#otp: embarrassing freak couple

[theprotagonistisdead]

it's so funny to me that in once more with feeling spike goes off on buffy about not having broken into song yet but then immediately sings one about how buffy makes him feel alive. dude forgot why people in musicals sing. because they can't just say their feelings because it's too much. he will tell her more about his feelings for her but not yet. it's still too much right now.

[kitkatopinions]

Ooh! New ask game!

Ironwood, obviously. And Qrow too.

Alrighty, these are my boys!

Let's do Ironwood first for the new ask game

1: sexuality headcanon

I headcanon Ironwood to be bisexual with a preference for men.

2: otp

Ironqrow for life. They are just so great as a ship, with all the 'mutual pining, not actually unrequited they're just both idiots, bickering divored-couple-energy that still allows for the spark of new love, the matching color scheme they had in their first looks, the way they look at each other, the freaking hug! It's an amazing ship.

3: brotp

Ironwood and Winter. A lot of people ship them and I can see why, but even though I've long headcanoned them to be the same age, in my head they're just very close friends, close to brother and sister, which makes him accidentally want to favor Weiss and Whitley when he knows them. XD

4: notp

Ironwood and Robyn. Blegh.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

James uses the training facility at Atlas Academy sometimes and will indulge students that want to spar with him. He's always careful and takes things easy on them, and always lets them get in hits to build their self-confidence.

6: favorite line from this character

"You have two choices: Defend your kingdom and your school, or save yourselves. ...No one will fault you if you leave."

This line is so very James at his best, aggggh! Because it starts out professional and stern, not exactly harsh but more blunt, and then the students all give each other these worried anxious looks, and he softens so clearly in his tone and tells them no one is gonna think less of them, that it isn't their job or their duty or morally right to endanger themselves, and that if they make the choice to leave they can. These kids are seventeen, this might be one of the only times in the first seven seasons that anybody told these kids it's okay to prioritize their own lives.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

I am also kind of socially awkward! Ironwood with his tie adjusting and struggling in conversations and kind of stiff deliveries of things like 'it's good to see you again'... Me too, buddy, I also have no idea how to talk to people. XD

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

The villain arc, ugh. What a terribly written final arc to have. It's always embarrassing to have to specify that I like Ironwood outside of his stupid badly done rushed villain arc that turned him into a boring two dimensional evil-laughing rando with a giant gun-gun using his two remaining braincells to do pointlessly evil things just to get at teenagers. Like??? Cringe.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Problematic fave. Even at IW's very best, he still was flawed in some fun ways, he could do the wrong thing, he could do the right thing but do it in a way that makes you go 'huh.' (Gonna be honest, although I love cinnamon rolls, they're not half as interesting as problematic faves.) XD Aaaand at Ironwood's worst, he was a pointlessly evil stuck up bastard trying to kill and torture people for very little reason, and not in a fun way.

Now for Qrow

1: sexuality headcanon

I headcanon Qrow as bisexual as well, and I also headcanon him as having only realized he was bisexual as a grown adult (partially because Qrow is one of my faves and I project onto my faves, and I only realized I was bi when I was a grown adult. XD)

2: otp

Ironqrow again. XD This ship is just so good that it's my number one fave for both characters.

3: brotp

Qrow and Ozpin. This is a ship that I could see myself enjoying, but what I enjoy even more is them as close friends, with Qrow looking to Oz for guidance and as an authority figure and then the roles reverse when Ozpin gets put into a teenage body and suddenly Qrow is the guide in charge.

4: notp

Funnily enough, this one is also Robyn. Qrow and Robyn started being a ship when she caused a fight and then partially due to her actions, the queercoded Clover was brutally murdered, and then Clover and Qrow spent an entire season doing next to nothing but talking to each other despite their relationship mattering less than any other relationship Qrow had that could've gotten developed, and Robyn compared her problems with her active truth-telling semblance to Qrow's "I hurt everyone around me" problems caused by the passive semblance that makes his life harder despite him not doing anything, and then she was like "don't be sad that your actions helped the Salem worshipper brutally murder your friend, he was probably secretly evil and bad and you're better than that despite the fact that I've known you for like a day." Like, their relationship is nothing but angering for me. XD

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

I have this headcanon that Qrow doesn't realize it, but his bad luck semblance tends to react to large emotions he has. He still absolutely can't control it, but when he's calm and casual and cool, his semblance affects him and the world around him a bit less, and when he's really angry or really sad or even really happy his semblance kicks up and sometimes does really big things like cause unexpected rainstorms and make the electricity in buildings go out and stuff like that.

6: favorite line from this character

Raven: "They were your family." Qrow: "You have a very skewed perception of that word." Maybe it's just because this line fits into my headcanons, but I love it because Qrow's past easily lends itself to him having been abused by the people in the Branwen Camp, and then acquired a found family in Team STRQ and Ozpin, and now he has Yang and Ruby and he was involved in picking up the pieces when Raven left and then again when Summer died, which was probably devastating for him. I also just like Qrow's quippy nature and I like that at least someone was calling out Raven on her BS.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Despite the fact that I've projected onto Qrow, we actually don't have very many similarities. But I'd say that although it's not nearly to the point of Qrow's own issues, I also struggle with feeling like a burden to the people around me and too much of a mess to deal with. I like writing for Qrow partially because it's a good way to explore those feelings.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

"The size of the waitress's skirt length" Ulgh, gag me with a spoon. The at the time all male writers and one with a particularly bad past regarding misogyny on a show concepted by a guy who likes animating a seventeen year old woman character's boobs to bounce around to a jeering laughing cheering crowd... Yeah, no thanks. I much prefer writing my version of Qrow to flirt a lot but know where the line is and not do things like talk about how hot he finds miniskirts on service workers to his two underage nieces.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Problematic fave for sure. Even at his best, Qrow is a rough-around-the-ages spy with shady connections blindly following a leader and not seeing much wrong with getting kids involved who also picks fights with people and is drowning in his own emotional problems in ways that have negative effects on the people around him. But Qrow also (especially in the third and in the eighth season) like it or not also suffers from the problems of the writers, whether that's never giving a damn about inequality, objectifying service workers in a funny story to his underage nieces, seeming weak willed and hypocritical due to the writer's misuse or retconnings or making him go along with whatever Ruby says after Argus, or actively aiding a servant of Salem in volume seven and losing all his braincells in the process so the writers can force it to happen. Either way, Qrow is very problematic, in some fun and interesting ways and some not so fun ways.

[glorious-spoon]

Jonathan Byers for the send you a character thing?

1: sexuality headcanon

I'm extremely flexible on this as far as Jonathan goes. I think I pretty much always headcanon him as some flavor of queer; I think generally I lean toward bi and demi, but as I said I'm very flexible.

2: otp

I used to be really into Jonathan/Nancy/Steve, and I still enjoy reading it a lot, but I'm less invested now mostly because it's been like 2 seasons since they've had any meaningful interaction. I like him and Argyle together, but I think I'd write that more as a FWB situation than an epic romance.

3: brotp

Argyle, and of course, Will

4: notp

I don't think I really have any for him? Like, there are ships that I probably wouldn't read if they came across my path, but none that I've actually seen.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Jonathan is someone who will pack away all his dreams to stick around because he feels like he's needed. Will is going to eventually be the one to tell him to get the hell out and go live his own life instead of hovering around because he's afraid to leave Will alone. It's the worst fight they've ever had and Jonathan goes off with the shaky and horrible feeling that he might never talk to his little brother again.

