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stevieschrodinger · 3 months ago
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Part One Two Three
Robin sucks on her drink through her straw, “why, exactly, are we here?”
Steve sighs into his own drink.
Robin looks around the yard from her perch on a lawn chair, “I can’t help but notice, Steven, that we are very clearly the oldest people here.”
Steve watches Eddie balefully. He’s trying and failing to light the grill. It’s almost embarrassing to watch; Steve can’t seem to look away.
“Steven, I am drinking something that was mixed together in bowl. I’m drinking it out of a red solo cup. I haven’t touched one of these in a decade. I require an explanation.”
“I don’t have one.”
“That is a lie. Your pants will catch fire and then you can use them to help that moron to light the grill.”
They watch for a little longer.
“Fucks sake Steve just go and do it for him. This tastes like paint thinner; I’ll need to eat some bread at some point or I’ll go into kidney failure.”
Steve gets up and lights the grill for Eddie. He’s wearing another butchered tee shirt and some black board shorts. He’s so pale, and all of his bony bits are on show. Elbows. Wrists. Ankles.
His hair is gathered up into a messy bun on top of his head.
He still has a smear of make up on one eyelid where it hasn’t washed off properly.
Steve knows exactly what he sounds like when he comes.
“Thanks man,” Eddie’s blushing. He’s rubbing the back of his neck. It reveals Eddie’s pale ribs. His dark hairy armpit-
Steve runs away before he does something stupid.
“Okay, so, step by step, no gory details please, what exactly happened last night, because I know damn well you didn’t spend the entire forty five minutes I was waiting hanging around in a gross bathroom.”
Steve sighs, rubs his forehead, then goes and gets them both refills.
“Coward,” Robin calls after his retreating back.
He’s refilling their cups with an honest to fucking god soup ladle out of the kitchen – avoiding the fly that has met it’s sticky end in what is, no doubt, highly toxic punch – when it happens.
“Hey man,” Steve is being addressed by an actual pimply teenager.
“Hey.”
“Nice car,” he sounds weirdly angry about it.
“Uhhh...thanks,” because Steve doesn’t know what the fuck else to say to a dude wearing a dungeons and dragons tee shirt over flaming basketball shorts. He has nothing on his feet. Outside. Steve represses a shudder.
“Look, you clearly have money, or whatever, and probably a fancy job and you’re like, forty-”
“Hey-”
“- or whatever, but this thing with Eddie, can you make it fast please? Dragging it out isn’t fair on him.”
Steve blinks. He’s getting a shovel talk from someone who probably doesn’t know what a VHS is.
Steve can remember playing video games with no save; if you were going to do it, you had to play the whole damn thing in one go. Steve didn’t have a mobile phone until he was fifteen. Steve is not going to take this.
“This ‘thing’ I have with Eddie is none of your business. Eddie can speak for himself-”
“No Eddie cannot speak for himself, because Eddie is the nicest guy I know and Eddie already thinks he’s in love. Don’t think I don’t see what this is for you, Eddie’s just another thing to play with until you get bored. Look at this place, look at us. Now look at you and you’re fancy friend over there,” the kid gestures and, yeah, alright, the difference is pretty obvious, “you wouldn’t be caught dead here, slumming it, if you weren't getting something out of it. Now hurry it along, Eddie only writes good stuff when he’s heartbroken. Which is a lot, by the way. We all know how this goes.”
“What’s wrong with your face?”
“I just got a shovel talk from a kid who probably shouldn’t even be drinking yet.”
“Ouch,” Robin takes her drink back, “how does that feel?”
Steve shrugs, “not sure, actually.”
Across the yard, Steve watches as Eddie gesticulates wildly and hisses angrily at the pimply face DnDer. He catches Steve watching. Eddie grabs the kid by the arm and drags him away.
“The burgers are burning,” Robin idly points out.
Steve sighs, he loves this polo, grease stains are a bastard, and the chances of finding an apron in this place are none existent.
At least Robin comes with him. She half unwraps some cheese and generally pretends to busy herself, slicing buns and stacking paper plates.
“So, last night?”
“Right,” Steve sighs through his nose, shuffling some onions around on the flat plate. “So I was just going to you know, get him.”
“Get your man tiger,” Robin purrs.
It shouldn’t be funny, but it kind of is. Steve laughs.
“But he just...grabbed my hand. And he said ‘Steve! Come and meet the guys!’ So I...did.”
“He introduced you to his friends,” Robin raises that lethal eyebrow.
“Yeah.”
“And you went along with it?”
“Well I kind of...he didn’t let go of my hand so I kind of…”
Both of Robins eyebrows are now in the stratosphere. She appears to spend a few minutes digesting that, “and then you got invited to...this.”
Steve’s already dug half a hole, and he still apparently has the shovel in his hand, so he keeps going, “he was just so happy to see me,” Steve admits, quietly.
“Who is that?”
“Who?”
Robin grabs Steve by the hair and forcibly turns his whole head, “that.”
There’s a blonde girl talking to Eddie. She’s wearing a white tank top and daisy dukes, “no idea.”
“Come on, high time you introduced me.”
Steve really tries, but he cant hide the fact that he is delighted by this turn of events, “why, Robin Buckley! Oh how the tables have turned-”
“Shut the fuck up. I’m going to make her cry.”
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loveshotzz · 11 months ago
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Is It New Years Yet?
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steve harrington x fem!reader ✨Part One✨
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Santa Tell Me
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summary: When you meet Steve Harrington the first time it’s by accident, the second time a coincidence, and by the third he’s calling it fate.
wc: 8.1k
warnings: 18+ series, a christmas meet cute with steve who’s in his 30’s, smut in later chapters, drinking, smoking, eddie munson is our best friend/roommate, him and steve don’t know each other in this AU.
authors note: this wasn’t supposed to be this big or long but here we are. thank you for all your patience and sweet words, I’m so excited to share this with you.
series masterlist -> ✨ part two
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The Marshall Fields feels alive with only three weeks left until Christmas, making it a next to impossible mission to get to your job in the restaurant that sits on top of the seven story tourist attraction. At least on time.
Bing Crosby’s ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’ spills from the speakers overhead, the deep baritone of his voice is barely audible over the low murmur of conversation happening all around you. Lush, large boughs of green pine hang pristine from the historically tall ceilings, shimmering tinsel draped with purpose at the ends of them catching in the light. It reflects off the gold ornaments that cover it in a perfect pattern. It’s almost enough for you to forget how annoyed you are.
Your slip resistant shoes catch and scuffle along the deep crimson carpet as you move through the shoulder to shoulder crowd. It doesn’t take you very long to find a break in it, still scratching at your nose that itches from your walk through the fragrance department. Your small victory is quickly diminished when you see a swarm of families standing in front of the golden doors of the elevators. 
You silently curse yourself for not leaving earlier, completely forgetting that Santa was on the fifth floor today. As if on queue, a little girl with perfect blonde curls that bounce as she runs smacks into your legs just like your realization, falling back on her butt with a thud. Her pearly white dress flutters around her, and the two of you stare each other down for what feels like an eternity until her mother rushes over with panicked apologies right as her daughter breaks out the waterworks. 
The noise makes you grimace, mumbling a ‘it’s fine’ under your breath before turning on your heel. Reaching behind, you pull your phone from your back pocket to see just how late you really are, accepting defeat with having to take the scenic, much more time consuming route up the escalators. The bold white numbers that flash across the screen tell you that you’re already five minutes past the start of your shift. A long sigh slips from between your lips as you give up on trying to rush. 
Moving with the flow of the crowd, the beginning jingle of Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ starts to play, and with the grand spectacle of the yearly decorations, it’s hard not to feel all the emotions of nostalgia they’re trying to pull from you, making you roll your eyes singing along with her under your breath.
The big water fountain in the middle of the men’s department comes into view from the tops of bobbing heads, one of the many physical markers in this building you’ve had to use so you don’t get lost in the retail maze they’ve created, letting you know that you’re close to your destination. Weaving through the sea of people, you try to gear up to break free from the human traffic jam, the signs pointing to the escalators in your sights. His panicked voice is what you hear first, an obvious friendliness still hidden underneath it despite the way it shakes every time you hear him say “excuse me?” 
Your eyes search for the owner, and when you find him, regret buries itself deep in your gut when they land on his face.
A perfect mess of dark chestnut hair, with tips that look like they were dipped in honey sits on top of his head. The hints of gold hidden inside shimmer under the lights, as it curls wildly behind his ears. It almost looks styled that way, that is until you see his big hand run through it twice in the span of a few seconds. Warm brown eyes squint as he turns in a full circle glancing between his phone and the signs the point to the city street exits on either side of him. The hoards of people surrounding him completely ignoring his existence as he looks around painfully lost. 
His nose is sharp, just like his jaw that’s dusted with the faint  hint of a five o’clock shadow. The two prominent moles that sit side by side on his cheek stick out on his unseasonably sun kissed skin that seems to glow against the dark maroon color of his sweater. It’s snug across a broad chest, just like the washed out black jeans that fit a light too well around his thighs. His chocolate colored peacoat looks tailored to fit his biceps, with shiny gold buttons that match the buckle on his russet leather loafers, and the chain that dangles from around his neck. 
You watch him try to ask a few friendly faces for help, only receiving a shrug and a half smile by the ones that actually acknowledge him. He mutters something that sounds sarcastic to himself as you get closer, his hands moving animatedly before he huffs pinching the bridge of his nose. 
Maybe it’s the Christmas decorations, or the Mariah Carey, or maybe it’s just the fact that you’d rather take pity on a handsome stranger than go to your job. Whatever reason it is, you decide to make the stupid mistake to help him.
“Hey,” you greet timidly, getting just close enough to smell the cedar and cinnamon that seems to cling to the expensive wool of his coat, ignoring the way your stomach flips because of course he smells good right?  
“Are you lost?” 
He doesn’t hear you over the internal battle going on inside his head, not even registering that someone is finally stopping to offer the help he’d just been pleading for, quietly grumbling, ‘you wanted to move to the city, now you can’t even find your way through a damn store’.
You clear your throat before it can get anymore awkward, alerting him of your presence while letting your curious gaze wander up his tall broad frame. Those squinted brown eyes look big now as they meet yours, and you can see green inside them that you couldn’t before and it sparkles brighter than the tinsel hanging from the boughs behind him. 
Yeah, you’ve made a huge mistake.
He blinks a few times, before a wide smile stretches across his face somehow making him even more handsome as he reveals a set of perfectly straight teeth. The smile pushes up his cheeks, and crinkles the skin around his eyes, and you watch all the aggravation from before melt off of his perfectly sculpted face and you wish you could go back those few minutes in time and abort the mission. This is no damsel in distress.
“Hi” is all that he says, peony’s painting his cheeks as he runs his hand through his thick hair again. It looks even softer up close.
“Hey,” you giggle, nerves taking over and you want to pinch yourself for it. “I just wanted to see if you needed some help, you look a little lost.” 
You try to seem indifferent when you catch the way his gaze roams quickly down your body, thankful you did laundry last night and had on your tight fitting work slacks today that showed off your curves. 
“So lost!” He groans, the blush on his cheeks deepening with the tips of his ears. “If I’m being completely honest with you, I don’t even know what floor I’m on.”
You try to hide the way you snort, slapping your palm over your mouth.
“Hey, be nice!” He laughs, trying his best to fight it to put on a hurt expression, “this is like my first time here, okay?”
“I’m sorry,” you try to fight off you smile, “I didn’t mean to laugh at you —“
“Steve,” interjects with a grin, those perfect teeth biting at his full bottom lip as he sticks out one of his hands for you to take, a gold band wrapped around his middle finger you didn’t notice before gleaming when it hits the light.
“Well, Steve,” you try not to laugh, which ends up being easy to do when you slip your hand into his and watch it disappear behind his long fingers when they wrap around them. “You’re on the first floor if you can believe it.
“That’s fucking embarrassing. Wow.” He groans, letting your hand go to run his palm down his face, and you hate that you feel the loss in your gut. “Sorry I didn’t mean to cuss.”
“I’ll let it slide this time,” You tease with a wink, enjoying the way it only makes the color on his face deepen. “Where are you trying to go? I work on the seventh floor. I might be able to take you on my way.”
It takes Steve a minute to formulate an answer to your offer, still stuck on the fact a complete stranger was being so nice to him, and the silence between you goes on just long enough to make you second guess everything.
“Or I could just try and give you directions if that’s more comfortable for you.” You offer, adjusting the straps of your backpack nervously.
“I’m trying to get to the women’s department,” Steve finally blurts out, sensing the shift in your energy and quickly tries to recover with another card through his hair and a crooked smile, “specifically the handbags, and I absolutely think you should take me.”
His gaze narrows the color in his eyes darkening into something more flirtatious than nervous. 
“Who knows how long it’d take me to get there without a beautiful, clearly smart woman such yourself to help me anyway.”
Your stomach does that thing that you hate again, and all the heat in your body licks at your cheeks like flames. You can’t remember the last time a man actually used the word beautiful. Hot? Absolutely. Cute? Sure. Pretty? Yeah, a few times, but never beautiful. It sits in your chest where it blossoms into another painfully big smile that pushes your cheeks up even more, and you have to look away from his face for a moment when he matches it with his own.
“O- okay, if you just, uh wanna follow me?”  Words get lost on your tongue and it comes out more shy than you would’ve liked, but you turn on your heel before you can think too hard about it when he gestures you forward.
You hear him mutter ‘are you kidding me?’ under his breath as you lead him to the escalators just around the corner, making him realize how close they were this whole time and you wonder just how long he was actually looking for them. The smell of mint hits your nose as you pass the Frango chocolate stand and it mixes with the spice of his cologne as he trails close behind. Butterflies threatening to break from cocoons hearing the way his steps match yours. 
He stops next to you as you come to halt to wait your turn to hop onto the moving metal steps. You look up at him and there’s an awkwardness that threatens to fill the small space between you that has you giving him a tight lipped smile that he returns with the kind of confidence that makes your palms sweat and you have to look away. 
“I say we make our move after white puffer coat comin’ up here.” His voice startles you when it comes out low, close enough to the shell of your ear that you swear you can feel the whisper of his lips. Spearmint stings your nose from the gum that snaps between his teeth, and the heat of his breath makes goosebumps jump along the back of your neck. 
Why did you do this?
You meet his gaze from the corner of your eye, letting him see the playful glint that dances in them before giving a curt nod of your head.
“On the count of three…” You play along, despite everything inside you telling you to stop flirting back and it makes Steve’s whole face light up, long fingers flexing at his side with the need to find yours again.
“One..” He starts, and your eyes meet ‘white puffer coat’ who’s now only a few steps away before finding Steve’s again who’s stare very obviously never left your face.
“Two..” You giggle trying to hide the way your body starts to buzz and if it wasn’t for Steve’s giddy expression you’d be more embarrassed than you actually are.
“Thre-“ His final count gets cut off by the feeling of your fingers wrapping around his, tugging him onto the stairs early with a loud cackle that has you throwing your head back and he swears the sound tilts his world off its axis.
His cheeks dust pink under the bright light looking down his nose at you with a wide smile that shows all his teeth. An expensive loafer sits wedged between your work shoes and the other on the step above, caging you against the side as you ride up to the next floor, and he’s close enough for you to see a smattering of more freckles that dot the bridge of his nose and the side of his neck, even one on the tip of his earlobe.
He’s still holding your hand.
Your fingers twist and flex at the realization, dropping from his hold and Steve clears his throat because of it. Adam’s apple bobbing as you land on the second floor, he shoves his hand in his pocket, standing a more appropriate distance from you as you get on the next set of stairs going up.
“So what’s on the seventh floor?” He asks, finally breaking the silence that crackles with something you aren’t prepared for today.
“Oh, um, The Walnut Room.” you know where the big Christmas tree is?” You answer with a small smile and it makes him snort, the noise making your eyes go big and the corners of your lips twist up more.
“I couldn’t find the escalators, you think I know where the big Christmas tree is? Don’t flatter me so much or I’ll think you’re flirting with me, honey.” Steve grins, the cool air of confidence from before coming back and you hate that it makes your cheeks burn even worse the second time around.
“Well,” you start unable to bring yourself to meet his gaze as the two of you make your way to the next set of escalators with nerves rattling in your chest as the new floor brings more people, and it makes it impossible for him to keep his distance this time, “now you know where it is.” 
“Is that an invitation?” He smirks looking down at you, teeth gleaming even whiter from this close and butterfly wings tickle at your rib cage.
“Getting a new purse for your girlfriend?” You ask in an attempt to dodge his obvious flirting, doing your best to ignore the way his fingers keep bumping into yours as you share the same step.
“Mom, actually. No girlfriend.” Your obvious prying makes something smug flash behind his eyes. “Is that the answer you were hoping for?” 
You huff with a roll of your eyes, unable to fight the way your cheeks push up again despite the shake of your head earning a deep chuckle from Steve who can see right through you.
“I actually just moved here, maybe a month ago,” he starts, your heart sinking a little at his reveal and your walls that had started to slowly retreat quickly go back up the few inches they dared to come down. “M parents, they’re….they’re tough to impress, and I’m just trying to find something nice for my Mom. Something that screams ‘Hey! Merry Christmas! I didn’t make a big mistake moving here!’ You know?”
You nod with the kind of laugh that makes his eyes sparkle at the noise.
“A purse absolutely says that, I think.” Your words drip with sarcasm as the two of you make your way onto the third floor, shoulders bumping as you turn towards the next set of moving stairs, both your feet landing on the same metal step again. 
“You know, I thought so too.” He beams, not missing a beat. “What about you? Got any fun plans with your boyfriend for Christmas?”
Before you have a chance to answer, an impatient woman choosing to walk the escalators in the kind of rush you should really be in knocks into Steve’s back with her shoulder, making him lose his balance and stumble into you. Large hands grab at your waist to steady himself, the warmth of his palms spreading through your body as it seeps through the thin material of your slacks. The steady beating in your heart stutters before your pulse kicks into overdrive when the mint on his breath fans against your neck for the second time as he mutters an apology finding his balance again. You bite at the inside of your cheek when he finally lets you go, straightening up to his full height again.
“Gotta love the holidays.” You laugh, letting out a shaky breath that threatens to give you away.
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year, or that’s what they say.” Steve sighs, running his fingers through his hair again. 
He somehow leaves it even messier than before, and you have to fight the urge to fix it for him, as the top of the fourth floor comes into view along with the end of your time with the man you only half way regret helping now.
“The answer to your question is no, by the way.” You finally speak up, a mischievous glint in your eye that matches your smile.
“No you don’t have any fun plans? Or No you don’t have a boyfriend?” He tries to clarify, with the kind of lopsided grin that has your knees wobbling under it.
You don’t have time to recover when the ground underneath you stops moving as you both hit the bright red carpet of the women’s department. The fast moving crowd and the fact that you’re pushing nearly twenty minutes late for work is the perfect escape you need to get yourself out of making the mistake of staying long enough for the charming new to the city bachelor to ask for your phone number. 
