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"so.... what do you, like... do here?" she paused for a second, shoving her hands into her pockets and glancing around for a moment as if trying to figure it out. "or are you even supposed to be here?"
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my friends & i have big thoughts about bob,,,
THUS! i draw our respective interpretations !!!! as you do
TOP DRAWN LAST NIGHT WHEREAS THE BOTTOM WAS DRAWN IN NOVEMBER '22! LOOK AT THAT
( ft @thedoodlecorner's " Vel " & @lemoneychicken's " Borpse " ~ )
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POV: You once complimented on the burger the cook at your favorite burger joint made and now every time you come in for another he sits across from you and stares at you creepily asking how the burger is.
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this. couldve been executed better but . eh.
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oops :3
Tehe
AH
J ESU S CHRISPY ALMIGHTY
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haha wouldn't it be funny if Mafia Bob went out for clothes shopping and then came back to his house burnt down?
haha
so funny
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Fuck it, spamton but 5 evenings at frederick's
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A Cofagrigus outside Gamefreak HQ: Return Ingo! Return Ingo, or suffer my curse! This night you will be visited by three plagues, each worse than the last. Return Ingo.
First plague: *Kyogre makes it rain endlessly*
Second plague: *Some Gen 1 glitch music courtesy of Missingno. or ♀ plays on loop*
Third plague: *Guzzlord shows up, eating everything in sight*
Final Result: *Ingo is returned and the people responsible for sending him to Hisui AND causing the plot of PLA to be dropped, leaving fans hanging are sent to Hisui*
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Empires SMP
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Joel | SmallishBeans, Jimmy | Solidarity, Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF), the citizens of lore village
Additional Tags: Third Person Plural, from the perspective of the citizens of lore village, Dehumanization, Joel | Smallishbeans-Centric, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Toy Jimmy | Solidarity
Summary:
They watch him build. He grows trees in seconds, shapes the earth with his bare hands. They begin to know they could not perform such complexity with such ease. He must be special.
One of them dubs him a god. They stick with it.
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The story of empires s2 Joel's godhood, told by his followers. Explores the effect their belief has on the people they know.
This began as an experiment writing in third-person plural and became an exploration into religious devotion and the effects of belief so enjoy tumblr girlies
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Have a bootiful day 👻 (and check out my OF for a discount)
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Saw The Living Tombstone at MagWest last night at it was a great show until they brought out Odyssey Eurobeat to sing Discord, at which point the show became fucking phenomenal.
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