He does some traveling, sends postcards home. It's about two weeks later when he finally gets the courage to call the house. His mom answers the phone, tells him she loves him, and then puts Will on despite both their protests. There's a minute of awkward silence, then apologies, and then they end up on the phone for two hours.

6: favorite line from this character

'Being a freak is the best, okay? I'm a freak.'

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Being a vaguely hostile wet cat of a person.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Jonathan is just excruciatingly awkward a lot of the time in the first couple of seasons, which always make me cringe with sympathetic embarrassment.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Cinnamon roll

(Send me a character and I'll tell you what I think of them!)

[void-botanist]

Cady & Declan OTP asks 3/6

From this question list.

There are 60 questions, so I'm doing this in 10-question chunks.

Nicea taglist: @kahvilahuhut @kingkendrick7

Who would get into a fight to defend the other's honor? Who tends to the other's wounds? In most situations, Cady. Even before the disappearance Declan was fond of being unperceived and not causing friction, so he would be the tender of wounds. However if the honor-sullier is one of the people who are permitted to perceive him, he will get into an argument with them.

What reminds each of their partner? Aside from everything, especially when they're forced to be apart, Declan has a leather jacket that Cady gave him that he literally hasn't been able to wear since Cady disappeared because it reminds him of Cady too much. He also keeps a diary and whenever he writes a word similar to the less common words that appeared on their wedding invitations (which he voluntarily wrote by hand) he thinks of Cady. Cady always thinks of Declan when he encounters someone in a henley shirt, because that's most of what Declan wears, and also frequently when he encounters heart-shaped things, solely because of his silly old shirt with the heart-shaped titty window that Declan would put on by accident.

Who's more likely to convince the other to stay in bed come morning? Who's more likely to ask, and therefore win at convincing the other? Cady. Who ALWAYS wins when he asks? Declan.

Who's more likely to give the other a massage? Neither of them is very good at it, but Declan is more likely to attempt it.

Do they have any hobbies they share? Taking walks and hikes, doing the word puzzles in the newspaper (they're literally doing them at the same time and arguing about it), reading comic books (broadly defined), watching movies. Cady also has managed to get Declan into bikes (like actual bicycles, not hoverbikes) at least a little bit.

What are their vices? A couple that come to mind are: Declan is allergic to asking for help from pretty much anyone, but especially his mother-in-law (not for much of a reason besides "it's embarrassing"). Cady is perpetually determined to solve problems his own way (a similar vice, but not the same, because he's more than happy to involve other people in solving things his way).

Who is the lightweight that needs to be taken care of after a party? Historically, Cady wasn't quite a lightweight, but definitely more likely to drink more than he really should. Declan was also never that interested in parties where the main goals were drinking, dancing, and messing around, so he would almost definitely be the one doing the taking care of. Now Declan simply does not drink, so if Cady were around he would always be the lightweight.

What are their thoughts on pet names? Do they have any? Declan doesn't really care about them, so he doesn't bother. Cady is always trying out new ones but they usually don't stick, the main exception being "Mister Ruse".

Who is more likely to jump in an elevator? Who freaks out? Cady would jump in an elevator, but he learned as a kid that that makes the elevator stop, and when he tried it out as an adult he got stuck in one for three hours. But even if that didn't happen Declan wouldn't be happy about it.

Your OTP gets to pick out each other's outfits; what is each wearing? Cady is wearing his old browline glasses and a white ringer t-shirt under green shortalls with a lil frog patch poking out of the chest pocket. (Declan is dying it's so cute.) Declan is wearing a cream henley with all the buttons undone, tucked into the high-waisted button-fly jeans Declan got rid of after Cady disappeared, under the aforementioned black leather jacket. His hair is trimmed around his ears so you can see all his piercings, and he has on the same brown leather ankle boots he's been wearing for over a decade.

[stregoniconiconii]

for the character ask: el and robin

el <333

1: sexuality headcanon: hmm I feel like el isn't the type to label her sexuality, I do think she's some sort of sapphic tho <3 I do think her first idea of romance was informed by television tho so there's some unlearning to do. she's a huge romantic. I also really like the idea of her Choosing to be a girl/woman after being reduced to an experiment for so long, whether that be her being a trans woman or a cis woman On Purpose

2: otp: I very rarely think of romances for the younger generation but I actually do enjoy elmike sometimes. love a good elmax moment too or elumax as an ot3. won't lie also slightly intrigued by the idea of eldustin

3: brotp: god I can't pick! elmax first girl best friendship is so special and el's friendship with the og party is so good, the sibling relationship she has with will and Jonathan is also so good (in my heart Steve is also part of this little sibling love fest lol she's the baby sister of the family) god also her relationship with both joyce and hop...like those are her parents <3 I also really like her relationship with kali and im really hoping we get to see more of it

4: notp: ive seen some grossss ships for el...anything that's with adults is no bueno for me.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: ive been talking about this recently actually but since millie is half deaf ive thought about el also being half deaf and how she can possibly use her powers as an aide

6: favorite line from this character: the delivery of "I dump your ass" is unparalleled imo love it when she screams too <3

7: one way in which I relate to this character: hmmm idk we dont have much in common . we both love max

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: nothing she's perfect

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: ignore all the ppl she's killed they deserved it. cinnamon roll

robin <333

1: sexuality headcanon: that's a genuine canonical lesbian!!! I do think she's a bit demisexual tho like she'll hang out with a girl for months maybe even years and then suddenly go oh. wait. this is a crush. and promptly freak out about it lol . I think robin is also a bit gender weird! definitely gets more gender nonconforming as time goes on, my baby butch <3

2: otp: robin and vickie <3 that's my endgame couple right there! ive seen a lot of fanon ships for her and some are more intriguing than others for me. buckingham is cute!

3: brotp: hmmm im not sure....lmao obviously stobin they're platonically married and share a mind . I know if nobody got me stobin do . I did really like that she got a friendship with Nancy started tho I dont think they'll ever be Super close. in the Lucas tie in novel she had some really nice interactions with Lucas that made me all <333 I also think she's close with erica!!!

4: notp: any romantic ship with a man. ronance..they just do not seem compatible to me <3

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: she's a vegetarian, her parents are too! she has eaten meat a few times, and her mom used to try and make it to fit in with small town America but it was never very good. the last time she ate something with meat in it was when Steve made them some pasta that had like anchovies in it and he nearly knocked her fork out of her hand (he cares more about her sticking to her vegetarian diet than her lmao)

6: favorite line from this character: ohhh her ears are little geniuses...my genius baby <3 also the whole bathroom coming out scene was perfect I literally would not change a single thing about it

7: one way in which I relate to this character: we are both soooo gay

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: ahhhmm idk I think she's perfect <3 kinda cringe to encourage her bestie to get with a girl in a relationship tho :/

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll <33

[rbbalmung]

Pokemon SwSh GPL AU: Get to know ______

Guys, it’s time for my favourite pokemon ship. Prepare for loads of fluff. 

