#or the thing i was writing about Macaque's new Chaos Magic

[mylo-space]

man, i wanna write about legos i wanna write about legos so BAD i wanna write about stupid tragic legos that make me cry i wanna write about them i wanast wruebaoyr lekfhos iwsanan h-

[krzys2000]

@fancycat-thesilvertux​ you gave me so many ideas. I will get to Egyptian at end.

I will be honest I know nothing about Sonic so when I would gladly read about visit in that world, you are one your own with writing it 

On one hand Mk can be idol for Animaniacs. One other prank war (monkey trio vs siblings)

So Harry Potter

Mk for some reason finds himself in HP world. His intuition leads him to Baby Harry. Eyes of truth shows him wards (horribly corrupted Dursleys are assholes) and horrible malice in scar of abused baby. And well people of this home are literals dripping with evil in his vision.

So monkey prince decides baby brother get. Takes Harry and before returns visits Gringots where He creates Valinor vault, exchange currency and locks all Harry (maybe gets Harry heritage test) and magical guardianship. What are Goblins gonna do? Argue with creator god (And yes they can tell). Mk also visits Diagon Alley and buys one copy of every book. And them goes home wher Mac easily resolves scar problem (god of underworld)

Maybe PIF creates trade arrangements with Goblins (Valinor has 20000 unige magical medicine plants) latter

Now Jackie Chan Adventures there is so much that can be done here. So many possibles (I need help or at lest place to star Pleas @fancycat-thesilvertux​ Kenobi you are my only hope)

I think That it could get little awkward if they visit Tolkien

Guardians of Childhood

Well What if Somebody from Valinor meats Jack before 300 years is up. They are gods so they don’t have problems with seeing him. And well they like young winter spirit and see how loneliness is slowly killing. Jack had little to no positive interactions with other spirits

I can see Jack Getting Adopted without second thought. They need Winter (or 4 seasons) god anyway

Man in the moon was shitty parent anyway. And guardians didn’t deserve Jack

Now what I promised in Beginning Egyptian Pantheon

Now Little basic of Egyptian gods. In Beginning there was Nun (primordial sea/river of nothingness) fro him cam Ra(creator god, sun) and from Ra’s breath come Shu(Air) and Tefnut(moist) parents of Geb(earth) and Nut(sky) parents of Nephtys and Seth(chaos deserts, storms, disorder, violence, and foreigners) then Isis (goddess of 12 things mainly cosmos, magic and motherhood) and Osiris(fertility, agriculture, the afterlife, the dead, resurrection, life, and vegetation) parents of Horus (war, kingship, healing, protection, sun and sky)

Wow that was longer Than I though But One more god relevant is Thoth god of wisdom, knowledge, writing, hieroglyphs, science, magic, art, judgment and healing (his library has all past, present, and future in it)

Anyway Valinorians met them when they were researching for creation of Afterlife. They (Osiris and isis) are calling Wukong brother (Mac and Nuwa in-laws and Xiaotian is little nephew) because he was born from heaven and earth

(And because Isis and Osiris want to fuck with Seth, after all he killed Osiris and cut his body in 14(?) pieces) Anyway thel like Wukong very much (and vice versa)

Tang and Thoth become fast friends (both are scribes of their respective pantheon)

PIF created trade arrangements 

Osiris and Mac bond over afterlife business

Horus is Mk new pranking buddy (they target Seth)

Isis and Thoth both Love Xiaotian. After all what is not to love in baby god of magic (who created basic of own magic system himself) They also swore binding oath(s) that if Mk teach them Glyphs they won’t teach anybody and will share all observations , conclusions and results of experiments. They fucking impressed

Macaque with his ability to comprehend all things and Monkie kid with fresh perspective and creativity helped Thoth and Isis with research (they were stuck and now they are after several dozens of breakthroughs)

Thoth also loves fact that Monkey Prince forced everybody to redraw cosmology by accident, because he bet Wisdom god in that department by several orders of magnitude all by accident

Thoth after Ra was ass (Sun God created official heavenly decree forbidding Nut from giving birth in all 360 day of year), gambled with Khonsu (different moon god) for x part of his total moonlight and created additional 5 days of year (that why normal year has 365 days now)

Xiaotian created new heavenly realm and pantheon by accident and without training or experience. It is very impressive (And even more fucking scary. He is very glad that Mk is GOOD KID. They all are)

he needs a break

[strange-lace]

Fluff 45 with Inverted Mac and SWAP Wukong. Except we know this won't be fluff.

Send me prompts to write!

Credit goes to @winterpower98 for her Swap AU! Here you go, sorry if I got any details about your AU wrong in advance!

Content warning for Swap! Wukong being fucking creepy.

“Take my hand. Just trust me.”

Macaque was used to the feeling of having no idea what was going on but he often did his best to roll with the punches. And for what it was worth, it had been working out pretty well for him since despite it, he had found his beloved Peach Blossom again and also found himself a new family of his own alongside it. His life had gotten a lot more chaotic as a consequence but he couldn’t find it in himself to actually mind.

