#or that scene from Lilo and Stitch

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Puts a flower crown on your head :)

*Confused but gentle burbling sounds*

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

well it's definitely one way to get a girlfriend...

[littlecrittereli]

Guardianship Au enjoyers I have not forgotten about you

[unipacas]

family man miggy for @leastsaid for winning my art raffle! i think his daughter being a miles morales stan would be the absolute funniest thing in the world and i had to make it happen

[waywardstation]

I don't know if this is something you have been asked before or answered, but here goes.

Do you think that Ingo would end up buff after his life in Hisui compared to Emmet?

I feel like I have answered asks like this before, but no worries anon!! ^^

I’ve never made a comparison that I can recall, but I think my art from when I was drawing for the Tumblr Sexyman polls can show that well enough.

It’s very headcanon-heavy at this point from all the fics I’ve written, but Hisui probably would leave him more buff in comparison; more developed muscles in both his arms/upper body from labor-intensive tasks as a Warden, and his legs from lots of hiking. Probably moreso if his bad back didn’t bother him so much. And he developed a belly that pads those muscles due to the weight he put on to stay warmer in the icelands/highlands.

Emmet did not have to adjust to these conditions and responsibilities. He is still a stick when Ingo comes back because he was exhaustively searching for Ingo instead of taking care of himself :( (It obviously gets better when Ingo comes back though!!)

[elvenfaur]

“My brother needs to be punished”

[giantchasm]

Realized I was Not going to get the ask I'm working on answering finished today but still wanted to do at least some Peonyposting, so here's a drawing I did a while back commemorating her bond with [squints] her father's evil ex-wife.

...Yeeeah. Shockingly, they're close.

Hilariously, too, because Sectonia did not like Peony at first. In death she was stripped of her curse, but she's still a pretty emotional, vindictive and envious person. She's always had... mixed feelings about the whole 'Taranza and Susie thing.' On one hand, she's never truly been angry about it— ultimately she just wants Taranza to be happy, but it always... hurt her just a little to see him moving on, even if she knew it was selfish.

Peony's creation reopened those wounds. Joronia probably wouldn't have even ever wanted a kid, but it was about the principle of the thing, y'know? Getting to see someone else get to do yet another thing she'd never get to because she went mad and died young. It wasn't fair that she'd never get to have a family or belong anywhere.

Still, when Peony was on the brink of death, Sectonia helped save her, if only for Taranza's sake. And after that, Peony was enthralled. She wanted to know all about this mysterious, cool dead woman that she quickly reasoned out must have been her father's beloved 'friend who got sick and had to go away.'

Initially, Sectonia had no interest in even interacting with her, but with enough time and stubbornness the little brat somehow managed to worm her way into her heart.

What!? Don't look at Sectonia like that! She's not going soft. I- it's just Peony's smart! And talented! And nice! And she's her best friend's daughter! And-

...Well, truthfully Peony kind of reminds Sectonia of what she was like when she was younger?

Back before a judgemental society beat it out of her, Joronia was an overconfident, reckless, bold and daring kid. And she was happy. It's not fair that she was so thoroughly mistreated that she stopped believing in herself, and so she's not going to let the same thing happen to Peony.

This kid is the specialest girl in the whole wide world, and everyone's going to tell her that or die by Sectonia's blade. Okay? Okay.

In short:

But... yeah. They're pals! And it's through Peony that Sectonia got the things she thought she'd never get to have. There is a place she belongs, and she does have a family.

Dead or not, nothing can change that.

@kirbyoctournament

[natelia-aldelliz]

Some Gaz for the necromancer!Soap & ghost!Roach au :

Gaz : You remind me of a cat sometimes

Soap : Yeah? Why? Most people say I'm a dog for some reason.

Gaz : That's because you're a himbo. I think you're a cat because sometimes you freeze and stare at an empty corner of the room as if you're seeing something I can't see. What are you looking at, ghosts?

Soap : 😀☝️😐😅

Roach : Don't tell him, he's our main source of fun-

-

Gaz : Hey, I just found out there's a haunted house not that far away and I've been binge watching ghost hunting videos lately, how about we rent some equipment and go try to find ourselves a ghost?

Soap : Oh uh....

Roach : Say yes, please say yes I've always wanted to go ghost hunting!

Soap : Sure.

Then at the haunted house there isn't a single ghost, except Roach, who makes all their equipment go crazy all by himself, and who has the time of his life. Gaz thinks he experienced something huge and Soap doesn't have the heart to tell him that his army of ghosts were actually just a dead Welsh madman cackling like the menace for society that he is from the top of the stairs...

