#otp: astral poisoning

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Crap I meant Jellal x Erik. I hate my phone (TT~TT). Whenever I see someone request one of my ships for something of yours I'm like, "oh yeah I ship that" and ask for something else of them lol.

Send me a character/ship and I’ll tell you some headcanons

Please let me know if you want nsfw in your ask or I’ll assume sfw

Literally the dads of Crime Sorciére

Jellal is the only one with a functioning brain cell, but Erik is more likely to chill faster than the others

Jellal goes blind after Tartaros, sorry but I make the rules

Erik likes holding hands, so he’ll lead Jellal by the hand around crowded places

Jellal swears a lot in his head, Erik finds it hilarious

They are either awkward in public or they are slamming each other into walls or onto tables, no in between

Meredy calls Jellal “dad” by accident a lot, so they tease her about it

[fairytail-multishipper]

I’ve been tagged! Note: My favorite ships vary from day to day

Ships

Nali (Lost and Found) + Impossible || Shontelle & Mary’s Song || Taylor Swift

Gratsu (Don’t Die on Me) + Not Strong Enough || Apocalyptia

Gajuvia (Phantom Lord) + You’re So Creepy || Ghost Town & E-Girls Are Ruining My Life || CORPSE & Savage Ga$p

Fraxus (The Captain and the God) + On My Own || Ashes Remain

Canajane (Barmaid’s Dream) + Teenage Dream || Katy Perry

Lolu (Starburst) + Lucky Strike || Maroon 5

Edo! Juli (Red Umbrella) + The One That Got Away || Katy Perry

Jerik (Astral Poisoning) + Irresistible || Fall Out Boy

Jeltear (I Have a Fiancée) + Marionette || Antonia

Mervia (Such a Beautiful Smile) + Smile || Avril Lavigne

Tagging

@catherinebeloved @emily-nightwalker @gaymirajane @blackpennyforrester @revlischarm and anyone else who wants to join!

Theme Song Tag Game

I love music and I love Fairy Tail. 

Tell me 10 of your favourite Fairy Tail ships.

Tell me the songs you associate with them.

Tag some of your friends.

I’ll go first!

Gray x Natsu (GraTsu) + Never Too Late || Three Days Grace

Erza x Gray (GrayZa) + Technicolour Beat || Oh Wonder

Gray x Lucy (GrayLu) + Drop Your Guard || Jasmine Thompson

Natsu x Sting (StingSu) + WILD || Troye Sivan

Juvia x Lucy (LuVia) + So Close || Jon McLaughlin

Erza x Gray x Lucy x Natsu (GraTsuZaLu / Poly Team Natsu) + Something Wild || Lindsey Sterling & Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness

Lisanna x Natsu (NaLi) + All Of The Stars || Ed Sheeran

Juvia x Lyon (LyVia) + Beautiful Girl || Broken Iris

Carla x Happy (CaPpy) + Islands || Hey Ocean & Ashleigh Ball

Cana x Gray x Loke x Lucy (Chaotic Bisexuals) + In The Middle || dodie

Tagging:

@mintytrifecta​

@lgbtqfairiesarereal​

@butcherza​

@catherinebeloved​

@jinx13gxa2​​

Anyone who wants to participate!

[bonfirelights]

Happy Storyteller Saturday! What are some stories that have really stuck with you?

Happy Storyteller Saturday! Thanks for the ask! :)

Here are some of the stories that have stuck with me:

Oh, the Places You’ll Go! by Dr. Seuss - This was the book that made me decide to become a writer, when I was about four! It made me realise that words are fun, and that life is full of adventures.

The Lorax by Dr. Seuss - I was a big Dr. Seuss fan as a little kid, and this was one of my favourite works by him because it always felt Important.

There’s a Boy in the Girl’s Bathroom by Louis Sachar - I read this when I was about nine, and it made me see people differently.

Anastasia the movie - Anya and Dmitri are still the best OTP and I’ve never seen a better one.

Lord of the Rings - Sam’s speeches in the movie version always get to me. Especially this one:

Sam: Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?

Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.

asdhdskjhjfds it’s so beautiful hahaha, I never cry in movies but I always nearly cry over that bit.

