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"Good Boy~" Jyushimatsu x reader oneshot

Warniiiiiing: this one shot contains NSFW content! Please do not read any further if you're under age! Contents of this fic include:

- Mild pet play themes

- Praise kink

- Fem-Dom reader

- Obviously Jyushimatsu Matsuno

- Mild sadness

- some heavy fluff as well

- a Lil ooc jyushimatsu (mostly him being a little bit sad/sensitive)

This is your final warning to click off!

(context before I start, this is heavily based off this dream I've been having for weeks and also how I feel like he'd react to romance after Homura left, so enjoy my weird brain)

It had been 3 days since you had last seen Jyushimatsu, you two have been hooking up in secret for over a year now and it's been great, but you do want something of a little more substance with him. You realized this over the 3 days you weren't with him, sure your meetings with him usually devolved into excitable mind-bending sex, but there was just the certain aspect of having him keep you company through mundane tasks that you'd missed.

Either way, you can't focus on that right now because one of your friends set you up on a date and has threatened to cut all contact with you if you bail again. As you're getting ready for your date in one of your more disheveled states, you hear a knock on the door. Reluctantly you answer it, ignoring any embarrassment you might feel from someone seeing you in hair curlers and a face mask. There he stood, Jyushimatsu Matsuno, looking like he was just about to break down in tears before he saw you, without thinking, you ushered him in, now fully focused on trying to ease whatever pain he was in.

"Jyushimatsu.... What's wrong? Where have you been? Are you hurt?" you frantically check over the man, obviously not wanting him hurt, even if you were a little upset at him for randomly disappearing for with no contact. In a shaky voice, he spoke up "I really tried Y/N, I tried not to bother you so much, I didn't want to keep coming over" he whimpered out. This both confused and concerned you, why didn't he want to come over anymore? Did you hurt him? Before you could worry more, he spoke up again.

"You deserve someone who can give you everything you're worth, I can't do that!" he panicked admitting this, instinctively you pulled his chin up to meet his stupidly cute sniveling face and sigh. "Jyushi, what's gotten into you? Why are you suddenly so worried about what I deserve? You shouldn't worry about things like that, especially not to the point where it's stresses you out so much" you do your best to comfort him, realizing he might have been feeling really insecure. "I don't know what's going on in that brain of yours, but all those bad thoughts swimming around in there need to leave... I want you to know, if I didn't like what we have going on.... Whatever that may be, I wouldn't keep is going for as long as I have" you quell his concerns, rubbing the back of his head gently, practically making him putty in your hands.

"I'm sorry" he mumbles out, now leaning gently into your touch "i just was scared because... I wanted to ask you something, and then got in my head about everything between us.... I've never done that before" he admitted, now just wanting to be touched by you in any way. "Jyushi, you can ask me anything, I already told you that, remember when you asked me to try topping you.... Whether it's something serious or something silly, or something involving sex, I'm always gonna answer you"

After gathering himself, and shutting his eyes to avoid possible rejection, he suddenly blurts out "Do you think we could be more than just friends who have sex!", what he didn't expect to hear was a barrage of giggles leave your mouth. Not the type of laughing that's comes out when you're insulting someone, nor the type that comes out when you're amused, it was more of that shocked/stunned laughter that came out when you're taken aback. This whole time you were worried you harbored unrequited feelings for him, when he was in the same spectrum as you, he looked at you kind of shocked until he was comforted by the familiar warmth of your lips crashing into his for a good minute before pulling away.

His beautiful dumb grin returned, taking that kiss as a yes, without thinking, he scoops you up in his arms "I HIT A HOMERUN!!!" he cries as he attempts to carry you to your room, you stop him suddenly "Wait Jyushi! Uh I do have to tell you.... Not tonight, my friend set me up on a date, and they gave me this dumb ultimatum"

"that's dumb, you shouldn't be their friend if they do something dumb like that.... What's an ultimatum?" he asked with a goofy grin after stating that it was dumb despite not understanding. You giggle slightly and consider explaining it to him, but deciding it not important in the end. Quickly you check the time and realize you're already late so being a no show at this point would be expected. You shrug this off and glance at Jyushimatsu "well... I'm not going to just go through all of this shit and not try to look good for someone, alright, let's go" you gently pat his shoulder as the go-ahead and he hauls you both off to your room.

You make him wait there as you get yourself ready, deciding tonight that you'd be in charge of taking of your your good boy~

After reluctantly getting yourself dolled up, you step out of the bathroom and pose in front of him, letting him see all your curves and goodies in new lingerie you bought just for him. You could practically hear the boing! sound effect as you see the tent in his pants slowly rise to attention for you, "Awe~ My puppy is getting all worked up just from seeing me, he hasn't even touched me yet~, Those 3 days without me must've been torture I bet~". Seeing the perfect seat available for you, you sit right on his lap, grinding down to make sure he knew his place, you also held his hand in place as a mild punishment, if he thought he was going to just leave and not talk to you for 3 days, he was going to have to wait to touch you.

In response to your torture, all he could give out was a weak yet teasing "woof~" letting you know that he would play your games, but he wasn't going to always be obedient. You hold his hands still as you gently grind into his lap "you know, it wasn't fair of you to just leave me, good boys don't let their masters grow lonely, I think that means you need a little.... Correction~" you hissed out with a smirk as you got off his lap. Before continuing on with the torture, you get his hoodie off and tie up his hands, making sure he couldn't wiggle his way out of anything before laying him down on the bed. "remember, if I get too intense or smother you, kick your legs and I'll know to get off" you remind him, before happily taking a seat on his face.

Within seconds you became a babbling, moaning mess as Jyushimatsu hungrily attacked your snatch like it was his last meal. The perks of him having a big mouth benefitted you fell because you reaped the rewards after teaching him how to properly to down on someone. You swore you could feel him spelling his name with his tongue while you grinded on his face, under you, you could hear him moaning and panting and making all the disgustingly arousing noises that came with him greedily kissing and sucking at your cunt.

Normally you could last an hour just teasing him like this, but you spent 3 days without anyone touching you, not even yourself! Within five minutes, you were panting and squealing against his face before stiffening, almost locking your legs around him but remembering that he needed to breathe, you try your hardest not to absolutely choke him as your ride out your orgasm on his face. You weakly giggle as you flop over on your side, slightly spent but not done yet, you both take a minute to catch your breath before getting back up and untying his hands, after discarding whatever clothes you've had left, his hands and face dive straight towards your breasts, smothering himself in between them without asking you.

You squeak softly and gently yank his head away from your tits as he let out a soft whine "Puppy~ Did I say you could play with my chest yet~?" you ask, holding his head inches away for your boobs, he whined and cried from being removed from the warmth of your cleavage "nooooooo, but please~ pleeeeeeeeease~" he started begging, panting and whining like a dog in heat having a treat dangled right in front of him.

You snicker to yourself as you settle yourself on his lap and slowly lower your wetness onto his cock. Letting go of his hair, he smothers himself into your tits to cover up his moans as he practically screamed in pleasure from the feeling. It seemed like no matter how many times you guys have had sex, it felt just as amazing at the first time. Immediately you started to sing his praises, he was a good boy, your good boy and you had to let him know. "f-fuck~ Jyushi, you're such a good boy~, my good boy~ I love you so much~" you hadn't realized what you said until it was too late.

Hearing you say you loved him set something off on him, it was like all this pent up frustration and nervousness and love and sex exploded in him and he had to take it out on you somehow. Within a second you were now under him, being hammered into and you loved it, praising him for absolutely taking care of you like a bitch in heat. "f-fuck~! Keeeeeep going~ you're such a good boy~!!!" you kept squealing out phrases like this, crying for him to please keep going as if he would even want to stop, he didn't.

The sounds he made were a symphony of grunts and moans that blocked out any words his brain tried to form. Needless to say, it didn't take long before you had to slow him down. Because you were getting close, you slowed him down slightly, bringing you both to the rising peak of your orgasms, before slumping forward into his arms as he slowly slipped out. Thank whatever God or gods you believed in for birth control because this man did not pull out.

Laying there in the afterglow of your orgasm, you glance at his sleepy face that had his signature goofy grin plastered on it. "are you feeling better puppy~?" you ask as you gently spoke his head while cuddling him. He let out a happy whine softly as he snuggled into your neck "yeah.... Did you mean it when you said you loved me?" he asked, sleep lacing his words as his gaze met yours. You sigh, equally tired as him "yes... I did mean it, now do we wanna do bath first or nap first? I'm kind of gross right now from what we did but I'm also really tired so you can decide" you speak though yawns only to exhale hard when he picks you up cheerfully. "Bath time! Muscle Muscle, Hustle Hustle!" he cheered out.

