#otp: how's the weather? I hate dogs

[strawbrygashez]

Under the cut is questions and answers to some otp prompts I gathered. They are for Fillmore x Gnarly bc no one cares enough about the ship to ask me questions about them 💀💀

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• Who fell for the other first?

Fillmore totally fell in love first. I think Gnarly knew of Fillmore but didn’t think much of him tbh. He thought his style was kinda cool and wouldn’t hate talking to him but he just didn’t think much about him. For Fillmore, it was pretty much love at first sight.

• Who made the first move?

While I think Fillmore would have been the first one to try to start a conversation, Gnarly is the one who would have to make the first real ‘romantic’ move. Fillmore is too awkward to do it himself.. and or he’d do something he thought was an ‘move’ but Gnarly misses it because Fillmore is so awkward/weird about it.

I haven’t thought too much about what the first move Gnarly would exactly do is but maybe something like holding Fillmores hand while they walk because Fillmore keeps bumping his hand on his.. hm 🤔

• What personality trait do they love the most about each other?

Gnarly loves how weird and off putting Fillmore is. Gnarly has just always found himself enjoying the company of ‘weirdos’ and loners most his entire life. He also is entertained by how passionate Fillmore is about his interests even if he himself doesn’t believe in all of his conspiracy theories.

Fillmore loves how effortlessly cool Gnarly is. Even taking away the crushing aspect, I think Fillmore genuinely would look up to him in a few ways. Like yeah Fillmore has fun freaking people out by screaming about conspiracies but he also dreams about successfully pulling off the ‘mysterious bad boy vibe’ like Gnarly 💀 but a few things are stopping him.. (mostly the mental illness)

• What are things they don’t agree on?

Conspiracy theories

Extremely g0rey movies & extreme metal music (Gnarly loves them)

Weather preferences. (Gnarly loves winter, Fillmore doesn’t because he always feels cold no matter the time of year. Winter just makes it worse)

The Smiling Friends (Gnarly doesn’t hate them as much as Grim does but he still thinks they are lame)

How many blankets should be on the bed. (Gnarly would be fine with a super thin blanket with holes in it while Fillmore could sleep with every single blanket he can get his hands on in the house)

• Love Language, Flirting Style, bigger tease?

Fillmore in my mind is terrible at flirting. He can barely even do it if he tries. Most of the time whatever comes out of his mouth that’s supposed to be ‘flirting’ might come off as creepy or just weird. Hes better at flustering Gnarly when he doesn’t think of what he’s doing as ‘flirting’. Like when he just genuinely speaks from his heart or puts a lot of effort in to show that he cares about him, that gets to Gnarly a lot more than just some odd ‘flirting’ line. So I guess his main love languages are acts of service and words of affirmations.. OH yeah Fillmore complements him lots :) for his looks, stuff he does, and how.. he smells (ew)

Gnarly is a horn dog IMO!!!!!!!!!! His flirting is really blunt and freaky.. and he’s the ‘bigger tease’ between the two. He doesn’t even need to do or say much to have Fillmore swooning tho tbh. But when he does flirt it’s like.. really just saying what he wants to do with him once they are done with whatever bullshit they have to do during the day 💀 He’s big on physical touch also. Half the time he doesn’t even think about it when he puts his arm around him and whatnot.

• How do they comfort each other?

Fillmore can NOT tell Gnarly he learned his comforting techniques from Pim because Gnarly would probably get even more frustrated that they work LOL but yeah he learned a lot from Pim back when him & Pim were in high school together and Pim helped him through breakdowns and panic attacks.

Gnarly prefers to have space when he’s upset and Fillmore will respect that. He’ll use what he’s learned from Pim once Gnarly has calmed down a bit which usually includes them talking it out. If Gnarly doesn’t feel like talking about whatever happened in the moment, Fillmore is fine with just being there for him and taking care of him.

Gnarly is so bad at comforting others but he tries if he REALLY cares about the other person. In the beginning when Fillmore would have a breakdown, Gnarly would just be like “uh..I guess I’ll head out then so you can deal with whatever this is..” 🤦‍♀️ Eventually when Fillmore starts begging him to not leave him when he’s like that, Gnarly will get more used to at least being near him when he’s upset.. and then he slowly learns that he doesn’t even really need to talk it out with him. Fillmore is someone who just needs help getting grounded in reality sometimes so something as simple as Gnarly holding his hand is enough to somewhat calm him down. And if the relationship gets SUPER serious,, Gnarly will email Pim ONCE to ask for some advice and what worked the best to help Fillmore in the past. He threatens Pim not to tell anyone about the email though. If Fillmore realizes what Gnarly must have done to know what used to help him in the past and points it out, Gnarly is quick to tell him to shut up 🤭

• Who’s more sentimental?

Gnarly tho he’d never admit it.

• What happens if the other is sick?

Fillmore is there for him 24/7. He doesn’t care if he gets sick. Hes either running around getting stuff for him or is cuddled up in bed hugging him all the same if that’s what Gnarly wants.

Gnarly also will get him things but probably won’t be so quick to be all up on him. Hes mumbling ‘ew’ when Fillmore sneezes or something and tells him he looks like shit (so sweet 😍). He’ll leave the door open so Fillmore can yell for him if he needs to while he’s off in the living room doing whatever.

• Do they get along with each others family/friends?

Gnarly doesn’t care much for Pim or the UFO group. Hes not gonna be terrible to them really. Hes just gonna kinda mostly ignore them and would probably just be on his phone for the most part.

Fillmore wants Grim to like him but Grim finds his obnoxious and his romance with Gnarly, cringe.

And if we are going with the theory that James might be Gnarlys brother, James would pick on Fillmore and keep asking stuff like “Where the hell did you find this freak?”

• A song that perfectly describes their relationship?

Love at first fright by Murderdolls

• Favorite games to play with each other?

Mortal Kombat, Postal (they take turns), Guitar Hero, Doom.

• Who uses more emojis?

Oh god. Fillmore. Almost every text he sends has a emoji at the end.

Gnarly uses them mostly in a dad way like sending 👍 👎

• Who’s a light sleeper?

Fillmore. He jumps a lot at every sound during the night. Gnarly has to sling an arm over him to get him to stop moving so much and to stay in bed.

•Pet names/nicknames?

Cringe warning for this. I think it would be funny if Gnarly randomly called him Philly Cheesesteak once, found it amusing and then started calling him Philly or Phil from then on. He has him saved as ‘Philly Cheesesteak 🖤’ in his phone.

Fillmore doesn’t really call Gnarly anything crazy besides sweetheart maybe lol

• Who’s more possessive/jealous/protective?

Fillmore ‘knows’ everyone is just dying to have Gnarly as their boyfriend but is actually pretty chill unless he thinks Gnarly is actually flirting with someone back. If he thinks something like that is happening, he’d try to drag him off.

Gnarly is protective of Fillmore more than he is possessive ?? I guess. Like he knows most people would be quick to give Fillmore shit for the way he acts and whatnot so he’s always on guard in public with him. If someone looks at Fillmore wrong he’ll stare them down until they get uncomfortable enough to look away.

I also can see Fillmore being kinda guillble so if Gnarly thinks someone is trying to mess with him, he’ll have the same protective feeling come over him.

(Ok that’s enough for now.. I answered more than I thought I would 💀)

[xandylytex]

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Summary: After everything that's happened in their Junior year, Santana struggles to determine if she and Brittany are officially dating. Set sometime between 3x03 and 3x04. Written for Brittana’s 6th Anniversary. 

Warning: There’s smut. There always is, I guess?

A/N: I had a lot of feelings about canon. ;o;

On ffn. I know no one uses ffn anymore, okay? D: Eventually I’ll move to AO3 or whatever the Next Big Thing is at that time.... once I figure out how to use it. >:[ 

[sweeethinny]

OTP Ask> Hinny: 2, 5 & 51

hi anon, thank you! <3

What would they do if the other woke in a manic state after a nightmare?

I think Harry needs silence and a hug, Ginny just pulls him close and makes sure he realizes he's safe and that she's there for him Ginny, on the other hand, I think she needs him, but in addition to hugging, to keep talking to her, so Harry will remind her that he's there, but he'll also talk about something ordinary about his day, remind her of some good story between the two of them that will make her laugh, and talk until she fell asleep again or calmed down completely.

Describe their cozy night in.