Stargate SG-1: There’s an episode where Daniel is dying from radiation poisoning and the Ancients give him an opportunity to ascend instead. And Jack, being connected to the Ancients, gets an opportunity to talk with Daniel in the astral plane or whatever it is. He tries to talk Daniel out of ascending because they can heal him with the goa’uld device instead. But Daniel tells Jack that he wants to ascend. Jack asks him why, and Daniel explains that he might be able to do more good this way, and he feels like he’s never really done anything meaningful to help anybody. Which Jack (and the audience) is completely shocked by, because Daniel has done many good things and helped many people. This episode made me realise that people can see themselves in a completely different way to how other people see them. It shows how low self-esteem tells lies to people, because Daniel has no reason to see himself that way.

The Hunger Games: That scene where Katniss and Prim’s cat are mourning Prim together was so painful and pure that it’s always really stuck with me.

Fruits Basket: I read the manga in my teens and it taught me so much about optimism and resilience. And the characters are just delightful.

Frozen: The subversion of the ‘true love’ trope at the end of Frozen was a huge deal to me as an arospec aspec person. The true love was familial love, it was platonic love. We never get that. Frozen got a lot of flack when it first came out and I could never explain to people why I loved it so much because it would have meant explaining to people what asexuality is and what aromanticism is and what the spectrum is and I didn’t want to do that. But it was fine just secretly knowing and having it to myself, because that kind of validation was something I’d never gotten from a movie before.

There are many other stories that have stuck with me but these are the ones that come to mind right now! Thank you!

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LUP and if you're cool with doing multiple, magnus, merle, and taako

i’m absolutely good to do multiple i love Having Opinions

LUP:

How I feel about this character: loml like IDEAL character god like not to show emotions i main but i cried when she was introduced and then she showed up and was just undeniably the coolest character on the podcast god BLESS

All the people I ship romantically with this character: lucretia or barry but like honestly to be honest with you. more w/lucretia and how much i even like barry and her relationship w/him is really more due to fan created content vs anything actually in the show, especially because literally we just dont hear anything about her feelings until they’re already together like griffin i get it its a big show theres a lot to cover but like. idk lup could have mentioned once that the feeling was mutual or something. this part should have been under unpopular opinion but whatever

My non-romantic OTP for this character: MAGNUS….. they r good friends

My unpopular opinion about this character: a tame opinion i have thats more just a hc is that i have is that she has a bob because she’s bisexual and also because chin-to-shoulder length hair is “just started transitioning and i need plausible deniability” culture and sometimes after that’s all done you’re like “this length isn’t bad as long as i properly cut and style it” and thats my proof. my other opinion is that i 100% honestly believe if she had switched places w/lucretia she would have done something similar and thats why she forgives lucretia so fast bc she understands the choice lucretia made. she would have executed it differently to be sure but like. same principle

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: interactions…… with lucretia….. more of them i am so starved ever since griffin said he wished we saw more of their friendship i have been in a pit of despair. give it to me

the rest are under a cut bc Long

TAAKO:

How I feel about this character: fucking superb you funky little wizard

All the people I ship romantically with this character: tbh mostly just kravitz. there are other ships im not against but honestly most other ships just sort of feel like….. like ppl just feel the need to ship taako w/every man to walk the earth and im over it, especially w/ppl he barely speaks to or to whom other members of the thb have better relationship dynamics

My non-romantic OTP for this character: ren!!!!!!! also davenport i feel like especially post canon they’re really close friends. also hurley. 

My unpopular opinion about this character: i DONT understand shipping him with sazed and i never have. for a long time i was CONVINCED there was going to be some brief mention of him being an ex or them being involved or even just of the relationship dyanmic being complicated or having a power imbalance favouring sazed or SOMETHING but literally all that happened was sazed got jealous and tried to poison taako. and like. idk was that backstory of watching 40 ppl die not traumatic enough for people? did we also need to add in that sazed was an abusive boyfriend? stop writing gay ppl suffering for entertainment

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i fucking lie awake at night thinking about what would have happened if taako fell under the thrall of the gaia sash and magnus and taako had to help him and hurley and sloane came back right away as dryads and joined the team. it haunts me. he failed that will save and i wanted CONSEQUENCES. also b4 anyone is like “they’re immune” prove it.