The rest of the night was just self care, cuddles, and then you calling your "friend" to say that they weren't allowed to control your life and decide how you spend it or who you spend it with. Your good boy vehemently defended you and of course pampered you through the night.

Now.... How will his brothers react to him bringing you around?

[coolandspicy]

Tumblr Catboy Polls

In this most sacred of democratic rites I ask you to look within your heart and ask yourself the simple question: who is the best catboy? I will do my best to provide a fair and balanced description of each boy’s qualifications in their individual matches but ultimately the decision must come down to your steadfast judgement. I heartily thank you for participating in civic duty.

1 vote = 1 head pat

Round 1

Ichimatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu San) VS Catboy (PJ Masks)

Cecil Aijima (Uta no Prince) VS Zacharie (OFF)

Kuro (Servamp) VS Raymond (Animal Crossing)

Sunny (Omori) VS Miya Chinen (SK8 the Infinity)

Ikuto Tsukiyomi (Shugo Chara) VS Natsume Hyuuga (Gakuen Alice)

Niko (One Shot) VS Gin Ibushi (Your Turn To Die)

Kyo Souma (Fruits Basket) VS Ryoma Hoshi (Danganronpa V3)

Chat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug) VS Nico the Catboy (Adventure Time)

[samstwilightzone]

A day for chocolate

(A short IchiAki Valentines day one-shot I forgot to post on here)

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He's been looking forward to seeing her at least once all day. The girl he was infatuated with, or well... She wasn't just some girl, she was a woman. And she had his heart. And Ichimatsu wanted to see her, he didn't want to wait until the weekend.

Valentine's Day just came and went as he walked around the city, hoping to find her. He tried to stop her in the morning while she was on her way to work but he overslept. He hoped to catch her while she was on her lunch break but by the time he came to her usual spot he had just about missed her. Now there was just one spot where she could see, on that spit overlooking the city.

He made it there just as the cotton candy skies began to fade, being overtaken by the starry night sky as the sunset. The hill, a bench, a single trash can, and a street lamp. Still in her work uniform. She was sitting there, all alone, drinking bubble tea she always went to one specific tea shop to get. Was it too cliche? No! He had to do this!

Swallowing down his nervousness, Ichimatsu approached her, although his steps grew rigid as he neared her. Then he stopped before her. "Hey... Aki-chan..." He greeted timidly.

"Yo, Ichi." Aki greeted him back as he approached, holding the paper straw between her lips for a moment before releasing it. She scooted to the side on the bench, patting the spot next to her. A nonverbal invitation for him to sit by her. "Happy Valentine's Day."

"Ha-happy Valentine..." Ichimatsu said back, stuttering as his shaky hands reached into his hoodie pocket as he sat next to her. He pulled out a small plastic pouch, closed up with a black ribbon. Inside of it? An origami cat ring and a few pieces of wrapped pieces of dark chocolate. "Here. For... For you, I know you don't like sweets, but I hope you... Like it." He said under his breath, holding it out to her. Yet he didn't make eye contact with her.

Aki turned her attention to him as he held his gift out to her, he beat her to it it seemed. She had to clear her throat and place her cup down before gently receiving the gift. She was honestly touched, her sweet... Timid boyfriend, is always so considerate... Clever too, his chocolates weren't even close to melting thanks to them being dark chocolate. "Aw, thank you Ichimatsu." She cooed, carefully undoing the ribbon and reaching into the pouch to take the ring out. She admired it, it was so cute, and just so 'him' as well. She slipped it on and turned her gaze to him, a grateful smile on her face. "I love it."

Ichimatsu observed her the whole time as she handled his hard work with such care, she was so graceful. "I-I'm glad... I didn't know what else to get you- I went with the safest option." He admitted, rubbing the back of his neck while his other hand flattened down the creases in his hoodie.

"Heh... Well, I'd be happy with whatever I received from you. In not that picky." Aki admitted as she reached into her bag. Pushing her wallet, phone, and whatnot out of the way so she could pull out a purple box of chocolates out of her bag, she held it out to him. It was even topped up with a lacy purple ribbon. "Here, I've never done this before so they may be a bit deformed."

Now it was Ichimatsu's turn to be surprised. Mostly because he didn't expect her to find the time to make anything for him. "You... For me?" He questioned, bewildered.

"Who else, you big goof? Take it!" Aki laughed, handing him his box of chocolates. She's never made homemade chocolate, and making sweets was never her strong suit. But she didn't want to just buy him chocolates from the store, it felt less genuine. And this was... For him.

"God... Thank you." He breathed out with a small smile forming on his face as he undid the ribbon and removed the lid. He was met with some... Funny looking flat, a bit melted, cat-shaped chocolates. They were... Incredibly ugly, but hey, she tried. Ichimatsu had to hold back a snort, placing a hand over his mouth as he placed the box into his lap. "Dear God, Aki..." He wheezed out as a chuckle escaped him.

"Don't laugh at my babies!" Aki whined, but she herself couldn't hold back laughing at the way they looked. "They are deformed, and they are ugly, but at least they have a lot of personality."

"Sure, sure... They're beautiful." Ichimatsu snickered out before taking one out of the box and eating it. "Tastes good too..." He remarked, licking the chocolate stains off his fingers.

"At least there's that. I kept them in the fridge at the office, you have no idea how many people I had to threaten to stop them from eating them!" Aki huffed as she took one of her dark chocolate pieces out and ate them. Ah, dark chocolate... It was bitter and... Spicy? Oooh, they had chilli powder in them! Ichimatsu, you sly dog! "The whole department- luckily I didn't have HR on my ass for it." She added, pursing her lips.

They both let out a small dry laugh before silence befell them, a comfortable silence. Ichimatsu leaned himself against Aki as they enjoyed each other's company and the chocolates they received. Washing it down with Aki's bubble tea. It was nice.

"So... Will you be my Valentine?" Ichimatsu spoke up, after gathering the courage to break the silence.

"... Heh, yeah, sure... I'd love to... I do have a special surprise planned for you at my place... If you're interested, kitty-cat." Aki offered, wrapping an arm around him and leaning down to place a chase kiss on his head, then when he lifted his head she took the chance to steal a kiss from his lips as well. She ended up tasting chocolate. This was the only kind of sweet she could accept.

Ichimatsu's face turned red, both from her invitation and her nickname. She had something planned? He gets to go to her place? That means he'll get to see Reginald again! "S-sure..." He answered, swallowing a lump in his throat. "I wouldn't mind that."

Aki smiled, licking the edges of her lips. "Hope you like chocolate fondue and strawberries."

[does-it-introject]

QUEUE CHECKLIST

[pt: Queue Checklist /end pt]

... will get updated every once in a while! Also hidden below the cut due to the amount of requests!

In the queue waiting is:

Murder Drones

Subnautica (Franchise)

Danganronpa

Jujutsu Kaisen

Dungeon Meshi

Mass Effect (Series)

Danger Days: The True Life Of Fabulous Killjoys

Lord Of The Rings

Fallout 4

QSMP

Transformers

Amphibia

Sk8 The Infinity

Hermitcraft

Owl House

Creepypasta

Life Series

Once Human

Star Trek (Franchise)

Bluey

My Hero Academia

VTubers

Skibidi Toilet

Demon Slayer

Ride The Cyclone

Dandy's World

Robert De Niro

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Poppy Playtime

How To Train Your Dragon

Komi Can't Communicate

Madoka Magica

Deadlock

Full Metal Alchemist (2003)

Mandela Catalogue

Overwatch

Voltron Legendary Defenders

Good Omens

The Walten Files

Chainsaw Man

Outlast

Spookys Jumpscare Mansion

SCP Universe

Class Of 09

Remnant: From The Ashes

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Arcane

Hiveswap

Warcraft Universe (WOW, Warcraft, ...)

