#or the fact I simp him even if it’s not a actual surprise 💀 (him being a robot doesn’t stop me)

[no1ryomafan]

I knew too much of my prior obsessing over mega man affected me so hard going into getter but it somehow just fucking clicked today my eternal struggle of “if I like new or arma more especially when it comes to ryoma” is just the same FUCKING THING I HAD WITH WHICH I LIKED MORE ZERO FMLLLLLLL

[youraverageaemondsimp]

Song of Ice and Fire // Aemond Targaryen x Stark!Reader.

WARNINGS: afab!reader, mdni, SMUT, p in v sex, unprotected sex, cunnilingus, tiddy sucking, breeding kink, blackmail (not directed at reader), extreme canon divergence, simp!aemond(?), aemond is lowkey manipulative, mentions of war, prophecy bs, + not proofread.

WC: 2.5k

A/N: I said a short fic of "1k words" but then I got carried away 💀💀 divider credits: @cafekitsune

“From my blood come the prince that was promised, and his will be the song of ice and fire”

Those words rang in Aemond’s ears as he flew on his dragon, when he accidentally overheard his father reciting the prophecy on his bed in a moment of absolute vulnerability.

It was one of many things on his mind as he flew to the north with Vhagar, having recently disinherited Rhaenyra by placing aegon on the throne, they planned to not worry about the starks too much, but Aemond knew how much of a threat they were, considering they rule the entirety of the north, and could easily overpower them in manpower.

Which is exactly why he took his dragon and flew north immediately, and sent Daeron in his stead to secure Baratheon's loyalty.

He was not unprepared, in fact, he knew he had an advantage, which was his relationship with Cregan’s younger sister, you, who is the apple of his eye. Aemond remembers seeing you during one of the banquets and immediately taking note of your accent, which screamed that you were from the the north and his suspicions were only confirmed when one of the guards who were sent to investigate your suspicious presence came to him with the conclusion that you were indeed from the north, what was unexpected was you turning out to be cregan’s younger sister.

He remembers being smitten with you, after all you were not only beautiful but also had impressed him with your confidence and personality, something that seemed to be the trait of starks. He knew asking for your hand in marriage would secure connections with the Starks, yet his mother declined, telling him that it would be impossible to make Cregan agree with this marriage. Which obviously soured his mood.

Yet that would not be the last of your ‘interaction’, Aemond had actually approached you before, and you took quite the liking to him, you enjoyed his company whilst you stayed at the keep, he was calm, collected yet oozed off an aura that makes every shut their mouths when he enters a room. You took a liking to him.

Though you had left the keep after the ceremonies had ended, you and Aemond exchanged letters quite frequently and privately, over the course of a few months, and sometimes even sneaking off to have a little rendezvous with him, obviously by lying to your brother, you and him have gotten closer quite significantly, and you were waiting for him to ask your hand in marriage. So imagine your surprise and anxiety when you heard the news of Rhaenyra being usurped on the morrow of a fine day, only to receive a letter from Aemond on the eve, which read that he will be coming to the north soon in a few days. You had expected his arrival, but realised that Cregan didn’t, so you immediately rushed to tell him that Aemond would be coming only to find a squire sent from the Targaryen family that did your job for you.

And so you awaited the day he finally came here, and when you heard the dragon's roar in skies, you knew he had come, you waited in your room patiently likely knowing that Aemond and your brother are discussing the matters

“You want me to support your drunken brother’s claim over Rhaenyra? Our family swore an oath to her claim, and if there is one thing the starks are known for, it is not for being turncloaks.” Cregan’s voice boomed loudly as he grit his teeth, trying not to lunge at him, Aemond knew that of course, which is why he was prepared. “Not even if I tell you that your sister has my seed possibly taking root in her womb?” Aemond crosses his leg on his sitting chair, tilting his head sideways as he watches Cregan’s eyes widen. “You’re lying, you and my sister have never interacted.” Cregan says slowly, almost as if trying to convince himself that it wasn't true rather than accusing Aemond of lying. Well, yeah Aemond was lying, but it was the only way. “Not in front of you, at least..” Aemond trails off and Cregan immediately asks someone to fetch you.

