LIKE? ( feel free to add! )

fluff  /  angst /  violence  /  tragedy  /  domestic /  family  /  conversational

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? ( feel free to add! )

high fantasy  / supernatural  /  science fiction  /  historical  /  horror /  comedy  /  romantic / drama  /  action / adventure  /  espionage

ARE THERE ANY THEMES YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING ON YOUR BLOG? ( not triggers )

no  /  yes /  sometimes

DO YOU HAVE ANY TRIGGERS?  HOW DO YOU REQUEST IT TAGGED?

Nah fam. 

S H I P P I N G

WHAT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?

romantic  /  platonic  /  familial  /  enemies

WHAT TYPES OF PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?

romantic / platonic  /  familial  /  enemies

DO YOU HAVE OTPS?

no   /  yes

DO YOU HAVE NOTPS?

no  /  yes

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION?

heterosexual  /  heteroflexible  /  bisexual  /  pansexual  /  homoflexible  /  homosexual  /  demisexual  /  sapiosexual  /  asexual /

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S ROMANTIC ORIENTATION?

heteroromantic  /  heteroflexible  /  biromantic /  homoflexible  /  homoromantic  /  panromantic  / demiromantic  /  sapioromantic  /  aromantic /

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WRITING SMUT?

no  /  selectively  /  yes

Only with muns who are of legal age. Only with muses who are of legal age. 

HOW EARLY IN A RELATIONSHIP DO YOU SHIP ROMANTICALLY?

autoship  /  during plotting  /  after some ic interactions /  several ic interactions /  slow burn  /  never

ARE YOU OPEN TO TOXIC SHIPS?

no  /  selectively  /  yes

ARE YOU OPEN TO PROBLEMATIC SHIPS?

( incest, canon history, age difference, complicated, etc. )

absolutely not  /  selectively /  yes no incest, or child endagerment kthx

ARE YOU OPEN TO POLYSHIPPING?

no  / selectively  /  yes

ARE YOU AN EXCLUSIVE SHIPPER?

never  /  sometimes  /  yes

DOES CRACK SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN?

no  /  yes

TAGGED BY:  @leaderisms TAGGING: uh uh uh UH idk you do it 

[castielfromtheeastclouds]

spreading the Destiel-love

I truly believe fanfic writers are a gift to humanity. Fanfics are the best thing in the world when your OTP is sadly not canon. *sighs* That's why when I read something I really enjoy, as a non-native English speaker, my first thought is "I should share it with destiel-shippers from my country who don't speak English. THEY MUST KNOW!"

I fell in love with this fic and I'm currently translating it into italian (I've got permission from the author ♡) here on EFP. So if you are italian and ship Destiel, come and say hi! 

Sono fermamente convinta che chi scrive fanfiction è un regalo all'umanità. Le fanfiction sono la cosa più bella del mondo quando la tua OTP non è canon purtroppo. *sospira* È per questo che quando leggo qualcosa che mi piace davvero molto in inglese, la prima cosa che penso è "Anche le destiel-shipper che non parlano inglese devono leggere questa fic. DEVONO SAPERE!"

Mi sono innamorata di questa storia e la sto traducendo in italiano (con il permesso dell'autrice ♡) su EFP. Quindi se parli italiano e shippi Destiel, vieni a dare un'occhiata!