But things had certainly taken a turn for the odd, first he was taking a hit for MK against a demon with magical portals at their disposal and next thing he knew, he found himself on Flower Fruit Mountain. Normally that wouldn’t alarm him but something was… not right about what used to be him and Wukong’s home.

Something about it made his fur puff up in anxiety, all six ears twitching to pick up any sounds which could be a threat approaching. Breath became panicked as he had footsteps all around him and they certainly weren’t light enough to be Wukong’s little monkeys.

Every part of his being was screaming at him to leave the island.

And that was enough to get Macaque to carefully and quietly within the trees of the mountain, using his ears to listen for anyone nearby and stay out of their path. Something told Macaque that he did not want to encounter any of the people walking about on the island. Quiet as a shadow, it was quite easy to navigate his way towards the beaches which surrounded the mountain. 

The sounds of footsteps and hushed conversations slowly vanished the further away Macaque got, yet that only seemed to put him more on edge. Because that left barely anything for his ears to pick up, no sounds to signify life like the buzz of insects or the chatter of wildlife on the island.

Macaque had the strangest feeling that he was being watched. Being hunted.

He now felt vulnerable on the beach of the island, no longer under the cover of trees and foliage of the island. But he was getting closer to escape and getting the answers he needed. Macaque stared out at the vast ocean in front of him, thoughts racing on the next step of his plan of escape.

“Okay, okay. You made it to the beach… now what? I suppose I could swim if I have to, get to land and find the kid and maybe then-” He stopped mumbling to himself the moment his ears picked up the sound of footsteps behind him. Metal against sand, walking with purpose.

“Hello, Liu Er.” Macaque knew that voice yet at the same time he didn’t. The tone, it was all wrong. Turning his head, Macaque truly couldn’t make sense of who he was looking at. The same features were there: peach fur, golden armor, dark eyes framed with thick eyelashes, the same circlet around his forehead. Yet he was dressed extravagantly, as if ready to rain chaos on the battlefield despite being retired, and the normally soft peach marking across his face was a harsh red that covered the top half of his face, like a mask.

“Peach Blossom?” Macaque asked tentatively, keeping his distance when normally he wouldn’t hesitate to run into his husband’s arms. Something was telling him that while this looked like his beloved, something also still wasn’t right. The brief look of surprise he received before it morphed into a pleased smirk did very little to calm his nerves.

“‘Peach Blossom’? Well isn’t that just an adorable nickname, do you call your Wukong that often?” He asked, tail swishing behind him lazily. 

Oh, so that helped Macaque realize the situation he was in. Goddamn demon portal magic.

“You seem lost though, you poor dear.” This world’s Wukong walked closer to him, steps controlled and yet Macaque found himself taking his own steps backward. He only followed him, movements cat-like as dark eyes neve left him for a second. “Very neglectful of your Wukong to lose sight of you so easily in a world where there are so many things that can hurt you.” 

Macaque felt his breath stop as his back met a tree, allowing this not-Wukong to get within arms reach of him before he stopped.

He had never felt like prey before, not like this, not with someone that had his husband’s face.

“But, I suppose that’s his loss. Perhaps I can lend you a hand, show you how things work around here and keep you safe.” He gave what would almost look like a reassuring smile if it weren’t for the hunger in his eyes before holding his hand out to Macaque.

“Take my hand. Just trust me, Liu Er.”

It didn’t feel like an offer, it felt like a threat.

“I… I can’t. I have to find my way home and get back to my-” Macaque was cut off by not-Wukong placing a finger on his lips, suddenly far too close, to shush him.

“You don’t have to be afraid my Liu Er. Your Wukong doesn’t need you, not as much as I do. You can stay here with me, where you’ll be treated like royalty. I can give you anything you want, I can give you the world itself,” he whispered. A sudden flash of anger and irritation caused Macaque to shove him back, the surprise enough to cause this world’s Wukong to stumble back a couple feet.

“I don’t want any of that! I just want to go home, my Wukong does need me. I’m not going to abandon my husband for some… fake that has his face. And that’s final!” It only occurred to Macaque a couple seconds after that he shouldn’t have said that.

“Husband?” It was too late for Macaque to hide the gold band around his wrist, a peach-shaped gem embedded within the metal. Instead he used the brief moment of shock to run away, sinking into the shadows with no other objective but to get as far away from this Wukong as he could. Yet even within the shadows, he could hear the echoes of maddened laughter follow him, not-Wukong’s words feeling like jagged glass in his ears.

“Running will get you nowhere Liu Er! I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth and bring you back to my side, just like your counterpart here! You belong to me!”

Macaque didn’t make it to the mainland but he found himself washed up on the shores of Fiery Cloud Cave. 

There he met his own dimensional counterpart and the first thing he did was collapse into tears in his arms.