And so here you are walking through the hallways and going to the room where Aemond and your brother were currently talking. The moment you enter the room, Cregan’s head snaps towards you, “Is it true?” He asks, but you had no idea what your brother was talking about, and then you came to the conclusion that Aemond probably told your brother about your secret relationship, “Yes.” You said before your brother can ask you any more questions “Since when?” he grits his teeth, “For a while, we have been meeting up occasionally as well.” You tell your brother, and Cregan sighs heavily, you turn to look at Aemond whose gaze was already on you, he gave you his signature smirk which made you blush and look away, you were not privy to know what Aemond had actually said. “I need.. Time to process this, till then you can…stay here.” Cregan says reluctantly and Aemond nods.

Just then, the guard comes rushing in, “My lord, prince Jacaerys is to be arriving here soon, i have just received the word.” Cregan wishes the world collapsed on him right now, knowing that he’s under so much pressure.

“Escort prince Aemond to the guest chambers.” he commands the guard and the guard nods, you leave along with him as well.

The night falls quickly, the air becoming much colder than before, Vhagar has flown off into the sky, unable to stand the coldness and settled somewhere warm, while you sit in your chambers undoing your braids, thoughts filled with nothing but the interaction between your brother and Aemond.

You hear gentle knocks on the door of your chamber, you get up from your vanity and make your way towards it before opening it, only to find Aemond standing there, your eyes widened and you quickly pull him inside, making sure nobody saw him and shutting the door behind you.

He walks into your room casually, taking a look at your chambers and noting everything down, “What are you doing here this late My prince? It is unseemly.” You slightly shout at him in a shocked tone, “Unseemly? Has my lady forgotten the moments of passion we shared during our secret meetings?” He raises an eyebrow and you blush, heat rising in your cheeks, you and Aemond did share a few kisses but that was all, and that too were done in private. “No, but it was away from the prying eyes of everyone.” You interject, “We are away from the prying eyes now as well, we are alone.” He steps closer to you, his presence oddly proving you with warmth.

When he notices that you are not stepping away, he wraps his hands around your waist and pulls you closer, pushing your body against his, you place your arms on his chest to maintain balance as he stares into your eyes.

“What did you tell my brother? He didn't argue at all.” You ask him as he bends down a little to place kisses to your cheek, trailing down to your jaw, “Aemond.” You say his name which makes him smirk but he continues to kiss you, face buried in the crook of your neck, you sight sweetly when you feel him suck on your sweet spot.

“I just… told something that will be true in a few months.” He replies and you furrow your eyebrows and slightly nudge him away, causing him to pull away, “And what exactly is it?” You question sternly, your frustration now evident because of the fact that something is being hidden from you.

Aemond sighs, his hand trails down before resting on your lower abdomen, “I might have lied about you being pregnant with my child.” he whispers in your ear and you gasp, “That is not true, we haven't–”

“We have not, but I had to stoop that low, otherwise he wouldn't have even considered my proposal.” He cuts you off, “If he gets a maester to check, we are done for.” You tell him and he chuckles, “I didn't mention that you were confirmed to be with my child, just that I have seeded you with the possibility of you being with my child.” He explains and you sigh in annoyance.

“Besides, It can always become true.”

You blink, “Surely you don't mean–” and before you could complete your sentence, he cuts you off, “I mean exactly what you are assuming.” His voice goes down an octave, sounding deeper as his intentions turn darker.

He lifts you up and carries you towards the bed and places you atop it, you stare at him with your eyes wide, “Aemond, it is wrong.” You protest, “Tell me my love, do you want it or not?” He questions and you fall silent, “We are yet to be man and wife, it is against the tradition-”

“I asked whether you wanted it or not, it is a yes or no question my lady, if it is a yes, I will continue, but if it is a no, I will leave your room immediately.” He cuts you off and you swallow thickly, you rub your thighs together in an attempt to get rid of the ache that had been itching since the moment he touched you.

“Yes, I want it.” You mutter and in mere moments he's on top of you, pulling off the strings and removing your bodice, he showers kisses to each and every inch of your exposed skin as his hands make quick work of removing your clothing, you aid him in doing so until you are completely bare and vulnerable beneath him.

He presses his lips against yours, you kiss back as your lips dance against each other's in rhythm, his hands trails upwards your body before grabbing your breast and giving a squeeze, you groan into the kiss as he pinches your nipple. He pulls back from the kiss before kissing the side of your mouth, and trailing down to your jaw, to your neck before stopping at your breast to place a few wet kisses on them, he takes one of your nipple in his mouth, and swirling his tongue around the nub before he pulls back with a wet pop and continues his trail of kisses down to your cunt.