Harry making dinner, Ginny sitting next to him telling him about her day and making him laugh with the gossip about her teammates, she serves them with wine, Harry starts making her laugh because he insists that all food is an aphrodisiac as long as you drink wine She will keep trying to help him but Harry will keep saying that dinner is special to her so she just has to sit and look pretty while waiting, Ginny will say he always says that (and he does) They go to eat, some music playing on the radio, they talk about everything, about their future - if they already have children, they talk about them, about some worries, some victories, some gossip… - about them, about the country house they want to build because they deserve a place where no one can find them, Harry says he's going to buy a boat (and at some point he does), Ginny says he doesn't even know how to fish… Dessert is something Harry saw in a book, because one day while waiting as long on a mission to capture a wizard, he hid in a bookstore and ended up buying this book and now he tries to make all the 1,000+ desserts that are there, and Ginny never complains (only when he uses coconut, she doesn't like coconut) They laugh, drinking another wine that she bought on a trip she took with the Harpies or that someone gave them as a gift. If it's summer and they're already living in their house, they'll go to the back of the garden, sit on the couch that Harry bought on an impulse purchase as soon as the war ended because he wanted to have something of his own, sitting on the porch If it's winter, Ginny will have light the fireplace and they'll be in the living room, lying together on the sofa, under a blanket she bought as soon as they moved in together. Regardless of the weather, they'll be talking and flirting quietly with each other as if they're not alone, because they're used to always being surrounded by people, so Ginny starts to say that she loves him, because she feels so happy there and so complete it almost hurts. Harry will repeat that he was sure he loved her before he even knew what love was, and was just a teenager too confused to understand his own feelings. And they'll be there, together, whether it's under the covers in the living room in front of the fireplace, wine finished and cheeks flushed, or on the garden porch, Ginny with her legs in Harry's lap, body warm, under the starry sky, listening to the their dog, Sir, playing around while their cat, Khaleesi is lying nearby, probably lying by the tree that after a few years, when they had kids, Harry built a tree house. Anyway, they are together and with no intention of leaving each other.

What’s a non verbal way they say I love you?

Harry is doing things that Ginny likes; food, wearing an outfit she bought him and he doesn't even like it that much, but she is so happy when he wears it, going with her to some places he wouldn't normally go just because she said she doesn't want to feel alone.. Ginny is for the touch; she is going to learn how to cut Harry's hair because during a mission he got hurt and had to stay at home for a while, which made him start to hate the length of his hair and she wanted to help him with that, she goes to hug him him and say nothing after a nightmare, or when he just needs it, she will hold his hand during funerals (unfortunately, even after the war, they still go on some… Aurors..) and during Ministry events that Harry just wanted to be home.

[propheciesanddreams]

Hiii I'll ask

48) Who's the better driver? 26) What are their vices? 42) What's their favorite type of weather to enjoy together? (getting snowed in together, watching thunderstorms, etc.)

for Jegulus and 38) Who is more sexually experimental? Who's more vanilla? 8) What happens if one of them gets sick?

for Wolfstar

OTP ask game

Jegulus

48- James. Regulus can't drive for shit and he also doesn't care to drive much so he makes everyone else drive for him. I also think they'd move to a city so he takes a lot of public transit in muggle AUs or apparates/floos in magical stories.

26- I'm not good with knowing what vices are? Like I had to just google that. Reg smokes particularly in his college years, less so in adulthood but he'll smoke if someone else is. Idk if this counts as a vice but I can see James giving in to laziness really easily. He's fit and does all the exercise and health and whatnot but he also could watch YouTube videos for 5 hours straight and not even realize it.

42- awww so I see Reggie has winter and James as summer but together I think they really like those early spring mornings when it's still really crisp in the air because winter hasn't quite left yet, like you can still see your breath, but there's beginning to be flowers on the trees and they'll sit on their patio or balcony and have tea and breakfast.

Wolfstar

38- neither of them are vanilla in my headcanons. They both bring ideas/new kinks to the other but maybe Sirius brings forth more and Remus is always up for trying it out. What I think is funny is *how* they would bring it up cause Sirius would wait until they were laying in bed at night or something and then like a puppy dog excitedly tell Moony his ideas whereas Remus would be completely nonchalant about it over the breakfast table and then laugh at how it affected Sirius and say something like "guess that's a yes then" or what have you but then just kiss his cheek and leave for work.

8- Remus is used to sick and Sirius is used to caring for him. It's very important to me that Remus is chronically ill/disabled in every muggle AU and that lycanthropy does impact his life in magical AUs. Remus tries to push himself though and Sirius is like "under no circumstances! back in bed!" Sirius on the other hand rarely gets sick and HATES it! He is not a good patient, he could have his leg broken and still trying to walk around on it. He gets guilty because he doesn't want Remus taking care of him but Remus loves to care for him. After all, what's a better way to spend a day than curled up in bed/on the couch with Sirius, likely reading a book or something.

[astoryinred]

For 50 OTP Asks, 16, 18, 32

And I am doing this for 3 pairings (Mirasol/Gabriel, Isadora/Mark, Marcelina/Emil)

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?

- Gabriel is extremely traumatized by thunderstorms since they remind him too much of Typhoon Haiyan. Mirasol just sighs and brings out the 'kusikus' blankets when the weather gets rough. The kusikus pattern is supposed to ward off ill weather and bad spirits, so she holds to that.

This is how the kusikus pattern looks.

- Isadora hates thunderstorms since she does remember nearly being stranded in school thanks to Typhoon Ketsana. She is the type who'll wall herself off in a room on hearing the first crash of thunder. Mark is hearing impaired and is unfazed.

- Emil dislikes thunderstorms since thunderstorms mean traffic in the city. Marcelina just worries that this means more flash floods, and will likely start packing relief goods once the flood alerts come.

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?

- Mirasol likes all animals but is keeping plants for now. Gabriel wouldn't mind getting a cat somewhere down the road

- Isadora and Mark are both dog persons

- Emil is a dog person, Marcelina doesn't trust herself with pets.

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?

- This is basically how Mirasol and Gabriel met. It was after typhoon Haiyan, he was bedraggled and entering a cafe. Mirasol bought him some coffee and they got around to talking late into the night. Conversation is a cornerstone of their relationship

- Isadora loves to talk and psychoanalyze. Mark, not as much. He's more likely to want to drink away stuff or work out.

- Emil is the type to pry more into the personal and random trivia and issues. Marcelina loves talking about issues, but will veer away from the personal. Any question about her family drama ends the conversation.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #375

“why do i see her, the never-ending night  /  why do i see her, wearing nothing but the dark?”