“Handbags are over there.” You point to the giant Michael Kors logo that shines gold against a hot pink wall behind him, and you seize the moment he turns to follow the direction of your finger to hop back onto the escalators without a word.
You laugh echoes and bubbles over the even happier sounds of the Christmas music when Steve turns around to find you already half way up to the fifth floor.
“Really?” He throws his hands up, watching as you climb higher.
“I’m late for work! I hope your mom likes her gift!” You wave with the kind of smile that he’s sure will haunt his dreams tonight, that makes the corners of his lips twitch despite himself. “It definitely screams you didn’t make a mistake! Nice meeting you Steve!”
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It had been four days since your run in with Steve, and much to your dismay that disheveled head of hair didn’t want to leave your mind no matter how much you tried. His breath stealing smile, and freckled skin invaded every day dream and even found their way into the ones in your sleep. No matter how many times you tell yourself that a man who looks like that has endless opportunities in a city like this, and he’s not going to tie himself down with a waitress who still splits her rent with a roommate. 
A change of scenery and a day off spent alone at the Christmas market is almost enough to do the trick as you search for ornaments to put on the tree your roommate Eddie tried to stop you from getting, arguing that he’d have to be the one to take care of it if you got a real one. Which to be fair, ended up being true, but when you catch him reading Lord of the Rings under its twinkling lights, you don’t think he minds it all that much.   
A few ornaments, two hot ciders, and a record shop later, you find yourself waiting for the train home looking at the sunset that paints the skyline in sherbet orange and red behind shimmering buildings. Lost in the music that spills from your AirPods, flashing lights catch at the corners of your eye, and the sounds of the holiday train start to get louder as its bright presence rolls up to the platform. The Santa that you know has to be freezing waves at everyone that’s waiting as it pulls in, and you can’t stop the way your cheeks push up despite the annoyance you would have normally felt if you were actually commuting somewhere in a rush.
The workers dressed as elves greet you with baskets of candy cane’s and bright smiles when the doors open, and relief floods your system when you see the train car is mostly empty. You give them a friendly wave and a nod, accepting the sweet treat before claiming your seat for the nine stops you needed to pass to get home. Red and green string lights flash strung up from the ceilings, and the silver metal poles that stick through the middle now resemble the candy they're passing out. The white fluorescent lighting that usually washes everyone out is replaced with a deep blue, and the faint sounds of  Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’ battles for dominance with the music in your headphones.
Relaxing into your seat, you let the steady rocking of the train lull you back into your thoughts, disappointed when they inevitably go back to the man you’ve been trying to forget. Thighs pressing at the memory at the feeling of his hands grabbing at your hips on the escalator, you huff and cross your arms in a silent pout. How can you have a crush on someone you don’t even know? 
The car starts to fill up more and more as the stops go, and by the third one you’re squeezing your tote bag to your chest with people surrounding you as they hold onto the plastic handles above your head. It’s hard to see anything above anyone’s waist, and you shuffle a little awkwardly in your seat. The spot in front of you frees up by the next stop and at the same time your AirPods die, a sigh of relief slips past your lips at the brief reprieve before the group waiting outside scurries in. That’s when you hear him…again.
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. First the damn bus, now the train? Jesus fuck- exuse me, god, I’m gonna be so late.”
The familiar smell of cedar and cinnamon envelopes your senses when a pair of black dress slacks fill your vision with a gold belt buckle on his waist that matches the chain you already know is dangling from his neck, and the ring on the hand that’s gripping the handle above you. 
You curse under your breath, taking your AirPods out and the muffled sound of Dean Martin’s ‘Let It Snow’ becomes full volume, along with the clinking of the metal tracks when the train lurches forward. Leaning back in your seat, you let your eyes wander up his broad torso you’ve reluctantly thought so much about. Steve’s a little more dressed up than the last time you saw him with a white button up tucked into his slacks. You can still make out the outline of his tank top underneath, despite the dim lighting, and the way he leaves the top two buttons undone flashes you a little bit of chest hair. The chocolate peacoat is replaced with a black one that has buttons to match. It fits around his arms just as good as the other one. 
His five o’clock shadow is gone now, and he somehow has even more freckles than before. Too distracted by him to scold yourself for having the urge to find and kiss them all, his messy bed head look he had the other day is replaced with something a little more controlled, and you wonder how much product he needed to use, especially that despite it all, a stray still threatens to fall across his forehead. 
“Not a fan of the holiday train are we?” 
Steve jumps at the sound of your voice, his eyes looking every direction but down until you clear your throat. They widen when they land on you just like the smile that spreads across his face, wiping away any signs of annoyance that plagued his features just seconds before.
“You!” He almost laughs, and he’s even more handsome than you remembered and you wonder how long it's going to take you recover this time, “Oh wow —“ even in the blue light you can see the way the color in his cheeks redden when he realizes that his crotch is unintentionally in your face, “let me just -“
He scoots back as far as he can which isn’t much but it’s enough to make the position the two of you find yourselves in less awkward.
“Well, well, well so we meet again.” He practically beams taking in your appearance now that you’re not dressed to go wait tables, catching the way he licks his lips before bringing his eyes back to yours. 
“It would appear so Steve.” Your smirk, proud of yourself for keeping up the act of playing hard to get.
“What do they call these things? Christmas Miracles?” His confident demeanor reappears and you’re disappointed that it sets your body on fire just like before.
Your snort loud enough for him to hear, earning you a deep chuckle from his chest that gets him that smile of yours he can’t stop thinking about.
“You think you’re so smooth don’t you?” You tease, biting at your bottom lip, meeting his eyes from under your lashes watching the way it makes the green and gold inside them turn into something darker.
“Not really, but I think it’s working for you.” He winks, closing the space he made between you to let someone off behind him holding your stare from down the slope of his nose.
You narrow your eyes at him before you roll them but the twitch of your lips gives you away making his grin turn Cheshire.
“Where are you off to this dressed up? Hot date?” You question with an arched brow.
“For someone who’s pretending not to have a crush on me, you’re certainly fixated on if I’m dating someone aren’t you?” Shaking his head, he’s even more smug than he was on the escalators, “but no, beautiful, I’m on my way to meet a business partner for dinner.”
There he goes using that word beautiful again.
“What about you? The missing uniform tells me it must be your day off, spend it with that boyfriend of yours?” Steve smirks trying to get the definitive answer you refused him a few days ago.
“You’re calling me fixated? I’m not the one obsessing over an imaginary boyfriend I made up for someone else.” 
Steve throws his head back in a booming laugh as a bright smile lights up his face in a way that rivals the train. 
“I bet you think you’re so funny don’t you?” He mimics your previous sentiment with an intensity in his gaze that has you squirming in your seat.
“Not really, but I think it’s working for you.” Biting your lip as you wink, his hold around the handle tightens, and the gold in his eyes darken more. “I’m surprised you’re heading out of the loop so dressed up, where’s this hot business date?”
Steve’s smile falters, and the color you’re so used to warming his face drains along with the intensity of his gaze.
“What do you mean out of the loop?” That panic you’d heard shaking his voice a few days ago returns, as he tears his eyes away from you to look at the map above your head. 
“Oh no, Steve.” You realize the mistake he’s made before he does.
“No, no, no, no,” he groans, stomping a shiny wingtip oxford on the dirty ground. “God, Richard, fuck - he’s going to be so pissed at me.”
He says the last part more to himself, regripping his hold on the handle, brows furrowing as he pinches his eyes shut in frustration. His chest heaves a few times, and the veins in his neck start to show before you hear his quiet exhale over the sounds of ‘Jingle Bell Rock’.
“Hey,” You start, and sweetness drips from your tone as you resist the urge to reach out and comfort him, “I’m getting off on the next stop, you can come with me if you want and I’ll help you get on the right train. It’s an easy mistake, really. We’ve all done it.”
He doesn’t open his eyes immediately, and you can tell that he’s trying not to completely break down but slowly they blink back open and meet yours. The teasing edge behind them is gone as they soften around the edges with exhaustion.
“I think I owe you my life at this point, honestly.” He huffs with a weak laugh and you know if his hair wasn’t done his hand would be running through it right now. 
“Just a little bit.” You tease pinching two fingers together with a scrunch of your nose.
“Thank you,” he holds your stare, sincerity painting his features with something that makes you want to stand up and hug him. 
“Anytime,” you shrug and it’s harder to fake being nonchalant when he looks at you like that. 
The train starts to slow down as it approaches your stop, and the people around you become restless as they prepare to push through the crowded car to get off. Your body reacts like muscle memory when it comes to a halt with another lurch, and you stand up without thinking about the little bit of space that separates you and the man you haven’t been able to stop thinking about all week. 
Your chest brushes against a hard set of abs before and even harder set of pecs, the cedar and sandalwood of his cologne is stronger than the last time it took over your senses like this. Fresh. The faint smell of his aftershave tickles your nose, and the heat of his breath warms against the berry chapstick on your lips. The realization of your mistake hits right as you lose your balance, and your body falls flush against his.
“Whoa, honey.” Steve chuckles, one of his big hands grabbing firmly on the soft curve of your hip to hold you in place, and you swear you can taste the spearmint of his gum against your tongue from his proximity.
Your hands reach out on instinct grabbing at his waist, making the muscles underneath flex from your touch and you can just faintly hear his sharp intake of breath because of it.
“I don’t know what I’m doing, I’m so sorry.” You bumble, instantly regretting looking up to meet his gaze. The smirk of his pink full lips has all your blood rushing to your cheeks as you quickly try to untangle yourself from him.
“You’re fine,” he laughs in your ear as you push past him, and it sends a shiver through your bones, especially when you can feel the heat of his body behind you as he follows.
The wind hits your face stepping onto the platform and the chill in the air feels good against your skin. People rush and zoom all around you as they try and make their next connection while you and Steve stand under the sign that flashes the next train times. In a loud roar, the holiday spectacle departs with jingling bells that ring off into the distance along with the whir of the crowd leaving you and Steve alone. You try to ignore the tension that bubbles under his stare against the back of your head, threatening to spill over any second as you pull out your phone.
“You live around here?” He’s the first one to break the silence stepping next to you, his gaze shifting curiously to your phone screen.
“Yeah, like three blocks away.” You answer absently, scrolling through the train lines too distracted by your search for the right directions to give him.
He hums quietly in response, pulling out his own phone from his coat pocket. His energy shifts from the panic on the train to something calmer, and you can’t quite put your finger on it. A nervousness still lingers in his shaky exhale that pushes through his nose, rocking back on his heels before shoving his phone in his pocket.
“What if we went out to dinner instead?” Steve blurts out, and his hand that’s been itching to run through his hair finally does, “I mean if you don’t have any plans right now.”
“Didn’t you say it was a work dinner Steve?” You laugh, finally daring to look up at your phone at him. Big mistake. 
The wind catches his hair, and that long dark honeyed strand falls against his forehead while his teeth gleam at you in a hopeful smile.
“I feel like I kind of already missed it,” he chuckles, “I’m supposed to be there now and if I read those directions on your phone correctly it said what? - 45 minutes to get there?”
You glance down and see the bold numbers that only seem to go up as the minutes pass and rush hour starts to kick in. 
“Besides, I owe you dinner for coming to my rescue twice in one week. I think the universe is really trying to get us to go get drinks if you ask me sweetheart.” 
You laugh a little nervous, rolling your eyes to try and hide how you aren’t immune to his charms but the glint that sparkles in his stare tells you that it’s not working.
“I mean, I guess it’s only fair. I don’t want to mess with fate and all.” You sigh, and it makes his whole face light up, “but if Richard fires you, that’s not my fault.”
“You have my word, if this dinner ruins the entire reason I moved out here. I will not blame you.” He raises his hand in the air like he’s swearing under oath.
“Steve!” You gasp, shoving his arm, and it has him throw his head back in a loud laugh that echoes through the empty platform.
“I’m kidding, that’s not going to happen. I don’t think.” He grins, earning another eye roll from you, but he’s too giddy to care.
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You choose the cozy little Ramen spot on the corner called The Furious Spoon that’s only two blocks from the train station. It’s a close enough walk to easily brave the deep chill that follows with the setting sun and casual enough so that this doesn't feel like something you’re telling yourself it’s not. 
A date.
The warmth of the restaurant hits your frozen cheeks, thawing the parts of you that got bitten from the cold. Ainese hangs thick in the air, making your mouth water while the two of you make your way to the empty seats at the end of the long table that lines the side of the restaurant. You pretend not to feel his hand on the small of your back despite it burning a hole through your jacket as you push through the puffy coats that drape over the stools on either side of you.
Shrugging your layers off, both of you follow suit finding a home for them on the wide rectangular seats. Steve tuts at you when you go to pull your seat out waving your hand away.
“Seriously? No.” You half whisper yell, but the corners of your lips twist up and he decides it’s an empty objection pulling your seat out for you with a wave of his hand gesturing you to sit.
“My mom would kill me if I didn’t,” he swears but his smirk tells you not to believe a word he says as he puts both his hands on either side of your stool, spearmint hot on his breath against the shell of your ear. Cedar and clove on the fabrics of his clothes, it feels like he’s everywhere as he gives you two pushes in.
His knee bumps into yours as he takes the seat next to you, and another waft of his cologne hits your nose. Biting your lip, you decide to distract yourself with the menu as you actively try to make sure your leg doesn’t bounce with anxious energy. The restaurant is more crowded than you expected and Steve’s closer than you wanted. Your heart thumps wildly against your rib cage, scaring the butterflies that laid dormant for the few days in his absence right as they had started to stretch their wings. 
“This all looks so good,” he hums, eyes scanning over the menu before bringing his attention back to you, chestnut and gold shimmering in the low light as he looks down the slope of his nose, licking his full lips, “Do you have a favorite?”
You can’t stop your gaze from flicking down to his mouth, words threatening to get caught on the tip of your tongue watching the way the corners curl up into a grin, small dimples pushing into his tan skin when he catches you.
“Depends on what you like protein wise, but my go to is The Mother Clucker.” You manage to get out, trying to clear out the nerves out of your throat.
“Excuse me,” he snorts, “the what?”
Rolling your eyes, you tuck your bottom lip between your teeth as you lean over tapping a red polished nail to the chicken option on the top.
“Do you need glasses Steve?” You giggle watching him squint to read it.
The question makes him look at you out of the corner of his eyes with a narrow stare. 
“I’ve had perfect vision since high school. Thank you very much.” He scoffs holding the menu further away as if to help him focus on the small bold lettering. 
“Sure looks like it, my mistake.” Raising a hand in mock surrender, the gesture makes him knock his knee with yours earning him a giggle.
“Here I am skipping out on an important work dinner to spend my night showing you how grateful I am and you’re just bullying me.” Steve only manages to keep a straight face until you hit him with a soft smack on his shoulder, a full bellied laugh escaping him when whatever retort you’re ready to give gets cut off by your server finally coming to the table.
Steve’s charm flows from him with ease as he speaks to the young guy with a big septum ring and spiked hair. He talks to him like they’ve been lifelong friends when you place your orders and it reminds you how easily he got that same genuine smile from you just a few days ago at work, and again now as you sit next to him for dinner instead of writing him off like you told yourself you would. Your stomach twists in knots when his knee bumps against yours and stays there, the warmth of his body seeping through the fabric of his slacks and your jeans.
“So did you end up finding your Mom a gift that screams ‘I didn’t make a mistake’?” You question resting your cheek in the palm of your hand as you lean on the table with your elbow, you lift your chin up a little at him and it makes him flush.
“Oh yeah,” he laughs nervously, scratching the back of his neck, “I-I didn’t actually, so that's great. I’ll probably just get her a nice set of earrings or something, it won’t matter in the end anyways.”
His eyebrows knit together and for the first time all night he purposely avoids your gaze with a sip of his water. Your eyes follow the movements of his throat as he swallows.
“What do you mean it won’t matter?” You press, curiosity getting the best of you watching his confidence slip.
“My parents aren’t exactly thrilled that I moved out here to help with this start up, instead of taking over their family business back home. It’s a long story, but it was a big argument, well - multiple big arguments when I told them I was leaving.” He sighs, and you can see the dread of their arrival start to hang over his head like storm clouds. “Besides we never really spent Christmas together my whole life anyway, they were always traveling for work, so this whole thing is just -“ He rubs at his temple, “a thing.”
He runs his fingers through his hair without abandon this time.
“Ahhh,” you hum as missing pieces of Steve’s puzzle are revealed and you hate yourself for finding him more attractive because of it. 
“What about you?” He nods his head in your direction, mimicking your stance resting his head in his hand, “What are you doing for Christmas?”
“Well,” you start, more nerves settling deep in your chest as you start to lay some of your cards down, “I don’t go home for the holidays cause I usually have work. But me and my family get along fine, I guess. But my roommate usually goes to visit his uncle so I’ll probably order something really expensive to eat and watch a Christmas movie I don’t hate.” 
You shrug trying to hide that sometimes it does get to you, not having a full house of loud laughter or even someone to spend the day with, but the look in Steve’s eyes makes you feel like he sees you. He gets it.
“Favorite Christmas movie?” He asks without missing a beat.
“Oh, easy, The Grinch.” you snort.
“Fitting for you.” he winks, despite the tips of his ears turning red when your shoe finds his under the table.
“Rude. What about you? huh?” Your lashes flutter as you bite your lip feeling him start to play footsie with you. 
“Jingle All The Way, Arnold’s my guy.” He smiles big at the giggle you give him, and it warms your face just like his hand that slides further down his thigh, dangerously close to yours.
The bubble you find yourselves in pops abruptly when the smell of your soup hits your nose. Two large bowls get set down in front of you, steam pouring off the tops so much it fogs the glass window.
“You would like Arnold,” you manage to whisper yell over your servers arm and it’s Steve’s turn to roll his eyes, ignoring you giving the waiter a pat on the back with a ‘thanks man.’
The rest of your dinner is filled with easy conversion and touches that linger more than they should, just like the secret paths heavy lidded gazes make to each other’s lips that aren’t so secret in the dim lighting with your feet still intertwined. You hate that as you learn more about him, the more you want to know. The questions come with follow up questions as he tells you about the life that he left behind, his best friend Robin who he hasn’t spent more than six hours without for the last five years and how it feels like he’s missing a limb. 
It feels mutual as both of you sit there long after your bowls are empty, snow falling from a now completely dark sky as Steve listens to you tell a story from high school like it’s the most interesting thing he’s ever heard. Just like the stories about you and Eddie before that, or the one about how you lost your I.D on a crazy night out. All of them felt like he was hanging on every word, and having his full attention like this made your stomach flip. The buzzing of your phone is what ends the night when your eyes catch how late it really is.
“Oh my god, is it really almost nine?” You gasp, but Steve seems unfazed, just like the tip of his shoe running up your calf.
“I’m actually surprised they didn’t kick us out,” he smirks, chuckling to himself before straightening his back. Deep crimson filling his cheeks when you both can hear the loud pop.
You’d tease him but you were too busy already missing his touch. God. Dammit.
“I should really get going, I didn’t realize we’ve been here for like three hours. I gotta be at work super early for this breakfast with Santa we’re doing,”  You huff, standing up and the change in energy is almost enough to make Steve’s head spin.