He sighs in content as the sight of your glistening cunt, coated with your essence of arousal and without any warning he dives right in, indulging himself in the sweet taste of you.

You let out a loud gasp when you feel his mouth on your warm core, mind unable to comprehend what he is trying to do, yet feeling satisfied at the way his mouth moves on you. His tongue lick a long strip from your hole to your clit before he takes your clit in his mouth, sucking on the bud and nibbling it between his teeth, this sends sparks of pleasure combined with a dribble of pain as your hand flies to grip his head, not knowing whether to push him away or pull him further in. His hands wrap around from underneath your thighs and he pushes himself further in, as if he's trying to bury himself in you.

His tongue flicks against your clit constantly and you can feel a certain something approaching, and with one last final suck from him; you are sent over the edge with a loud moan as your high hits you extremely fast. You almost crush his head with your thighs because of the intensity of your peak.

He gives few final licks before pull away and getting on his haunches, you watch he undoes his breeches in a haste, “Fuck- can't hold back anymore.” He mutters and he pulls his cock free of its confines and lines it up against your entrance, yet he doesn't push in, he instead rubs his cock and nudges your clit with his tip, coating his dick in your juices.

“Aemond- please.” You beg, aching to have something inside of you, and he looks at you before cursing and lining his cock against your entrance, you mentally prepare yourself for it to hurt.

And seven hells does it hurt so much, yet the stretch was so delicious as the same time, your toes in curl pleasure combined with pain as he stretches you out on his cock, you gasp when he fully sheathes himself inside you, feeling as if thought he had entered inside of your stomach, though it is impossible.

He gives you time to adjust, and you with a nod of your head, you encourage him to move, you had had expected him to start off slow, but his patience had run thin, so instead you were met with an almost animalistic and brutal pace, he threw your legs over his shoulders as he pounded into you, hands grabbing all the available flesh of your body.

The bed creaks from the movement happening on top of it, you grip the sheets below tightly and throw your head when his tip hits a certain sweet spot inside of you, whimpering when he repeatedly rams at it.

“Going to breed you alright? ‘m going to have you bear many of my children.” He grunts, moaning when he feels your walls clench around him, “Yes–! Aemond, do as you please– ohh fuck!” You moan loudly when another wave of orgasm crashes over you, back arching as the peak was more intense than before, making you see white.

“Fuck- I'm coming, can't wait to watch you swell with my child, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!” He growls loudly when he reaches his peak, his hot spend painting your walls, he waits and collects his composure before pulling out, and you sigh in content yet disappointment, immediately missing the feeling of having him inside you.

He lays right next to you in bed and pulls you close, placing gentle kisses to your forehead.

“You'll give me the prince that was promised, our child will be the prince that Aegon the Conqueror has prophesied, and his will be the song of ice and fire.” He suddenly speaks to you and you stare up at him, “Prince that was promised?” You question and he nods,

“You are the ice to my fire, and from us will come a prince that will save the realm from destruction.” He tells you and you remain silent, still not understanding all of this prophecy of the Targaryens, but nevertheless nodding, “You'll melt me, you know.” You jest and he lets out a small chuckle, “That's exactly what I did right now.” he presses a kiss to your forehead once again.

Cregan stark had no other choice but to accept the proposal, rejecting Jacaerys words, it hurt Cregan, knowing they'll forever be branded as turn cloaks, yet he couldn't let his sister suffer from the words of the realm if she did happen to be with Aemond's child.

And so, the starks supported the greens, making them win the war, but it wasn't too long before Aegon had died of alcohol poisoning, and with no surviving heirs, Aemond inherited the iron throne.

GENERAL TAGLIST !