Get to Know Gloria x Hop (Postwickshipping/Hpyu): 

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other? I headcannon that Gloria really likes pokemon plushies, so Hop is always unconsciously checking the stuffed animal section of stores to see if there’s any she doesn’t have. Gloria tries really hard to get him books that pertain to his research, but she really has no clue what he studies aside from the fact that it’s legendary pokemon (Legendary Pokemon are his focus). 

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap? Gloria! They are the cuddliest couple ever. There’s about a foot size difference between them, so she fits perfectly in his lap. (Hop is def the little spoon, tho). 

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes? TBH, they would both walk around the house half naked. They’re comfort first babies, so you know Gloria’s bra is coming off and Hop is discarding his work clothes the second their door is closed. I think it’s kind of a casual thing for them, though. They’ve known each other long enough that this kind of thing doesn’t bother them. 

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway? Gloria has to drag Hop’s ass to bed pretty much every night. They’re both busy people, but we all know that Hop would lose track of time while working on his thesis. It is a fact that if Gloria doesn’t come to get him, he will fall asleep on his desk. 

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies? They’re actually both pretty good cooks (Gloria’s mama owns a restaurant in Wedgehurst and Hop’s mom is obsessed with cooking), but I think Hop would probably be the one to burn all the food. The only reason why is because he has a harder time focusing solely on cooking instead of trying to multitask. Now, baking is a whole other story. They’re both terrible at it. 

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”? Gloria would be the one to read the prompts and Hop would be the denier (he secretly thinks it’s really cute whenever she does it). 

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes? Gloria. 100% Gloria. She is constantly cold and has a passion for stealing Hop’s hoodies. He thinks its adorable because they’re always really big on her. 

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?” Hop would be the errand runner and Gloria would make sure he remembered everything. It goes back to Hop’s mind being a million places at once and Gloria hyper focusing on one thing at a time. 

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions? Hop would drive and Gloria would give directions for similar reasons to the question above. 

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws? Hop doodles Gloria sometimes to keep his hands busy. It’s kind of an absent minded thing for him to do while reading an article/book. Once Sonia caught him doing it, and when I say she teases him relentlessly, I mean it. Hop absolutely does not let Gloria see these doodles (they’re very cutesy and he’d die of embarrassment). 

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips? Hop would be the backflipper and Gloria would be the follower. Think back to their GPL season: Hop was blazing ahead at all times without a care in the world. Gloria is the slowest traveler in the world because she likes talking to everyone and visiting all the stores.  

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking? Neither of them can hold their alcohol, but Hop at least has more body mass than Gloria. They’re a pair of lightweights and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise. (Let’s be real: Bede has to be the one to make sure they get home). 

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own? Gloria. I actually believe that Gloria would keep her last name even after she and Hop get married because it belongs to her mama (after the divorce, they both changed their last names to match her mama’s maiden name). Hop is also a proud Hoffman, so he wouldn’t use the name Park. However, everyone else will mix it up. Gloria gets called “Mrs. Hoffman” all the time if she’s arriving for restaurant reservations or something of the like. Newer reporters/young children call Hop “Mr. Park” because they just assume Park was his last name. 

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside? Neither of them are scared of bug pokemon. 

16: Which one gives the other their jacket? HOP. I mentioned it earlier, but Gloria is always cold. Bede asks why he doesn’t just make Gloria bring her own jacket and Hop replies that he likes it when she wears his jacket (they’re freaking sappy).  

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling? Pft. Leon? Please. By this point, he’s become the big brother of Gloria as well. The League members are a completely different story. They all like Hop, but since Gloria is one of their younger members and the biggest sweetheart, they’re a protective bunch (Especially Melony and Gordie). 

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other? Gloria, but it didn’t go well. It was right before he was leaving to finish up high school studying abroad, and the timing wasn’t right (aka Hop turned her down because he hadn’t yet realised his feelings for her). Gloria tries her best to move on but never truly gets over him. Luckily, his feelings hit him like a bag of bricks to the stomach when they reunite a couple years later.  

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting? The best. They would definitely be the cool parents (I mean, come on. They’re the freaking heroes of Galar!). I think they’d also be super supportive of their child’s choices. 10/10. They’re made to be parents. (Hop would especially want to be a good dad. He’s initially nervous because he never knew his dad and thinks he might mess up, but Gloria reassures him that he’s doing a good job). 

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters? Hop would be Mr. Perfect Grammar. Gloria would use mostly good grammar, but her texts would be littered with emojis. 

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them? Hop is the more confrontational of the two. Gloria tends to believe that people are only mean to others if something bad is happening in their life, but Hop will jump from 0 to 100 if someone even looks at Gloria funny.  

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun? Gloria likes Hop’s bad puns, so everyone else has to cringe in discomfort at the oblivious pair. 

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy? Hop. Gloria likes catching pokemon and sending them on poke jobs, so there’s a new member to their family at least once a week. 

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired? Hop. He’s the only one she would show vulnerability to, and he makes sure not to make her feel ashamed of it. (also, Gloria absolutely could not carry Hop. He’s like, a foot taller than her).  

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering? Both! They’re very supportive of each other to help ease the other’s insecurities. Hop gets really invested in her pokemon matches and Gloria throws him a little celebration every time he finishes a project.  

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder? Gloria. Since Hop never goes to sleep at night, it is very common for him to take 5 minute power naps without even realising it. Gloria definitely takes pictures when it happens as a reflex (They were long distance for the first 4 years of their relationship) because she wants to be able to look back at their memories together.  Like Gloria doesn’t know about Hop’s doodles of her, Hop doesn’t know about her phone album of him. 

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked? Gloria? I think they both grow into their separate styles as the get older, but Gloria would push Hop to wear more colourful things. Sonia once told Hop that a man should never tell a woman what to wear because it’s rude. I don’t think Gloria would mind if he suggested something, but he is way too nervous to do it (Sonia scarred him).   

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of? Hop is very nervous around Urshifu and Calyrex. Urshifu because he’s terrifying, large, and very protective of Gloria. Calyrex because the pokemon will take over his body without warning to tell Gloria something.  

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains? Hop! If Gloria held it, Hop’s head would be in the umbrella. 

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures? Oh my gosh, they’d go everywhere. I think that after Gloria steps down as champion, they travel to all the different regions for at least a couple of years. Gloria would be the one to take pictures and make a little scrapbook when they return home.  

[jobrookekarev]

1,15,17,30 for the jolex otp questions!! honestly would ask them all to you haha

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

Okay so Jo insist that they go on every single ride at the fair. Partly because she's only ever been on a few before and partly because she absolutely loves it! So she drags Alex to the ferris wheel and he’s like great we can have a nice quiet ride to top and maybe I'll kiss her and we can watch the sunset or something. You know, the idealistic movie ferris wheel ride.

However, Jo takes him on the smaller two person, ferris wheel, not the big one and as soon as she gets on, she starts to rock it back and forth. So Alex suddenly freaks out. He grabs the bar white-knuckled and tells her to stop. Of course, Jo does because she's never seen Alex this frightened before and he explains that he's never actually been on a ferris wheel.

Jo apologizes for scaring him and then puts her arms around him and gently points to the horizon where the sun is settings so he doesn't look down. They watch the sky turn orange. When they get stuck on the top she leans in to kiss him and Alex gets his fairy tail ferris wheel ride. It becomes sort of a tradition between them and every year after that, they ride the ferris wheel together. However, next year it's a little more crowded as they have Luna in-between them, and Jo’s heavily pregnant.