“You live like a block away, I think you’ll get home fairly quickly.” He looks at you confused as he stands up, watching you stuff your arms in your coat with a struggle with tangled sleeves.
“I just, I promised Eddie I’d be home at a certain time and he gets all worried when I’m not,” It’s a lie but you aren’t going to tell him that your panic is from the fear that spending this much time with him has now pushed you past the point of no return. 
He’s never going to leave your mind now.
“Let me walk you,” He insists, slipping on his coat with ease, broad shoulders filling it perfectly.
“I think you should worry about getting yourself home,” you tease, buttoning your coat that you won the fight with.
“Yeah, I can’t chance it, not without my good luck charm,” he winks and your knees wobble, “I’m calling an Uber. Can’t get lost that way.” 
“Let’s hope so,” you smirk, bumping shoulders with him despite yourself as you walk past.
“Hey! I thought we were friends now.” He whines following close behind, both of you giving a small wave to your server on the way out.
The cold air hits you the moment the swinging glass door opens, sending a shiver up your spine, tugging your coat closer, you silently curse the hint of cedar you catch on the fabric.
“Are we friends now?” You arch a brown turning on your heel to face him as you both hit the sidewalk.
“I was hoping,” he gives you that smile, the kind that you know always gets him what he wants, and god do you want to give it to him. But the gold shimmering on his belt and the reminder that he just moved here makes you stubborn and weary. “Maybe if you give me your number, we can do this again sometime and find out?”
“How about this,” you suck at the inside of your cheek loudly, and you almost feel bad when you see how his face drops, “If we run into each other again, you can have my number.”
Steve stares at you for a second, disbelief painting over all of his pretty features, but he’s quick to recover with a hand through his hair and a new poker face.
“Deal.” He sticks his hand out and now it’s you who has to take a minute to recover, “What? I accept.”
You narrow your eyes at him before you place your palm into his, that charming smile outshining the white snow that falls onto his long lashes. He purposely holds it longer than he should, the butterflies in your stomach coming to life when the warm pad of his thumb starts to rub small circles into your soft skin. 
“Till the next time beautiful, who knows, maybe I won’t take an Uber home. Take a gamble. I wonder who could possibly show up to rescue me.” He starts, earning another shoulder slap and a gasped ‘Steve!’
“Do not do that, Uber home you maniac.” You pull your hand away no matter how much you don’t want to, especially when he trails the tips of his fingers down your palm as he lets go.
“You win this time,” He grins pulling out his phone, and you watch him click the app before you start to walk towards the direction of home.
“I win every time, Steve.” You wink, taking a mental picture of the way it makes him bite his lip before you turn away hoping you didn’t just make some huge mistake.
Secretly hoping Steve Harrington gets lost again.
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kiss me in the d-a-r-k .epilogue vi. finale
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Warnings: non/dub con sex (intercourse, oral)
This is dark!(dad)Steve and explicit. 18+ only.
Summary: Things are laid out for the reader.
Note: So this is the last part of the epilogue. I’m not gonna promise a sequel but I will leave the possibility open in the future. Maybe we’ll see our reader again somewhere down the road. But to all those who have read and supported this series, thank you. I appreciate you and I love you. You guys don’t realize how much you mean. I really hope you enjoy. 💋
<3 Let me know what you think in a reblog or like (feel free to leave your thoughts in a reply if you don’t wanna reblog)!
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On Wednesday, you sat your midterm in the morning and if it wasn’t for your still tender ass, it would’ve been perfect. You walked out confident. You were one of the first to finish and that allotted you a whole hour and a half between the exam and your next class. 
You took out your phone, on airplane mode for the test, and flipped it back into service. Several messages littered your inbox, all from one man. Steve texted last night after your meeting with Bucky but hadn’t shown up to your relief. For once, his business kept him from you. 
You scrolled through the bubbles: ‘good luck, sweetie,’ ‘call me when your done’, etc. His impatience was obvious even though he’d known you wouldn’t see til now. You headed for the cafe below the library and ordered your usual before you hit call.
You sat in the corner as the steam rose from the paper cup and the other end picked up almost immediately. “Uh, hey,” You turned and looked out the window onto campus. The trees were barren and the leaves dried and dying. The city’s first snow was imminent.
“Hey, sweetie,” You could hear him moving around as he spoke. “How was the exam?”
“Good, good,” You bent a leg over the other and sat nervously on the edge of your chair. “I think, at least.”
“Great. You got classes too?” He asked and you rubbed your chin. Should you mention Bucky and the evening appointment. Let him know that you’d been sussed out.
“Till five,” You answered and pushed back your dread. “Mostly review. The rest of my midterms are next week.”
“Well, you got early classes tomorrow?” He prodded. 
“Why do you ask?” You glanced around and blew over the top of your cup.
“Why do you think?” You could hear his smirk. “I’ve got dinner with Kylie tonight. Should be done by eight. I thought maybe you’d wanna meet up after.”
“Oh…” You tapped your fingers on the side of the cup. “I don’t know…” It felt wrong, sneaking in after a visit from his daughter; your friend. “Maybe I should just have a quiet night in.”
“It’s your call but I leave Friday morning. It might be our last chance.” He sounded disappointed despite his nonchalant words.
“Hmm,” You thought and silence buzzed on the line. “Steve?”
“Yeah?” 
“When you leave, is this all...over?” You had to force the last word out. It didn’t want to rise though you knew it needed to.
He laughed softly. It was comforting, not mocking. “Sweetie, we’ll talk about all that tonight. So, how about I pick you up at nine?”
You sat back and swung your leg nervously. “Okay, nine,” You acquiesced. 
“See ya then, sweetie,” He replied smugly. “Oh, one more thing.”
“Yeah?” Your heart fluttered. You wondered for a moment if Bucky had confronted him too. You braced the table and held your breath.
“Check your mailbox.” He said. “And wear something nice.”
“O-okay,” You stuttered as you exhaled, your chest ready to burst. “I’ll see you at nine.”
The line clicked and you set your phone face down beside your coffee. You sat back and crossed your arms. This was all getting very complicated. And messy.
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Your classes passed slowly. You scribbled down the notes for your review and tried not to let your mind wander. As you walked across campus and headed for the subway, your phone vibrated. You huffed and pulled it out as you walked blindly by the buildings.
‘You free tonight, girl. Party at 10.’ Kylie’s message blinked at you. You stopped and once more a storm of nerves swept over you. Your finger hovered over the screen as you tried to muster your latest lie. ‘Sorry. Studying tonight. Maybe this weekend.’ Her response was quick; terse. ‘Boo’.
As you stood in the middle of campus, the last few days mounted on your shoulders. What were you doing? You were sneaking around like some character on an HBO serial. You should’ve been on your way home to study and not to wait around for you illicit lover. Or thinking about the night you’d just spent with your professor.
You broke from your shameful trance and rushed past the other students. You didn’t want to wait around for the third train of the hour. You reached the platform just as the train was ready to close its doors. You clung to the bar as it sped along the tunnels and counted the stops. 
You had more than enough time to eat before your little rendezvous. Your building was grim as you walked up to it. You almost forgot to stop at your mailbox as you entered and you found a small black box inside. You took it and the monthly university newsletter and head up to your bachelor.
You shoved a thin crust in the oven and sat on your bed as you streamed to your small television. You waited for the timer to tick down and opened the small black box. You rolled your eyes as you pulled out the folded lace. Sheer white with floral embroidery; it offered little cover, if any. The panties were high-waisted and the bra thinly strapped. Steve had more than just another meet-up in mind.
You texted him as you ate your pizza. ‘Really?’ He replied with a winky emoji and nothing else. You finished your dinner, washed your face and freshened your hair. You wore a simple. long-sleeved dress over the lingerie; a blush coloured sheath you still had the tags on. Your legs would be cold but you didn’t expect to be outside much.
As time wore on, your anxiety piqued. You paced in your wedged boots. Second thoughts and eager expectations mingled into a maelstrom inside of you. Your phone buzzed on the nightstand and you unplugged it as the clock read 9:07. The singular text greeted you. ‘Here.’
You took a breath and grabbed your plain black coat and buttoned it up to your chin. Your purse hung from your elbow as you locked the door behind you and tripped down the stairs two at a time. You nearly fell on your face as you emerged onto the crooked walkway and Steve’s rover loomed along the curb.
You opened the door and slipped inside. “Hey,” You said breathily as you buckled up. He leaned over and kissed your cheek. When you were strapped in he grabbed your chin and pressed his lips to yours. He was eager.
“Hey,” He pulled away and looked out on the street. “You look nice, sweetie.”
You smiled and thanked him quietly as he pulled out. 
“Did you eat?” He asked as he stared at the road.
“Yes, I did, dad,” You said mockingly but your voice cracked and died in a deathly silence. 
He stopped at a sign and looked over at you. You shyly glanced over and he smiled the moment your eyes met. “I’d prefer daddy, but whatever you like, sweetie.” Your cheeks burned as he chuckled and you played nervously with a button on your coat.
“I didn’t mean too…” You muttered.
“It was funny.” He assured you as he turned his attention back to driving. “Cute.”
You nodded and kept quiet, afraid of another slip. Freud would be all too excited to be a passenger on this ride. You tilted your head as he turned away from downtown; away from his hotel.
“Where are we going?” You asked meekly.
“It’s a surprise,” He said coyly. “Are you wearing it?”
“Y-yes.” You crossed your arms and kept track of each turn in your head.
When he stopped, you looked up at the high-rise and blinked in confusion. Your apartment was little more than a closet compared to the penthouses housed in this upscale building. You still had no idea what was going on. 
Steve got out and came around to open your door as you gaped. Your heels wobbled beneath you as you stepped out and he typed on his phone with one hand as he offered you his other. He tucked his phone away and led you up the broad steps of the building and past the tall fountain that crested the lawn.
“Steve...?” Your eyes lit up as you took in the extravagance. Well, compared to your digs.
“I told you, it’s a surprise, sweetie.” He let go of your hand and opened the front door for you. 
He was past you in an instant and rang the buzzer with the touch pad. Only a long buzz sounded in response and he opened the next door. You were fidgety in the elevator. The ascent was silent as you peeked over at Steve several times. Only a knowing smirk in response; devious.
As the doors opened, you stepped out into the single floor penthouse. The dark hardwood floors were pristine and polished and the large living room was bookmarked between a tall brick fireplace and a set of glass shelves decorated with degrees, awards, and a menagerie of ornaments.
You stopped as Steve closed the elevator lock up behind you. You turned back to him and shook your head in confusion. He neared and framed your face with his hands as he leaned in to kiss you. 
“Be good, sweetie.” He kissed you again and stood straight. He smiled over your head and you sensed another.
“Why don’t you take off your coats and settle in?” Bucky asked and his blue eyes flicked towards you. “You want anything from the bar?”
You looked between them. Your heartbeat had doubled and you felt light headed. “What’s going on?”
“We talked,” He said cryptically. “It’s all good, sweetie.”
He unbuttoned your coat for you as you stared at him dumbly. He slipped it down your arms and you snapped out of your trance. You watched him hang your coat next to his and turned back to the room. Bucky was behind the bar with three glasses set out.
“So, what’s it gonna be? Gin, scotch, I’ve got some wine.” He offered.
“I…” Steve nudged you and you edge into the living room. Steve passed you and sat on the chaise, his hand patted the space beside him. “Gin and ice is fine, thank you.”
You sat beside Steve and clasped your hands together. You wondered if alcohol was a wise decision but it would help with your nerves. Your mind began to run wild with possibilities. Whatever they had planned couldn’t just be talking.
Steve’s hand went to your lower back as Bucky neared with the glasses. He handed you one and Steve another, and sat with his own on the other side of you. You were trapped between the two men on the chaise. You gulped down half the drink and crossed your legs.
“Slow down, baby, it’s gonna be a long night,” Bucky grinned and sipped from his own glass. “Did you talk to her?”
“I figured there wasn’t much to say,” Steve shrugged. “You want both of us, don’t you, sweetie?”
Your eyes threatened to pop out of your head as you glanced between them. You drained the last of your gin and bent over to set it on the table. “Uh, yeah, I…” You blinked and focused on the ice, “Well, I mean...I…”
“Don’t worry, we’ll take it slow.” Steve assured you. “We just wanna get this all sorted out before I leave. When I’m gone, Bucky will look after you.”
Bucky placed his glass beside yours, the dark alcohol barely touched. His hand went to your thigh and Steve rubbed your back soothingly. You were tempted to drink Bucky’s whiskey for him. Steve took another swig and added a third tumbler to the table. He grabbed your other thigh and both men squeezed as they leaned closer.
“Why don’t you show Bucky your little surprise?” Steve purred.
You tilted your head, confused at first, and Steve’s fingers ran up your back. The lingerie. You nodded and stood, glad to be free of their touch. You looked down at your body and slowly turned to face them. You bent to unzip your scuffed wedges and stepped out of them. Your dress felt thinner as you lifted your eyes to them. Steve nodded for you to go on.
You reached back and tugged down your zipper. As the dress loosened you paused and both men watched eagerly. What were you doing? Six months ago, you were a reticent virgin and now you were in some sordid ritual with these two men. 
The heat of their gaze nipped at your doubts and you pulled the zipper down entirely. You let the sleeves fall down your arms and the swish of the skirts as the dress fell to your feet was your white flag. It was done. There was no turning back.
You dared to look at them. Steve grinned and Bucky’s brows shot up. They both shifted on the chaise and you kept your hands to your sides, nervously waiting for the next move.
“It’s all you,” Steve intoned as he stood. He brushed past you, his hand tickled your thigh and he pinched your ass. You watched as he crossed the room and sat on the couch opposite. He sank into the cushion and draped his arm along the back. “Take your time.”
Bucky’s hand on yours drew you back to him. He pulled you closer until you stood between his knees. You looked down at him as his hands explored your body. He cupped your tits through the sheer fabric, your nipples hardened against his palm. He tickled along your waist and hips and snaked around to squeeze your ass.
“Sit down,” He nodded beside him.
You did as he said without thinking. He turned to you and brought his hand up behind your neck. He kissed you forcefully and pushed his hand between your thighs. You opened your mouth to his as he devoured you and tucked your fingers beneath his belt. He groaned as you clung to the top of his pants.
He pulled your legs apart and dragged his fingers along the crotch of your pants. You moaned and he slid his fingers beneath the fabric. He pushed between your folds and circled your clit. You parted and gasped at the sudden tingle.
He slipped from the chaise and to his knees. He came up between your legs and continued to play with you. He hooked his fingers under the panties and pulled them aside as he replaced his hand with his mouth. You were entranced by the sight of him knelt before you. His dark hair was streaked with silver but thick. You leaned back on your hands as he teased you with his tongue.
Your eyes were drawn to the other side of the room. Steve hadn’t moved. His eyes sparkled as he watched intently. You closed your eyes and let your head fall back as you sank into Bucky. He licked and suckled as his hand crawled along your thigh. He traced around your entrance and shoved two fingers inside. Your legs tensed and your nails dug into the cushion.
He curled his fingers and you moaned louder. His tongue never stopped as he started to move his hand. The last of your insecurity disappeared and you could think of was the whirlwind of nerves spiraling around your core. You latched onto the back of Bucky’s head and pushed him deeper as you beckoned your climax closer. He hummed as his tongue lured you onward until you were shaking and sputtering in unyielding ecstasy.
He didn't stop until you were out of breath and mewling. He lifted his head and let your panties go. "Lay down, baby."
You pulled your legs up and spread out on the chaise as you came down from your high. Bucky stood and undressed as his eyes roved your body. He was thicker than Steve, his stomach not as toned but still in good shape. You realized you'd never seen him naked despite your lurid meetings.
He climbed up with you, again between your legs. He grabbed your legs and pulled them up to rest against his chest. Next he gripped you hips and dragged you down the chaise. His tip pressed against you and slipped between your folds.
He entered you and let out a long breath. You whined as he bottomed out. A flood of relief flowed through you and you reached back to claw the end of the chaise.
As he began to thrust, the chaise groaned and world seemed to quake beneath you. Each time he rocked his hips, he sped up just a little; faster, deeper. Your moans kept time with him and your voice rose in a symphony.
Your eyes rolled back and Bucky held your ankles against his shoulders as he hammered into you. Your back arched and you growled like an animal in heat. Your voice, his, the sound of your flesh together, drove you wild and bloomed in a paralysing orgasm.
Bucky's hand slipped down to your thighs and pushed your legs higher. He pounded into you and grunted louder and louder as he neared his peak. You egged him on as you reached around your hip to touch his thigh. 
He let go of your legs and pinned your hands beside your head as he raised himself on his knees. He fucked you harder as he held you to the plush cushion and you whimpered as another explosion shook your core. 
He sank into you with drawn out thrusts and snarled. He pulled out and released your wrists. His cum shot out along your pelvis and along your pussy. He spread it between your folds with his cock and leaned back on his heels. Satisfied.
"Bring her over here," Steve's voice scared you. You'd forgotten he was there. 
Bucky, panting and sweaty, took your hand and pulled you off the chaise. You followed him blindly, your head in a spin. Steve stood too, as methodical in undressing as Bucky. He smirked as Bucky sat you down and you slumped onto your side.
Bucky backed away as Steve lowered himself onto the couch. He pulled your leg up as he slid between you and the back of the couch. He hooked his thick arm under you and draped your leg over his. He played with your thrumming clit before he lined himself up with your entrance.
He impaled you slowly. He breath whisked across your cheek and he continued to play with your bud as he moved inside you. 
"She was a virgin, you know that?" He said to Bucky as he rocked his hips. "When we met. She's still tight, isn't she?" He nibbled your ear and growled as Bucky's shadow loomed in your peripheral.
"A quick learner," Bucky remarked. 
You barely heard their little aside. You were too bound up in this bliss to care. That voice in the back of your head was smothered by that louder one which had taken over of late. 
Who cared if they were using you, you were using them too. You enjoyed it just as much and why shouldn't you? Sex was sex and you were only human.
You lifted your head as Bucky neared and sat on the other end of the couch. He shifted so that your head was in his lap as Steve continued to fuck you. He turned your head and forced your mouth around his cock. He was still a little soft but quickly stiffened as you began to bob your head.
You found it harder to keep your mouth working as Steve's fingers and cock stoked your core. Bucky held the back of your neck to keep you from pulling away. You hummed around his cock and squeaked as you came in a series of twitches.
Steve turned you onto your stomach as Bucky stayed in your mouth. Steve pinned your legs with his thighs as he pounded into you and the cushions bounced under you. Their grunts were deep and rhythmic. Hypnotic, even.
"Ah, fuck, sweetie, I'm gonna cum," Steve growled. "Shit." 
He slammed into you one last time before he pulled out. He came on your pussy and added to the mess you'd become. Bucky didn't stop, didn't waver as he guided your mouth up and down his length. You pushed yourself up just a little and tended to him fervently.
"Shit," Bucky swore and caressed the top of your head. "I'm gonna cum all over your face, baby. Come on."