Friendsim

Inscryption

Starcraft (Franchise)

Vocaloid

Still Wakes The Deep

Roblox

Riverdale

Hazbin Hotel

Red Dead Redeption 2 (RDR2)

Monster High

Doom 64

Into The Spiderverse

Spider Gang (Music Collective)

Silent Hill (Universe)

Helldivers 2

The Magnus Archives

Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)

DC Cinematic Universe

My Demon (Kdrama)

Needy Streamer Overload

Stardew Valley

Honkai Star Rail

Hellpoint

Alien vs. Predators

Cookie Run (Franchise)

OneShot

Critical Role

Castlevania

Markiplier Cinematic Universe

Gravity Falls

Palworld

Stray Kids (Kpop)

Soul Eater

Bendy And The Ink Machine (Universe)

Shakespeare

Ace Attorney

Kid Icarus

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe

Signalis

LGBTQ+

Kancolle

Loop SMP

Parkour Civilization

Warframe

Jacksepticeye Cinematic Universe

Sherlock BBC

Dimension 20

Friends (/factives, not the show)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Tiger X Bunny

Just Shapes And Beats

Puyo Puyo

Tale Of The Nine Tailed

Wuthering Waves

Alter Ego (Mobile Game)

Warhammer

What Remains Of Edith Finch

My Little Pony

Rabbit And Steel

GrayStillPlays

Magic The Gathering

Epic The Musical

Azur Lane

Magical Girl Raising Project

Nevermore (Webtoon)

Destiny 2

Numbers

Remnant II

Vermintide I and II

Mr. Robot

Severance

Sailor Moon

Eddsworld

Kingdom Hearts

Dead By Daylight

Arknights

Kamen Rider

Ni No Kuni

Arrow (TV Show)

Nimona

RWBY

I'm The Grim Reaper (Webtoon)

Welcome To Demon School Iruma-kun! (Mairimashita Iruma-kun)

Call Of Duty

Plants Vs Zombies (Original Game)

#Actually Plural (The Tag)

The Concept Of Math

The Evillious Chronicles

Cry Of Fear

Kingdom Hearts

Family Members

Resident Evil (Franchise)

Lego Ninjago

Five Nights At Freddys (Rerun)

Umbrella Academy

Professor Layton

Helluva Boss

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Zenless Zone Zero

JoJos Bizarre Adventure

Steven Universe

Warrior Cats

Fight Club (Rerun)

Bojack Horseman

Battle For Dream Island

Spongebob Squarepants

House MD (Show)

Team Fortress 2

RanFren

Colors

Land Of The Lustrous

NomNomNami Games (Collectively)

Pressure (Roblox)

The Amazing Digital Circus (TADC)

The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley (TCOAAL)

Ic3speak (Band)

Baldurs Gate 3

Ensemble Stars / Enstars

Star Wars (Franchise)

Kirby (Franchise)

The Batfam

Tokyo Mew Mew

The Beatles

Osomatsu-san

Undertale AUs (generally)

Apps (like, on the phone)

Welcome Home

Dead Poets Society

Zero Day

Voices Of The World

ContentSMP (by DoctorR4t)

BigTop Burger (Show)

The Hunger Games

Doors (Roblox)

Percy Jackson

Shin Megami Tensei

Lucifer (Show)

[mx-mongoose]

OKAY does anyone have good fic recommendations for Osomatsu san? Could be X Reader (preferably GN or masc) or shipping or multichapter or oneshot or anything EXCEPT BLMATSU. PLEASE NONE OF THAT.

I just can’t find any fics that like expand the brother’s characters from the show. Like i want them PATHETIC, I want them to be as terrible as they are in the show, I want them losers, I want them to either be as bad as they are in the show or have gradual realistic character progression.

Idk when it comes to x readers im just tired of them automatically being good boyfriends and be all romantic in an unrealistic way for their characters.

Plus I also want fics or ship fics that are just in character in general or have a similar charm to the show

[sugoi-writes]

H-Heck, yall are so sweet!!! Thank you for all the recent love on my posts (especially the HCs and Laundry Day gdhdhsjsjdj 💗💗💗)

Ive gotten 3 requests the last few days, and wanted to see if anyone else was interested in which I might push out first? They all kinda came at the same time so I'm having a hard time deciding! Throwing in some wild card options too, so let me know what you think.

Ask box is currently open! So if you guys have any questions or requests, lemme know! 💗 Thanks! -KC/Sugoi

(Side note: I'm not like-- the BEST with angst but if I get requests for it, I can DEF give it a shot! I've been trying to push myself)

[kim-chann]

Based on your zodiac sign, which 3 Matsu’s would be your best match?

Aries: Osomatsu, Jyushimatsu, and Ichimatsu

Taurus: Ichimatsu, Choromatsu, Osomatsu

Gemini: Todomatsu, Choromatsu, Jyushimatsu

Cancer: Todomatsu, Karamatsu, Osomatsu

Leo: Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu

Virgo: Choromatsu, Karamatsu, Todomatsu

Libra: Todomatsu, Choromatsu, Karamatsu

Scorpio: Osomatsu, Jyushimatsu, Todomatsu

Sagittarius: Osomatsu, Jyushimatsu, Ichimatsu

Capricorn: Choromatsu, Todomatsu, Ichimatsu

Aquarius: Ichimatsu, Todomatsu, Jyushimatsu

Pisces: Ichimatsu, Karamatsu, Jyushimatsu

I’m sorry for being inconsistent. School started, so it’s affecting my schedule to post here. But that doesn’t mean that I won’t post! I will! Please look foward to them ✨And thank you for 200+ followers!!!

[preparetobedissapointed]

❤︎ 𝙷𝚒 𝙷𝚒 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘! ❤︎

𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙸 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝙾𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛?

• 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕!

• 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙿𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎!

❤︎ 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 ❤︎

Oh, I am absolutely going to have fun with this!!!

Season [?] Episode One: Osomatsu Gets a Girlfriend?!

Osomatsu wears a shit eating grin as he stares at the rest of his brothers, his hand gripping [F/N]’s shoulder.

Todomatsu looks at him, shocked, before asking the fateful question.

“Eh?! Osomatsu Niisan, why is there a pretty girl with you?!” He says, throwing a wink at [F/N], who snorts.

Good. All is going according to his plan. He’d already told [F/N] about his brothers.

Osomatsu’s grin widens, “This is [F/N], my girlfriend.”

The entire room falls silent for a moment, before all hell breaks loose.

Todomatsu is still staring at him blankly, when Jyushimatsu runs at him, baseball bat in hand.

Karamatsu uses that moment to start interrogating [F/N].

“So, what do you like about my bru-“ Karamatsu begins, but is cut off when Ichimatsu flips the living room table at him.

Choromatsu subsequently tackles Ichimatsu.

“I WAS STILL EATING!!!” Choromatsu shrieks, and Ichimatsu glares at him.

“I will end your entire bloodline.” Ichimatsu glares at him.

“You’re in my entire bloodline!” Choromatsu refutes, and Ichimatsu shrugs.

[F/N] observes the scene, before bending over laughing.

“Pffft! Ahahahahahahahahahha! Baahahajahajahauahah!!!” She laughs, and the other brothers look at her glaring.

“You’re laughing at us?” Choromatsu asks, eyes narrowed.

[F/N] however, is out of breath and can’t formulate a response.

“Dogpile her!!!” Jyushimatsu screams, and the siblings suddenly leap at [F/N].

After things had calmed down some, Osomatsu is apologizing profusely to [F/N], who shakes her head.

“When you said your brothers were rowdy, I didn’t expect that, but it’s fine. You seem quite close. I had fun.” She says, and Osomatsu pauses.

“You mean you’re not breaking up with me?!” He asks, and chills run up his spine as he notices Todomatsu glaring at him from behind the door.

[F/N] shakes her head, “Of course not! Honestly, I would have loved to have a family like yours.” She says, and Osomatsu’s brain falters for a moment.

[F/N] leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek, before leaving.

Osomatsu stands there for a moment, gaping, when suddenly his train of thought is broken by enraged screaming.

Osomatsu feels an impact hit him, and Todomatsu stands over him, shaking his shoulders.

“How do you go get a girlfriend?!! Before me!!!” Todomatsu hisses, tears streaming down his face.

Osomatsu starts to say something when his other brothers run out, charging him.

He sighs, smiling, and remembers how [F/N] kissed his cheek.

If he dies, it’s worth it.

