#otp: hanger Husbands

[flashbang-througthe-door]

Hanger Husbands ft Friends

Blade Price owned by @shadowssniper

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Bravo: Hey Nikolai,

Nikolai: Yes?

Bravo: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Nikolai:

Nikolai: Where’s Blade?

Bravo: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Nikolai?

Nikolai: … No.

Blade: I do!

Bravo: I know, Blade.

Blade: I’m sad!

Bravo: I know, Blade.

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Blade: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Bravo: I'm a knife.

Nikolai, from across the room: They're the little spoon

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Bravo: How's the sexiest person here~?

Nikolai: I don't know, how are they~?

Bravo, flustered: I-

Blade, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Bravo: Nikolai and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Blade: *Sighing* What did Nikolai do?

Bravo: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Nikolai: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Bravo: Welcome, fellow idiots

Nikolai: Hello, Bravo

Bravo: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Nikolai: You underestimate me

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Price: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bravo: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Gaz: I got distracted about halfway through.

Nikolai: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Gaz: I like your top, Bravo!

Nikolai: I have a name, you know.

Bravo: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Nikolai: Where are you going?

Bravo: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Nikolai: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Gaz, knowing full well that Nikolai got Bravo an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Gaz: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Nikolai: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Bravo: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Price: Repeat that

Bravo: Si-

Price: SIX MONTHS YOU'VE BEEN HIDING IN HIS VENTS

Nikolai: Sounds like you need someone in your vent

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Bravo: *heading out to see Nikolai*

Soap: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!

Bravo: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

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Bravo: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Nikolai: Um...Neat.

*later*

Nikolai, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Soap. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Soap, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Nikolai. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Graves confessed their love for me?

Nikolai: Didn't you thank them?

Soap: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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Bravo: I love you.

Nikolai: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Bravo and Nikolai kiss passionately*

Soap, to Graves: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Bravo: Hey Graves, wanna third wheel on my date with Nikolai tomorrow?

Graves: Sure.

Bravo: Soap! Wanna third wheel on my date with Nikolai tomorrow?

Bravo: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Graves & Soap: ...

Nikolai: Bravo...

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Nikolai: Bravo! I can't do this stupid math!

Bravo: What’s the math problem?

Nikolai: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Graves, covering Soap's ears, while Bravo smacks Nikolai upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

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Graves: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Soap: I sleep with a knife.

Bravo: Both of you are pathetic.

Graves: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Bravo: Nikolai.

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Graves: How do I ask someone out?

Nikolai: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Graves: No!

Soap: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Graves: Stop!

Bravo: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Graves: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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Soap: *sees Bravo and Nikolai together*

Soap: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Graves: You mean... you ship them?

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Nikolai: What’s the announcement, Bravo?

Bravo: It’s a lecture. Graves’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.

Soap: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Soap: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Bravo: No. No, Soap, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Soap calls Graves. Number five: Nikolai gets eaten by a shark.

Nikolai: I’m Nikolai, and I approve the order of that list.

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Bravo: Nikolai is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Graves: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Price: Tackle them!

Gaz: Dump them.

Soap: Kick them in the shin!

Nikolai: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Bravo: I put the pun in punishment.

Soap: I put the top in unstoppable.

Price: I put the cute in execute.

Gaz: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Graves: I put the ass in class.

Nikolai: I put the D in Bravo.

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Nikolai to Soap, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.

Graves, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.

Price: That sounds so threatening…

Bravo, who is also getting married: The Wedding Games…

Gaz: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

Soap: Beautiful.

Nikolai: Fuck all of you!

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Graves: Just be yourself.

Nikolai: Really? Graves, I have one day to win over Bravo’s parents.

Nikolai: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Blade: Couple of weeks.

Soap: Six months.

Price: Jury’s still out.

Nikolai: See Graves? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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(Platonic)

Blade: If I fall…

Bravo: I’ll be there to catch you.

Soap: *looks at Price* What if I fall?

Price: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Graves: *watches these two interactions*

Graves, to Nikolai: And if I fall?

