#or the lack of sleep

[observers-journal]

Maya Zapata is Tenoch's best friend. They have been friends for over 12+ years. The fact that people try and bully Maya is totally wrong. All of Tenoch's friends have kept quiet about this whole drama, and that is not a coincidence. Tenoch can fight his own battle. Seeing the comments on that Maya post was very disheartening. People demand Maya speak, but so many of the fans here have never written one post to support Tenoch. They only post gifs and never retweet the evidence. The hypocrisy is very loud

I can see you support Maya, nonnie and I won't do anything to change your opinion.

Sure, I agree other friends of his have not posted, but how do we know they're not supporting him in-person?

Number of years in any relationship doesn't matter. At all. If. The. Relationship. Is. Toxic. No matter what relationship it is.

How am I expected to react when Maya bullied Luz Valdez online (on Twitter), let the whole rebozo fiasco blow up, say nothing to support Tenoch, instead make faces and show arrogance and mock him without saying his name in the video below?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrOgW3oJR3a/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

She didn't say anything then, she didn't say anything when these allegations came out. She is speaking now, when there's no evidence, when MER is too deep in her own shit, when Tenoch probably has something coming up in his own career and is doing fine. Coincidence? I think not.

EDIT: "Maya Zapata is Tenoch's best friend" is the funniest joke I have heard the whole day 🤣

[katiefrog217]

I don't have enough braincells to write a drunk scene help

[st0rmyskies]

stormy gorl your fans miss you 💖

Blame this bastard.

[inky-hues]

Gravity falls has a CHOKEHOLD on me so here's a comic style cover for the episode A Tale of Two Stans ✌️😘🤙

👀I couldn't decide what others I liked so you can all have some other versions too

[qweenofurheart]

i can imagine that a phase of tim’s ceo life involved being a sort of corporate vigilante

[hai-nae]

uno reverse

[turtlesandfrogs]

I'm taking this free online class from Yale on the Science of Well-Being,

and it's free, so I'm gonna share the extremely short notes about what I'm learning. Why does well-being and happiness matter? Because people have more energy and more capacity to effect change if they are doing well mentally.

And because I think American culture in general is structured in a way that ignores human needs and leads to increased suffering in all sorts of ways.

[aestatismors]

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[coldzonkprofessorturtle]

The art of the sleeping sapphic

[aquacomet]

Boop! 🐾

Watch out! Some little guys have been spotted running around again, not delivering soup this time but boops!

Doodled these up using the drawme box, when you doodle one of them the other is never that far behind!

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Merlin using magic to fake skills (juggling) is hilarious to me, because what are the limits to that?

Could he technically fake sword skills?

And could he technically get just a little bit tired of Arthur running his mouth on day so he grabs a sword, grins in a way that absolutely terrifies anyone in all of Albion, and just casually decides to put the best swordsman in the five kingdoms on his ass.

No one knows how, and he refuses to spar with anyone, but every now and again he shows just a bit too much competency on the training field, using his magic for shits and giggles or even vague threats when Arthur or any of the knights does something stupid.

Is that possible?

Or is there just a spell to make people inexplicably good at juggling?

That seems a bit too hyper specific, y’know?

[tapakah0]

Happy birthday, @thegunnsara⋆⭒˚.⋆

[lotus-pear]

thinking about how the last time dazai wore all black was because of his position in the mafia.........now he will have to wear all black once more, but this time at kunikida's funeral

[tra-le-patatine-a-fuoco]

It’s feeling empty hours

[exdivine]

i don’t believe men can get postpartum depression like women do. i get that a new baby affects both parents’ mental health, but i refuse to believe that men experience postpartum health problems to the same extent women as women.

[sinfullyrosey]

General!Lilia Vanrouge X GN!Reader

Warnings: Doggy Style, Rough Sex, Creampie, Dom!Lilia

Mild spoilers for the recent chapter because I am very limited on exactly what is happening. I just saw General Lilia and read some of his translated dialog and my brain responded as such.

Fairly short like Lilia

Just imagine General Lilia pulling you aside and away from Sebek and Silver in order to “interrogate” you. He takes you somewhere private and secluded, while Baul serves as a distraction for your Diasomnia companions.

The old fae can’t quite put his finger on it, but you and that other human bring out certain feelings in him. Feelings of deeply rooted affection and the instinctual need to protect. This only makes you all the more suspicious in his eyes as he feels hotter and more primal around you in particular.

He doesn’t know that Silver is to be his adopted son, and you, his future partner. Right now, you both are just suspicious strangers.

You make him feel weak, like he can be open and relaxed around you. He feels like he can let his guard down, despite you being a human and a stranger. It’s as if all his ingrained training just melts away when he’s near you.

And he doesn’t like it.

So, you find yourself pinned down by him, one of his hands holding your arms behind your back, the other around your throat, keeping your upper body pressed into the ground. Your uniform pants are pulled down, ass up, and his hard cock pressing against your tight entrance.

He asks you again who you and your friends are and what you want. And again, you tell him you’re not the enemy and are only here temporarily. And once again, Lilia couldn’t help but to believe your words are true.

You squirm in his hold, unintentionally rubbing your bare ass against his length and making yourself squeak at the familiar sensation against your awaiting hole. The movement makes his dick twitch and him grunt.

You felt so hot and bothered, wanting him to just shove his dick in you like he’s done so before. Despite the current situation at hand and despite your friends being not too far away, you were desperate and this younger, more serious version of Lilia was sending sparks of pleasure straight to your core.

“L-lilia…” you whimper.

At your needy call, the fae general found his instincts take over and finally slide his whole cock all the way in, stretching out your hole in order to accommodate his full size.

“O-oh! Oohhh~” You moaned, his tip grazing along your spongey sweet spot, making you see stars.

God, he filled you up so nicely.

Lilia didn’t waste anymore time, being just as horny as you, and began a brutal pace. He pounded into you, tight and unprepared, yet not unwelcomed. His thrusts were rough and precise, making you moan and beg incoherently.

Lilia had never been this harsh with his lovemaking before, preferring to be sweet and playful with you. Not like you were complaining about this nice change of pace.

With every sharp thrust of his hips, he brought you closer to your release. His dick reaching so deep into you, you couldn’t help but get lost in the euphoria, eyes rolling back and mouth agape as you drooled out praise and pleas.

Lilia just couldn’t get enough of you acting so adorably needy for him, watching you unravel so eagerly before him. Maybe not all humans were so bad, at least, not you anyway. 

And with one final, harsh thrust, the general releases inside of you while you squeezed around him from your own orgasm. Your vision going white as he fills you up with his creamy cum.

Once he was empty, he slid his now soft member out of you, watching as your hole winked at him, leaking some stray cum. Your face was flush and body disheveled underneath him. Truly a wonderful sight after he conquered your weak human body.

Lilia never cared much for taking any spoils from war, but if you were included in it, then he’ll gladly take you home if it meant getting to fuck you into submission like this again.