#otp: parlie

[bobfloydsbabe]

" Why didn't you tell me? " for whoever you want!!

This has been sitting in my drafts for God knows how long and I have no idea which prompt meme it was for or when it was sent but here it is. Enjoy.

“What?”

Charlie rolled her eyes. “You heard me.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Because it’s none of your business.”

Peter’s eyes narrowed. “He beat me up!”

“That was your own fault,” she argued. “You’re the one who followed Tony headfirst into a fight you didn’t understand.”

Peter ran his hands over his face, groaning in frustration. “I can’t believe you didn’t tell me Captain America’s your dad.”

“It’s not relevant.”

He groaned again. “You’re impossible.”

“It’s not that hard to guess,“ she said and shrugged. “I didn’t get to be part of SHIELD because of my good looks. I was born into it.“

“You look seventeen,“ he argued, his voice dripping with exasperation.

Charlie snorted. “You look twelve.“

[taniushka12]

Sending u Eiffel for the ask meme for old times sake 😘

for old times sake :’)

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual king i love him

Gender Headcanon: my gnder hc of him changes w/ the day bc he’s 100% a cis dude, but im trans so sometimes hes trans lmao (except post canon bc im embarrasingly attached to my post canon genderfluid eiffel hc u_u listen, women are great, there is nothing stopping post canon eiffel from being a woman sometimes, as a treat)

A ship I have with said character: MINKOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! min/ffel otp as you know i love thems o much 😔🤘😭💞 but other ships include! kepler!(!!!) hilbert! cutter! pryce! all deppending on the moment and au lmao 

A BROTP I have with said character: first and foremost minkowski bc god their friendship in the podcast makes me cry i love thems o much LIKE SO MUCH, but also i like his friendship w/ hera a lot!! they’re lovely :)

A NOTP I have with said character: hera bc i prefer them as a brotp, also lovelace, partly bc i hc her (her and also hera tbh) as a lesbian and parly bc just No

A random headcanon: he practically talks with his hand like he gesticulates Everything, even if you tie his hands up he’ll move around as he talks im dead set on this, this man needs to express himself !!! also he’s p good at putting nailpolish but his always look like shit bc hes always using his hands and also he lives on a trash heap on fire 😔 F

General Opinion over said character: _(:з)∠)_ .................................. kiki i could write entire essays over how much i love douglas f eiffel and how much he means to me and stuff, so im gonna be as short as i possibly can: i LOVE him, i love how a character that can be so SO dumb sometimes is still so so smart like!!! wait i have this screenshot saved on my drafts:

he just HAS walkie talkies he MADE!! cutter recluted him (decima business aside) Because he Knew about that.. space rele thingy! he SURVIVED ALONE IN SPACE FOR MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i LOVE how he’s SUCH A SHITTY LIER ITS HILARIOUS!! love how hes so integral to the team like hes so important like remember pan pan?? yeah, also love that thing he does when he makes minkowski laugh, god, i just went to the wiki im emotional abt eiffel’s and min’s relationship but anyway

ANYWAY i could keep writing but i would cry, bc i have big feelings abt eiffel, hes funny he can be a jerk hes dumb but hes so so smart too, hes the designed pacifist of the group bc he already caused so much pain to the people he loves........... _(:,3)∠)_

[send me a character and ill answer these!]

[icantlose]

B A S I C S

NAME:  Parli

ALIAS( ES ) / HANDLES:  8) 

ARE YOU OVER 18?  yes / no

IS YOUR MUSE?  yes / no / verse dependent

WHEN WAS YOUR BLOG ESTABLISHED? Sometime in like... 2014? Maybe? lol But then I deleted Wolf and Andross after throwing a tantrum and now of course I’m back because I can’t escape this hell. icantlose was reistablished on February 21st, 2017. lylat-ruler came the following March.