Who’s one person who changed how you viewed something? I hold Rhett & Link responsible for "curing" my homophobia. I went through a phase where I shipped them like CRAZY, and they're still my "OTP," and it really made me question why I had such a disgusting belief. The switch was officially flipped when listening to their podcast with Hannah Hart, who discussed growing up as a lesbian surrounded by homophobia. Let me tell you, it felt fucking good to let that repulsive belief go. It was my former religion that tied me to it, but it could no longer be an excuse to me, even when I stayed Christian a while longer. And here I am now as a bisexual woman who wants to deck younger me dead in the face. :') Were you ever scared of driving? What scared you about it? I am TERRIFIED of driving. I'm most scared of getting in a wreck and killing somebody, something I would never. Ever. Ever. Forgive myself for. I'm also petrified of, once again, getting in a wreck and I wind up paralyzed from the neck down. The most memorable time that you skipped school, what did you do? Nothing very exciting. What was the last topic you did thorough research on? Why? Toxic masculinity for an essay in college. What is a dish you absolutely love, but hate to prepare yourself? I don't cook, so. Of the many different American accents, which one is your favorite? New York. Is there anything hanging from the doorknob in your room? No. Why did you move to where you’re living now? Because we had to get out of our former house because the growing mold problem was a health hazard (especially for Mom, given her then-recent cancer diagnosis), and our family friend newly owned this house as a part of the former resident's will. Said resident knew Mom as well and the house problems, so she wanted Tobey to help us into this house anyway. What’s your opinion on wearing pajamas in public? Do you yourself do that? I literally couldn't care less. I do it a lot. Do you usually fill up at the same gas station? No; Mom just pays attention to the price. Are you currently looking for a new job? No. I don't plan to until I'm done with TMS therapy. Are any of your relatives musicians? No. Have you ever had an asthma attack? Thank goodness no. My mom has asthma and I have seen her have an attack, so I know they're terrifying. Have you ever been in a hospital and not felt safe? There was one occasion during a psych hospital stay that my roommate had WILD anger issues. She would explode out of seemingly NOWHERE, to the point once or twice she had to be put in solitary because she would literally scream and damage shit, like throwing tables and such. She scared the piss out of me to the point I finally plucked up the courage to tell the nurses that I needed a different room. What’s the highest fever you’ve ever had? I don't remember. Have you ever been hospitalized for a day or more? At psych hospitals. I think my shortest visit was just shy of a week. Have you ever had surgery? Two. Are you lonely? I'm admittedly very lonely. Are you mad at someone right now? No. Do you eat late at night? I sometimes need a small midnight or so snack because I cannoooooooot sleep when my stomach is growling. If I'm in basically any sort of discomfort, I have extreme trouble sleeping. Who do you miss? A lot of people. I miss Jason, Megan, Mini, Hannia, Emily, Journee... I don't feel like dwelling on those I've lost. Who do you admire most? Mark. If you could transform into any animal what would it be and why? Maybe a cat. Quick, agile, stealthy, majestic, well-equipped to defend itself... sounds pretty good. Are you more artistic or mathematical? Definitely more artistic. Which supermarket do you usually shop at? Wal-Mart. When was the last time you went to McDonald’s? I'm not sure, but it's been a while. Maybe around a month. What was the last chocolate bar you ate? I believe I had a 3 Musketeers because I was really craving one. Who was the last person you talked to on Skype/video chat? The woman who was doing my evaluation to determine if I was a good fit for TMS therapy. Can you remember the first time you ever talked to the person you love/like? Does he/she remember? I think I might have a vague idea, but I don't really remember. Would you be able to have a relationship with someone you didn’t find attractive, if they had a nice personality and treated you well? Yep. It sounds cheesy, but I do mean it when I say a beautiful inside blossoms into the body itself for me personally. Does the last person you kissed have brown eyes? Yes. Have you ever really liked someone to begin with, then changed your mind about them? I guess you could say Girt, because I had a pretty big crush on him when I started HS. We were just friends for way too long that when we finally dated years upon years later, it felt much too weird. He really was my "brother from another mother" by that point. Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to spend the rest of their life with you? Aaaaand he left. :^) If you decided to dye your hair, would you choose to go lighter or darker? Lighter. I want to dye my hair pastel colors so very badly. Do you know what the Enneagram is and if so, what’s your type? INFP. Do you listen to Mayday Parade? I only know "Terrible Things," which I positively adore. Do you have trouble falling asleep at night? I have an extremely hard time sleeping at night. It's honestly one reason I sometimes sleep so much during the day. Are you on a laptop, desktop or phone/iPod? A laptop. Have you ever been so angry that you screamed out of nowhere? I've screamed into a pillow. What’s the longest movie you’ve ever watched? I dunno, maybe over three hours? What was the last thing you watched on Netflix or Hulu? I have no clue. What do you think about your current relationship status? I mean I miss being in love and having someone who sees a future with me, but I know in the deepest part of me that it's wiser that I stay single until I figure some things out. Of most concern, I don't have a job or even a confident sign I'll have one soon, I'm not in school headed for a career, I don't drive, I don't cook... I'm a liability, financially and in other ways. It wouldn't be fair to my partner or even myself to go into a relationship with a heavy risk of heartbreak because I'm taking too long to get to where I want to be. I'm 25 now - if/when I get into a relationship, I want forever, and I'm not wasting time on anyone for almost inevitable failure as romantic partners. I want to AT LEAST have a steady job before I enter another relationship. How many people have you kissed? Three or four. Do you go out on dates? I have no one to go on a date with. Do you kiss on the first date? I never have and probably wouldn't, but I guess if things went very well and I was really into the person, maybe I would. What’s the farthest you’ve gone with someone? Doing to do. Would you rather receive a stuffed animal, flowers, or chocolate? I'd really appreciate any. I think flowers are sorta overrated though honestly, like someone ripped some healthy flowers from their roots and doomed them to a quickly-approaching death, but society still has a part of me thinking "oh that's sweet." I think more than anything, I'd be crazy over a meerkat plushy. Or would expensive jewelry just be fine? You really don't have to do that for me; I don't really wear much jewelry at all anyway. Odds are you'd be wasting your money. What’s the cheesiest romantic gift you’ve ever received? I don't know. Do you like romantic poetry? Yessssssssss. Have you ever been rickrolled? I'm unsure. Do you like bologna? Yeah. It was my favorite lunch meat as a kid. Have you ever had a nose bleed? Yes. Have you ever puked on a fair ride before? No, because I don't go on rides that generally induce that sort of risk. What animals have you ridden? Just ponies. What is your parents' idea of grounding you? Taking away my access to the computer. Dragons or unicorns? Dragons! Do you wish vampires existed? Uh, no. At the moment what is your favorite song? I'm going through another phase of really digging "Castle of Glass" by Linkin Park. Have you ever been pantsed? No. What is your favorite magazine? I don’t read any. Did you ever like Barbies? Do you currently like Barbies? I never really was, I just played with them when my little sister wanted to. I was more into playing with my dinosaurs and Pokemon and stuff. I'm not into them now, either. What’s your favorite hit song right now? I don't know what songs are "hits" right now. What’s your favorite element? (fire, water, air) Fire, aesthetically. Have you ever been to a wild party? Nah. Do you put on a robe when it’s cold? I don't own a robe. Is the last person you kissed gay? She's demisexual. What breed was the last dog you saw? She's some sort of hound mix. We think there might be dalmatian in her, too. What type of day are you having? It's been all right. I'm just REALLY not feeling this damn heat. Driving an hour and back to the TMS office in a car that has no A/C is agony. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? It's been pierced multiple times, and I want to do it again, but this time with a nostril hoop versus a stud so the goddamn thing stays in. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? I have an incredibly strong preference for cold weather. Fuck the heat. Like just 70*F is "too hot" to me. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My mom. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? No. Do you like rain? Yes, but I don't like being caught out in it. I just like looking at and listening to it. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Yep. Do you like to cuddle? If I really like you and it's not too hot, yeah. Are you shy? I'm excruciatingly shy. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Hunny, I'd do that for free. Which do you like better- zebra print or leopard print? I'm not really a fan of either particular pattern on anything but the animal. Do you have any stickers on your car? I don't have my own car, but Mom has one that allows her to park in her old school's parking lot. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? No. My sister Misty, tho

[honeydots]

Goro/Ryuji

How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET? - What non sexual activities do they like to do together? Ryuji is dead set on making Goro Really Really Good at the batting cages. they do not talk about when a fast moving ball hit Goro in the nose and blood got everywhere, and they also dont talk about how Ryuji still dragged him out to get ramen afterwards - Who does chores around the house? both, but they have different methods/different definitions of ‘done,’ so they are in a loop of continually doing everything over for each other  - Who’s the better cook? RYUJI is this even a QUESTION - Who’s the funniest drunk? Ryuji partially bc i think Goro would avoid drinking enough to where hes not completely in his right mind - Do they have kids? Ryuji would be the sweetest dad in the world. yes.  - Do they have any traditions? all holidays are had at Ryuji’s mom’s house. both by insistence of Ryuji and Ms. Sakamoto herself. (and Goro really doenst actually mind, he means it, why are you assuming he hates your mother, Ryuji) - What do they fight about? the chores, their own goddamn morals, the fucking weather. they tend to get in arguments. its fine.  - What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one) i think Ryuji would be bothered by the fact that it isnt the most popular, but Goro would be like “yeah seems right”  - Who cried at the end of Marley and me? Ryuji got misty and Goro says it didnt get to him but it fucking did but it will take more than a sad dog movie to open up his teargates  - Who always wins at Mario kart? Goro is so bad at video games. Ryuji wins every time, and Goro gets pissed whenever Ryuji feels guilty and lets him win. dont be a fucking coward, Ryuji - One thing I like about this ship? the dynamic i will admit is absolutely hilarious. also the idea of Goro wearing Ryuji’s purple jacket makes me soft  - One thing I don’t like about the ship? this is a ship where just as people they get in actual+legitimate arguments often, and that isnt something im a big fan of in ships  - The song I would say fits them? Always Coming Back by One Ok Rock - Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space) Goro’s initial disinterest in Ryuji all changed the day he saw Ryuji’s biceps and he spent an evening being like, “hm. okay so is he really intolerable or am i just being too hard on him? he certainly isn’t that bad? maybe we can bond at the gym, or the beach, or whatever other situation i can get him in where his shirt off”

[vergilboyfriend]

You should do all of them questions and 90 is true

I love you!!!!

1. Favorite instrument?

I work at a music store u can’t just ask me this. When my coworkers play it’s the saxophone or the flute, when the boys in the repair shop are testing repairs and they harmonize with each other or try to outplay one another it’s the bassoon or the trombone or whatever they’re fixing at the moment. When I hear 🎺 give his lesson on Wednesday afternoons it’s the trumpet, and when I think about middle school it’s the clarinet, the flute, the French horn. When I hear the nutcracker pas des deux is the oboe and when I hear edith piaf l’accordeoniste it’s the remarkable human voice. Really my favorite instrument is all of them, it just depends.

2. Favorite fic trope? Mutual pining 🥺

3. Sport you played for the longest amount of time? LMAO I wasn’t a sporty kid but I did ballet

4. Shoe size? 10-11

5. Most recent (good) dream? Uhh I had a dream last night about my coworker 🎹 it wasn’t bad though I can’t really remember what it was about

6. Last person in your DMs? smugg

7. Can you do a handstand? Nooo nooo lmaoo nooooo

8. Unpopular food opinion I don’t like oranges or red meat

9. Conspiracy you believe in? There’s some kind of weird weather dome in my hometown around the military base that makes most storms pass around us

10. Is your hair its natural color/style? Most of it is I dyed the bottom layer of my hair tho so it’s blonde rn

11. state a useless fact all that’s coming to mind is outright lies rn hold on. The inventor of pringles is buried in a pringles can that’s so fucking nasty omg

12. most interesting gossip you’ve heard? Idk I don’t really care for gossip uhhhh have u heard tho rin dippindogs is a huge gay hah she uhh she like men AND women lmao gaaay gaaaay

13. Middle name? Carolyn

14. Sexuality? Bisexual

15. Amount of sleep you got last night? Idk actually I think like 9-10 hrs tho I slept in until 11

16. Opinion on ice cream cake? Tasty!!!

17. Opinion on (cup)cake frosting? It’s depends buttercream is usually too sweet for me in large amounts so I prefer whipped cream frosting

18. Last board game you played? Idk??? We played hunt a killer tho last Thursday me n my family I guess that counts kinda