He tugged on your hair and you removed your mouth with a pop. You stroked him with your hand and his cum spurted out along your lips and cheeks and dribbled down your chin.
You let go, out of breath, and Steve pulled you up by your arm and let you pant against the couch. You were shaky, numb but oversensitive, your vision hazy and yet vivid. You tasted Bucky's salty cum and your fingers dipped between your legs to feel the slickness there.
"Do you understand, sweetie?" Steve spoke softly as he pushed your hair back and kissed your temple. "When I leave, Bucky will take care of everything you need. Can you be a good girl for him?"
You nodded dully and your eyes lolled over to look at Bucky as he leaned back and sighed. Steve's hand fell, traced the line of your collar bone, cupped your tit, and walked along your stomach to the top of your vee.
"You want another drink, sweetie?" He coaxed. "A little break?"
You blinked and licked your lips, the cool cum was sticky. You placed your hand on Steve's and pushed it between your legs. "I don't need a break."
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sserpente · 5 years ago
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24 little kinks | Door 6 🎄
“You remember that chocolate advent calendar I got you for December?”
“I do,” he chuckled and pressed a tender kiss to your temple. “You made me display it in the kitchen so I would not eat it all at once.”
Your smile widened. “How about we get another one?”
Loki raised an eyebrow, only now paying proper attention to the sex toy ad. Then, he frowned. It was an odd mixture of disgust, genuine curiosity and even a hint of arousal flashing in his blue eyes.
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A/N: Happy Nikolaus Day to everyone who celebrates! Remember the Krampus will come and get you with rods and whips if you’ve been naughty. ;-)
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“It’s Friday, Steve, give us a break. We’re still groping in the dark but Loki and I are doing our best. Enjoy your weekend for once, it’s Christmas.”
“Let me know when you two have a lead.”
“Will do. Bye, Steve.” You couldn’t hang up quickly enough. It was freezing cold in spite of you being wrapped in your warmest pullover and fluffy winter jacket, along with a giant scarf which covered half of your face. Being a Frost Giant, Loki had no problem with the cold whatsoever. Besides, he was still mesmerised by all those delicious Christmas treats you had introduced him to, along with the concept of hot mulled wine.
After all the unease the Chitauri had recently caused, a cosy Christmas market was just what you needed. You could tell Loki was impressed, for it truly was beautiful. Countless Christmas lights decorated the street lanterns and the various stands, not to mention the massive Christmas tree in the middle of the piazza.
There was a petting zoo for children and a pick-up train for tourists—and a Santa Clause taking pictures with children.
Loki nodded in his direction when you put your phone away. “Who is he?”
“Santa Clause. He’s the one who puts the presents under the tree. He climbs down the chimney every year, travelling the world in a sleigh pulled by flying reindeers.” Loki frowned, then opened his mouth in an almost disturbed manner, making you giggle. “It’s just a story you tell the children here. They write letters to him which their parents pretend to send to the North Pole, which is where he lives. He’s making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who’s naughty or nice…” You sang.
“That is ridiculous.”
You giggled once more. “No, it’s not. And on the night of Christmas Eve, you prepare some milk and biscuits for him to eat.”
“Let me rephrase that, my sweet. Midgardian children are told that on Christmas, both burglary and theft are acceptable and that an old fat man with a long beard keeps an eye on them all year to find out if they have been naughty.” He paused, smirking a little. “And here I was thinking the Midgardian tales of my alleged adventures were brutal.”
You smiled up at him. “There are countless movies about him, you know. We should watch one tonight. The Santa Clause films with Tim Allen are a must-see every December.”
“Whatever you wish…” Loki replied tenderly, still a little taken aback by the costumed man in the red and white coat taking pictures with children on his lap. “Now, what about those Christmas treats you promised me?”
You came to a halt in front of the stand you had passed already. “I am eager to try everything.” The store owner snorted. He either recognised him or thought Loki to be a rich snot. Well, merry Christmas to you too, sir.
“Everything? Loki, I didn’t bring that much money. We can’t just buy the whole store.”
“Whyever not? You know I could simply duplicate those banknotes of yours in a heartbeat.” He whispered in your ear.
“You could but that would be… wrong. Look, why don’t we get the candied almonds, the chocolate strawberries and then that baumkuchen you were so fascinated with from that other store and then head home to warm up? Pretty please? I am freezing.”
“You forgot the mulled wine.”
“And we’re of course getting mulled wine.” You confirmed, shaking your head in an amused manner. Loki really was a sweet tooth. The biggest one you’d ever met. His blue eyes had lit up like those of a child whenever you passed something sweet and edible.
For the past hour, before Steve had called, you had been exploring the local Christmas market to the fullest, passing stands whose owners sold candles, wooden ornaments, real sheep wool clothing and other Christmassy trinkets. The most beautiful stand, however, had by far been the one with the dozens of snow globes. You had loved the one with the golden castle and reindeer… but then again, seventy-five dollars for a piece of decoration was way too much—even if Loki had insisted on you buying it if you liked it so much.
Half an hour later, you finally returned home. The warm air enveloped you like an old friend, slowly warming your frozen fingers which were completely stiff from carrying the many bags full of Christmas candy. On the way back, you had even bought some candy canes for your Christmas tree.
The mulled wine had done little to warm you up, however, made you a little tipsy. You started grinning once you had kicked off your boots.
“We haven’t opened our advent calendar yet.”
“That is a circumstance we will have to remedy, my sweet.” The alcohol had not affected him at all. Still grinning, you carefully dropped your purchases and took his hand, leading him straight to the bedroom. You could still watch those movies later.
Loki took the small box and opened it, revealing a pair of dice. Words were printed on each side.
“That does not look like a sex toy.” He concluded.
“Oh, but I know what that is. It’s a game. You roll the dice and do what they tell you to. Here, look. This side says ‘kiss’ and this one says ‘lips’. If you dice those two, you’ll have to kiss me on the lips and vice versa.”
Loki smirked. He instantly liked the idea. “I never lose games.”
You chuckled. “I doubt you can really lose this one.” But you guessed the winner would be the one cumming the most… you swallowed. Gods, it had been one cup of mulled wine.
“Alright then… let us play.” Loki had the audacity to wink at you. Your pussy clenched in joyful anticipation.
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Munching on another chocolate strawberry, you waited, impatiently, for Loki to dice again. You had long lost most of your clothes sitting on the floor on a cosy blanket at the living room table and eating your Christmas treats. The game kept getting more and more interesting. The dice clattered on the glass surface.
“Kiss… toes. Off come those ravishing stockings, my sweet…” Loki pulled them off of your legs so painfully slow you moaned, then lifted them both up to kiss every single one of your naked toes. You shivered, pleasure having taken control over your body since you had started playing.
“My turn.” You whispered breathlessly. Once more, the dice clattered. “Nibble… ears.” You giggled. Loki’s ears were rather sensitive. Unceremoniously, you straddled him and brushed away his beautiful raven hair. You gave his earlobes a quick lick before you started nibbling on them in turn, even sucking a little and making him hiss. He wrapped his arms around you when you attempted to move away again.
“Where do you think you are going?”
He kept you on his lap as he diced again. Not that you would complain. “Tease… nipples. With pleasure…” he added. Blue eyes sparkling with desire, he cupped your breasts and rubbed your nipples with his thumbs, enjoying how they hardened under his touch. You arched your back to give him more access, allowing him to play with the stiff nubs until he had his fill.
You were panting when you took the dice again. Clatter. “Touch… penis.” Just touch? You almost pouted as you cupped him through his leather trousers, making him groan. Loki’s eyes never left yours. You squeezed him a little, making him long for more. He was rock-hard.
“Give me the dice.” He demanded hoarsely. Obediently, you let them fall into his palm. Clatter. “Lick… pussy.” He read, a mischievous smile spreading on his lips. As if Loki saying something so dirty and colloquial like ‘pussy’ wasn’t tempting enough already, you squealed when he lifted you up and laid you back on the floor, prying your legs apart hungrily. Your knickers came off so fast you didn’t know what was happening to you until he gave your dripping cunt a long lick, tasting his meal with relish. You were shaking already… but he did not stop there.
Abandoning the game altogether, he wrapped his arms around your hips to keep you in place, then ate you like his life depended on it. His teeth would gently bite your outer lips and nibble at your clit, his tongue pampering both your wet entrance and circling your sensitive bundle of nerves. Every now and then, he sucked it into his mouth, teasing it with the tip of his tongue until you whimpered. You moaned when he thrust his tongue inside of you, lapping up your juices like a thirsty tiger.
Silver tongue… he reminded you of this title of his every god damn time he buried his face between your legs.
Your orgasm hit you out of nowhere. Sending strong waves of pleasure through your body, you squirmed with Loki’s name on your lips. The God of Mischief moaned in approval. He drank you like the fountain of youth, greedily and eager for more of your pleasure.
You started to whimper when the stimulation became too much but he would hear none of it. Still in frenzy, he held on to you even tighter, massaging your clit with his tongue until your eyes rolled to the back of your head. Another orgasm tore through your body all too soon.
Loki helped you ride it out before he retreated, his chin glistening with your arousal. Satisfied and pleased with his work, he licked his lips, then hovered above you to give you a passionate kiss.
“My turn…” You stated when you broke apart. You knew were to lick and blow next, no dice needed.
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A/N: Door 7 will be opened tomorrow, on December 7th!
This door included an anon request!
Check out my blog to find more Imagines and take a glimpse at my first (to be) published novel! Also, if you enjoyed this story, I would appreciate so much if you supported me on Kofi! ko-fi.com/sserpente ♥
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12 Days of Christmas - [Day 2]
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A/N: Day number 2 for the Christmas coundown with @mattysheelies​. Sorry for being a bit late with uploading but I just got home an hour ago and I had to edit this a little. But here it is. Enjoy.
Prompt:  “ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house.”
Pairing: Steve Harrington x Reader
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I remember meeting Steve Harrington on a cold december morning in 1985. I remember this not because I immediately fell in love with him (though he was undeniably charming and handsome), but for the simple fact that never before had I seen someone look so utterly miserable. I remember this because it was both our first day at our new job. I loved this job, Steve — not so much. 
When you’re a kid, people always tell you to find something you’re good at, something that brings you joy, and to make a living out of it. Only, if the one thing you’re good at, is spreading Christmas cheer as one of Santa’s elves at the local mall, things suddenly look very different. Suddenly they tell you to get a “real job” and life just gets confusing all over.
I enjoyed spending time with the kids, spreading Christmas cheer and trying to keep that sense of childlike wonder in my own heart for as long as I possibly could. Also, and I hate to brag, but I looked pretty good in my elf uniform. Steve pretty much just suffered his way through the day, giving the bare minimum and earning himself unamused glares from exhausted parents.
The first proper conversation we had, was on december 12th. I remember it so clearly because, hey the Steve Harrington was having a conversation with little old me. It was another frosty day though there was still no sign of snow. Steve had wanted to escape Santa’s village for just a few minutes during lunch break and since the roof of the mall was the only place that didn’t blast christmas music, he had decided to wander up here. Which let him straight to me, that weird girl, spending her lunch break leant against the railing, looking up at the sky and wishing for snow.
“ Oh uh — sorry. I didn’t mean to — “ 
“ No it’s fine don’t worry. I’m just waiting for the snow. “ 
“ Snow, huh ? White Christmas ? “ 
“ Yup. It’s what I wish for every year. Like in the movies. Always wanted to wear one of those big red ballgowns and watch the snow fall. “ 
“ You really care about all that Christmas stuff, huh ? “ 
“ Christmas stuff ? “ 
“ Mmh Elves and Santa and all that stuff. I always notice you humming along to the songs and don’t think I don’t see you rearrange the ornaments on the trees, literally every single morning. “ 
“ Do you watch me ? “ 
“ I — no! “ 
But he was blushing then, as he denied it. I kept that secret to myself, the fact that I knew he was lying. Because I knew and that was all that mattered. And I was flattered. I’m sure my cheeks were just as red as his. 
“ I just like Christmas and all that comes with it. It brings people wonderful memories, makes them feel happy. If I can play a little part in that by helping kids believe in the magic of these traditions then that’s all that matters. “ 
“ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house.” 
“ Oh aren’t you a regular Ebenezer Scrooge “ 
“ I’m not, I just don’t think Christmas is all that. It’s not like the movies anyway …. “ 
“ So what’s Christmas like in the Harrington household then ? “ 
I expected him to boast then, about gifts aplenty and the big festive meal and all that shebang we normal people didn’t get to enjoy in just quite that extend.
To my surprise, he didn’t brag about his perfect Christmas, he looked — sad. 
“ Mom cooks up a storm. Dad says it’s dry which makes mom sad. Dad gives her an expensive gift, like a necklace or earrings, to easy his guilty conscience for one thing or another. Then they give me something expensive too and take that as their free pass to voice everything about me that bothers them. So really, Christmas at the Harrington Household is one huge shit show of play pretend. “ 
It occurred to me then, for the first time in maybe ever, that Steve Harrington, with his perfect hair and his gorgeous smile, wasn’t immune to the emotional trauma so many of our parents were putting on us. Steve Harrington’s world shifted just a little close to my own then, and suddenly I could understand the gloomy mood and the frown. 
“ Yeah well, my dad left us on Christmas eve a few years ago so now every year my mom locked herself in her room and cries and I watch it’s a wonderful life on tv and eat my bodyweight in chocolate. That’s not like the movies either. It’s why I do this job, to maybe help other people make happy memories. “ 
It went silent for a moment, just us caught in the heavy realisation that though we were as different as could be, maybe the things that mattered, the gnarly emotional stuff inside, were things we shared. 
“ Look at us. Spilling our hearts to each other, looking like elves. That’s gotta be some sight to see. “ 
“ Well, just for the record, I think you make a pretty handsome elf. “ 
“ You think ? “ 
I made Steve Harrington blush two times that day. 
“ Suits you too. The pointy shoes and the hat and all that. “ 
And in that moment, I felt something in my change. Maybe Steve the hair Harrington was more than a pretty rich boy. And maybe that “more” was something I could see myself falling for.
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Christmas eve came faster than I would’ve liked and though it was freezing cold, snow was nowhere to be seen. The mall closed Santa’s workshop early to “give Stanta time to deliver all the presents” when in reality Jeff who played Santa had demanded they close it early because he had a flight to Cabo waiting for him that he couldn’t miss for anything.
I knew that I had to go home at some point even if all that was waiting for me was an emotionally unstable mother and the reminder that I wasn’t even good enough for my own dad. 
Happy families were passing by me as I sat by the fountain in the middle of the mall, all wearing big smiles in excitement for the holidays to come. 
A part of me would always be bitter about the fact that this wasn’t me and that my dad had effectively taken this from me. 
“ So, I know tonight is Christmas eve and while I am miserable you relish in this season and probably have other things to do, but would you grant me a little bit of your time and let me take you somewhere ? “ 
Steve’s voice was soft and gentle as he stepped in front of me and held out his hand. I hadn’t even know he was still around, had assumed he had bolted the moment they let us off. 
“ You want to take me somewhere ? “ I asked, slightly confused and desperately trying to conceal the blush undoubtedly spreading on my cheeks.
“ Yeah, if you want to ? “ 
As if there was ever a chance I would say no to that. So I nodded.
Steve took my hand in his and I prayed to god mine wasn’t clammy or cold. Because on the list of people I ever held hands with, holding hands with Steve was definitely on the very top.
We rushed through the mall, through the crowds of last minute shoppers and past the exhausted employees desperate to go home to their families. We only stopped once we stood in front of the big iron door leading out towards the rooftop. 
Steve let go of my hand then and for a second I felt like something was missing, like his hand fit with mine so well I felt naked without it. 
“ Okay, look. I’ve been thinking about what you said the other day. The thing about helping people make happy memories of Christmas even if we don’t have happy ones ourselves. Soooo … I thought it was time to create some for us. “ 
“ You wha — Holy shit! “ 
The door srung open and the view that revealed itself to me, left me breathless. There were fairy lights all over, strung from left to right and back again. A small fake christmas tree stood in the middle of the roof, decked out in baubles and ornaments. Bing Crosby’s voice echoed from a stereo, singing about a White Christmas. 
It was like Christmas threw up onto this roof. I absolutely loved it. 
“ Steve this is — gorgeous. “ 
“ Wait it’s not all. “ 
“ It’s not ? “ 
He rushed towards a big duffel bag placed in the corner and fumbled around in it for a moment before pulling out what I can only explain as a huge pile of red fabric.
“ What is that ? “ I said, stepping onto the brightly lit roof.
“ Your dress. “ 
“ My dress ? “ 
“ Your red dress. Well actually it’s a read coat, I couldn’t find a dress. I hope this works. Symbolism and all that, huh ?“ 
For the second time that day, may heart started beating faster and my breath seemed to fail me. He remembered my fleeting mention of the dress. The red “white Christmas” dress.
“ It’s perfect. Steve, this is too much.“ 
“ It’s not too much. You spend every day this month, helping other people make happy memories. You deserve this. “
I didn’t know what to say then, there aren’t really words that would’ve been enough to properly express how I was feeling then. Grateful. Excited. Half in love.
I didn’t say anything to him then, just hugged him. And it seemed to me then, as he returned the hug tightly and warmly, that maybe Steve Harrington didn’t get hugged half as much as he should have.
“ Thank you. “ I whispered. He didn’t answer, just hugged me tighter. That was all the answer I needed.
The coat was warm and cozy and felt like a blanket or pure warmth around me. 
As I slipped into it, Steve looked at me in that special way every girl wants to be looked at. Like I was the best thing he had ever seen in his life. Like the world had stopped spinning for a second. And maybe this wouldn’t end up as some epic romance story but it meant the world in that one moment and that, I would cherish forever.
“ You look gorgeous, (Y/N). “ 
He was right. I did. 
“ So, I’m a horrible cook which is why our dinner tonight consists of hot dogs on a stick, orange chicken from the chinese place downstairs and as a dessert — “ he said then motioned to the various styrofoam containers before him “ mcdonald's apple pies. “ 
“ Truly a festive meal. “ 
“ Very much so. Would you care to join me for this dinner ? “ 
“ It would be a pleasure, good sir. “ 
And so we sat down on pillows that we placed on the floor, Steve wrapped a blanket around us, and we started stuffing our faces in greasy fast food. Various christmas songs serenaded us as the night slowly crept up and took away the sun completely. 
“ This is the happiest Christmas memory I’ve made in — a long time. “ I confessed to Steve. Steve Harrington who, just a few weeks ago, was but a thought in my mind of something that will never be. 
And now here he was. next to me,cuddled up in a blanket. Making memories together.
“ I’m glad I get to be a part of it. Your dad really sucks for leaving you. But it’s his loss really. I think you should know that. “
“ Thanks. Well I think your parents should be proud of you. You’re — pretty great, Steve. “ 
“ Hey uh — “ he said and bit his bottom lip anxiously “ you ever been kissed under a mistletoe ? “ 
“ I’ve never even seen a mistletoe in real life, I think. “ 
“ Oh that’s good cause the mistletoe was sold out at the store and the next best thing I could get was a laurel branch. Let’s just pretend. That’s — if you want to. “ 
“ It’s tradition, huh ? “ 
“ Yup. “ 
“ Can’t very much break such a lovely tradition. “ 
And as he held the laurel, excuse me mistletoe, branch above our heads, and his lips met mine in a kiss so soft and warm, the first snow of the season started softly falling around us.