[ladystormcrow]

When I read the original Phantom of the Opera novel, one amusing detail I found was that Erik's Red Death costume quite literally has "don't touch me" embroidered on the cape. This mental image immediately popped into my head: as the youngest of four, Raoul couldn't resist.

[ghostlyclementine-art]

they are silly goofy your honor!

*eepy alt under the cut*

[softichill]

Siblings siblings siblings siblings

[aquaquadrant]

pssst why is false's data weird?

oh yeah…

false backstory time: when the universe was trying to create her hels, it glitched, and she became false’s twin instead. surprise! it’s empires false.

here’s how a twin differs from a hels: twins are totally identical players, both in terms of base physical appearance and player data. they spawn together on their homeworld. neither twin is the ‘good’ or ‘bad’ one; they’re both a bit more complex than that.

making a hels is like, taking all the ‘bad’ stuff out of a bottle and dumping it into its own bottle, amplifying it in the process so it can fill the whole bottle. so you started with one bottle that had an even mix of good and bad, and ended with one bottle that has no bad stuff and one bottle chock full of bad stuff, way more than was in the original bottle (this is a generalization ofc and doesn’t apply to all hels situations).

BUT now imagine that after the bad bottle was made, there was an accident, and half of each bottle spilled into new bottles. so you have two bottles that each have half good and half bad. this might seem similar to the original bottle you started with, except remember that when the bad stuff got pulled out, it got amplified. so both bottles end up having more bad stuff than the original source, but not as much bad stuff as a true hels would.

if none of that makes sense, hopefully this shitty illustration on some scrap paper will make it more clear:

so like, instead of being one overworlder and one hels, they are two half-overworlder half-hels players. both false’s have the same data, here’s how u get it.

start w the original (what overworld false’s data would’ve been):

87d91548-6f18-491f-a267-7833caa5d7d8

make it hels (what her hels’s data would’ve been):

-8d7d5ssc3387-762a-t194-81t6-84519d78

combine first part of second one with second part of first one and stick the minus sign on the other side. now you’ve got twins:

8d7d5ssc3387-762a-t194-87d91548-6f18-

so yeah that’s false’s data. also assume i’m talking abt hermitcraft false when i say false, empires false will be e!false.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

imaging early charlie's struggles with newly not-as-much-of-a-murderer vaggie like-

Charlie: (shows of a doodle of vaggie) "This is you!"

Vaggie: "Okay?" (she drew FANART of me???)

Charlie: "And this red color-" (points to doodle) "-is you anger level."

Vaggie: "....all of me is in red."

Charlie: (contemplative) "Yes. It's unusually high, for someone of your size."

Vaggie: "Look. If this is about that demon from yesterday-"

Charlie: "It's about that demon from today."

Vaggie: "What, her? She bumped into you! On purpose!! She basically walked herself right onto my spear-"

Charlie: "You threw it at her head from across store!"

Vaggie: "And if it wasn't for her stupid, perfectly-timed sneeze-"

Charlie: "You're lucky she sneezed right then- she was giving you weird looks the whole time I was yanking the spear outta the wall and dragging you away!!"

Vaggie: "I could've taken her."

Charlie: "She was an overlord, Vaggie, and six feet taller than you."

Vaggie: "She'd've been a foot and half less taller with her head missing."

Charlie: "Okay."

Charlie: (drawing a new doodle of vaggie) "This is you ALIVE. THIS-" (taps doodle aggressively) "-is our long-term goal!"

Vaggie: ".....our?" (gay) (disbelieving)

Charlie: "..." (bi) (desperate)

Charlie: "...SO! WHO WANTS PIZZA!?"

[one-half-guy]

Toddler Silver is the biggest menace who ever graced the planet, meanwhile toddler Gold is the absolute cutest, sweetest, most agreeable kiddo anyone can lay their eyes on <3

Did you know Evan once drew a picture of a younger Gold? ^-^

They are 🤩😍 and these two don't cohexist 😭 I imagine toddler Silver would drag toddler Gold to mischief with little effort and everyone would have their hands full 😆😆 (maybe it would be too much for the world 🤔)

Yeah, I know 😃 and she is SOOOOOOO CUTE 😍😍😍

[fili-oeuvre]

Vampire kid: Waiting.

“Father”: For what?

Vampire kid: Family.

“Father”: Oh, you don’t have one. You were created in a lab.

Vampire kid: *hopeful expression wilts away* But maybe I could—

“Father”: You were built to be a tool. You can never be anything more than that.

Vampire kid: *saddened expression* *looks at the ground dejectedly*

“Father”: *moves closer when the kid doesn’t try to even run* Now, come back quietly. You’ve caused enough trouble as is.

[wander-over-the-words]

What can I say I just love pathetic men who think they're All That and their morally better boyfriends