@watercolorsky @cl-0-vr @chompchompluke @namelesslosers @snowystark @spookyaemond @sweethoneyblossom1 @this-isnt-madness @persephonerinyes @eltherevir @sidni3003 @aleidag1rly @cryingforlife @fan-goddess @hannaeditzs @grungegrrrl @thekinslayersswordhand @aemondsbabygirl

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— !  ݈݇- thank you so much for reading! i hope you enjoyed it <3 comments and reblogs are appreciated greatly ♡

[baekhvuns]

RM afraid of Barca?! Bestie... pls 😭 I don't think so, but they need to get their shit together for sure, invest in younger players, because Benzema won't be there forever. Their recent season was 👌🏻 let's keep it up. Lmao not the Sheikhs buying all the top football stars? And for what 💀 for more money obviously, but that's just ridiculous. Kaka let the devil on his shoulder win 👀

You can try searching the basement, good luck, there are spiders in there! Maybe even snakes who knows 😉

I'm gonna watch one of those "I read Harry's book so you don't have to videos" to see what's going on there

Waiting for old Exo to come back, their last comeback was so-so, but hoping for the best! Can't believe Shinee and Exo will be coming back again <3 Shinee world tour... I think it's safe to say their world is very limited lmao. Okay but wtf was that GOT song, slightly better than Step Back cause the bar is in hell, but it felt so long and chaotic yet I felt like nothing happened 😭 and the MV? So unoriginal it's so sad, free these women! I haven't checked the mini yet, cause I don't feel motivated

That manhwa might be nothing special, but it's pulling at my heart strings. They're both whipped I'm afraid lovesick boys... oh yes, pls do start reading it's a slow burn and the beginning is frustrating for a few reasons, but it's fun. Also I realised something about my boy Eunhyuk and it's devastating, I feel so bad for him 💔

That bathroom scene in HP, iconic dare I say, yes! I was shaking for real lmao

Omg yes, young Jude had this Italian or French feel to him, a few British actors had that thing to them when they werw younger.

With the way some fansites act I'd not trust them around Seonghwa I think we should be present as well to make sure they're not acting up. Seonghwa bodyguard team! And I can take pictures, I'm better than some of those glorified paparazzi

Usually coloured ink is a bit more invasive(?) let's say, it depends of course. Actually snake's skin is very soft, I was truly surprised. A few people who were always against snakes kinda changed their minds once they felt the skin, but obviously bigger snakes look very intimidating

STOPBTHAY VIDEOOSOOSOOKAJJSJSJHAHAHA Seonghwa's smile is so sweet, the way his whole face lits up and his eyes 😢

The fact some stupid men and simp girls call Shakira crazy, I mean she's doing a lot lol, but he deserves it! Shakira Isabel Mebarak Holmes. Oh god I'd just move out tbh, but this is much funnier

I'll re-read model ONE DAY okay...

San was channeling his inner Loid Forger in that suit

I have to be honest I only found out like a week ago what rizz means, I'm a boomer <3

Sugar baby Hwa? That's my material baby girl

This whole thread 🧎🏻‍♀️and truth

I love him but this is fucked up, I won't tolerate this, I bet his alarm wakes everyone but him 💀

MY ROCKSTAR BABY

Did you see Jeonghan and Ten at YSL? And where the fuck is Seonghwa?! These stupid brands are useless!!!

Oh about Varanassi, it was years ago so I can't tell exactly, but I don't think so? I don't believe in spiritual things so I wouldn't really know sjhsuaajsjshbabshs I only feel weird in big empty Catholic churches (maybe because I'm not baptised and the devil inside me is trying to jump out 😆), because they're just too quiet and weird in general - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

RM afraid of Barca?! Bestie... pls 😭 I don't think so, but they need to get their shit together for sure, invest in younger players, because Benzema won't be there forever. Their recent season was 👌🏻 let's keep it up. Lmao not the Sheikhs buying all the top football stars? And for what 💀 for more money obviously, but that's just ridiculous. Kaka let the devil on his shoulder win 👀

come on anon let’s be real here bestie we both know the truth 🤚🏻🤚🏻with none of their players batting an inch against the 18yo, almost reminded me of that one special 19yo boy with long hair 😮‍💨 afraid is just a small word 🤚🏻defeat is best served when barca does it <3 rm rarely wins by a lot when versing barca, while barca can do 5-0 and u know that’s true too, rm fans agree too 😭😭😭 main reason for a mid rm season is: ancelotti 🔫 he changed the positions and playing style a lot tbh

mancity took this to heart

and the match today! ronaldo punched, got a free penalty, did a siu on a friendly 😭😭 got tackled by ramos, neymar missed pen, and then ALL of them being subbed off 😭😭

im convinced messi’s some secret comedian bc ain’t no way this man is just losing his shit like this

You can try searching the basement, good luck, there are spiders in there! Maybe even snakes who knows 😉 /// I'm gonna watch one of those "I read Harry's book so you don't have to videos" to see what's going on there

WELL IM GONNA TAKE U WITH FOR THAT PART, YOU ARE OLDER AND IT IS UR DUTY ACTUALLY TO LOOK OVER THE YOUNGER ONES 🤨 RULES ARE RULES ACTUALLY 🤚🏻 id rec this one person partially bc her voice is so nice & from an eye of a brit 😭😭 & this one does a pretty good job at it!