19. Project you want to start? I need ideas first baby

20. Project you’re working on right now? HAHAHAHAHAHA

21. TV show you’re watching? nothing rn I just rewatch bojack a lot if I watch anything

22. Last movie you watched? Lego batman I think

23. Ever left anon hate? Not legit hate

24. Ever left anon love? Yes all the time. Sometimes to strangers it’s my favorite thing to do

25. Best Disney movie? The princess and the frog

26. Best Pixar movie? Soul or Up I can’t decide

27. Best Star Wars? Um. Empire strikes back

28. Last thing you consumed? Fuit gumy

29. NoTP? Idk I don’t really hate ships unless they’re gross like pedophilic gross

30. story behind your (nick)name? When I was a fetus my great grandfather had a dream that my name should be Carolyn Marie but my parents were huge dweebs so they named me Marina after the actress of Deanna Troi in Star Trek. Idk about my nickname ive just always been Rina/Rin as long as I can remember

31. ice cream order? Lately it’s lemon sorbetto I know it’s SO high in sugar but I love it

32. describe your blog in <5 words I love you

33. how many blogs do you follow? 436

34. Describe your voice it depends usually I sound like a sick child but my customer service voice is really pleasant

35. Describe your smile it’s cute :)

36. What is the place you live known for? LMAOOO LMAO we have a military base nearby and like. I could go on abt that one but also like. There’s a lot of gang violence and a lot of the other consequences of poverty. People from the cities around us see us as “””ghetto””” or violent but it’s just. It’s more than that it’s always more than that. And idk what else there’s nothing really particularly special about this town except that we’re all here and not anywhere else

37. What is the place you’re originally from known for? (if they’re different)

38. pronouns? she/any idc

39. Languages you speak? English

40. first friend you made through tumblr? Idk. I probably don’t talk to them anymore :(

41. Person on tumblr you know in real life? my brother

42. First dog breed you think of shih tzu I have 2 next to me rn

43. room wall color? Purble!!!! The paint color is called grape juice that’s why I picked it!!!

44. Song that’s stuck in your head right now? It’s tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that’s right on time it’s trickyyyyy

45. Favorite number? 5, 34

46. Color you associate with your name? Red

47. Favorite jolly rancher flavor?watermelon

48. Pets? 2 dogs rocket and groot and 4 cats loki danni who r from the same litter and we raised from kittens, miss kitty who we adopted from a shelter after my boy blue moon passed away and ben (his real name is Kylo Ren thanks to my mom but I refuse to call him that) he is my little baby and he has 7 toes on his front paws

49. Collections? Hot wheels

50. Character outside of your fandom you’d marry? Girl what lmaooo idk

51. Character outside of your fandom you’d kill? That’s mean :(

52. Have you met any celebrities? NO thank god id have to kill on sight

53. Favorite time period in history? Itslian Renaissance & Romantic Era

54. What time is it right now? 2:35 am oops

55. History or future? Future but like . A good one. Or prehistory

56. Space or ocean? Space

57. Fears? Abandonment

58. Command + v and post. It’s this list of questions u don’t want that

59. Favorite season? Spring

60. Describe your aesthetic. Messy just a mess, neon and old buildings and things, antiques, countryside if there weren’t so many trump pence flags still lmaoo give uppp give up, nature just al of nature and space and places humans can’t touch and places they used to touch but can’t anymore

61. MBTI? Infp but I haven’t taken it in a few years

62. What’s your relationship with your family like? Normal.

63. “Biggest fan” in your tumblr activity? I’m in mobile hold on acc to tumblr it’s akky

64. Favorite musical? Sweeney todd

65. Comfort book? Idk how to read 💔💔💔 wuthering heights tho

66. Comfort movie? Whisper of the heart

67. OTP? Girl idk

68. BroTP? Joey and Tristan yugioh

69. AUs or canon compliant? Canon ig idk

70. Opinion on the person who’s sending the ask? It’s an anon!! But I love them

71. FMK + 3 characters anon didnt leave any characters and I was going to say something very bad but I won’t

72. Dream date? I’ve wanted to do this for a while but ideally it would be after we’d been together a while maybe even engaged or whatever, I wanna go to like a Home Depot or a furniture store and pretend to be married and looking for house paints and furniture and plan what our home is going to look like I wanna do that so bad. But idk for a first/early relationship date i really want to go to the zilker botanical garden it’s one of my favorite places, we could also go to the natural gardener which is a plant nursery in Austin I really love it there too and it’s not that far from zilker.

73. Relationship status? Single

74. Ever dyed your hair? Do you plan to? Yes and perhaps. Maybe

75. Dream job/career? Idk anymore I used to have big girl goals and I haven’t had any in a while. But when I was younger I wanted to be a game warden

76. Favorite band/singer? Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

77. Something that makes you soft/that you find adorable? My cats

78. The first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Buy a house

79. Are you superstitious? Yes

80. Character you project onto? Shizuku tsukishima

81. Fictional character you’ve had a crush on? Vergil devil may cry. Forever husband

82. Celebrity crush? LMAO

83. Person on here you’d date? my mutuals

84. Person on here you’d marry? 🥺 my mutuals

85. Person on here you’d throw into the void? Smugg

86. Other social media you have? I’ve got a photography insta that I barely use and a Twitter that’s just nintendo switch screenies that’s it

87. Finish the sentence: Due to personal reasons, ___________i will be passing away

88. Bad habit? I find it rlly hard to say no or like to say when and why I’m upset I don’t feel like for the latter I don’t feel like I should bring something that’s upsetting me up because I know I’ll get over it on my own and I don’t really trust myself to be upset about rational things. Idk I’m working on it

89. Three things you like about yourself? I’m hot, I’m kind, I’m resilient

90. Ily and you deserve the world I love you!!!!! YOU deserve it too!!!

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20 otp questions

tagged by @minilev, @faithchel, @shellibisshe, and @chyrstis​, all a while ago... sorry! skdflj

going to do this for faith/alice and elizabeth/tess!

1) who can outdrink the other?

faith/alice: alice. easily. you wouldn’t expect someone her size to have such a good alcohol tolerance, but she can easily keep up with hurk and sharky.

elizabeth/tess: hmmmm. tess, probably.

2) who says “i love you” more?

faith/alice: alice says it casually more, but faith says it with meaning.

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth.

3) who has trouble sleeping alone?

faith/alice: faith - she can sleep alone, she’s just much, much happier when alice is there with her. sometimes she feels a little silly curling into alice’s side when she’s that much taller than alice, but she feels safe that way.

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth. generally, when she has no option other than sleeping alone? she stays up until she literally can’t stay awake. the first night she gives up and sleeps in the same bed as tess? that’s her first proper night’s sleep in years. her nightmares don’t stop after she gets to jackson like she had hoped, but by then? neither her nor tess mind the cuddling.

4) who swears more?

faith/alice: lmao have you met alice

elizabeth/tess: listen, a lot of alice’s traits came from elizabeth (before i had decided to add elizabeth in) and uh... the swearing was one of them. tess gives her a run for her money, but elizabeth absolutely swears more.

5) who does more of the housework?

faith/alice: technically faith - they both do housework, but after faith moves in, she’s home more.

elizabeth/tess: ....hmmm.... elizabeth, i think - she hates cleaning, but she’s very particular about how things are cleaned.

6) who forgets their anniversary?

faith/alice: neither of them are really sure what day they should actually cound as their anniversary lol - the day they met, the day they started dating, the day they started dating again... etc.....

elizabeth/tess: okay so. elizabeth doesn’t actually remember what day her and tess met, or what day they became a “thing,” since that technically happened on their trek across the country. until they got married, they agreed to just use the day they arrived in jackson, but elizabeth really wishes she remembered. (Tess does - for both - but she knows elizabeth will immediately forget it... again....)

7) who steals the duvet in their sleep?

faith/alice: i think i’ve said alice for this before, but honestly? faith. she’s a massive blanket hog.

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth omg. tess doesn’t know how she does it.

8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

faith/alice: faith. and the cats. faith usually blames the cats, but alice knows she snores too.

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth says she doesn’t snore. tess says she talks, which is worse.

9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

faith/alice: oh god. it’s alice. 100%. the worst was when alice decided that peaches was going to be a house cat - she was talked out of that, but she still made her a nest in the garage.

elizabeth/tess: once again, alice got her ‘adopting every animal she sees’ habit from elizabeth lol - she says all the semi-feral or feral cats she finds can be barn cats, but every single one that she finds that is friendly? it either ends up in her and tess’ house (which is tiny) or someone else’s. same with dogs and... any small animal, really. tess asked her to stop, but uh - then the neighbors started bringing elizabeth animals to place, which is how they ended up with their ferret, noodle.

10) who usually makes dinner?

faith/alice: alice is not allowed to cook.

elizabeth/tess: they generally will cook together, or whoever is home first will - neither of them are particularly good at cooking, but they like the process of it.

11) who plays their music out loud?

faith/alice: alice! faith has come home to alice having a dance party with the cats many times.

elizabeth/tess: hmmm. they both will - elizabeth’s more likely to blast her old record player, but tess will be a little more aware of the people around her and the house.

12) who hogs the bathroom?

faith/alice: listen. alice’s hair takes a lot of maintenance. she’s also terrible at putting in her contacts, so uh, that takes a while.