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

Not on her wrist per se, but Jo definitely doodles ‘Alex Karev’ in her notebook and Mrs. Dr. Josephine Karev next to it. She does this long before, he's even thought of proposing like right after they get together. She starts doodling it in her notes for her intern exam and of course all the other inters find it pokes fun at her for it. However, one night, Alex is asleep on top of the stack of file folders and notes that he's taken for a case and she finds the doodle of ‘Jo and Alex Karev’ with a little heart and an arrow through it and her heart absolutely swells with love. She doesn’t tells him she saw it, until years later and she kinda pokes fun at him for it, even though he knows she did the same thing.

Then the night that they check into their hotel for their honeymoon, the receptionist has them sign their names and they get a little too giddy about writing Dr. Alex Karev and Dr. Jo Karev.

On a more sexy note. Alex has definitely written in sharpie, ‘property of Alex Karev’ Jo's butt on more than one occasion, but she returns the favor and writes ‘property of Jo Karev’ on his butt.

17) Who is more protective?

Alex for sure! If someone even looks at Jo the wrong way he will send them six feet under. I mean, we all saw the way that he ran out the door after Myers hit her and how protective he was when Paul was there. When he gets protective of her, he'll usually keep a a hand on her back or he’ll hold her hand. He just likes to keep her close and let her know that he's there for her.

However the opposite is also true for Jo in some unique cases. Like when the Ped’s Mom’s get a little too handsy with him. Jo will absolutely go up to him and make a show of kissing him, flaunitng her ring, and putting her hands on his chest before glaring at the moms to make sure that everybody knows that Alex Karev is her husband.

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

Oh Alex absolutely, so he's a couple years older than her. Jo likes to poke fun at him for being such an old man and it having a gray hair. Although he just argues that it's because both of his parents went gray early and ��he works a really stressful job Jo, there's bound to be a few gray hairs!’ One day she finds him reading the tablet super zoomed in on the font and she's like okay, you need to get your eyes checked. So he goes to the eye doctor and he comes back with a a pair of reading glasses.

He tries them out that night when they're both reading in bed and Jo thinks it's absolutely the cutest thing! She snaps a picture of him before he can protest, although she promises it's for her eyes only. Then as she's going through the pictures she realize how sexy he looks in those glasses and pulls the book out of his hands and sits in his lap. I'm sure you can imagine how the rest of the night goes.

[toorumochi]

100 OTP QUESTIONS: KaruShuu!

Hello! (´｡• �� •｡`) ♡ I wrote 100 OTP Questions about KaruShuu, and I'll post them here! I'll divide those into 4 parts, here is 1/4, hope you enjoy! ♡

1. Who loves flower crowns more? - Karma is a cutie who makes them, BUT Shuu is legit a blushing mess when Karma puts a flower crown he made on top of his head

2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle? - Both like to cuddle; Shuu especially but doesn’t want to show his needy side

3. Who has awful taste in music? - Lmaooo both have because one day Shuu goes from Classical music, and then suddenly heavy metal for the next week and Karma just watches him while listening to Kids shows openings. (Sofia the first is his fav)

4. Who is the meme lover? - Karma would legit cry when he sees smth hilarious and Shuu is a grandpa and doesn’t understand memes at all so Karma made a notebook called “Memes explanations for Shuu”.

5. How did their second date go? - Surprisingly, it was good, since they were still in Junior High when they started dating, it was sometimes awkward but they quickly opened up to each other and had much fun. obv since Karma is a part of the date, it’s chaos but Shuu secretly enjoyed it, Shhhh~~

6. How many children do they want/have? - ...Oh my God-  Okay let’s get one thing (not so straight bc they are gay lol):

They both would be amazing parents okay? AMAZING 👏🏻 Shuu would not force their kids to get good grades since he knows that the pressure can literally break people, and Karma would be the chill dad BUT very protective and will make sure that his kids eat well and are happy. (PLSSSSS- I LOVE THEM) Oh and about how many kids, it would be fun for them to maybe have 3? Like so cute, Imagine them having like a moody teen daughter that even tho Karma and Shuu don’t force to have good grades, she will still try to get them and she isolates herself in her room often and Karma and Shuu don’t mind bc ‘teenagers’, but they still make sure to have some fun with her like taking her out with her siblings to amusement parks, restaurants and other stuff that is fun <3

7. Who hides the weapons? - Karma hides them bc !!!!Jesus !!! Christ !!! a sleep!!! deprived!!! Gakushuu!!! after !! work !!! is something over and beyond anything that Karma can handle

8. Who is the better dancer? - Shuu but when they dance together they are perfect <3

9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding? - Lmao imagine ‘Sofia the first’ themed wedding; Shuu would kill Karma if he did that; or even better, a ‘Shrek’ themed wedding pls-

10. What do their parents think of them dating? - Who tf gives a damn about GakuHOE, he ain’t allowed to say SHIT or I’ll throw hands; as well as Karma's parents they better stfu or I’ll throw them into a blender

11. Are they a super sappy couple? - Oh yeah for sure sksksk

12. How did they get together? - Depends on what fanfic I would be basing these questions on lolol but, I would say they got together in High School bc

“A rival like you is hard to find” ~Shuu

“Oh? So Rivals to lovers?” ~Karma

“Yea” ~Shuu

13. Who asked the other to get married? - Karma would bc okay yea he can cook and shit but let’s be real, he wouldn’t survive a day without Gakushuu, also the proposal would be fancy

14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes? - KARMA!!!

15. Who is the nerd? - Shuu, bc even when Karma tells jokes, Shuu gets confused and hits him with facts and Karma tries to stop by saying “Nuuu Shuu that’s a joke, a joKE-”

16. Who knows the most obscure facts? - Karma lolol

17. Who makes the other a flower crown? - Karma would and as said in the first question, Shuu would be a blushing mess

18. Who likes to read? - Both do, but when Shuu starts to read a book or so, ain’t nobody better disturb this man or Karma will throw hands 🔫

19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads? - Karma once disturbed Shuu and he almost died; but Shuu does disturb Karma when reading bc well- let’s say he wants something important, something uh- well, very specific. (Di-)

20. Who tutors the other? - They both do, once Karma makes smth Shuu doesn’t know so he teaches him, and as well as the other way around

21. Do they have similar taste in movies? - Lmao nah, but it’s fun that way bc they get to explore what the other one likes (Karma stans ‘Shrek’)

22. How do their personalities complement each other? - Perfectly, they might think differently, but as said, they fulfill each other <3

23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon? - OHHHH OMG OMG THIS:

Karma would probably make a big party in revealing that they are adopting, and like invite his friends, Rio obviously lol, Terasaka, Nagisa, Kanzaki and so on and like skskskksks pls he would be so excited and maybe at first it would be a normal dinner or so, and then he reveals that they are going to adopt and like everyone freaks out (in a good way), especially Rio pls omg, chaos

24. Who has better fashion sense? - Omg, pls, them, them as fashionable parents- omg pls this:

Them going out for a walk or so with their kids and people mf taking pictures of them bc they think they are models or sum and their teen daughter getting all embarrassed pls this would be amazing

25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner? - KARMA GO GET THEIR ASS, THEY HURT SHUUS FEELINGS

Hope you enjoyed the 1/4 of the 100 OTP Questions :D ♡

[theprotagonistisdead]

yes i'm gonna study for my german exam in math class so i can just do nothing (make a watch list of my favourite spuffy episodes) later at home

[vickyvicarious]

12 for your FMA otp :)

That'd be Edwin!