W R I T I N G

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU WRITE WITH ON THIS BLOG?

no ( anyone )  /  semi ( most people )  /  yes ( some people )  /  highly ( few people )  /  private ( mutuals only )

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU FOLLOW ON THIS BLOG?

no ( anyone )  /  semi ( most people ) /  yes ( some people ) /  highly ( few people )  /  private ( mutuals only )

IF YOUR MUSE IS CANON, HOW MUCH DO YOU ADHERE TO CANON?

not at all  / a little ( headcanons )  /  some  /  mostly /  strictly  /  not applicable

WHAT POST LENGTHS DO YOU WRITE?

one liners  /  single - para  /  multi - para / novella

DO YOU USE ICONS AND/OR GIFS?

no  /  yes ( gifs  /  icons  )

DO YOU WRITE ON OTHER PLATFORMS?

no  / yes

DO YOU WRITE PLOTTED OR/AND UNPLOTTED THREADS?

unplotted /  open - ended plots ( set up a meeting and see what happens ) /  semi - plotted ( one or two steps ahead )  / fully plotted epics ( plotted beginning, middle, and end )

HOW QUICKLY DO YOU USUALLY RESPOND TO THREADS?

very slow ( more than a month )  / slow ( 3-4 weeks )  /  average ( 1-2 weeks ) /  fast ( less than one week )  /  very fast ( less than three days )  /  it depends

WHAT TYPES OF THEMES DO YOU LIKE? ( feel free to add! )

fluff  /  angst /  violence  /  tragedy  /  domestic /  family  /  conversational

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? ( feel free to add! )

high fantasy  / supernatural  /  science fiction  /  historical  /  horror /  comedy  /  romantic / drama  /  action / adventure  /  espionage

ARE THERE ANY THEMES YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING ON YOUR BLOG? ( not triggers )

no  /  yes /  sometimes

DO YOU HAVE ANY TRIGGERS?  HOW DO YOU REQUEST IT TAGGED?

Nah fam. 

S H I P P I N G

WHAT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?

romantic  /  platonic  /  familial  /  enemies

WHAT TYPES OF PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?

romantic / platonic  /  familial  /  enemies

DO YOU HAVE OTPS?

no   /  yes

DO YOU HAVE NOTPS?

no  /  yes

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION?

heterosexual  /  heteroflexible  /  bisexual  /  pansexual  /  homoflexible  /  homosexual  /  demisexual  /  sapiosexual  /  asexual /

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S ROMANTIC ORIENTATION?

heteroromantic  /  heteroflexible  /  biromantic /  homoflexible  /  homoromantic  /  panromantic  / demiromantic  /  sapioromantic  /  aromantic /

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WRITING SMUT?

no  /  selectively  /  yes

Only with muns who are of legal age. Only with muses who are of legal age. 

HOW EARLY IN A RELATIONSHIP DO YOU SHIP ROMANTICALLY?

autoship  /  during plotting  /  after some ic interactions /  several ic interactions /  slow burn  /  never

ARE YOU OPEN TO TOXIC SHIPS?

no  /  selectively  /  yes

ARE YOU OPEN TO PROBLEMATIC SHIPS?

( incest, canon history, age difference, complicated, etc. )

absolutely not  /  selectively /  yes no incest, or child endagerment kthx

ARE YOU OPEN TO POLYSHIPPING?

no  / selectively  /  yes

ARE YOU AN EXCLUSIVE SHIPPER?

never  /  sometimes  /  yes

DOES CRACK SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN?

no  /  yes

TAGGED BY:  @leaderisms TAGGING: uh uh uh UH idk you do it 

[castielfromtheeastclouds]

spreading the Destiel-love

I truly believe fanfic writers are a gift to humanity. Fanfics are the best thing in the world when your OTP is sadly not canon. *sighs* That's why when I read something I really enjoy, as a non-native English speaker, my first thought is "I should share it with destiel-shippers from my country who don't speak English. THEY MUST KNOW!"

I fell in love with this fic and I'm currently translating it into italian (I've got permission from the author ♡) here on EFP. So if you are italian and ship Destiel, come and say hi! 

Sono fermamente convinta che chi scrive fanfiction è un regalo all'umanità. Le fanfiction sono la cosa più bella del mondo quando la tua OTP non è canon purtroppo. *sospira* È per questo che quando leggo qualcosa che mi piace davvero molto in inglese, la prima cosa che penso è "Anche le destiel-shipper che non parlano inglese devono leggere questa fic. DEVONO SAPERE!"

Mi sono innamorata di questa storia e la sto traducendo in italiano (con il permesso dell'autrice ♡) su EFP. Quindi se parli italiano e shippi Destiel, vieni a dare un'occhiata!