[tottymatsuno]

Aren't You Going To Kiss Me? (Osomatsu-san: Osomatsu x Reader) One Shot

Author: Roro (halfeviltotty)

Fandom: Osomatsu-san

Pairing: Osomatsu x reader

Category: fluff

Rating: g

Summary: u got a crush on him

Word count: lil

Warnings: none

Commentary: i wrote this for ao3

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It’s a rare occasion to be alone with Osomatsu - or at least it was before you started making an effort. Now you’ll find Osomatsu serendipitously while he’s walking from the conbi store, with a can of beer or while you’re playing pachinko, or at the horse races…Although you’re not much of a gambler yourself. You actually go to those places to find Osomatsu without his brothers.

It’s not creepy, you swear!

But like you noted, it’s rare to actually find Osomatsu by himself. While you were friendly with his brothers, you had heart eyes for only one.

But like you noted, it’s rare to actually find Osomatsu by himself. While you were friendly with his brothers, you had heart eyes for only one.

Osomatsu acts different in front of his siblings and you understand why, there is a pecking order and while you sympathize with it you’d prefer the Osomatsu you know when the two of you are alone. You find his regular sleezeball self to be charming in small doses, and his honest nature is so sweet but you can’t help your mixed feelings over Osomatsu in his brother’s company.

When you see Osomatsu by himself though?

The way your crush grins ear to ear when he sees you jogging up to meet him, Osomatsu calling out your name with a friendly wave, and the candy apple red blush on his cheeks compliments his hoodie so well. You can’t help but fawn over him when you see him, but still your soft voice always finds a way to say his name without sounding moonstruck. Osomatsu is a sight to behold and one you want to gaze at often.

“Osomatsu,” You say as the two of you are walking away from the arcade. Osomatsu is talking animatedly about the antics he and his brothers got into the other day to fill you in on his adventures. You enjoy listening more than anything but you want to spend more time with Osomatsu. You decide to approach him cautiously with romantic intent.

“Yeaah?” Osomatsu always sounds so carefree it makes your heart flutter and also fills you with dread.

“Do you want to g-go somewhere? With me?” It takes every ounce of will power you have to ask those words. You’ve known you wanted to date Osomatsu for a while, it’s just you’ve been terrified of rejection.

“Where?” He asks, and your heart plummets because you innately know he doesn’t think you’re asking him out.

You scramble to change the tone of the conversation. Instead all you do is raise your hands and shake your head. “N-nowhere special…! I-I just wanted to hang out a little longer!”

Osomatsu laughs but not mockingly, “Aww, sure! I’m starving! Let’s go to Chibita’s.”

“Um!” You start as he begins to head towards Chibita’s cart. “I meant like…on a…” You try to force your voice to finish the statement, Osomatsu turns to you befuddled by your shyness.

“On a date?” He asks almost sarcastically. Instead he laughs, “C’mon Y/N-chan! Just spit it out, where do you wanna go?”

“Yes! On a date!” You lower your hands in relief feeling thankful that Osomatsu understood what you were going to say. You’re not the best at understanding social cues, and it does sound like he is in disbelief you could ask him that.

“A date?!” Osomatsu shouts jumping in surprise. “You’re kidding!” Osomatsu continues looking more than shocked.

“You’re kidding, right? You wanna date me? Really? For real?”

You twiddle your fingers, looking at your cute flats. You picked them and your outfit for this purpose. You even did your make up and styled your hair, you put so much into your appearance today and your eyes prickle from the amount of pressure you feel to answer his questions.

Instead when you duck your head down Osomatsu places both hands on your shoulders. “Are you serious about this?”

You nod, “I’d like to go on a date, Osomatsu…” You mumble, looking away.

When you answer Osomatsu cheers a little bit one handedly before looking back at your face with a relaxed expression.

“Ahh, you’re so cute Y/N-chan! I’m gonna combust, you know that right? I really wanna kiss you.”

Kiss…kiss you?! Your face explodes with heat, after a moment or three you finally reply. “You like me back then?”

“Hell yeah!” Osomatsu says enthusiastically nodding his head empathically. “You’re so sweet and nice to me, any guy would like you!”

You find your hands reaching out to touch Osomatsu back, you caress his left cheek gently. “If it’s not too selfish, I want you to kiss me then…”

Osomatsu’s hands are resting on your shoulders again, he’s pulling you closer to him. You can feel the sweat from his palms on through your thin dress, Osomatsu’s lips are so close. You can smell something sour like beer, and freshly laundered clothes. It’s perfect.

The moment before you close your eyes in anticipation, you see Osomatsu puckering his lips with that boyish inexperience of his.

Seconds go by and Osomatsu still hasn’t kissed you; you peek to see his eyes screwed shut looking much more nervous than you do.

“Osomatsu…” You say his name as sincere as you possibly can and you feel him shudder in response. “Aren’t you going to kiss me?”

“I-I am, just gimme a second, will ya?” He says almost defensively. “Aw hell, I’m so nervous! This’ll be my first kiss.”

“Mine too.” You smile and right as Osomatsu looks like he’s about to say something else you steal a peck on the lips.

“There, now we’ve both had our first kiss!” You cheerfully announce while Osomatsu stands there dumbfound before he breaks out into more cheering.

“Yay!! A girl kissed me!” He celebrates for several seconds then promptly stares at you hungrily. “Ne, say we go somewhere more private? And do some adult stuff?” He asks suggestively.

“W-we should go on a couple dates first, don’t you think?” You shy away, not forgetting this side of Osomatsu - just not expecting it.

“You didn’t say no! Let’s go, Y/N-chan!” Osomatsu offers you his hand and the two of you go on an adorable date that you definitely end up paying for.

[chuusei-matsu]

You ever just intend on writing a smutty drabble and end up writing a whole one shot instead? Cause same

[coolandspicy]

Tumblr Catboy Polls: Round 2!

Well a week has passed and though many of my best boys were lost in the good fight and had to be put outside in cardboard boxes while it rained--democracy must continue and so I am once again asking you to make your voice heard.

1 vote = 1 head pat

Ichimatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu San) VS Zacharie (OFF)

Raymond (Animal Crossing) VS Miya Chinen (SK8 the infinity)

Ikuto Tsukiyomi (Shugo Chara) VS Niko (Oneshot)

Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket) VS Nico the Catboy (Adventure Time)

[samstwilightzone]

Fear.

Has she ever felt it?

Real, genuine fear. Coursing through her veins along with adrenaline, she felt like death was near. Did she feel fear when she nearly drowned? She wasn't sure.

Chained to a wooden chair, cinder blocks attached to the chain. An assassination attempt. She glared so harshly at him, but she didn't give him the satisfaction of having the last word. He couldn't even do it alone, he had to bring his cronies with him.

"You've always represented a roadblock for me, daughter of the autumn branch." He sighed as he walked over to her, pushing his foot between her legs and tilting the chair over the river. "You're a curse, you're no blessing! Always in my way, you tried so hard but you know! You know he will never acknowledge you! He would have acknowledged that half-baked brother of yours, but you?" The man scoffed, adjusting his glasses on his sharp nose. His eyes pierced into hers. "I always despised you, Aki."

Aki grits her teeth, the Sumida river right behind her, the water sloshing around. How was she going to get out of this mess? "You've always been a terrible shot, the only redeeming quality you have as a successor is that brain of yours... And even then your head is full of air!" She spat, spitting into his face. This caused him to groan and step away, her chair rocking forward as Akicaught herself on the tips of her toes. "I've always been better than you, you know that! You know all too well!"

The man groaned "Which is why you can't persist to live, you're too cocky for your own good." He hissed back venomously whipping his face with his handkerchiefs. "I'll be happy to write you into tomorrow's obituary."

"Like hell you will Fu-"

Just like that he went back and kicked the chair, tilting it completely over the bridge's railing.

"Heh... See you at the next family reunion, little snowflake." Aki scoffed, sticking her tongue out as she was sent plummeting into the water, backwards. The shock of the impact with the cold Sumida river water almost caused her to pass out from shock.

Anyone would, they left... He didn't even make sure she was dead for good. How sloppy of him... This is why assassinations and interrogations were her thing.

It would be a lie for her to say that her life didn't flash before her eyes. Images of her mother, father, little brother... Old friends... She could see it all as she held her breath.

The water was cold, and she felt like falling asleep. It was a... Relieving feeling. But this couldn't be it, this is now how it all ended. The only way Aki was going to die was standing! No surrender kneeling. It would be the greatest kind of dishonour to her family.

The chains were snapped and the cinder blocks crushed into pieces. She swam up, pulling herself up and flopping onto her back...Her nose was runny and her eyes were teary. Staring up at the starry night sky and the moon. "I lived, bitch."