How do they react to each other’s nicknames/terms of endearment?

They aren't really a couple that uses endearments, most of the time. Ed turns firetruck red and starts making weird noises if Winry ever calls him something more stereotypically sweet like 'honey' or 'darling'. He generally thinks it's an act of war, but is too flustered to respond in kind, unless he's attempting to put on a show for some third party, at which point his pride kicks in. "S-sure, sw-s-sweetie..." he will shakily reply, trying his hardest not to cringe, and it's a huge failure but he'll think he got away with showing off how lovey-dovey they are.

If he ever mustered up the strength to call Winry such a nickname out of the blue, she'd also be highly embarrassed, but it has never happened and probably never will.

Their usual nicknames (gearhead, alchemy freak) are much more casual. The reactions range from flinging things about to, eventually, more of just rolling their eyes or in the softest moments, a fond smile.

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send me characters + numbers for their dynamic

[pimpedoutgreenears]

shuya/hirono for otp questions? :D

Sorry this took a minute, but I love the ask!

1. Are they more "cute forehead kisses" or "hot making out" kind of couple? Maybe one prefers first option and the other one the second? How do they deal, in that case?

Shuya likes to give her cute little forehead kisses but of course Hirono is too cool for that kind of thing, at least in front of anyone. Like if he kisses her like that in front of either of their friend groups she acts disgusted and is like, "If you're gonna kiss me, do it right" and then she starts making out with him hard core. Shuya is always surprised by that but also always enjoys it.

But sometimes when they're alone he'll kiss her forehead and instead of starting a makeout session, she'll just scoff like she's annoyed, but then lean against him and kiss him along the jawline. Shuya always loves it and wishes she'd do it more.

2. If they wanted to shower their significant other with affection, how would they do that? Dinner in some fancy restaurant, gift, kisses and cuddles or an evening together on a couch with hot tea and very intimate talk?

If Shuya's looking to shower her in affection, you know he's going to write her a cheesy ass song. And she's going to listen to it and laugh her ass off. A part of her likes when he does this in front of other people (girls) because then she can flaunt that he's with her. But if he does it in front of Mitsuko, she hates it because Mitsuko always makes snide comments about him (Yoshimi thinks it's super cute though and wishes Yoji did stuff like that for her).

Hirono would definitely do it physically. Like, she feels like that's what's she's good at so that's what she goes with. But she also shows affection by taking him places that she thinks he'll like, like illegal rock shows and other sketchy places. She loves exposing him to knew stuff and loves the crazy adventures she takes him on.

3. Are they comfortable with showing each other affection in public? If one is and the other one not, how do they interact in public?

They're both comfortable with it! Like, it's a little different because Shuya's more comfortable with romantic affection whereas Hirono's more for physical affection but they strike a decent balance.

4. Do they have pet names? Do they like to embarrass each other in front of their friends/family/coworkers with some silly ones? Or do they keep it with basics, like "swertheart" or "honey"?

Hirono definitely calls him sweetheart in a sarcastic/condescending way when she's mad at him. She also calls him stuff like 'sexy', 'hot stuff', and 'guitar boy' normally. And she's not above calling him something that will embarrass him.

Shuya uses them in a more loving way, but he's pretty basic. Although I could see him coming up with something to call her for a song that's unique and then always using that, but I'm not sure what it would be. He doesn't usually try to embarrass her with them, but there are times where he would if they're fighting. He loves her, but sometimes he's gotta match her energy to earn her respect.

5. If one of them was away for longer time, like a week, how their significant other would greet them back?

Look man, Hirono missed her boytoy and she wants to makeout. But, also, maybe, under the surface, she also wants to just cuddle and talk. But she's gotta go through the motions first, okay?

Shuya also likes some kiss action, but he also wants to talk her ear off about whatever happened. So maybe they just talk in between making out?

6. How often do they say "I love you" to one another? On daily basics, leaving to work, with a kiss on a cheek and quick "love u, bye!" or it's more rare and more emotional?

Look, Hirono will admit she's in love when she's dead, okay? Love isn't real and people who believe in it is are stupid. Isn't it enough that she hangs around? Meanwhile, Shuya's throwing 'em out like confetti (by comparison, he's actually pretty normal about it). And when she doesn't say it back he just smiles and says stuff like, "Careful, or one day you'll slip up and say it back." And she flips him off, but he takes that as an I love you anyway.

7. Do they keep track of each other during the day? Asking how is that important meeting going and texting "I <3 u"? Or they just text each other grocery list and talk when they are both home?

They're both better with talking in person. Shuya loses his phone or forgets about it when he gets involved with other things all the time. So even though he tries to be a good boyfriend with his texting, it's pretty all over the place.

But that's okay because Hirono ignores it when she's doing something fun. So neither of them are super easy to get a hold of. Although sometimes Hirono's bitter when she ignores her phone all day and Shuya hasn't texted her. Like, how is she supposed to tease him about how much he missed her if he didn't text? And she's NOT saying she missed him!

8. How long into their relationship they are, when they say "I love you" for the first time? Who says that first? In what situation?

Shuya says it first, no question. It does take him a little bit but probably within a couple of months. It probably happens after they're doing something they shouldn't be doing and almost get caught, like they're at some underground rock show and cops show up and Hirono leads them out and they run. And once they're safe Shuya looks at her and tells her he loves her. Hirono freaks out about that though, because what the fuck, they're just having fun? Why did he have to go and make it a serious thing? Love isn't real and he needs to not try and pull that shit on her. Like, does he think he'll get more from her if he says that? Because he won't. It leads to a fight but they end up making up and Shuya basically says he doesn't need her to say it back but he needs to be able to say it. And that's how they operate for a long time. But eventually after they've been together for a long while, probably like months, maybe a year, she eventually lets it slip super casually, like, "I love your crazy ass." And she looks at him in a way that says 'yeah, I said it, don't make a thing about it.' And of course, Shuya does then make a thing about it because he can't read the room but he's just really happy, okay? After that she still doesn't say it much, but it appears occasionally.

9. Do they have some unusual ways of saying "I love you"? Squeezing hands, that they both know what means?

Anytime she calls him crazy it's code for 'I love you.' It takes him 90 years to understand that, but he eventually does. Then he starts saying it back to her and it becomes their thing.

10. How they show affection to the other one in everyday life? Do they cook dinner for each other? Or wash the dishes, even though it's not their turn, cause they know the other one hates it?

They just try to do things that makes the other happy. They spend time together. Hirono hangs out with his friends even though she doesn't like most of them and is only sort of mean to them. Shuya always reminds her of how smart she is and how she's better than she thinks.

[makoandharu]

I love hearing all about headcanons, 🤩 so for the the OTP ask game. For MakoHaru 💙💚 - 19, 22, 32, 33, 42, 43, 46 and 48; And if you don't mind (but don't need to do, since you're not really found of them, but I love the couple, so sorry... ), SouMako 💚💚 - 4, 6, 20, 29, 36, 43 and 48.