“ You’re getting a white Christmas. “ I could feel Steve murmur against my lips. 
Oh I got so much more that night.
It is funny to think back to that year and remember the words he said about stupid traditions and the old man climbing into our houses. Because, as he tugs in our daughter and reads to her and tells her to go to sleep so Santa can come and eat the cookies they baked together and drink the milk they set out, it’s almost like he is more excited than our little girl herself. 
I no longer wish for snow. All I’m wishing for is to be able to spend my Christmas with the people I love most. My little girl and Steve, the elf, Harrington. 
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Taglist: Will add later, I’m too tired rn. 
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israelseen · 5 years ago
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Steve Kramer – Celebrating Israel’s 71 Anniversary
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Just 71 years ago, Israel declared its independence based on several factors:
God promised the Land of Israel to the Jews in the Bible – echoed in the Christian Bible and even (gasp!) in the Koran.
Three ancient Jewish kingdoms in Israel are part of archaeological and historical records.
Early 20th century diplomatic agreements called for a national home for the Jews in Israel.
The League of Nations issued a Mandate for Palestine*in which a Jewish national home would be established.
The United Nations issued a 1947 Partition Plan allowing for the establishment of the Jewish state in Palestine. (“Palestine” is the name Roman Emperor Hadrian called the Land of Israel, in an attempt to erase its Jewish connections.)
After the fact, the United Nations recognized Israel’s independence and three times Israel fought and won defensive wars against Arab invaders, thereby incorporating its ancient homeland into Israel.
  As many of my readers know, Yom Ha’atzmaut (Independence Day) is preceded by Yom HaShoah (Holocaust Remembrance Day the previous week) and Yom HaZikaron (Remembrance Day for victims of terror and military personnel the previous day), which segues into Yom Ha’atzmaut. Here there are no SALES on Yom HaZikaron, nor is it a day off from work, nor are entertainment venues open. But 24 hours after the start of Yom HaZikaron, the nation’s mood changes dramatically from solemnity to excitement. The country riotously celebrates the reality of the Jewish State, a nation which has an amazing number of accomplishments in its brief history.
  Just a few:
In its first decade, Israel absorbed a huge influx of immigrants, more than doubling its population.
Israel’s Jewish population has burgeoned from 600,000 in 1948 to about 6.3 million today.
Israel is the only Western country with a birthrate which more than replaces itself, with 3.1 children per mother.
Israel’s population is one of the world’s happiest.
Israel is a member of the OECD, the “club” of the world’s most prosperous nations.
Israel is the per capita leader in high tech development, its main engine of economic growth.
Israel is the safe home for Jews who face increasing Jew hatred in their countries of birth.
  That’s enough about history and statistics. What about the fun part?
During the morning of Yom Ha’atzmaut, we visit Israeli sites. This year we went to an historical site and museum that we hadn’t visited previously, attended the almost mandatory barbecue in the afternoon, and a few days later, a gala celebrating one of the best organizations defending Israel’s reputation.
  With our usual Yom Ha’atzmaut buddies, we set out early and soon arrived in Holon, which has the second-largest industrial zone in Israel, but is also known for its extensive attractions for children. Our objective was the Hosmasa Building, which today is surrounded by a lovely urban park in this Tel Aviv suburb. The structure was constructed over an ancient well in 1934 and was built in the prevalent Bauhaus style (German-inspired simplicity and lack of ornamentation, with a symmetric, functional, international design).
  Built for defensive reasons, there is an observation tower on the building, storage rooms, and space for personnel to live. During its active period stretching until the 1948 War of Independence, thousands of trainees participated in weapons/field skills, observation, fortifications, communications, first aid, close combat, topography and other courses. There were several “slicks” nearby where weapons (forbidden to Jews, allowed for Arabs by the British during the Mandate period) were secreted.
  The Palmach (strike forces) were deployed from around Hosmasa to capture the area to the north and west of Holon, which included Arab villages on the outskirts of Arab-inhabited Jaffa. Hosmasa was an important station on the security road during the war connecting Tel Aviv with settlements in the south of the country, Jerusalem, and the Negev. Today Hosmasa is a popular spot to visit on Yom Ha’atzmaut and also for school excursions throughout the year.
  Moving on, we drove the short distance to another, very green, suburb of Tel Aviv. Rishon LeZion is the fourth-largest city in Israel, located along the central Israeli coastal plain south of Tel Aviv. It is one of Israel’s first religious Zionist communities, founded in 1882 and located amidst sand dunes and marsh. On this beautiful day, we were keen to see one of Israel’s newest museums, in Rishon LeZion, featuring the kinetic art of Ya’acov Agam.
  From a Trip Advisor review:
“Mr. Agam is a national treasure and this museum, dedicated in 2017, is a testament to his genius. A force in modern art since the 1950s, this artist continues to work everyday at 92 years old, creating new art that pushes the limits [of one’s imagination]. His whole concept is to invite the viewer to become a partner in the art and creative process. Not optical illusion, but true participatory experience. Visiting gives you real understanding of one of the most important movements and artists of the 20th & 21st centuries.”
  Agam’s work is not just museum or home sized. He has three huge projects in the Tel Aviv area. The Dan Hotel’s long frontage on the Mediterranean is completely painted in a huge, idiosyncratic way. Just north of Tel Aviv is a whole development of apartment buildings utilizing Agam’s design aesthetic. And the iconic revolving water fountain (currently being refurbished) which graces the rebuilt Dizengoff Circle in the heart of town.
  We loved Agam’s museum! Its size is small enough to allow viewing the whole collection, but interesting enough to ensure more visits. The complexity of the artwork is an amazing accomplishment, combining artistry, geometry, and a command of many materials and technologies. We’ll be sure to bring visitors there, affording ourselves additional chances to enjoy Agam’s work.
  A few days later, on the exact Gregorian calendar date for Yom Ha’atzmaut, we attended a fundraiser in Jerusalem for StandWithUs, which is an international, non-profit Israel education organization. Founded in 2001, it is dedicated to educating people of all ages, but mostly young ones, about Israel as well as dedicated to combating the Jew hatred and extremism that often distorts the issues about Israel. Its credo: that knowledge of the facts will correct common prejudices about the Arab-Israeli conflict, and will promote discussions and policies that can help promote peace in the region. Through many avenues, StandWithUs ensures that the story of Israel’s achievements and ongoing challenges gets to middle schools, high schools, and college campuses across the world. StandWithUs has eighteen offices and chapters across the US and internationally. (standwithus.com)
  We were treated to hearing several of StandWithUs’s young ambassadors, who described some of the experiences they have had educating and supporting American college students. We were also thrilled to hear Roz Rothstein, a founder and current CEO of the organization. Roz told us how she and others founded this powerhouse just 18 years ago, after waiting in vain for someone else to start this type of proactive effort to defend Israel.
  This celebration was a fitting climax to this year’s celebration of Israel’s independence. Israel goes from strength to strength despite its many enemies and doubters. And by the way, this time of year in Israel is a perfect time for your first visit or for your tenth one!
      Steve Kramer – Celebrating Israel’s 71 Anniversary Steve Kramer - Celebrating Israel’s 71 Anniversary Just 71 years ago, Israel declared its independence based on several factors:
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nightmare-afton-cosplay · 5 years ago
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R Is for Reduction: Sue Grafton’s Montecito Mansion Gets a Price Cut
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Sue Grafton, beloved author of best-selling mysteries, was known for weaving an intriguing tale. The late writer also managed to whip up an intriguing home.
She and husband Steve Humphrey designed a beautiful mansion on a hill in Montecito, CA. It’s listed with a new price of $6,999,000, after going on the market earlier this year with an $8.5 million price tag.
The five-bedroom, 5.5-bath home was completed in 2010. Grafton, who also spent time in her native Kentucky, where she owned another stylish estate, filled the coastal California property with a distinctive mix of SoCal cool and Southern charm. The author died in late 2017, after completing “Y is for Yesterday,” her last novel in the series.
“Showcasing a Southern flair, this traditional home is filled with Martha Stewart’s collection of colors and does not have a single white wall,” says listing agent Crysta Metzger.
“The eaves of the home are painted in Haint Blue to keep the spirits and haints out, which is the Southern pronunciation of ‘haunt,'” says Metzger. “Mixing Southern California living with Southern hospitality, the home’s attention to detail and careful choice of materials offer a timeless elegance that does not disappoint.”
Tucked away on 2.04 hillside acres, the property includes a 5,790-square-foot main residence and a 800-square-foot guesthouse situated above a three-car garage.
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Elegant and expansive porches with lattice railings wrap much of the exterior. They’re the perfect place for rocking chairs, swings, and tall glasses of sweet tea. There’s even a fireplace on the front porch for those chilly coastal nights.
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There are three more fireplaces inside, in the formal living room, formal dining room, and master suite.
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The spacious master suite also features French doors opening to a balcony with a view of the hills and the Pacific Ocean beyond. The luxurious marble bathroom comes with a soaking tub, separate shower, and dual sinks.
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As you would expect from a prolific writer, there are plenty of built-in bookcases, as well as reading nooks situated to take advantage of the sunlight coming in from large windows.
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There’s also plenty of room for cookbooks in the chef’s kitchen with its double islands, marble countertops, stainless-steel appliances, and large pantry.
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Outdoors, walking paths wind past ponds and fountains under mature oak trees for which the area is famous. A long, gated driveway is lined with specimen fruit and other ornamental trees.
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It’s easy to see how the lovely setting informed her lead character, private investigator Kinsey Millhone, whom Grafton based in Santa Teresa, a fictionalized version of Santa Barbara.
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Stark’s Party - Part I (Steve Rogers x Reader)
Summary: Tony Stark hosts the biggest social event of the year and it’s all there, the A class celebrities, the expensive decoration, the booze. However what happens when the reader has a little too much to drink and manages to irritate a certain star spangled super soldier?
warnings: mentions of alcohol, consumption of alcohol, mentions os smut, terrible writing because this is my first ever fic please don't hate me:’)
A/N: AYYYYEEE okay so this is my first ever imagine that i wrote in the middle of the night even though i have tuition tomorrow morning. anyways, there’s a lot of booze in this imagine because it’s Tony Stark what do you expect? Anyways I would like to add some rough Dom!Steve smut in the next part, thoughts? Anything kinky i should add? Any requests? I am open to suggestions:) Anyways, enjoy.
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 All eyes were on you as you majestically entered the vast room full of people attending Stark’s latest and greatest party yet. Tony Stark had really outdone himself this time. The ceiling was covered in shiny and dazzling ornaments all made of gold and decorated to look like a starry night. The first thing that caught your eye was the massive champagne fountain that was situated at the very middle of an extensive bar that could provide for whatever desires were craved by the guests. Speaking of which, were only the top VIP celebrities, public figures, a few politicians and of course the Avengers were there. Your eyes scanned through the ginormous wave of people before latching on to a pair of piercing eyes that were the colour of the ocean. You grinned at Steve as you made your way towards him.
             Steve gawked in awe at your figure as you had entered the room-fashionably late as always. You looked stunning in a sparkling golden dress that was coated in a patterned layer of golden sequins. The dress has a plunging neckline that made for a generous amount of cleavage as well as another spacious v-shaped opening behind you that showed off your whole back. The dress also had a long slit down your left leg that reached up to your upper thigh and it hugged you in all the right places, accentuating your curves. You had then matched your outfit with a pair of black designer heels that had golden accents on them. Your hair was put in a half up half down style and was curled; the highlights in your hair were gleaming, making you look even more like royalty. On top of all of that, you also had a sexy golden smokey eye with a dramatic wing, a gold glitter highlight that was paired with some bomb-ass contour that made your face look like it was sculpted by the gods and you wore the shade ‘Reign’ from Kylie Jenner’s metal matte lipstick collection. You were the definition of perfection and Steve couldn’t tear his eyes away from you.
             Unfortunately for the super soldier, neither could almost everyone else in the room. You were a beacon of attention and you were basking in every single bit of it. You made your way to your boyfriend stylishly after a momentary pit stop at the fancy bar and getting yourself two glasses of champagne for both Steve and yourself. You couldn’t rid the grin off of your face as you approached the super soldier, his eyes still absorbing your appearance.
 “Y-y-you look stunning tonight, gorgeous,” he stuttered and you giggled whilst handing him the glass of bubbly alcohol.
 “Why thank you, kind sir,” you attempted a posh British accent before failing miserably causing Steve to chuckle at you. “I thought I might as well go all out considering this is one of the biggest social events of the year and we managed to accomplish yet another successful mission,” Tony had held this party in celebration of his birthday and it was like no other.
 “Cheers to that then.” Clink
             Just as you were about to take a sip of the presumably expensive glass of champagne in your hand, the birthday boy himself approached you and Steve accompanied by the rest of the Avengers. Even Thor was there to celebrate. Who knew the alien god was such a big fan of partying?
             By now Tony was a bit tipsy along with the god himself and Clint so they were all swaying a bit whilst the rest of the group just rolled their eyes at their behaviour and tried not to let out a giggle. However, you could tell that the alcohol had started taking an effect on Natasha as she began getting giggly with Banner. You knew they had a thing for each other.
 “You look gorgeous, gorgeous,” Stark said drunkenly. You felt Steve stiffen up beside you before wrapping a possessive arm around your waist firmly.
 “Stop Tony, I believe your behaviour towards Lady Y/N will offend Lady Pepper along with Steven,” Thor tried saying wisely. Tony let out a mere giggle and whispered something incoherent to himself about it being his birthday.
 “Glad you could make it Y/N, too bad the party’s almost over,” Natasha spoke to you smoothly.
 “NONONO,” spoke a rather intoxicated Stark, “ITS MY BIRTHDAY. THE PARTY NEVER ENDS. WERE HAVING ANOTHER PARTY AFTER THIS ONE.”
 “What?” Steve finally spoke up from beside you.
 “I think he means the after party,” Barton said after taking a long swig at his glass.
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           The guests started clearing out not long after, leaving the Earth’s mightiest heroes buzzed and tired. They were all grouped around a contemporary fireplace. You were sat very closely next to Steve who seemed very irritated at you but you couldn’t tell anymore after downing yet another glass of alcohol. Tony eventually gave up on the champagne and brought out the hard stuff not long ago. You had taken 3 shots already and were beginning to feel the booze take effect.
             The group was about to play a game of truth and dare before Bruce gave some lame excuse about having to take Natasha back to her room as she was getting a bit too out of hand. This resulted in the group harassing the love birds about using ‘protection’.
             Throughout the evening you and Steve had gone to mingle with all of the guests at the party and many of them even flirted with you shamelessly in front of your boyfriend. You had tried pushing them away and denying their compliments but under the influence of alcohol all you could do was blush and giggle whilst unbeknownst to you Steve was clenching his jaw and fighting the strong urge to just punch the guys in the face.
             It was then that you realized that you were now alone with a bunch of guys who were practically teenage boys who want to play a game of truth or dare. There was no way this game wasn’t going to turn out perverted. Especially not while a drunk Tony was playing. So it didn’t take you by surprise when you were the first one called. You reluctantly chose dare, not trusting yourself drunk to be able to keep the dark secrets you had, secret. Plus they wouldn’t have stopped harassing you until you chose dare anyways. You braced yourself whilst tony smirked at you mischievously, his eyes glinting cheekily. You felt yourself begin to sober up so you quickly took another shot before Tony told you your dare that was definitely going to upset Steve.
 “I dare you to pole dance for us.”
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As Home Buyers Flock In, Fort Worth Embraces Its Cowtown Reputation
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When Maridon and Jason Grochowski found a vacant lot in Rivercrest Bluffs, a gated community in Fort Worth’s River District, they signed on the dotted line right away. But they knew they had a long wait ahead of them.
The nearly 15-acre development on the Trinity River still lacked streets, curbs, sewers and other infrastructure when they bought their land for $375,000 in 2014.
Last year, the Grochowskis finally moved into their 5,000-square-foot, four-bedroom home. With views of the bluff overlooking the river and access to the hiking trails from their backyard, “you have the feeling of being out in nature,” says Ms. Grochowski, 47, a stay-at-home mother of two children and a real-estate investor. But when she and her husband, a technology consultant, are craving steak from Del Frisco’s or heading to the Kimbell Art Museum for an exhibit, Fort Worth’s Sundance Square in downtown and cultural district are only five minutes away.
Maridon and Jason Grochowski’s home in Rivercrest Bluffs, a gated community in Fort Worth’s River District.
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Young professionals and families are discovering the charms of Fort Worth, a city of about 875,000 people with deep roots in the cattle industry. In recent years, this Cowtown has gone Uptown with the rise of upscale condo developments and gated subdivisions offering high-end amenities. Professionals coming from pricey cities outside of Texas are looking for larger luxury homes with a “yard for their dog,” says real-estate agent Martha Williams, co-founder of Williams Trew in Fort Worth. “If they’ve been living in an apartment in New York or L.A., they want a more a residential setting.” Proximity to the city’s cultural district and the Trinity River Trail system is also a draw.
The Grochowski kitchen in the 5,000-square-foot house, built by Fort Worth-based Village Homes and completed last year.
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In 2013, the average price of a luxury home, defined as the top 5% of the market, was $672,825, with 358 properties sold. Today, its $716,729, with 651 luxury properties sold in 2018, according to MLS data provided by John Giordano, a residential developer and an agent specializing in luxury properties with Giordano, Wegman, Walsh & Assoc. This does not account for private listings or land purchases for new construction, he adds.
But the market is cooling. With more inventory recently, “the prices are softening a bit, especially in the high-end market,” Ms. Williams says.
Ryan and Jessica Dodson moved from suburban Mansfield to the Colonial Hills neighborhood of Fort Worth last spring. They gut-renovated and built an addition onto a 1942 home they purchased for just over $1 million. The design, inspired by one-story California contemporary ranches, features a wing for the couple’s three school-aged children and a master wing for themselves.
Ryan and Jessica Dodson gut-renovated a 1942 home in Colonial Hills near Texas Christian University.
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“I was fairly particular on what I wanted,” says Mr. Dodson, 42, of the 6,400-square foot home near Texas Christian University. “We wanted something we could renovate and make our own.” While Mr. Dodson, a commercial real-estate developer, won’t disclose the cost of renovations, similarly sized, newly renovated homes in the area cost around $2 million, according to Realtor.com.
Those looking for new construction in the city are also buying in the Riverhills residential area and near the Clearfork development, an area that was once part of the historic Edwards Ranch, according to Mr. Giordano. New homes in Riverhills range from $800,000 to $3 million, and the development includes a Neiman Marcus department store and other luxury retailers as well as fine dining.
The Dodson kitchen includes a family heirloom table from Jessica’s grandmother.