✮ ✮ ✮ ✮ ✮

"Hey Aki, you know... You kinda remind me of someone." Osomatsu spoke, leaning against her shoulder as she worked away on her laptop. There was some sort of gassing process going on at Aki's apartment- so she and Reginald were staying g at the Matsuno household for the time being.

She even offered to pay for her stay!

Reginald was upstairs, having made himself comfortable on the couch, from what Aki last saw.

"Hm? How so?" She questioned with a raised eyebrow, raising her blue-glass glasses off her eyes as she turned her head towards him.

"Well... You kinda look like a girl that went missing a few years back." He pointed out, only for Aki to avert her gaze, and then go back to work.

"Interesting... Must be a look-alike."

" Listen! They never found her body-"

"Osomatsu, are you bothering Aki-chan while she works again?" Came the voice of his mother as she walked into the living room, out of the kitchen, carrying a tray with a cup of coffee on it and a bowl of savoury snacks. She set the tray down on the round table. "Here you go dear, I apologise if he's pestering you."

"No need Matsuno-san, it's as if he isn't even here. Like a fly."

"Oi-" Osomatsu went to

"In any case-" Aki spoke, picking up the coffee, her eyes remained glued to her screen before she looked up at the older woman. She smiled sweetly, closing her eyes. "I am grateful that you allowed me to stay."

Matsuyo blushed, placing a hand over her cheek, such a well-behaved girl. "Your parents are the lucky ones, having you as their daughter!" She sighed "A working woman... All that's left of you is to get married and have children of your own- if you're even in a pinch feel free to take one of my sons-"

"Eh-heh, no need! No need!" Aki spoke sheepishly, sipping her coffee, she looked down at her keyboard. She hasn't seen her parents in such a long time. Do they even know she's alive? "I'm... Taking things at my own pace."

"Ah well... If you're ever in need, you know where to come." Matsuyo said with a wink, picking up the now empty tray and carrying it away "Your biological clock is ticking after all!" She was just so desperate to get rid of at least ONE of her sons.

"Yeah, Aki-chan~" Osomatsu teased, making a kiss face at her, he put his hands together. "If you're ever in need of a boyfriend I'll be-"

"In your dreams, cherry boy." She snorted, shoving him away by literally facepalming him. Aki chuckled as she drank another sip of her coffee before placing her cup down. "I'm not THAT desperate."

"Owowowowwwww~ you're so mean to me Aki-chaaaan~" He exclaimed dramatically, placing his hands over his face. "You don't even love meeeee~"

"I really don't feel anything for you, you look like a bean.."

"Yeowch, that's harsh!"

"We're hoooome!" Came the booming voice of Jyushimatsu as the front door was slid open, five pairs of feet could be heard walking through the house.

"Welcome home." Both Aki and Osomatsu said at the same time, with Aki returning her attention to her laptop and Osomatsu scooting back over towards the table. This time to steal the snacks his mom left for Aki.

Soon enough the five matsus poured into the living room. "Hey Aki, and nii-san... What are you doing back before us?" Todomatsu asked, hands behind his back he walled over to sit on the other side of Aki. Karamatsu, Jyushimatsu and Choromatsu did the same, sitting on either side of Aki, with Ichimatsu ending up with the spot just across from her.

"I blew all of my money on pachinko," Osomatsu answered with a groan, "So I came to bother Aki-chan instead~"

"Seriously, while she works?" Choromatsu's questioned, shooting Osomatsu a disappointing look.

"Brother, don't you see Aki-chan is a busy woman?" Karamatsu questioned led, placing a hand over Osomatsu's shoulder "She works hard for the money she earns! A true upstanding member of society-"

"Aaaaaaand she's playing solitaire." Todomatsu cut Karamatsu off with a snicker.

"Can't concentrate on walls upon walls if code with you lot around." Aki chuckled, moving her pointer finger around the pad of her laptop "And besides I worked enough for the day." She remarked, smirking over at the sextuplet "Can't say the same for you six dweebs sadly."

"Oi, being a NEET is hard work!" Osomatsu protested.

"A virgin neet even more so!" Jyushimatsu piped up.

The protests of the sextuplets caused Aki to stifle a laugh. "I'm sure it is..." she remarked sarcastically. While stuck, she felt as if the shackles that previously bound her were cast away. She didn't feel heavy, only free. Living a carefree average life. "Come back to me when you can get yourselves some bitches, bitchless gang!"

"So rude!"

[minato-is-trash]

To Everyone, To the Matsuno’s, and To Karamatsu

Karamatsu x gn!reader

Summery:  You hurt… a lot. You don't really know how much longer you can hold on… But before you go through the worst decision you can, your knight in shinning armor shows up and shows you that life is worth living after all.

W/C: 2471

A/N: I thought I was over these boys but last week my brain decided to remind me of the, and now here we are. Hopefully you enjoy this vent fic Oh! Also! I usually write with a female reader so if there are any mistakes/slip ups I’m sorry, just tell me and I’ll fix it

AO3 Link

You folded and placed the purple hoodie you stole borrowed from your friend, Ichimatsu, on your shoe rack. Easy to spot. You hoped he would get it back after all this was over.

You took a breath and went to your room to grab the letters you had written earlier that day. There were 3 in total.

To everyone, an explanation. You wanted to share your thoughts and why you’re doing what you are. How hard it is to go on with all the negative thoughts clouding your head. All the self loathing.

To the Matsuno’s, an apology. They have been holding you a float for so long, but you can’t hold on anymore. It’s too much. Every day hurts.

To Karamatsu, a confession. You’ve loved him for so long but never told him from fear. Fear or rejection? Or fear of reciprocation? You don’t know what is scarier.

You neatly put the three letters on top of Ichimatsu’s sweater. Easy to find. You wrapped your arms around yourself and felt the soft fabric of the blue sweater you dawned. Another “borrowed” sweater from one of the sextuplets. It was going to be damaged by your plan so you hoped Kara would forgive you.

After checking everything,  you finally put on your shoes and left the house. You were heading to the scenic sight of the ocean on top of a cliff. You spent a lot of time there looking out at the beautiful sight the past few years.

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Karamatsu got the sudden urge to go out for a run. He didn’t know why since he had a lack of motivation to do so for a while, but he wasn’t complaining. He told Osomatsu that he was going to be right back and slipped on his running shoes.

He took off deciding on going his usual scenic route. It was quite a beautiful path. I went up the hill and you would get a view of the ocean on the path.

When he approached the peak of the cliff, he noticed familiar (h/c) hair in a blue hoodie. He immediately knew it was you and he smiled to himself and picked up his pace just a little more.

You, on the other hand, were staring out bracing yourself for what is about to happen. You already stood at the edge of the cliff. You closed your eyes and asked yourself if you were forgetting something. You didn’t even notice the footsteps as they approached.

After a second you took a deep breath and then allowed yourself to fall forward.

“(Y/N)!” A deep voice yelled from behind. That was the first moment you noticed the person. He fucking booked it. He was able to grab one of the polls and grasp you around your chest. You were limp in his grasp. He was a lot stronger than you thought.

“(Y/n)…” tears started to form in your eyes.

“Kara… please… let me go,” you begged. He frowned and was more determined to keep you from going. He managed to pull you up, despite you wiggling to get him to let go. Once he got you fully up he tightly wrapped his arms around you. He slightly picked you up to bring you away from the cliff. You were still trying to get him to release you,  but it was futile now that he had both arms tightly wrapped around you in a hug.

Once he was happy with the distance he stopped and rested his head on the back of your shoulder. When he did this, you felt your shoulder get wet. Was he crying?

“Kara… please… don’t do this to me.”

“Do what?” His voice was shaky.

“Don’t make me think you care about me.”

“Huh? (Y/n) of course I care about you.”

“No-not like that. I mean-don’t make me think you love me back.”

“Back?” You stayed quiet, already regretting your words.

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Choromatsu spent a while looking through the house for his Nyaa-chan album. It took him a whole 40 minutes of searching before he realized that he lent it to you about 2 weeks ago. He facepalmed at the realization.

Nothing against you, but he wanted his album back so he decided to swing by your apartment. It didn’t take too long as you only lived a few blocks away.

When he was in front of your apartment something seemed off. He went to knock on the door when he noticed your door wasn't completely closed. This concerned the green man. Hesitating, he opened it further and let himself in.