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth, once again lol. before arriving in jackson she didn’t really care, but once they were settled in, she felt like she could take time on her appearance again. and hot showers. god, she missed hot showers. and baths. (tess joins her in those sometimes - to save water, of course - but tess still takes significantly less time in there.) ....also, she tends to read a book when she’s in there and completely lose track of time lol

13) who gives the most compliments?

faith/alice: oh, they both will. a lot. i’m just terrible at writing them lmao

elizabeth/tess: tess. elizabeth is terrible at giving and receiving compliments

14) who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

faith/alice: after faith ditches the cult, it’s usually because alice did something reckless, which happens a lot more as they get closer to willow arriving in prosperity - faith is worried, and alice feels like she’s useless if she’s just hiding in the ranch.

elizabeth/tess: similarly - it’s usually because someone did something stupid/dangerous. tess has gone out on patrols when elizabeth didn’t think it was safe - incoming weather, too many infected nearby, etc, and elizabeth has burnt herself out before working in the barns, taking barn shifts, or (more often than she’ll admit) deciding the best way to fight the infected is by getting more than a little too close.

15) who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

faith/alice: .......faith.

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth.

16) who gives the other cringe-worthy pet names?

faith/alice: alice tries. she really does.

elizabeth/tess: okay i know i call her this too - but elizabeth hates being called bee lol. she’s not a fan of nicknames in general, so if you don’t get yelled at for calling her that? you’re pretty special to her.

17) who fusses over the other when they get sick?

faith/alice: alice will fuss, but faith? she goes full momma bird. there might be a taste of that in the next chapter (9, not 8) of otb 👀

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth tries, but her idea of helping is continuously handing tess soup. tess is a little better, but she will also listen to elizabeth when she says to stop hovering

18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

faith/alice: both of them. the fight they’re currently having in otb is the longest one that they have at about... i think my timeline has it at about three weeks total? there’s more but - spoilers! 😉 anyways, most of their fights are a few minutes to a few hours - they have a rule of not going to bed angry.

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth. she’ll sulk, yeah, but she can’t really stay mad at tess. or anyone. ever. it’s kinda a problem, honestly

19) who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

faith/alice: faith. alice is safe.

elizabeth/tess: elizabeth, though she’s gotten pretty good at talking herself out of being scared or showing the signs that something is up. she tends to hover near tess when she needs comfort, and tess learned pretty quickly how to recognize what was going on

20) who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

faith/alice:  alice. jesus christ, alice. slkjdf. i know faith is canonically very touchy - but uh... alice.

elizabeth/tess: tess - elizabeth is a hugger, but she’s also very bad at expressing emotions and knowing what touches are appropriate when (so she tends to just not).

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Tag Game

I was tagged by @terisrog--thank you! :)

Nickname: Dan, Dano by my dad.

Zodiac: Libra. It does fit pretty well.

Height: Five foot six. Shorter than my younger sister, which I HATE. xD

Languages: I’m uncultured, so only English. Though I downloaded DuoLingo and was quite surprised with how much Spanish I remember from school.

Nationality: Half-English, half-Irish.

Favourite season: Spring for the new life and Autumn for the pretty colours. Also the weather is far more bearable in those two seasons.

Favourite flower: Roses.

Favourite scent: Fresh laundry, freshly baked bread, anything orangey.

Favourite colour: Green.

Favourite animal: Cats

Favourite fictional character: I can’t choose just one. Basically all of my OTP babies, then snarky old women.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate. I’d live on chocolate if I could. Which I nearly do, to be fair.

Average sleep: Depends. I I have work I like to get seven to eight hours. If not it can be anything between four and nine. I never used to sleep as much as I do these days. Old age.

Dog or cat: My favourite animal is a cat so it’s...a dog. No, not really. Cats all the way. But I do like doggies. Cats are jst too amazing.

Blankets: Two on top of my duvet. I really want to get a weighted one.

Dream trip: I’m not a traveller. I like being with my cats too much.

Blog established: 2010, Christ.

Followers: More than I ever thought I’d get, LOL.

Random fact: I started a Nuzlocke yesterday.

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1-102 thanks

1.) what’s a song you depict with your childhood? Best of both world - Hannah montana PLS 2.) did you have a memorable childhood pet? yes my angels may they rest in heaven3.) have you ever been drunk? nope, alcohol is useless and stupid4.) have you ever tried drugs?  nope, drugs are useless and stupid 5.) have you ever completely regretted what you’ve said? nope I rarely does, even when i’m angry i’m honest and people that tells that you don’t mean what you say when you’re angry you always do, it’s  just that you’re more honest when you’re angry6.) have you ever made someone cry? yes, I selena gomezed my old justin bieber :D 7.) has someone ever made you cry? yes8.) have you ever been in love? if so, describe the moment you knew it. yes, and I knew it when I couldn’t feel my cheek from smiling when he only said hi 9.) which came first the chicken or the egg? chicken, next :D 10.) are you part of the lgbtq+ community? do you support them? nope i’m not a part of it but yes I support them 298456543256543% they are superior i said what i said 11.) how many siblings do you have? 1, this little shithead i’d b nothing without :D12.) have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love? yes13.) are you a good cook? ask @lordbieber he would ask me to cook for him all the time haha but fr I tend to be a good cook tbh14.) what is your favorite tv show? Buffy The Vampire Slayer15.) what is the last movie you cried during? Sleepers16.) what are songs you’ve cried to when you first heard them? (if any) Anyone - Demi fucking goddess Lovato17.) do you have a middle name? Marie 18.) have you been out of your country? yes19.) are you a chocolate fan or not? DUH DOES A BLIND PERSON WANTS TO SEE20.) how many people have you kissed? a girl never reveal those ;) 21.) what is your favorite album? any P!nk’s old albums22.) what is your dream car? a porsche or Maserati23.) what is your lucky/favorite number? 624.) what is your favorite flower? roses and cherry blossoms25.) books or movies, why? books lmaoooo just because it’s superior, it comes from 26.) have you ever been on a blind date? yes thank you ophelie :D 27.) has one of your friends ever backstabbed you? DUH more than I could count28.) have you ever backstabbed one of your friends? never29.) what thing do you symbolize love with? hurting30.) do you have neat handwriting? nope 31.) do you have a friend with benefits? aaaaah lmao nope32.) do you want a friend with benefits? nope i’m too much of a helpless dumb and depressive romantic bitch :D 33.) if you could be anything in the world, what would you be? right now? toilet paper cause this shit’s gold these day LMAOOO jk but idk .. a star or a planet, as far away as possible form human kind34.) have you ever been blackout drunk? nope, hate alcohol, useless and stupid35.) have you ever met someone famous? Yes36.) how many concerts have you been to? 037.) which concerts have you been to? none38.) do you have a hidden talent? I exude dumb bitch energy for decades to come without anyone asking :D 39.) what do you do when you’re stressed? die lmao no but sleep or listening to music40.) do you think money can buy love? dunno i’ve always been a broke ass bitch :D 41.) how old would you date? up to 2 year older than me42.) have you ever done something illegal? yes43.) what is your biggest fear? spiders, horror movies and not being able to breathe44.) what is an unusual fear you have? fuits seeds lmaooo I hate those they creep me out lmaoo lemon seeds? HORROR MOVIE45.) can you drive? nope46.) do you believe in supernatural creatures? i’m here so DUH yes47.) do you believe in karma? yes and everyone should48.) what is one quality you need in your partner? loyalty, honesty and sense of humor 49.) do looks matter? yes, cause if the man looks like a hobo I won’t be too turned on lmao50.) does size matter? height speaking? yes. i’m 5′1 but other than that I mean we can manage ;) 51.) who is the last person you forgave? myself xx52.) what is your favorite ice cream flavor? vanilla 53.) what languages can you speak besides english? french, and a lil bit of spanish and italian54.) ever been on a plane? yes, best time of my life55.) ever been on a boat? yes, worst time of my life56.) is there anyone you’ve lost touch with that you wish you hadn’t? nope57.) are there any friendships you regret? nope all of the people that are in my life are meant to be there and those who aren’t must not be there at this exact moment of my life :D58.) are there any friendships you wish you could make? duh.. where is madison beer 59.) have you ever stayed awake for 24 (+) hours? yes60.) have you ever walked outside after 12 am? yes61.) have you ever seen a sunrise completely through? yes62.) are you scared of rollercoasters? nope not at all my biggest dream is too jump off a plane63.) on a scale of 1-10 how stressed are you usually? I’m not very stressed.. unless it’s school lmaoo but i’d say my peak is 2 64.) do you have any plans this weekend? It’s a quarantine time bebe so I plan on breathing which is already more than enough65.) do you miss anyone right now? yes66.) who do you wish you were talking to right now? aaaah secrets67.) if you could have any superpower, what would it be? controlling the 4th elements68.) who is your favorite superhero? Henry Cavill, yes he saves life with his accent and features I SAID WHAT I SAID69.) are you dirty minded? yes lmaoo soz xx70.) what is your favorite song from every decade starting at that 80’s?80′s (my fave era about music) : Part time lover - Stevie Wonder &  Hotel california by the eagles / 90′s: Unbreak my heart : Toni Braxton / 2000′s: Lose yourself - Eminem & back to black - Amy Winehouse 10′s ugh there’s so many bops atm i’m 71.) how many kids, if any, do you want? 272.) who is your biggest OTP? Me and pasta73.) what is your favorite food? pasta74.) do you want to be married one day? Yes75.) dogs or cats? cats76.) do you drink enough water daily? Nope I don’t drink water on a daily77.) have you ever seen a shooting star? yes the most beautiful thing the life has given us78.) if you had the opportunity to go to the moon, would you? fly me to the moon and let me play among the starssss YES I WOULD BYE WORLD79.) how many best friends do you have? I have a lot of good friends but @thisamick‘s my main bitch80.) when was the last time you cried? Idk I was watching Sleepers!81.) have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself? YES82.) have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed? Yes I did it was the funniest shit83.) if you could travel any where in the world, where would you go? California 84.) what are 3 words you would use to describe yourself?  Loyal, funny and @thisamick said perfect but it’s all a lie so I’d say honest :D85.) do you consider yourself a loyal person? one of the most loyal person u’ll ever find86.) what is your favorite season and why? Fall, because the colors, the weather, the mood, the leaves on the ground, all of it87.) have you ever told anyone you loved them, and didn’t mean it? nope never omg what a horrible move88.) do you know how to play any instruments? I wish but nope89.) do like like falling asleep to music or not? yesss omg my fave, a daily routine, a lifestyle90.) what are you allergic to? life and people91.) have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day just so you could see what there life is like? yessss92.) if you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be? yes I would def be Buffy93.) if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be and why? Madison Beer or Angelina Jolie94.) are you outgoing? when you know me yes95.) have you ever wanted to kiss someone, but weren’t brave enough to? duh yes96.) are you a good flirt? tbh yes lmao97.) have you ever been turned down, or have you ever turned anyone down? yes and no at least I don’t think I ever did?98.) which planet is your favorite? Jupiter or Saturn99.) are you superstitious? no100.) are you a good listener? yes 101.) are you a good kisser? hun I leave a indelible mark baby ;) 102.) would you kiss any of your friends? girl friends? yes // boy friends? nope

