#or weirdcest

[brothersinablackcar]

Everyone's correct, who noted this probably wasn't Leonard Cohen! I don't know where I buried my last brain cell. Apologies to Alabama 3. 🥹

PULL You’ve got that shotgun shine; shame about it. Born under a bad sign, With a blue moon in your eyes. ~Leonard Cohen (A fill for the Bulletproof event by a_biting_smile, who may or may not be someone I am intimately related to. Probably am. Srsly.)

[sam-of-course-is-an-abomination]

i can't accept the fact that demon!dean looks at his brother like that.

[devotedthing]

"those two—they john's boys?"

"you ever notice 'em? the way they act? ever think somethin' just ain't right?"

[winchester-co]

Forever thinking about how weird it must have been for Sam’s college friends to see the increasingly ridiculous list of crimes on the FBIs most wanted list. Did you hear they’ve added grave desecration now? Yeah, right after the murder charges.

[daddysboydean]

[flowersintheimpala69]

can we talk about how even though sam's got a good few inches on dean he still squishes his face into the crook of his neck when they hug. like he wants to be the smaller one, he wants to be the one craddled. i guess its a baby brotherism he never grew out of.

[benbaosandao]

Sam could never become the king of Hell in his lifetime because he could never forget the tears in Dean’s eyes.

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[atticwifesam]

big, beefy and tall bottoms being manhandled by their smaller tops >

[samdeanspo]

i’m just such a sucker for samdean gentle sex like. they’re sitting on a chair and sam’s riding dean but dean’s doing most of the work cause sam’s just so tired.. they have their arms wrapped around each other and sam has his face buried in dean’s shoulder while he whimpers and moans and his tired cock just flops uselessly as it pokes both their stomachs… and dean’s whispering praise and encouragement in sam’s ear the whole time even though sam’s so tired and exhausted cause it’s their 3rd round but how can dean stop???

[wincest-j2-shipper]

Guys do yourselves a favor & kiss it won’t kill ya

[the-dormant-ocean]

Dean gets drunk off his ass in a bar in Lebanon and starts rambling to everyone who will listen about his little brother. About how cute he is, how he has the cutest puppy eyes and it's sooooo unfair because Dean just can't resist them. He also gets emotional talking about how proud he is of the kid and how smart he is.

Then, a freakishly tall guy built like a brick house walks into the bar and Dean beams the moment he sees him and happily calls him "Sammy". The entire bar is stunned because "This is Sammy???". The kid Dean has been talking about for hours and said was "the cutest fucking thing" he has ever seen??? A guy who could probably bend metal with his bare hands??? They thought he would be like 10 at best from Dean's description but this guy has to be in his mid-thirties! He really doesn't fit the definition of cute.

Sam gets on Dean's case for drinking too much and Dean pouts and refuses to leave the bar. "I won't leave until you do the thing Sam" "I don't know what you're talking about" "Yes you do" "Dean no! It's weird!" "D o t h e t h i n g. Or I'm not leaving Sam."

With the biggest, wettest, roundest eyes they have ever seen, Sam asks him softly to please come home with him. Dean groans with pain like a hangover man blinded by the sun, caves in and leaves the bar with Sam. Everyone is left stunned and a little flustered because that was actually cute holy shit! How the fuck did he do that???

[sam-of-course-is-an-abomination]

[perfica]

when you’re so codependent you can’t even wash up separately

[winchester-co]

i know this narrative has been beaten to death, but dean settling into the bunker and immediately nesting like a bird versus sam keeping his room empty and working like a dog is so interesting to me. dean wants to belong somewhere, lay down roots the moment he gets the opportunity. sam doesn't think he belongs anywhere, can't get comfortable, can't bring himself to see the bunker as anything but a transient space.

dean the drifter, desperate for a home. sam the escapee, who doesn't know how to settle. it's tragic really.

[deanscutiepiesam]

It's so sick and twisted that I can't relay this information to Dean Winchester because I KNOW he would lose his mind over this. It would make his day — no — his year. Whole life even. He would never shut up about it.

At first, he'd make some dirty joke about "being inside" Sam and giggle about it, but the longer he thinks about it, he'd be obsessed with the fact that he's apart of Sam. Like literally apart of him. Biologically. And not just because they have the same parents, but like some of his cells are Sam's.

This is so unfair. Dean deserves to know this.

[flowersintheimpala69]

what is and should never be is a crazy episode cuz it basically goes like

deans: wow in this world my mom’s alive, I have a smoking hot gf, and I’m not a hunter, this is the best. I never want to leave this dream world!

Sam: we don’t share an emotionally incestous relationship in this world

Dean: I have to get out of here rn.