“(Y/n)?” He quietly let out. He nearly slapped himself, that wasn't the way to find you. He closed the door behind him and went to take off his shoes when he saw the purple hoodie and letters.

On further inspection he noticed the letters were in your handwriting. The “To Everyone” letter on top. He meekly grabbed it and opened it up.

When he read it, his heart dropped. He looked at the other two. Once seeing who they were addressed to, he picked the sweater up as well as the letters and ran home, panicked.

He threw the door open and quickly changed his shoes.

“GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!” He screamed. He looked around trying to find his brothers.

“GUYS SERIOUSLY IT'S ABOUT (Y/N)!!”

This piqued the other’s interest. The brothers gathered in the hallway as Chromatsu panicked

“Where is Karamatsu?” He frantically asked.

“He went on a run,” Osomatsu responded. Choromatsu released a string of nos as he entered the dining room. He placed everything he was carrying on the table.

“So what’s so important that it has you screaming?” He looked down at the letters, not able to say anything. You were really good friends to all of the brothers so this hit the green Matsu hard.

“They returned my hoodie,” Ichimatsu mumbled, picking it up off the table. No one wanted to acknowledge the letters. Todomatsu was the one to crack.

“To Everyone, To the Matsuno’s, and To Karamatsu,” he read aloud. “The hell. Why did Karamatsu get his own? Did you leave some, where… ever you got these?”

“I-I got them at their h-house. T-their door was open and t-that's what was t-there, clear to see on Ichimatsu’s h-hoodie. Read the Everyone…”

So the Pink Matsu did. By the end of the letter everyone was mortified.

Ichimatsu picked up the one for the Matsuno’s and read it aloud. They were all solemn. They didn’t know what to do and all began to join the green Matsu in panicking.

“The fuck does the one for Karamatsu say?” Oso was more curious than angry, unlike what his tone conveyed. He picked up the letter and this time read it to himself. Todomatsu read over the red Matsu’s shoulder, also curious about the content.

Osomatsu had mixed emotions about the letter. He was very jealous that you liked Karamatsu, but also weirdly glad that the person you liked liked you back. Now wasn’t the time though. He put the letter back on the table and looked at the others.

“I take it they weren’t at their house?” Osomatsu asked Choromatsu, who in return stayed quiet and began to sweat.

“Dumbass! Why didn’t you check!”

“I-”

“He said the door was open so they probably aren't there,” Ichimatsu said. Osomatsu let out a breath. He wasn’t used to acting like the oldest but it was needed at this moment.

“Choro, go and check the house.” Choromatsu nodded in response to Osomatsu’s command. “Now.”

“A-alright!” He stuttered and quickly left.

“I suppose someone should find the dumbass. Does anyone know his usual route?” Osomatsu asked.

“I do.” Jyushimatsu finally said something. Usually, the yellow man would be hyperactive and bouncy, but this was serious and hit a little too close to home. Especially after…

“Can you go on that path and find him?” Jyushimatsu took off in a flash.

“Totty, can you give them a call?”

“Alright.” He left the room, leaving Osomatsu and Ichimatsu in a tense silence.

“I’m… going to check the place where Ka-” Oso cut himself off. “Where she tried.”

Ichimatsu let out a sound of acknowledgement as Osomatsu took his leave. Ichimatsu went to put his hoodie near the washer instead of the pile of hoodies that look exactly the same.

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“(Y/n) do you like me?” You stayed quiet. You did, you were undeniably in love but you weren’t ready to say it verbally. You looked down to the ground.

“It would be nice since I… love you (Y/n).”

“N-no. Don’t lie to me.”

“I’m not-”

“Stop it. You can’t.”

“But I do-”

“No you don’t. You can’t.”

“(Y/n)-”

“You are amazing. I’m garbage-”

“(Y/n)!” He sternly stated. He was trying to be gentle but it wasn’t getting through to you. “I am not lying to you. I’ve loved you for over a year. You’ve made me so happy. You are my number 1 Karamatsu fan. You’re so attractive and take my breath away everytime I see you.”

“N-no…” you mumbled under your breath.

“Yes.” Karamatsu didn’t want to hear it. You started to shift but Karamatsu tightened his grip.

“Kara, I-I want to turn around and see your face.” Honestly he wasn’t all that convinced. You were struggling so hard to get out of his grip while he was saving you. “I promise that’s all I’ll do.”

He loosened his grip, but left his arms around you. You took a deep breath and turned around to look him in the eyes. You both had tears and swollen faces at this point.

“Do you mean it?” The look you gave him shot his heart. You looked so vulnerable… so fragile.

“Wholeheartedly.”

“Are you sure?”

“Very.” His eyes said it all. He was serious. You felt relief but also fear.

“I love you too…” It was quiet but he heard it. His face lit up with a blush, but to be fair you weren’t much better.

Your arms were trapped so you squirmed to try and release them. Finally, you get them up by pressing against Karamatsu’s chest. You wrapped your arms around his neck and allowed yourself to examine his face. As you did so your eyes landed on his pink lips and stayed there for a while.

Karamatsu started to lean slightly forward and you leaned up to meet him halfway, the two of you sharing a kiss. It felt the whole world stopped while you two kissed. All your thoughts disappeared, being replaced by Karammatsu.

“Karamatsu!” The two of you immediately separated when you heard someone call his name. The voice called out several more times before Jyushimatsu came into view.

“There you are!” The yellow man sprinted forward to the blue one, completely missing the fact you were only a few feet away from him.

“U-uh y-yes my dear Brazar ?” Karamatsu responded, his blush only getting worse.

“This is important! Have you seen (Y/n)!?”

“U-uh, they are right there?” He wasn’t sure of what was going on.

“There you are!” Jyushimatsu yelled.

“Here I am?” Before you could even finish, the yellow man picked you up and started running. You began to panic and yell, not knowing what was going on.

“Wait-Jyushimatsu!” Karamatsu yelled out before trying to chase his younger brother.

Jyushimatsu carried you to their home and once he entered, he called out that he found you. Todomatsu, Ichimatsu, and Choromatsu (who had just arrived back a few minutes ago) all came out into the hallway to see. When they saw you they all collectively released a sigh of relief.

“Dumbass,” Ichimatsu said.

“H-huh?”

“We found your letters, you really think you could get away from us?” Todomatsu continued. It all clicked at that moment.

“Y-you found them? H-how did y-you get them? I-is that why Karamatsu was…” She trailed off.

A breathless Karamatsu entered the house looking at his brothers. “Wh-what dd-did you g-grab th-them f-for?”

“They were going to…” Choromatsu started.

“Kill themself,” Ichimatsu finished.

“H-how did you k-know?” Karamatsu asked.

“I wrote three… suicide notes,” you confessed. “But how did you get them?” “Y-you left y-your door open,” Choromatsu replied.

“Three?” Karamatsu was really confused.

“Yeah… you really didn’t know when you found me?”

“Not at all…”

“(Y/n),” Todomatsu started. “You mean a lot to us. We love you.”

“Yeah! Yeah!” Jyushimatsu cut in, finally putting you down, but he kept his arms around you in a hug.

You felt overwhelmed and began to ugly cry. Karamatsu and Todomatsu went in to join Jyushi in the hug. Then the other two present Matsu’s joined.

“Someone should probably find Osomatsu and tell him what’s happened,” Choro states. There were some mutters of agreement.

“Jyushi, can you go find him? He was going you know where.” Jyushimatsu nodded and took off in the direction Osomatsu went.

Most of the brothers released you after Jyushi did, but Kara kept his hold on you, letting you cry into his shoulder. He gently placed his right hand on your head to keep you close. Todomatsu took this moment and rubbed his hand up your back trying to help soothe you. You gently grabbed the sides of Karamatsu’s hoodie.

Not too long passed when the door was whipped open again. Osomatsu stood at the door frame when he saw you in his brother’s arms with Totty rubbing your back.

“(Y/n)…” He said, relieved to see you safe. He walked forward and tried to pull Karamatsu away to hold you in his arms, but failed. Instead he just hugged your side, putting his face into your hair. “I’m glad you’re safe…”

Osomatsu’s words hit hard. You didn’t understand why they went through all this effort.

“Why…” It was soft, but the guys heard it.

“Because we love you. You are our best friend and mean a lot to us. You don’t stay with us from obligation or anything like that and there… isn’t really anyone else we can say that about.” Osomatsu was unusually wise today.