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Imagine my OTP

This is gonna be using my two OC’s Mia and Lucian. Sometimes they’re dating, sometimes they’re just friends, its a on and off thing. But, not matter what, they are both adorable little beans, so take these headcannons (technically they aren’t headcannons since this is my universe but still). Also, since the original universe is an apacolypse, this will be a human!au.

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold.

Lucian doesn’t get sick often, but when he does he acts like u the end off the world. He constantly over exaggerates how sick he is, especially when he has to work that day. Luckily for him, Mia is a good sport, and an even better nurse.

2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote.

Lucian is no where near “tech savvy”, unlike Mia. He was very sheltered as a child, his family very extreme in their beliefs about technology. Something as simple as a television gets him a little peeved. Neither of them throw the remote around though.

3. Gets the worst road rage.

Mia holds a lot of anger in, afraid that if she shows the littlest bit of irritation, she’ll end up like her mother. So, she bottles it up when around other people, especially at work. On the drive home she yells at anyone and everyone, getting pissed at even the smallest driving error. When she finally gets home, she feels free to vent to Lucian.

4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone.

Mia sometimes gets caught up in being on her phone that she just sits on the bathroom counter and scrolls through her phone sometimes. Lucian on the other hand spend way to much time taking mirror selfies. They’re both big offenders in this category.

5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip.

If you called for “an over prepared nerd” you’re looking for Lucian Cain. He will pack the entire house, enclosing the kitchen sink. Mia usually packs for him, knowing that he can’t pack by himself.

6. Hates the in-laws.

Mia is the only child to an abusive mother and a deadbeat father, the former of which is currently in prison. Lucians parents are fanatic cultists who are extreme in their beliefs about race and marriage, and cut contact after Lucian married an African-American woman. They both equally hate their in-laws.

7. Hits the snooze button…11 times.

Mia Cain Hayes her job, and she is not a morning person. Safe to say that even though Lucian also isn’t a fan of mornings, Mia definitely hates them more.

8. Makes the other late for work.

As I just mentioned, Mia hates her job. So, she is in no rush in the morning. She constantly begs Lucian to just stay in bed for a few more minutes, distracting him with kisses and compliments.

9. Uses the television as a babysitter.

Mia and Lucian both have their reservations about kids, definitely not wanting any of their own anytime soon. So, whenever either of them are baby sitting for friends, they have no idea what to do. Plunking them down in front of the TV should work fine.

10. Takes in the stray dog.

“Mia, we have two cats, one dog, one rabbit and eight rats, we don’t need anymore animals of any kind” -a tired and frustrated Lucian.

11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s.

Ever since Lucian discovered fast food (when he was nineteen) he was in love. If their pulling a late night to finish on of their projects, Lucian always suggests they go out for food or drinks, no matter how late it is.

12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over.

Mia loves her shoes, she has about seven pairs of different heels, running shoes, and hiking boots. Pair that and Lucians constant clumsiness, and it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner.

It’s very obvious to anyone looking in that Mia wears the pants in the relationship. So, when out to eat, wether it be fast food or a fancy restaurant, Mia always orders for both of them.

14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments.

Mia has a slight short term memory thanks to head-trauma as a child (thanks mom) so she sometimes forgets basic things like where she was going or what day it is right after being told for the fifth time, so imagine how hard it would be to remember an appointment she booked three weeks ago.

15. Bribes the other into doing chores.

Mia is the queen of getting out of chores. She almost always has an excuse at the ready for when Lucian asks her to do a few things, and when she doesn’t she has other ways of persuading him (😏). But, she is happy to run errands outside the house.

16. Picks the movies.

I’ve already established that Lucian is indecisive as hell, and Mia and headstrong and stubborn. Match made in heaven. Mia pick the movies, Lucian makes the popcorn.

17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort.

Surprisingly Mia. Lucian tried to make sure the pillow forts they made were secure, but every time he tried, they’d cave in after a few minutes. Mia had taken it upon herself to set them up from that point on.

18. Kisses the other’s injuries better.

Lucian is a very affectionate man, and so is Mia. They both kiss injuries better, Mia just gets injured more so Lucian does it more often.

19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird.

Despite his inability to figure out technology, Lucian loves the little games on his phone. He could play them all day, and he often does get distracted before Mia brings him back to earth. His favourite game is temple run, no doubt about it.

20. Kills the spiders.

Mia is a cold blooded killer of spiders and anything creepy crawly. She hates them with a burning passion and she takes it upon herself to personally take them out of this world. Lucian either leaves them alone or puts them outside if the weather was good.

21. Hogs the blankets.

Lucian get super cold at night. He doesn’t mean to hog all of the blankets, he just wants to keep warm in the middle do the night. Mia usually lets him, but if he’s getting to much, she just snuggles up next to him to keep him warm.

22. Takes pranks too far.

Even though Mia was an only child she did plenty of pranking, and she knows how far she can go and for it to still be funny. Lucian, however, has no way of gauging how far his prank is going to go.

23. Makes the dirty jokes.

Oh my god, the amount of innuendos that come out of this women’s mouth is unbelievable. She constantly makes sexual jokes and advances in public or private just to see Lucian blush. This woman has barely any shame, but she’ll stop if Lucian asks her.

24. Keeps a piggy bank.

Lucian. He’s had one ever since he was a kid, and being able to keep his own stuff in his piggy bank was one of the best things about his childhood.

25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast.

Mia. I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain at this point, but I’m going to anyways. Lucian often doesn’t have enough time to eat in the morning (thanks to Mia). So, Mia is left with an empty house, and she’ll eat ice cream if she wants to.

26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk.

The literal story of how Mia got her first and second tattoos. She got wasted one night, and got a tattoo of a heart on her shoulder. The second time it was a sappy quote about love on her thigh. She’s had both covered up since then, and she never talks about them.

27. Trips over their own feet.

Lucian is a clumsy boy, and he trips over everything. Only when he’s in their workshop does he make sure to be careful, because he doesn’t want to get impaled if he trips.

28. Makes the other go for a walk.

Lucian always asks Mia to walk to dog for him, and she usually does. There is something tense between Lucky and him, as if their competing for Mias attention. Lucian gets along better with their rats anyways.

29. Whines until they get what they want.

Neither of them really whine often, mainly because of their strict upbringing. They both argue their points and bring facts and logic into the discussion. The only time either of them whine is when their tired/just woke up.

30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t.

There have been multiple time where Mia was cat called or harassed on the street, and Lucian tried to be the big guy and act tough. Mia usually tells Lucian to cut the crap and she deals with it herself. Lucian finds it hot and Mia finds it adorable.

31. Talks the most, says the least.

Lucian could ramble on for hours and hours about essentially nothing. It’s a skill he learned when doing school presentations, making it seem like he did a bunch of research when he only did a ten minute look through a textbook.

32. Talks the least, says the most.

Mia does say a lot, especially when it comes to Lucian. She prefers action over words, going for a kiss on the lips instead of an “I love you”. Lucian sometimes wishes she would express herself to him more, but he accepts its hard for her.