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For suburban-style homes, the gated Montserrat neighborhood on the city’s west side is another popular option because properties are still near the loop of Interstate 820 and offer an easy commute, says Mr. Giordano. The largest home on the market in the neighborhood is a 24,093-square-foot mansion, built in 2006, with an indoor pool and 13 living areas with traditional touches. It is listed for $7 million.
In the established Rivercrest neighborhood, Michael and Leigh Bornitz bought a French provincial-style house across from the River Crest Country Club for $600,000 in 2011 and spent 1½ years on renovations.
Leigh and Michael Bornitz purchased a home in 2008 and completed a 1 1/2-year renovation. The home has a French country-style exterior with a built-in ornamentation over the doorway.
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Ms. Bornitz, a 41-year-old interior designer, says she took some risks with the décor. “The entry hall is lacquered green—I don’t think I can talk a client into those color combinations,” she says. Throughout the home she used bright wall colors, intricate woodwork and eclectic mix of vintage and modern furniture. In the kitchen, she had the original ’70s steel cabinets from St. Charles of New York repainted with a beige automotive finish to create a retro feel. Outdoors, she used vintage brick and a fountain to create a Savannah-inspired courtyard.
James, the son of Leigh and Michael Bornitz, rides a scooter between the dining room and the sunroom. Ms. Bornitz, an interior designer, experimented with colors and textures throughout the home.
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Some sellers are capitalizing on demand for turnkey properties from out-of-state buyers who don’t have time to build. In the fall, Tiffany Figueiredo says she put her 3,800-square-foot home on the market for $1.2 million and it sold in 2½ months for close to asking price. The buyers, an-out-of-state couple, purchased most of the furniture as well. The contemporary home was built in 2011 a few minutes’ drive from the town’s Cultural District, home to institutions such as the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth and Amon Carter Museum of American Art. Ms. Figueiredo, 49, who works as a travel adviser, downsized into a condo she previously used as a rental property.
A Venetian-themed wallpaper adds color to the guest room.
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Lately, interest has broadened to land on the outskirts of Fort Worth’s more established neighborhoods. Steve Halliday, a commercial architect, purchased “a weird triangular lot” south of downtown Fort Worth to be close to his office in Fairmount for $30,000. To fit the layout of the land, he designed the home around a triangular swimming pool and spent another $130,000 on construction. “We used geometry to connect the lots and the lot lines disappeared,” says Mr. Halliday, who lives there with his wife and two children. Inside he created an open-plan living area with black granite countertops and black custom cabinets in the kitchen. In addition to the main home, Mr. Halliday, 39, built a separate structure for his mother-in-law to provide privacy.
For him, living close to the historic Fairmount neighborhood with restaurants and arts is key. “It’s a walkable neighborhood with more of an urban connection,” he says.
A Thing or Two about Fort Worth
Fort Worth started as just that—a fort. It was an Army outpost built in 1849 to protect the American frontier. Here, drovers trailed more than four million cattle through the city, earning it the name “Cowtown.” But that is all changing.
Exchange Avenue in the city’s historic Stockyards connects with its opposite pole, historic Magnolia Avenue. Both hangouts have vastly different characters crowding the streets on a Saturday night, but both were revitalized in recent years with their heritage in mind.
At the Stockyards cowboys and tourists grab a steak at Cattlemen’s Steak House and a dance at the colossal honky-tonk, Billy Bob’s Texas. On Magnolia, a passerby may spot a Range Rover parked in front of Craftwork Coffee, where two bearded men likely coiffed at the ever-popular Fort Worth Barber Shop step out for a vegan latte.
On Jan. 19, the Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo, one of the city’s oldest traditions, will take place for the last time in the beloved Will Rogers Coliseum—and event planners titled “Old School Cool.” In 2020, for the first time in 75 years, sparkling Dickies Arena will host the event.
Here, some spectators can be seen quaffing beer and eating a corn dog, while others sip Champagne in box seats while wearing an heirloom fur coat and $5,000 boots custom-made by Northside’s M.L. Leddy’s. It’s the spirit of Fort Worth wrapped up in one place.
—Jocelyn Tatum
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Versailles and the Arc de Triomphe
26/03/2016: The weather for today. Something like yesterday. Overcast but no showers and cold with a stiff breeze. Still 14 degrees today.
Today we headed off to Versailles, the old brick and stone hunting lodge of Louis XIII which was extended and transformed into a beautiful palace by his son, Louis XIV. Three French kings lived in the palace, each adding to the decadence until the French Revolution abruptly ended the royal tenancy.
Shane headed out early to get some photos before the crowds and headed straight for yesterday’s spots on Pont Neuf just after dawn. The route took him to the fence surrounding the statue of Henry on his horse and Place Dauphine as well as, and most importantly to Square du Vert-Galant to get some pics of the barge.
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Locks galore
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Place Dauphine (again)
The light changed considerably while he was out there due to the clouds moving overhead. It still worked out OK though.
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Cathare from Square du Vert-Galant.
After a few shots, the long way was taken back to the barge, via Rue de Seine to look at some of the art for sale in the shop windows. For this street seems to be the go for high end art of more recent times modern masters rather than old masters.
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Don’t know what this exhibition’s about
If you feel the need to buy some overpriced artworks, whether original or in print, this is the place. Or you could drop in to the stalls on the river front for a postcard.
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Some of it was OK
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Some not so much
After some interesting window shopping it was back to Cathare to prepare for the day.
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What? No food?
We headed back out with no breakfast. We’d get something on the way. The first chore of the morning was to buy some Christmas baubles from a shop that Shane had come across on his walk the previous morning and then head to the Metro to get a train to Versailles. After the purchase Shane took them back to the barge for safe keeping while Jo and the kids waited on nearby Pont Neuf, near the Statue of Henry.
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The morning standup meeting. Our next door neighbours getting ready for duty
We had all day to spare so we didn’t think that we needed to hurry. Once reunited we wandered across the bridge and by the time we had gotten half a kilometre the kids were hungry so we stopped at a little place next to Le Soleil D’or Brasserie on Boulevarde du Palais for some croissants and other pastries.
After pissing around to the point of annoyance, Shane led the way to the station and proceeded down the stairs of the Cite Metro. Then something dawned on him. Were at the wrong station. We need to be at a Saint Michel-Notre Dame RER station. So, our casual approach became more purposeful as we headed back across the bridge and entered the underground Platform A, 4C route to Versailles - Château - Rive-Gauche on the 10:42 train.
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More food on the run at the station
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Yippee!! We’re going to Versailles
We reached Versailles - Château - Rive-Gauche terminus after about 35 minutes and wandered up Avenue du Général de Gaulle with our Rick Steves guide book in hand. After briefly checking out the Mairie de Versailles and the Monument aux morts on the corner, we turned a sharp left and headed up Avenue de Paris and into the Tourism Centre to buy some tickets into the palace as advised by Rick in his book as a way to avoid queues at the Palace ticket booth. There was a small queue here, much less than at the palace itself. Great bit of advice. The assistant sold us tickets to the palace and the royal gardens and after marking access points on the map, advised us to utilise our time best, do the gardens first. So, it was up the street toward Louis XIV, passing Petits Ecuries Royales (Small Stables) on the left and Grandes Ecuries Royales (Grand Stables) on the right.
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1920’s Site Map
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Louis XIV, Roi de France et de Navarre. King of France and the medieval Kingdom of Navarre (Basque country, now part of Spain).
Louis XIV, the self-proclaimed Sun King (he gave warmth and life to all he touched), had the longest reign of any monarch in European history (1643-1715). Louis’ “Grand Century” of rule, or seventy-two years to be exact, glorified the monarchy by ushering in a golden age of arts and literature. The king quickly established academies for such pursuits including Académie de peinture et de sculpture, Académie royale des Inscriptions et Médailles, Académie des sciences, Académie de musique and Académie royale d'architectures as well as Prix de Rome, a scholarship for French artists in Rome. Académie Française, formed under his father was taken under royal control later on. All of these institutes form what is now known as Institut de France.
Louis XIV was born Louis-Dieudonné , or Louis the God-given, in 1638 and within five years was installed king after the death of Louis XIII. He was mentored and educated by his godfather Cardinal Mazarin and his mother, Queen Anne (she was Regent). After the Cardinal’s death in 1661, Louis took over personal control of the nation adhering of the concept of the divine right of kings, advocating the divine origin of monarchical rule.
In 1660 he married his first cousin, Maria Theresa, daughter of the King of Spain to whom he had six children. Only one survived. He did however have plenty of mistresses including Louise de la Vallière, Françoise-Athénaïs, Marquise of Montespan, Françoise Scarron and Madame de Maintenon, whom he secretly married after the death of his missus. Thereafter, Louis lived a life of pious domesticity.
The most interesting part of the whole thing is the decision by Louis to leave Paris and move the centre of rule to his father’s hunting lodge at Versailles. He moved in in 1682 and started renovations of such proportions and grandeur that it represented the showpiece of French Monarchy and set the standard for palaces across Europe. After all, that is why we’re here.
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Representations of the Sun King in the fence pillars
After a quick look at the statue of Louis we moved further up the Place d’Armes and into the throng. Good advice to veer left and into the Royal Gardens.
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The long queue to the entry point
Security seemed tight, not sure if it was normal or due to the recent Brussels bombing. We queued up again for a bag check, slow as usual but we just gotta go with the flow. First the gardens, second Marie Antoinette’s residence and lastly the palace when the crowds should have diminished. Firstly, the gardens. Walking through the checkpoint led us straight into the South Parterre, which according to our brochure was previously known as the Flower Parterre or Cupid Parterre, full of flowers and ornamental trimmed hedges forming complicated patterns. It was probably time of year but there were bugger all flowers and the hedges were well trimmed. So much so that they were less than a foot high. We had a quick mosey around and moved on to the Orangerie.
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The Orangerie devoid of oranges. Lake of the Swiss Guards beyond
Standing within the South Parterre gave us a great view of the Orangerie with the Lake of the Swiss Guards beyond. The lake was so named as the Swiss Guards, primarily there to protect the King, dug it and extended the Grand canal. Louis used the Swiss Guards as he didn’t think that he needed that much protection and couldn’t stand them standing around.
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Eighteenth century painting of the Orangerie from the Hills of Satory. Sailing boats on the Lake of the Swiss Guards
The Orangerie was overlooked by the Queen’s Apartments of the Château. Designed by King Louis’ favourite architect, Jules Hardouin-Mansart, it replaced a smaller one built a few years earlier. Consisting of a central vaulted gallery, it extended on either side by two galleries located under the stairways of the Cent-Marches and lit by large arched windows in the garden itself.
A common feature of seventeenth to nineteenth century royal and aristocratic residences, orangeries were a type of greenhouse that allowed citrus trees to avoid the cold by being grown in tubs, dragged out into the sunshine during summer and dragged back inside during winter. It faded in popularity once the Italians developed processes to produce larger sheets of glass.
Versailles Orangerie had orange trees from Portugal, Spain and Italy, and lemon and pomegranate trees over 200 years old as well as palm trees, oleanders, and eugenias.
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The Royal Greenhouse (displaying the King’s power over nature) leading out onto the Orangerie
Moving back across the South Parterre we ended up directly in front of two large rectangular pools designed by André Le Nôtre and constructed to their current form in 1685.
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Seventeenth Century painting of the palace. Before Parterre d’Eau in its current form (and before the Hall of Mirrors)
Parterre d’Eau, or Water Parterre, were constructed adjacent to and perpendicular to the façade of the palace and complimented with four reclining statues symbolising the four great rivers of France and their tributaries. The Garonne and the Dordogne, the Rhône and the Saône, the Seine and the Marneas well as the Loire and the Loiret to which are added four nymphs and four groups of children.
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Statue of the Loire
From there it was all downhill, literally. From the Water Parterre we oversaw beautiful fountains, statues and lawned areas all the way down to the Grand Canal. Immediately below us was a circular area recessed into the slope and containing three fountains, Bassin de Latone and two lizard pools, the main attraction being Latona's Fountain. Inspired by Ovid’s Metamorphoses, the fountain represents Latona, the daughter of a Titan, who was loved by Jupiter and bore two children, Apollo and Diana in the shade of an olive tree. One day Latona was resting in the land of Lycia as a group of peasants approached. After asking for some water she was derided and as a consequence asked Jupiter to avenge the insult and to turn them into frogs and lizards.
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Looking toward the Grand Canal over Latona's Fountain. After an €8m reno
Rather than proceeding further downhill towards the canal we noticed a café on the map to the left so concentrated our efforts in that direction. We looked around the immediate area at the bottom of the parterre before moving straight along Allée de l'Automne, which along with Allée de l’Ete, formed an impressive pathway lined with statues, thicket and gardens to either side, and manicured topiary separating the two. The statues were frequent and splendid.
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The statues along Allée de l’Ete
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Arria and her consort, the Roman consul Paetus, had to experience the death of the beloved son, and finally the defeat of Paetus in his rebellion against Emperor Claudius. Paetus, who was sentenced to death, wanted to commit suicide, but hesitated for fear of pain. Then his wife Arria took a dagger and thrust it into her breast. Then the dying woman handed her husband the dagger with the words "Paetus, it does not hurt."
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Heckle and Jeckle (living statues). Modern Australian art
We found the entrance to the Brasserie de la Girandole where Allée de l'Automne met the entry to Bosquet de la Salle de Bal (Grove of the Ballroom), semi hidden behind the scrub that backed the statues and promptly headed in and sat for a while with a snack and some hot drinks. It was good to rest our backs and feet as well.
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Waiting to be served at the Brasserie de la Girandole
Backs and feet somewhat on the mend and after a less than impressive meal we left the café and headed slightly uphill and into Bosquet de la Salle de Bal, the open-air ballroom also known as the Cascade Ballroom or the Rocaille Grove due to the millstone sand seashells brought back from African coasts and Madagascar. The shells form the obstacles from which the water cascades over. The musicians were perched above the cascade while Louis XIV danced around the marble dance floor below. Onlookers found room around the peripheral of the amphitheatre which was full of grassy tiered seating.
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Bosquet de la Salle de Bal
Moving on, we passed Bacchus Fountain and further on to the Bassin du Miroir (Mirror Pool) where water was spouting to classical music. This was quite impressive, so much so that the kids were even impressed and sat down to enjoy the entertainment. Not for long though as they must have been sitting in the wrong spot. Security pounced and off we went to the next section, which randomly ended up being in le Jardin du Roi (King's Garden).  
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Area off limits. Bassin du Miroir
Jardin du Roi was quite peaceful with only a few people in sight. Lush grassy areas were punctuated with large trees but still surrounded by the scrub that seemed to partition off the separate areas and made them only accessible by the designated pathways. Following several minutes on the grass of the King’s Garden, we headed along one of these designated walkways and in the general direction of the Grand Canal. The route we took led us directly to Bosquet de la Colonnade, this fantastic circular structure of pink and blue-grey marble.
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Jardin du Roi
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Bosquet de la Colonnade was created in 1684 and intended to promote French marble. A peristyle accompanying 32 arcades with triangular tympani between. The columns are slate blue, violet breccia and pink Pyrenean marble.
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Proserpine Ravished by Pluto
From Bosquet de la Collonade it was only a short distance to the Great Lawn, along a narrow pathway which ended at Vase à décor de feuilles d’acanthe, recently refurbished (by a sponsor) and located on the edge of the path down to the Grand Canal. Only one hundred metres down the path we encountered Apollo’s Fountain, constructed and gilded in lead in 1670, it represented the legend of Apollo, the Sun gold and emblem of the king. Beyond Apollo was a large grassed area, the foreshore to the Grand Canal and an opportunity to get wet.
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Vase à décor de feuilles d’acanthe, (Vase decorated with acanthus leaves)
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Soph & Apollo’s Fountain
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Grand Canal from Apollo’s Fountain
The path from the foreshore directed us to a gate manned by security who was happy to let us out but reminded us to keep our tickets if we wanted to get back in. So, we moved out of the gardens and onto the Grand Canal where we hired a row boat and rowed halfway down the canal and back.
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Showing them how to row (sort of)
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We spent some time on the water and a lot of fun it was. Luckily there was not much wind so to row in both directions was not a chore, dodging the other boats was. The canal crossroads (bras et la Ménagerie to the left and bras et la Trianon to the right) was the limit of our rowing prowess, half a kilometre away so we put about and commenced rowing the return leg. Again, trying to avoid other craft.
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Rowing back to toward the Palace from the Grand Canal
The return of the row boat to the marina was straight forward, particularly with the help of the shore man there to pull us into the wharf with an extended hook. Disembarking meant payment was required on a time basis so after handing over a few Euro’s we were headed off along Allée de la Reine for the six hundred metre stroll to what we thought was Marie Antoinete’s Estate but was in fact the Grand Trianon. Our mistake.
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Le Grand Trianon formerly Trianon de marbre
Le Grand Trianon, previously known as Trianon de marbre was built in 1687 at the behest of Louis XIV on the site of the smaller Trianon de porcelain that he had built almost twenty years earlier. You guessed it, a building of porcelain was replaced with a building of marble. Trianon de porcelain was built as a retreat for Louis XIV and his maîtresse en titre of the time, Françoise Athénaïs de Rochechouart de Mortemart, Marquise de Montespan (he razed the township of Trianon to make room) but by the time Trianon de marbre was finished, the king’s newest bit of crumpet, Françoise d'Aubigné, Marquise de Maintenon was on the scene.
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Trianon de porcelain
As we neared the end of the dirt track known as Allée de la Reine, we hit the forecourt of the Grand Trianon veered into the left pavilion and showed our tickets. Not too many people around so it was straight in.
The birth of the fifth French Republic gave rise to a new chapter in the château’s history.  Not only was the Grand Trianon transformed by General Charles De Gaulle into a presidential residency to welcoming foreign dignitaries, it has also been prominent in France's international relations. Over the years the château has hosted John and Jackie Kennedy, Queen Elizabeth II, the Russian president Boris Yeltsin.
The first room of significance that we encountered was the Salon des Miroirs, formerly Cabinet des Glaces. The room was quite dark with doors only partially opened for some reason. Maybe to keep the sun out, it may have been to protect the contents from the sun. Although mainly original, much of its contents was sold off during the Revolution and subsequently replaced by Napoleon Bonaparte.
The adjacent room, originally Louis XIV’s bedchamber, featured the original décor of Corinthian columns and mosaic panelling. The room was divided into smaller sections by Empress Marie-Louise, Napoleons wife to incorporate a sitting room.
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Salon des Miroirs. Apparently with the doors open, the room affords lovely views of the Grand Canal. The former Great Study was the final apartment of Louis XIV between 1691 to 1703 and served as the room where he met his privy council. The original cornice and mirrors embedded in carved panelling are still intact
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Known as the Empress’ Bedchamber. The bed belonged to Napoleon and Louis XVI’s brother, Louis XVIII, who died in it in 1824
Through a couple of more rooms and we were in the Peristyle, wrongly named from the days of Louis XIV, the colonnaded portico linked not only the two pavilions, but the courtyard to the rear gardens. The walkway opened up the whole area providing access and an overall perspective from left to right, front to back.