Thank you! ❤️

Makoaru

19. Who puts their cold hands/feet on the other?

Haru! Whenever Makoto says some sappy nonsense whilst they’re cuddling, and Haru’s too embarrassed to do anything else other than to put his freezing hands on Makoto’s neck to get him to yelp and shut up 

22. Who texts more often?

Makoto obviously, but Haru’s gotten really good at responding and initiating conversation 

32. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Both, they’re walking wikipedia articles of each other 

33. How do they eat ice cream? What’s their favorite flavors?

I think once they’re in Tokyo they probably stop with the popsicles bc Haru doesn’t even like them that much and they’re not always together to share, so they probably just eat out of the tub when watching a movie with one spoon. 

42. What is their favorite feature of their partner?

Haru loves Makoto’s eyes and arms/hands (i am NOT projecting how DARE you insinuate that), Makoto loves Haru’s smile and his back muscles. 

43. What is the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

oh the hugs!!!!!!!! the comfort hugs, the greeting hugs, the goodbye hugs, the celebratory hugs, the i-missed-you hugs, the invitation to something more hugs!! They just hug all the time!! 

46. Who initiates kisses?

Haruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Once that boy has decided what he wants no-one can stop him (okay maybe Makoto can stop him, but in this instance he absolutely doesn’t want to)

48. Who tells their friends/family about their relationship first?

Makoto!! But they would tell them together, and Mama Tachibana would do such an awful job at feigning surprise that Makoto would be like “...mum did you already know?!”

Soumako

4. When they can’t sleep, what do they do?

naughty stuffffffffffffff 100%

6. Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile?

Sousuke!! He’s a secret sap and loves how even in his sleep Makoto looks so kind

20. What do they argue about the most?

Makoto is messy, Sousuke is a neat freak. Makoto tries his best to clean up after himself but he’s just a klutz so there’s usually errant socks everywhere which drive Sousuke up the wall.

29. Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies?

Makoto, but Sousuke always offers to it’s not like he minds. 

36. Which one is the secret snuggler?

Sousuke, but only after a bad day. Otherwise he’s the big spoon all protective and strong.    

43. What is the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

oh they would be a shy mess!! tongue tied, can’t form a coherent thought around each other, Makoto kinda just wants to avoid him bc he doesn’t wanna make a fool out of himself which leads Sousuke to believe he did something wrong and Makoto’s mad and their besties have to interveen bc this is just ridiciculous and it’s a whole thing

48. Who tells their friends/family about their relationship first?

hm i think Sousuke would tell his brother only, not his parents bc i firmly believe his parents would not approve. Makoto would tell his parents once he’s 100% certain he’s not gonna ruin this and that it’s gonna last, which takes months.

Thank you for askinggggggggggggggggggg <3

[evarcana]

1, 9 & 11 from the OTP asks for the fancy couple, please and thank you 😌 —leila-of-ravens

Aaaaaww no, thank YOU for asking! 💕💕💕

1 (first impressions) is here

9. What made them realize they were in love?

Ev is fast moving and perceives her own feelings very black and white, so she falls in love quick and doesn’t second guess it. As much as she wanted to think that Valerius was “an arsehole who happened to be hot”, it was clearly more like “my arsehole”. Valerius had his bad temper, it was not clear who he cared about but it clearly was not her, but Ev still couldn’t bring herself to dislike him - she wanted to know more about him, to see whether that frown would smooth with a touch, which was completely illogical and therefore could only mean one thing.

Valerius is a more complicated story. He was noticing lots of things, but managed to find other explanations for them fairly well until he noticed that he cared about Ev’s feelings: that smile covered by the palm of her hand was oddly satisfying and it oddly hurt when she suddenly turned quite and her eyes were loosing focus. Not like he had never come up with the ridiculous explanations for what was happening between them before, but it reached the point when it would be too ridiculous. Even Valerius can join the dots, give in and be honest with himself sometimes.

11. Do they get married? Who proposes and how?

Hell yes.

I actually have not thought much about the proposal before, so consider this concept:

Even if Valerius is the first one to confess some kind of feelings, Ev is the first one to say “I love you” and there is considerable time gap between the two. When she tells it to him, Valerius freaks out and does not respond on the spot. He has to process what that meant and the implications of it. With the thought process comes the realisation that there was nothing stopping him from saying it back, he messed up. Thinking of Ev probably being angry or upset or most likely both, he had to think carefully about the next thing to do - and having thought through all the implications and being traditional, he decides to propose. Risky but felt like a right thing to do for him and would explain the delay.

He arranges a trip to his vineyard (of course Valerius owns a vineyard or two, even if it’s not part of the family estate, the tax payers’ money had to go somewhere). He waits till the day is coming to it’s end, he knows that Ev will comment on how lovely it is there, especially if they enjoy the view from the terrace. And this is he clears his throat and manages something like “would you like to share it all with me?”, hoping that the blushy face and golden hour would do the rest and add the context. It didn’t. He kind of suspected that it might not be that easy. He sighs but gets down on one knee and pulls the ring out. Luckily, he knew what to say and even better that it didn’t come to the poetry citation.

Ev is terribly embarrassed of her tears and ‘yes’ that came out too quick, it would be more reasonable if she took time to think about it. That pleased Valerius’s ego big time though, even 10 seconds of fearing rejection would be painful.

The gemstone in ring is red “for all the wine spilled”, he would later tell her.

[ah-ga-seven]

I love we’re finally seeing how they first met. Wooyoung greeting Yeonjun with Jagiya 🤣 I’m pretty sure he doesn’t refer to him as that any more lol

Damn that got steamy real quick. They really didn’t waste any time 😂

I really wanna dispel the stereotype that us Brits all drink tea, coz we don’t. But will definitely offer you a cuppa (tea) when you come over… I think it’s law that we have some in the cupboard 😂

Ohhh wow!!! That took a dark turn! YooJin went through a lot. No wonder she had so many issues and thought leaving her son was the only choice

So sad that Yeonjun didn’t get to repair/build his relationship with his mum… makes me not like Krae-rina even more. Had she given him the letter earlier he may have been able to reunite with his mum for however long they had left together. (She may still have taken her own life or his presence could have been the catalyst needed for her to get well. Sucks we’ll never know)

Ohhh Gawd noooooo!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ not Juyeon and y/n again

Y/n does know there are more than 2 guys her age in the world right?!!!!!

I’m glad he helped her out of a tough situation but move along afterwards lol

Can you tell I’m not a fan of their relationship lol

I’ve always preferred Yeonjun & y/n… I mean if you’re gonna f up multiple peoples lives, you might as well make it worth it 🤷🏽‍♀️

David is huge a**hole. Y/n was too nice in that situation… never be nice or polite in these situations. I would have embarrassed the hell out of him… me … everyone lol “HOW DARE YOU SEXUALLY PREPOSITION ME!! YOU’RE MY STEPDAD!!!! I’VE KNOWN YOU SINCE I WAS 5. NO I WON’T INVITE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS OVER TO JOIN US YOU SICK FREAK!! I’M TELLING MUM!!” If shit goes wrong everyone will remember your face and his 🤷🏽‍♀️

OTP SooMi still going strong!!! 💕 Imagine your only relationship issue is that your bf showers his pet hedgehog with a lil too much attention 😂

Yeonjun didn’t find the family he expected, but found the family he very much needed. This helped him change and mature so much that he put Y/n’s happiness before his own.

