#orberrie03

[cephalokidsplatz]

viantastic...

vian has been concerning me... ever since he teamed with time travel, he suddenly pulled out a Planty&Em and Rextastic! thing... past and future... now he made a rap about his life to keep himself together without escapism...

thats the second fandom drama i seen today in splatoon 2 next to undertale

[cephalokidsplatz]

No matter how many disconnects iM STILL GONNA JOIN THIS

Splatoon 2 Final Splatfest

It’s been two years since the launch of Splatoon 2, and now the shadow of the Splatocalypse is coming! This final Splatfest asks “Which world would you choose? Chaos or Order?”  

Will you fight for a world of chaos, with an ever-shifting blur of boundaries and borders, where the only path through the confusion is that which you carve out for yourself? Or will you battle for a world of order governed by an unwavering discipline, in which your path toward a promised future is straight and well-paved? The time has come and the choice is yours!

This Splatfest will be a 72 hour event running from 7/18 at 5am PT until 7/21 at 5am PT, wrapping up exactly two years from the game’s initial launch. Make sure not to miss this be all, end all “Splatocalypse” extravaganza!

In addition, a new Shifty Station stage will be added for this Final Splatfest, and all 23 of the previous Splatfest-specific stages will be making a reappearance, too. The 23 previous stages will surface in a constantly…shifting rotation for the first 48 hours, with the new stage making its debut for the final 24 hour period. This is just the chance to relive all your favorite Splatfest battle memories!

We’ll also be releasing some special gear to go along with the Final Splatfest. Each side will see two pieces of unique headgear inspired by the themes of chaos and order, for a total of four! Look for an upcoming report from Squid Research Lab (Splatoon 2) Nintendo Switch News Channel in late June to find out how to grab this great gear!

Following the Final Splatfest in late July, the Ver. 5.0.0. Update is planned for release. This update will add the “Turf War (Splatfest)” option to Private Battles, allowing you to battle it out on any of the 24 Shifty Station stages.

Playing in “Turf War (Splatfest)” will also cause all 23 of the normal stages to appear in all their nighttime Splatfest splendor! You’ll also be able to select team ink color combinations from all those used in previous Splatfests. Get together with your friends and host a private Splatfest-themed party of your very own!

[cephalokidsplatz]

ITS DECIDED

i love both but since i like to egg houses im on team chaos hahahhahahahahahhahahaha

i watched aggretsuko, ITS JAPAN TOO

[cephalokidsplatz]

Yesterday: Whoa, a Lvl 70! Booyah!

Today: What?! The player is now lvl 71?? That player grows up so fast ;-;

A month ago: Let’s give this player a warm welcome! They’re lvl 1 and just got their own switch + online membership!

Now: They’re lvl 15 now omfhwjdj,,,,

[cephalokidsplatz]

Ink Storms, Tenta Missiles, Rapid Blaster 1st Impression, and An Old Weapon Friend

Guys um

I seen so many ink storms and tenta missiles

I whipped up a rapid blaster deco and bloblobber to take revenge on tower control

been a long time to use bloblobber actually, my friend serg got blocked once from kooqi for using the bloblobber too much.

But not the rapid blaster deco, i dont want people seeing me doing the most splats but uhh since im always high level, i gotta prove how good i am, y’know...?

Its hard and challenging when you have to be the highest level in the server 80% of the time... everyone else is 20 or under and i gotta appear next to them like im about to intimidate people when i just wanna do a good game of rank or turf... yeah sure theres 50 or under but its not enough for me to think how challenged i am

I dont want ppl to see me as a cephalobagger (squidbag/octobag), cause i only spam ZL when i see a party. when the party’s over, i dont ZL anymore and return to normal. ZL-itis is a horrible victory dance and may be taken offensively.

This can go to both splatoon and splatoon 2 tags.

[cephalokidsplatz]

Team Chaos!

For Jev&Kat!

The final Splatfest just got announced at the Nintendo World Championship. It’s going to be Order vs Chaos. New unique gear will be available for this splatfest, and it will take place from 7/18 - 7/21. After this, Splatfest will be a regular online mode, so you can have your very own Splatfest any time online! All shifty stations will be available during this event.