You pulled away from Karamatsu and Osomatsu with snot running down your nose. Karamatsu took one of your hands and held it with both of his while you used your other hand to try and wipe your snot away.

“You really do?”

“Yes. We all care about you.”

You felt Karamatsu move one of his hands to intertwine his fingers with yours. He gave your hand a squeeze and you squeezed back. It was a small gesture, but you felt the love in it.

You felt the care from all 6 of them.

You were truly loved.

You looked at your lover and 5 best friends and very much felt the care from them.

Maybe living was worth it after all.

[witching-hour-writer]

Hello and Welcome~!

After a long while of chickening out, I finally have a Tumblr blog to call my own~ I will be in your care, so please help me out as we go forward! (Feel free to use this post as promo!)

I am Muse Yun, the Journal owner :> As I am new to this platform, I don’t exactly know how to start this blog off the right way, so hopefully I’ll gather traction soon after I post a few more things :p

If the username didn’t imply it, this is a writing blog! I’m using this as a way to extend my craft~ 

This is what I plan on writing and posting:

Headcanons/Imagines

X Readers

Character x Character

OC x Character

One-Shots (down the road, still have to learn the ins and outs of Tumblr :p)

Kin Assignments/Match-ups (also down the road)

etc.

I will NOT be writing:

NSFW (for the time being, still inexperienced in this field)

Violence Porn/Hardcore Gore

Pro-ship pairings (incest, minor x adult, etc.)

etc.

Here’s a list of fandoms I’ll write for (which will inevitably grow in the future):

Danganronpa (THH predominantly/Can do SDR2 + DRV3)

Camp Camp

Undertale

Oso-San

Eddworld

JJBA (Still getting through Part 5, so I can only write for Parts 1-4 for now!)

Omori

etc.

--/💜/--

I hope this wasn’t too long, but this is it! I’m looking forward to meeting you all~! 

And remember!

Stay hydrated, keep clean, and take care! 3 O’ Clock awaits~!

[reinabeestudio]

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, I wrote a humble one-shot featuring Phantom Thief Karamatsu and Detective Shinshia, inspired by the Phantom Thief set from Hesokuri Wars lol.

It is very simple, and I did it just to cater myself LMAO. But maybe some of you find it cute✨. As a small fact, I titled the story “Alone Together”.

Story under the cut!

Finally, February was here! Heart-shaped decorations in every store, roses of different colors were seen over different parts of the city, cute sweets… last but not least, there was the romance. For a long time, this was a sour month for the sextuplets. They were phantom thieves of renown, yet they never got a single chocolate in their whole lives by their fans! It was truly demoralizing, almost as bad as Christmas.

Tradition said that women were the ones that gifted chocolate for the men they had chosen. This year, however, the blue phantom thief had a mission. An important gift to give.

Karamatsu tried so many times in the past to convey his feelings to the new detective: Shinshia Doremi. She acted rough and distant at first. “We are enemies,” she declared coldly. But in the rare moments they could spent together, her behaviour softened and the real Shinshia Doremi was exposed: a warm, yet shy girl. Sadly, everytime he tried to tell her about what he felt, someone or something would interrupt their moment together. Often their separate duties, as detective and phantom thief. 

Oh, Cupid, how cruel was he! Keeping the hearts of this couple in the scale of Lady Justice, its pans so close but never together! Such a tragic fate!

Well, perhaps the vision he had of their love inside his head had evolved into something more dramatic than what it actually was in real life. But it added some excitement to whatever their situation was.

Karamatsu was no fool, either. He knew there were others interested in the girl… Mostly, his boisterous, shitty eldest. He noticed the way that idiot looked at her, and it wasn’t love. At least, not the the type of love he felt inside. The blue thief decided it was time to strike while he still had the chance, and ask her out. Subtly.

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ♡ ⋅.} ───── ⊰

Once more the young detective ended up being one of the few remaining people in the department. Rookies got so much paperwork, it was just ridiculous. She had to keep a dictionary close to her, too. Some of these characters looked like an amalgamation made of nightmares.

To keep boredom away, Shinshia started singing, the words echoing throughout the empty office. A soft duet, the name of which she could not call to mind at the moment. However, she did remember that it was a popular love song. It was one of the first songs she heard when she first arrived to Japan.

The sun goes to sleep once more

In this lonely time, I wonder

Is your heart dreaming of me?

The detective finished with the paper she had in front of her, and grabbed the next one in the pile. “How tedious,” she thought. She kept singing to herself.

Stars twinkle above our heads

And the moon gives us her best glowing smile

But tonight, I’ll be yours...

“... And yours alone.” 

Another voice joined in with her song, singing along. Shinshia went silent and turned around, but she saw nothing besides empty desks. She went back to her paperwork, along with her song.

However, before she could sing another word, Shinshia stopped entirely when suddenly a pair of hands covered her eyes. “Who is it?” a familiar male voice asked in a sing-song tone.

“The sweet release of death, I hope.”

She resumed her work when she regained her sight as the infamous phantom thief, Karamatsu, casually leant against her desk with a subtle smile. “Long day, I presume.”

“You have no idea,” she sighed and tucked her hair behind her ears . “You should leave before someone sees you. Unless you want me to handcuff you.”

Karamatsu laughed quietly. “Heh, being helpless at your mercy sounds like a very tempting offer, darling. ” Shinshia’s face immediately flushed and he laughed again, genuinely. “But I am here to steal you away.”

“Steal me away?” Shinshia asked, not even looking away from the papers. She put some loose locks of hair behind her ear again. She was often pulling hair away from her face lately. “Sorry Karamatsu, but I have a ton of paperwork left to do. I can’t be stolen right now.”

“C’mon, Shia-chan! It won’t be for long. I’m just asking you to take a break.”

“I told you, I’m busy right n-”

The phantom thief put a hand over the paper she was writing on, and the scowling detective finally looked up at him. It was in that moment when she noticed that he was wearing casual clothes, and not his usual garish outfit filled with blue glitter. The only part that did stand out was, perhaps, the black eyepatch on his left eye. He felt triumphant over this, how she looked at him.

“Tonight, be mine alone ♪.”

After a minute of silence and a staring competition that was perhaps getting a bit too intense for the situation, Shinshia got up from her desk grumbling. “Fine. A short break.”

With a triumphant spring in his step, he suddenly scooped her up in his arms effortlessly and left the office. His plan was working so far.

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ♡ ⋅.} ───── ⊰

Now this was strange.

Karamatsu dragged Shinshia out of the office. That was not the strange part, but instead of avoiding crowded places like he always did, they just… kept walking. Out in the open. Walking didn’t bother her, it was just unusual. He was a famous criminal, after all. It was a miracle they left the building so easily. Or maybe the author was just too lazy to think of something smart.

Wait, author? What author? That makes no sense. Just ignore it.

It was snowing outside. Snow wasn’t common where she was from, so she still marvelled at the sight of it everytime. Despite how much she enjoyed watching the snow fall, it was still cold in the streets. So smart was she, that she forgot to grab her jacket before they left, and now she was constantly rubbing her hands together.

Karamatsu laughed. “You’ll end up setting them on fire, Shia-chan.”

Shinshia snorted. The comment was lame, yet she snorted, like the fool she was. Karamatsu took her hand on his own and blew on it, before he decided to put both of their hands inside his coat pocket. She glanced at him, noticing that he was actually doing the same at her. However, as soon as he noticed her eyes on him, Karamatsu quickly looked away and instead focused on the cars that passed by.

After spending their evening with an impromptu stroll, they finally headed back to the building. Karamatsu spent most of the time silent, which was even more unusual that this whole situation. Usually, he loved doing long monologues filled with inscrutable flowery words that probably sounded cool only in his mind. But during that evening, Karamatsu seemed focused in whatever was going through his head at the moment. Then again, Shinshia didn’t talk much herself.

The poor detective couldn’t help it! He was a man that had to be put behind bars for his crimes, she knew this. However, everytime they were together, her mind just stopped working properly. This had been happening since she actually caught him once: Karamatsu, one of the six-colored phantom thieves that stole valuable pieces of art all around the city. He was pretty popular among the youngest members of her department, some of them even called themselves his fans. That was done in secret, of course.

Shinshia knew little about the man next to her. Truth be told, she wanted to unveil that air of mystery around him by herself. Not as a detective, but as… something else. Maybe as a friend. Or maybe as something deeper. Only the author knew.

Hold on, what-- you know what, nevermind that.