Nikolai: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[hopelesslyfallenfortheboys]

Thai bl fandom:- An outsider's analysis

TayNew: Polcas are literal saints! Be patient and u will be rewarded!

SingtoKris: Yes, Perayas still exit! Polygamy is allowed! Next Polcas maybe?

MewGulf: Wanjais busy writing fanfics our there ! Best photoshop artists but worst FBIs.

OffGun: OGs! Most rewarding. Babiis out there watching all their fanfic moments being played out in real.

BKPP: Penguins striving to be next Babiis. Never heard of divorce eras and never ready for one.

SantaEarth: Breath of fresh air. Terrified of divorce eras. Simps for two fashion icons!

Earthmix: Literal Hangers. What do they do when their ship just sails itself serving moments after moments? Best FBI agents for the most subtle (but clumsy) otp.

BrightWin: Even they don't know why they are there, scraping romance out of bromance

OhmNanon: Ronans being a group of Ohm fans and Nanon fans. Nightmare. 'Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed' gang. Mostly fights among themselves. Dramatic for the couple with the perfect talent and chemistry ever on screen!

JimmySea: Where are you????!!

FirstKhao (or KhaoFirst?) : Group of First fans and Khao fans. Literal paradise. Anything for the smiles of their two sunshines. Must be protected at all costs

GeminiForth: Fans are literal guard dogs for the sweetest otp. Babies.

BounPrem: Broccolis out there dissecting romance from bromance.

JoongDunk: Literally waiting for the next Earthmix.

ForceBook: Give us some content?!!!!!

PondPhuwin: Mostly there to simp their literal babies. Wack-head fans for their wack-head otp who are designated EarthMix shippers.

ZeeNew: Ehm... fans jobless just out there waiting for the wedding

MileApo: Horny bitches with daddy fantasies for two of the sexiest men out there

MaxTul: Husbands? Friends with Benefits? Brothers? Soulmates? As long as they are together...oh yes Polygamy, threesome, swinging... FireFlies allow everything.

JeffCode: Mothers who will die to keep their precious otp safe.

BibleBuild: Literal teardrops and shoulders to cry on... Hello Darkness My Old Friend...

MikeTop: Erm...

ZeeSaint: Er...

PerthSaint: Eh..

PerthChimon: Ronans with zero drama!

NanonChimon: Midyears still waiting...

[empress-violetlight]

001 for Zelda :)

Thanks for the ask!  :)  

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: 

Saria from Ocarina of Time, and Zelda from Breath of the Wild

Least Favorite character:

Tingle.  ‘nuff said.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

- OoT Link x (a grown up) Saria

- TP Link x Midna

- BotW Zelda x Prince Sidon (I’m like the only one who ships them)

- BotW Link x Mipha

- OoT Shiek x Princess Ruto.  Yes, I know Shiek is Zelda (20 year old spoilers!) -- I see her as transgender, being more comfortable as Shiek after growing up as a Shiekah boy (my headcanon is she actually magically changed her gender, it’s not just a disguise), plus she doesn’t get kidnapped as often.  Ruto never forgot that it was Shiek who rescued her from the ice that froze over Zora’s Domain either.  

Character I find most attractive:

Ocarina of Time Link, in all his 90s hero glory, of course! ^^

Character I would marry:  

See above.  (hopes my husband doesn’t actually follow my tumblr :P)

Character I would be best friends with:

Breath of the Wild Zelda.  I think it would be fun to go exploring Hyrule together and nerd out over Shiekah tech ^^

a random thought:

I’m a mod at Zelda Universe, the biggest Zelda fansite on the ‘net!  Check it out!  

An unpopular opinion:

Sidon sees Link as the big brother he never/almost had, and doesn’t have any romantic interest in him.  (Dodges fish thrown by Link x Sidon shippers)

My Canon OTP:

Are there any actually confirmed pairings in Zelda among the main characters?  Well, I guess close enough would be WindWaker Link and Tetra, when they grow up.  