Waiting for old Exo to come back, their last comeback was so-so, but hoping for the best! Can't believe Shinee and Exo will be coming back again <3 Shinee world tour... I think it's safe to say their world is very limited lmao. Okay but wtf was that GOT song, slightly better than Step Back cause the bar is in hell, but it felt so long and chaotic yet I felt like nothing happened 😭 and the MV? So unoriginal it's so sad, free these women! I haven't checked the mini yet, cause I don't feel motivated

how many days left till baekhyun 😭😭😭??? 15 DAYS 😭😭 15 DAYS 😭😭😭 THEY ARE COMING BACK OUR SAVIOURS BACK TO BACK !!!!! bro raised sm’s stock by 30% by breathing, he’s actually bigger than sm 🤚🏻the last cb, def on the lower end with their insane title track history, considering that we’re all used to do much, this one def was more of a bside material! (prob the only title track by then that i do not indulge in that much)

BUT U BEST BELIEVE IM DONT FIGHT THE FEELING SCREAMING WHEN IT COMES ON but the bsides i don’t think i listened THIS much to some bsides, they were funky dancy and really good!!,, BUT LAY 😭😭🤚🏻 SHINEE EXO TOUR IS COMING TO SAVE SM FROM ITS BANKRUPTCY !!! WE BETTER !!!!! GET !!!!! BUG BUDGET !!!!! watch shinee just do a sk, jpn tour 🔫🔫

YEAH SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE FOR SURE! the gugugugu part is catchy but also annoying, ur right it felt like nothing happened, no hype, no promo?? did not find the songs on the album that good! but a few of them are okay! mala is good! but it’s very,,, similar to the tittle itself, one of them almost felt like an extension to it actually

That manhwa might be nothing special, but it's pulling at my heart strings. They're both whipped I'm afraid lovesick boys... oh yes, pls do start reading it's a slow burn and the beginning is frustrating for a few reasons, but it's fun. Also I realised something about my boy Eunhyuk and it's devastating, I feel so bad for him 💔

ITS PULLING AT UR HEART STRINGS !!!!! anon ur whipped by this webtoon 😭😭 STOP THATS SO CUTE BUT THE BLACK HAIRED ONE 😭😭😭🤚🏻 his is a little too soft 🥰 i will begin to read it <3 TELL US GIVE US THE PAIN

That bathroom scene in HP, iconic dare I say, yes! I was shaking for real lmao //// Omg yes, young Jude had this Italian or French feel to him, a few British actors had that thing to them when they werw younger.

tbh the half blood prince movie set itself 🤚🏻 iconic as hell,,, snape dying 😭😭 RIGHT HE HAD THAT AURA, it was very old money vibes! quite a lot of british actors have that vibe, cillian is one of them.

With the way some fansites act I'd not trust them around Seonghwa I think we should be present as well to make sure they're not acting up. Seonghwa bodyguard team! And I can take pictures, I'm better than some of those glorified paparazzi

ur right, we are his assistant, pr and bodyguard team. 3 in 1 🤚🏻we monitor EVERYTHING and i think we have experience as we are avid followers of football and can catch bs on the field right away 🔫 catch us giving red cards to fansites

Usually coloured ink is a bit more invasive(?) let's say, it depends of course. Actually snake's skin is very soft, I was truly surprised. A few people who were always against snakes kinda changed their minds once they felt the skin, but obviously bigger snakes look very intimidating

AHHHHH-

u touched a snake.