I can’t feel sorry for our sweet, kind dumbass Juyeon, he should have known better, y/n did him dirty last time, what did he really expect?!!! He thought he was in the clear because Yeonjun wasn’t around any more… dude was always Plan B

I really liked the ending, the role reversal and everything coming full circle. Also them completing the painting together was actually a really beautiful moment.

Congrats on completing Sneaky Link!!!

I’ve loved reading every frustrating, steamy, funny, heartbreaking and happy moments of it.

I’ve had a rough week this was a much needed and appreciated distraction. I’m so looking forward to whatever you produce next but as always when you are ready. I’ve still got TTES to keep me busy.

SPOILERS!

Hiiii, I was wondering where you wereeee hahaha

Yesss I thought it’d be cute to get their backstory as the start of the final chapter 🥺 Even though its...yk...fucked up i tried to make it a bit cute. HAHAHA

L I S T E N. I have family in England and they always whip out the tea pots and cups the minute i step foot inside their homes so i’m just writing from experience HAHAHAH 

Yeah...there was no way to lightly brush over the subject of Yeonjun’s past and I didn’t want to half-answer or half ass that part of the story line but my mind took it even further into the gutter SORRY FOR THE ANGST. lmao

I M SCREAMING. The juyeon slander :( .  But you’re riiight he deserves better than yn and yn and yeonjun deserve each other because they’re equally as fucked up in the head.  

NOoooo STEPDAD HGKJDFGF im dying. omg. that’s so funny, but juyeon had to be the savior here it adds to his savior complex towards y/n.

I know right, I want what Mirae and Soobin have :( i’d take several hedgehogs in the house to have that type of stability hahahahaha

yes :( I really wanted Yeonjun to have a home again, cause once the lack of parental love got filled, he could start healing with the help of these people backing him up and accepting him as their own 🥺🥺 #thankyouchristine

Yeonjun got mature enough to realize that if he truely loved yn he should let her go and if they rlly belonged together, time would tell and that’s exactly what happeneddd

Yoooo but forreal. A tiger won’t change it’s stripes. Once second choice always a second choice no matter how sad that sounds it’s the truth.

Thank youu!! 😭😭 im glad you liked it. Writing this series has been a ride. So many ups and downs both creatively and personally but i’m so happy i pulled through and was able to stay consistent. 

Oh no...I hope you’re okay. Just know this is a safe place and if you ever need to find an escape, this blog will be here for you. Thank you again, i’m going to miss these messages :((( and pls do tell me what you think of TTEOS hahaha

Byeee bby, thanks again and feel better 💙

[zatdummesmadchen]

Gerhun 💚

Otp questions-

1. Who spends all their money on the other?

Tbh? Germany. He isn’t really good with showing affection with his words and prefers buying Hungary gifts or taking her out on dates or just touring different places even. Everything he buys is probably personal and of great material. He just wants her to know she is loved.

2. Who sleeps on other’s lap?

Germany. It’s one of his favorite moments with Hungary, after a long day at work he comes home and lays down with his head on her lap, they mostly talk about his day, about stress or anything really. With Hungary stroking his hair, its relaxing enough for him to fall asleep. His dogs usually surround both of them when it happens. Germany is always kinda embarrassed when he wakes up but Hungary always reassures him that its okay.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

No one actually, both of them are pretty chill when it comes to that and none of them really run around naked, I mean Germany would be flustered and Hungary would just enjoy the view, why would she not?

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Hungary and Germany respectively. She usually advices him not to overwork himself and is concerned about him, would probably stay up with him and bring him something to eat or drink, just to relax the overworked man enough to ease his nerves. Germany ends up apologizing but she understands and drags him to bed after his work is done.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Both of them are actually good at cooking although Germany is better at baking, he probably messes up before a date because he’s nervous.

6: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Hungary. Germany’s clothes are very comfortable to her and it always swells the man’s chest with adoration whenever she wear it, they both have similar fashion taste and it often suits them. Also she looks hot.

7. Who runs errands and who says,’did you remember-‘?

It’s pretty much Germany and he definitely has an extensive lost of what to bring but he can pretty much forget something which means a grumpy Hungary. If he’s busy (which is often) then it’s Hungary who does it and Germany often asks if she forgot anything.

8. Which one drives the car and which one gives directions?

I would like to confirm that Germany is a simp and a gentleman so he definitely asks to drop her off or drive her somewhere if he has the time, either its a meeting or anything. Hungary mostly goes along with it and gives him directions, which can be complicated. Other times she will let him tag along while she drives and they both just chat or drive in excessive speeds for fun.

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

I like to think it would be Hungary doing the backflips since she is agile and narrow while Germany is more on the broader side, he waits behind the steering wheel, doing the hacking or is on the lookout.

Or consider Prukraine with them.

Hungary and Prussia would probably do all the stealth work, while Germany hacks the cameras and Ukraine is there to support them, she also can drive crazily when needed so theres that.

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Hungary, she can hold her drink when its needed of course, but sometimes she goes overboard when trauma gets too much for her. She also gets cranky and easily irritated while drunk, Germany usually either drinks with her and picks her up over his shoulder if she’s really out of it. But if he’s drunk too then he will let her be and enjoy her beating the shit out of someone, giggling like a kid. Although if Germany does drink too much then it’s kinda easy to handle him since he’s basically Feliciano when drunk. Hungary probably sweet talks him or just knocks him out to make him stop drinking.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

Hungary, it can be something random and Germany would still find it endearing, like surprising him with a new puppy or simply something she made by herself, it’s worth to see him smile. Germany kinda goes overboard with gifts.

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

In human au, I like to think its Germany who does that, he’s an awkward teenager so give him a break please. It’s usually daydreams tho.

15: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Germany uwu, he fusses a lot over her when it’s cold and she isn’t wearing a jacket, lending her his own, he just likes seeing her wear it too, it’s adorable.

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

Germany lol. Not exactly a sibling but Poland is close to Hungary and she has had much drama in the past, so he just warns him not to mess up.

Prussia probably just questions Hungary about her motives but backs off eventually, he is naturally overprotective over Germany so he can be intense. I feel like he would be alright with it since he trusts her. Somewhat. Pretty much spies on them too.

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

Its kinda a slow buildup but Hungary gives hints of it first, she is kinda prideful and Germany is oblivious, so it takes time for them to realize their feelings and come to terms with it. Germany starts being more interested in her and vice versa, they both start to become close. It’s when Hungary kisses him that he realizes they are in love.

Or Germany asks her on a date first (probably Italy’s advice) and they mutually agree to try out on a relationship.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Hungary is pretty good at it since she took care of Italy when he was younger, but she isn’t much interested in having a child. While Germany is probably freaking out but always wanted to be a father. Overall they are good parents, Germany just needs to chill and be more experienced also less intense (probs asks Gilbert or Katyusha for advice), Hungary is fine with having children and is the friend parent. They both don’t have fixed parental roles and switch up, both can be overprotective tho and scary when their child is harmed.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Hungary doesn’t give a damn and types however she’s feeling like while Germany on the other hand is well you know, Germany. Also Prussia would be pretty strict with him using correct grammar too so there’s that. I mean give the dude a break, he’s trying to be cool for her but fails. (She still find him cute anyways)

21. Who is more inclined to be jealous or possessive?

Germany is on the jealousy side, it’s probably because he is insecure about being a good partner for Hungary and is pretty wary around people he is jealous of. Also he is aware that they have more lengthy history with her than him which makes him suspicious of others’ motives.