First she thought, maybe she was just starstruck. After all, as soon as she arrived to that building, she was assigned to the case of the phantom thieves. Shinshia was in a country that was so different  to her native Spain, and she knew no one, besides this guy. A criminal. But he kept coming back when she was alone, giving her advice and listening to her troubles… And then a bond bloomed between them. So sudden, yet so natural, as if it was destined to happen.

“Shinshia,” Karamatsu called to her softly, pulling her from her thoughts, “I have a little present for you.”

“A present? Why?”

“Just a little something I got for you! It’s fine, I promise.”

Shinshia sighed. “Well, fine.”

His eye glittered as he clasped his hands happily. Gosh, what a big baby. “Good! Close your eyes, and don’t open them until I say you can, understand?” He said that last part in English, for some reason.

Strange request, but Shinshia did what he told her anyway, and closed her eyes. She could hear Karamatsu fumbling with something- not sure with what, but it was small, she supposed. He did say it was a little something, after all. Suddenly, she felt his hands on the sides of her head, playing with the locks of her hair. He put them back, and then she felt those same hair locks being slightly pulled back by something. She feels his warm hand linger on her chin, delicately caressing along her jawline before pulling away.

“Open your eyes.”

Shinshia opened her eyes, feeling really curious about what Karamatsu did. He took out a round pocket mirror and then he showed her: a blue hair bow was holding back her hair.

Karamatsu smiled at her softly. “Your hair is growing long, Shia-chan. It keeps getting in front of your eyes, doesn’t it?” She nodded, impressed. When did he notice her annoyance at her hair? It was such an insignificant detail. “Now I can see your cute face again.”

Shinshia looked down, feeling her face warm up. “T-Thanks.”

After he put the small mirror back in its place, he took an envelope out of the same pocket. He gave it to her. It would have looked like a normal letter, if it wasn’t for the small heart on the back… And the blue glitter. So painful.

“What is this?” Shinshia took the envelope and opened it. Inside there was a single piece of black paper with text in gold letters. “An invitation?”

“Observant as always! It’d make me very happy to see you there.”

“I’m not sure, Karamatsu… this is very sudden.”

“But, Shia-chan! It will be so much fun!” Karamatsu looked at her with puppy eyes. Uh, eye. “Do it for me. Please?” 

How was that working so well, what the hell. Shinshia sighed in defeat. “I will think about it.”

Feeling victorious yet again, Karamatsu took her hand and kissed her knuckles. “Good night, Shia-chan. I hope to see you there.” Those were his last words before he turned around and walked away, quickly melting into the crowd. Now Shinshia Doremi was left alone at the doors of her workplace with her heart beating incredibly fast.

The detective looked down at the sparkly envelope. This thing was so shiny that it hurted to look at it for too long. It was so painful! It was so tacky!

“You're so troublesome.” she said to no one. She released a deep sigh.

She was in love with the blue phantom thief called Karamatsu.

Shinshia decided to attend to the party, after all.

She didn’t go to parties often… mostly because she wasn’t invited to any of them. But, if she was being honest with herself, the promise of meeting him again was too tempting to resist. Also, free food and drinks.

Woah. She really had to have a deep crush on the man of strange monologues, if she was going to ignore her insecurity just for him. What a guy, he was making miracles happen even when he wasn’t present.

So she got ready, donning the prettiest dress she could find inside her closet. She wore the blue bow he gifted her, and after checking herself in the mirror, she grabbed her clutch purse and left to the party.

“Even if Karamatsu isn’t there, it’s better than to be alone during Valentine’s day,” she thought as she locked the door of her house behind her.

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ♡ ⋅.} ───── ⊰

It was a Valentine’s dance party. It should have been obvious, considering the day it took place. But she wasn’t aware that Valentine’s Day parties existed at all. Of course they do, why wouldn’t they? Maybe the host was single as hell, and this was their attempt in trying to find a partner. Or maybe it was a Jay Gatsby trying to find their Daisy Buchanan. Yikes, hopefully not. 

Also, every celebration needs a party, obviously.

Somewhere, someone in the world will throw a party for Cat Day. Maybe they will put a silly little hat on top of their cat’s head, followed by the confused pet trying to swat it away with its little paws and failing as the owner was in the floor laughing to tears.

That turned to be a very amusing thought, after all. It’d be so funny if someone celebrated Cat Day like that. She didn’t even know if Cat Day existed at all, but now she really hoped that it did.

Back to reality, Shinshia grabbed a glass from the nearest table as she looked around, moving between the many guests that were having fun together. Where in the world was Karamatsu? How could a single man wearing a black eyepatch be so difficult to find among so many colorful outfits? Pretty sure his full name was Karamatsu Sandiego. A famous thief whose signature look features a blue, glittery matching top hat and long cape. Of course, it all checked out, she just solved the case.

The detective was so into her own dumb line of thought that she didn’t notice the carpet, and her shoe caught. There was barely time to react; carpet veered up, her drink tipped forward, and suddenly the floor was very close. Extremely close. However, she hadn’t bit it, and that didn’t quite make sense. Gravity existed, and through gravity, she should have hit the floor.

There was something holding her up. A hand, which connected to an arm, which led all the way to a well-tailored suit. A delicious, familiar fragrance reached her nose.

“Well now,” a voice purred so slowly, and hands turned her to face upwards. Karamatsu’s face slowly turned into a tender smile. “I see you decided to come after all, darling.”

“Ah, well…” Shinshia really couldn’t say much with her waist held so enticingly by those hands, as warm hands brushed up against her skin and tickled. “I... I had to make sure that you didn’t steal anything! There are many people here wearing valuable jewelry, I’m sure you’d manage to steal something.”

“Heh, it seems my plans were ruined by the great Shinshia once more!” Karamatsu continued onwards with that smile just deepening at her sight, and somehow, he seemed to be leaning a bit closer. The room rang with cheery laughter, and the party carried onwards without a single glance towards the thief and the detective.

“You always seem to be,” one hand caressed its fine way up to her shoulder, “Stumbling around me. I’m starting to wonder if you are tripping on purpose now, hmmm?”

He knew well she wasn’t doing it on purpose. But before she could complain about that, he pressed a finger to her lips, silencing her completely. The hand on her waist pulled her just a little closer that she could feel the warmth radiating from him. He laced his fingers with hers. “I enjoy our moments together, darling.”

The orchestra struck up a mesmerizing waltz, and Karamatsu’s eye perked up enough that Shinshia could practically see the lightbulb above his head.

“Let’s dance!” he invited her without a second thought, and Shinshia stumbled as Karamatsu guided her to the dance floor. A violin hummed and a key plucked, and then his hands were on her waist, a smile beaming away. 

Unexpectedly, he was good at the waltz. What the hell, that was not fair. Shinshia found herself tripping quite a lot, and the phantom thief just chuckled everytime she crashed into his body. It didn’t seem to phase him either, he just grinned all the wider and adjusted until she fell back into rhythm. 

Finally, somehow the rhythm came to Shinshia. Maybe it was the guiding steps of Karamatsu. Maybe it was the smile he gave her as she fumbled along. Or, perhaps, it was the hand he still had on her waist, caring as it kindly led her along despite her inexperience. Whatever it was, it had her steps synchronize with Karamatsu’s, and suddenly she started noticing other things: how his rings glistened in the light as Karamatsu led both of them through the swarm of couples, or how his brown eye never looked away from her face. Small details, yet they were such lovely little things that made her heart beat wildly inside the detective’s chest.

“Say, Shinshia.”

“Yes?”

“You said you came here to make sure I didn’t steal anything, right?”

Shinshia raised an eyebrow in confusion, but she nodded. Where was he going on with this? Was he actually going to do that? She told it as a joke, she didn’t want to work tonight.

“Heh, well, my beloved Shinshia... ” Karamatsu leaned down slightly and whispered. “I believe I already stole something.”

Shinshia didn’t really notice the song grew faster until a violin screeched in delight and suddenly Karamatsu was really close. When the song was over, he had dipped her just as the last violin ended with an exaggerated flourish. 

Karamatsu leaned forward, his lips brushing hers, and perhaps it hadn’t been such a bad thing, tripping over her own shoe. Not when she could feel him gaze at her in rapt adoration. Not when Karamatsu had her so lovingly wrapped in his hands, and clutching as if she was the most fragile, most precious thing in the world that had happened to him.

No, perhaps it was for the best.