STOPBTHAY VIDEOOSOOSOOKAJJSJSJHAHAHA Seonghwa's smile is so sweet, the way his whole face lits up and his eyes 😢

RIGHT 😭😭 his ENTIRE face just blooms when he smiles

and then he does this

The fact some stupid men and simp girls call Shakira crazy, I mean she's doing a lot lol, but he deserves it! Shakira Isabel Mebarak Holmes. Oh god I'd just move out tbh, but this is much funnier

NAHHHH I SEE COMMENTS LIKE “shakira this is not good, ur feelings should not be out”??? oh and he can??? bro played the song in front of his kid and roasted THEIR mother WHEN THAT MF CHEATED how low can u drop tbh I LOVE HER PLS THE PETTINESS IS ON PAR, THE GOVERNMENT NAME DBDB

the internet is so funny 😭😭😭 love how viral it is becoming <3 her and miley’s song

I'll re-read model ONE DAY okay... //// San was channeling his inner Loid Forger in that suit //// I have to be honest I only found out like a week ago what rizz means, I'm a boomer <3 /// Sugar baby Hwa? That's my material baby girl

ONE DAY. WHEN. 🔫

JEBWKDHSK BOOMER 😭😭😭 san’s a different breed, i do not know how i survive this man

anon.

This whole thread 🧎🏻‍♀️and truth //// I love him but this is fucked up, I won't tolerate this, I bet his alarm wakes everyone but him 💀

this man is so dramatic, i do not know how hongjoong tolerates him, im convinced they all throw hands at least once a month 🤚🏻 bc i def would, he’s asking for it too

MY ROCKSTAR BABY /// Did you see Jeonghan and Ten at YSL? And where the fuck is Seonghwa?! These stupid brands are useless!!!

GIRL I DID BRWKFHKWHDKW TEN IS MAD. THIS BRO IS SO INSANELY ATTRACTIVE!!!! WHERE IS SEONGHWA??? HE’S THE AMBASSADOR???? WHYS HE NOT THERE,, in the wake of everyone being a ambassador, i need him to be one too he is always representing them

but those photos dropped so im ok <3 a little <3 he looks so nice in the middle one!

Oh about Varanassi, it was years ago so I can't tell exactly, but I don't think so? I don't believe in spiritual things so I wouldn't really know sjhsuaajsjshbabshs I only feel weird in big empty Catholic churches (maybe because I'm not baptised and the devil inside me is trying to jump out 😆), because they're just too quiet and weird in general - DV 💖

LMFAOOOO 😭😭 ive always heard churches have this strange aura inside, kind of uptight and all,,, right! ive also heard that varanasi has this strange feeling to its environment bc it’s so heavily religious so i wondered if u had felt the same! FBWMFHWK MAYBE THE DEMON IS TRYING TO JUMP OUT 😭😭

two worlds colliding ayo

uh ,,, double uh

day 49 of me convincing u should come here, we unlock this very magical place in summer

[dexpairs-blog]

OBEY ME MC X TWST AU

The relationship between Pomefiore and MC

Vil Schoenheit

Hahahah- honey you've got a big storm coming.

Ciel despises his guts the same way Belphegor and Satan hate Lucifer. Vil knows they have a HUGE potential to be a "poison apple" or whatever, but the fact that they don't collaborate with him AT ALL bothers him to no end.

He tries to give them beauty products? Ciel takes them and dumps them in the nearest trash can (Asmo is crying the the Devildom as we speak), he tries to fix their hair and Rook and/or Yuuken is not around? Sucker punched in the face, oh? Epel needs to attend his etiquette lessons? TOO BAD THEY ALREADY SNATCHED HIM AND THEY AIN'T LETTING GO OF HIM ANYTIME SOON.

Overall it's just him trying to turn them into a second Epel and them actually fighting back most of the time. He admires their effort in their studies tho, he thinks it's impressive for a rowdy potato. Please someone save him if Ciel ever finds out he hits Epel- they're literally gonna pull up with the "whip of love"™ that you use in the surprise guest events.

They also used it on him the first time they've met because you ain't harrassing their homie Epel, you bitch.

Although he hates to admit it those few times where he gets to keep them at bay and actually have a civil conversation with them, he DOES have a good time. It's rare tho.

Rook Hunt

Afraid of him for some reason.

Not like, to death, but he does give the creeps. They respect him as a vice dorm leader because he's nice to them.

They have this silent mutual agreement of "i don't fuck with you and you don't fuck with me" and respect that.

They're both in the Neige simp club 💀

Epel Felmier

Chaos.

These mfs met before the vdc cause some asshole's thought it would be funny to play fetch with his bag while he was leaving for recess in front of their classroom, THINK AGAIN.