[ask-captain-faris-archived]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

"Borrowed" from @lonescion

1. FIRST NAME: 

I go by Insomniak, but for my real nam- (static)

Faris appears for a moment saying "Mun would share, but it's a touch on the embarrassing side." before vanishing.

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: 

I have met a dog that thinks she's part cat an cat that acts like he's part dog. The best of both worlds.

 3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: 

A genuine smile.

B their eyes.

C intelligence

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: 

"Meatlovers" Pizza. Brooklyn style.

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: 

Leafy vegetables. I prefer greens with a bit more crunch to them, always have.

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: 

I'll often try and give a personality to silent protagonists in a game I'm playing if they don't already have one. Each of my characters in Bloodborne had a different way of behaving even before I knew what weapon or stats they would be based around.

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: 

Something comfortable for the weather, more often than not.

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: 

Serious relationships. Once I start something, I often commit fully.

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: 

I'd have taken a few chances that were presented to me instead of turning them down.

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON:

 anyone who has known me in person would likely think so.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: 

The Shadow. The one with Alec Baldwin. That and a couple of Mel Brooks movies.

12. FAVORITE BOOK: 

Call of Cthulhu by HP Lovecraft.

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: 

Fictional: either a Phoenix or Chocobo.

Real: Narwhal those things are majestic.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: 

5) BartzxFaris (Final Fantasy V, and my otp)

4) SoraxKairi (Kingdom Hearts) I was probably one of many who were very glad to finally see (spoiler redacted).

3) Beast BoyxRaven (Teen Titans).

2) MarkxLyndis (Fire Emblem 7). My first FE ship and @ask-mark-and-friends , oneof my RP partners, does an amazing portrayal of them if I do say so myself.

1) ZeLink (Legend of Zelda series). Romantic or platonic, they always manage to have interesting or potentially interesting dynamics depending on how you look at them, and even with so many incarnations there's often the potential for them develop differently each time.

15. PIE OR CAKE: 

Yes.

16. FAVORITE SCENT: 

Pumpkin pie. One if the many reasons why Autumn is my favorite season.

 17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: 

Chuck Norris Emma Watson was one for me back when I was a kid.

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: 

Fictional: Hyrule. Any version of it.

Real: there is one place in either Florida or California I'd like to visit. You can make a custom lightsaber there.

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: 

Introvert. But once I get started talking about something... It takes a while for me to stop.

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: 

This is going to sound odd, but I consider some non-horror works to have scarier moments than most actual horror flicks. Whether it's because horror movies tend to rely on the characters having really bad ideas or it's a matter of expecting to be scared, I'm not yet certain.

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: 

Android. swore by it for years.

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: 

Yes. That is one of the factors that lead to me making this blog.

23. DREAM JOB: 

Play tester, either for Nintendo or Square Enix.

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: 

Pay off debts, commission a few things, cross another few items off a certain list, donate the rest.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: 

Pretty sure anyone who's read Order of the Phoenix will agree when I say...

Delores. Jane. Umbridge. You know a character is truly a punchable villain when Stephen King is quoted calling her "the greatest make believe villain since Hannibal Lecter".

 26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: 

Bleach. Not getting into why I walked out on that one.

Tagging: Anyone who wishes to partake

[wikipediathefreeencyclopedia]

compilation of my favorite otp prompts 5

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cute weather/seasonal AUs your OTP [x]

when it rains

who wears the designer raincoat/umbrella set and who is wearing oversized polkadot rainboots and a huge yellow duck raincoat

going for a walk in the rain and splashing in puddles

which one seduces the other into standing under a tree before shaking the branch and soaking them

gOING SWIMMING IN THE RAIN and making out maybe 

fall (aka autumn)

who buys mulled cider, who buys hard cider

who wears the really intense halloween costume, who wears a sheet with holes in it 

snow/winter

Who builds the snowman, who eats the carrot nose bc they weren’t paying attention (”OH THATS what the carrot was for, my bad”)

oh no we stayed out too long and need to warm up better share the shower/hot chocolate to conserve resources

person A burying person B in snow and then kissing their forehead and walking away (“YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE” “I love you too I’ll be back!” “EXCUSE ME”) 

imagine your competitive otp [x]

making ridiculous bets on whose wind-up toy will win the race (may include sabotage)

having a food competition (with a food both of them hate)

having a cake-baking competition

sabotaging each other in mario kart

Some height difference things for your OTP [x]

The taller one sitting on the floor between the shorter one’s knees as the shorter one braids/plays with their hair. 

The shorter one tackle-hugging the taller one when they come home from some sort of trip, hoping that they’ll both fall to the floor in a pile of limbs and cuddles/kisses, but unfortunately the shorter one isn’t strong/heavy enough and they both remain standing. 

Bonus: to compensate, the taller one decides to pick the shorter one up. 

The shorter one having to sprawl like half their body across the taller one whenever they ride the bus/train so as to give the taller one all the leg room.

Or, the shorter one sitting down and immediately noticing that their feet don’t touch the floor, becoming embarrassed by this, and then pretending that they’d rather just snuggle up super tight with the taller one.

Bonus: the taller one realizes exactly what’s going on but says nothing. Or teases them endlessly about it, up to you.

The shorter one physically sitting in the taller one’s lap.

The taller one standing behind the shorter one and putting their arms around their shoulders, then resting their chin on top of the shorter one’s head. 

Bonus if they’re watching the stars/sunset/ocean together.

Imagine your OTP: Orchestra edition [x]

‘I didn’t bring my music but you gave me your extra copy and I blurted out that I loved you, and we could have awkwardly moved past that but then you accidentally said that you loved me back’

‘I was in the very back row of your concert so I could barely see the stage but I was so impressed with your performance that I decided to hang around and see if I could meet you, and it turns out that you are actually very cute holy shit’

AU List #3 (Theme: Jobs/Work) [x]

“You stood up for me against that really rude costumer who almost made me cry, thank you.”

random aus to consider though [x]

we pulled an all nighter trying to play monopoly and i think i may have confessed some weird shit

Hospital OTP Prompts [x]

I’m a bit loopy on the drugs they gave me for the pain and I told you that I love you and it’s the only thing I remember afterwards AU

The doctor is constantly telling you off cause you keep making my heart beat go faster when you’re talking to me AU

Things I need to be written [x]

person B is a half mermaid and person A orders the salmon for the both of them

Who wants some AUs? [x]

“‘You’re gonna get a cold if you stand out in the rain!’” AU

“I’m on the swings at the park and looking real depressed why did you come over to talk to me?” AU

Weird OTP Prompts for all your fanfiction needs [x]

You’re colourblind, and I managed to get you glasses that will let you see all the colours, but instead of being amazed, you’re just really offended by the colour purple, and you’re yelling at me for wearing a purple shirt.

“Do you masturbate?” “I–I’m sorry, do I know you?” “No, now answer the question.”

I’m colourblind, and you gave me these really awesome glasses that let me see colour, and I’m pretending to really hate the colour purple because I want you to take your shirt off. But really, purple is a fucking ugly colour.

Some of my actual experiences in musicals/plays... [x]

hey we’ve never talked before so now we’re playing love interests how about that AU

hey we’ve been good friends for years so now we’re playing love interests how about that AU

I play a police officer and at one point I get to arrest and drag your character offstage and I’m having a little too much fun with it AU

Did somebody say OTP PROMPTS? [x]

Person A dips Person B (like the dance move, but then get distracted and drops them).

A walking in on B absolutely killing it at Just Dance.

Person B wins Person A a gigantic stuffed animal at the fair.

Person B reading to Person A on the couch to help them fall asleep.

A and B having no mercy on each other in Super Smash Bros.

Person A playfully teasing Person B about how cute they are.

your otp finding each other annoyingly endearing [x]

you’re so stoic or deadpan most of the time but when you get flustered your face lights up red like a beacon and it’s so cute.

you have no idea what personal space is and it’s really distracting when your face is two inches away from mine, what if i turn my head and accidentally kiss you

you don’t like snuggling or a lot of touching but when you’re asleep you’re a cuddler for better or for worse

MORE AUs for you [x]

you’re a magician and you pick me to be your assistant for a trick but the real magic is how you managed to slip your phone number to me while you were sawing me in half au

I made my thousandth paper crane and wished to find my soulmate and the next day you move in next door to me what does this mean au

AUs based (loosely) on things that have happened to me recently [x]

I just watched you fill up a container with dry dog food biscuit by biscuit what the hell are you doing

76 OTP prompts list [x]

Person B is reeaaaaaally tired, but Person A is super, super energetic and loud. Trying to get Person A to shut up, Person B kisses Person A.

Imagine person A of your OTP relentlessly flirting with B in public, just to see B blush.

Imagine Person A of your OTP seeing Person B with bed hair for the first time, and being totally blown away by how cute/hot/etc. they look with their hair being a huge mess. Bonus: if Person A gets flustered when Person B pokes fun at them for liking it.

Imagine your OTP getting in a fight and one of them yelling that they love the other one and then it gets really quiet.

Imagine your OTP cuddling under a blanket on a cold winter night. Person A gently wrapping their arms around Person B and lightly kissing down their neck making Person B shiver from something other than the cold outside.

Imagine your OTP running into each other under the mistletoe. Person A blushes and goes to suggest that they don’t have to kiss but Person B cuts them off with a kiss.