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The so-called Peristyle, looking towards the right pavilion
A couple of rooms into the right pavilion found us moving through the Salon de la Colonnes (Round Room), the vestibule which led to Louis XIV’s first apartment from 1688 until 1691, Salon de la Musique (Music Room) which Napoleon converted into an officers’ room and subsequently into a billiards room by King Louis-Phillip I (great, great grandson of Louis XIV). We then entered into the Louis-Philippe Family Room, which the King had modified from two smaller rooms to make more spacious for his family’s evening comfort. After a good look at the furniture and décor in this room we proceeded forward through the Malachite Room (named after the malachite gifts Czar Alexander I gave Napoleon after visiting the room), the Cool Room (which faced North) and into the Cotelle Gallery and beyond to the Garden Room.
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Louis-Philippe Family Room was furnished with games and embroidery tables and padded chairs and sofas, all upholstered in intricate designs of blue-patterned yellow purl.
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Originally built to shelter the gardens from the cold northerly winds, the Gallery was where the final peace treaty of World War I was signed between the Allies and Hungarians.
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The stair case leading from the gardens to the Garden Room
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The rear of the Peristyle from near the Garden Room stairs
The next few minutes were spent around the gardens but we were time poor so headed back through the gardens to the Palace above.
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The tiers of the Bassin de Latone. Concentric circles of turtles and alligators at the base, surrounding the frogs at the centre.
After we had left the gardens we moved back out to la Cour d'Honneur where hundreds of people were queueing earlier in the day. By the time that we arrived there were still hundreds of people but not as many hundreds. The queue snaked to and fro to fit the people in the courtyard and keep control. Closely watched by several security people and several more soldiers we shuffled our way closer to the entrance and after about one hour of queueing we managed to get in at 4pm.
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Shuffling our way forward
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And keenly watched
We showed our tickets, done the obligatory strip for the scanner and after clearing security walked through a side door and headed across the Cour Royale.
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The main gate to Cour Royale
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The palace and chapel to the north
We took a bit of time to get to the other side of the courtyard due to continual deviations to check out the splendour of the architecture but once inside the northern entrance, climbed the stairs and entered Salon d'Hercule, a large drawing room which connected the Grand Chapel to the Grand Appartement du Roi. Originally called nouveau salon près de la chapelle, construction was commenced in 1710 but suspended in 1715 following Louis’ demise. Building works once again started in 1724 and was completed, ceilings and all twelve years later. We thought this was our starting point and proceeded into some adjoin rooms but doors were being closed in front of us. They were starting to shut and wanted to herd the people towards the exits so it was time to be part of the herd, whether we liked it or not.
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Salon d'Hercule
As we stood around in the Salon d'Hercule, what was a crowded room became claustrophobic as the people in adjoining rooms were pushed towards us by staff. They had it worked out well as there was only one way to go, out but via the Grand Appartement du Roi. Like sardines were shuffled our way into the next room, Salon d'Abondance which was the sixth and last room of the apartment. Yes, we were going arse about.
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Salon d'Abondance
Salon d'Abondance was so named due to the central artwork on the ceiling. The artwork depicts three deities. Magnanimity, Magnificence and the Genius of Art. It represents the benevolent power of the monarch and evokes the King’s wealth. Originally built as the antechamber of Louis XIV’s Medals Room showing the Cabinet of Curiosities or the Rarities and subsequently changed to the Games Salon of Louis XVI, the salon was also a place of refreshments, where a buffet served coffee, wine and liqueurs. Today it joins Salon d'Hercule to Grand Appartement du Roi.
There was no choice but to push around the crowds if we needed to get close. So, we did. We pushed and were pushed into the next room, Salon de Venus, then Salon de Diane, then the next, Salon de Mars, and the next, Salon de Mercure. If you hadn’t noticed the configuration was an enfilade of seven rooms, each dedicated to one of the then-known planets and their associated titular Roman deity.
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Salon de Mercure was used as a parade chamber however during winter the bed was removed so that gaming tables could be installed. Louis XIV laid in state in this room after his death.
On we went, passing through the other rooms until we entered Salon de la Guerre, the War Salon. Decorated to the glory of military victories leading to Peace of Nijmegen, the Franco-Dutch war which drew to a conclusion during mid to late seventeenth century. Marble panels adorn the walls accompanied by trophies and gilded carvings.
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Salon de la Guerre looking into La Grande Galerie
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Oval plasterwork bas-relief of Louis XIV on horseback trampling over his enemies
Onto La Grande Galerie or The Hall of Mirrors. So called due to the three hundred and fifty seven mirrors that adorn the seventeen arches opposite the windows. Quality and luxurious mirrors that demonstrated the economic prosperity which accompanied the diplomatic and military victories Louis had during the first eighteen years of his reign. From 1661 until the Peace of Nijmegen.
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La Grande Galerie (Hall of Mirrors). The hall served as a passageway and a waiting and meeting area, frequented by courtiers and the visiting public
Still moving with the crowd, we next entered Salon de la Paix, the Peace Salon, interestingly enough almost exactly mirroring the salon at the other end of La Grande Galerie, Salon de la Guerre. Looking around as we progressed, we exited Salon de la Paix and entered Grand Appartement de la Reine, The Queen’s Apartment. Continuing on, we moved through, stopping briefly at la Chambre de la Reine, le Salon des Nobles, l’Antichambre de la Grand Couvert, Salle de gardes and finally la Salle du Sacre or Coronation Hall where the copy of the Coronation of Napoleon is displayed.
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Coronation of Napoleon
Following victorious military campaigns in Egypt and Italy, Napoleon gained power as First Consul after the Coup of 18 Brumaire.  He was proclaimed Emperor in May 1804 and coronated seven months later at Notre-Dame in Paris so as to secure his legitimacy and secure his authority in French monarchic and catholic tradition. He did however take the crown from the pope and crowned himself facing the congregation, with his back to the pope to signify his independence from the church.
The artist was at the coronation and original sketches depict it as it was, Napoleon crowning himself but the finished product tells a different story, Napoleon crowning the Empress. This gesture presented a nobler portrayal and was described by Napoleon himself as that of a “French Knight.”
The original painting hangs in the Louvre, was commissioned by Napoleon in 1804 and completed in 1808. This one was commissioned in 1808, immediately after the completion of the original and painted from purely from memory. The only difference is that one of Napoleon’s sisters, behind the altar boy is wearing a pink dress rather than white.
Several other military themed paintings accompanied the Coronation of Napoleon. We were being pressured by staff at this point to move on so off towards the l’Escalier de la Reine to vacate the place.
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l’Escalier de la Reine
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Hallway on the ground floor
We only saw half of the joint but impressive it was. The decadence, extravagance was obscene, particularly considering the multitudes that starved. They taxed the people, didn't tax the churches and built indulgent palaces. No wonder by the time Louis XVI had turned up the revolutionaries had had enough. We definitely advise booking an early tour through skip the line to enjoy the visit.
Anyway, after we were out and back on the street, we headed down to the train station stopping at McDonalds on the way so that the kids could have a 6pm lunch. Maccas was packed but we found somewhere to sit so that they could eat. We then moved across to Versailles-Château-Rive-Gauche for the train home. We could hardly get through the station’s front doors. It was packed, mostly people buying their tickets. If only Shane had bought a return rail ticket when we left this morning.
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A bursting at the seams Versailles-Château-Rive-Gauche
Let’s take a cab. We stood at the rank for what seemed an eternity but to no avail. After a half an hour we started walking towards the town to see if we could hail one. Also to no avail. We walked around for what must have been another half an hour before we ended up back at the rank. Guess what, there was one waiting so we grabbed it, jumped in and ended up requesting a trip to the Arc de Triomphe. A further half an hour and fifty Euro later we were dropped off on the huge roundabout that surrounds the monument.
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First impressions, straight out of the cab
At the conclusion of the Battle of Austerlitz, Napoleon I declared to his soldiers that they would march home through the arches of victory, and so it was that in 1806 the arch was commissioned. Completed in 1833 it was inaugurated by French king, Louis-Philippe in 1836. Not many of the soldiers that were preached to would have seen the final product. It stands as a symbol of French triumph.
Inspired by the Roman Arch of Titus and standing at about fifty metres high with a vault of nearly thirty metres, the four pillars displayed four huge relief sculptures at their bases commemorating The Triumph of 1810, Resistance, Peace and The Departure of the Volunteers, more commonly known as La Marseillaise.
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The Triumph of 1810, featured Napoleon being crowned by the goddess of Victory to celebrate the Treaty of Schönbrunn after his victory over Austria
We had to cross the roundabout to get to the monument but how? There was no way across the road as it would be suicide. Cars were stopping on the roundabout to give way here. It seemed the opposite to home. There must have been a better way. After a bit of searching we ended up going through a subway, underneath the roundabout to resurface beneath the arch.
The subway reminded us of a railway subway, tiles, people and all. It was however access only to the Arc de Triomphe. The people were queuing to climb the monument. Upon resurfacing we found ourselves beneath the arch and within one of the lateral vaults. The structure was rather impressive. Huge and well inscribed with the top of the arch listing major victories that occurred during the Revolutionary and Napoleonic periods, the minor victories were inscripted on the interior. The vault walls to be exact. The owner of Cathare, Claude mentioned that one of his recent ancestors fought in the Napoleonic Wars and was listed on the monument.
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War inscriptions
The arch became the focus point for the parading of French servicemen following success on the battle field. It also serves as a rallying point for France’s annual Bastille Day military parade.
Other famous victory marches included the Germans after the unification of Germany, the French in 1919 after the First World War, the Germans again in 1940 and the French with their Allies at the conclusion of the Second World War. Three weeks after the parade, Charles Godefroy took off in a biplane early one morning from an airfield at Villacoublay and flew the aircraft through the arch to protest the direction that the French airmen must march on foot like the infantry.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZzkq5Y8q0
The place was very crowded, particularly within the vaults. We moved away from them towards the large chain fencing that separated us from the even more crowded roundabout. This allowed us to get a better look at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier who was laid to rest on Armistice Day 1920 (actually buried there a couple of months later). An eternal flame was lit and represents the unidentified souls of the war just ended and the Second World War that was yet to come.
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ICI REPOSE UN SOLDAT FRANÇAIS MORT POUR LA PATRIE 1914–1918 ("Here lies a French soldier who died for the fatherland 1914–1918")
Darkness was upon us as we left the arch and moved down Champs-Élysées toward Place de la Concorde and Cathare. The streets were filled with tourists and young locals. Food was at the uppermost in our minds and after several glimpses of footpath menus and the resistance to driving Lamborghinis and Ferraris around the block for €90 a pop, we settled on Leon de Bruxelles for a well-deserved dinner.
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Traffic at the roundabout on dusk
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Looking towards Place de la Concorde
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Back to Arc de Triomphe
Leon de Bruxelles was packed. We initially thought that we wouldn’t get in but the place was large and there was room down the back. A bit of a wait though due to the staff being so busy. Everyone was keen but the day was at an end. Moules and chips and crepes were ordered and along with a few beers and wines we headed off back to Cathare. With fatigue setting in, after dinner we sought a taxi and headed back to the barge.  
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Caught cab from restaurant back to Cathare and straight to bed.
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Once dropped off at Pont de Arts it was a short stroll across the river to bed.
Tomorrow Disney Paris.
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Steve sits with his head pressed against the steering wheel.
In the passenger seat, Robin’s doing her make up.
“What are we doing here, Rob?”
“You mean like, in the cosmic soul searching sense, or here specifically?”
“Here. Specifically.”
“Well, your beautiful brunette boyfriend-”
“You don’t score points for alliteration. And he’s not my boyfriend.”
“All right then, the man who is under the distinct impression that he’s your boyfriend, suggested we all hang out together. So we are here. At the place I suggested.”
“Because you know I hate it here.”
Robin makes a non committal noise, Steve looks, she’s pulling the horrendous mascara face. He goes back to resting his forehead on the steering wheel.
Steve does hate it here. Reminds him of...fucking work brunches with his father and Sunday lunches with his mother and he just. Hates it.
Steve sighs like a Victorian maid who’s betrothed has not yet returned from sea. He’s certain he’ll die from consumption at any minute.
“Shut up you big baby,” Robin tells him as she fluffs her hair, “all I want is to finger bang this chick in the bathroom and then rub my cunt on her face, is that too much to ask?”
And Robin has been wholly supportive of Steve so far, so, “no, I suppose-what the fuck Robin? Did you choose this place because-”
“I like the bathrooms-”
“-the bathrooms are nice-”
“What?-”
“Oh you fucking-”
“They’re romantic kinda’.”
“They’re bathrooms, Robin!”
“The lighting is good. I like the vibe.”
“Oh my god.”
Steve’s stares mournfully after his best friend. She’s at the bar with Chrissy, because Chrissy wanted to watch the guy make their cocktails, look he does tricks with the thing, like in that old movie with Tom Cruise.
Steve could physically feel himself ageing as she spoke.
“It’s so cool they’re dating.” Steve does not point out that whatever Robin's about to do to Chrissy, it will be a four letter word, but that four letter word is not ‘date’.
“You think?”
Eddie smiles big. The dimples come out. Huge happy brown fucking cow eyes. He’s not attractive Steve reminds himself viciously. He’s playing with his cutlery because he can’t sit still and...his chins too pointy. Or something. “Well yeah. It’d be so cool if they get married.”
Steve nearly chokes on his drink.
“Hey man, you okay?”
“Fine, fine,” Steve’s nose is burning from the bubbles going up there, “what makes you think they’ll get married?”
“Well...why would you date someone if you can’t see it going somewhere?” Steve hopes this is going somewhere; like to a bed, specifically, “so there’s a chance, right? I can tell Chris really likes her. I hope it’s like, a long term thing.”
Steve feels himself slow blink. He doesn’t explain to Eddie that you date someone because you want to stick your penis in them. Eddie turns to watch the girls again, they laugh, and Eddie grins at them, all happy and fond.
Steve sighs.
“You okay?”
“Sorry?”
“You just...you don’t seem so happy to be here man. Kind of tense.”
Steve has no idea how Eddie even noticed, usually people don’t notice. Or usually people don’t care, but it amounts to the same thing because coming to somewhere like this is just the step you take before you step into a bedroom.
“I...I actually don’t really like it here much.”
Eddie looks at him, leans close. He’s ready to really listen. He...cares. About Steve. Steve wonders if he’s going to come up in a rash; it feels like the sort of thing he should be allergic too. He wonders vaguely if there’s antihistamines in the glove box.
“Why?”
“Well...I.” Steve pulls a face. He doesn’t talk about...meaningful things, but he figures it can’t hurt this once, he can be vague. Especially if it increases the chance of doing the no pants dance with Eddie, “I don’t have the best relationship with my parents. I mean, they’re good parents, I had really good nannies growing up, had a great education, the best boarding school, they funded my degree, gave me a solid start at work, so they are great...we just don’t exactly get on all the time. We used to come here for pretty much every family meal.”
Eddie’s frown deepens the more Steve talks, “how often were the...family meals?”
“I don’t know,” Steve hums, “holidays I guess, when I was away, and then...maybe fortnightly? We don’t do it now, obviously.”
“Oh. Me and uncle Wayne had one meal a day together, at least, when I lived there. It was like, a house rule.”
“Oh that’s...you’re close?” To Steve that already sounds like something out of the fucking Brady Bunch.
“Yeah. Speaking of which, he’s invited you to dinner.”
“Dinner?” Steve asks weakly.
“Yeah, since you’re courting that boy, he said.” Eddie puts his hands up to do the air quotes. And then he grins. That big stupid grin. He looks so happy. So genuinely happy to see Steve. So happy about the prospect of just...seeing him again.
Steve does not point out that a blow job at a garden party, humping each other in a public bathroom, and one co ed BBQ does not courting make.
“Right.”
“Awesome, I’ll let you know when,” Eddie drums two forks on the edge of the table. Steve stares at his bony wrists. His mind suggests phrases like, ‘slender’ and ‘delicate’ and Steve ignores those and thinks about how he could very easily hold both of those wrists in one hand. “listen, do you want to get out of here?”
“Sorry?”
“Well, the girls won’t care,” and he’s probably right there, “and you don’t like it here, and I don’t care where I am as long as it’s with you.”
Steve riffles through his internal Rolodex and comes up blank; no one has ever said anything that sincere to him in his life. And Eddie means it too; he means everything he says in a completely unguarded way Steve has literally never encountered before. It’s like meeting an alien. Steve wants to put him under a microscope.
“I just want you to have a nice time, you know. I want you to be happy.”
Eddie reaches out and takes Steve’s hand.
Steve lets him.
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mp0672judereloj · 7 years ago
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1  SCENE 1 1 EXT. WHIMSICAL GARDEN
       Alternate universe where sentient food groups co exist in        their own world unconnected to the human world. Focus on a        whimsical vegetable garden home to a variety of friendly        veggies doing their daily business of hanging on their roots        and having a good time absorbing sunlight and water.
2  SCENE 2 2 EXT. UNDERGROUND THE SOIL
       The earth under them tremors. Veggies are panicked and start        dropping off their stems / digging themselves out of the        soil.
       A build up of hot chilli marinade erupts from underground.        Vegetables everywhere are burned and stewed in a hot sticky        messy delicious death.
       Chaos everywhere as several veggies try to avoid the molten        hot flow of marinade by climbing onto tree trunks and        decorative garden ornaments (which to the veg are        furniture/houses for their humble garden).
       Focus on a Brussel Sprout. He is a small sprout with green        outer body and vine like tentacles as feet. He hangs by his        vines above an oak tree.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                       (Shouting at the surrounding                       area)
                 Steve! Over here!
       He reaches his hand out for a corn on a cob stranded inside        a gardening bucket. RUSSELL reaches for the cob and saves        him from death.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  Are you okay?
       The corn on the cob looks around in confusion. He looks        panicked and struggles to get up. He is a ripe cob with a        vivid green husk surrounding his body. They act as arms
                           STEVE CORNELL                  Why is this happening?!
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  I dont know...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
       They stare at the disaster that befalls them. Corpses of        vegetables float in the hot marinade. They see friends and        family crying out helplessly as they stew in the molten        sauce.
       The two characters mull over what to do next.
Meanwhile... 3 SCENE 3 3
       EXT. WEST SIDE OF GARDEN. PLANT LIFE UNDERWATER (SAUCE)
       A slim leek takes shelter in a plant pot floating in the        wreckage. Her leaves attached on her head in a plumed        fashion.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                       (Shouts)
Help!
       She floats along towards RUSSELL and STEVE waving her        plumage vigorously trying to catch their attention.
                           STEVE CORNELL                  It’s Leeky!
                           LEEKY LOHAN                       (face of wonder)
                 I thought I was the only one left!
                           STEVE CORNELL                  Try and wiggle the pot over here!
                 We’ll get you out...
       RUSSELL examines the landscape. He screams at the distance        to hear if anyone else is still alive.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                       (Thinking inside his head)
No hope.