He thought that they were awesome, even tho he was highkey scared of them now.

After giving them the "whip of love"™ Ciel turned around to look at him and he was almost pissing himself from the fear, cue to him being in utter shock when Ciel started speaking to him in a much softer tone asking him if he was allright while picking up his stuff.

They ended up hanging out togheter for all recess and getting lunch togheter cause why not, and by the end of it he got a protective charm from them.

Now he goes starry eyed whenever he sees them beat up someone.

After the VDC those two became closer and often hang out with eachother.

He even asked them to help him become stronger! Seeing his determined face Ciel agreed immediately and now they also teach him new shit.

He would always rant to them about how Pomefiore sucks and he wanted to be in Savanaclaw and they would provide support, he's always trying to impress them (and they think it's the cutest thing ever but will never tell him), they would prepare him homemade meals in large quantities to help him grow and all that kind of stuff.

Their absolute favourite thing to do is pulling pranks on Vil togheter and watching his reaction.

It's a miracle they're not banned from Pomefiore with their shenanigans.

Once they bursted the door open yelling "I CAME TO FREE THE HOMIE" while he was having an etiquette lesson, snatched him, and left. Funniest shit he's ever seen.

They LOVE the real him with absolutely gives him a confidence boost.

They overall have a very chaotic friendship that evolved into a crush on both sides bit they're both emotionally stupid so they don't realize LMAO-

They'll manage.

[1111jenx]

okay I need to tell someone about this and I feel like you'll understand but like a couple years ago I dated this dude who had ALL sag I'm telling you sun/venus/mars/rising and it lasted for like a year then he broke up with me all in good vibes but I got a voice msg from him on instagram last night saying he missed me obviously drunk and I think crying??? 💀💀💀 help

Hello baddieee,

Ofcourse!! I love these omg haha thank you for confiding in me:p

As someone who exclusively date Leo/Libra/Aqua placements I have been through the gates of hell myself of yes ofc, a stellium in Sagittarius is no biggie HAHAHAH

I am actually shocked that you're able to ground someone with MAJOR Sag energy for a whole year haha I bet your own chart is very interesting itself:)

Often times, I will never be surprised seeing mutable dominant men (AND women) running back to their exes. The same thing with fixed dominant individuals but in a drastically different way!! Fixed dom people once they have cut ties completely, while the pain may lingers, they force themselves to move forward in the physical lane at least. For mutable energy, it is more unpredictable and you probably never see it coming!!

Lemme explain, mutable energy is a very unique and changeable energy, it is not constant like cardinal nor stable like fixed, it is a erratic, if not spontaneous kind of energy. To sum up, people with these placements change their minds often. And while they may be better with changes than the rest, it does not mean they necessarily enjoy it. They are comfortable with changes but the reason behind of this is because they are able to rationalize so far and beyond to the point where they start doubting themselves. It is not uncommon for mutable dominant individual to go back to someone they have made a real bond with because while they are spectacular at making connections, they're not the best at retaining them sometimes!!

As for your case, your ex with his major Sag energy which is all about fiery expansion, probably had his moment of simping where he come back to you as after all, people cling onto someone they can feel the most themselves with. I say this because I realized Sagittarius placements as well as most mutable placements adapt and play different roles when meeting and interacting with different people, but when they ate with their true circle and the people they can count on, they never have to try to be interesting or "different".

And also considering the fact that he has a Sagittarius Rising, with his 7th house in Gemini and 5fth house in Aries, they can be the most confusing lovers who dedicate a lot to their romantic interests, even if it was not a long lasting one. (Aries energy again)

I hope this is not too confusing and this has helped you in some way?! BAHAHA but I enjoy reading this so much and I hope yall sorted it out bae🤍

You got thissss,

saint jenx🪐

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TANAKA’S 25TH : 25 RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

Warnings: vague mentions of making out, a lot of caps, me simping

AN: I was not so hyped for today that I marked it on my calendar./s (I wrote this in like an hour because I was procrastinating, and of course every day is Tanaka brainrot day) (PAIRING: Tanaka x gn!reader)

✧ Starting off with the obvious — he calls you beautiful all the time, and absolutely not just to flatter you. He just finds you so attractive that he can’t help but constantly express it.