My Non-canon OTP:

OoT Link and Saria.  She’s a sage, they could figure something out!

Most Badass Character:

The Fierce Deity.  If Link had this mask as an adult, he’d smack Demise’s Curse right out of Ganon(dorf)!  

Most Epic Villain:

Zant before they revealed just how goofy he was, and he was hijacked by Ganondorf.

Pairing I am not a fan of:

OoT Link x Malon.  I have nothing against Malon as a character, and I know it’s considered canon by a large part of the fandom, since TP Link, OoT Link’s direct descendant, is a rancher, but I just don’t like them as a couple.  Not when Saria seemed to click so much better with Link personality-wise.  

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

Zant.  He seemed like such a great villain near the beginning of Twilight Princess, and honestly, the story would have been better if Ganondorf hadn’t been in it at all.  

Also, TP Zelda, for the writers not having the balls to say she’s Queen Zelda.  If she rules the kingdom, she’s the Queen!  If you want a perpetual princess, the Mushroom Kingdom’s the next warp pipe over! 

Favourite Friendship:

TP Link and Midna.  I love how their relationship evolved over the course of the game from reluctant allies, to real cooperation, to genuine respect and friendship.  When Link rides off on Epona at the end of the game, I’m convinced he’s off on another adventure to find his own way into the Twilight Realm, so he won’t be parted from her again.

Character I most identify with:

BotW Zelda.  Believe me, there have been times when I felt like other people weren’t allowing me to pursue my interests, and I totally get her frustration.  

Character I wish I could be:

BotW Zelda, free from the burden of queenship and exploring all Hyrule has to offer, without some hanger-on hero!  

[eldesvandehistoriasperdidas]

Of cupcakes and marshmallows (25 days of christmas prompt challenge)

Okay, so even If I didn't made it to the 25th I'm not going to forget it and I'll end this story. So, this one is of one of my dearest OTP, Kono Kalakaua and Adam Noshimuri. As they should be, always together :(

Happy new year y'all! Btw, disclaimer as always nothing is mine yadda yadda yadda, so let's start, shall we?

Chapter 14. Snowflake

Kono was busy singing a Christmas song Danny had been humming at the office. Their haole had been in a good mood and had infected them with the Christmas spirit that apparently had snatched the usual grumpiness out of his body.

She was still decorating the house when she heard her husband car parking in front of the house.

“Kono?” “I’m on the living room Adam!”

When he entered she was putting another charm on the tree, and for Adam, his wife was the most enchanting being on earth, surrounded by Christmas lights and her smile, one part of mischievous one part full of sweet and wrapped with all the love she felt. He was truly gone for this woman.

Leaving his jacket on the hanger next the door, he went to her and after kissing her at the top of her head he rolled up his sleeves doing whatever she asked him.

For a while they worked together, putting whatever they needed in place, laughing and stealing each other kisses that left them with a smile and love in their eyes. But Kono found an unknown box between the rest, and went to her husband who was picking a couple of beers from the kitchen.

To her surprise, her husband dark eyes widened in recognition when he saw the box and left the beers on the counter, picking the box carefully from her hands.

“For your reaction I guess you recognize the box.” “It was my grandma’s box… Look.” Inside a snowflake made of glass that made Kono gasp at the delicate and beautiful charm. “My grandpa gave this to my grandma during the first Christmas they spent together. He said that it would be a beautiful reminder of their first Christmas together” “Help me put it on the tree? We need to keep the traditions…” she said knowing how much Adam missed his grandparents and how much he admired them. Together, as always they put the snowflake on the tree, keeping a tradition they wished to keep with their future kids.

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Name: Redacted

Call sign: Bravo 0.2

Nickname: Bravo, Vent Rat, Gremlin

Job: Mechanic, Soldier, Undercover, Pilot

Significant other: Nikolai

Bundle: Vent Rat

Guns/Weapons: A Cor-45 silenced and with armor piercing rounds, a hammer and a wrench, all with a dark green skin on it

Bundle skin: Vent Rat((Normally having a backwards baseball cap too))