[cephalokidsplatz]

i dont like what hi der and FunGang are saying about the final fest coming next month

“basically undertale vs. deltarune???” bingbatzz thought

i overheard this

hi der: order is good. you get to have choices and do the right thing.

FunGang: no, chaos. chaos means no rules, break free

Jev&Kat: because i can do anything

hi der: discipline is what you need in order to get to a successful future. you’ll have many jobs like my owner. choices need to be gone over and you’ll have to make sure to think of the consequences.

FunGang: nahhh, rather end up in the jungle and do survival mode on minecraft, find a chest or two

me: GUYS THIS IS SPLATOON 2 WE’RE TALKIN ABOUTNOT HECKIN TUNDERAL OR RULTADUN STOP AND FOCUS THIS IS THE FINAL FEST DONT RUIN IT

FunGang: made fun of our game i see

hi der: you’ll get used to it

Jev&Kat: PLAY THE CARDS AND CHOOSE O N E

[cephalokidsplatz]

WAAAHHHH I CANT PLAY THE SIWTCH UNTIL MY OWNER COMPLETES SCHOOLLLL

OOOOOMMMIIIII,,,!!!

[cephalokidsplatz]

Rules to be the friendly kid who always ends up being the highest level in the server!

Wanna go easy and playful on the kids that are under your level (exclude those who are half your level)?

Ink first to gather up your special! If its defense armor, release it right away and always to protect your team! Save special until last minute! (I always use mine only once unless i get a bad mood from recent trauma!)

Play hide and seek until the last minute! If caught, continue turfing or keep hiding! Be the hero and save your ground as fast as you can! (This is a speed challenge!)

Play chase! Press B and ZR to make hopping ink spots! SR for burst bomb spots! When anxious, jump back to spawn!

Tenta Missile Frenzy! Let the kids dodge your missiles!

Beacon Buddy!

Booyah Bomb Supporter without splatting kids with the TK Splattershot Pro!

Fizzy Bombs only!

Curling Bomb only! Surf up some curling bombs to gather specials while aiming players at the same time!

Basically, subweapons only!

Be fair and square with a big GG!

Dress silly to entertain the kids! (mountain chilly coat’s a bad time idea dont use it)

Mad but you still want to be friendly? Okay, here’s angry yet soft moves you can do to express your rage (so you dont end up like that one dude who kicks tables, i’m a spectator in his livestream btw so i dont talk there)

Alternate weapons for people who wants to get on your level someday like an Inner Agent 3 boss! Set a pattern and a routine to get started! (My pattern is TK charger, TK roller, Foil Squeezer, Splattershot for a minigame of hide and seek, repeat! Routine is going one path and then start turfing from there! I change routine once people start gaining on me!)

Alternate weapons but your subweapons stays the same! Keep pushing your joystick on the right side of the console (the button that initiates your special) and equip comfortable weapons with the same subweapon! Same applies to specials. Similar to easy mode, but you’re more mad and want to splat some people without ZL-itis!

Be sans undertale??? Wear a Worker Head Towel, Mountain Chilly Coat, and Pearl’s New Lace-up Shoes to resemble pink slippers. Uhh, just take your kid to a convention or trick or treating, then dress them as your most favorite/hated character.

Here are ways to respond to someone who starts to get annoyed with you following any of the above! Initiate responses after 1-3 “This Way!” or “Booyah!” shouted next/close to you:

If you’re on any random spot, shout, “Booyah! This Way!” (Yeah, I know what i’m doing! Now, keep turfing!)

If you’re on the spawn pad, shout, “This Way! Booyah!” (Don’t mind me, kids! You’re doing great!)

“Booyah!” back!

follow the hashtag #splatoon: communication guides for more ways to find what it means when your teammate��s trying to talk to you!