��� Really all you had to do to start going out with him is say yes for once, because he asked you every day (shush he fell fast and he fell hard)

✧ Your first kiss will nearly have him on his knees trying to figure out how to ask you if he can kiss you. he will not initiate anything unless he knows for a fact you want to :(

✧ BUT he knows exactly how he wants to kiss you (has he imagined it before? ig we’ll never know). Soft, but energetic. Somehow the way he kisses you is like he’s physically worshipping you — he wants to give you his absolute best.

✧ PDA is a big yes for him. Partially because he likes showing you off, of course, but more because he just can’t resist holding your hand or giving you kisses whenever he’s with you.

✧ Hallway makeout sessions are common. ‘Nuff said (for my sanity’s sake).

✧ HE’S SO ROMANTIC AND CRINGEY LAMSDFOI like (y’all know Mikoshiba from Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun?) he will say something really mushy and then make a cheezy face AND THEN START BLUSHING LMAOSOD STOP UR TOO CUTE BB

✧ His room can be a mess, but when you come over he will do the most and clean it up enough that you’d never know.

✧ Saeko will bother him about finally getting into a relationship after being a simp for so long… and you two will dEFinitely become the ultimate pair when it comes to teasing him AHHfdgkl

✧ You two… like, you’re basically just best friends who kiss (a lot?). You can talk about literally anything for hours and have a great time.

✧ I’ve never done karaoke but I know enough about the activity and Tanaka Ryuunosuke to know that he’ll dedicate every song to you. just… “this is for YOU, babe!” *loud mic ringing noises* *Never Gonna Give You Up starts* and he will make your ears BLEED LASLDKJ

✧ Other dates — bowling? totally sucks but cheers you on. movies? might fall asleep on your shoulder, or talk during the whole movie (if you’re like me then this just makes it more fun kjasfdgpl). dinner? he has all your favourite restaurants and foods memorized. He didn’t even have to try — it’s hardwired into him to remember that kind of thing about you 🏃‍♀️

✧ Sunrise dates. He hates getting up early but will do it if it means he gets to see you — meaning that he always wants to go on a hike with you at 5am so that you can see the city as it’s just lighting up. He likes feeling like he wOKE UP WITH YOU RKLTEOIJSJLK 🥺 HELP ME

✧ Okay… hear me out on this. If you are really into a certain artist — a rapper, a vocalist, a band, (cough bts), he will always look up concerts in your area and he might surprise you with tickets :< except he’s bad at actually surprising you because he doesn’t know how to close tabS LMAOGIDJFK

✧ if you’re having a hard time… if you ever need to talk, he’s all ears. He just wants to be there for you pls don’t hide your sad from him.

✧ HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS he hugs so nice kjSRle like it’s warm and secure and so comforting and he gives you little backrubs like my grandma does 💀

✧ He is so good at encouraging you. If you ever feel like you’re not good enough, he is going to make you believe otherwise, because he believes in you.

✧👏com👏mun👏i👏ca👏tion👏!!!! Tanaka can Communicate His Thoughts. Since he’s really just a lively, supportive guy, he’s always willing to ‘talk about it’ because he wants things to get better if they can.

✧ Adding onto the last one — he is so open about his feelings. He won’t let you forget how much he loves you.

✧ He has good judgement, but not always control over his impulses (might say or do some things he’ll regret later, but he knows as a whole what he wants.) He’ll apologize if he realizes he offended you, but if he said something that hurt you and he doesn’t seem to know… please just tell him :( he wants to do better

✧ and if there’s something you’re not telling him, he’ll figure out. He might take it personally, because he isn’t really as confident as he is bold.

✧ he gets jealous of your celebrity/fictional character crush rip

✧ he has so much respect for you a person. He’s so proud of how hard you work, and understands if you need a day off to just take a break.

✧ He loves tummies and thighs… he loves all of you, and wishes you understood how fascinated and bewildered he is by you. He feels so lucky to have you in his life

✧ Honestly he can’t always believe you’re his. He’s so scared he’ll lose you, which is why he treasures every second with you.

Dear Canon Tanaka Ryuunosuke, happy birthday. I hope you and Kiyoko are happy together. You deserve the world <3

Dear Tanaka Ryuunosuke living-rent-free-in-my-head, hi babe thanks for existing I will pay you to stay ok? <3 pls don’t go anywhere you inspire me every day LAOFSDOKSGLRF 😳 love u

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