       In the distance a slight high pitched scream could be heard.        RUSSELL and gang looks around in confusion.
       A stem of 4 baby tomatoes plump and ripe are stranded atop a        tree.
                           TOMAY BRO’S                       (screams for help in unison)
HELP US!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
       Russell and gang all grab twigs with leaves on them and use        them as oars. They jump into the plant pot Leeky was in        before and start rowing towards the baby tomatoes.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  Jump in children!
       The TOMAY BRO’S scared, almost slip into the sea of marinade        but at the last second STEVE yanks his husk leaf out and        grab them by the stem.
       The TOMAY BRO’S start crying from shock and fear. The group        float slowly with the current as they contemplate the        disaster that plagued their homes.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  You kids alright?
                           TOMAY BRO’S                  *exhale loudly*
       RUSSELL pans around to look for land. He spots where the        possible eruption came from by judging the current of the        marinade sea and concludes that it has to have come from the        opposite way the current is flowing out from.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                       (Sternly)
                 Go north. We have to leave this                  place behind.
       RUSSELL spots nearby land and they row their plant pot        towards it.
4 SCENE 4 4 EXT. THE WOODS
       Wooded area has a humid temperature in the air with patches        of steam coming from the ground. The trees in these woods        feel cooked and slightly dead.
       The baby tomatoes are wrapped on top of Steve Cornell        reminiscent of a dad piggybacking his children.
                           STEVE CORNELL                       (nostalgic and gloomy)
                 I miss my baby corn, he was only 3                  days old... I miss carrying him                  over my husk...
       The TOMAY BRO’S wrap their stem around him a little tighter        as a sign of sympathy.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
4.
                           TOMAY BRO’S                  We miss momma. And our 38 other
                 brother and sisters.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                  I just want to know what happened
                 back there. I feel like it just                  came out of nowhere.
       LEEKY steps on something gooey similar to what was in the        marinade and begins to scream.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                       (Tearing up)
It burns!
       A patch of LEEKY’S skin discolours to a reddish hue and        feels soft to the touch.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  Here let me.
       RUSSELL rubs a crunched up mint leaf from a bush nearby to        soothe the burning sensation.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                       (Coyly)
Thank you...
       The gang keep on marching along the woods until they start        feeling the rise in temperature. Through more woods a town        of sorts is discovered in the distance. They march towards        it.
5 SCENE 5 5 EXT. MEATVILLE
       They enter the town cautiously. "Welcome to Meatville" a        sign says in big letters and on a rusted billboard.
       There is a hellish vibe to this place. They walk past        monitors on walls with propaganda about marinating and the        importance of flavour. There are horrific images of herbs        and spices being slathered onto barbeque meat which the        group find questionably freaky.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                  This place, I don’t get a good vibe
                 about it...        The town is littered in meat related sentient beings.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
As they march deeper into the town, the passers by look at them in disgust and whisper among each other. Pork sirloins whisper to each other, burger patties share looks of amusement and snigger amongst themselves, the veggies are feeling very victimised at this point.
A burger patty in the distance could be heard shouting ’OIL-LESS SCUM! GET OUTTA HERE!’
They continue to walk peacefully but someone in a crowd hits them with a bottle of vegetable oil.
         "FUCK THE GREENS!"
                   RUSSELL CROUT          WHO SAID THAT! SAY IT TO MY FACE
YOU COWARD!
They walk even deeper into Meatville. A t-bone steak trips up LEEKY.
LEEKY LOHAN
Hey!
                   T-BONEY          Your type are not welcome here.
Greeny!
                   RUSSELL CROUT          Leave her alone!
RUSSELL charges and flings himself toward the T-bone steak. He hits the T-bone steak but the steak bats him away a side street corner.
The meat crowd all laugh as the rest of the veg run to Russell’s aid. They help RUSSELL up. The TOMAY BRO’s hear something from a building on the side street and they call them over to see what it is. They all climb on top of one another and peek into the window of a factory.
                   STEVE CORNELL               (Exasperated gasp)
What they see inside makes them gag. The same hot liquid that killed their friends and family have been collected and put into jars labelled "Mixed Veg Marinade and Stock".
                   LEEKY LOHAN          Those are our families in those
         jars! What the fuck is this          backwards place!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
Confused and upset, a group of Swedish Meatballs corner them. The leader of this gang is the biggest ball of all of them. He has greasy pores and has slight steam clouds coming from his mouth.
                   MEATBALL LEADER          Welcome to Meatville, you may stay,
         but only if its diced up and made          to serve us!
                   RUSSELL CROUT          We are just passing by, trust me
         this is the last place we’d ever          want to be. We’ll be on our way.
The baby tomatoes shudder and hide behind Steve Cornell. Leeky steps behind Russell.
                   MEATBALL LEADER          Not before we grind you up and
         harvest your juicy insides!
The meatballs start circling around the veggies and get ready to attack.
                   STEVE CORNELL               (whispers to the rest of the               veg)
What do we do?
                   RUSSELL CROUT          Me and Leeky will distract them.
         We’ll find you just keep going          north.
Steve and the Tomay brothers run for safety. Russell and Leeky diverts the meatball gang into a complex street chase.
EXT. FOUNTAIN OF MEAT STOCK
Steve and the Tomay brothers are in hiding behind a dumpster. Russell and Leeky finally arrive looking beat and tired.
                   STEVE CORNELL          Are you guys alright? How did you
lose them?
                   LEEKY LOHAN               (In a sneaky voice)
         Lets just say I have good batting          skills...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
7.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  Alright let’s get out of this piece
                 of shit town...
6 SCENE 6 EXT. WOODED AREA / A CAVE ENTRANCE The baby tomatoes notice something about the group.
                           TOMAY BRO’S                       (nods at their skin)
Guys, look.
       Everyone looks at their skin. It is loose and starting to        look discoloured.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                       (Screaming in horror)
                 AHHH! My beautiful skin!        Leeky’s once pale mint skin has patches of bruised brown.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  Yeah same here.. We dont have long
left.
       A dark cave entrance lies in front of them. They ponder        whether to go in or not.
                           STEVE CORNELL                  Let’s just keep going.
6
7 SCENE 7 7
       INT. INSIDE CAVE. DARK INSIDE. HEWS OF COLOUR BOUNCING OFF        THE WALLS.
       They venture further into the cave.
                           TOMAY BRO’S                  Woooow, this place is pretty, maybe
                 we can root in here?
                           STEVE CORNELL                  Not in here babies, we need
                 sunlight to thrive. It may be                  pretty but its not the home we are                  looking for.
                           TOMAY BRO’S                  Well, when we grow up we want to
                 live on a nice place like this.                            (MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
8.
                   TOMAY BRO’S (cont’d)          Somewhere with a view and with you
         guys there too.
                   STEVE CORNELL          Don’t fret, we will soon be living
         in paradise... Some time later, they hear shuffling from above.
                   LEEKY LOHAN          What was that?
                   RUSSELL CROUT          Let’s move along swiftly, I’m not
         getting good vibes from this place.
The shuffling noise gets louder. The four of them form a circle to cover all points of view.
*SKYYYAAAAAAAHHHHRGH*
A loud screech echoes in the cave. A giant winged fruit monster appears out of nowhere. It targets the group.
                   RUSSELL CROUT               (Shouts out to the group)
RUN!
The fruit monster gives chase. It closes in on the baby tomatoes. Steve grabs them and puts them on his shoulders/head as they were struggling to run by themselves.
                   STEVE CORNELL               (Shouts at the TOMAY BRO’S)
Hop on!
                   TOMAY BRO’S               (Out of breath, pants heavily)
The group keeps on running through obstacles in their way such as rocks, boulders, puddles on the floor and the darkness of the cave.
The fruit monster closes in on the baby tomatoes and manages to tear two of them off the stem!
The group stops and looks back in disbelief as the monster munches on the two baby tomatoes in the air.
A rage builds up within STEVE and he sends out a war cry so loud it shakes the cave. He spins in the air and pelts the beast with bullet speed corn kernels.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
       *SKYAHHhHH*        The beast lets go of the remains of the two baby tomatoes.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  LEEKY! IN FORMATION.
       LEEKY with tears in her eyes positions herself.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                       (screams)
ARRRGHHHH!
       RUSSELL bounces and launches himself in the air as LEEKY        uses herself as a bat and shoots him at the monster like a        baseball. The impact of the hit pierces the beast clean        through and it falls on the floor dead.
       They run over to the remnants of the two baby tomatoes.
                           TOMAY BRO’S                       (holding back tears)
                 Br.. Broth..                       (crying)
       The gang cover their corpse in dirt like a burial and walk        on in a sombre mood towards the exit of the cave.
8 SCENE 8 8 EXT. OUTSIDE THE CAVE
       After that fight the group look even more rotten than        before. They narrowly escaped with their lives.
                           STEVE CORNELL                  Nothings worked out so far. All my
                 kernels are gone. I’m beat.        The Tomay Bro’s march on with their heads down.
       Leeky runs over and looks at her reflection in a nearby        river and see’s her leaves have gotten torn and bruised.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                       (Sighs)
       Suddenly, Russell realises something.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                       (He exclaims and wraps his                       vines around Leeky’s face)
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
10.
                           RUSSELL CROUT (cont’d)                  Guys! GUYS! There’s a running
                 source of water here! We just need                  to follow it.
                           LEEKY LOHAN                  Over there!
       Leeky notices a big floating piece of palm leaf.
       Excitedly, they board the leaf like a boat and float down        the river towards the sun.
9  SCENE 9 9 EXT. ON THE LEAFBOAT
       As they journey towards the sunset, they occasionally dip        their roots in water. Overtime they fall asleep...
10  SCENE 10 10 EXT. ON THE RIVERBANK AT DUSK
       The characters all wake up slowly to a surprise.
                           RUSSELL CROUT                  Everyone, wake up, we’re home!
       The garden that lies upon them is glowing with life. They        step off the leafboat in awe and walk towards their new home        full of new possibilities.
THE END
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Part One
“I need you to find out everything you can about him.”
“Well hello to you too.”
“I brought coffee,” Steve pushes the coffee cup across the desk at her.
“What happened to ‘one and done. Got it out of my system. Eddie Munson? Never even heard of him-’” Robin mimics in what is, unfortunately, quite an accurate caricature of Steve.
“Robin,” Steve hisses, “for the love of fucking god shut up and tell me you will help me find him.”
Robin looks at him, Eyebrows raised, her best 'who the fuck do you think you're speaking too’ look on her face.
“Fine, sorry, don’t shut the fuck up obviously-”
“Oh well, thank you so very much-” the sarcasm is actually palpable in the air.
“- just please!”
“Tell me why.”
“I can’t. I really can’t. I have no logical or meaningful or emotional or reasonable or ideological or – fucking – astrological reason for this.”
Robin sighs, Rubbing at the bridge of her nose, “thought you fucked him in the pool house?”
“I- I did.”
“What was that,” she points right in Steve’s face.
“What.”
“That,” she waves her hand, indicating Steve’s face. “Something happened.”
“Robin, please don’t make me.”
She just stares at him. For ages. For a millennia. Steve feels like his flesh melts of and he turns to bones and then to dust, just like the guy with the wrong cup out of the Indiana Jones movie.
“Okay, so I sucked him off and then jerked off into his mouth but after we…talked.”
“Talked?” Robin raises an eyebrow that could devastate universes.
“And cuddled,” Steve mumbles behind his coffee cup.
The second eyebrow lifts to join the first, “and you...liked it?”
“God no,” Steve snorts, “he’s got like one percent body fat, it was like cuddling a sack of small power tools.”
“Right...so you want to do it again because..?”
“I don’t know I just...I think it was a fluke. Lets go again. I’m sure I’ll hate it the second time.”
“What did you even talk about?”
“Dumb shit. He’s a dumb kid. Nothing worth repeating, now, Robin, please, for fucks sake-”
“He’s in a band, they’re playing on Friday at some dive bar-”
“How the fuck do you already know this-”
“Someone!” Robin cuts across him, clearly pissed off, “had to entertain Wayne Munson while you were off giving Eddie a ‘tour of the grounds’ with your dick.”
“Oh. Right. Sorry, Robbie. Uhm-”
“Tell me I’m the greatest thing that’s ever happened to you and buy me all my drinks on Friday night and I might consider calling us even.”
Part Three
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Part One Five
“Robs!” Steve shouts through the apartment, toeing his shoes off at the door.
“Kitchen!”
Steve heads through, and he can’t help but notice something looks kind of off. It looks different in here but he can’t quite put his finger on it, “Robs, did you do something to your apartment?”
“Yeah, I cleaned it.”
“Oooh. Yeah,” Steve looks back through the kitchen doorway, “yeah, that’s what’s different.”
“What are you doing here?”
“Nice to see you too, bitch.”
“Fuckface.”
Steve frowns, there’s a cookbook propped open and actual like, fresh ingredients on the chopping board, “what are you doing?”
“Is that a rhetorical question because-”
“Robs, I have literally never seen you cook anything more complicated than eggs and toaster waffles, what is this,” Steve goes over to be nosy, “chicken satay skewers and bang bang cauliflower- what the actual fuck. I didn’t even know you knew what recipe books were.”
“Fuck off. And it’s for Chrissy, she said it’s her favorite-”
“Oh my god. I’m dead. I’m dead aren’t I. I got into a crash on the way-”
“Steve.”
“Alternate dimension-”
“Jesus Christ-”
“Abducted by aliens?”
“Steve, I can cook a nice meal for my girlfriend, alright, it’s not, like, illegal-”
“Your what?!”
She stops and actually turns to look at him, she’s wearing her absolute dead serious face, “Steve. I like her. A lot.”
“So now you’re what, fucking pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen-”
“Steve! Look. She’s clever. She’s funny. She’s kind. She calls me out on my bullshit and she is extremely hot doing it. She plays volleyball Steve. Volleyball. Have you ever seen girls play volleyball? Not only is it insanely aggressive but the shorts are so tiny they’re on the verge of disappearing up her crack and it’s socially acceptable for me to go out and watch that Steve.”
“Yeah but- you don’t have to like, date her to get all of that-”
“I do. I do Steve. Because I want to. We can’t just do,” she gestures vaguely, “this for our entire lives.”
“But whyyyyy?” Steve whines.
“Because we have to grow up at some point.”
“Yeah but...now?” Steve knows he’s pouting.
“Good a time as any, anyway, aren’t you literally about to go to dinner at Eddie’s uncles place? Literally the only notable family member that he has? His only parental figure and therefore the most important person in his life-”
“You can stop now.”
“I’m just saying that sounds kind of serious-”
“I will throw myself off the roof to get out of this dinner. Don’t test me.”
Robin completely ignores him, “I’ve seen how Eddie looks at you,” Steve scoffs, rolling his eyes, “Steve, that boy looks at you like he’d crawl a mile over broken glass to sniff your farts. Could you just like, appreciate that about him for thirty god damn seconds.”
Steve has a range of acceptable beer. He has picked up a six pack of something from uncomfortably near the bottom of that range. He takes a deep breath as he grabs it off the passenger seat.
Steve’s pretty sure he’s never been inside a trailer once in his damned life, and he has absolutely no idea what to expect. From the outside it looks...cramped. Steve’s certain his entire bedroom is bigger than this whole place.
Steve prepares himself to be polite about whatever he’s about to walk into.
Eddie fucking lights up when he opens the door, it makes Steve skin itchy while simultaneously something flaps about in his stomach, “oh wow, you bought the good beer!” Eddie looks thrilled as he takes it to put in the fridge.
Which he makes it to in about four steps because the kitchen is like, right there. And Steve’s taken one step in through the door and he’s already in the middle of the lounge, which is, efficient, he guesses.
“Here, come sit at the table, Wayne’s about done with dinner.”
“Errr...thanks.” Eddie indicates a place at a cramped little built in breakfast nook type thing, and Steve slides in just as Wayne appears from down the hall.
It was fucking awkward getting in, it’s even more awkward getting straight back out again so he can shake Wayne’s hand, “good to see you again Sir.”
Steve gets a firm handshake, and then not two minutes later he’s eating the first bite of what might be the best thing he’s ever put in his mouth. Wayne Muson makes a pot roast that should win a Michelin Star. Who could have fucking predicted that.
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part One Two
“Steve, I really need to you reconsider this. I mean your life choices, your education, your past relationships, religious beliefs, sexuality, upbringing, political views. Everything that makes you, you, as a person. The very atoms that make up your body, the millennia of evolution. You need to question everything. Because all those choices have brought you here, to this moment...which is fundamentally a fucking mistake.”
“That was strangely beautiful Robs.”
“Unlike the creature feature up on stage there, who is just...strange.”
“He does look like he let a toddler do his makeup.”
“Surely...I mean it kind of looks like it’s done in sharpie, you don’t think it is though, do you?”
Steve sips his drink, “at this point…” Steve just trails off, because really, at this point, anything is possible.
“Are we sure they are all even playing the same song?”
“I think they’re...trying to?” Steve hedges, “but I’m not like, one hundred percent I mean...they are enthusiastic, you’ve got to give them that.”
“Oh, yeah, they have like that, teenage energy vibe you know. I can vaguely remember being really, you know, invested in stuff.”
“You can remember having fucks to give.”
Robin clicks her fingers at him, “yes. Yeah that. I remember having the energy to care.”
“Yeah.” Robin finishes her drink and shoves her empty glass at him. Steve sighs and goes to the bar. Again. He gets himself a coke. Again.
Steve brings Robin her drink, and they sit in silence watching the show. It is loud. And it is enthusiastic. Steve figures it’s some sort of...heavy ish rock? That they’re trying to reproduce up there. Sometimes the front man even introduces songs when he remembers that’s part of his job. Apparently some of them the band wrote themselves. It’s unfortunate.
“God they’re so shit. Harrington I better be your maid of honor when you marry that...that...whatever that thing is up there.”
Steve doesn’t care though. He doesn’t know enough about music to know if Eddie is any good on guitar, but he, specifically, doesn’t sound bad exactly...but he is quick. It’s pretty dead in here, and they aren’t seated that far away from the stage, so Steve can see just how quickly those nimble fingers dance across the strings.
He’s a sweaty mess. His make up definitely isn’t sharpie, because half of it has sweated down his face. His hair is half sticking up everywhere, and half plastered to him with sweat. Whats left of his hacked up tee shirt is sticking too him with sweat.
“Did he just trip over that guitar cable, again?” Robin slurrs at him.
“Yeah.”
“So not only is he fucking useless, but he also cannot be taught.”
“Yeah,” Steve sighs hopelessly.
He’s just so...earnest. So keen. Eddie clearly fucking loves being up there. It’s like...it’s like watching a kids talent show. Objectively shit but so fucking cute.
The audience gets informed that the band will be playing one final song, there’s a smattering of applause and a few woops from the minimal patrons. Steve’s pretty sure they’re cheering because the show is finally about to end, not because they’ve enjoyed any part of it.
“What you going to do?”
Steve climbs off his chair, downing the dregs of his coke, “I am going to fuck that man in a public bathroom.”
Robin huffs, “you’re so fucking vile.”
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