MAGNUS

How I feel about this character: Projection Central tbh like……. travis and magnus both are like uncanny valley like me. like so much like me that it is sometimes deeply uncomfortable. anyway i love magnus 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: julia obvs and also avi like… me and 4 other ppl for that one

My non-romantic OTP for this character: lucretia like…. team human. also 100% magnus lucretia and lup are the dream team in every single way they are great friends and they compliment each other really well change my mind

My unpopular opinion about this character: honestly. i think he should have taken the chalice like first of all it would have been dope for gameplay second of all i think every day about the way that would have affected his character

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: kravitz sidequest in suffering game like is arms outstretched cool? yes. do you know what would have been cooler? a fucking sidequest through the astral plane. we are denied plot points because magnus refuses to die…. unbelievable. also i wish we got to see more of him post canon like bc his finale was when he died we missed out

MERLE:

How I feel about this character: dilf

All the people I ship romantically with this character: davenport and like. kind of john i guess but not as much

My non-romantic OTP for this character: probably lucretia also…… its important to me that lucretia has friends. also like. i think post canon merle is one of the first people to forgive her and hes most like he was during tsc with obviously more growth and so they get along like old friends the quickest and the most. honestly i really do think merle is charming in a very specific merle way and he gets along with so many people so its like. honestly everyone. the man tried to be friends with the hunger like the compassion……. the care for other ppl… the commitment to joy…… i fucking love merle

My unpopular opinion about this character: DILF. THE TAZ FANDOM IS AFRAID OF THE TRUTH BUT IM NOT

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i always thought it was a weird choice to bring up merle’s arm during the chalice because it was played so much as a joke metatextually that it felt out of place next to the other two. especially knowing merle has backstory fodder too. i dont remember if they’d gotten to it yet. anyway i wish either they’d taken the arm thing more seriously the whole time or his option at the chalice was something else, i think the scene would have been more balanced. maybe it just felt out of place to deal with something we saw in game tho because the other two were backstory hooks. who knows.

then again griffin also brought up phandalin and they NEVER cared about that like it was always a joke so think partially it was griffin being like “CARE THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS THINGS THAT HAPPENED” so i guess thats fine. idk where im going with this. 

[fairytail-multishipper]

100 Headcanon Challenge: Jerik

request from @watcher-ofthe-sky

They got together after a dramatic confession of love in the rain

Resulting in both getting sick

Edgy emo boyfriends

Both are cuddly sleepers

Neither Jellal nor Erik can cook

They switch off who cooks and are stuck in an infinity loop of “shut up, its not that bad”

Erik is one of the only people who knows what Jellal’s tattoo means and is

The mom friends of Crime Sorciére

Literally an old married couple, but still love each other

Not big fans of PDA

They only kiss or hold hands, but only because one of them (erik) gets jealous

Erik legit used to pick up every snake he found and tried to keep them as a pet

He stopped after Jellal got bit by a poisonous snake and Erik had to suck the poison out

Jellal’s birthday is March 2 (Pisces)

Erik’s birthday is November 2 (Scorpio)

They got married on July 2, the midpoint between their birthdays

They got married at a courthouse, fast and simple

Erza was upset when she found out they got married and didn’t invite her

Erik listening to Jellal breathing at night, and him just, being so happy?

They just make each other happier than they ever thought they deserved

If you’re a vertran on my blog, you know I love the idea of Jellal going blind after the Tartaros arc, so just imagine Erik whispering how things sound to Jellal

Just, not talking about how things look, but how Erik hears the world

I just love the idea of them being a soft couple

[fairytail-multishipper]

Top 5 ships

1. Gratsu (Gray/Natsu)

2. Fraxus (Freed/Laxus)

3. Jerik (Jellal/Erik)

4. Mervia (Meredy/Juvia)

5. Chendy (Chelia/Wendy)

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Jerik/jelray for the top 5 smut headcanon

Jerik

Marking

Lingère

Masturbating/Mutal masurbating

Roleplay

Name Calling

Jelray

Watersports

Gags

Teasing

Spanking

Dildos

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Jerik Headcanons

For Anonymous

They got married on July 2nd

This is because July 2nd, is the midpoint between their birthdays

Jellal’s birthday is March 2nd

Erik’s birthday is November 2nd

They got married by Porlyusica

The only ones in attendance were Crime Sorciére

Meredy was the “flower girl”

Meaning she grabbed a handful of wild flowers and scattered the petals around

The only ones who got seriously dressed up was Sorano and Macbeth

But that’s because they always are slaying

Erza got quite upset that she wasn’t invited

But, she understood that they needed their privacy