Hungary is more possessive, I mean she had quite many breakups in the past, so she pretty much doesn’t like it when other’s flirt with him or try to get too close to him. Also more protective towards him since she is aware he can be oblivious when it comes to other’s intentions.

22. Do they ever go swimming together?

Definitely, they both are athletic and a sporty couple, doing many activities together which involves action and the outdoors. Hungary loves watching him play football, watching him get all worked up, while he likes watching her swim. Like a lot. Especially when she comes out of the water all drenched. 🤧

Feel free to send more questions!

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Okay, we’re discussing Maruma ships now so here are some not on the main list yet! + my rambling and disjointed thoughts as they occurred to me. 

So there was the brief Flynn x Yuuri mutual crush thing that happened in Shimaron.  The almost-touch in Big Shimaron when Flynn reaches out to him springs to mind as well as the 'kiss' to knock Yuuri out and their dance at the ball where they just end up holding each other.  Although Yuuri very clearly decides in his brain not to like her in the end and Flynn is like, I'm married to Caloria, there was still a little something there (and it probably partially contributed to how much Wolf hates her XD).  Throwing in my thoughts about this one here... it's kinda ehhhhhhhhhhhhh.....  I mean, Wolfram is one thing because the whole mazoku aging thing, but Flynn is a human in her twenties and Yuuri is sixteen.  It's definitely ehhhhhh..........  I’m not calling the police or anything especially since nothing happened, just giving it a major side-eye.  In any case, this crush is significant because once Yuuri decides in words in his head not to fall in love with her, he stops looking at women altogether.  Name another woman from that point on that he fanboys over like he did all the time prior to meeting Flynn.

Sticking to Flynn, Flynn x Norman were a married couple and they did truly seem to be in love.  Just by how much she fights for her late husband's land and people and talks about how she regrets never having the chance to have his children and how she completely betrayed her family's expectations to infiltrate Norman's family for political fuckery, I think it's pretty obvious.

Also Conrad x Maidmer Princess!!!  How could you forget the most iconic pairing of the entire series!!  XDDD She's the one and only woman Conrad out loud admits to being in love with (although honestly not sure how that worked because they couldn't even have a conversation, but oh well).  The story this came from also gave us many fun moments ranging from Josak trying to set extremely obviously straight Conrad up with a group of crossdressers, Gwendal's mind getting blown like 10x in a row thinking that extremely obviously straight Conrad was sleeping with men (including Josak) but then trying to assure Conrad through his shock that he’ll be okay with it while Conrad freaks out, Gwendal wholeheartedly ready to accept a fish lady as his sister in law, Yuuri accidentally insulting the fuck out of Conrad's room, Conrad being worried that Yuuri was calling him boring for a minute before getting mentally smacked in the face by Yuuri complaining about being rated 88% unfuckable (and Conrad thinking to himself, well yeah of course), and just Conrad's POV in general which is always fun because he is a little shit XDDD  Also I love when he was thinking to himself, I spent the war sleeping with all sorts of women, some of whom were married, and when the war was over people called me a Whore Prince... and then the first complaint he makes about that is along the lines of I’m not a prince, dumbasses.  What a fucking gift to humanity that story was.

Getting off my Crack!otp, there’s Cherie's 3 husbands!  I think volume 5's prologue sums that up best so I’ll just direct people there.

And then, Yuuri’s parents!  Shouma x Miko.  The couple that should not have lasted because they literally went on like 5 dates before Shouma confessed to being a mazoku and Miko was like OMG MARRY ME NOW SO I CAN HAVE MAZOKU BABIES despite thinking he was lame af beforehand... and then they got married XDD  I feel like every time they appear on page together they get into an argument or misunderstanding, but they’re still together so /shrug

That’s all I can think of right now~  

Moving on...

My otp for this series is the royal couple.  How often is my otp the official endgame couple!?  NEVER!  Lord knows I get Second Lead Syndrome on every damn story I read/watch, but for this series I’m not rooting for Conrad.  Way back in my early maruma fangirling days, I liked Yuuram and Conyuu equally because who doesn’t love anyone Morikawa Toshiyuki voices?  I know that could be hard to believe I liked opposing ships the same amount, but that’s an actual thing that happened.  Once I grew up, the Conyuu went away.  That kinda sounds insulting to Conyuu shippers, but it’s not.  Let me explain~  Psychoanalyzing myself, me liking Conyuu was more me being like, Conrad would be the perfect boyfriend! instead of Conrad and Yuuri are great together!, but when I got older I was like, holy hell he would actually be the worst boyfriend after a while no thanks??? XDDDDD  That’s a whoooole other post I probably won’t make~  Anyway, we all have embarrassing college-aged memories whether you attended or not so let’s move on.

Anyway, I know Conyuu is baited all the time and rereading the Maidmer Princess story reminded me that Conrad says looking at Yuuri’s sleeping face gave him the same feeling as looking at the maidmer he fell in love with, but there’s no way that relationship’s gonna pan out canonically.  I feel like I’m playing with fire saying that though o.o

Moving on again, ships I fully support would be:

Yuuri x Wolf

Gwendal x Anissina

Adalbert x Julia (you know, in a posthumous way)

And you know what???  Josak x Murata.  The chaos.  The pure Bisexual Chaos™.  I’m here for that.

Also on the topic of couples!  Let’s talk about Nicola and Hube.  I have feelings here.  Say what you want about Wolfram, at least he’s mentally on the same page as Yuuri.  Gegenhuber is a whole ass man who knocked up a 15/16 year old.  I know they made her older in the anime, but don’t believe those lies!  Do I need to elaborate how he’s gross?  I don’t think so.  BUT, I do like how sensei filtered it through Yuuri’s POV.  (Fyi, I realize the following is partially headcanon) As an also 16yo, this grossness does not cross Yuuri’s mind at all.  In fact, the only thing he remarks on is that he can’t believe she was pregnant and getting married to another man ... but it crosses Gwendal’s.  Adult Gwendal is FURIOUS when he finds out Nicola is pregnant.  He was already mad because he hates Gegenhuber and was getting irritated that he and Nicola were in love/told her he’d use the mateki to help humans, but when he finds out she’s preggers and they totally had sex he loses his shit.  I dunno, it’s like sensei properly communicated that a teenager wouldn’t necessarily recognize the fucked-up nature of a man in his twenties (or the mazoku version of that) starting a relationship with a 15yo and that they also might misinterpret the anger of the older people who do know better.  

And like a cherry on top, Gwen’s anger is solely directed at Gegenhuber, not Nicola.  After this adventure, Gwendal personally takes super good care of Nicola and makes sure she’s set up nicely with the Grisela family and even visits her regularly... and then when Gegenhuber wakes up, Gwendal almost kicks him to death.  Seriously, he literally kicked him so much Anissina had to heal him so he wouldn’t die (and while she was healing him she was like, you’re fucking gross and I wouldn’t care if you dropped dead here, but I kinda have to do this.)  I dunno, I feel like there are so many reasons for people to hate Gegenhuber, I can’t make the claim that this is 100% significantly adding to the hatred.  Would you notice another drop in a bucket?  But this is my opinion on the matter~  Anyway, it’s 1:30am and I need to stop typing!