Imagine person A walking out of the bathroom after a shower, half-naked and wreathed in steam, and B immediately dropping whatever they were holding. Bonus if it’s an animal which gives them the stink eye before slinking away.

Imagine your OTP living in a dorm. Person A thinks that person B is kinda cute, but otherwise doesn’t feel much for them. Person A goes to borrow a textbook from person B and walks in on person B in their pajamas with their hair all messed up and person A thinks it’s the cutest thing ever.

Imagine person A of your otp is reading a book late at night and person B can’t sleep so they ask person A to read to them so person A starts reading out loud and a few minutes later person B is completely knocked out and person A gives them a kiss on their forehead.

Being on the brink of admitting their feelings for each other but then getting interrupted.

“You were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelf’s-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me help”

OTP Prompts [x]

Imagine Person A seeing Person B and just having the most powerful, undeniable urge to have sex. Just out of the blue with no provocation except for Person B’s existence. Bonus if they’re having conflicting feelings about acting upon the urge because they’re in public.

no title [x] 

‘i keep bumping into you everywhere and you’re starting to get weirded out but i’m not stalking you it’s just a string of coincidences i swear no wait let me explain’ au

Random OTP Prompts [x]

Everyone I talk to mentions you at some point and I didn’t get it but now we’ve met and I do. I definitely do.

We knew each other when we were like 2 years old because our moms are friends and we haven’t seen each other since but now your family is visiting and you’re a lot hotter than you were when you were a toddler.

Everyone thinks I have a crush on your friend but actually I like you which is even more embarrassing.

Reunited AUs [x]

“we’re texting for the first time in forever and i told you about some stupid thing i did and sent a sarcastic ‘you must really miss me, huh’ and you just replied ‘yes’ and i think my heart just broke” au

Spoopy Halloween AU’s for ur OTP!!! [x]

we were supposed to go on a double date to this horror movie but neither of our dates showed up and it’s really just our friends trying to get us together 

we both got dragged to this stuffy Halloween party by our parents wanna kiss in the corner? 

[lady-of-glass-and-bone]

OTP AU or whatever that's called.

Okay. Bear with me.

Imagine a group of friends living as roommates(a la New Girl style I guess) and your otp are friends of different roommates and have heard of each other and met once or twice. But those meetings were brief and/or HORRIBLE for whatever reason and they now subtley avoid each other because "That person is a total dick,how are you friends with them?" And in some confligragtion of bad apartments, break-ups, and life in general they are now living in the Super Awesome Apartment of Friends(someone just had to give it a name after THAT party). They genuinely hate each other's guts at the beginning and wrangling from the other roomies is needed to even get them eating in the same room and not hurling thinnly veiled MURDEROUS THREATS at the other. And then it simmers into running on different schedules with occasional shared plans b/c our friends make us happy and we both love our friends like family and hey, I haven't thought of smothering you in your sleep for months. Next, secret and TOTALLY unintentional hanging out happens that we can't tell anyone about because they might think we're getting along and we cannot have that.

"Hey, are we friends?"

"Holy shit, I think we might be."

"I wonder if they(meaning the other roomies) had bets on how long it'll be until we sleep together."

"Nope. Nevermind, I still hate your immortal soul and hope you burn in Hell."

"Awww, you remember I like warm weather, that's so sweet of you."

Now, I got this O so original idea by observing my dog and cat who have been living together for 13 years and mutually ignoring one another. Though every once and a while my dog will cross the very clearly drawn battle lines to test the waters and my cat hisses out a 'back the fuck off before I gut you' warning and they return to ignoring one another.

I couldn't resist. I might try to write something like this but feel free to do it for me. I'd love to read any fics that come from this!

[theincediblesulk]

Can you do the otp ask game for you and chris?? (I ship hella hard okay, you’re both cute and I want something like what you got someday) all of them? Or just the ones you’re comfortable with? Thanks!!~👾

I can try my alien friend. I can’t promise they’ll be accurate and I can almost guarantee that some are wrong cause I just don’t know how he might respond but I think it’ll be funny (and he can correct me later if I’m wrong like whatever) 

Since there’s a lot, I’m going to put it under a read more so that people aren’t scrolling forever.

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold. 

This is me. 100%, I am always convinced I’m dying when I’m sick, just the most dramatic person ever when ill. Meanwhile he gets sick and his response to any of it is “It’s okay.” like.. just chill what the heck.

2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote. 

This one I’m not sure of? I know he’s not big into sports, and I only ever watch baseball and the Superbowl for the commercials. I don’t get angry though, not really, so I think I have to say that Chris would do this. And if he ever did I’d die of laughter. 

3. Gets the worst road rage.

Me. I have road rage as it, not like speeding and cussing people out, but I do yell at them when they don’t use signals and aren’t going the speed limit. My roommate laugh at me for it. 

4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone. 

Ummm..? No idea. I don’t tend to use my phone in the bathroom except to play music while showering or if I get ready in the bathroom. So I kind of want to say him just based on that and I can imagine him taking forever while taking mirror selfies tbh

5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip. 

Me I’m sure. I over pack, because you never know if something will change or if you’ll need something cause the weather wasn’t what you thought it would be. I have a problem. 

6. Hates the in-laws. 

I think if either of our parents were ever referred to as in-laws, he’d be the one to hate them. My parents, especially my step mom and my step dad, since they can be very close minded and just jerks in general. 

7. Hits the snooze button…11 times. 

Me probably. I hate morning and will hit snooze for as long as I can ((I’m not sorry either))

8. Makes the other late for work. 

Again, probably also me since I snooze the alarm.  ((I would be sorry for that one)) 

9. Uses the television as a babysitter. 

Is2g if that’s ever a thing I will riot. Like, kids aren’t anything I’ve planned at this point in life and idk if he has ((that is not a conversation for right now anyways)) but my siblings plan on having kids and I have a lot of young cousins I babysit from time to time and THE TV IS NOT A BABYSITTER!! Don’t just stick kids in front of the tv, they need stimulation. Maybe for a 30 min show while you make dinner, but other than that no.

10. Takes in the stray dog. 

This is 100% me. He sent me a photo set one day that mentioned a dog up for adoption and I was ready to go to wherever that dog was and take them home. I have no chill. 

11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s. 

That would have to be him. I will suggest 3am trips, but never to McDonald’s

12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over. 

Probably me, sometimes I forget to put my shoes up. 

13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner. 

I’m an indecisive person, so this is also me. Like, if you give me suggestions I can choose but I cannot just pick from nothing. 

14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments. 

I’m not sure. I write all my things down in a planner, but Chris sets reminders for himself when he has appointments (from what I understand) so.. maybe both of us to an extent?

15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower. 

This might also be both of us. I know that I can forget to do things when I’m really focused on something and I won’t want to stop, I can also avoid going anywhere like the plague. I think he can be the same way, and I know he would prefer to stay in if that was an option.  So yea, we both bribe each other. 

16. Picks the movies. 

He has to pick. I cannot ever choose one movie, I can choose like 3 and then from there someone else has to make the choice. So he picks. 

17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort. 

Probably me. I’m always worried about something going wrong and I’m really careful with things, to the point of annoyance sometimes. 

18. Kisses the other’s injuries better. 

Again, probably me. It’s the way that works. Everything is fixed when a little kiss is given.

19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird. 

I want to say Chris. I don’t play many games and I don’t keep them on my phone. They’re on my tablet so it’s definitely a leisure thing. but I don’t play often enough for it to be a problem. 

20. Kills the spiders. 

Chris has to kill the spiders! Or take them outside. I can’t. I won’t go into a room when there’s a spider in it, it’s not happening. That’s all him. 

21. Hogs the blankets. 

Oh me, I’m always cold and I like to wrap up like a burrito at night of whenever really. 

22. Takes pranks too far. 

Probably also me. Not in a harmful way, but in a “this is really annoying and you need to stop way”

23. Makes the dirty jokes. 

Probably Chris. I’m not very good when it comes to dirty jokes, and I have no idea if he even makes them, but I think I’d have to say him. 

24. Keeps a piggy bank. 

I do! I actually have one at home and I have a jar that I keep money in here at school. 

25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast. 

Chris. I have a lot of problems with it, the main one being I’m lactose intolerant so I really shouldn’t have dairy products. Hasn’t stopped me but I shouldn’t 

26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk. 

Me. I want to get one, and if my inhibitions were lowered enough nothing would stop me I’d just do it with no planning. 

27. Trips over their own feet. 

Also me. I am a klutz.

28. Makes the other go for a walk. 

Chris. He likes being outside more than I do, and I’ve things where he’s mentioned hikes and what not so I think it’s something he’d enjoy. 

29. Whines until they get what they want. 

I don’t know? I don’t really whine about things and I’m not sure about him.  I’ll annoy you to no end to get something but I won’t whine. 

30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t. 

This is me. I am not tough or scary, as many people have pointed out to me. I try though! 

31. Talks the most, says the least. 

Probably me if I’m honest. I type a lot of words but there’s not much to say. 

32. Talks the least, says the most.

I think that’s Chris. There’s not many long messages from him, but he gets his point across in few words and when it is like that the messages really go deeper.