[cephalokidsplatz]

Offline post 1

I won’t be online tonight, hi der needs more sleep ;w;

[cephalokidsplatz]

If you ever see me in the server and my level is the highest of all 1

I don’t like to splat, but i love seeing how good you guys go <3 please don’t squidbag, Octoling boy can get mad, dont worry I dont squidbag back unless its a cephaloparty :3 i dont want to bite until the last minute! Unless one of you are lvl 10 and up i’ll certainly give you a challenge :D if you win and I change my weapon, that just means I want to change to another weapon for another round, not to target you!

I have more to say but this is all you can have for now! I want to release as many thoughts as possible so you don’t see me as a bad kid!

[cephalokidsplatz]

I drew me~! I draw as if everything’s on a whiteboard, so i’m careless on art! My own clothes, LED shoes, and custom hair color of orange macaroni!

[cephalokidsplatz]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY LAGS IM GONNA GET THIS IS GONNA BE BOOYES AWESOME

What’s this? The Squid Research Lab has received this mysterious video! What could it contain?

[cephalokidsplatz]

Two Prestiges, Two Guards, and the Octo Girl

(( I wanna share a story of what happened to me before I could tell you what happened to Vrberrie.

I was at a baby shower’s party. It wasn’t fun at all. There were too many kids without discipline. They were allowed to play dodgeball and hit each other as many times as they want. Of course, when I came in as the oldest, they started attacking me as if I was their beating bag. They splatted me so much I had to dive into depression. They were only 8-12 years old. They never mentioned Fortnite, but did mention gun-shooting games such as GTA and CoD. Luckily, the ball’s plastic, but it still hurts my physical and mental health very much (I can get sick from negative energy suckers). Seriously, did you really want to break my glasses, i’m BLIND. But, I refused to fight back. I refused to act like a total splatoon maniac and go sans undertale on them. I just stood like the inklings leaning against the wall on Inkopolis Square with frowning expressions. I got jealous of a boy who even climbed up a tree nobody gave a FRY about. People would beat and worry about me if I climbed a tree on my own without consent. Finally, I left and felt relieved.

The next day at night, I pulled out my switch and got traumatized to that party, because Vrberrie went through the same thing.))

i feel so traumatized because of what happened to my owner AND me. The other day, my owner got hurt, and then the next day after that, it was my twin sister! Vrberrie03 isnt a good idea when you’re with two prestiges just trying to have fun and hopping around with each other. here’s what she said:

“i thought they were hosting a party, but it seemed it was just for them only. And i only realized it after 4-5 matches. so i stopped. i went to go on my own and do the objective of turf war and tried not to disrupt them. suddenly, they attacked me. they hurt me more as much as how our owner got hurt at that party. the afro boy did not like me at all and thought i was competing with his friend only because I had a charger on my hand like him. no, i love my toni kensa charger! i main it, i did not want to challenge! ah, but it was too late. all i had to do was play chase and jump off the map to party with myself. i became more and more angry the more he keeps coming, i spammed thrice the Booyah. i hid on spawn base as they hit the spawn shield. guards were then recruited to kick me out. both were japanese, a octobrush and a heavy splatling remix. i still went to do the objective of turf war but they still block me not to move. booyah bombs, dualie, all at ME. suddenly, i could not take it no more. i threw burst bombs so they could try to splat me again. i started to scream in Booyah when i’m part of their team. i wanted to let them know i had enough. but then, i already know: that’s pointless to do. hi der taught me the need to take care of myself because someone does care. and that’s you, orberrie. you care, the owner’s family cares, and that is enough. i should not do stuff like that anymore, but i know it will grow stronger one day because pride is one dead hell of a sin. Once I see them again, i will just pretend i do not remember them. i will not pull out the charger, however— because that is how it all started.”

I thanked her that she got that suffering experience to make her stronger and gave her a goodnight hug.

[cephalokidsplatz]

HAHAHAHA BIG NOOB

eat it hi der, teleport won

you did your part stop crying and be glad

really though you did great shhh cmere *hug*

[cephalokidsplatz]

“Every berry tastes like orange! How fresh is that? Better than lemons, right?!”

-Orberrie03, his conversation starter