[callitfreedom]

Time to say goodbye

My time in Borneo is heading towards an end. Well, I’m gonna be in Phuket tomorrow so this IS the end. In case you wondered what I did since my last post: after two days in Sandakan and a couple of days in KK I went back to the Borneo Natural Sukau Bilit Resort (yes, its a really long name but i have to advertise a little bit!). I fell so in love with that place and the people over there I just had to go back and with a little help from Fred (Manager of the Bunk Hostel in KK and now someone I would consider a friend) I got a volunteering job there. 
Doing what? Well, this is the fun thing about it. My main task was to take care of the tourists. Means chat with them, join their meals, just share my experiences. Great job for me because most of you know that I love meeting new people and I simply enjoy talking. Of course I also had to help a little with the housekeeping or with some kitchen stuff but most of the time I just chatted with the tourists and joined every river cruise or jungle trekking I wanted to.


At first I felt a little bit excluded to be honest. Don’t get me wrong everybody was really nice but you know most of them don’t really talk that much english and it’s still a small Kampung at the other side of the world. But things changed and when it came to saying goodbye yesterday I almost couldn’t. Seriously didn’t want to leave that place. A place I would call home.


If I wanted to tell you every little thing that happened over there I would write like 10,000 words, so I won’t.. and to be honest I actually don’t want to tell everything because the stories you share are not truly yours anymore, right?
You’ll get a little bit tho. First of all the accommodation: I shared a room with two of the senior interns, Su and Jimah. They were two of the sweetest girls over there and cracked me up a lot of times because they are just hilarious! I met almost every single one of the staff that day and I tried so hard to remember their names (and failed, took me a while). The rest of the day I just tried to settle down and get used to my new home. One thing I remember from my first day tho is the evening. Me and one of the guides (Bon) were talking and talking and talking until the night. At one point we went fishing on one of the boats. Kampung style. That was one of those magical moments you wanna put in a jar and keep forever. Then, I knew I did the right thing to stay at Kinabatangan and I was actually a little bit sad I didn’t find that place earlier. That’s it for the first day so you can imagine how much happened during that month. 

So what am I gonna write about if I won’t tell you what happened? Well, I will tell you about the people:

There was Bon, in my opinion the best guide over there and just an amazing person. Truly crazy but in a good way. Very caring and just different than every person I’ve met so far. Maybe you could say he was Tarzan and I was Jane? 
We’ve got Allan, another guide and unofficial supervisor. My sayang. Sweet talker. Always flirting, always trying to make people happy and always there when needed. He was one of the people I was really close with. I already mentioned Su and Jimah. Best friends, very good at their job and always happy. They were trying their best to help me and make me one of their own. I can just smile when I think about them. Julius and his sister Jessica. Julius is the flirt-king over there. First time we spoke he “couldn’t concentrate on my words because I’m just too beautiful”. But once I got through I had some really deep conversations with him and holy shit that guy can sing!! First time he sang me a song I fell in love. Jessica is the nicest girl, she cares so much about her friends and is down-right beautiful. Always looking out for love.
 Rian is also a guide. Also a really caring person, very good guide and a great friend. Ati (another intern) is just the sweetest girl you’ll find. So cute, beautiful and kind. One of those people you look in the eyes and see they have a good heart. And also a really strong girl.
 Papai (also a guide but not working there anymore) was one of the coolest dudes you can imagine. Always relaxed, smoking his cigarette while driving a boat and spotting animals. You can not not be happy when you’re around him!
Dila and Nasir. I’m gonna put those two down together (even tho they don’t really hang around with each other) because those two are the funniest people I’ve met so far!! Nasir doesn’t really speak english and still managed to make me laugh all the time. He’s the security guide but doing every job around there and honestly he’s sleeping like two hours every day?! Dila is funny, cute, addicted to korean movies and ALWAYS eating. That girl is just one of a kind.
There was also on really difficult character. I’m not gonna tell his name but I assure you he gave me and everyone else a hard time.

Chaos and drama. This is what happened all around me. Keeps following me but we powered through it together and made this a happy place. 

I learnt so much over there: Basic guiding, information about the animals over there, folding a towel so it becomes a swan, swearing in malay… 


I experienced so much. We went to look for elephants in the middle of the night, we’ve been swimming in the river (yes, the one where the crocodiles live in), I learned how to ride a motorbike and how to drive a boat, I got to know some local songs and dances from our performances (every two days), I played volleyball with the kampung guys (and the kunyits), I’ve been sleeping in hammocks at the riverside. They taught me how to do pisang goreng, I defended our snacks from Macaques and got hit by one on the head another day, I saw the Pygmy elephants crossing the Kinabatangan which is actually really rare to see, I had like 500 mosquito bites and some leeches, I’ve been to the Gomantong Caves, I had private river cruises and it goes on and on and on…


But the best thing is I felt a lot. And most of the times I was really happy! All of this made it really hard to leave. So this is for you guys out there: All of you made me feel good about myself, confident, strong, beautiful and just good the way I am. I know it was really hard to let me in, some of you said it yourself I was the first foreigner to get so close. So thank you, thank you for everything you taught me. We all know I brought some trouble to your place, put everything a little bit upside down.. sorry for that! One of you told me when I left that everything is gonna go back to normal now. No more staying up until the middle of the night, no more going for a smoke together, no more fishing or stargazing. Please don’t let that happen! Make every single thing we did together and remember me. I miss you.



So this is it Borneo. I will never forget you and I promise I will be back!